On this episode of THE RIVERVALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Kevin's broken dreams, Veronica and Reggie's toxic relationship, and murky tear juice.

(A word of warning: The witches of Rivervale made the audio funky on this one. We love you and thank you for your listenership.)

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Kevin's potential pettiness, car ghosts, and whether Betty should really be in charge of a baby right now.

Welcome to Rivervale, folks! On this episode of the RIVERVALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Fralice, maple syrup production, and Archie being sacrificed to a pagan goddess!

It's the Season 5 finale! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the casino no one wants, Barchie 3.0, and all those witches...

Thanks for listening everyone! We'll be back soon...

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jabitha (Tughead?), Veronica's decision about Archie, and Britta's confusing new foster home.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Eric is finally brought to justice, and Kaitlin owes John $5.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk beeeeeees, girlbossing, and Jughead's long-awaited book snatching.

Josie, Mel, and Val get the backdoor pilot they deserve, and John and Kaitlin are THRILLED. Josie delivers the most perfect line to Hiram, Mel's book is definitely outpacing Jughead's on the best seller list, and Val has almost as many jobs as Archie.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss The Rat King (and rabies!), Kaitlin's newly unlocked fear, and Archie's latest job.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Kevin's ongoing crisis, Cheryl's cult, and Bingo was his name-O.