On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John was right, but also has COVID. (Send well wishes and time jump theories!) John and Kaitlin mourn Bret, realize Penelope did NOT come to play, and talk Betty and Jughead's spooning habit.

We're back for season 5, baby! The Voyeur is now the Auteur. (And the Auteur is Jellybean.) John and Kaitlin talk Choni's sad split, prom dresses, and Katy Keene crossover potential.

Connor Crews of The Secret Movie Club podcast joins Kaitlin and John in the bunker to discuss G&G, D&D, and a bunch of Riverdale-related "would you rathers."

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk to SURRENDER YOUR SONS author Adam Sass about LGBTQ+ representation in Riverdale and beyond.

It's the season finale! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the Jellybean-is-the-Big-Bad theory, how Reggie's never killed anyone (lame), and Mr. Honey's redemption arc.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Mr. Honey's complex backstory (that we made up), tickling competitions, and Cheryl behaving like a real person again.

On this episode of IN THE BUNKER, John, Kaitlin, and guest Jacob dive into the wonderfully weird Archie universe made-for-TV movie, TO RIVERDALE AND BACK AGAIN.

It's the musical episode, baby! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Kevin's arms, Mr. Honey's tragic musical theater backstory, and John finally getting what he's wanted all along.

On this special social distancing episode, we're joined by TV writer (and John's sister!) Elizabeth Padden to discuss what the Riverdale High kids would do during these isolated times. Turns out, the answer is...fighting a bear in a man suit.

On this episode of IN THE BUNKER, John and Kaitlin introduce Ian to the wonderful weird world of Riverdale.