If you live for the cringe, then saddle up for our discussion of the Robin Williams film "License to Wed." Jorda, John, and Rhiane discuss their many beefs with this movie, such as Robin Williams' insane role as the world's worst pastor and marriage coach, terrible family dynamics, the lack of chemistry between our main characters, John Krasinski's character being unable to handle 2 weeks of no whoopee, the illegality of bugging someone's apartment, the insanity of planning a wedding in two weeks, and so much more! Later, they do a new segment called Recast, and they also do a segment of All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the Eddie Murphy comedy "Norbit" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

We'd like to give a warm round of applause to Angelina Jolie as we welcome her first movie onto the podcast! Jordan, John, and Rhiane have MANY things to say about Angelina's atrocious blonde wig, as well as the fact this is definitely not a rom-com, the awkwardness of the protesting news clip, no love connection between the leads, the authenticity of the psychic, Angelina's crazy willingness to believe the psychic, the "groundbreaking" news interview that lasts a whole 60 seconds, a terrible gun scene, and more. Later, they do a segment of Hallmark Movie Romance, Marry, Kill and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the Robin Williams film "License to Wed," as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

Everyone loves the "Breakfast Club," but everybody hates this terrible movie. Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the 2017 thriller "Deadly Detention" and its many issues, such as the laughably bad dialogue, a glass trophy that looks like a dildo, a terrible villain reveal, tasteless whoopee, a weird hype scene, no character development, fake skateboarding skills, and so much more. Later they do a segment of Reenactors and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the Angelina Jolie film "Life Or Something Like It" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

If you enjoy watching movies that make literally no sense and have plot lines that impossible to follow, then you need to watch this one. Jordan, John, and Rhiane sit down to talk about John's throwback sci-fi film that none of them really understood. They discuss impossible waistlines, terrible screaming, people never reacting, UFO planets, crazy fight scenes, pilots not knowing what to do when passing a UFO, and a lot more. Later they do a segment of Fact or Fiction and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 2018 thriller "Deadly Detention," as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

We can't get enough of tropes, racial stereotypes, and terrible plot lines, so it's time for yet another Tyler Perry movie! Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the many flaws with this film, including Idris Elba's rape charge that was terribly explained, Gabrielle Union's terrible attitude, sassy children, the craziness of drug lords, weird club dancing, problematic almost-whoopee, Craig Robinson's amazing cameo, and more. Later, they do a segment of Hallmark Movie Romance, Marry, Kill and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 1957 sci-fi film "Plan 9 From Outer Space," as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

We watched "Glitter," a movie that's almost as flawed as the production "Birdemic." Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the Mariah Carey romantic musical (?) drama and its many issues, such as Mariah Carey's inability to act, lip synch, and express emotion, the lack of chemistry between our leads, the crazy and unexplained streaks of glittery paint on Mariah, the legal repercussions of taking someone's voice and using it for someone else, the insanity that was the costume department for this movie, Mariah's cat that appears only twice, and soooo much more! Later they do a segment of Fact or Fiction and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the Tyler Perry drama "Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

Who doesn't love bad creature features? You know we do! Jordan, John, and Rhiane watched the 2002 film "Snake Island," and they have sooo much to say. They discuss the thousands of snakes (both CGI and real), the crazy nudity, awful snake deaths, the presence of snakes but lack of snake attacks until the final 40 minutes of the movie, snake-smashing, an incredible almost-whoopee scene, underwater sports, the geography of Snake Island, and so much more! Later they double segment of All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 2001 Mariah Carey film "Glitter" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening! 

2006 was a really dark time for Tim Allen's career, but that just gives us more material for the podcast! Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the flawed and not safe for family comedy "The Shaggy Dog." They discuss problematic issues such as Tim Allen's frequent nudity, Kristen Davis being way too good for Tim Allen, tramp stamps, Spencer Breslin's terrible acting, Robert Downey Junior being on drugs, growling in a courtroom, human-to-dog transformations, and sooooo much more. Later, they do a segment of Tag It and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 2002 creature feature "Snake Island" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

We really thought Gwyneth Paltrow was going to join us for this episode, but she, once again, fell through and wasn't able to make it. Maybe next time? Regardless, we watched her 2003 comedy, and we have some things to discuss, such as Rob Lowe being in this movie for a whole 30 seconds, Mike Myers' lazy eye, airplane soaps that don't quite look like airplanes, Christina Applegate's character stealing booze, Mark Ruffalo's charm, and whether or not Kelly Preston had breast enhancements in this movie. Later, we do a segment of Hallmark Movie Romance, Marry, Kill and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the Tim Allen family film "The Shaggy Dog" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

Who doesn't love a revenge flick? We watched the Mel Gibson-produced 2004 thriller "Paparazzi" whose only stars were there as cameos. Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the highs and lows of this movie, such as a crazy green screen death, incredibly circumstantial evidence, date rape on a boat, living on a boat, well-planned murder plots, being nude at a resort, and a lot more. Later, they do a segment of Fact or Fiction and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the Gwyneth Paltrow comedy "View From the Top" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!