So many holes to fill, if only we could have one hole to rule them all. Is it bitcoin?

While we’re all looking in the same direction, the knockout punch is the one we don’t see.

Socrates said that the wisest thing he could do is admit that he doesn't know anything, but he still drew the line and died for it.

Time is a flat circlejerk, but we can always learn from our past!

We've been at war for 20 years and we still don't even have cool songs about it like we did with 'Nam.

Kyle Rittenhouse is the Tara Reade of Save The Children, there's always exceptions.

I was named after Joe Rogan, and I'll take the vaccine even if it gives me AIDS, strictly for my Uighurs.

We're being gaslit by narcissists and hypocrites.

Lip synching is the highest form of comedy now. Stop writing and start synching! Comedy as we knew it is dead, killed by activist comedians who are barely capable of either.

The nanobots steal all your best business ideas and give them to the Googlement. We all know that we'd give to them for free.

With The Great Reset upon us, my main concern is how can I make this impending neofeudalism funny? I'd like to be like Mozart and perform for the new techno-aristocracy, as well as for the massive digital serfdom that will emerge.