If you had to choose between working with Trump and saving humanity, how many of you would watch the world burn?

Conspiracies, I got 'em. You looking? I got all the hot ones.

If you can't separate the Chinese gov't from its people, maybe you're the racist?

I get why it's wrong to call it a "Chinese virus, but can we call it the STOP EATING BATS virus? Maybe if we start eating pandas, they'll stop.

Remember when we thought impeachment was historic? I talk about some of the data I've been seeing, what strategies seem to work, and what will most likely go down in the US as coronavirus is the only thing left on tour.

Gotta take my mind off the coronavirus, good thing the NBA is... oh, goddamit!

It's Bernie vs. Biden, and the meme war hasn't even started.

...with the colors of the wind. Elizabeth Warren would have made a great first Native American President.

Coronavirus? Super Tuesday? Wake up sheeple! Get out in the woods like I did for the San Gabriel Mountains Bighorn Sheep Survey!

Please don't vote for Bernie, beg the greatest minds of our generation.