Bitcoin is for enemies, meaning even Hitler would use it, and read Bitcoin Magazine, too.

Make sure you get your #FreeRoss coffee mugs at the Merchtoshi Nakamoto Hall before they run out! Plebs together strong!

"The slap heard round the world," Will Smith pitched to Chris Rock. Speaking of rock, make sure you never look up what's on Hunter Biden's laptop, and listen to the alpha I drop about the upcoming crack bubble.

No amount of Bitcoin will make Biden go from funny uh-oh to funny ha-ha.

Is Putin the Hitler of Hitlers even though Ukranian neo-Nazis are calling him a Jew? What a country!

Bitcoin is backed by free speech. Policing speech is antithetical to Bitcoin. Go cry harder.

Bend the knee and open wide to let opportunity come inside. 

Joe Biden said that George Floyd had more of a worldwide impact than MLK, which is buy signal for Floydie NFTs! Chamath doesn't care about Uighurs, and I will defend his position to the death. 

The COVID tide is turning, but OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU?

Bored Apes are racist when you cram CRT into your NFTs.