The Roll Report

The Roll Report

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The Roll Report episodes

  • Episode 12: Orca Milk & Dragonchess

    In which our heroic trio plays dragonchess, learn about some gods, and Gay-Lynn turns an aberration into buttered popcorn.

    Content warnings: Profanity

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    The Roll Report is: Colin (DM), Ben (Yorick), Fenner (Gay-lynn), and Kaya (Rivulet Starfish). Our Audio Producer is Uriah Findley, and our Social Media Manager is Hannah Bradshaw Lozier.
    Cover art by Annaleise Gray

    Theme song: "Adventures in Adventureland" Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

    2 hr 11 min
  • SAGAS & Horrible Homebrews with The Okayest DM, Dennis Fleming

    The Okayest DM, Dennis Fleming, joins Colin to chat about SAGAS (Setting And Genre Agnostic System), beastly barbarians, horrible homebrews, and more!

    Content warnings: Profanity

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    Cover art by Annaleise Gray

    Theme song: "Adventures in Adventureland" Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

    53 min
  • Episode 11: The Stakeout

    In which our heroic trio discover that cats can climb but can't open doors, do an exceptional Sherlock Holmes imitation, and Rivulet acquires an extremely gaudy pipe.

    Content warnings: Profanity

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    The Roll Report is: Colin (DM), Ben (Yorick), Fenner (Gay-lynn), and Kaya (Rivulet Starfish). Our Audio Producer is Uriah Findley, and our Social Media Manager is Hannah Bradshaw Lozier.
    Cover art by Annaleise Gray

    Theme song: "Adventures in Adventureland" Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

    1 hr 23 min
  • WSPR Episode 9

    Catch up on the events of the campaign with Princess Rivulet, Gay-lynn, and Talus!

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    The Roll Report is: Colin (DM), Ben (Yorick), Fenner (Gay-lynn), and Kaya (Rivulet Starfish). Our Audio Producer is Uriah Findley, and our Social Media Manager is Hannah Bradshaw Lozier.
    Cover art by Annaleise Gray

    12 min
  • Episode 10: A Whale of a Time (Part 2)

    In which our heroic trio make terrible whale puns, use salad dressing as an interrogation aid, Dron finally hits something.

    Content warnings: Profanity

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    The Roll Report is: Colin (DM), Ben (Yorick), Fenner (Gay-lynn), and Kaya (Rivulet Starfish). Our Audio Producer is Uriah Findley, and our Social Media Manager is Hannah Bradshaw Lozier.
    Cover art by Annaleise Gray

    1 hr 27 min
  • Un-Horny Bards & Feminist Analyses of D&D with The Slovenly Trulls

    The (dare we say) slovenly Shardae and Lyssa of THE SLOVENLY TRULLS join Colin to talk about feminist analyses of D&D, un-horny bards, and how Starbucks is owned by a lich.

    NOTE: Since we recorded this interview, Justin Alexander has apologized and clarified the situation with Janell Jaquays and "jaquaysing" the dungeon. You can read about it here: https://diyanddragons.blogspot.com/2024/01/an-update-on-jaquaysing.html

    Content warnings: Profanity, feminism

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    Internal links: The Uncaged Goddesses sourcebook (DMs guild), Beth the Bard (She is the Ancient), Islands of Sina Una

    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 10: Space Whale (Part 1)

    In which our heroic trio make fingerless gloves, chase some cultists, and put a family of halflings to sleep.

    Content warnings: Profanity

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    The Roll Report is: Colin (DM), Ben (Yorick), Fenner (Gay-lynn), and Kaya (Rivulet Starfish). Our Audio Producer is Uriah Findley, and our Social Media Manager is Hannah Bradshaw Lozier.
    Cover art by Annaleise Gray

    1 hr 16 min
  • WSPR Episode 8

    News & notes from the city of Seashallow, the wider Archipelago, and beyond! (Plus recaps of campaign episodes!)

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    The Roll Report is: Colin (DM), Ben (Yorick), Fenner (Gay-lynn), and Kaya (Rivulet Starfish). Our Audio Producer is Uriah Findley, and our Social Media Manager is Hannah Bradshaw Lozier.

    WSPR is written and performed by Colin Epstein


    Cover art by Annaleise Gray

    9 min
  • Episode 9: Centaur Dressage

    In which our heroic trio attempt to sway an Archmage, steal some potions, and Rivulet is fed cookies..

    Content warnings: Profanity

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    The Roll Report is: Colin (DM), Ben (Yorick), Fenner (Gay-lynn), and Kaya (Rivulet Starfish). Our Audio Producer is Uriah Findley, and our Social Media Manager is Hannah Bradshaw Lozier.

    Cover art by Annaleise Gray

    1 hr 32 min
  • Victorian Complim-insults & Inappropriate Footwear with Damsels in Dicestress

    The whole heckin’ cast of DAMSELS IN DICESTRESS joins Colin to talk about Victorian complim-insults, footwear inappropriate for adventurers and young ladies, and hardcore healing mode.

    Content warnings: Profanity, drug references

    Watch the Damsels live play Wednesdays at 11AM Pacific/2PM Eastern on twitch, and follow them on Instagram and Tiktok for more!

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    Cover art by Annaleise Gray

    40 min

About The Roll Report

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Welcome to the show! We play RPGs, imagine fantasy world public radio broadcasts, and interview people about their favorite D&D character classes.