Rope got 'hootis-cammed,' and it sounds bad. Grapenuts inspire anger. They're the cruel joke of cereal, and the guys go into detail about bad that crap is. And then there was this guy who was shown - the wrong way - how you get a tailbone adjustment...

The morning goons cuss & discuss the story behind Drew's experience with Momma's go-go chocolates. They touch on a short list of common pet peeves, which seem to be everyone's pet peeves. And, Rope explains to Drew the tool that is loosely defined as 'scissors for hard stuff,' and Drew has an manhood epiphany.

The fellas discuss some suggested flavors of Oreo Cookies that didn't make the cut. They also hit on the shape of Rope's mouth and a few of his favorite children's books ;-) They also get into Batman villain issues and many other compelling topics that the evening news neglects.

The guys discuss the new KFC video game, they also talk about what their new breakfast food seasoning tastes like. Rope points out the difference between 'handy' & 'handsy,' among other riveting topics. It is the best morning talk radio in the history of the world.

Rope discusses the time he used a hand puppet to win an argument - with his judge-wife, he also tells the tale of 'Shi-THEAD' O'Rourke. And then the 2 comment on Donald Trump's proposal to blast hurricanes into oblivion with nuclear explosives (which is, of course, GENIUS)

Rope discusses his medical condish, aka his downstairs mix-up. He also is trying to give away his 'darling' kitty. He also sucks at sales pitches. And the story of the gal who forgot a small detail in a pic she sent to her doting mommy.

R&D provide a how-to on petting kitties. They discuss why Dippin Dots suck & they touch on Rutger Hauer and why Lady Hawk was such a bitchin flick. And then there's the bagel battle bit... and Drew explains why he was 'extra' Drew one day.

Rope shares about the wild goose chase his wife sent him on for non-existent laundry detergent, and how he got even. He also talks about the time he tried to have milkshakes ordered 4 days in advance - in the drive-thru. They guys get commentary from Keith Richards regarding the immunity of cockroaches to pesticides.

For the holiday weekend, we leave you with lot's of explosive talk of Drew's love of bath bombs, Drew tells another 'my dad's a redneck' story involving fire, propane and a mole, and we touch on a little KITSCH fireworks safety, because we care.

Jimmy Buffett's dysentery song dedication, carrott-flavored meats snacks and the drugs octopuses love most