We start this episode with a rather strange question. What would cooked Arachnid taste like? Also are the warriors actually arachnids in scientific terms? We don’t think so. Matthew thinks maybe the whole civilization is called Arachnids. We then talk about the TAC fighters and how their weapons work. Finishing up this episode Matthew tells us all about the story of Randy Johnson V. A Bird.

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In this episode we decide to come up with a definitive collective noun for the warriors in this minute and guys over the squads new LT. Then after discussing the arms and legs of the subject we tangent into transformers, other toys, and why Matthew loves to root for the bad guys.

Matthew thinks he caught someone doing some personal grooming in this minute but Johann comes in with the save knowing about hockey goalie equipment. Matthew does drop some hip hop music scene news that goes in line with this episodes tangent just perfectly. Jessica (Matthew’s wife) also makes her almost regular guest appearance and saves the boys when they can’t think of a certain actress.

We get some Hot Goss in this episode when Crystal Beth and John Robert Wilson tell us about John’s fear of wearing the same kind of trunks Rico is wearing in fear of attracting all the men at the gay beach. Johann explains his Bombadil Moment to our guests who are no stranger to future medical tech. We then talk about the stress of battle, how finding out you’re already dead is such a relieving experience, and our one Hollywood Pass.

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Do you have a structured settlement and need cash now? How about an annuity? Well John Robert and Crystal Beth can help you out if you call 413 8-GAME-ON thats 413-842-6366 (Actual number for the Unlimited Lives hot tip/hot take call in line) as they help us run down some numbers on the total force put to the Klendathu Campaign. We then discuss our Myspace top 8 and why Carmen wouldn’t be anywhere near that list. Also special guest appearance by Matthew’s wife Jessica who calls it how she sees it.

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Are you guys ready for a double dose of 69?! Thats right we’ve got not one group of hosts but TWO groups of hosts starting this week off right. John Robert Wilson and Crystal Beth from The Fifth Eleminute and Unlimited Lives Radio join us to talk about our love for Starship, our hate for Carmen, and the best fast food chicken!

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New edition of the Fed Net! Matthew has a lot of questions in this episode. Like why show the Federal dead to the common Federal citizen and was BA an inside job? He sure thinks so. Johann isn’t as convinced but finds comfort in our new Sky Marshal. We also go into a wrestling tangent so hey thats fun!

In this episode Matthew talks about the importance of turning off your brain and enjoying some dumb distruction while Johann brings us all the way to Rick Astley on a tangent. But fret not dear listeners we do talk about our movie and discuss weapons, gore, and MORE!

Welcome to 2018. Johann tries to emulate his favorite wrestling promoters in this episode and we talk a bit about wrestling but also bring the minute to the ring. We discuss the Arachnid tactics and their show of force even if it is small is very devastating. Johann also brings up how this scene shows how great our actors really are.

We get to meet two new characters in this minute. Mechwar and Snappy! Two Warrior Bug puppets who played a big roll in the film. Mechwar and Snappy play a very intense scene with Shijimi. We also talk about the good and bad of the TV show Dexter. Matthew’s wife makes a small guest appearance giving us some vital information.