The Roy and Dane Podcast

The Roy and Dane Podcast

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The Roy and Dane Podcast episodes

  • Ep. 60 - Fuck me, you turned up with no brain today!

    In this episode the boys wrap up the week that was, including firearms purchases, a trip to the nation’s capital and the return to work for Roy. The Hottest 100 is just around the corner so the boys chat about the current music, plus the 2004 Hottest 100 which promises to be legendary. Dane chats about bands/artists that he would love to see or would see again. Roy fills us in on the weekend’s fight night in the UFC, as well as some changes to hunting laws and firearm safes.

    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep. 59 - I, I, I’m Roy!

    In this episode Roy has a bit of drama pronouncing his own name to kick off the episode. The boys celebrate the new year by chatting about their New Years activities and the  Boxing Day test, as well as covering a bit of the live coverage of the Sydney test between Australia and India. Dane blows up about the useless drivers on the road during the holiday period. How hard is it to pull over if you’re driving too slow?! Roy discusses his recent big dick prawn purchaser experience. The boys chat about the new style of lottery car and property giveaways and how they feel about them. Plus, the boys discuss their death row meal and convenient yet useless superpowers.

    1 hr 12 min
  • Ep. 58 - If anyone was gona fuck up on Christmas Day, it was gona be me!

    In this episode the boys have a post-Christmas catchup and discuss the ins and outs of the festive season. From presents, to beers, to food and everything in between. Dane discusses the Ezra Mam's recent indiscretions and the lack of severity in the legal system. The boys also chat about the Boxing Day test, how good Sam Konstas' debut was and why Pat Cummins is a cricket god!

    55 min
  • Ep. 57 - Oh, you didn't tell me there was custard!

    In this episode the boys chat all things from the weekly wrap to Christmas Day must haves. Dane recaps his experience at the Bison Smokehouse from a couple of weeks ago. The boys discuss Paul Kelly’s iconic song “How to Make Gravy” and why it resonates so much with us. Roy tell us which sports should not be classed as professional and recaps the UFC fight night and the Fury vs Usyk 2 fight.

    Wishing you all a great Christmas with your family and friends!

    1 hr 18 min
  • Ep. 56 - Were you the timekeeper for all of the stolen motorbike races?

    In this episode the boys chat about work rate on the job site and expectations they have faced in various jobs. We get an update on where the beer orders are up to and how you can get yours before Christmas. Dane discusses the prospect of the NSWRL Regional Magic Round coming to Tamworth in 2025, plus the Koori Knockout. Roy previews some fight news and recaps UFC 310 from last weekend. Plus, Dane recaps the final race of the 2024 F1 season from Abu Dhabi.

    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep. 55 - Oi fuckface, I don’t want hear it!

    In this episode the boys chat about everything from Roy’s ear infections, to his bad back, to the Bunning’s fuckup and the latest beer updates. Archie makes a cameo in the background because he had bugger all sleep at day care. The boys discuss their own Spotify wrap ups from 2024, plus the Roy and Dane Podcast wrap up also. Dane talks Movember and summarises the 2024 campaign and Roy fills us in with some of the latest fight news.

    1 hr 11 min
  • Ep. 54 - Look, to be honest I want to get out of there. There’s no windows, I’m freezing my dick off and I’m much better with cattle than I am packing boxes.

    In this episode the boys catch up after a big weekend of taste testing their very own podcast lager. Roy goes off on his own little tangents to kick off the episode. The boys recap the various Chuck Norris jokes from Episode 52 of which there are some very clever ones. Dane discusses the latest F1 news including Max Verstappen winning his 4th straight world title and Pierre Gasly’s engine blowout at 361kph. Roy hits us with a rather confronting question for the ladies in our lives. The boys chat about the latest Movember updates as well as their own Christmas likes and dislikes.

    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep. 53 - If you're not crashing, you're not trying. I crash all the time... Well, you're fucking shit!

    In this episode the boys are getting ripe and ready for Brewfest 2024 and the release of their very own beer! The MotoGP season has officially ended with Jorge Martin winning as rider of the first independent team to win the championship. Roy recaps UFC 309 from last weekend and the boys reflect on the absolute rubbish that was the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight. The boys also discuss their plans for the afternoon and then skip straight to the craziness that was Brewfest 2024 with some special guests.

    43 min
  • Ep. 52 - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because Chuck Norris only recognises the element of surprise.

    In this episode, the boys discusses the upcoming Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight this Saturday. Dane chats Movember and gives some updates on the team, so keep a lookout for the before and during photos online. Roy gets a bit upset about his Up-and-Go drinks losing there most useful feature, the plastic straw. The boys discuss the show Wicked Tuna after Dane stumbled across it randomly while channel surfing. MotoGP’s final round this weekend gets a solid mention with the final round deciding the championship. Dane gives us a few songs to check out and we preview some of our favourite Chuck Norris jokes. Don’t forget to purchase your Brewfest tickets!

    58 min
  • Ep. 51 - Imagine a 20kg bucket full of toothpaste, and you just put your whole shoe in it, yeah that’s what it was like.

    In this episode, the boys discusses their recent events over the past week including garage cleanups, jetski servicing and Roy’s tussle with a bucket of tile glue at work. Roy celebrates Donald Trump’s victory in the US Election in the past 24 hours and discusses the various aspect of politics both there and here. We get an awesome 2-minute recap from Strongy after the Malaysian MotoGP round on the weekend which has kept the #Rematch alive between Jorge Martin and Pecco Bagnaia going into the final round in Barcelona. The boys chat about their Movember progress and the various teammates progress. Roy talks about the upcoming Mike Tyson-Jake Paul fight next weekend and how it’s a lose-lose situation. Plus the boys discuss some great songs they been listening to that you need to listen to.

    1 hr 1 min

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Roy and Dane are just a couple of mates diving into the big (and small) issues of everyday life. Covering everything from sports to the great outdoors, parenthood to small town news and everything in between.