This is a secret episode. With Henry away following up a lead, Dennis steps into the control booth. John Lennon calls in. Sponsored by Pill Juice.

A secret deleted WWII tale plus several lewd ⁠⁠ euphemisms from the good old Paint It, Jack Podcast of note!

Jack deals out questionable financial advice so's you can have smart money solutions for your damn finances already. Jeeze! Also Brimley calls in and Henry is there, Bob as well. Sponsored by Ham Raffles, LLC.

May Season 4 be upon you! Roy chats with an unraveling Bob Dylan, talks about the 82' LA fires, and discusses scintillating clock numerals. Radarman Union Spokeswoman Tanya St. George makes a statement.

In this hiatus-busting paid promotion, Larry Sanbourne (Larry's Linoleum Showroom, The Merv Griffin Show) explains his business, his life, and the dangers of doing rugs.

Ever wonder how electricity is made? Good. Jack Nicholson uncovers the whole crazy thing.

Roy and Henry speak to Vincent Price about a recent Halloween party. An island-wide muffin crisis is claiming lives and scaring wives. This episode is sponsored by muffins, if you must know.

Roy H. Pomeroy sports-calls yet another epsiode of Dragnet. See the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8MGXzUR4MQ

Roy sports-calls an episode of Dragnet 1967.

You can really watch this episode as an exciting video on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/6GprPT1S4Wo?si=5yCNpiPigxJNUBlN

Alan Watts reads to you a screenplay, entitled The Curse of the Ape Area. If the idea of listening to this delights you, then you are an unshaven spacemen getting his robe nicked by primitive humanoids near a large outdoor motion picture tank, for water. Otherwise, if you're not delighted, it is your choice to listen. For now.