The Rubio Method

Let's talk about getting what you voted for, a no fun rule in football, someone who has never done a group project, being racist and pissed off  Venezuelans...

The Rundown with Rubio for Monday, March 4th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- Residents of Clinton Hill, NYC are fuming about a shelter for illegal migrants in their neighborhood since the shelters make them “feel unsafe.” 97% of the residents voted for Joey B. 

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- The NFL has new kickoff rules: onside kicks are illegal before 4th quarter, the team must be losing to do an onside kick, and the team must announce intention to kick an onside kick ahead of time. 

Accept and Embrace
- Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, a top VP contender for Kamala Harris, says “socialism is just neighoborliness” and to “just do the damn work.”

Working Hard is Not Enough
- White Dudes for Harris Zoom call raises $4 million last night Kamala Harris

Confidence is the Key
- Venezuelans are pulling down every socialist statue of Hugo Chavez due to their sham election and to show they are tired of socialism. Nicolas Maduro, their leader says Elon is his arch-enemy and wants to invade Venezuela with “his space rockets” 

Let's talk about a needed baby boom, I guess we really didn't see what we saw, get it together Paris, Facebook says you're wrong as well and an incredible ping pong player....

The Rundown with Rubio for Monday, July 29th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- American children are no longer the primary source of new residents within the country. More arrived in the past year than the number of kids born to mothers in America.

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- Meta AI says the assassination attempt on El Trumpo is a fictional event. Also, if you go on Google/Bing/DuckDuckGo and search it, it doesn’t even come up 

Accept and Embrace
- The Opening Ceremonies of the Paris Olympics was a tad bizarre. The Olympics deleted their own YouTube video feature of lord knows what since it was criticized so much. 

Working Hard is Not Enough
- Facebook is not censoring the iconic image of El Trumpo’s defiant fist claiming that it is altered to mislead people.

Confidence is the Key
- Zeng Zhiying is 58 and making her Olympic debut for Chile in ping pong. 18-year-old was top player in China, rule change made it to where she couldn’t play. At 34, moved to Chile but retired for 20 years. At 54, she bought a ping pong table during the Rona and here we are in Paris.

Let's talk about why all of sudden, until you do something it will keep happening, rewriting the "news", Newsweek might have hit rock bottom, and quite the Olympic food plan....

The Rundown with Rubio for Thursday, July 25th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- Gov. of CA Gavin Newsom has issued an executive order for the removal of homeless encampments in the state. They have already spent $24 billion on the problem and a large portion of that is unaccounted for as well. 

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu was in DC yesterday giving a speech so, of course, a Free Palestine mob was bused in to protest. Defacing monuments, burning the United States flag and dragging around Capitol Police.

Accept and Embrace
- More and more news outlets are having to figure out which truth is more apparent as the Kamala is the border czar issue keeps arising. 

Working Hard is Not Enough
- Newsweek put out an article today with the headline “Donald Trump might not have been shot after all” 

Confidence is the Key
- Olympic’s start today and let’s remember back to 2008 when Usain Bolt brought in 1000 chicken nuggets from McDonald’s to make sure he didn’t get food poisoning. 40 for breakfast, 20 for lunch and 40 for dinner.

Complete breakdown of how we got to this point in America where Joey B is not running for re-election. From how he started as president to him submitting for Kamala to "save democracy."

The Rundown with Rubio for Monday, July 22nd, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason

-     Joey B has announced he will not be running for office in a very odd way.

There are Winners and Losers in Life

-     Kamala now appears to be the front runner as the media and party quickly started to align behind her.

Accept and Embrace

-     Secret Service Direction Kimberly Cheatle is testifying today on the complete lack of failure of El Trumpo almost being assassinated. 

Working Hard is Not Enough

-     The Democratic party which has been stating that they can’t have El Trumpo in office so save democracy is now about to pick their nominee without one vote.

Confidence is the Key

-     MLB players are now starting to do an El Trumpo themed celebration if they make a good play during a game.  

Let's talk about focusing on the wrong thing, keeping your cash, a life saving image, a no brainer in the courts, and Joey B is in and out and in and out....  

The Rundown with Rubio for Friday, July 20th, 2024  

Everything Happens for a Reason - Whistleblowers have come out and said MOST of El Trumpo’s security on the day of his assassination attempt was NOT secret service. Secret Service says it is appalled by DEI rhetoric against female agents  

There are Winners and Losers in Life - Cybersecurity platform CrowdStrike is down worldwide causing global IT problems, Microsoft crashes, 911 outages and disruptions in international airlines, bank and media outlets  

Accept and Embrace - At the RNC last night, El Trumpo posted the image that saved his life and stated, “Last time I put up this chart I never really got to look at it.”  

Working Hard is Not Enough - Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled voters in Arizona who don’t provide proof of citizenship will NOT be able to vote   

Confidence is the Key - Joey B camp is still rolling with reports shifting from he’s definitely out to he is staying minute by minute. Just odd that he went from the most votes in American history to being asked to step down in under four years.

Let's talk about one helluva medical coincidence for Joey B, just going to remember colors now, Chicago finally does one thing right, Time magazine is soft and a motley crew at the RNC...

The Rundown with Rubio for Thursday, July 18th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason

- Joey B stated he would drop out of the race if there was a medical condition issue and, wouldn’t you know it, he got the Rona within a couple of hours.

There are Winners and Losers in Life

- Joey B forgot the name of the Secretary of Defense, which is Lloyd Austin, and simply called him the black man.

Accept and Embrace

- Chicago Mayor Johnson has reversed his decision to remove the statue of President Washington from City Hall after much backlash.

Working Hard is Not Enough

- Time magazine adjusted their cover after a couple hours after it was proposed the photo was too powerful for El Trumpo

Confidence is the Key

- Last night of Republican convention tonight and you will hear from El Trumpo along with Dana White, Tucker Carlson, Hulk Hogan and Elon Musk. 

 #political #currentaffairs #events #breakingnews 

Let's talk about more and more coming about El Trumpo assassination attempt, Newsom is really screwing up, a Tenacious moron, Microsoft figures it out, Joey B cools down the rhetoric or not...  

The Rundown with Rubio for Wednesday, July 17th, 2024  

Everything Happens for a Reason - More and more is coming out after El Trumpo assassination attempt. Range finder, roof to sloped, staring at the roof.  

There are Winners and Losers in Life - Elon Musk has announced that X and Tesla are leaving CA. after Newsom signed AB1955 which bans schools from making rules requiring parental notification if a child identifies as a transgender.  

Accept and Embrace - Jack Black has cancelled the rest of his Tenacious D tour after his bandmate, Kyle Gass, says “Don’t miss Trump next time” on stage in Australia.   

Working Hard is Not Enough - Microsoft laid off entire DEI team and they have wrote that DEI is no longer business critical.  

Confidence is the Key - Joey B was at NAACP conference and stated that El Trumpo decimated black businesses and wanted to send the national guard after peaceful George Floyd protests. Really cooling down the rhetoric for sure

#Political #CurrentEvents #Humor #Podcast 

Extreme breakdown of the attempted assassination of El Trumpo 

Let's talk about big money leaving, not being a "big boy," a super expensive dating life, CA being CA, and someone needs some scissors...

The Rundown with Rubio for Friday, July 12th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- Donors to Pro-Biden Super PAC are said to withhold roughly $90 million until he drops out of the race.

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- Joey B’s “Big Boy Press Conference” was another swing and a miss from starting with a list of reporters to call on, to him calling El Trumpo the VP, to his weird whispers to him getting stuck several times. 

Accept and Embrace
- Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift have reportedly spent 100k per day to be together to cover travel and private security. Over 27 million dollars thus far.

Working Hard is Not Enough
- California is imposing permanent water restrictions for the first time ever. Rationing and low-flow device mandates will be used to reduce water 30% regardless of conditions. $10,000 fine per day. Last year, 20k cubic feet per second flowed to the ocean because of no storage. 

Confidence is the Key
- A Florida judge has ruled that Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill is the father of another child. He will now over 12 children, this is 5th this year and he just announced his wife is expecting