The Rubio Method

Let's talk about being ungrateful, a great painter, hypocrisy, what could go wrong and hang it up man....

The Rundown w/ Rubio for Wednesday, March 8th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason

- Denver’s illegal immigrants have built an encampment because they don’t want to go to city provided shelters. The illegals gave a list of 13 demands (better food,

There are Winners and Losers in Life

- Case Western Reserve University in Ohio hired a painter to clean up a wall the protestors vandalized. They got in front to protest again; he painted over them!

Accept and Embrace

- New York is spending 2.3 billion to fix up JFK airport BUT the only people hired will be non-white or women-owned businesses.

Working Hard is Not Enough

- Maine Governor Mills has signed an executive order to make construction industry more inclusive for women. Government grants will be distributed to companies to incentivize female construction workers.

Confidence is the Key

- Bernie Sanders is running for re-election at 82 years old. If he gets elected, he will be 89 when his term is up.

Let's talk about crybabies, being super rude, flat out lies, why even have it anymore and I don't even get the event.....

The Rundown with Rubio for Tuesday, May 7th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason

-    Several students at Princeton have started a hunger strike and they are upset that the “administration is not monitoring their health or keeping track of their vitals. They are not all taking care of us.”

There are Winners and Losers in Life

-    New York Governor Kathy Hochul “Young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don’t even know what the word computer is…”

Accept and Embrace

-    Karine Jean-Pierre says Americans have never been safer and that crime is at a 50-year low. Literally no one believes this.

Working Hard is Not Enough

-    Boy Scouts of America is changing their name to “Scouting America” to be more inclusive and welcoming.

Confidence is the Key

-    The Met Gala happened last night and it was as dumb as you can imagine, but at least they had some good security.

Let's talk about hypocritical behavior, creating your own greatness, a worthless major for a worthless person, well done to the UK and Whoppi forgets who she is, again....

The Rundown with Rubio for Thursday, May 2nd, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- Governor Newsom is headed to the Vatican to speak at a climate summit.

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- Louisiana Supreme Court has voted to allowed residents to secede from Baton Rouge. The new city will be called St. George and will have nearly 100,000 people.

Accept and Embrace
- Columbia protest leader demands administration bring food to rioters who broke into Hamilton Hall. Turn out her name is Johannah King-Slutzky is a paid instructor, PhD candidate studying “theories of the imagination & poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens.” Seriously

Working Hard is Not Enough
- UK’s National Health Service will BAN transgender ideology in hospitals. Basically, no more words like “chest feeding,” “birthing parent,” and “human milk.” Transgender males are banned from being treated in female only hospital wards.

Confidence is the Key
- Whoopi Goldberg claims the antisemitism at the pro Hamas rallies is overblown. Says it is all clickbait. Reminder, her real name is Caryn Johnson.

Rubio's Topics This Week...

Tons of Farting
Climate "crisis"
Seinfeld Drops A Truth Bomb
A Doctor That Can Kiss My Clean Butt 
A Legend From The South I Need To Party With
I Guess We Are Done With The #MeToo Movement
There is so Much Racism That is Has to be Created

Let's talk about minty satisfaction, kicking the wrong people out, seriously what the hell, not knowing your audience, and a smart move....

The Rundown with Rubio for Wednesday, May 1st, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- Joey B’s administration has abandoned plans to ban menthol cigarettes citing feedback from civil rights groups and criminal justice leaders. 

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- Five middle school girls who refused to compete against a biological male in shot have been banned from future competitions. Yes, the transgender kid won the track and field championship.

Accept and Embrace
- The new Pride Flag is out, and it now includes an umbrella to represent sex workers. A purple circle is surrounded by yellow circles representing the intersex community. 

Working Hard is Not Enough
- CA is getting its own $1and put out a post about what should be on the coin! Really stupid move as people went off on Newsom.

Confidence is the Key
- Dave and Busters will begin allowing customers to bet on certain arcade games like Pop-A-Shot and Skee-Ball

Lets talk about ignorant Harvard students, a super cringe moment, not my doctor, focus up Chicago and a meeting of the minds....

The Rundown with Rubio for Tuesday, April 30th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- Harvard students cheer as they replace an American flag with a Palestinian Flag. 

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- Drew Barrymore had Vice-President Kamala Harris on her show and had one of the cringiest moments in a long time.

Accept and Embrace
- A viral video is going around of a med student, in her 4th year, bragging how she got into medical school with 5 C’s and a 3.3 GPA. She was accepted into TEN different medical schools. Holy DEI Batman!

Working Hard is Not Enough
- An official Chicago Public Schools training form reveals that parents are NOT allowed to opt their children out of any LGBQT lessons or topics discussed in class.

Confidence is the Key
- El Trumpo and Ron DeSantis had a sit-down private meeting about how they are going to work together to take back the country. 

Let's talk about a justified punishment, letting toddlers get away with it, keep your toilet paper roll straw, AI needs to be throttled down, Classic Joey B....

The Rundown with Rubio for Monday, April 29th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- 54-year-old Glenn Sullivan Sr. of Louisiana raped a teenage girl several times, got her pregnant and then silenced her family. He was sentenced to 50 years in prison, and they are going to physically remove his testicles.

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- Major Universities are shutting down and going completely online as protests keep coming up and getting larger with schools just submitting parts of the campus. Florida and Texas aren’t having it. 

Accept and Embrace
- China now emits more CO2 than the entire developed world combined basically cancelling out all the sacrifices you are being forced to make. 

Working Hard is Not Enough
- Black Baltimore high school athletics director is charged with using AI to create fake racist rant he blamed on white principal. 

Confidence is the Key
- Joey B went on the Howard Stern show, and it was pretty bad. He told the audience he saved 6 lives from drowning; woman would send him salacious photos and he would give them to the secret service when he was a Senator and he was arrested as a kid on his porch standing with a black family as they protested desegregation. 

The Rundown with Rubio for Friday, April 26th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason

-     Tyreek Hill of the Miami Dolphins confirmed he has ten kids. He is 30 years old and has four children in the past year. 

There are Winners and Losers in Life

-     USC has announced it will be cancelling its main campus graduation for fear of anti-Jewish protests and turned off all comments on the post. 

Accept and Embrace

-     Chris Christie says that El Trumpo looks physically terrible. 

Working Hard is Not Enough

-     Dexter Smith has been convicted of 13 weapons charges for building his own weapons. Gunsmithing is his hobby. The judge said “Do not bring the Second Amendment into this courtroom. It doesn’t exist here. So you can’t argue Second Amendment. This is New York.”

Confidence is the Key

-     The company Throwflame has invented Thermonator, the first ever flame thrower robot dog. Just under ten grand. Wi-Fi or Bluetooth and shoots flames over thirty feet.

Let's talk about a HUGE loss for the airline industry, Joey B is Ron Burgundy (again), TikTok TikTok Tik Tok, a wild coincidence that benefits politicians, and even I am cheering for someone from USC....

The Rundown with Rubio for Thursday, April 25th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- A new federal rule will require airlines to give refunds if a domestic flight is delayed over 3 hours (international is 6 hours), cancelled flights, bags that arrive 12 hours late, starting in May. No vouchers, cash!

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- Joey B had a battle with a teleprompter at a speech….again. 

Accept and Embrace
- Joey B has signed the “TikTok Ban” bill. Parent company, ByteDance, must divest Tik Tok within 9 months or face a ban.

Working Hard is Not Enough
- Numerous politicians have bought stocks of Meta before today’s TikTok Ban bill was signed. Michael McCaul is the author of the bill and just happened to buy $600,000 shares. 

Confidence is the Key
- Reggie Bush will be getting his Heisman Trophy from 2005.

Let's talk about spoiled children, no more competition, guns for good guys, Australia vs Elon, oh California....

The Rundown with Rubio for Wednesday, April 24th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- Columbia University has announced classes will be remote for the rest of the year as anti-Israel protests rock the school.

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- The Federal Trade Commission has banned noncompete agreements.

Accept and Embrace
- TN just passed a bill that would allow teachers and staffers to carry concealed weapons in schools. This occurs one year after they had a mass shooting in a school. 40 hours of gun training and a psyche evaluation are required. 

Working Hard is Not Enough
- Australian Senator Jacqui Lambie calls for the imprisonment of Elon Musk for allowing free speech on X. Only wants what the government approves to be allowed. 

Confidence is the Key
- Starting in 2028, the city of Santa Monica will build a new apartment complex for the homeless that will cost $1 million PER unit. Remember, they just lost $24 billion for the homeless.