The Rugby League Apologists

One last burst. Something has to give. Chicken and a meat tray? Anyone..?

Acai bowls, cruciferous smoothies and normal bread are all on the menu. Just don't swallow your own whistle...

What lurks beneath? Is it the lowest common denominator? You can almost hear a pin drop. ..

Who's in-fighting? Who'll grow a leg? Who has the large package..? 

Who's eating curly cheese? I can't believe it's not butter. Wickety, wickety whack!

Who's warming up out the back? Who's taping 'em up the back? Is it Buster Gonad..?

Look who's reached one hundred! Just create a hole then fill it they said. That ought to draw a crowd to the cubicle...

Who's holding the baby? Who needs drool buckets? Is there a Dog..?

The Lord of Ted. The Earl of Grey. Ahhh, good times JJ...

Is there a  structural problem? Or is it a root problem? Hmmm, it is a very short whistle...