The lads are getting into the semi's but will they podium? The handlebars have come off, will the wheels come off too? Welcome to the lockdown games...

The lads are in fine form but can they be cocksure? Who's ears are burning?  What a show, what a spectacle..!

Can the lads be taken seriously or have they become caricatures of themselves? Tune in for another super, flying fun show!

In a game of numbers who's been hung, drawn and quartered? Can the second-stringers manage, or will they be at sixes and sevens?

The lads can extrapolate till the cows come home, but are they just going through the motions? Who's responsible for the cover up? Get the Wolf on the line...

Though looking resplendent in monogrammed jackets, why are the lads sticky? Have they been masking ructions within the team? Ooh, who's been self-deprecating..!?

Could the lads make a buck gladiatorial style or are they jousting without a stick? Egg flips...

Is there a way through the curtain of thud? Is complacency the enemy? Hmmm, too many times...

Are the rules unruly? Who's hungry for tom-foolery? Sir Lancelot..?

The lads have designs but do they have meaning? Will anything make a lick of difference or are they clutching at straws? Is anyone listening..?