Who can do the business? Who can't? The answer is four...

Can the lads number up or will the performance clause come into play? What's with the lotion? Have they gone soft?

The knockabouts talk all the teams and rank them, including their top 8's. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yikes, it's the CEO..!

The lads are putting it about, but are they spreading themselves  too thin? Oh,  they do love a parade. Adios amigos...

The first episode of season two and the lads have hit the ground running. Well, it's more of a jog. Ok, mostly walking. Suck 'em in fella's...it's a long season.

Hobbled and cobbled, have the lads had a gutful? Have they gone flat? Or can they power up for one final charge at the line? Who's game..?

Episode forty and the lads are displaying a level of mindfulness usually reserved for the most enlightened of pundits. Or are they on the hooch with Snoop? Outstanding..!

Away from their original state the lads are way out of position. Is Sean flexible enough to follow Parky's procedure? Has Monty run out of depth? Can Tony stretch? Did somebody say...?                                                                                                          

The lads are riding high but have missed the jump again. Can they escape the inside rail? More importantly, can they avoid the stewards' swab? Giddy-up the Blues...

The boys are back in town but what happened to the entertainment? Can the mix tape get 'em going? Who'll bring the oomph? Will they bogan up?  And who are those idiot groupies...?