Who's been omitted in Grand Final week? And who is that with the hushed, dulcet tone?  Is it a stunt or has the lads' preparation been thrown into a spin? Don't touch that dial...

The Apologists have done what Super League promised back in the day - to spread the word of the rugby league football to the big, wide world. Even if from the smallest room in the house. Still, there's no time to put you're feet up...gobble, gobble...

The Lotto girl makes an appearance and has the lads enamoured. Who'll be the winningest? Will they make a play? Boy, do they have the knack! And the supplementary number is...79.

The Apologists enter their very first podcast finals series. Apparently you have to lose one before you can win one? Oh no, who will they lose..?

Has Tony found another loophole? Will Parky's social experiment take shape? Will the proof be in the pudding? Why is Sean still smiling? Who's hogged the hookah? Wake up Monty...

Tony's looking resplendent in his Sydney Olympics volunteer shirt whilst Sean imbibes the contents of Monty's hip-flask. Can they keep the flame alive? Why is Parky clip-clopping around the studio? Pass the lippy...

The erstwhile leader returns to find a spectacular soap-opera, or is it WWE? Have the lads over-compensated? Who's calling the shots? Captains challenge...!

With Parky prone the lads face their greatest challenge. Will Tone step up into the coveted 'big chair'? Can he get Monty and Sean to lift? Can he find the dressing room? Or has he already lost it? 

Monty's doped up but will it dull the pain? Has Tony's run with hookers come to an end? Will Sean find light at the end of the rainbow? Are they serious? Parky's on the blower to his lawyer...

Moving scenes as the bullet's been fired. Will Parky have time to figure it out? Will Sean get found out? Has Monty been licked? Oh look, there's Tone on the TV...