The Ryan Mansfield Show

Ryan vs. Ryan. Virgins realize cans matter after 30 minutes. Rookie mistakes. Screaming Ryan all night long with hot blondes and Dead Mouse. Pussy fingers on my buttons. Fire shit with jaleponoes. Back up back door Ryan. Harris Poll (farts) Mini Fridge and squirting beers. 2AM shots. AF1 and AF2 or Ryan #1 or #2. Being younger than 40. Old dudes AND Penis Girth from a pro. Radio silence is a virgin move, No show notes allowed on Bonus Episodes. Coca-Cola only rule. Fuck edibles. IT professionals on my show. Dad joke= I.Like.Ted.It  $1500 Kings in a castle. 90's love songs. RP in da House. RIP Rodney Dangerfield i love you. Lil' Dickey DJ takeover. Fuck I-696 and your far left lane. That movie about 2020. DJ Quick and SBP. Butt mic is back Mike Clark.  Karaoke Closing it out, like Sagebrush Friday night and the good ol' days, walking home  

In studio stranger danger! Let's invite people we don't know, on my show. To my fucking house?! Why not? Guess what! I know him!!! Santa, I know him... Just ask your robot: "Play Vehicle City Sound podcast." Or just command your robot: Robot "Play The Ryan Mansfield Show!"

Talking Bout: Peeing on the show, Dancing with CARSONS wife. New Buttons on my show. Pauly Shore. Get me a Juice Box. Last call pub Crawl. Better OVER TIP now.! Another Takeover WTF. Fucking Johnny Cash musicians come around, don't care about who won. They just wanna gig. Fuck Rick Ruben. Candlebox tour, short story long with Mike Leslie real stories. vs. Motley Crue and Whisky a Go-Go. Meeting Light my fire,  Robbie from the Doors. SHITI coolers. RS3 followers. Eggs in a basket. Detroit bars connection, your in the band! Ahh-aaa moment with STP and Candlebox Kevin. Being in a live studio with Evenflow and Pearl Jam. word my sponsors. My 2 cents worth at the Silverdome and fucked up math. John lennon says imagine. Paul says let it be. George Harrison says i got my mind set on you without a B side in his pocket.nJeff lynn is busy at dinner cause he is Willberry, but Bob Dylan and Tom petty have Amazon deliveries...have so many devices. anything that money buy..Prince rip off. WTF!! TAKEOVER again. why? Welcome the the Johnny Carson Show. The Johnny Carson Show!!. My 2 cents worth takin it to the bank. ELEVATED TO RAISE MONEY. DJ Rolling Rock dot com. last call pub crawl. Live stream live  doesn't work when you don't own shit. Don't leave please guests. Real Men of Orion song on  Youtube, Beastie Boys parody. Gettin stuck in the foam pit. How deep is your butt? Shutdown or not? 

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Talkin Bout: American Horror Story. Lobster Claws and Filo Dough. Calling snobs in Rochester. Being an asshole. Scary little Troll Nemo movies. Being an Only Fan. Random chics on the podcast because of guitars. The good ol Trybar days.

Talkin Bout:  Clocks. Settle in to this week. Kayaking. Allergies and Trifecta. Sipping Jack. Drunk ASF on your own podcast. Sleeping naked with contractors. Who's in the house? 4 to 1 odds! Lannister's pay their Debts!!  What would Rush say? instant replay touchdown vs, whistle blowers, Born to run. No more bullshit. Your Fired!! Mask up? slaves and chains. Getting Covid.  Screen time now. Welcome to the machine. Body language. Stretchin Gretchin. Construction on M24. Doable? Glory Days and buffering with family and friends. We all judge, don't lie. good times and temporary lay offs. Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse in the same bar. assholes and Elephants. Other buttons on my board!! Flush but not Liquid. Jew Talk. Tracking mickey mouse banging goofy. Who's scared?  Divide and Conquer. Thanksgiving is difficult now! Dogs and removing chains. Socialism vs. Utopia. Rocky Balboa. Transitioning to Parler. Snacks on the podcast. Peeing live on the show or in my van. play what's in your wheelhouse. if it comes, he will build it. masturbating with dave growl. playboys under your dads mattress. fuck suicude. MD2020 buddy in your porn fort. NAT GEO in 5th GRADE. Your gonna lose a nail, pinching your thumb. homegrown stuff. Buffalo NY sleeping naked together and puking on Ram trucks with sober drivers. If i won a billion dollars. Pauly Shore won't call me back, but Bill will. I put a mask on my beer. Watching Pauly on election night live, Starfuckers... Enicino Man 2.. Great wealth is now a Billion. Puppies are gonna die. can't save them all. John Lennon vs. Paul Mcartnery. let it be and sleep in!! breaking up with famous bands Yoko's. voting for multiple Clintons. Turkish smokes banned Joe Camels. The Truth movement. and guns. Ultra rich may win. 

Late, Late, Late Night Drunk Show talking bout: Who the fuck won the election & predictions? Weed Votes. Sneaking in State Proposals last minute. Dick pics and Pornhub. Betting on when we know who is the president.  Black Rock Steaks. Shout outs to 4000 FB friends. Don't be a Snitch Bitch. Fuck Communism. Pauly Shore's Election Night Live podcast with Trump. Lil' Wayne weed is the best. No MORE ASMR Bullshit. What time is it? Calling people after 4AM. Learning Mac on the spot. Kanye on Joe Rogan show. Drunks waking up a Carpenters Union Contractor getting ready for work @ 4:30AM. The Boss says wear a mask. What about Contractors Pension? Blackbeard Treasure hunting with Adam Martin.

Talkin' Bout: Real life Fart Machines, Madonna dentists, Homemade Jalapeño margaritas, Drew and Mike from the WRIF and ButtMike, Going to a Trump rally meeting and he's late, Swearing in front of your parents and kids, Calling people after midnight to see if they answer, Fake orgasms till you make it, Pooping on the clock at work and Squatty Potties, The CURE for hiccups, CANDY man, Almond Joys got nuts, Moist vs. Juicy, Middle names suck, Garage sale scores, Killing Scafoli with a ratchet strap, Finger nails and "Massage" (a Nists,) FuckLaundry, Maytag 10 minute warranties and Exploding SamSucks.

Talkin Bout: Showtime Documentaries, Scranton P.A.,  New cans in the Studio, Working Church gigs in California,  Pauly Shore Podcasts, The Legendary Comedy Store, Bill Burr and Joe Rogan, Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, DATING AFTER 60! DC Hall, Breaking G strings on stage, and launching careers from Starbucks. Fuck cars....Nose Jobs in LA...

Talkin' Bout: Eddie Van Halen, MJ and Beat It. Pine Knob, Sick Ass Guitars, White stripes vs. White Zombie, I know a guy that knows Celebrities, Kid Rock ASF, Drop D tuning, and loving what you do. 

Talkin' bout: Writing Boobs songs for charity. Contractors Liquid lunch, Uber rides, Random interviews with strangers on the street.