The Salami Show

I'm stuck in Quarantine?!? Yea ... I am, but we have business to take care of. This week was the first week of school of my last semester in college. We reflect and ask friends about their time in college during School's Back in Session! Next we talk about National Data Privacy Day. Seriously ... I guarantee you have more information on the internet about yourself than you are comfortable with. Do yourself a favor and google, "how to protect my data online" and click on any article. Read up y'all. Finally we talk to finance guru Doug Young about the recent f*ckery that has been going on in the market. GameStop is trading at hundreds of times more than it should be. Have you wondered why? Doug aims to help clear the air a little bit.

Can you believe it? We do all of this in what will be The 5 Most Interesting Minutes of Your Day.

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Disclamer: Douglas Young is not a liscenced stock broker, and knows nothing about stocks. His advice, and commentary should not be taken seriously and is entirely satiric in nature. Do not take what he says seriously. It is a parody.

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The Most Interesting Five Minutes of Your Day Podcast welcomes in a new U.S. president today. I introduce my new roomate Ronak ... he wants to do what!? A new segment called Totally Precedented. We celebrate national DJ day! I bet you didn't know Wikipedia was 20 years old. Tune in to for some article suggestions.

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Well hello hello hello! I've missed you dearly. The Most Interesting Five Minutes of Your Day is back in full swing! It's gøød to be back. Thank you for having me.

 We dive head first back into it. Tune in for a further explanation of what went wrong. We talk to Nolan for an interesting size-oriented rendition of The Nolan Report. A new segment called: She Fucking Hates Me  where I talk to an ex-girlfriend about why she fucking hates me. We end today's episode with Why Are You a Bitch?

The Most Interesting Five Minutes of Your Day has a new posting schedule! New episodes will drop Monday's and Thursday's at 6:00 a.m. for all you early risers on the way to work. For everyone else don't worry ... it's a podcast, not a live show. Listen to it when you wake up. 

AS ALWAYS: please feel free to email me, [email protected] for any and all show suggestions, for interviews, anything else under the sun really.

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In a tribute to Alex Trebek, The Most Interesting Five Minutes of Your Day  goes into overtime! This will be the Most Interesting Jeopardy game of your day. Stuart Blandon, Mikajah Hayes, and Logan Broedner face off in a test of knowledge. The categories are: Oh Canada, Marvelous Muzzies, Punchlines, and Most Interesting Five.

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Happy National Scrapple day! As promised, find out what the rest of my roommates said about living with me. Turns out the boys have different gripes than the girls. I woke up at six a.m. for an entire week to try and be more productive, find out how that went. The Nono Report. Finally, we introduce a new segment: The Sentence Game. Try to guess what the mystery sentence is as eight of my friends say the same thing in different tongues. All this and more prove this to be the Most Interesting Five Minutes of Your Day.

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A big thank you to all my lovely friends:
Adam - Slovak, Mirati (Friend)
Fred - Chinese
Lindsay - Farsi, Russian, Arabic
Guntas - Hindi, Punjabi
Bruno - Portuguese
Juliana - Spanish

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Have you ever day drunk with people old enough to be your grandparents? I have.  Have you ever asked your roommates what it was like to live with you? I have. Have you ever added a random drug-dealer back on snapchat? I have.
Are you wondering what all that would sound like in less than 5 minutes? Listen why don't you.

HUGE shoutout to my friend Caleb for voice acting the role of the drug dealer. Thanks Caleb :)

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Roommate beef this week because apparently none of my roommates know how to clean! On The Nono Report : Nolan is pissed off because "Becky" was taking too many shots and didn't finish her homework. A live look inside Boston Universities isolation housing ... (hint it's not great). Finally, a state report from Chicago-area native Aidan Ritzenthaler! Let's learn about Illinois together!

Shout out to Sue Spolan who contributed the QOTD today. Remember to submit yours to [email protected]!

Thanks for making this The Most Interesting Five Minutes of Your Day!

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We shove my friend Declan into the trunk of my car and drove him to his 21st surprise party! Today on the interview we talk to world-class illusionist Lyn Dillies about why it is important to vote. VOTE, please! Also, check out Lyn's video! I shave my armpits and not my chest in a new segment dedicated to Rhett and Link, Let's Talk  About That.  NEW MUSIC ALERT!! A world premiere of the never before heard song from the band Housecat. We talk to Housecat bassist Jack Correll about the song. It comes out at midnight on Wednesday, Oct. 21!

Check out Lyn!
http://www.magicoflyn.com

Check out Housecat!
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/housecat2/disco-d

do it. that is is threat. 

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Happy birthday little D man! We celebrate on the show. Nolan comes back to us again with another report: Sleep with your homies. Special shout out to shake shack today; things are going to get weird for today's ASMR. Logan Broadener, state representative from Colorado, joins us for the Colorado state report! All this and more in 5 minutes or less for the Most Interesting 5 Minutes of Your Day. Enjoy and tell your friends. That is a threat.

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I have a sneaking suspicion the college I attend is actually a front for a real estate company. My friends and I (don't) break the law. Would you like fries with that? The Nono Report makes its debut. If you have any questions for Nolan, feel free to submit one, and he will answer! Lastly, we find out why they came to the docks. Send your Quote of the Day and anything else of interest to: [email protected]

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