*****WARNING SPOILERS ARE IN THIS EPISODE*****Hey, everyone we're back with our reactions to this weeks episode of Game of Thrones. This episode had its ups, but we mostly get into our gripes with the writing and general uselessness of the characters. Follow the links below to find the episode on your favorite streaming service, and make sure to like, subscribe, and rate 5 stars!

This week on the Salty Virgins Club:

The boys did an Easter, and also did some drinking. Definitely more drinking than Eastering.

Should you be quiet during Endgame? Yes, but don't be a dick about making people quiet

Could any of us throw hands if needed?

The Jeopardy Cyborg is still undefeated, how long until Skynet?

WE FINALLY ORDERED SOME GOD DAMN STICKERS

This might actually be Jordan's last episode

Music:

"Sanguine Paradise" - Lil Uzi Vert

"Suge" - DaBaby

Music:

Game Of Thrones - Theme Song (Trias Trap Remix)

Warning! This show contains spoilers! (Obviously)

Now grab that horn of giants titty milk, sit back, relax and try to forget about Arya getting clapped.

 

Music:

The Bear and the Maiden Fair - Hold Steady

This week on Salty Virgins Club Podcast: 

The boys have issues shitting in public

Jackson hates talking to new people/Networking Stinks

Saturday is 4/20, people are probably insufferable

There’s a jeopardy playing cyborg who can’t stop flexing on everyone (James)

Bachelor/ Bachelorette party rules

Notre Dame burning was an excuse to flex your Paris Vacation 

 Now that you know what we look like, you can put a face to all the voices 

Music:

Aster and Ivy - Traveler 

Lil Yachty & Chance the Rapper - Atlanta House Freestyle

Just gonna hitcha with the topics:

- Patrick got a new dog and now can no longer leave his house

- Jordan's grandma is willing to get baked and come on the podcast

- News week has never been to a good city

- Jordan threw up in his own shoes and had to go to the doctor because he drank a Smirnoff ice

Music:

Childish Gambino - Summertime Magic

Bryce Vine - Take Me Home

Francis and the Lights - May I Have This Dance

Topics:

- Kevin is training to be a pro bowler

- Jordan hates being handy and Pat strives to be Bob the Builder

- We talking about fighting animals (sorry PETA)

- RIP to the AAF

- Some light GoT talk (some spoilers)

- etc

 

Music (In order): 

Sweatpants - Childish Gambino

Like or Like Like - The Miniature Tigers 

Kickin 'da Leaves - Judah and The Lion

This week we covered:

Auto Sexuality - The fetish of being sexually attracted to yourself

Why people think it's okay to want to fuck their step siblings

The new fleshlight thing that looks like it might kill you 

How to manage 500k a year better 

Being a young professional and how to navigate that 

 

Music: 

Old town road - Lil Nas X 

Trap Baby - SAINt JHN Ft. Lil baby 

Ride with me - Thutmose 

Last Time That I Checc'd- Nipsey Hussle (RIP) ft YG