Roxxy gives us some fun facts about vacuums lol and some tips on how to handle guys who won’t take no for an answer.

Sam and Roxxy discuss the idiocy of tattooing a SO’s name on your body. Which quickly leads to manipulative women and mama’s boys 😂 Also this week, beauty tips for snow and mud/cocoa bunnies, Read with Roxxy and Movie recommendations.

Reasons women fake orgasms, more epic falls and the annoying wildlife that won’t die.

Roxxy kicks it off with a story about a bratty little kid in Marshalls. The conversation gets heated while discussing disrespect, knives and the actual topic of the episode: The “ho” phase

Roxxy admits to body recovery for her medical examiner-aspiring sister. Sam and Roxxy discuss establishing “that bitch” and some favorite types of animals 😂

Roxxy realizes she’s officially Instafamous after having strangers, aka the InstaFamily, to her home. Sam discovers she looks like her mom (if she wears goggles). And they discuss deleting on social media.

Roxxy introduces Sam to ice & jelly sandwiches (it’s a black thing 😂), they discuss career possibilities of being bouncers and Roxxy diagnoses Sam with HGS (home girl syndrome).

Sam and Roxxy get REAL on this episode, discussing women who try to interfere in new relationships; the gas station crisis look; and the disasters of DM-ing while Dumb 😂

This week Sam and Roxxy discuss those healthy relationship boundaries (the bathroom is meant for ONE person at a time!) the crazy side of break ups and their new invention (jazz hands, please): Pocket Pants!

Sam and Roxxy kick off Season 2, with more laughs, talking about workout fails and favorite physical attributes. Which then leads into the phenom of being “thick” vs healthy.