bring back the Nuke Stan stole

- They’ll be paid for the kill, but not necessarily the Nuke. 

- Depending on the level of success, between 100 to 700 Megabux.

The Oil Can

A seedy dive for the drunk, nuked and ready to puke. Warehouse workers bring their meager savings to this pit to ogle the robots gyrating on stage. If they had a particularly good week, perhaps they might even take one home.

If the party enters at the entrance, they encounter the Doorman: Paul the Forgotten, an elderly retired pimp. Tries to run the place as responsibly as he can, but he can only do so much.

The three robot dancing girls entertaining guests inside: Titania, Spark-Plug, Vulvatron and Robo-Pussy

Three Security Guards: Gorg the Koala, Franco the Honeybadger, Coco the Gorilla (deaf)

See Game Master’s Companion for Enemy Class and Civilian Stats

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