The Saulty Show

Saul sets it up with an intriguing introduction of tonight’s episode. Thank you President Trump for freeing the rapper that was held in an overseas jail! Moving in to setting the scene for a new bartender in artificial intelligence, AOC’s crazy is taking on all new highs calling for riots in Israel and the “poor” United States neighborhoods and let’s make sure to take note of your credit as computer hackers have learned how to torment citizens by the millions sharing personal/private information on the dark web. Before the crew gets too caught up in the opening with opinion and banter, Saul turns it over to find out what’s hot in the Crazy Chronicles. Hysterics and tears roll out of the first conversation when a man in Mexico claims to have the largest penis in hopes of scoring a place in the Guinness Book of World Records; such a shame that the radiologist uncovered the flaw in his plan identifying his “average” size. Finally, a win for Heidi, Tim actually approved! Next up a quick mention of cocaine and a special kind of stupid for smuggling the drug under his toupee. No worries, Tim has your PSA on smuggling cocaine in your butthole… But hold on there, we might have another PSA for you. Off-brand chargers for your cell phone can be dangerous to your person. A quick cover of special intelligence when a bank robber provides the bank with his name and address. Before rolling to a final article we attempt to cover the new pussification of youth but Tim’s ADD kicks in and covers the latest freeway back-up. The guys just miss as they cruise under the scene. Jeremy gets a little mouthy about weeding out the weak and promoting more jumpers with score cards. With that Saul and the guys move to discuss for the first time, AOC and the delusional promotion of rioting for non-American causes. Palestine’s fictious oppression and the insane claim that Israel and the Jewish communities are to blame in history. The discussion then heads into political movements and refugees overseas as related to the ridiculous AOC comments. Listen up folks, the reality of how the movement is becoming more tragic in the United States needs to be stopped. Socialism is on the rise here and America needs to remember the most successful Capitalist government in the world and the importance to work harder to block this social movement. If you don’t want to hear it here, check out #WalkAway Campaign. Saul wraps up the show with a compelling example of our nation’s foundation in ‘How the Cavemen rose to Capitalism!’ All this and more on this episode of The Saulty Show.

Hosts: Saul, Tim, Jeremy

Special Guest: Heidi.

The crazy news chronicles starts out with a discussion of sports drinks as brake lights and leads to a criminal being found because he farted too loudly. The chronicles close out with a possible new Olympic event and Tim gives his opinion on the quality of the crazy news. The crew moves on to discuss Trump's tweet about the rat infestation in Baltimore and that somehow the word infestation is racist… What the Fu@#? All this and more on this episode of The Saulty Show.

Hosts: Saul, Tim, Jeremy

Reference:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/los-angeles-california-cities-overrun-rodents-public-health

Special Guest: Heidi.

The crew discusses an animal shelter trying to cash in on the storm area 51 hype and a bear in Colorado that is rummaging through a dumpster behind a dispensary. The team tangents on to Heidi's truck adventures and Tim puts Rachel on blast for hitting a Porsche. The conversation switches to the Federal government re-engaging in capital punishment and it's comparison to abortion and evil. All this and more on this episode of The Saulty Show.

Hosts: Saul, Tim, Jeremy

Special Guest: Heidi.

The crazy news starts with the police asking criminals to take a break until the weather cools down. A man calls in a bomb threat so that he can flirt with one of the flight attendants. Another man climbs down a building to escape a fire. Saul brings up a quick discussion of churches selling their values. Jeremy brings up Trump crashing a wedding at one of his resorts and the topic morphs into Google and YouTube needing to be broken up. All this and more on this episode of The Saulty Show.

Hosts: Saul, Tim, Jeremy

Reference:

https://www.dailywire.com/news/49736/watch-trump-surprises-bride-and-groom-maga-themed-molly-prince

Special Guest: Heidi.

Rae Chronicles bring a fresh new look at Air BNB rental of the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile. Frankenstein is taking on a whole new look with mix-match body parts found by the FBI. Cadaverous body parts are now for sale…! What are your thoughts on Facebook tracking your porn searches and views? The Saulty Show wants to know how to tap in also! After a quick break, the boxing gloves get laced up. What do women “really” want broken down by the Saulty Show? The team spins off of the article ‘Women Want Only 1.5 Things from Men’ to cover why are women not finding what they’re looking for in men today and the importance of a “mom” and “dad” in children’s lives. Saul brings it back around to the article and this toxic, new feminist movement of women not needing men as related to the article. It doesn’t take long for the show to quickly spin off course AGAIN about the roles, careers and other differences – what’s going on with the male versus female sexes? After realization how far off topic the crew went, they switch over and discuss the investigation at University of Michigan. The show’s guest takes a stab at relating the investigation of a rope that was assumed to be a race-crime when it was left behind on a table after being used to practice tying knots for a class to campus security immediately reporting racism. Claiming it was a “noose” left on a table…FBI is called in; reports are made, people are interviewed, and camera records are reviewed to only show no race crime occurred. Topic closes leaving the opportunity for a part 2… stay tune to find out if Saul and the guys attempt to discuss the university or missed topics planned for tonight’s show in upcoming weeks. All this and more on this episode of The Saulty Show.

Hosts: Saul, Tim, Rachel, Jeremy

Reference:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/berkeley-will-remove-gender-terms-including-manhole-and-manmade-from-city-code

https://www.dailywire.com/news/49631/university-hospital-investigates-hate-crime-after-ashe-schow

The crew discusses wet crabs, ruined wedding pictures and 5 great internship options. The conversation moves on to the viral facebook event: "Storming of Area 51" and it's possible consequences. Saul talks about his thoughts on Trump's "racists" tweet and what Trump is really doing in the background. All this and more on this episode of The Saulty Show.

Hosts: Saul, Tim, Jeremy

Special Guest: Heidi.

The crew discusses the effects of alcohol on the female brain and Tim goes on a rant about a generation of kids that seems to have any idea about right and wrong. Tim goes on another rant about a mother that used her kids to hold a pool down on the top of her SUV. The team switch to "Trumps Social Media Summit" and the way the news media and google are modifying search results. All this and more on this episode of The Saulty Show.

Hosts: Saul, Tim, Jeremy, Heidi

Special Guest: Heidi.

The crew discusses what they would add to their personal bucket lists. The topic switches to people in power denying historical events, is it because they are stupid or is there a more sinister motive. All this and more on this episode of The Saulty Show.

Hosts: Saul, Tim, Jeremy, Heidi

Special Guest: Heidi.

The crew discusses the legality of car pool occupants, apps that undress your pictures and Artificial Intelligence. The topics heats up when the discussion switches to a women throwing a molotov cocktail into her neighbor's house. The discusses ransomware and crypto currency.

Hosts: Saul, Tim, Rachel, Jeremy

The crew discusses an angry boyfriend that was arrested for felony battery after this girlfriend order the wrong food at McDonald's. Saul talks about his issue with tinder dates that won't order dinner and road conditions near his home. The group expresses their outrage at Antifa terrorizing and assaulting conservatives while CNN tries to spin their narrative and the Portland Mayor shows his indifference. The discussion continues with Trump in North Korea and what it might mean for the future of both countries. The wonderment continues with Nike's decision to cancel their new "Betsy Ross Flag" sneakers because Colin Kaepernick's feelings were hurt. All this and more on this episode of The Saulty Show.

Hosts: Saul, Tim, Jeremy

Special Guest: Heidi.