Juice Bag Hero returns for his first appearance since Covid! He recounts breaking his ankle and the subsequent rehabilitation, his enthusiasm for knives, namely his new Matt Westberg blade, the Bergblades Slim, his glowing baby keester, vacationing in Mexico, quitting cigarettes, CyberPunk 2077, Call of Duty, Elder Scrolls Online, Forza Horizon 5, Red Dead Redemption 2, fried egg sandwiches, serving Daniel Day Lewis, Beyond burgers, tots, piercings, Corvettes, and more!

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After getting free stuff from the Atomic Shop, Johnny continues his blind servitude to Beckett's ally side quests and his futile attempts at finding more fusion cores. The Pet Peeve quest has Johnny heading to Johnson's Acre to look for a dog that turns out to be a mole rat. Johnny also heads back to Atmos Pharma to find a fusion core or two. And of course he needs ammo for all his weapons.

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Gerald Blancmange begins the party with contemplation of shredded suet and jam roly poly. Then Gerald Blancmange offers apologies to bard Robert Frost as he offers an interpretation of "Stopping By Pudding On A Showy Evening."

Gerald then welcomes in Professor McGuire and Pip The Pudding Librarian for mirth and discussion.

As part of a new segment, Pudding Points with Pip The Pudding Librarian, Pip proffers the finer points of Queen Elizabeth's favorite dessert, Bombe Glacee Royale. Her majesty prefers hers with mint ice cream and chocolate.

Then Professor McGuire speaks on his new educational assignments at Brown University and he gives an update on Ivy League basketball in a segment called On The Court with Professor McGuirer.

Then, of course, the triumverate finishes the episode off in The Limerick Corner with readings of of their very own Limericks. Enjoy!

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Johnny Kielbasa and Mishy talk about all your fantasy football championship implications during NFL week 17.

This Week's wagers:

Mishy is taking Cincinati over KC for $5000

Mishy says Joe Burrow outpoints Patrick Mahomes for $1000

Johnny takes Tennessee over Miami for a big bottle of Tennessee sour mash

Mishy's Defensive Touchdowns of the week: Buffalo Bills, Cincinnati Bengals, Indianapolis Colts, New York Jets

Mishy's More Punts and Penalties Than Points: New Orleans vs. Carolina

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Johnny and The Meat Master reconvene to celebrate the end of the year, Johnny's new talk box, Frampton Comes Alive, knee replacement rehab, the finer points of cooking a prime rib roast, steak tyranny, seafood prices, slaw knives, and more!

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE SAUSAGE HUT PODCAST!

JANUARY 1ST IS THE BEST DAY TO QUIT SMOKING CIGARETTES BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN. QUIT! COLD TURKEY! JANUARY 1! YOU CAN DO IT!

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Johnny Kielbasa puts 2021 to bed with an unscrupulous cream cheese mousse of pudding funk that oozes up from the depths of the sea and falls down from the outer spaces at the same time. This quadratic equation of wah pedals, clavinets, talk boxes, and fx spin in infinity together in an audacious double helix of funk and hijinx from astral projection demons hellbent on the destruction of any semblance of musical understanding that you might have thought you had.

Stick it in your headphones and space out, work out, or freak out...

Play it at your New Year's Eve soiree to get your guests heads melting in the right direction...

Turn it up in your car for an autopilot adventure that will magnetize the spacetime between you and your destination.

Out with the old....and in with the gold.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE SAUSAGE HUT PODCAST!

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Johnny (as V in the game) Johnny dives into more side adventures in and around Night City. He heads north to the oil fields north of the city and doesn't find much of anything.

Then its time for side jobs!

Reported crime: Don't Forget The Parking Brake

Johnny takes the northernmost side job here. He has to dive into oily fluid and swim to the bottom to get some cargo out of a van that was either driven off a ledge or drifted in after not engaging the parking brake!

Cyberpsycho Sighting: Six Feet Under

Johnny sneaks around trying to subdue the cyberpsycho, Lely Hein. He accidently kills him once, so he tries the mission again and successfully executes a non-lethal takedown to complete the mission.

Gig: Lousy Kleppers

Johnny happens upon a warehouse full of armed thugs. He tries to sneak in and around by disabling some cameras and using some non-lethal takedowns. It's not easy. Johnny takes several attempts at it, getting more and more annoyed each time.

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After a bodacious Week 15 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy emanate through the casserole of NFL football games in week 16.

Week 15 in the NFL

Shitty Bowl week in college

COVID finally wins week in America

And penultimate week in fantasy football

America's Team

The Cleveland Browns

Drowned in a Great Lake of Covid

As Ohio succumbed to Omicron

Making way for Nick Mullins

And a thrown-together OLine

Despite that

And cold temperatures

They absolutely, positively should have

Pulled out a victory

Against whatever is left

Of the Las Vegas Raiders

So its pretty much over for the Browns

And a long offseason of QB questioning is nigh

Meanwhile in the AFC North

The distance between 1st and 4th

Was microscopic

Because The Yinzers are too dumb to give up

And the Kentucky Bengals

Are just...meh

Week 15 stretched all the way

From Thursday night

To Tuesday night

The circumstances behind it sucked

But doubleheaders on Monday and Tuesday

Was kinda sweet.

What the hell got into the Lions?

Or, more importantly,

What the hell got into the Cardinals?

And what the hell got into the Dolphins?

They haven't lost since Halloween!

If they make the playoffs

I'm buying a Duke Johnson jersey

And thank you John Harbaugh

For blowing two games this year

By going for two to win the game

And failing. Ha!

If that's analytics,

You can take your calculator and stick it!

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Pudding Masters is back with an all new season!

Season 2 of Pudding Masters celebrates tides of yules and solstices and a brand new colleague! Pip the Pudding Librarian joins Gerald Blancmange and Professor McGuire to celebrate traditional end of year puddings.

To start, Gerald Blancmange gives all apologies to Robert Louis Stevenson and reads the seasonal ode, Pudding Time.

Professor McGuire proffers a discussion on Stirring Sunday and the wishing involved therein. Then the trio considers dousing a christmas pudding in brandy, setting it aflame, and launching it across the sky.

And, of course, no episode of Pudding Masters would be complete without a trip into The Limerick Corner! Where everyone brings an orignal limerick.

Tip the Pudding Librarian's debutante offering:

A pudding, a goose, a plum

Oh dear, Christmas is here, it's come

I clean, I bake

The merry, I make

Oh fuck it, go get the rum

Professor McGuire's donation:

We had a student named Victoria Rice

She was very demanding, yet still very nice

With wooden spoon in hand

Like the leader of a marching band

All her puddings tasted like paradise

And Gerald Blancmange's treatise:

There once was a man named Tendrick

Who fancied a Lady Kendrick

He asked her to do it

She gave him some suet

And he left with a big spotted dick

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After a luscious Week 14 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy whiz through the cornucpia of NFL football games in week 15.

This week's wagers:

Mishy takes Indianapolis over New England for Indianapolis 500 tickets.

Johnny takes Detroit over Arizona 3 large Detroit style pizza and 2 pitchers of Pepsi

Mishy says Roethlisberger outpoints Tannehill for 3 dozen assorted donuts

Denver/Cincinnati loser has to eat Rocky Mountain Oysters

Johnny takes Atlanta over San Francisco for a case of Rice A Roni

Mishy's More Penalties and Punts Than Points: Giants

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