Johnny analyzes Wendy's Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger and Big Bacon Cheddar Chicken sandwiches.

Gerald Blancmange waxes nostalgic about his traipses through the meadows of his childhood and his adventures at local dairy farms discovering double cream, whipping cream, heavy cream, and most importantly-pouring cream.

And with apologies to Robert Frost, Gerald expouses The Pudding Not Taken.

Then Professor McGuire recaps his first week back to classes where he lead his class in the finer points of chocolate pudding and strawberry blancmange.

Then we hear an update about the monumental Euchre challenge recently held at Aunt Clootie's Pudding Place. Needless to say, Gloria Flan called in to gloat.

And, ever a glutton for pudding and punishment, Professor McGuire challenges Gloria to an afternoon of Bar Skittles at the aforementioned Pudding Place.

Finally, of course, The Pudding Masters venture into The Limerick Corner!

Professor McGuire's not-so-Limerick offering:

In the refirgerator

And all the way in the back

Fully chilled

And gently stacked

Something special

Something different

Something not the same

There was something calling to me by name

It was chocolate pudding

That I wanted for my snack

And Gerald Blancmange's ultra-Limerick offering:

Professor McGuire came a-calling

A van full of hot pudding he was hauling

He said, "Grab a spoon,

We must finish ere noon,

Or the smell might become most apalling!"

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Johnny Kielbasa brings you along for some play-by-play and bidding analysis of today's The Price Is Right episode. Amber and Devin are the models. Your contestants bid on a bumper pool table, a punching machine, his and hers watches, his and hers ensembles, a computer, and a rocking chair, turntable, and records set. The showcases are highlighted by a boat and a tiny car.

The contestants play Punch-A-Bunch, Do The Math, That's Too Much, Now and Then, Gridlock, and Squeeze Play.

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It is that time again! Time to slide down the rabbit hole of madness and into 30 Podcasts In 30 Days! Johnny kicks things off with some organ jamisthenics then lays out a preview of what you are likely to hear this month on the widest variety of comedy content on any single podcast anywhere!

You're gonna hear:

Fantasy Football Ferocity!

Pudding Masters!

CyberPhunk 2022!

Fall In For Fallout 76!

NewsBeet!

Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza with Patty Links!

Let's Watch The Price Is Right!

And Pudding Funk!

And sooooo so much more. So get up and get down in The Hut! Subscribe and drop us a nice review while you're at it. Thanks!

And go check out our other 30 Podcasts In 30 Days to hear some of the shows you'll only hear during this festive time.

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Johnny starts off with a smooth groove befitting a rainy evening in Night City; then dives into Lizzy's Bar in Watson to see a fixer named Regina.

Then Johnny meets up with Claire for a street race (The Beast In Me: City Center)! Johnny drives while Claire shoots at other competitors and Johnny ends up winning his first race (driving in Night City is much more forgiving than GTA). Then Claire drives through town, drops Johnny off, and drives away.

Then the side job cavalcade continues as Johnny heads over to a homeless camp to neutralize a psyberpsycho for Regina Jones. He gets neutralized himself by the turrets hanging from the ceiling of the homeless camp.

Finally, Johnny heads down to a warehouse industrial complex to do some murdering for the police. So Johnny hides behind a semi and takes sniper pot shots at a gang of bad guys and racks up more headshots than he expects to. Then he unloads some loot and calls it a day in Night City.

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Gerald Blancmange invokes the Bard of Avon with his take on "Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Pudding" while pondering treacle and pirates and swashbuckling tones.

Then Professor McGuire offers his own treatise on treacle then introduces us to a book he recently purchased, "Pride & Pudding: The History of British Puddings, Savoury and Sweet" written by Regula Ysewijn. Professor McGuire's interns get in contact with the author's literary agent - Gloria Flan - to discuss an appearance on Pudding Masters.

The group ends up agreeing that if Gerald Blancmange and Professor McGuire beat Gloria and the author in a game of Euchre at Aunt Clootie's Personal Pudding Place that they may appear on Pudding Masters.

Then Professor McGuire asks Gerald Blancmange to visit his university to be a guest lecturer this fall. And Gerald remembers the first time his mother let him handle the whisk.

Finally, it's time for Limerick Corner!

Professor McGuire's offering:

In our most recent blue ribbon cooking competition

The prize was a university tuition

The group sweated and worked

And i just offered a smirk

For i knew with pudding I was a magician

Gerald Blancmange's offering:

Some say that flan is pretentious

This moral discussion can get quite contentious

But it is ubiquously known

Caramel must be left alone

Because stirring can make it licentious

All the silky grooves and original music you hear is written and performed by Gerald Blancmange.

Pudding Masters is brought to you by Uncle Dave's Taint Cream and Aunt Clootie's Personal Pudding Place.

Johnny Kielbasa grabs a free gardening camera paint skin from the Atomic Shop then spawns in the middle of the irradiated river next to his C.A.M.P. Johnny is still overencumbered from the last episode and he figures out if he can build a vendor bot to sell his stuff to from the comfort of his own C.A.M.P.

After fiddling around with that (unsuccessfully), he heads out on another Beckett ally quest. First, he slogs his overencumbered ass down to Sutton station to sell off his booty.

When he gets to Sutton Station he discovers a Punchcard machine (haven't seen that before) to manage S.P.E.C.I.A.L. perks. And after much rigamarole, Johnny unloads his stuff, makes a fast travel stop back at C.A.M.P. to repair his flaming sledgehammer All Rise, then heads off to Dagger's Den.

At Dagger's Den, Johnny gets assaulted from all angles while making his way inside Dagger's Den. Turns out he didn't need to go into Dagger's Den because the Buffout stash he was looking for was outside in the makeshift Swoss Family Robinson camp. Alas, he gropes around the Den a little more and comes to realize that the key to the Dagger Den throne room is actually part of another mission.

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Johnny Kielbasa starts things off with an Olympics Minute then synchronized swims straight through the potpourri of Olympics!

Then he tries to figure out the astrophysics calculus behind scoring the decathalon and heptathalon - INT(A(B — P)*C).

Then he talks about how he likes to watch 4-6 different Olympics streams at the same time. He also mentions that women's field hockey should be as popular as soccer, the discus is fun and funny, the two Soviet dudes who have the two longest hammer tosses ever (Yuriy Sedykh and Sergey Litvinov) were whirling dirvishes, and handball should also be more popular.

Finally, Johnny goes whiparound style through the rest of the Olympic sports.

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Our host Gerald Blancmange - from the Halls of Pudding - descends into the Pudding Chamber to begin this delightful repast with a first course of homage and apologies to an Emily Dickinson pudding classic...free from butter chugging lunatics, as it were.

Then the pudding pondering enuses with Gerald's spirited defense of taking the time to make real banana pudding, as opposed to Jell-O Pudding/Cool Whip/Nilla Wafers.

Then Professor McGuire joins in the fun with a treatise on rice pudding and the history of rice and its journey across the seas and the mountains and into the pudding.

Finally, we pay a visit to The Limerick Corner! for this week's banana pudding-inspired limericks from Professor McGuire and Gerald Blancmange.

All the silky grooves and original music you hear is written and performed by Gerald Blancmange.

Pudding Masters is brought to you by Uncle Dave's Taint Cream and Aunt Clootie's Personal Pudding Place.

Johnny Kielbasa continues his sojurn through the West Virginia wasteland like he usually does: looking for free stuff in the Atomic Shop! Thanks for the free Perfect Bubblegum.

Johnny starts off - overencumberd, of course - at his C.A.M.P. where he cooks up some grub, stashes some loot, and gets another mission from Beckett up on the roof. So Johnny sets off to kill Bronx as part of the Traitor's Demise mission.

Power armor and fusion cores are always an issue on this journey. Johnny runs into several problems trying to take his power armor on and off between battles.

He finally makes it to Bronx's mansion to take potshots at his minions from a ridge overhead while eating lots of lead.

Overnencumbered and unable to fast travel, Johnny sets out on a long slog to a Vendorbot. He reads some computer stuff in a sheriff's office then has to take on some grunting Mole Miners. He also reads a hilarious set of messages from sober Dr. Harrison to drunk Dr. Harrison.

He finally makes it back to C.A.M.P to chat with Beckett and a new arrival - Sage.

All the original music you hear is composed and performed and improvised by Johnny Kielbasa

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