Johnny, Mishy, and Patty Links get together to bemoan Johnny and Mishy blowing up their brackets and celebrate Patty Links' hurdling to the top of the bracket standings with her fifth grade math class approach to picking winners. Then the crew discuss continuing stories getting moved in lieu of basketball, the stress of watching basketball, travelling rules, life in the Indianapolis bubble, The Ladybug's Picnic, and more!

Patty also uses a ladybug crawling around her bracket to predict this week's games.

Mishy's 4 game parlay of the week:

Oral Roberts +11

Loyola +4.5

Syracuse +6

Baylor to win

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All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa.

All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time.

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Johnny begins his journey into Cyberpunk 2077 by doing some character building. He chooses to be a scarred up male Corpo with 4 body, 5 intelligence, 3 reflexes, 6 technical ability, and 4 cool.

Then Johnny heads off to his tutorial mission. He also reads some webpages in the Cyberpunk internet pages, meets up with Jackie, and gets introduced to data charges. Then Johnny goes to the Lizzie's Bar and gets fired from his job. Then it is time for target practice, stealth training, and messing with the x-axis sensitivity. Then Johnny tries to find Sarah Dorset with his buddy Jackie. Johnny finds the Samurai band website and gets introduced to Johnny Silverhand. And after finding Sarah, Johnny heads back to his crib to wipe with the three shells (from Demolition Man??) after a long day of losing his job and running around town.

Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical.

All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa.

All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time.

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Johnny and Mishy convene all things NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament to discuss the names and the games of the upcoming madness in the world of men's college basketball.

Johnny kicks things off with a March Madness Minute where he names all the names, nicknames, and locations of the teams playing in the tourney. Then he realizes that he missed a bunch of them. Oops.

Then Mishy goes quadrant-by-quadrant offering his upset predictions and some great wagering/betting/parlaying ideas to stimulate your game viewing pleasures. He also gives a few predictions on his round of 32.

Of course, there are many Oral Roberts and Morehead State jokes too!

Finally, Johnny redeems himself with another March Madness Minute.

Mishy's Round of 64 wagering advice:

East:

Mount St. Mary's/Texas Southern take the under

Take Witchita on the money line

Take Michigan State to win

East upsets:

Georgetown

Maryland

IONA

St. Bonaventure

West upsets:

UCSB

Ohio

VCU

South:

Colgate/Arkansas take the over

South upset:

Winthrop

East:

IONA take the points

Take Georgetown on the money line

Midwest upsets:

Rutgers

Morehead State

Mishy's $50 7-team parlay to win about $50,000:

Colgate/Arkansas over (162)

Georgetown to win

Morehead State +13

Winthrop to win

St Bonaventure to win

UCSB to win

Ohio to win

Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical.

All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa.

All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time.

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Johnny interlocutes with the clavinet and the organ by way of introduction then shoots an intergalactic funk rocket that wraps the solar system up with a pretty pudding bow.

Mishy bought a swimming pool and plans to grow a cornucopia of tomatoes in his garden this year.

Then Patty Fantz, The Sausage Hut's resident Nightshade expert, calls in to discuss canning tomatoes and making sauce and storing it in her fruit cellar. She also cross-examines Mishy's approach to growing tomatoes.

Then the fellas touch on football. Mishy presents options for betting on the Cleveland Browns to win the Super Bowl and a five-team parlay of division winners, JJ Watt's PR leveraging, and Mishy tells a tale of demonstrating press breaking in front of legendary coach Hubie Brown at a coaching seminar.

Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical.

All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa.

All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time.

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Mishy and Johnny discuss aluminum with The Sausage Hut's resident metallurgy expert, Bob Dump.

Then Johnny recounts chugging some beet-heavy veggie juice too fast and proceeding to yell at the porcelain.

Then Johnny bitches about progressive lenses and remembers what the dormouse said in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, which Mishy is now reading. #feedyourhead

Then Mishy adds in some football news regarding button fudgers in legalized gambling in Tennessee, and Washington firing their cheerleading squad.

Then the fellas talk about the Washington Generals and the Harlem Globetrotters, half court hook shots, and granny shots from the foul line.

Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical.

All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa.

All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time.

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You've always wanted to shoot that pudding wrestling video. Well, now you finally have a soundtrack.

Johnny constructed this groove, track by track, for your listening and wrestling pleasure.

Like all the music you hear on The Sausage Hut, Johnny produces and performs it. You won't find this mixture of comedy and music in any other podcast. Go back and binge our 400 episodes. Most are atopical, so you can still enjoy them like they were made yesterday.

There's plenty more free funk over on JohnnyKielbasa.com. Just search "funk" and enjoy!

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The first ten minutes of this podcast were so good that Johnny forgot to record it. So we missed the Super Bowl Minute. But you can find it on Mark Arum's podcast.

Then Johnny, The Vegetarian Butcher, and Johnny expouse on their analysis of the Super Bowl, officiating gripes, sour grapes, butthurt retorts, quasi-gloating, and kisses of death.

Then it's time for calls!

Leon from Denver, Colorado calls in to chat.

Then Harriet from Yonkers and Atlanta asks about Hexy's sexy chicken wing exploits.

Mishy talks about the great chicken wing shortage of 2021 and his wing catering execution.

Harriet shares her wing double baking secrets.

Then Roy calls in to give Mishy the business.

And Mishy and Johnny conjure a Manzarekian interpretation of Chicken Wing Man.

All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa.

All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time.

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Johnny and Mishy get together to finish out the football season, celebrate the big game, play funky ass music, and talk all sorts of fun prop bets for the Super Bowl. Thanks for listening!

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After an exhausting Divisional Playoff Week Football Minute and a brutal Butcher Block, Johnny, Mishy, and The Vegetarian Butcher rehabilitate the Cleveland Browns loss to the Kansas City Chiefs (Johnny was inconsolable for a bit), then the trio breaks down the professional football semi final games. The Butcher gives the Kiss of Death to Buffalo.

This week's wagers:

DTD: The Vegetarian Butcher takes Green Bay; Johnny takes Tampa Bay

Johnny and Mishy take Buccaneers to win

Johnny and The Vegetarian Butcher take the over; Mishy takes the under

Butcher takes Kansas City to win for $750.

Johnny takes the under; The Vegetarian Butcher takes the under

Mishy takes the under

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This funkenstance emanates pure butterscotch -- dripping with funkability. Dedicated to every morsel of happenstance in our funkin obelisks. Walkin, talkin, puddin and hulkin. Feel all my delicousness in your funkdillyicious dereliction. Peace.

This original dog-walkin musical interlude is composed and performed by Johnny Kielbasa.

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