Johnny and Mishy start off this Wild Card Weekend Spectacular with rehabilitation for the disappointing seasons their NFL teams suffered through.

Then the gents attack the four Wildcard Weekend playoff games: who is going to score touchdowns, who will win, which bets you should make, and the usual diversion that you've come to love and respect.

Wagers:

Mishy takes takes Tennessee +5 for a bottle of Bourbon whiskey.

Mishy says Vikings vs. Saints is going to overtime

Johnny takes the Saints -7.5 for a bucket of Louisiana Crawfish Etouffe

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Nookie West and Jimmy Rams make their long awaited return to The Sausage Hut. Jimmy Rams laments his Los Angeles Rams being eliminated from NFL playoff contention. The crew talks about the Los Angeles Coliseum, their new stadium, and dislike for the state of Arizona.

After that, Nookie West wants to know what we should all do when we die. And she is treated to Kansas songs. Then there's Joni Mitchell, Carol King, electromagnetism, Nookie West's tattoos, binary code, HIIT workouts, water filtering, China Town, and singing.

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Happy New Year everyone!

Johnny is back; The Sausage Hut Podcast is back; and 31 Days In The Hut is back!

Get ready for more Hut than you can shake a steak at. Johnny starts off this month of mirth by recapping his holidays, not drinking in January, and sketching out what y'all can expect from the likes of El Choppo, Mishy, Patty Links, The Meat Master, Kowski, and more! Strap in for a fun month, please tell your friends, and give us a nice review while you're there. Thanks!

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Mishy and Johnny contemplate the 2019 fantasy football season and the successful run of the 2019 Fantasy Football Ferocity library. Mishy bangs the Gong of Triumph as he gets to gloat over his absolute dismantling of Johnny in their fantasy league semi-finals (98-50). Then they gloss over AI fantasy football articles, ditching keepers in your league, a bit about The Irishmen, and autoplay video on websites.

Johnny colors up the evening by playing random bass riffs on his thick ass bass mixed with and in addition to, of course, plenty of other original music.

Then the boys plummet down the week 16 chimney of games.

Johnny takes New England -6.5 for a night out for pizza in Boston.

Mishy takes Cleveland +10 for 3lbs of patrami topped with cole slaw and Swiss cheese with a side of kielbasa, a bowl of Italian wedding soup, and a pierogi combo platter.

Mishy's Lock of The Week: Lamar Jackson below 25 fantasy points

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All basslines and orignal music written, perfomed, produced, and presented by Johnny Kielbasa.

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After Johnny's perculating Week 14 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy welcome The Veggie Butcher to The Hut to talk about Mishy and Johnny's upcoming fantasy playoff battle, leaving your fantasty football lineup empty throughout the week, Thursday's game, Denver's game, and a couple bonus games.

Then Johnny and Mishy eviscerate week 15's whellbarrow of games in Lightning-Round fashion

Johnny takes Jets +15.5 and gets no takers

Defensive Touchdowns: NYJ, CLE, SF

Johnny takes Denver +9.5 for 22oz. Tomahawk Ribeye vs Mishy's rack of ribs

Johnny takes Green Bay -7 vs. Butcher/Mishy for deep fried cheese curds with green chili dippin sauce

Johnny takes Washington +4.5 and gets no takers

Johnny takes Atlanta +10.5 for two gallons of Rice-A-Roni and a Chilean sea bass

Mishy's surprise of the week: Devonta Freeman

Mishy takes Deebo Samuel vs. Johnny's Emmanuel Sanders. Higher scorer gets Fisherman's Wharf ice cream

Happy fantasy playoffs, everyone!

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El Choppo talks about his new endeavor - cabinet buidling - via a quick reference to the Genesis classic, "Paper Lake." In El Choppo's Wood Shop, El Choppo takes calls and discusses, wood shaving, miter boxes and the classic arcade game Track and Field. Then the boys figure out if El Choppo made it into The Sausage Hut League fantasy football playoffs and The Cholesterol Report reports on purple yoga mats.

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After Johnny's blistering Week 13 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy welcome The Veggie Butcher back to The Hut to talk about pie aftermath, the coldness of Mile High Stadium, and HOU vs. DEN.

Then Johnny and Mishy destroy week 14's plate of games in Lightning-Round fashion

Mishy's Thanksgiving week pie lineup: pumpkin, pumpkin, apple, cherry, pecan

Butcher vs. Johnny (Dallas vs. Chicago +3) for two deep dish veggie pizzas vs two deep dish meat lovers pizzas

Mishy's Flyer Of The Week: Jameis Winston, QB TB

DTD: Niners

Johnny is taking San Francisco +2.5 for a bowl of gumbo

Mishy gets a wheelbarrow full of buffalo wings and beer if Josh Alllen outpoints Lamar Jackson

Johnny takes the over on CLE vs. CIN (shootout alert!) for a kielbasa, pepper jack, pierogi, kraut burger on a pretzel bun

Mishy takes Washington +13 for half a dozen brats with cheese sauce and Mishy has to wear a Riggins jersey to a NYG bar. Johnny wears a cheese hat if he loses

Mishy's Lock Of The Year: KC +3 this week

And Mishy gives some dirty tricks for getting your ass into your championship bracket playoffs.

Happy fantasy playoffs, everyone!

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In this installment of The Sausage Hut Podcast's Classic Hut Of The Week, we look back a couple years at a long December beginning and many people being depressed! Johnny and El Choppo remedy your holiday doldrums when they recap carrying two cases of beer across town, the greatest Price Is Right ever, The Jokers Wild, and of course, some The Daily intros!

After Johnny's Week 12 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy get down to getting down with Thanksgiving pie and a boatload of fantasty football on Thursday, Sunday, and Monday.

Mishy's surprise of the week: Logan Thomas, TE DET. He might play QB this week!

Mishy takes NO -7 for an after party at a location in New Orleans to be determined.

Johnny gives 10 to Miami for Swordfish steak, asparagus, and fingerling potatoes in Miami

This week's defensive touchdowns: Ravens, Packers, Texans, Broncos

Johnny takes NE -3.5 for a pair of custom made Cowboy boots from Houston.

Johnny's lock of the week: MIN/SEA under

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Sweet and Spicy Smokie begin the spectacular by talking about the new season of Paw Patrol and their hamster that they are leaving at The Sausage Hut overnight.

Then Sweet Smokie recounts her mashed potato recipe and Spicy Smokie answers questions in The Lighning Round.

And in the main event, Patty Links throws down the Thanksgiving AB Testing Test Kitchen Challenge! The dynamic duo pulls two Thanksgiving dinners and drinks out of their keesters. Here is the list of consumables that Johnny and Patty cook and analyze

Cranberry Mimosas (rhubarbarians.com): (sparkling apple cider, orange juice, cranberry juice, cinnamon, rosemary sprigs, and a sugar orange rim)

Then a discussion of how Americans pronounce things (like imporDant, I seen, stow-er, pellow, melk, roof, Pupeyes, caramel)

Sweet Potato Casserole with Marshmallows and Streusel (celebratingsweets.com): sweet potatoes, brown sugar, marshmallows, pecans, butter, etc.)

Wet brined (white sugar, brown sugar, oranges, pepper, turmeric, salt) smoked turkey with a bacon weave blanket

Dry brined (salt, pepper, herbs) deep fried turkey - its just hard to beat deep fried turkey

Cranberry Whiskey Cocktail (yayforfood.com): Ginger Ale/Beer/soda and fresh ginger, cranberry juice, whisky, lime juice, lime wedge, ice

Southern Fried Corn: corn, bacon, cream, peppers

Sausage Herb Stuffing (cafedelites.com): sausage, stock, butter, sage, rosemary, bread, celery, onions, cranberries, etc.)

Cornbread Sausage Stuffing (bonappetit.com

): cast iron corn bread, breakfast sausage, onon, celery, garlic, butter)

Garibaldi (Martha Stewart): Campari, blood orange bitters, orange juice

Thanks everyone for downloading The Sausage Hut Podcast! We appreciate it. We also appreciate you giving us a rating and telling your friends about us. Happy Thanksgiving!

Suck it, Bon Appetit!

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