Johnny and El Choppo crank up the reverb and summon Tom Waits reading Bukowski, then they review wine, eat pizza, talk about the Olympics, and go into Beefeater mode!

Happy Olympics everybody! Johnny goes live on the Mark Arum show to reprise his Olympics Minute followed up by a live Fast Food Review. Johnny then provides further Olympics analysis and a breakdown of his reconstructed Philly cheesesteaks with the imported sharp provolone!

The Sausage Hut goes on location in The Boneyard! Kowski joins in to prepare bacon explosions for our tenth annual Super Bowl party. Kowski twists his first bacon explosion and lots of greasy meat is cooked!

Our buddy Pig calls in to remember the Pizza Paisan, who passed away this week. He was loved by many and will be sorely missed. He was also the subject of many funny stories we told last year (check out The Pizza Chronicles from last April). Then El Choppo fights off a bout of hiccups while reviewing wine and doing The Daily intros. After that, El Choppo lays down a track for the ages (with all apologies to M.I.A.) Its The Gundabag Warg!

We head into El Choppos wine vault for a wine review. Then the boys simultaneously discuss The Jeffersons and The Winter Olympics. After that, its time for a classic episode of Bowling For Prizes!

Johnny and El Choppo recap Johnnys week of being sick and talking on the Mark Arum Show while barely being able to move. El Choppo recalls the woes of getting his back account hacked, then the boys discuss No Drinking January, and a Battle Royale ensues after an entire box of 80s WWF wrestling figurines appear in The Sausage Hut!

Happy New Years, everybody! Johnny and El Choppo comment on Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure, hang a Fallout 4 poster on The Sausage Hut wall, and discuss their new years reVolutions!

Happy New Years Eve Weekend Everybody! Johnny and El Choppo continue to provide fresh content while yall are watching TV and gaining weight. The boys review Xmas Wrapoff 2017, take notes at the local Blacksmiths Guild Meeting, enjoy a Vladimir Vysotsky interlude, El Choppo pontificates about Big Trak programming, and the Dewey Decimal System!

Merry Whatever! and thanks for listening to The Sausage Hut! On this joyous day, El Choppo and Kowski stop by the Hut to face off in Xmas Wrap Battle 2017! We hope yall have a great time today and we hope you all gain at least 10 pounds this week!

Our content holidays continue! Today, Johnny and The Meat Master head to the meat market for an epic 7-course deep fried holiday extravaganza. The gentlemen and friends deep fry hot dogs, chicken wings, cheese, Oreos, bacon, prime rib, perch, and cheesecake! Tis the season for gluttony! Happy Winter Solstice and Happy Xmas eve!