The crew ponders the unattractiveness of Richard Dawson, her mani/pedi, and Kuerig machine maintenance!

Johnny welcomes Thor and Esteban into The Sausage Hut to screen The Godfather II, make phone calls, and discuss The Allman Brothers while El Choppo is out doing El Choppo On The Street.

Johnny turns to black magic in order to get the Cleveland Cavaliers to win a game in the NBA Finals. So he conjurs the music of regional musical legend Michael Stanley. And it paid off! There is also a Board of Regents meeting, some sports with Beef Girthhouse and Hey, Thats Science! with Jiffy McLain!

There's a variety of variations on popular The Sausage Hut themes tonight: An original game show, a Pretentious Sports Minute, a Pretentious Woodworking Minute, more Beef Girthhouse and Jiffy McClain, and a few precursors to the upcoming Game of Thrones season!

The dudes (now joined by Byron) continue to proselytize Metallica then they go into The Lightning Round to tell more concert stories. Happy Memorial Day weekend everybody and thanks for downloading The Sausage Hut! Please take a minute to go rate us 5 stars or maybe even buy a Tshirt! Or both!

The Meat Master returns to The Sausage Hut to catch us up on his recent exploits regarding traveling all over, barbecuing, and opening up a joint.

Johnny's buddies/The Sausage Hut Stars Kowski and Papa Shot join in for a special Hut On The Road as they gird their loins for a Metallica concert and tell concert stories over their storied three-decade concert going careers.

Johnny and El Choppo sail the high seas singing Assassin Creed 4 sea shanties then they breakdown woodworking, Mark The Bagger, A Pretentious Sports Minute, and butter...Parkayyyyy!

Johnny and El Choppo muse on about Winterfellian yule then they dive deep into a classic episode of the Press Your Luck! gameshow!

The Mighty Thor returns to The Sausage Hut to make word associations and avoid talking about his problems. Machu Pichu gets on the phone to celebrate our first anniversary then Thor and El Choppo head into The Lightning Round!