Were you afraid of circus clowns as a kid? If so, you weren’t alone. The white face paint. Exaggerated features. The ridiculous costumes. This goes beyond the uncanny valley into the bizarre. Normal people don’t dress up like this, and you may question the psychology of anybody who dons the getup.

Not helping the situation is that individuals like John Wayne Gacy, who dressed up as a party clown, reinforce the reputation of clowns as unstable. Fear of clowns may be a learned fear, for most, however. Birthday clowns still exist, and little kids still love the comedic silliness of a good circus clown. But, with the disappearance of the traditional circus as a form of entertainment, clowns may have been permanently relegated to horror movies. Sorry, Bozo.

Check out some of our recommendations for deeper cut clown horror… you may be surprised at how many options there are for those of you who love to be scared by clowns.

Here is Episode 201: Coulrophobia-Clown Horror. If you like this, you might also like Episode 164: Amusement Park and Circus Horror!

With the release of The Blair Witch Project in 1999, a new dusk arrived in horror. Found footage horror had come of age. Moreover, it employed a quasi-journalistic approach that aimed to convince the audience that what they were watching was evidence. Not all found-footage films are mockumentaries, but a fair number of them utilize the amateur journalistic approach to lend authenticity to the film.

Mockumentaries are the Agent Mulder of the movie world. Let the truth be known! The only other branch of filmmaking that uses mockumentaries, ironically, is comedies. The goal of the mockumentary is to uncover something just under the surface of our daily lives. For movies like Spinal Tap or Best in Show, the premise is to get a peek behind the curtain and understand how absurd these worlds are. Horror mockumentaries choose to reveal how ugly and awful things can be, and that you should be aware of it.

Watch the skies!

This is mockumentary filming at its purest distillation. The film is staged with interviews, voice-over narration, news footage, and still images, exactly like an honest documentary would deliver. These films are told after the fact; a record of heinous events that uncover terrible truths. Many of these films are treated as if they are unraveling deep mysteries and proving conspiracy theories to be real.

This is the academic approach to making horror movies. It aims to explain. The best of the subgenre will have you believing that the story told actually happened. Unsolved mysteries and local cryptid legends get investigated. This is the kind of film that will have you believe that there was research involved, with fact-checking and verification. Ken Burns, eat your heart out!

Best Examples:

Here is the medium for the Blair Witch Project. This variant takes full advantage of the amateur investigator. Grab a camera. Go into the woods and find out what’s really out there. The “filmmakers” are on a wumpus hunt. If we can uncover the truth, if we find the proof, I will be vindicated! More often than not, the reason this is called found footage is that the investigators did uncover the truth, but ultimately paid the price for their efforts with their own lives, leaving behind the evidence next to their corpses.

Best Examples:

Breaking news! There’s a monster in the river. Go check it out. I’m sure it is safe. This variant of the trope isn’t like the obsessive true believer, because this is a job. The camera crew is sent out to report something happening, and hopefully beat the local competition to the scene. Better yet, if you can get embedded at the scene, you may get prime footage for the evening news. More stable than most shaky cam movies, these films feature professional camera operators and sound crews, resulting in less nausea-inducing camera shake.

Best Examples:

I’ve heard that this guy is a bit of a weirdo. I bet he’ll make good coverage. He won’t hurt me, I’ll make him my friend! He promised me an exclusive, and we can follow him around to uncover some dirty secrets. This is gonna be great! Famous last words. These weirdos have a plan. Often, that plan turns on the documentary crew. That’s how these situations typically unfold.

These films often feature extensive question-and-answer sessions with the weirdo. Perhaps the crew should have wondered why they were granted access in the first place. These journalists usually lack the wisdom to sense when this might be a trap. This is why these reporters tend not to end up in a sequel. (Stab! Stab!)

This grouping also covers the unfortunate case study, which is sometimes like the obsessive true believer, but the motivations are usually more academic than Quixotic.

But wait, you may be thinking, what about films and shows that promote the actual presence of pseudoscience as fact? Television shows like Ancient Aliens and Ghosthunters are manipulative programs that propose that cryptids are real. Aliens are responsible for the scientific advancement of human society. Most of the audience gets it. This is pure bullshit, and we want to see if the producers can convince us that they have found ghosts. Unfortunately, whether or not these filmmakers believe their theories, this becomes part of the process of dumbing down society. Fantasy is being presented as science. Fake news.

I grew up loving In Search Of, with Leonard Nimoy, back in the late 70’s. That show at least offered up the possibility of cryptids, but it took a nuanced look at what might be. They never claimed to have the evidence to prove the mystery true, but they explained the mystery. That’s fair game.

That said, I love horror mockumentaries. They take the preposterous right to the edge of credibility, and wink at us. And then they throw the proverbial bucket of blood onto us and grin. I’m down for that.

In the podcast, we discussed the difference between these two terms, perhaps more thoroughly than necessary, but I have decided to add some clarity. There is another term in the horror film industry that is frequently used: Mockbusters. The Mockbuster is a production from a smaller production house that associates itself with a successful title and tries to convince you that it will be, by comparison, equally cool.

This is a huge pet peeve for one of our writers, Robert Zilbauer, as he can fall prey to the mockbuster, thinking that a film might have potential. The film studios The Asylum, which gave us Sharknado, and the Polonia Brothers, who made Amityville Exorcism, are particularly guilty of this practice. Additionally, Jagged Edge, which is responsible for Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey,  has joined the mockbuster party. They are almost all cynical, money-grabbers.

The mockbuster is much more prevalent in children’s animated movies, as kids may not (at least initially) recognize that “A Car’s Life” is not part of the Cars franchise. (Or A Bug’s Life). A huge chunk of Disney’s historical catalogue is based upon public domain classic children’s tales, so it is an open market. Parents beware!

We’re not here to discuss children’s shows. Or Mockbusters. But, to conclude this rant, here are some notable examples of mockbusters.

This is what we are here to talk about. The good stuff. Mockumentaries.

I recognize that we jumped the gun a little by issuing Episode 200 too early. So we are slightly out of sequence. Mike, Eric, and Liz discuss the horror mockumentary and delve into some lesser-known films. If you enjoy this episode, you should also check out our Episode 134: Cryptid Horror. Thank you to Heather Alexander, who couldn’t join us for this episode, but suggested this topic.

It is a testament to the breadth and depth of modern horror offerings that our lists differ significantly from one another, yet they all showcase terrific movies. Only one movie ended up on all three lists for those of us on the recording: The House of the Devil, which also appears on Heather’s list, but she couldn’t join us for the recording.

The New York Times recently released its 100 Best Movies of the 21st Century, which makes for good timing with our list. It’s a pretty awesome list of films, but not surprisingly, not many horror movies made the list: Get Out, Pan’s Labyrinth, Black Swan, Under the Skin, and Let the Right One In. All of those are excellent films, but listing only five out of 100 movies requires The Scariest Things to provide some counterprogramming.

Consider the process one of celebrating the merits of modern horror cinema. The mission wasn’t crystal clear as to how we were approaching our strategies. For example, Mike and Eric ranked their lists, Liz ranked hers by year, and Heather provided a top 20 list with no particular order. It’s all good!

As usual with our rankings, it’s fun to see how our horror tendencies emerge. As a result, our fans will get different takes depending on which critic aligns best with their taste in movies. There were so many choices, and the inevitable regrets of leaving some films off or missing a pick altogether were bound to happen. Sophie’s Choice moments were plentiful. It’s so hard picking your favorite babies sometimes.

If you come to the podcast via the website, you may want to wait before scrolling past the player applications so as not to spoil the lists. Or, feel free to browse down to see all the lists! (Spoiler warning)

Thanks to everyone who has supported us through our first 200 episodes! Enjoy!

25. Pontypool (2008)
24. Train to Busan (2016)
23.  Don’t Breathe (2016)
22. It Follows (2014)
21. Green Room (2015)
20. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)
19. Slither (2006)
18. Paranormal Activity (2007)
17. House of the Devil (2009)
16. Spring (2014)
15. Open Water (2003)
14. The Mist (2007)
13. One Cut of the Dead (2017)
12. A Quiet Place (2018)
11. Late Night With the Devil (2023)
10. Ready or Not (2019)
9. The Conjuring (2013)
8. Barbarian (2023)
7. Shaun of the Dead (2004)
6. Raw (2016)
5. Talk To Me (2023) 
4. Godzilla Minus One (2023)
3. Get Out (2017)
2. 28 Days Later (2002) 
1. Hereditary (2018)

Eric’s hindsight regrets: Let the Right One In, Oddity, Satan’s Slaves,The Autopsy of Jane Doe, Kill List, and The Descent all belong on my list as well. Let the Right One In is probably in the top ten. How did I miss those? Since they appear as recommendations on other lists, I don’t feel so bad, but I’m already considering reorganizing my list.

25. Final Destination (2000)
24. Session 9 (2001)
23. Cabin Fever (2002)
22. A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)
21. Saw (2004)
20. (tie) The Descent (2005)
20. (tie) Hostel (2005)
19. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
18. Paranormal Activity (2007)
17. Martyrs (2008)
16. The Loved Ones (2009)
15. I Saw the Devil (2010)
14. Kill List (2011)
13. Sinister (2012)
12. The Purge (2013)
11. What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
10. Deathgasm (2015)
9. Don’t Breathe (20016)
8. The Ritual (2017)
7. Hereditary (2018)
6. Saint Maude (2019)
5. Host (2020)
4. The Feast (2021)
3. Speak No Evil (2022)
2. Talk To Me (2023)
1. Oddity (2024)
1*. Sinners (2025)

25. Uncle Peckerhead (2020)
24. The Black Phone (2023)
23. When Evil Lurks (2023)
22. The First Omen (2024)
21. Cavin Fever (2002)
20. Extra Ordinary (2019)
19. Us (2019)
18. Unsane (2018)
17. Halloween (2018)
16. VHS (2022)
15. Kill List (2011)
14. The Innkeepers (2011)
13. The Void (2016)
12. The Last Shift (2014)
11. The Ruins (2008)
10. Talk To Me (2023)
9. Queen of Black Magic (2019)
8. One Cut of the Dead (2017)
7. The Conjuring (2013)
6. Dawn of the Dead (2004)
4. The Ring (2002)
3. Satan’s Slaves (2017)
2. Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
1. House of the Devil (2009)

Mads (2024)
First Omen (2024)
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
Talk to Me (2023)
Smile (2023)
Train to Busan (2016)
The Witch (2015)
Dawn of the Dead (Snyder remake) (2004)
Martyrs (2008)
The Ruins (2008)
House of the Devil (2009)
Jennifer’s Body
The Conjuring (2013)
A Quiet Place (2018)
In a Violent Nature (2024)
It Follows (2014)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
The Descent (2005)
Hell House LLC (2015)
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
Ready or Not (2019)
Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Strange Darling (2024)
As Above So Below (2014)
X (2022)

Jeff was the inspiration for the 200th episode. He shares hosting duty for the Portland Horror Trivia Massacre with Heather. It has been a while, but Jeff assisted us with some of our earliest episodes: Episode 52: Horror History 1970-1975, and Episode 53: Medical Malfeasance. Jeff was good enough to provide directors for his movie list!

25. Freddy vs. Jason(2003) 
       dir. Ronny Yu
24. Prey  (2022)
       dir. Dan Trachtenberg
23.  The Neon Demon  (2016)
        dir. Nicolas Winding Refn
22.  Eyes of my Mother  (2016)
       dir. Nicolas Pesce
21.  Lamb(2021)
       dir. Valdimar Johannson
20.  El Conde  (2023)
      dir. Pablo Larrain
19.  Doctor Sleep (2019)
      dir. Mike Flanagan
18.  Triangle (2009)
      dir. Christopher Smith
17.  Trick ‘R Treat(2009)
      dir. Michael Dougherty
16.  Hereditary (2018)
       dir. Ari Aster
15.  Tigers are Not Afraid (2017)
       dir. Issa Lopez
14.  The Descent (2005)
       dir. Neil Marshall
13.  Candyman  (2021)
       dir. Nia DaCosta 
12.  Mandy(2018)
       dir. Panos Cosmatos 
11.  Pearl  (2022)
       dir. Ti West  
10.  REC (2007)
       dir. Jaume Balaguero and Paco Plaza 
 9.  The Night House (2021)
       dir. David Bruckner
 8.  Gretel & Hansel (2020)
       dir. Osgood Perkins
 7.  Three Extremes  (2004)
       dir. Takashi Miike and Fruit Chan and Park Chan-wook
 6.  I Saw the Devil  (2
dir. Kim Jee-woon
 5.  The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
      dir. Andre Overdal 
 4.  Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
      dir. E. Elias Merhige
 3.  Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
      dir. Don Coscarelli
 2.  The Witch  (2015)
      dir. Robert Eggers 
 1.  Let The Right One In  (2008)
      dir. Tomas Alfredson 

Babysitting is a proud, tried-and-true horror trope, and Dooba Dooba has found a new dark corner to explore. Classically, the babysitter is subject to a third-party killer (Halloween, A Stranger Calls, Here for Blood). Sometimes the sitter is the issue (The Hand that Rocks the Cradle, Emelie). Dooba Dooba belongs to the third variety, where the children are the scary things. The best comparison would be You Better Watch Out, or The Boy. If you know, you know.

In an age where even independent filmmakers have access to 4K hi-def technology, it can be jarring to see a decidedly low-tech method of filmmaking. The film was shot for a paltry sum of $11,000. Like Paranormal Activity, the movie relies on static security camera footage and has the found footage feel, without the nausea-inducing shaky cam aspects of this sub-genre. When the film zooms in on the scene, the image quality gets very grainy.

What separates this film from its found footage peers is the acting performance. Like most micro-budget indie films, Dooba Dooba features a cast of unknowns. However, rather than feeling like amateur night, the performances flowed naturally, as if you were a voyeur watching this unfold. The found-footage stylings assisted in the verisimilitude.

In the opening credits, the audience is informed that this film is:

A final project presented by Monroe Jefferson to the adjudicatiors, in partial fulfilment for a degree with honors of high school equivalency.”

It stars the entire Jefferson family and Amna Vegha, who came to babysit Monroe on Friday, May 13, 2022. When Amna arrives, Taylor and Wilson inform her that they are heading out for a party and won’t be back until morning. This party is going to involve lots of alcohol, and they don’t want to drive back home intoxicated. Monroe suffers from anxiety due to her brother having been murdered in the room next to her when they were kids. Wilson explains that, due to the incident, the house is now equipped with numerous security cameras. (Setting necessary for the found footage format.)

When brought upstairs to meet Monroe, Taylor calls out “Dooba Dooba” as an announcement to Monroe that the approaching footsteps are friendly and familiar. After the parents take off, Monroe is a bundle of manic energy. She is full of unvarnished honesty, raw suspicions, and crushing self-doubt. She knows that it isn’t normal for a sixteen-year-old to be babysat, and she wants to be a normal girl for once.

But she’s anything but normal. Monroe is a master manipulator. She fakes injuries and insists on playing games like truth or dare that put Amna into impossible situations. Amna is far too sensitive and passive to counter the wild fluctuations that Monroe presents. Monroe’s personality fluctuates between needy and vulnerable and angry and accusatory. Meanwhile, the audience is informed that a boy is being held prisoner somewhere on the premises. Hmmm. Suspicious!

Eventually, Amna gets worn down. When an opportunity to bail out of her predicament arrives, she calls upon her sister to pull off “The Old Switcheroo.” It’s a big, high-risk, high-reward decision that is being made in a moment of desperation. This whole situation has gotten out of hand, and Amna is trying to get out while she still can.

Here is a piece of advice: Only babysit kids you know. Also, if there seems to be something a little off with the parents, and you get THIS backstory told to you? Turn around and get back in your car. Unfortunately, Amna is too polite to say no. The power of Found Footage comes from authenticity. It feels unvarnished, and the association with home movies creates a veneer of honesty. As a result, Dooba Dooba reels you in and pours dread sauce all over you.

It isn’t the payoff so much as the build-up with this movie. Monroe has the upper hand in all of her dealings with Amna. Amna does not have any real authority here, despite being nominally responsible for overseeing Monroe. Betsy Sligh channels Rhoda Penmark (The Bad Seed) as a sociopathic kid for the ages. Upon second watch, I recalled the opening credits, where this was a staged presentation, set up by Monroe. However, who she would send this damning evidence to for certification is dubious. This film wouldn’t get her a GED, but rather time in the big house.

Amna Vegha is the audience’s POV perspective. There are multiple moments where Amna must be considering “Is this worth it?” or “How did I get myself into this position?” You come to understand why Amna makes the fateful decisions she does, but at the same time, this has felt like a trap from the very beginning. This feels like a raw film. Raw looking. Raw nerves.

By the end of the film, it isn’t Monroe who is suffering from anxiety. It’s the audience.

Dooba Dooba proceeds quickly, with a runtime of only 77 minutes. The story is compact and compelling. Your enjoyment of the film may depend on whether you appreciate the lo-fi production values. Found footage films fully embrace the gritty and unvarnished look.

At first glance, the production values feel shoddy. However, upon closer examination, the crew demonstrated great creativity in its execution. The opening establishing shots are in full 4K level clarity. The grainy quality was deliberate. Remember, Monroe “Shot” this film.

Dooba Dooba benefits from utilizing the multitude of cameras in the editing process, often switching to Monroe’s point of view in a muffled, shaky cam. Additionally, the use of exaggerated low-angle and top-down camera angles effectively heightens the tension, as it removes the point of view to positions that remove the human level context. The through-the-keyhole shot of Amna gets big style points within a film that might otherwise feel static. Hollingsworth squeezed every last drop out of this tiny budget.

Less successfully, the movie included some historical documentary footage, featuring political quotes that were difficult to integrate into the film’s context. An exception to this rule was the equation of James Monroe to Jeffrey Dahmer. How the Monroe Doctrine and serial cannibal killing are related, I’m not sure, but it made me chuckle.

Hollingsworth electrified the audience with an amusing introduction to his movie at the Portland Horror Film Festival. He took the babysitting trope to new places and successfully squeezed the pressure points in the plot for maximum tension. After interviewing Hollingsworth, I found him full of clever concepts and full of potential.

I would have liked a bit more background for Ama. However, if we are to accept the idea that this is Monroe’s film, we won’t get Amna’s story. How did Amna come to know of this job? Why would she be so desperate to take this odd opportunity? The film ends with a pair of haymaker blows that left me a little numb at the finish.

This film is unrated. Likely, it would receive an R-rating for violence and intensity. A mature teenager could likely handle the content of this movie. Dooba Dooba is nearing the end of its festival run and got picked up by Dark Sky films, and will be looking for a streaming release later this year (and perhaps a few select theatrical showings.)

I got the opportunity to interview the creative (and zany) duo of Hollingsworth and Harris, and they surprised me with an unexpected serenade! I haven’t laughed this hard on a Scariest Things Podcast before…

Rowan is a young woman dealing with her only remaining parent suffering from family trauma, and turning to increasingly brutal and ominous social media. Her imagination and obsessions run wild, as she descends into the madness of dubious influences. As Rowan plows through snuff films, self-mutilation YouTube videos, and bizarre dark web social media, her innocence slips away. Will she accept the support of the only two people who love and care for her? Or, will she allow the fascination with a hidden world of nastiness to claim her?

Ogle and Pagniano, two young and talented filmmakers, took on a workshop challenge to produce a micro-budget independent movie, and It Needs Eyes was the remarkable result. It is a testament to the level of technology now available to aspiring independent movie makers that a film with this much polish can be accomplished for only $30,000. But for all the terrific 4K camera visuals and drone shots, it is the acting that carries this movie.

Rowan doesn’t want to stay with her Aunt Mella, but she doesn’t have a choice. Her mother passed away a long time ago, and her father is recuperating under mysterious circumstances at a hospital. Rowan is a typical teenager, consumed with social media on her phone. She is a bit of an introvert, however. Curiously, she doesn’t spend time texting friends or posting on Instagram, like so many teens. Instead, in her grief and confusion, she dives deep into the dark web. She searches for “Fucked up videos”. This includes bizarre animations, advice on narcotics, random street violence, humiliation, self-mutilation, and even stumbles into some snuff films that shake her to her core.

But she can’t look away from what she sees. She is addicted. And she is lonely.

Her Aunt Mella does her best to encourage her to get some fresh air and away from her phone. One night, she notices a purple glow coming through her bedroom window. From a neighboring house, waving from her bedroom window, is Alex. The neighbor girl flirts with Rowan while she simultaneously performs as a sexy cam girl for libidinous men online. They are mirrors of each other. Rowan is the girl who appears cautious and innocent on the surface, but is secretly obsessed with the darkest sins of humanity. Alex is a flamboyant rebel who has a sweet and caring disposition under the surface. The two of them mesh instantly and become inseparable almost immediately.

Unfortunately, finding a new girlfriend doesn’t break Rowan’s fascination with the far corners of the dark web. She became obsessed with 8mm film videos of a strange group of people at a Camus-like, absurd, and existential party, featuring Fish Tooth, an actress who had been reported missing many years ago. These videos are oddly melodramatic and full of expressions of frustration, loss, and rage. Rowan identifies with Fish Tooth’s disconnection from reality and strange behavior. Also, Rowan becomes fascinated with a nearby reputedly haunted island, which she believes holds the key to many of her morbid mysteries. These two mysteries tug at Rowan like a siren’s call.

These haunting attractions are filling the void in her life that the absence of Rowan’s father left behind. As she learns more about her dad, she spirals deeper into the unhealthy social media she has been ingesting. It is up to Alex and Aunt Mella to pull her out, but it may all just be too late.

It Needs Eyes manages to connect by defying the expected portrayals of the characters. All three main characters —Rowan, Alex, and Mella —could have easily slipped into stereotypes and caricatures. Instead, they rendered fully fleshed-out protagonists worth rooting for. Achieving great chemistry and natural performances from actresses with such short resumes is a victory for this production.

In a bit of fun irony, perhaps the most nerve-wracking scene in the film is when Rowan sneaks into her Aunt’s room to steal a credit card so she can subscribe to Alex’s cam-girl channel. Such stress! I don’t say that to diminish the horror aspects of the film, but the horror in this film is more suffocating than savage. The dread creeps up and slowly consumes Rowan, who isn’t as afraid as she should be.

It Needs Eyes reminds me of Videodrome. Memories of “Long Live the New Flesh!” echoed early in the movie, and these allusions were amplified with a hand out of the TV moment. Technology is a poor substitute for relationships, and Rowan is slow to recognize this. I would have liked more of the fantastical elements in the film, which don’t materialize until the third act. However, Ogle and Pagniano invested heavily in the character arcs, and the movie works emotionally; perhaps that restraint paid off.

I struggled with the jarring juxtaposition of the Fish Tooth story, even though it is crucial for the movie’s payoff. The tone is unnatural in the surreal videos, in contrast to the naturalistic depiction of Rowan, Alex, and Mella. I recognize that Rowan found those weird videos compelling, but I was less engaged with them, and it bogged down the pacing of the film. It Needs Eyes delivers a melancholy and surreal ending that delves fully into metaphysics and will be worth debating with your friends after the credits roll.

This is a big step up for the young duo of Ogle and Pagniano. I am a big fan of their collaborative short film, “We Got a Monkey’s Paw,” a hilarious cautionary tale that utilizes the classic monkey’s paw device. Pagniano directed it, and Ogle starred and produced the short. The result is pure horror comedy short gold. However, Pagniano’s feature debut, Sunset on the River Styx, was an ambitious feature film that, for me, overshot its ambitions. I found the brooding, slow-burning script too meandering, and the pacing a bit of a drag. Fortunately, It Needs Eyes fully restored my faith in the duo.

It Needs Eyes won the Ghoul D’Or prize for Best Feature Film at the Portland Horror Film Festival. Watch as this duo continues to develop their craft. Hopefully, this film will inspire a studio to give them a bigger budget, as I would love to see how they can spin their inspiration with proper funding. The film embraces a liminal horror medium, and some of the still-life cinematography is gorgeous. Emblematic is the close-up eye imagery. The digital media in the cornea is not a special effect, but rather a carefully composed, tight shot, with a very patient actress and a good eye (pun intended) from the directors. Get up close, and get the shot!

Both Lebish and Leiva are destined for greater things. Both of them are hugely attractive and demonstrated real thespian chops. I would love to see both of them flourish within the horror genre. Perhaps as the Pagniano and Ogle team continues to develop their brand, they can continue to work together.

Hosted by Brian and Gwen Callahan, directors of the PHFF. On the stage are Zack Ogle, Isadora Leiva, producer Travis Campbell, and the sound designer Nathaniel Smith. I missed Brian’s opening question. The Q&A begins with Nathaniel responding to Brian’s first question about the sound production. The session was fun and lively, but be warned: There are some spoiler items in the Q&A.

I discussed It Needs Eyes with Zack and Travis in the upstairs lounge at the Hollywood Theater. My favorite part of attending film festivals is discussing movies with their filmmakers. Give it a listen!

It Needs Eyes is currently in its early stages of the festival circuit run. They have many upcoming festivals scheduled to showcase the movie. The next festival they have announced is a return to Portland for Queer Screams, taking place from August 1-3 at the Clinton Street Theater. So, if you missed it the first time here in PDX, it will be back soon!

The MPAA has not rated this movie. There are some gnarly images, particularly for the streaming nasties that Rowan watches, and there are suggestive sexual situations, but mature teens would appreciate the movie. However, audiences will reflexively wince and cover their eyes during some scenes. An R rating would be appropriate. Fans seeking a rock-em sock-em violence showcase will likely be disappointed, but those looking for an introspective and character-forward drama will enjoy this film. It’s a thoughtful and emotional palette of dread.

Now and again, a character actor with a proud working history in Hollywood gets a big break as the headliner of a horror film. Being first in the call sheet has not been common in Ethan Embry’s career, but his 106 titles have stamped him as a reliable “that guy” character actor ever since his youthful turn in Vegas Vacation 28 years ago. Li Jun Li hasn’t been in the business as long as Embry, but she, too, has a multitude of mostly TV credits to her name, but has found herself on a bit of a hot streak, having performed in the recent horror hit, Sinners. Together, they deliver a terrific chemistry that weaves a complex, decades-old relationship. This protagonist-forward story carries a great deal of emotional weight, looping, twisting, and ultimately becoming heartbreaking.

This movie is saturated with loneliness and regret, interspersed with some fun and silly absurdity to keep you engaged until the startling finish. Prepare to scratch your head. Not to say the film is confusing, but it does have layers of ambiguity and hints of alternate realities that move down parallel paths. A second watch may be required to catch all the idiosyncrasies of the plot.

Ren Arnold is a hot mess. He may not show it on the outside, but self-destruction lies right below the surface. He recently separated from his wife, Connie, who took their son with her. Ren lives with constant regret. He feels stuck in the lonely seaside hamlet, unable to parley his previous baseball skills into a ticket out of town. Now he is stuck as a sheriff’s deputy, relegated to chasing off high school drinkers and availing himself of their ill-gotten booze.

The office summons him to a situation for him to investigate. Alma, one of his old high school crushes, is wandering the misty highway outside town, carrying the corpse of her mutilated dog, Tigger. She is found walking the road in a tank top and shorts, soaked to the bone, and covered in blood. When Ren takes her back to the office for questioning, she claims that a wolf and a herd of goats destroyed her dog. She implores Ren to kill the wolf. Ren then sneaks off to watch his son pitch, accompanied by the new deputy Murphy, as Ren pounds impounded beers under the bleachers. He makes a drunken fool of himself in front of his wife and son, and while on his way home, runs into the goats and wolf Alma described, but he fails to kill the wolf, which becomes a bipedal wolfman.

Fortunately for Ren, the werewolf disappears. Was this a drunken dream?

The next day, Ren is approached by Alma at the sheriff’s office, and she asks him on a date. He anxiously agrees, but he has forgotten that that night, Jack is staying with him. Jack tells his dad to take the date, and that he’ll be fine. Ren knows that a baseball scout had come to see Jack pitch, and he is vicariously excited for his son to achieve what he could not. Ren goes on his date with Alma, not knowing that he won’t see his son again.

The wolf has struck again.

Ren’s life not only turns upside down, but sideways as well. A manhunt is on to find Jack, but strange forces are at play. Is there a cult? What is that werewolf? What’s up with those sheep? Why is everyone in town getting sick? Deja vu takes hold, and flashbacks interrupt Ren’s line of thinking. Reality bends and twists as motives are revealed, alibis fall apart, and a horrible and uncomfortable truth comes to the fore.

Ren is the ultimate unreliable narrator. Living in a drunken haze and suffering from mountains of anxiety and stress, Ren confronts his world from an unstable platform. The story features many quirky characters, and there are some genuine Twin Peaks vibes at play. Alternately, consider the ’90s sitcom Northern Exposure, but with a helping of mean and nasty to go along with the small-town PNW experience. Portland has a saying: “Keep Portland Weird.” That ethos carries over to the Oregon coast for this movie.

Embry shines in this role. Ren is a character with a lot of depth and texture. Embry manages to draw out joy, rage, sorrow, and confusion in a palpable portrayal. Li Jun Li is delightful and hard to pin down. I loved watching her in Sinners, and she mirrors Embry well. For me, the revelation is the young actor Lukas Jann. There is a Timothy Chalamet quality to his work. (It helps that they look similar.) Jann plays Jack with natural grace. Nothing forced, and he is the emotional core of this plot. The ensemble embodied the eccentricity of an isolated small town that enjoys breaking stereotypes.

Weird can get in the way of clarity, though.

Michael Patrick Jann plays sleight of hand with his filmmaking. Sets and locations unexpectedly change without explanation. Ren appears to be living in a lovely suburban home, but later wakes up in a ramshackle trailer home. Which one is the real home? Curious, indeed. Alma has many varied forms, and yet none of them are thoroughly investigated. Again, unreliable narrator. Who, or what, is Alma? Eye of the beholder, I assume. She isn’t a figure of Ren’s imagination, as other characters interact with her. Is this a strength or a weakness of the film?

My thoughts are mixed.

I loved the cast and characters. The emotional current through the movie won me over. The ending is devastating. Be prepared for that. And, allow yourself just to get lost in the plot nuances. This movie relies heavily on thematic resonance rather than logic or reason. Alma and the Wolf deftly uses absurdism, and does not overplay its hands. Among the crowd-pleasing scenes is the confrontation between Ren and Murphy and the flock of “deadly” goats. Does it make sense? Hello no! Is it fun? Absolutely.

There is some risk in the mixed tone of this movie. Like a David Lynch film, it draws you in and out of conventional storytelling, blending purely wacky moments. It spends much of the time building up how unusual and endearing the characters are, and then it crushes some of them in a jarring fashion. The costumes were… adequate. We do get a good transformation scene, but the monsters aren’t anything to write home about. The wolf, werewolf, and goats take a back seat to the psychological trauma.

The Oregon coast also plays a significant role in the film. There is a Brontë-esque quality to the coast in winter. Mist, gloom, and beach grass apply a folk-horror quality to the visuals. It is both lovely and sad. If this film had been shot in the summer, it would be a different story. The northern Oregon coast is spectacular in the summer, but in the winter, it can be quite gloomy.

It worked for me. I’ll watch it again, and I’ve seen it three times now. I had the opportunity to interview Ethan for the film, but sadly, my recorder batteries gave out mid-recording. I managed to record a lively Q&A session at the Portland Horror Film Festival, and I think you’ll enjoy it.

Alma and the Wolf is still on the festival circuit. It is rated R for some strong violent content/gore, and language. This Paramount picture is now available streaming on many platforms, including Amazon Prime.

Perhaps it is the reputation of the Pacific Northwest as being a bit quirky and a haven for eccentric individuals seeking to escape civilization. Maybe it’s something in the Cascade fresh waters. Whatever it is, horror has a damp home in the upper left corner of the continent. In a genre that heavily relies on the cabin-in-the-woods trope, few places have more iconic woods than the forests of Oregon and Washington.

However, the Pacific Northwest is more than moss-covered damp forests; it is a region of great variety. Rocky coastlines that are moody and craggy. High plateau landscapes with big sky that are just a few hours’ drive from major metropolitan areas. And it’s located between the movie-making meccas of Los Angeles and Vancouver. (Vancouver, of course, being part of the PNW) Oregon, in particular, hands out film subsidies to attract filmmakers, and many independent horror directors have taken advantage of the moody environment and the money.

In addition, the region has a reputation for cryptids. McMinnville, Oregon, hosts an annual UFO festival that attracts a large number of visitors. The Crater Lake Monster. (Which is largely a cryptid created by cinema… few people actually believe in a Nessie in Crater Lake.) Recently, a number of PNW mermaid horror movies have been created. And, of course, Sasquatch, the king of the cryptids, is the legend that dominates the region.

Because portions of the PNW are isolated, it attracts anarchists and isolationists. Sometimes they actually come to clash with each other (consider the riots of 2020). For all its progressiveness, the Pacific Northwest also harbors a number of Nazi skinhead groups. We’re not proud of that, but they are here. Hollywood has picked up on this, and we got one of the great films of the new millennium with Green Room. There is also a reputation of the area being a haven for serial killers, notably the Green River Killer, who terrified the citizens of Puget Sound during the ’80s and ’90s.

With all that as a reference, give a listen to Eric, Liz, Mike, and Heather talk about our favorite horror movies that take place in Cascadia.

I scream. You scream. We all scream for jump scares! Properly executed, this is the trope that will get audiences shrieking in terror. Use it too often, and it dulls the impact. Timing and setting is everything for the jump scare.

Our Formal Declaration of a Jump Scream:

Jump scares exploit the human’s natural fight or flight response to a threat, causing an automatic physical reaction like quickened heart beats and adrenaline rushes. A scene that shocks and frightens you so that you suddenly move.

The Scariest Things Team is not hardened to good jump scares. Heather is a screamer. Mike is a jumper. Liz and Eric like to watch Mike jump.

Filmmakers employ different methods to deploy their jump scares. Sometimes there is a buildup of tension, building anticipation. (The jack-in-the-box). Other times, they catch an audience when their guard is down, in a false sense of security. But, you have to be careful, if you utilize the jump scare too often, there may be diminishing returns for the scares.

Used in: Alien, The Thing, Paranormal Activity, The Grudge

Used in: Sinister, Exorcist III, Friday the 13th
This technique sometimes gets employed at the end of the movie once the audience thinks that the danger has passed.

Used in: Scream, Halloween, Paranormal Activity 3, Poltergeist
Variants of this include the classic monster under the bed or monster in a closet trope.

This movie has FOUR all-time classic jump scares. Three jack-in-the-box moments and a cat jump scare for the ages!

Overlook, the great New Orleans Horror Film Festival, has delivered its goods. Long-time Patreon supporter of The Scariest Things, Robyn Marcotte, joined us to share her experiences with Eric and Liz on the festival. More than ever, I found that I didn’t have enough time to see nearly enough of the movies. Still, I was able to catch eight feature films and 23 short films. You have to pick and choose, as it is physically impossible to see all the movies. So, it became a bit of a guessing game as to what was going to be the best watch. In this episode, we share our thoughts on everything we did at the Festival.

Did I make the right choices? I’d like to think so. There were some excellent movies.

Here are the movies that I was able to review:

Other movies that we saw that don’t have reviews yet:

Liz and Robin weren’t particularly impressed with those movies, and in the case of Shrouds, Liz is convinced that David Cronenberg has lost a few steps.

Films we weren’t able to see:

If you are looking for additional recommendations, the movies that we probably should have caught is Touch Me, which won the Overlook Grand Jury Award, and Best Wishes to All which took home the Jury’s Scariest Film Award.

The biggest takeaway you should have is that film festivals are enthralling. It’s a bit overwhelming, and you won’t be able to see or do everything… and particularly in a tourist City like New Orleans, you should get to spend some time outside the theaters. Go to the after parties, do the trivia, and some of the panels. My experience with Crypticon (a fan convention) convinces me that you will enjoy the festival much more when you get a chance to meet and greet other festival attendees and the special guests.

Overlook has been trying very hard, and has been succeeding at improving the festival experience. It’s not a cheap festival, but compared to other festivals like SXSW or Sundance, it is a bargain, and it is ALL HORROR. Thanks to Robyn for joining us this year, and we will see you all again in New Orleans Next year!

This year, I made a point of seeing all of the horror shorts film blocks at the festival. The feature films were excellent this year, but you can always catch the features that show at Overlook in the cinema or eventually streaming. The short films are labors of love that are condensed kernels of horror that are not as easily found.

I thought it would be good to celebrate the festival’s best horror shorts by getting together with the people who made them. I interviewed nine filmmakers to discuss their experiences making the movies in a casual discussion with each other. Several of them were having their world premiere showings at Overlook. Horror shorts are allowed to take bigger chances than feature films. Big feature films are the product of many parents, with the director, writer, editor, and studio all having an influence on the final product. In the case of these films, often, it is a singular vision, with one person serving in all of those roles. When you get to show your film at a festival like this, it is a considerable achievement.

There were 22 horror shorts shown in this year’s festival, and they were grouped by theme. Group one: Freaky, Group two: Apocalypse Pretty Soon, and Group 3: The Furies. Congratulations to Katie Rife, the short film curator for the event. Her selections played off each other very well and provided a broad array of interesting concepts and styles. I hope the festival bundles these films up in packages that will become available for viewing by a larger audience. (Including you!)

Directed by Luke Zwanziger
Starring: Lowell Deo, Joel Austin

“A mad botanist experiments on an unwilling human subject to give plants a fighting chance against climate change.”

A mad science eco tale where the protagonist and antagonist could be flipped. A mad scientist is doing horrible things to people for all the right reasons. An average Joe just doing his ethically questionable job. Pair that with leveled-up stop motion puppetry and makeup work, and you can understand why this short has been a fan favorite in many film festivals.

Watch the trailer for Vines

“When Maya commits to a month of sobriety and takes up sculpting as a hobby, her crab sculptures terrorize her former drinking buddy — her brother Toby.”

Pure, wild absurdism. It is almost too strange a film to describe accurately. Dry January shows off the risks you can execute in a short film that a studio would surely prevent. A woman takes to crafting a crab sculpture that comes to life as a hunky crab man who barfs up curious trivia and aphorisms to live by in the middle of the night. What? Hey, it works. I really enjoyed this film, which is an homage to the struggles of recovery but taken in an amusing direction. You will never see another film like this one. Trust me.

Some of the great fun facts that got barfed out by the crab man:

Who knew?

Watch the Trailer for Dry January

A traveler stops to rest in a clearing of a haunted forest. Soon, they learn they have stumbled upon the lair of a terrifying troll who demands gifts for passage.

The Traveler and the Troll won the Best Short Film award at Overlook. It received a raucous response during my viewing, as the clever and hilarious dialogue paired with an astonishing puppet that would be at home in Jim Henson’s workshop. The story lures you in with the classic fairy tale tropes and engages you with lovely production and silly banter. The troll isn’t all that terrifying, but he is terrific. The world premiere film also claimed an honorable mention award for Creature Design.

“A member of a famous K-Pop boy band whose face has been disfigured by an accident must undergo surgery to repair his fracturing image.”

This medical malfeasance tale of a pop star who loses everything, his dreams ruined by a car wreck, reflects on vanity and the price of fame when the beauty is lost. What is the price you would pay to get it all back? Body horror and surgical reconstruction echo films like The Substance and The Skin I Live In. Benedict Chiu is early in his short filmmaking career and pulls off a stylish and tight production.

Watch the Trailer for Boy Band

“Eager to make new friends, Kate attends a slumber party, but the night takes a sinister turn when the girls decide to play a strange party game.”

Have you ever felt like you were in over your head in a social setting with new people? There might be something off, but the peer pressure is overwhelming, and you are determined to see past the awkwardness and gut it out. Such is the fateful decision in front of our protagonist. Every sign points to danger, but fearing rejection, she joins an unsavory activity. Short and punchy. This was the world premiere for Call Earl.

“A young trans woman is chased into a junkyard while being followed home late at night. There, she must outwit her predator and summon the strength of a goddess. ”

Cruelty won the Scariest Short Film Award at Overlook, and deserved it. It features traditional serial killer stalker tropes and inverts the power paradigm. Some nifty effects and using Kali as a protector was a fresh perspective I would like to see made into a feature. The crisp editing ramps the tension and punctuates the story with a perfectly gory end that satisfies on many levels.

Watch the Trailer for Cruelty

An aging boy band decides to sell their souls for fame and fortune. Unfortunately, not reading the fine print could prove disastrous. Wickedly funny, with a song served two ways: Once as a pop harmony number, and following a fateful blood pact, a death metal version of the same song. Shades of Spinal Tap and Puppet Show vibes abound. Oh, how the mighty have fallen… and risen again! This was the world premiere for Arson.

Directed by Alejandro Artiles
Starring: Maykol Hernández, Leticia Torres, Marta Zubiría, Ryo Ruiz

“Isolated in the La Palma observatory, Fran must face the last thing any parent wants to hear.”

Los Muchachos deservedly won the Grand Jury Prize for Best Short Film at Overlook. Like Pontypool or Orson Welles’ reading of The War of the Worlds, this story utilizes radio audio clues to create the fear in your mind. The zombie apocalypse is coming, and Fran is working in his observatory when the world changes due to a comet passing through the stratosphere. His wife and son are experiencing the coming apocalypse firsthand, and he is helpless as the reality sets in. The film was so powerful that the audience was stunned into silence when the credits rolled. Riveting.

“Frankie reunites with her toxic community and must tap into her dark side to survive unscathed.”

Pro tip: Don’t mess with a witch’s family unless you’re fully prepared to accept the consequences. Slush paints a grim picture of returning home to a closed-minded community, an allegory for our divided times. Frankie is a clever witch whose sense of justice takes some unique methods of revenge. From someone who also lives in the Pacific Northwest, I feel that the urban-rural divide is startlingly real in this depiction.

Watch the trailer for Slush

Directed by Stacy Haiduk & Sophia Tatum
Starring: Stacy Haiduk, Sophia Tatum, and Reina Hardesty

“Lana and Strode, a mother and daughter, take to the road for a five-day killing spree.”

It’s the great American road trip with daywalking vampires. Real-life mother and daughter Stacy Haiduk and Sophia Tatum channel their inner Thelma and Louise in this blood-soaked romp through the desert southwest. Mom wants to continue preying upon the unsuspecting humans the way they always have, with seduction. The daughter wants a more direct approach. This short film oozes style and sexy confidence, and oh, that beautiful Cadillac. Want one.

Watch the Trailer for Brand New Cadillac

Directed by Ishkwaazhe Shane McSauby
Starring: Benairen Kane and Kim Savarino

“A burgeoning romance between two Natives takes a sinister turn as one grows suspicious of the other’s Indigenous heritage in this darkly comedic nightmare.”

I also caught this film as part of the SXSW Midnighter Shorts programming. Pride in your cultural heritage can forge strong bonds. But when you sense that someone is trying a bit TOO hard, warning signals flare. Such is the case with our two protagonists in The Beguiling. What initially feels like a bonding over shared indigenous experiences and common ancestry becomes awkward; the motivations of the relationship are in doubt, leaving you wondering who is appropriating whom. You need to pay close attention as the clues are subtle, but you get clued in simultaneously with the characters, and then it’s too late. Only one of them is leaving the apartment.

Watch the Trailer for The Beguiling