Nothing says bon appétit like a side of rodent leftovers, right? This week, we dive into the absolute horrors of health inspections, Super Bowl chaos, and some truly inspired fundraising ideas. Grab a drink (and maybe skip lunch), because we’re serving up another episode filled with snark, sass, and a dash of disbelief.

It's Sadie’s birthday, so Scott begrudgingly behaved himself—for a few minutes. In this episode, we tackle life’s most pressing issues: why movie theaters are holding us hostage with endless previews, how France wants us to stink up our wardrobes for the sake of the planet, and why your grandma can’t let go of tiny inconveniences. Oh, and Sadie managed to destroy a perfectly good vintage coat. Classic.

In this episode of The Scott and Sadie Show, we tackle the big issues—like how putting on pants is apparently optional now. Sadie’s embracing the cozy aesthetic (leggings forever), while Scott’s wondering when we stopped trying. Also on the docket: the politics of school drop-off lanes, why gas station sushi should be illegal, and the existential crisis that is being ignored at a restaurant. Society’s unraveling, and we’re just here to make fun of it.

In today’s episode of The Scott and Sadie Show, we mourn the slow, tragic death of casual human interaction. Compliment a stranger? Risky. Make a joke? Cancel-worthy. Meanwhile, Sadie dreams of first-class flights, Scott questions why anyone would spend a million bucks on a dating service, and we both roast Club 33 at Disneyland—because $35,000 a year for fancy mouse ears? No thanks. Society’s unraveling, and we’re just here to narrate the chaos.

Today on The Scott and Sadie Show, we mourn the death of the 99-cent forty and wonder when everything got so damn expensive. Sadie’s prepping for a bougie Super Bowl party (while Scott questions the point of veggie trays), we rank condiments based on expiration risk, and Scott definitely doesn’t want to hear about Sadie’s bathroom scrolling habits. Inflation, bad snack choices, and bathroom overshares—it’s all here, served with extra snark.

On today’s The Scott and Sadie Show, we dive into the wild world of internet fame—where doing absolutely nothing (or something really stupid) can get you millions of views. Meanwhile, Scott battles drive-thru anxiety, Sadie rejects the idea of a "birth month," and we both lose our minds over QR codes on Valentine’s candy. Also, there’s an asteroid heading for Earth. But sure, let’s focus on TikTok idiots instead.

Today on The Scott and Sadie Show, we tackle the unfiltered reality of pet ownership—where your furry friends bring love, chaos, and an alarming amount of poop. Scott barely survives three weeks of not picking up after his dogs, Sadie’s backyard bunny is terrorizing the neighborhood (allegedly), and we both question if we’re too old for this nonsense. Spoiler: Our pets don’t care. At all. It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s painfully relatable.

Scott is over it. He just wants to enjoy a drink and binge some mindless TV without life getting in the way. But no, instead, he’s drowning in notifications, fighting with social media algorithms, and questioning why air traffic control still runs on floppy disks. Meanwhile, Sadie is tossing bad wine, regifting like a pro, and making questionable comments in online town halls. It’s peak chaos, and we’re here for it.

Today on The Scott and Sadie Show, Scott fully embraces his transformation into a grumpy old man, Sadie sets ambitious (and slightly terrifying) yoga goals, and we break down the absolute chaos that is modern TV streaming. Plus, Scott’s visit to the Colorado Farm Show proves farmers will fight for free pens, and Sadie shares a horrific hygiene story that will haunt you forever. Buckle up—it’s a ride.

Today on The Scott and Sadie Show, we dive into life’s most pressing topics—like mysterious itching, relentless barking, and why Scott’s dog Goose is singlehandedly trying to ruin his sanity. Meanwhile, Sadie shares her chihuahua’s shock collar escapades, and we revisit the legend of Señor Pee Pee (yes, that’s a real thing). Plus, do dogs actually know they’re driving us nuts? Spoiler: Yes. And they love it.