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Shark week, "chum," smegma, truffle butter, fromunda cheese, "pink ham" vs. "roast beef" vaginas, loyalty and openness in relationships, anxieties, jealousy, "suddenly" vs. "all of a sudden," grape soda, Red 40, flavored jizz.

Dirty web camming, people who talk in textspeak, the word "retarded", offended vs. offensive, "carpet brunching," whore baths, dating pool competition, footprints left by exes, hard no's, strippers, strong women and intimidated men and more.

Peeing standing-up vs. sitting down, cocaine and hookers, breaking up and moving on, the "if you can't f**k it, kill it" mentality, more online dating stuff and other dumb sh*t.

Hinge dating app, the "Amazon" sexual position, dirty sex talk, penis enlargement, vagina elasticity, jelqing, fisting, finger banging, stinky balls, Wonder Woman, "Friends," and more.

"Ocular rape," online dating, Bumble and "bumbling," Tinder, Seeking Arrangement, BBW's, daddy issues and more.