Kids trying to buy lottery tickets are clearly from the future. If you could go back in time to when you were 10 with all the same memories and knowledge you have today, would you?

We can no longer use the "D" word. A caller complains about our usage of the word "Douche" so my boss comes down on me. Meanwhile, we discover or show's number 1 fans are 14 and 11...and they can't stop calling.

When can you start decorating for Christmas? Is it after Halloween or after Thanksgiving? When do you take your decorations down? Let's chat!

We bust open the unspoken rule. A man was arrested for being the alibi of his best friend. He was lying. How far would you go for friendship and what are the ultimate rules to the unspoken rule.

We explore the most messed up things you can do that aren't illegal. We continue calling out deucey behavior. We also look at terrible things you can do without going to jail. This should be fun.

Here's how you can tell whether You're A Douche. I bring back the old series in tonight's episode. The many ways to tell if YOU'RE A DOUCHE. I also ask for your mystery top 3 and I try to guess what the category is. Aliens make their way back into the conversation and a true hater tries to get me in a relationship with Jesus.

We talk movie quotes that kill the mood and made-up STDs. Our phone lines are down so our open mics blow up with your answers.

What is your favorite movie without telling me the title/characters? Although it's all fun and games tonight, we also are paid a visit from the supernatural...

A man was arrested for having sex with an Olaf plush in Target. We also talk pop culture name references, getting stuck on rides at theme parks, and absolutely terrible jokes.

Black Pumpkins are Racist and Aliens exist. Bed Bath and Beyond stop selling black pumpkins after controversy emerged. What is something that NO ONE is doing RIGHT NOW? Aliens visit Sean? You decide...