IT'S HERE OH MY GOD IT'S HERE!

The 2024 NFL season is frickin' here and so are bagel breakfast sandwiches at McDonalds. Hear Sodie's official review.

What did Viking's fans learn about their dominant week 1 win against the Giants? Maybe nothing... but also maybe a whole lot, such as:

We're in first place! Our off-season additions are amazing! Harrison Smith is still incredible! Sam Darnold can do no wrong! And (too) many more!

Across the league, why Packers fans should be the happiest 0-1 team of all time. Kirk Cousins' first showing in Atlanta. Tyreek Hill had a hard time making it to the game. Rookie QBs largely struggle in their debuts.

Most importantly, though, Doc gets his first taste of Minnesota Sushi.

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Closer, and closer. The 2024 NFL season is two days away; and the guys finally drafted their Fantasy Football teams. Do we talk about this too much? OR, not enough?

Jordan Addison is practicing! We wish Ricky Pearsall a speedy recovery; Doc thanks the Florida Gators. Mike Zimmer airs frustrations around his end with the Vikings.

Indianapolis Colts Tight End Kylen Granson makes a powerful point about guardian caps... Don't end up flying through a windshield...

Are The Browns in trouble with Deshaun Watson and his contract? Literally everybody hopes so...

Finally, we go pick by pick through both the Packers and Vikings schedules and make our official season record predictions. Then... SUPER BOWL picks!

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With the NFL regular season right around the dang corner we cover it all!

The timing and situation for Sam Darnold could be lining up perfectly in Minnesota (ask Doc); and it can't be coincidence that new kicker Will Reichard is simultaneously impressing in camp and pre-season. We're enjoying any fabricated hype while it lasts...

As for the rest of the league... Trey Lance dazzles. Jerry Jones isn't lacking bravado in his old age. Kirk Cousins shares his practice playlist, unfortunately. AND, a super steamy Packers trade. Should Jordan Love be worried?

Finally, we test a theory brought up by the Buffalo Bills Twitter... it worked.

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Georgie formally apologizes for jinxing the Vikings and J.J. McCarthy. It's okay though because they signed Stephon Gilmore! We discuss the Peyton Manning's selection of the current top 5 QBs in the NFL. There's a John Madden biopic in the works, and you'll never guess the actor playing him... Plus, a Flag Footballer gets offended at the thought that an NFL QB would be chosen over him for the 2028 Olympics; and a former player peed on somebody on a plane.

Are you allowed to complain about something almost killing you if you signed a contract saying something could potentially kill you...? Ask Mr. Beast...

Disney is tugging at our collective nostalgia with "A Whole New Sound" album including some frickin' classic middle-school emo bands.

A mini-dive into the Minnesota Timberwolves 2024-2025 season schedule, too!

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The Olympics are all wrapped up! We celebrate Minnesota's own Dakotah Lindwurm; cyclist Kristen Faulkner; the brilliance of Stephen Curry; and wonder if Noah Lyles needs to stick to what he knows...

The NFL pre-season is only one week old and it appears, without a single doubt, that the Minnesota Vikings have their answer at franchise QB... We've never been so sure about anything, literally ever.

Finally, the Timberwolves schedule seems to be experiencing an ANT Effect, of sorts. Naz Reid on a certain magazine cover. And, after the Timberwolves reveal their new jersey sponsor, we reveal the true cost benefit of jersey ads in the NBA... the results might piss you off.

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In our first Monday Night-er... The Olympics! We discuss the greatness of Simon Biles, Scotty Scheffler, and more. PLUS, the shiny new NFL season is upon us as training camps are in full swing! What are The Vikings going to do at cornerback, you ask...? We don't know... but JJ McCarthy looks awesome so far!

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A new presidential candidate after Biden drops out. Sodie tries stand-up comedy. We discuss artistic swimming, smoking and drinking, and other Olympic topics in front of Friday's opening ceremonies; plus, whether or not LeBron should be carrying for the USA. Vikes finally signed their first rounders! Doc updates us on his recent succusses in CFB25...

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Congrats, Sodie, for catching the biggest fish of his life! College Football 25 is here it's finally here! The downfall of Tenacious D? Anthony Edwards is fitting right in on Team USA in the Olympics. Plus, how dumb is Jordan Addison?

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We CAN'T WAIT for NCAA 25! The Minnesota State Fair is right around the corner, and new foods have been announced! Anthony Edwards signs an 8 figure extension with Adidas. Red Hot Chili Pepper karaoke. Head to your nearest church for a chance at a free AR-15!

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Want to make $200 million? Simply play in the NBA! Sodie rants about traffic (again). Our reaction to the Timberwolves trading up to pick Rob Dillingham 8th overall in the NBA Draft. Plus, questions ahead of Vikings training camp that must be answered.

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