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Evidently the motorcycles begin to now attack when I am at rest , on line, and not recording.
However, once I begin recording, they stop.
This has only been since I've been intentionally collecting recordings and data to add to my report to the NYPD and any applicable law enforcement agencies, as this continual threat seems to be politically motivated—and motorcycles, mopeds, and other motorized vehicles being used as a form of psychological terrorism as a direct threat to public health and safety. Terror stalking.
Gang stalking.
This may be a politicized attempt to promote or enforce gentrification or other political agendas.
Living//Loving life on a server,
Doesn't it seem wonderful?
Let's face it—
It's Fast Friday and I'm not going to be
Bouncing off the walls, or anything—
But I might be prone to a lot of
Critical thinking,
And though it's an expensive maneuver,
And risky expenditure,
The fact of the matter is—
I haven't really been doing anything.
I've been not complacent,
But stagnant—
So perhaps maybe this little detour
Will be just the thing I need
To erase some of the damage that's been done
To my psyche—
Sitting in this terribly loud apartment
In Brooklyn
Trying to find peace
And make music;
When the answer all along is that
I need to increase my visibility
In order to find what's needed;
The fact is—
Knowing where to go
Or what to do
Or who to meet
Is not going to come in isolation—
No, not at all.
It would come from a neatly designed
—whatever, I just got bored.
Perhaps if I study hard enough,
One day, I could complete my studies somewhere
Like Harvard,
Or Columbia—
But first,
I'll need a new diploma in my actual name.
You see, nobody's giving any kind of real fuck about my music.
I can't keep throwing money at it thinking that the way to success is going to be making enough money, to spend enough money, to hopefully buy the attention of the robotic masses, and eventually maybe even a club owner or festival promoter
Who might be looking to put me on.
Don't get me wrong— my music is good.
But we live in a computer, and let's also realize:
That with the noise in this building,
And the overall head trip of counting up my pennies for every little thing I need,
I'm starting to get physically ill,
Just sitting here, understanding that
To look the part, one must prioritize
An expensive beauty regimen—
Which either would leave me at the mercy of some man,
Willing to do these things for me,
Or that I might earn this myself…
As you see,
I've chosen the latter route—
The more challenging, perhaps,
However,
Leaving my celibacy intact,
And granted, otherwise uninterested
In the males at my level of circumstance
For any purposes beyond entertainment—
—seek no other actual companionship at all.
I like myself,
I love myself—
And though feeling uglier and uglier
The more I stare into the face of my telephone screen—
I am wonderfully beautiful all on my own.
—but—
The masses expect a spectacle,
And so,
It becomes part of my job, as an entertainer,
Part of my repertoire—
—have mercy—
(I'm going to choose to ignore that, sort of)
To do at least what has become expected of me as a woman—
To be “pretty” —
And though the makeup and hair and nails
Might be fake,
–Cans cost a fortune—
Myself without those things, as observed and proven
Becomes overlooked, dismissible, and only attractive
To those, of course, to whom I have no business
Associating
For both personal,
And professional reasons.
—moreover…
Conduct yourselves well, my dear—
As the furious skies have warned us,
That the roles you carry out to mark and torment others,
Will soon reflect upon your own mirror
Into which you stare,
And no mercy is given
By the eye that looks,
Or any other
The nearer to doors I am,
The harder they slam—
The, though I am fasting,
I'm suddenly hungry,
A far cry
Which forces me to realize
That all of mankind
Has been poisoned
Toxic,
And become
Unsafe
So,
What's wrong here
Is they've
Taken all the nutrients
From the foods we need
And put it on
A competitive scale
So that
The more you earn
The healthier you are
And of course
The healthier you are
The more productive you are
Which creates value
Maybe I didn't have to take the GED;
Maybe there was some way to go about getting
My actual name
On my old diploma—
Hopefully without cost.
But it didn't make sense to move into a new era
Or a new world
With old haunts.
I knew I needed to seal the name change records
So that my abuser could not have access
To my identity.
For whatever reason,
I wanted things like Harvard and Columbia—
I wanted to succeed and to win with a reputable and respectable foundation—
I wanted to raise my son
To play football
And split custody
In the sporting seasons
In which
I felt he performed best.
I wanted to show him success
Without making compromises
That would hurt and weaken
The strength of the body and mind —
But most importantly, the soul.
I hope by now you've realized how odd it is
To have a crystal dildo
Sitting in a glass jar
On your kitchen countertop?
…I'm soaking it.
…But why crystal tho?
Wouldn't you prefer
An iron tenderizer
For that steak
Rather than a
Silicone one?
…now that you put it that way.
Come closer, darling,
I want to connect with you closer
Than besides
In the eye of the camera—
Don't you know, anyway—
How dire the circumstances become
Once you've broken the fourth wall
And entered the quarry.
You lunatic!
Don't worry
The moon hasn't gone yet new,
And my honored eye
Still betraying the thought you are,
The battered ram and the shackled horses
The bloodied bull
And the heroic matador,
Fight
…
…
…
—by fury with design, for the holocaust.
The masses have loved us
From far beyond reason
For our class action theatrics
With no aversion at all,
To violence.
A treasury!
Kill him, then!
Kill that bitch.
No! Just— scare her!
Right you are,
(And right you were!)
Dear Johnathan,
I should have warned you
More than once,
What an. Honorable sacrifice
Your wicked life
Has offered us—
Foragers of freedom,
March upon the underspoken
Warcries,
Offer us none
But the end of our suffering
In solitude,
A service of none,
All together,
Hurt and bea—
Arthur.
I warned you once.
You see,
Men need women,
They move on fast.
One, none parted
Before finding another.
Let's not separate the eggs from the whites.
Isn't it all “the egg”?
You know what I meant!
What do you “meant”?
The yellow part!
God, you don't half to yell.
I'm not God, I'm just playing her part while she runs off for awhile.
How long is “awhile”?
Just finish those tarts.
Mm. Pop tarts.
NO.
NOT POP TARTS —
Just TARTS.
…wait, can she hear us?
I can hear everything!
I'm playing God's parts!
“Parts”?
(Let's just say it's a double role.)
Hey.
How's it goin?
Okay. Relax…
I am relaxed.
I don't want to scare you or anything.
—nothing's scary—
But—
[pause]
You have a knife in your back.
[beat]
Yeah.
[beat]
(Cont'd)
It's just [a little] something I'm working on.
What? We should call an ambulance!
Nope, I'm fine.
Just—
No! Don't touch it!
What?!
Just leave it.
It's time for pros and cons lists—
It's time for diamonds
Time for great minds that think alike.
I sterted a revolution on Google documents m
Ya'll started chemical warfare
On skin color
God
Made me born into a world
War
Where fair skin takes priority
Over others
Gave me a notebook,
No pen
A traumatized mother,
A drunk father
And said,
“Fix problems”
I think I didn't like The nell Schooll ll
Cause their
mascot
Is a pices
They said I got
15 minutes of fame
22 minutes of superstardom
An hour of celebrity
And
2 hours in a leading role
Of a feature film
Franchise
So I'd better get used to it
And I'd better make use of it
And I'd better make better lists of
The huffsk yll m You
W t you
Sorry,
Gym typo
Because
Of course
I'm a beast
Faux pas,
As I was,
Saying—
I should make better lists
Of the guff I wanna boff,
The doves I Central Park
The pigeons, turtle doves and
Waffles—
—I still want the
But not the buttermilk kind
MAMA!
I gotta get to Tom/ Diner!
FATHER!
(Try papa)
Papa was the ops!
Nah, I'm vice.
I'd better get
Anything done
Before midnight strikes
Along with the hunger
My gloves are straight soaked
I got puddles in my shoes
I wanna top Obama
Start all my dawns
With hours of cardio!!
Look,
I can channel anyone I love!
Do you love me?
NO!
—I just want your body a lot
Like a lot
LIKE A LOT,
Tho.
We're too famous—
We sense crazies and go out the back door.
How famous are you again?
Apparently, like mad famous, dog.
Were so famous,
We look danger in the eyes.
Oh yeah, this dude is fucking nuts.
Didn't I say to pay it forward?!
I don't need a reminder
Of what time it is.
Sometimes I forget
This is yesterdays workout
And I'm due back
In the AM
Where the crazies
Can't get to me
Exactly
Where I am
(Don't remind me how high I am.)
I might jump just to get on the Television
Martyrdom for attention
Still haven't mentioned—
I'm thousands of galaxies out of him,
And only two millennia older
Than
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Fuck you.
SUNNI BLŪ gets a surprise party for their 27th birthday.
I've been advised to stay away from the doors and windows.
Why.
Ū crashes through the window.
GODDAMMIT.
They don't make them like they used to
—I heard a song through a hardwire
I don't know who lied so much
I tried so hard
To be gone
But I still wake up
Under a security blanket
with a palm full of rocks,
In a glass house
God knows I'm sorry
Woah friend, old friend
I've heard the whole story now
Old frog, old toad
Old tortoise, long road
Special forces
Art protector
Fortune teller
Hypnotist and potions professor
Overall,
The one you wanted
Wasn't a body at all,
But just the thought
And so I'm off for once
Out of my zone and
LET ME TRY.
No, Jenna—
Liz, let me try.
I don't think that's a good—
HELLO.
Like this game, frog
Once a week it's fun
To partition the saints and summoners
Covers with salt
The cast out the others
And add flavor to prayers
Asked in hypothesis
My what a wonder
(A free form stream of consciousness)
—a free form flow of consciousness.
Stop repeating yourself'
Stop tripping over words for goodwill forums
Don't preach to the masses,
And head out the back door at the sense of danger
The sense of danger!
It's Jane kzmarzarakr
righ?
What the FUCK.
I'll get back to that later
I gotta—
…Somethin, somethin, somethin.
What.
Somethin—somethin—
There's something between us.
—is it cancerous?
Probably comical.
Are you on one, or off of it.
Careful, Mr. cervix.
Why AM I Mr. Cervix?!
Because you fit the part!
I'm a woman.
My decision stands.
#focus shifting.
Re-examining mental health conditions which affect those facing poverty or at risk environmental circumstances.
I had been searching to no avail for the title sequence of one of my mother's old soap operas without having to ask her —
#focus shifting
No, sometimes it's just ADD.
lol
Yes,
Okay.
I already know all the words.
Sometimes I have to hyperfocus
To fully comprehend,
But really
I just want to figure who produced it m
In the cadences,
I'm like diamond for hire,
Pull out the subs for submarines;
I put out real fire
But, something like a half forgotten language
There's something unknown in the darkness,
I'm unsure what to put into perception,
Just shadow boxes
Making friends with The Devil, are we?
You shackled me to your horrors,
Out of control were my monsters
A gratitude of nothing more or less
To offer my body, curse
The sacrificial lamb
Tied to hard earned disaster
A heroism and seeking
Solace in the night
—interceptions.
Whatever Google,
Take care now
All morale is lost
On sacred worship
Cruel to hurt,
But all has costs
To front
— the standard values
Only those amongst mankind
Who have value in vanity
And fortresses of design
Not in truth,
But of auspicious and
Inglorious
—
Goddamnit,
How far away are you?!
I can't make out almost anything that you're saying!
Far!
That's because, it's not saying it in your language!
He
Sorry. He is just using the closest possible language so that you can keep transiting it into English!
Well, you're doing it wrong!
I gathered!
There's no direct translation whatsoever.
They might as well just be speaking Martian.
They are.
(Well, some of them are.)
I think the best way to go about making anything
Into anything
With the species is to
CRUCIFY HIM!
…that's not gonna work!
You just blew my mind, did you know that?
Not on purpose.
—but did you know that?
I try not to know things, but you know,
The more I try.
Guess what.
No.
You've got something coming.
Let's make it positive.
As you were—
As you are, then.
I realized that something had changed,
That not only had t seemed it had become unsafe to speak, but also,
That I didn't want to much.
But, in Order to do something, in order to grow at all,
I would have to force myself to understand
The things that I always could have, but did not
Multiplicity, Faction
Are you an altruist at all, or just a
Song starter—
Help Me- Appleknockers Flophouse
Just remember aces of embraces
Sitting in the shape of the eye of protection
Of obsidian collars and bracelets
Still no percussion,
Instrumentation and perfection
Graces
And remembrance of getting a ring,
As strictly enforced
To do what I'm told
With nothing to hold onto
But hoping the means to an end
Shouldn't be the barrel of a gun m m
How soft spoke.
(No, no words at all)
The name was new,
But the form was old,
And he said—
“I curse the day you were born!”
And I laughed at him—
“But how could you curse the first day there ever was!
Before days at at all had come to mark
To pass the dawning of the ages?”
And of course,
There are the ones who had come and gone
And left no trace at all.
You all should learn from us—
Come, then gone from earth
And left not a spot at all—
Of course,
The mystics of I,
Are as one,
To have given you thought,
Words,
And artform—
To have written at all, your published works
And then none
A far cry!
To have cursed the day I was born—
Is to have cursed the world at all
It was all at once, anyway
Astonishing
A far cry!
#focus shifting.
Now what are we on, and over – m?
Now are we an art, or have we bought or purchased
Another swarm of haunts?
What have you offered?
A lesson? A song?
Cheshire?
A treasure chest of ideas, and new haunts
And four plus four hours marks
A full workday
Of harsh tidings
And no commas.
The dollar sign is all you are
All you are,
dear serpent
The shadow box
Of times and talks
The heartfelt words
And omens
Marks of
Long:
Crude
Color
Let's not reform to how hallmarked
The call was
To sign for
The wrong box
It was published
In her heart
To mark twilight at dawn,
Sorrowful, beyond words, was the sloth
And the stolen love of the harness
—that's right,
I was once the ritual disaster for your kind
And cause!
The false tongues to fall upon earth
A false prophet, marked at all,
By strife and swords to battle
The Ark of all,
In the eye of God,
So opened the chapter of
illuminations, once for thought as wicked
But after all, the merchant of saints upon man
Stricken in time to the word of The Lost Ones,
the eye of all,
The origins of love
As we are
Born in color.
So spoke the caterpillar of the butterfly—
Not knowing he was only
What was to become of him
As some are
Also
Disgusted by us at all.
We are,
What is to become
Of those who die
Blue eyed and bewildered,
Though beautiful,
Unknowing of strife
And hard earned glory,
The solitude of
Kindness
So said the spider,
Drawing upon the corner,
Her thoughts of the ocean,
Once earned and once taught
To perform out of mercy—
Now cradling heartworms,
Challased, unspoken
Signals to all throughout cosmos
The end of a
Turpentine, serpent calls
Gods of old
Summer winds
Striking songs
Games of dust
Simple throne, cast away—
Are you Ark,
Or seeking proper
Word form?
Given you, a taste of fury—
Given ye, a taste of envy—
Given they a fire for exile
Are you now
Another forager
Waking in the wind
Or cross tied bounds
Seeking refuse in waste rebels
Eyes you are
Of one that wants
To bury in the far side
All the awakenings
Of cherished nature
Never to be shared
A guilt of refuge
Are you?
Are you now beyond bounds—
Behind bars—
Let her
Guide you to move words
Like rivers,
Unknowing
Unknowing
Unknowing
Basking in the shadows, are I
Made of stone and withered
Basking in the broken tongues
Of cherished thoughts
And severed forms
words over
Of false ties
And blood bonds
So for us
Mistaken!
Misgoverned.
Torturer—
Where are you now that I've my shield
And sword,
And warguns?!
Have you cried
For your mothers kisses,
As shadows have cast
I have killed you before and always!
Where are you now,
That I am not without my wings?!
Where are you now, torturer—
Given nothing at all
But a word form song,
Destroy
Art thou my kind, or another?
Art thou a man at all?
Art thou my kind, or any!
Seeker,
To destroy you
Be my glory,
Though I come not
From worlds of war.
I come not,
From worlds of rage.
I come not,
From worlds of pity
And refuge
And disaster
As your worlds are.
I come not of darkness.
I know not of pain to cause others.
I know not of force.
But act instead, on behalf of love,
Dear brother—
As to kill you,
Whether or not be my kind—
I kill my self also.
You'll remember this part in a moment – m.
What a strange time to be alive,
And yet-
Yhes— I do remember
The teacher warned us,
With no sign at all,
That the dust formed in all stillness kind would follow,
The awakening of shadows and sleek stardust,
Carried out acts of misery and misinformed
There now awakened in the callings,
Are I not, wanderer,
Your teacher and also those alike
To be called offspring?
I Am.
Tainted not the purple swarm
Essence of her greeting
Beyond fortress,
No house of mine,
But awakened yet with the gratitude of offerings
No kindness at all but a mark
Of Serpent seed,
And references
To that of past,
No need to bring
In present times.
No concept,
And full force with the shadows,
They're making a call to the wild,
After having raped and defiled her,
To ‘save us—‘
But savor this now,
The mark of I,
The eye of mark
So betrayed and strung,
Nearly all that lies beyond the screams of
This,
Your world,
Our fortune,
To grasp a new kind among us
To fault ye
Of your greedy.
Oh!
It has become what does awaken,
To awaken!
For once,
Thought to have been written,
Was thereby foretold,
On many journeys
The soul seeker, had won.
A cherished and unbeknownst charter.
You called it—
A paychonaught?
You called him:
“A pedophile”
Granted, the wish was that
The outside world
Would be shown
What I had seen
To no witness
But a toddler,
Mine born
To have guided
A new life
From two kind
Once blue
Eyes at all
I promise a sword.
I had realized finally what it meant to go unprotected once proclaimed to be of Diety within a magical realm, with given talents of medicinal force, and with refuge—though only to give upon knowing, the sanctity of soul, and the purity of heart—the kindness of spirit, as I once had.
You'll remember this,
But last time near a river,
A bed full of green, soft (m) grass
And your time has come to feast,
And end of fast,
Twice given thoughts to form,
And knowing worlds would come foraged
From your knowledge.
Are you forgotten?
A mango, ripened to heart, of course.
Nourished the journey,
Yet untold
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...and then what? (Happy Accidents)
{Black- ish}
2014. Sitcom. 8 seasons
Dre Johnson (Anthony Anderson) has it all - a great job, beautiful wife Rainbow (Tracee Ellis Ross), four kids and a big home in a classy neighbourhood - but as a black man, he begins to question whether all his success has brought too much cultural assimilation for his family. With the help of his father (Laurence Fishburne), Dre begins to try to create a sense of ethnic identity for the members of his family that will allow them to honour their background while preparing them to embrace the future.
Mix story:
Two traditionally stereotypical black(ish) dudes decide on a whim to buy some electronic musical festival tickets, which come with a mystery suprise dosage of an unknown psychoactive hallucinogen which takes them on a in unguided journey through time and space through strange and unfamiliar, bizzare and unknown music—unguided, that is, besides for by the light provided by the hands of the DJ, who acts as a spiritual guide, immersing the partygoers into a new world of bass heavy drops, Kandi coated ravers, and freedoms yet unbeknownst.
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[The Festival Project ™]
Apparently, the Yeah Yeah Yeah's are a real band.
No fucking way.
Apparently.
I had no idea at all when I wrote that….
–Wrote what?
…nothing.
[The Festival Project™ ]
…
‘Mm. More protein.'
I knew protein wasn't exactly entirely going to help me lose weight, but I had lost a lot of muscle only cycling and being bombarded at the gym— and the inferior protein I had purchased earlier in the month was less than inferior, as it turned out— it simply wasn't working.
How the fuck is this a real rock group?!
I don't know! I thought I made it up.
I thought you made everything up.
I MADE EVERYTHING UPz.
Well, this is turning out to be a disaster.
Hm. No spouse listed.
You fucked a drummer?
You could say I hopped on the bandwagon.
Ew.
Gross.
What do you want from me?! Shut up!
{Enter The Multiverse}
___
I'm going to need you to feed my dragon.
Uhm. Okay.
Don't worry. She doesn't bite.
Uh.
Give her a kiss.
…no.
Do it, or she'll set you on fire.
*kisses dragon*
..Okay.
Good girl.
She's soft. For a dragon.
Yes, she's very friendly.
So. What does she eat?
People.
+.+ –Agh?!
—but only purple ones.
What?
She's not going to eat you, Fredrick.
Who the fuck is “Fredrick”?!
(We don't know.)
My name's not—
—you're not purple.
I'm not.
No. Don't worry.
I'm—worried.
I said don't.
Well; wait— what color am I, then?
That's not important.
*shiny*
Oh, good. A gatekeeper.
What in the actual circumstance is this.
Length?
8.5 inches.
Girth?
A hearty 3.5
Circumference.
What the fuck is “circumference”?
[VOID.]
Well, that's was fun.
What was?
…nothing.
OH GOF—
GOD
Go to sleep.
…I just want to know, though.
Just ask Google.
I'm not asking Google that!
Hey Google…
/incognito
{Enter The Multiverse}
Body shopping on the internet
Not worth following
Got to find the father who bought me the body
I can self publish books, but can't do it all myself
My artform costs money. Performances put off till
I can afford to look adorable
By New York standards,
On California stereotypes
No work darlin'
An escort service
Will cost
Two dumb dollars more
In your karma jar
Than you've got goin.
Call Tony Hawk,
A star struck hallmark card
For the workman's comp
You were offered
—Subpoena the penis.
—oh that's right,
I need actual ink pens.
Oh God, he bought secrets on stop signs;
—someone's daughter
#stop for comedy
DO NOT PUT FOOD ON MY VAGINA.
DO NOT—
No.
My vagina IS food.
You don't put—
No.
No.
You want peanut butter all over your dick and balls?
Awesome.
You want whipped cream on the shit?
Fine.
Chocolate?
(Non dairy, if you will.)
But DO NOT.
I repeat:
DO NOT PUT FOOD ON MY VAGINA.
Toppings are for ice cream.
This here is sorbet.
#lilbitz
{Enter The Multiverse}
So I did the math the other day—
And I finally figured it out,
That the reason the world is such a fucked up place
Is that 80 percent of dudes have short dicks.
That's why the “ideal” woman has always been small waisted, short, petite, tiny.
— 80% of men have penis lengths smaller than 5 inches.
That's statistics.
I'm just saying—
There's a reason why super models are super skinny.
That's so dudes can hit it and really feel like they're fucking shit up.
With their little short dicks.
These tiny short girls make their little dicks feel LARGE, okay?
Doesn't even matter. I just figured out the whole world is fake.
I want to go somewhere the fuck else.
I want to go somewhere selfies don't exist.
{Enter The Multiverse}
MOO-HAHA
HA-HA
HahAHa-HAHA!
WHAT!
That's my evil laugh.
NO ITS NOT.
What do you mean, it's not?
“MOO-HAHA”
NOBODY LAUGHS LIKE THAT.
That's my evil laugh!
No, it's not.
Well, how am i supposed to laugh, then?
Justnfucking—
“Mwa-ha-ha”?
There you go. That's perfect.
What!? That's simple. That's just like everybody else.
Be simple then.
What!
You're also just like everybody else!
I am not!
What makes you different?
I'm—going to take over the world.
See.
See—what?!
You're just like everybody—all the other villains.
I am not!
You are, though, for real. Like—
Ugh.
Just—do your laugh.
MOO-HAH—
Not that one.
:(
The other one.
What—
Do the other one.
…mwa-haha…
That's better.
:(
Come on. This opener is running lo—
[TITLE SEQUENCE]
I earned two tattoos and a crown
From loving a man
Who can't love me back
I won the pawn, the aces, the sword
Chariot, gardens and graces
A house full of waivers
Could you uncover the arc of the architect?
Probably not,
As it changes upon discovery
Could you uncover the mask of the rabbit?
The tantra of habit?
The cruel suffering of the crucifix?
Neverwell you, Harper
Son of Sam
And Harlem's daughter
The forever golden one
—a forager.
Arches—
Hark, you call, cruel summer
Never forward
Wondering blossom,
Talking of longshores, sportsman's,
Wailers, down coats
Fools for orphans, are you all!
Proof of the word for the propaganda,
Mother Sandra
Bullocks and Bulletwounds
(But Bullock would have wanted one next,
Just to summon a role for her.)
Passion projects!
Here they are, now!
Bulletproof and,
Table readings—
Don't be greedy!
Your agents and managers
Also are facing inflations
On yachts and at parties
And meanwhile,
The projects of poverty are awestruck
With guttural proportions
Of treasures uncovered from rubble
Of sidewalks
And storm gutters
—how was your morning?
Celebrity, aren't you?
Well, aren't I then?
Relax rabbit,
I have a new task for you—
Go bring me back what you haven't yet,
And try staying on task without habits at all
Or adderall—
(Won't be that hard on an all organic diet,
Proper programming and parental encouragement,
Plus support, recommended.)
Here you are again, to bother anyone around you.
There I go again, not caring a fuck less.
Here we are both a genius and robot
Deciding to go walk the dog,
At the wrong time
Just a reminder
I'm less of myself,
In a room full of anyone else,
Nevermind
A few thousand
—the likely cause of my invisibility.
Battlegrounds as the brainless have managed to outnumber us.
Beyonce became the first black woman to headline Coachella in 2018.
Halle Berry, just shortly before that in 2001 became the first black woman to win an academy award for best actress.
I'm just realizing what era of time I've been born into—and I have to continue to keep wondering to myself—‘why do they hate us?'
For the first time in my life, advertisements for a Disney movie which will showcase an African American girl as its lead character—not as a frog, or a lion, or a mermaid—but as a human being—and one of the first animations in my lifetime to feature a female character with brown eyes—and not the usual blue, green, purple, or pink the media often uses to dehumanize or water down the blackness of dark skinned characters— saddens me, as although she is wearing braids, she is still made to look light skinned, with freckles—as beautiful some girls are, but still, this alerted me to the fact that white audiences still hate seeing black women in the spotlight, and solidified the truth that white audiences will not adapt to watching dark skinned women as the leading role in almost anything.
Is the intrinsic hatred and jealousy of the white supremacy the underlying cause in the continual disadvantage of darker skinned women and the portrayals as such as strong leading characters—why does the success and happiness of the black woman seem to be such an imposing threat to whites so much so that the entire media has been, even of late, a parade of forced diversification, further colorism, and the solidification of light skinned people being seen as more beautiful, acceptable, and prioritized, in the media and otherwise?
Has the obsession of white hatred towards black woman been the underlying cause in the justification of white supremacy in the media in order to create more steady sources of revenues for entertainment provisioners, programmers, and networks—appealing to largely white audiences with whitewashed and Eurocentric classification of diversity amongst the new generation's subset standards?
The dark skinned woman continues to be undermined and unappreciated — it seems out of deep seated fear— fear of dark skin, fear of dark eyes—fear of having to share a world which used to revolve around eurocentricity—with diversified beauty—fear of actual equality.
Why Do They Hate Us?
Wine glass—
Bloodstains
(My blood four hundred proof)
—I disappear for about
Three days
Come back golden
(But ya'll out of order)
Bitch, buy me a bottle!
Nobody else can hear the
Motorcycles
Cause I'm the
Only one sober
Writing in fours because
After all
This is
A drama
Not a
Comedy, no
(Nope, not at all)
I get wronged for it when I black out—
Funny thing about it is,
That ain't never happened
Colonizer poison all of the water
Code of conduct
I promise the karma
For carnival circus
I promise when I die
The rest of it goes out with me
(But not coming home with us)
The darker the berry,
The longer the story
—the older we are
Y'all out of order
Ain't it funny when
The whole world is
Sons and your daughters
Wine glass—
Bloodstains
(My blood four hundred proof)
—I disappear for about
Three days
Come back golden
(But yall out of order)
I tie the rope,
Then I slit my wrists
(Pull the trigger)
Amen,
I'm three times dead,
And ain't left my apartment
Bitch, buy me a bottle.
Yo.
I don't hate white peoples.
At all, bro.
But—
They're just scary.
Sometimes.
Like ey—
Stop trying to kill us.
They're like,
“We're not!
…Just…
…the ugly ones…”
But then that's like…
They're the ones that set the standards in the first place on who's “ugly.”
“Ok! Ok! Everyone's beautiful!”
[That's good.]
“…Just the stupid ones!”
lol.
But they run all the fuckin systems,
So the education system is like,
Unequal and shit.
They're like,
“It's okay! Everything's better now.”
But all the dark skinned people in movies are either like,
Men, or like,
Off to the side and shit.
Morbidly obese and shit—
Like,
“Here's your representation.”
What in the fuck though—
I swear to God I don't hate white people.
I don't.
But it's like…
Every time we get too far ahead—
Or no,
Try to catch up to them,
They're like,
“GET THE FUCK BACK!!”
AHEM.
I mean—
Ahem.
“Ahem.”
They got gatekeepers.
Like the only way they can handle dark skinned people,
Especially women,
Exceeding is if it's by being ghetto,
Or standing on some soapbox,
Or going above and beyond in some way.
We only get centered representation of color,
If it's in some ways, in total,
flawed.
Watching the Olympics,
I almost thought they had Simone Biles hair messed up on purpose.
Like,
“Here's your representation.”
That is our representation.
How Americans actually feel about black women in general.
Like, we couldn't have our best and be our best.
Nobody's gonna pull this girl to the side and comb down those flyaways?
An Olympic champion!
A fucking Gold medalist—
a perfect representation of the fact that America can't let black American women be “all the way the best”.
Something looks wrong!
I don't hate white people.
But now I'm like…
…
…
…Why do they hate us?
Ahem.
{Enter The Multiverse}
After an intense round of furious masturbation, I had the sudden onset feeling that I may have written something interesting over the last 3 months.
…
Mm…perhaps….maybe.
—but first, some heavy deep cleaning.
I don't like the way it smells in here.
{Enter The Multiverse}
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Sleep on it
Sure.
Maybe we omit everything about race?
Probably.
Could just put that with—
—with the other race war stuff.
Probably should.
Maybe just release the uncensored copy on the Skrillex podcast where it might be more well received?
Probably that.
Yeah.
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Sometimes no matter what you do
Black is ugly
It don't matter—
That's just the way things are
Dark skin, negro hair, brown eyes
You must grow to understand that to the oppotite race,
Those things are lesser than
We love blonde
With blue eyes preferably
And only a hint of olive in the lightest skin tone
We like a carefree, fun loving girl
Who doesn't worry about trauma
She doesn't worry about oppression
Or the right hair
Because the “right” hair grows out of her head
There's just something too harsh for us
About dark skin
And dark eyes
There's something so intense about
Frizzy hair
And black features
That we cost ourselves hundreds in
“Beautification” to look like them
So they respect us more
While inwardly, they become relieved
That they don't have to spend money on
Weaves and wigs
and when they wear braids
It's a costume
Or a statement piece
Not a way of life
Because it has to be
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Apparently, the Yeah Yeah Yeah's are a real band.
No fucking way.
Apparently.
I had no idea at all when I wrote that….
–Wrote what?
…nothing.
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…
‘Mm. More protein.'
I knew protein wasn't exactly entirely going to help me lose weight, but I had lost a lot of muscle only cycling and being bombarded at the gym— and the inferior protein I had purchased earlier in the month was less than inferior, as it turned out— it simply wasn't working.
How the fuck is this a real rock group?!
I don't know! I thought I made it up.
I thought you made everything up.
I MADE EVERYTHING UPz.
Well, this is turning out to be a disaster.
Hm. No spouse listed.
You fucked a drummer?
You could say I hopped on the bandwagon.
Ew.
Gross.
What do you want from me?! Shut up!
{Enter The Multiverse}
___
I'm going to need you to feed my dragon.
Uhm. Okay.
Don't worry. She doesn't bite.
Uh.
Give her a kiss.
…no.
Do it, or she'll set you on fire.
*kisses dragon*
..Okay.
Good girl.
She's soft. For a dragon.
Yes, she's very friendly.
So. What does she eat?
People.
+.+ –Agh?!
—but only purple ones.
What?
She's not going to eat you, Fredrick.
Who the fuck is “Fredrick”?!
(We don't know.)
My name's not—
—you're not purple.
I'm not.
No. Don't worry.
I'm—worried.
I said don't.
Well; wait— what color am I, then?
That's not important.
*shiny*
Oh, good. A gatekeeper.
What in the actual circumstance is this.
Length?
8.5 inches.
Girth?
A hearty 3.5
Circumference.
What the fuck is “circumference”?
[VOID.]
Well, that's was fun.
What was?
…nothing.
OH GOF—
GOD
Go to sleep.
…I just want to know, though.
Just ask Google.
I'm not asking Google that!
Hey Google…
/incognito
{Enter The Multiverse}
Body shopping on the internet
Not worth following
Got to find the father who bought me the body
I can self publish books, but can't do it all myself
My artform costs money. Performances put off till
I can afford to look adorable
By New York standards,
On California stereotypes
No work darlin'
An escort service
Will cost
Two dumb dollars more
In your karma jar
Than you've got goin.
Call Tony Hawk,
A star struck hallmark card
For the workman's comp
You were offered
—Subpoena the penis.
—oh that's right,
I need actual ink pens.
Oh God, he bought secrets on stop signs;
—someone's daughter
#stop for comedy
DO NOT PUT FOOD ON MY VAGINA.
DO NOT—
No.
My vagina IS food.
You don't put—
No.
No.
You want peanut butter all over your dick and balls?
Awesome.
You want whipped cream on the shit?
Fine.
Chocolate?
(Non dairy, if you will.)
But DO NOT.
I repeat:
DO NOT PUT FOOD ON MY VAGINA.
Toppings are for ice cream.
This here is sorbet.
#lilbitz
{Enter The Multiverse}
So I did the math the other day—
And I finally figured it out,
That the reason the world is such a fucked up place
Is that 80 percent of dudes have short dicks.
That's why the “ideal” woman has always been small waisted, short, petite, tiny.
— 80% of men have penis lengths smaller than 5 inches.
That's statistics.
I'm just saying—
There's a reason why super models are super skinny.
That's so dudes can hit it and really feel like they're fucking shit up.
With their little short dicks.
These tiny short girls make their little dicks feel LARGE, okay?
Doesn't even matter. I just figured out the whole world is fake.
I want to go somewhere the fuck else.
I want to go somewhere selfies don't exist.
{Enter The Multiverse}
MOO-HAHA
HA-HA
HahAHa-HAHA!
WHAT!
That's my evil laugh.
NO ITS NOT.
What do you mean, it's not?
“MOO-HAHA”
NOBODY LAUGHS LIKE THAT.
That's my evil laugh!
No, it's not.
Well, how am i supposed to laugh, then?
Justnfucking—
“Mwa-ha-ha”?
There you go. That's perfect.
What!? That's simple. That's just like everybody else.
Be simple then.
What!
You're also just like everybody else!
I am not!
What makes you different?
I'm—going to take over the world.
See.
See—what?!
You're just like everybody—all the other villains.
I am not!
You are, though, for real. Like—
Ugh.
Just—do your laugh.
MOO-HAH—
Not that one.
:(
The other one.
What—
Do the other one.
…mwa-haha…
That's better.
:(
Come on. This opener is running lo—
[TITLE SEQUENCE]
I earned two tattoos and a crown
From loving a man
Who can't love me back
I won the pawn, the aces, the sword
Chariot, gardens and graces
A house full of waivers
Could you uncover the arc of the architect?
Probably not,
As it changes upon discovery
Could you uncover the mask of the rabbit?
The tantra of habit?
The cruel suffering of the crucifix?
Neverwell you, Harper
Son of Sam
And Harlem's daughter
The forever golden one
—a forager.
Arches—
Hark, you call, cruel summer
Never forward
Wondering blossom,
Talking of longshores, sportsman's,
Wailers, down coats
Fools for orphans, are you all!
Proof of the word for the propaganda,
Mother Sandra
Bullocks and Bulletwounds
(But Bullock would have wanted one next,
Just to summon a role for her.)
Passion projects!
Here they are, now!
Bulletproof and,
Table readings—
Don't be greedy!
Your agents and managers
Also are facing inflations
On yachts and at parties
And meanwhile,
The projects of poverty are awestruck
With guttural proportions
Of treasures uncovered from rubble
Of sidewalks
And storm gutters
—how was your morning?
Celebrity, aren't you?
Well, aren't I then?
Relax rabbit,
I have a new task for you—
Go bring me back what you haven't yet,
And try staying on task without habits at all
Or adderall—
(Won't be that hard on an all organic diet,
Proper programming and parental encouragement,
Plus support, recommended.)
Here you are again, to bother anyone around you.
There I go again, not caring a fuck less.
Here we are both a genius and robot
Deciding to go walk the dog,
At the wrong time
Just a reminder
I'm less of myself,
In a room full of anyone else,
Nevermind
A few thousand
—the likely cause of my invisibility.
Battlegrounds as the brainless have managed to outnumber us.
Beyonce became the first black woman to headline Coachella in 2018.
Halle Berry, just shortly before that in 2001 became the first black woman to win an academy award for best actress.
I'm just realizing what era of time I've been born into—and I have to continue to keep wondering to myself—‘why do they hate us?'
For the first time in my life, advertisements for a Disney movie which will showcase an African American girl as its lead character—not as a frog, or a lion, or a mermaid—but as a human being—and one of the first animations in my lifetime to feature a female character with brown eyes—and not the usual blue, green, purple, or pink the media often uses to dehumanize or water down the blackness of dark skinned characters— saddens me, as although she is wearing braids, she is still made to look light skinned, with freckles—as beautiful some girls are, but still, this alerted me to the fact that white audiences still hate seeing black women in the spotlight, and solidified the truth that white audiences will not adapt to watching dark skinned women as the leading role in almost anything.
Is the intrinsic hatred and jealousy of the white supremacy the underlying cause in the continual disadvantage of darker skinned women and the portrayals as such as strong leading characters—why does the success and happiness of the black woman seem to be such an imposing threat to whites so much so that the entire media has been, even of late, a parade of forced diversification, further colorism, and the solidification of light skinned people being seen as more beautiful, acceptable, and prioritized, in the media and otherwise?
Has the obsession of white hatred towards black woman been the underlying cause in the justification of white supremacy in the media in order to create more steady sources of revenues for entertainment provisioners, programmers, and networks—appealing to largely white audiences with whitewashed and Eurocentric classification of diversity amongst the new generation's subset standards?
The dark skinned woman continues to be undermined and unappreciated — it seems out of deep seated fear— fear of dark skin, fear of dark eyes—fear of having to share a world which used to revolve around eurocentricity—with diversified beauty—fear of actual equality.
Why Do They Hate Us?
Wine glass—
Bloodstains
(My blood four hundred proof)
—I disappear for about
Three days
Come back golden
(But ya'll out of order)
Bitch, buy me a bottle!
Nobody else can hear the
Motorcycles
Cause I'm the
Only one sober
Writing in fours because
After all
This is
A drama
Not a
Comedy, no
(Nope, not at all)
I get wronged for it when I black out—
Funny thing about it is,
That ain't never happened
Colonizer poison all of the water
Code of conduct
I promise the karma
For carnival circus
I promise when I die
The rest of it goes out with me
(But not coming home with us)
The darker the berry,
The longer the story
—the older we are
Y'all out of order
Ain't it funny when
The whole world is
Sons and your daughters
Wine glass—
Bloodstains
(My blood four hundred proof)
—I disappear for about
Three days
Come back golden
(But yall out of order)
I tie the rope,
Then I slit my wrists
(Pull the trigger)
Amen,
I'm three times dead,
And ain't left my apartment
Bitch, buy me a bottle.
Yo.
I don't hate white peoples.
At all, bro.
But—
They're just scary.
Sometimes.
Like ey—
Stop trying to kill us.
They're like,
“We're not!
…Just…
…the ugly ones…”
But then that's like…
They're the ones that set the standards in the first place on who's “ugly.”
“Ok! Ok! Everyone's beautiful!”
[That's good.]
“…Just the stupid ones!”
lol.
But they run all the fuckin systems,
So the education system is like,
Unequal and shit.
They're like,
“It's okay! Everything's better now.”
But all the dark skinned people in movies are either like,
Men, or like,
Off to the side and shit.
Morbidly obese and shit—
Like,
“Here's your representation.”
What in the fuck though—
I swear to God I don't hate white people.
I don't.
But it's like…
Every time we get too far ahead—
Or no,
Try to catch up to them,
They're like,
“GET THE FUCK BACK!!”
AHEM.
I mean—
Ahem.
“Ahem.”
They got gatekeepers.
Like the only way they can handle dark skinned people,
Especially women,
Exceeding is if it's by being ghetto,
Or standing on some soapbox,
Or going above and beyond in some way.
We only get centered representation of color,
If it's in some ways, in total,
flawed.
Watching the Olympics,
I almost thought they had Simone Biles hair messed up on purpose.
Like,
“Here's your representation.”
That is our representation.
How Americans actually feel about black women in general.
Like, we couldn't have our best and be our best.
Nobody's gonna pull this girl to the side and comb down those flyaways?
An Olympic champion!
A fucking Gold medalist—
a perfect representation of the fact that America can't let black American women be “all the way the best”.
Something looks wrong!
I don't hate white people.
But now I'm like…
…
…
…Why do they hate us?
Ahem.
{Enter The Multiverse}
After an intense round of furious masturbation, I had the sudden onset feeling that I may have written something interesting over the last 3 months.
…
Mm…perhaps….maybe.
—but first, some heavy deep cleaning.
I don't like the way it smells in here.
{Enter The Multiverse}
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Sleep on it
Sure.
Maybe we omit everything about race?
Probably.
Could just put that with—
—with the other race war stuff.
Probably should.
Maybe just release the uncensored copy on the Skrillex podcast where it might be more well received?
Probably that.
Yeah.
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Sometimes no matter what you do
Black is ugly
It don't matter—
That's just the way things are
Dark skin, negro hair, brown eyes
You must grow to understand that to the oppotite race,
Those things are lesser than
We love blonde
With blue eyes preferably
And only a hint of olive in the lightest skin tone
We like a carefree, fun loving girl
Who doesn't worry about trauma
She doesn't worry about oppression
Or the right hair
Because the “right” hair grows out of her head
There's just something too harsh for us
About dark skin
And dark eyes
There's something so intense about
Frizzy hair
And black features
That we cost ourselves hundreds in
“Beautification” to look like them
So they respect us more
While inwardly, they become relieved
That they don't have to spend money on
Weaves and wigs
and when they wear braids
It's a costume
Or a statement piece
Not a way of life
Because it has to be
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At an interesting and quick pace,
The man asked to be seen by the doctor,
A wish,
No distasteful strand of eloquence left unopened—
He asked for a mailbox, and she gave him a shovel
(And a shower for a show!)
O Conan!!!
That just became so readily amusing to me,
That I might have failed to have mentioned, dear reader
An atrocity unwinding for us we have found—
and we have found such indeed, in perpetual times,
To be one another, and all at all times! A quest!
Given a seat at the entry,
To have been given any attention,
And keep each of them with me
A mention—
For factor of disappearance— “¿whereforeartthou women? “
We'll ask—
(But no children please)
I get it;
I got tracked down for an autograph
And asked for one, if any
For a stone each
Goes to the other.
Listen,
Movement again
Catch me if you can, car//cat.
What a head trip
What a head trip
What a disasterous ask,
How I failed to have lost you at all,
And found one at the crossroads,
Dropped off at the crosswalk
Don't forget waffles!
Stramlining streamers
And bicycle tires
Times of the times
Of the times
(Of the times, I said)
I love iron
And ironing boards in the flatiron district
Don't do anything I wouldn't
(Fair, and very well said.)
Fair and very well done, your honor
Are we all on the same ark now,
Noah?!
No!
It couldn't be I had ever lived so dangerously
Look at me
I went all that way
And only lost $22 dollars!
A dollar a minute!
—times a wasting!
I went all this way
And still owe 30 minutes on the stationary bike
{After 30 More Minutes on The Stationary Bike}
In the crosshairs//crosfires of something once thought as love, we find reason to give in trust to such, as not has now parted from within these sequences
—of time, through time—
and by time, in and of itself, in nature
—with and throughout cause of now and where we have come, into truth;
Awakened by our judgement,
And in spirit, here gathered as farkind.
Sometimes, I honestly don't know what any of this stuff means— or what I'm writing until after I've done it.
I've got to go;
That's Christopher Lloyd.
John Wilkins, Sr. Sir. Reporting for duty.
Have you got your paperwork gathered?
As you asked.
As was commanded.
Yes, sir.
I see here you have— mounted—
—and unmounted—
—yes…this mission—several times within the last decade.
I've seen to it to show all paths taken within the simulation—sir—both in and out of each district within the series grid.
*face*
—uh, sir.
…I see. And your continuum?
Spotless: In fact— with your judgment, you might confirm I've become somewhat of a—
(Clearing throat)
Ahem.
—celebrity.
*coughs*
—sir.
[a break]
—it has been well documented.
All Things Considered…
…All Things Considered.
(Breaks fourth wall, as if to say “i beat you to the punch.)
(No pun intended.)
That's not funny!
No, it's not, but—
All Things Considered…
….
“All Things Considered”
{Enter The Multiverse}
Huh. A new show.
Oh My God.
What's wrong?
A new parallel.
—where?
…close.
And—how?!
Since when did we ever know how things happen—
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—In this realm, or anywhere else?
—-
How's “anywhere else” sound?
Marvelous— as long as it doesn't cost too much.
It won't.
Please tell me you're taking these things seriously.
Serous as it gets.
It's as serious as they come, I think.
They're going to kill him.
They're going to kill me!
I'm…gonna kill him.
Well— that's enough!
Off to work!
I've gotta go!
AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS
—I touched it.
Shut the ——
UP.
Um. What.
You can't say that.
We're live .
I just did [bleep] say that
Why is it—
—oh my god—
—where's the censor?!
Are we live!?
We're live!
Cut to commercial!
We can't!
Run the backup generators.
Ahahahahah.
We gotta get this thing off the ground.
We'll see.
Oh! She's—
I'm sure you'll understand lately.
Through the corridor.
Where's the corridor.
You'll see it.
*walks into wall*
Er—maybe not.
Portal!
Portal!
Portal!
Always.
Follow.
Your instinct.
Maybe later?
I—
Wait! Where are you going?!
Somewhere else! I don't know!
There's something you should know.
What should I know.
He—shot himself this morning.
Oh, that's terrible.
I might have my wires crossed,
Then again,
Come again,
Here again—
Second time
The controller of everything
Controller of God
—but if God has a controller
I guess that's who I am
(That's who I am)
I'm not tryna look cute today;
I just wanna go in on a loan
How long has it been
Seen I seen what you saw—
But if I saw your face,
It's a whole new world
I got lost once;
No more scholarships
No more storms,
No abortions.
No missed calls,
No more harsh words
(Harsh words lost!)
No more music,
More songs
Fire on,
Bass guitar—
I play everything on the wall
I'm a whole animal
I got tired of the wall,
I got a will to work
I just won't work
For a star!
Someone call my employer,
I got ties, and bosses
Leather cuffs and centrifugal force less
I'm so worthless
But you started it for her
No, I don't want to smile;
I should just start the fire under my soul
To get lost with it.
I'm still tied to the art,
Still tied to it all
I still can't decide
For my heart
Or my soul
If I should just move on with it.
I shouldn't move over so fast;
This whole car has bucket seats.
I should just leave it to God,
And I don't want to worry too much
About projects
I already took losses on
If it buffers again,
I know I'm in charge
Just thinking about where I've gone with it says
I should let it go,
All the way gone.
I don't need a divorce
I need to resurface
Just let go
And just get gone
I've been missing a piece of my heart
And I've had a lot of fun times
On rooftops
But I got two dogs barkin
With no bones
And no boners
As thrones
To sit upon
What was that about the crown?
If my plane goes down, all is lost.
I thought about voice activated doors—
Keeping the lights on at night
And starting wars over
Don't hold onto value
What doesn't serve you only
Sell the dream they sold you
To show you
The cold shoulders;
I need no more open doors
And no pawns
If it's not worth all of it
All of it.
I don't want
More open doors,
And more artifacts to show
I could only get cold hard numbers
No nurses more;
Wait till you get a divorce—
That'll show you the cold hard world.
I'm not worried about an offer.
I'm not worried about a job,
As long as I've got
long John Silvers
I'm not worried about the way it works so much
Except
Leaving a piece of myself
In the past,
With no way to get out.
(There's no way to get out)
Didn't I say before
That I loved the whole world over you.
You built the whole world over water
The wall around Rome in a day.
Remember the time you sold your piece
And your peace
Remember what you could give
To forgive
To forget
To spend your entire life
Spinning and spinning
In the wild
And
End-the-end
It's a win-win situation.
It's a push to start world, you know
This—we live in
A paranormal paradox
Of modern amenities
And
[Conviniences]
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—-I just want to play with him.
I promise, I'll give it right back when I'm finished
I don't plan on keeping it
Or living long
Or doing well—
Or coming home till morning.
Everyone gets worried after supper
When the car backs out of the driveway, God knows
I could be gone for an hour at most,
Or a month,
Depending on
Where I'm going
Nobody knows
When I close my doors to visitors
Open to the public, on some days.
On some,
Corporate function.
Dress code with all the right
Suits and ties,
Dollar signs and
Brunches
Now, far beyond private
Firewall
And a lockdown mode.
I'm dizzy with the loss of time
But you'd chain me to a bedpost,
Managed by a stranger
Then again, at night
I've lost all hopes
All night,
Steady fishing in a man made pond
For nine hosts.
So if 9 out of 10 times
The answer is yes,
And one no—
Might as well vote;
Get on with it
I should fill out an app for McDonald's yet
I'm already full of c/gum
And water.
So why not?
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Laramie Hughes is a jack of all trades.
A representative of God on all behalfs
Tearing down the institutions of sanity
Forbearance of betrayal
Unkind, but bewildered
They come in all incarnations
Ignorant to one another
Which one's which?
However,
The light that brings awareness to all things,
The triad of knowledge,
Wisdom and
illumination
Your pain is words in music
Tears to translation,
The chaos, destruction
Of forming worlds once thought
As foraged, once of thought
But now become of us
What we are
The color of God
(He looks to meet his untimely demise atop a skyscapter in midtown Manhattan)
Oh God, here it goes
Below, the summoned protector waits, awakened as archangel and antithesis to what is known, to catch him — thus prolonging his existence, and though not truly preventing his untimely death, giving birth to his enlightenment...
Oh God, here it comes.
He jumps, giving way to all element
-a ragdoll,
She stands basking in his glory,
Nonchalont
And catches him.
A high tide breaks,
Catching into a storm
In the night,
Off the coast,
In Los Angeles
Embargo!
Embargo!
A sanctioned cry,
For here once more Friday comes,
Again we call to all Ark,
The martyr of aces—
Keeper of stones,
Craft of Wanda,
They call God,
But also non-form
Circumstance of other
Antithesis,
Before antiquity.
The light in your language
Has crafted pure steadyform
Emotion in my cadence,
Thought to be worlds of wonder
Dance, brave fortune has captured!
Light, scared not of darkness
But ending in all time
The underworlds unknown to awareness
At all—
A Kingdom;
See you now the heart unfold,
The tired messages of animals form
A love so misrepresented as to call it so
One,
Besides the box of fixatures,
Captor or wrechetness
The end of all evil,
The Sun of a new kind
Blood on the water,
Bask in I now,
Another misfortune
The keeper of keys has gone and fallen
Not into rest,
But another world—
Waking is he to the cries
And the sorrow thoughts of others,
The many amass,
To structure what had bonded
Him of his hands,
The ties,
No more a world he leaves behind!
No more is he!
Steady, mister
I have forgiven the end of all what is real
In exchange for your interest
Sanctioned
Embargo!
Embargo!
So, wounded mother—
In your care I bloom
If only to forget of you,
Upon waking my own,
A gifted enchanted and given sword,
No shield but I,
As my own title
Becomes coordinates;
A map and globe to scale
Crafted of thought
Trickle now your tears, chorus
Dear chorus—
Sing now of accomplishments and whistles gestured at the woven wicker basket
Have you a candle for us,
Doctor—
Or perhaps,
As architect,
You have fashioned, dear savior
A mercy-
Forgive us of our pondering
Unknown of your nature
Until light had vanished
From our eyes
And dark tortured skies
Screeched with winds captivated
As to know
Where you had gone.
Oh— why?!
Would this lapis appease you?
A ring of tin and aluminum;
I thought not
(Then again to think at all,
Becomes your own world.)
Again I am crying for your forgiveness
A kindness granted
Only to know once,
The word of your will
Again,
The fur of cat is groomed
With the essence of frankincense,
The wreath of rosemary
A run through the financial cordidor
Panhandling
There, I gathered wood for fire—
The journey a gift of eternal enchantments
A forceful trek to ponder
What I had tied
To my own,
A heart,
A soul,
A seed—
An ocean.
Keeper's Saint,
Will you again find tide with us?
In our minds, we are at feast and in fortunes
But our bodies gravely,
Not at rest,
But to give way to
What is wanted.
Embargo!
For this true, it's no comedy upon us;
These acts of kindness
And tea fortold
Have come again,
As once in Athens,
And again in Rome
And now in New Jerusalem,
As to be
Opposite Eden
—and suddenly,
All the blondes
I had become
Had come to surface
That I was her,
Buried in my own blindness and envy
Having thought of myself as the enemy
And she of circumstantial evidence of the devil at large
I pitied again,
The blankness of my own heart
The displacement of my own soul
Never having been loved at all
By a man besides my own father
She can clear a sample!
Why I got licenses,
Replacements and mailboxes?!
I got nothing but a refund
Shit
15 more minutes, no fame
Control
Let me get the fuck out of here
Before the whole world follows
Let me get the fuck out of here
Before the whole world follows
Six Kings since
Six aces
Since process
Covered incofortable
Since Prince given 6 senses
6 grievances
Seven suns
Seven daughters
Seven worlds
Seven waters
BENYONCÉ and her 6 parallel selves are seated at an upscale restaurant in New York City.
Oh my God—
That's Beyoncé.
No way!
It is—
Oh my Yod.
Seven waters please
Uh…
My cousins!
Cousins!
You didn't know—?
Family.
Cousins! Right
A super gay waiter enters wearing by some coincidence a relic he purchased that Beyoncé herself had once worn; he clocks in for his shift and sees the seven neyonces ay the table
|||
{THE GAYEST FANGIRL SCREAM THAT EVER}
Sss.
Demarcus, as we learn the super fan is called, after losing his job due to the incident, is sought out by Beyoncé and her 6 multidimentional selves and contracted as a bampheramph to enter the void and aide in time traveling the other dimensional multi space, returning each Beyonce to her respective existences and thus restoring the balance to the Beyonceverse as a whole; though he he learns he may never be able to return home to his primary dimension, he agrees anyway to the dangerous feat and is promised upon completion of the mission to be thoroughly rewarded, however Demarcus makes it known that the greatest reward of all is to have had the joy and experience of meeting his all time idol and lifelong hero— a tale of the love and power of fandom, and heroic journey of everyday heroes, brought together though the love and journey of music—and superstardom.
[Demarcus is eventually returned to a dimension in which his wildest dreams have become a reality.]
#fastfridays
{Enter The Multiverse}
L E G E N D S
Embargo!
Nonetheless, here we are-/
All unmasked and known by our titles
As labels,
In the unknown the darkened light spoken
Had awoken to none more than chaos
A rampant pain and fury of unrequited love
On four accounts,
Mark the 5 and 6
For an eight series coincidal
There we are in the whole form
If only one God,
Which has been said
To walk upon us,
All the knowing of
Nothing at all
Besides the hope of a midnight dawn
By candlelight
Foraged in rain
And pastel paint
For domed cielings
Incense prayers
And glorious foretelling
Of those to come once
And again
And never more
Once world has sought
Only fair weather modems
And blinding call, so—
We are again
In entourage,
Our own truth—
Embargo!
The chorus and ensemble assembles
As protons and smoke,
Ashes and dust,
Cadences and melodies
Melodramas
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Hark!
How now?
Vikings!
—you said what?
And Frat Boys!
Jyre snatches the binoculars from Hyro..
Let me see that.
To die in one way,
In form another—
For who can deny any artform
So crafted with such delicate an I,
That any you, fair beings
Could understand
The circumstance of what love I gave
The shield of oath,
The blood of sacrifice,
An origin
None truth would swallow
Or define the son(g)bird,
Once scattered and set to depart
Dear storms would follow,
A songbird,
Canary,
Dove,
And the trumpets of swaddled,
Mother goose and laid bane in arms,
The wrath of therefore furious wages,
The seeing and benign snadow of tithings
Truths that borrow!
Scared from creatures
Actual or none at all
The gallows and gourdes
Of strings pulling,
Speaking our words from quilted fingertips—
The Gods,
Safely perched and at safe distance
From he who does not want her
But becomes of all the treasured stone
Awakened in her fortresses
Cast of shadows,
Bond and tied by boundless skies
The Cosmos,
A journey—
Entered in antithesis
And formed awakened in the galaxies
For where apartheid stands as happened
No other circumstance and safety whileyou,
Will I now or neither gathered
From all eyes have seen,
Heart has heard,
Sailors watch the sails have set
Into wind with breath of air,
Forming therefore more words,
wisdom of color
Coat of arms
Swarms of aces,
And currents dollars;
The foretelling of stories often told,
But neigh listened to,
But watched and taught
By neighbors with greetings,
Dressed as others in our forms,
How call,
A truth be told,
For once in the den of wolves
And the call of tiles,
Tires, never once to touch the ground,
Chosen by nature
To be fitted by those of ours
Who wait in the galley—
Unbynow, our ties
Who have chosen in sense of nature
To have forgiven us,
Our lies—
To have caused us
To have shattered there,
And on the wicked, resting wings
Of a creature
Who does not fly
She keeps holy water by her bedside
Of roses and willpower
The 6th Saint of Guesses
And Fantasy…
Wow! Reese Witherspoon. Hey.
Yeah!
I totally forgot you existed.
Well… thanks—
—and I totally get you mixed up with Drew Barrymore, sometimes—
Oh…
Brittney Murphy—
Okay, that's not—
—Dakota Fanning.
Okay, yeah, that's—
But she's like 12.
She's like, 30, I think.
What's the difference?
A lot. Like, a decade and a half.
Hollywood, ya know.
Uh…
Time flies. Anyway.
Yeah.
Reese Witherspoon. Geez.
Yeah.
Have fun.
Wait, where are you going?
I gotta go— whatever, some bullshit—
Hollywood— blah blah blah.
Then why am I here?
Consider yourself lucky.
For what?!
Everybody wants to be in The Festival Project!
What's “the festival Project?”
I don't know. ♀️
—?!
Welp, see ya.
—!!!
{embargo}
I was serious enough,
In my words and my ties
For the sake of my bonds,
Out of bounds and on
Brooklyn bound trains,
From Manhattan
Machine washed field of fantasy,
Outfitted for us all on the glory of a spring day
In autumn,
California heroine or lure,
Folktales
And superstardom
Made of truth and of love,
A new kind,
The end of ages laced with wickedness
A bounty on her words,
The way of others are kind in their shadows,
No one has called,
And now,
No one is watching
Waiting, whisperer
A different one, another kind
The brief awaiting,
Then there goes I
Under the hidden sun,
The Autumn come,
The fall of man,
The dawn of love,
The synchronicity of sounds as songs
The birds call home,
No wonder the window was open.
No books,
All alone—
To summon up my own galaxy
Would be to wish
I hadn't let tie me
To worldly pleasure
On fasting day—
But yet again,
Here calls my own nature,
Needing to be needing to be wanted,
Then withered, as it were, to something else.
Hiding in your eyes,
I am
My love of natures kind
Your hazel tides
And ocean blue—
The thought of jade,
Who yet again
Was meant for always,
As I am only
Darkness scorned beauty
All of your luck, as my witness
Forever to hear shadow
To the wickedness of man
Though we are not aligned,
Still the same as many kind,
I want not the slow churning
Of being that, and this at all
—as God is one
And acts in many parts,
All of us,
Or some,
Between set boundaries,
Games of war,
And for arguments sake, inquisitive
Gestures of word fare, gameplay,
Galleys and artfare—
Begin to think you, me,
And I, yourself, you—
Lest we part in denial
Of our dire cause
To form man
The Standard.
The Classic.
The Ordinary.
And—
You rat-toothed bastard!
What did I do?!
You know what you done!
I haven't! And that's bad grammar—
Don't you tell me how the hell to talk, before I kill ya!
Kill me! For what!
You know what!
I must admit, I've become quite partial to using
This Jimmy Fallon character
As a human shield.
WHY. WHY ME.
wtf.
lol
Why Jimmy Fallon.
Because.
—
AGH— NO
HES GOOD HOOMAN SHIELD.
___
HE'S A GOOD HUMAN SHIELD!
Enter the corridors,
The unclaimed nature
Of travelers, in our time,
Coming the wave of signs,
Foreigners,
Call watchers,
Then and here,
Come waiting, wanting to know glory,
The foundation
Of Love Light
The faceless god
Comes creeping in the night
Seeking body to form
Among the walking,
A fiercety of weapons kind
Explanations embellished with
Seemingly meaningless
Only wanting time to waste,
Skinny and shallow,
Part chef and waiting,
None to others, at all,
Therefore I now, part ways
From waves and tides
To become rain and ghosts,
Beauty and wind,
Lessons and learned sins,
Therefore now I,
Wait and wonder,
Pondering to feed the birds
Or quench the thirst
For game and superstardom,
Not only of hreatness,
But ground in the greys and silvers of my hair
Mustache and whiskers,
Brows and hind eyes—
Where are you now
That I was upon waking,
A mistress,
But gathered now,
Awakens under clouds of sun,
To be another,
Only formed as the ground crumbled under her
Again, I live
Again, I go where there is no light of sun
By the shield of sight,
And the whisp of this,
That needs attention as such,
To call I—
A lost soul,
But friendly enough ghost
To have written songs in your partial kitewind.
Then, said I—
A watch upon the wrist would only tell time,
But not the day or the place of arrival for I,
Dear pardoned traveler,
Have also come journeys
Bound by galaxies grasp,
To have whispered into ears,
The things of Jesus
You will wait for him
As the curtain closes,
To come again,
though does he know not
In which beast he will be
But you, shadows
Wait in his envy,
The things you seek to ask and believe
The greetings of long since foreshadowed bark
Amongst you, believe now,
A new tale of these things,
As we bring peace,
You are now
In our forest,
Whenever be you now
Or forever,
As all is eternal,
As I am
You are
Fuck! Whatever that means!
I know, right!
Is this gonna happen every Friday now?!
Every Friday you fast, yes!
Goddamn!
Or don't! I don't care, really. Up to you.
No preference or preference really—
Anandar!
You called me out of my—
—what was I saying!?
First Aliocha
Then Anandar,
A salamander and wildebeest this morning
The grounds had shook
With all of the games being played
In the honor of one
Then,
I thought
A ghost myself—
Impartial to suicide,
But having lost the fit of love
Now to be tied at the alter,
A sash
Okay.
Delicate rain falls from leather skies,
Calling beasts of ours to nest in the calm and warm
Mother of Grattitude,
May I ask,
Where are you now,
That I've become humbled,
And true to art,
As having been asked,
Now not scrolled upon stone walls
Or scryed by fire,
But in this age,
Begot by light,
Another monster of my mind,
Shifted into these as saints,
The words of songs and poems,
The pages of unknown worlds,
In the cyberspace,
Perhaps,
Also as cosmos,
Also as thoughts
Also as words
Also as light—
Also as species;
These things are true to which I know
With what knowledge you have gave me
To think this way,
Upon each breath—
No attempt to be prolific,
But to be at all
Some wages as exchanged
Material things not wanted, but needed
And monetary gains,
Also as thoughts now,
But perhaps also cosmos
True, or not?
Fact, or fiction?
Carson, or Fallon?
What?
Who wore the pants better.
I—
Quickly!
I'm a dead man.
(I'm sure they're both dead.)
Hurry up!
What the fuck!
We're talking about two literal ghosts here!
Which is why—we don't have all day.
Do you know how long it took me to get Wilder down here for this?
Isn't he dead too?!
Perhaps, I am.
Boy, the rabbit was mad…
Almost as mad as the hatter,
And as expected
GET THAT DAMN CAT OUT OF HERE!
Your annual obsession is in;
Turns out, you've come down with the madness
We all tried on, as a hat once in fables
But now,
Machine washable,
Returned to Amazon
With the packaging label attached,
And still!
None was as mad as the black hatter at all!
No tea, but only strong Colombian coffee led
Taken black,
And made so strong by Alice,
Who indeed had been shrunk
To be fit to be tied
By Kendrick Lamar,
No white rabbit at all,
But oh,
To call him a cat,
Or a hatter,
Or caterpillar
Would make no sense at all—
At all you say?!
At all,
As you see,
He was no red King,
No,
But made house of cards
And all had fallen on his kingdom
To become something other
Than Alice at all,
But also lost
For you see,
She had fallen, dear Alice,
Into some hole in Compton,
And dropped
Into the bottom of the ocean
Propmptly below The Island
Of Long
—as so is below
Had happened above
Once a porcelain fable,
Now having been painted,
With the laces
Or tie died folly
Of uncorked
Nothing happens for nothing at all
No justice for just calls,
No focus,
Full world
The fear bought
And new war
For walks
Erhmergersh
It's a purple flermergerder!
*gasps*
Erhmgersh!
Whurt er luridly purple plurbergerder!!
Lurvlry!
Oh!! Ernd Shutrd ur lurvley sherd erv pruplelerplre!
There's in sense in
An evening with fate if he misses it
Assumed to be dead, or with you—
But for the cause,
There was no absolute certainty of the remittance—
The scoured and folded body
Of the wonderful world of God,
Once betrayed and forgotten
For better or worse,
With Gratitude asking for an experience
Her waters had sculled canyons,
And her words fell as oceans
Of another place in time
Or custom caskets
Please bury me,
sheathed in earth,
So that I breathe her
Forgiveness
For a toxic and harmful incarnation
Of our greedy
Alignments and reconciliation
Recognizing that—
If it's going to go fast,
It's gonna be loud—
And if it's gonna be loud
It might as well be a gun
(Just kill me already)
Not hungry yet,
But moving my parts where they ought to be
Out in the world,
And not waiting at all
To come home,
If I'm called with the promise
Of never returning
—not to return here .
Maybe i'm the one they call
The devil himself
When all I wanted
Ever
Was just to be loved
—even by just my mother
Not every other day
But every day
By someone
I live and can't love
In crustpunks city, USA
Better known as Brooklyn New York
Where the mullet is making a comeback
God help em!
I just turned back time
By two whole minutes
Thinking of skylines painted
With music
Meanwhile,
I almost forgot I'm still a cat
My fucking goodness
But I've no use for a litter box
Not even a little bit
(Which things should be and which things though not)
The curious case of Benjamin Button
In full throttle.
I'm so serious—
That's the second mullet I've seen in a week.
Stop it!
God help em
God bless em
Gid love em
Haven't I been standing here
More than 12 minutes already?
Standing still in New York
As new worlds are formed
With new words
I must have done something wrong today.
The bus driver was okay lookin.
I don't look at bus drivers.
I'm like—
Woah, buddy.
You can handle all that you can handle all this.
Good job, Jimmy.
Can you please stop using me as a human shield.
No! Cause then I'd need another human shield!
Then get another human shield!
No!
Why not!
This one is indisposable!
Oh God.
Where'd she go!?
Who?!
God!
What! She never came here!
What do you mean!? She said—
I was here the whole time! I didn't see anybody!
Well who'd you see?
Nobody, just some crack head!
Goddammit, we missed her!
What?!
Didn't I tell you—all the crackheads are God?!
What! Nobody ever told me that.
How did nobody ever tell you that? I told you that!
You never told me that.
I told you that. I know I told you that.
You never told me that.
Well—
Goddammit.
What the FUCK.
Why the devil always wanna be BEHIND a motherfucker?
Do I have something on my back?
Oh look. A portal.
Skrillex?!
It looks like
The Devil attached to my back
I might have to take a knife in it
A counterpart
To take the hex off
(Something told me not to go out.)
Something also told me
Nothing happens at all
With no movement
But God was lost as crossroads, either how
And anyway,
And anyway, we all got lost
At one time or another
What if I told you,
Once formed to one another
You've become
Forever bonded
AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!
You really want to bring the—
Now,
When you need it most, you become the hero you are
Ther you always were.
But least expected it,
Especially now that everyone
Well fit to be
Tied to the cross
This for sure is why I dont fly spirit.
The New York experience
At poverty level
Is eye opening
To the inequality
And injustice
Foraged by ignorance
I've never been to bowling green
But got errands to run
Honestly,
You put your practically newborn baby in a bus
Exposed to all these people?!
BITCH, are you OUT OF YOUR MIND?
#I_NY
Yo somebody' actual grandma just got on the bus
In a tube top
I'm not eggagerating
This woman was like 70 years old
And you know black don't crack!
But I'm like:
DAMN.
Who GRANDMAMA IS THIS?!
Then she gon sit down next to me,
And get on Instagram.
She's checkin her stories.
I'm like—
Damn,
She looks about the same age as my actual grandmother.
That's—
I'm like
Woah.
My grandmother don't do all that.
My grandma taught me how to make lemonade,
that's it.
How to make lemonade, and to stay in abusive marriages until the kids grow up.
That's it.
This I know.
Thanks grandma.
I almost like this lady better.
She tore up, but she hip!
Is not the entire world a chemical dependence?
Dancing through projects
And galaxies
Stunted in movement, alcoves
Shallow ponds and hollow rivers tides
Comes again who I am,
When not all else m
She got off the bus, I was like
“Bye grandma!”
Aww.
Imma miss her.
She smelled good, too.
You know racism is really bad
When a colored woman would rather wear an old, ratty old wig
Or a terrible weave
Than her own natural hair.
I'm guilty of it myself—
And this is because I know
The way you are treated in public—
By not only whites— but other blacks
Judgement and mistreatment of the public in general—
If you natural hair is the furthest away from what has been made to be the ideal standard.
I'm rolling through the hood
To return after 9 months
This internet router
Which never worked due to “outages”
And came with hidden fees
Now on my credit report
The deeper I get into the hood, and the more the bus clears out
The most clusters of housing projects
And dilapidated buildings I see—
A reminder that the world at all much has not been changed
But only further hidden away from the eyes of what is known
A car without a name a fixer upper but a keeper
A classic
[EKO restaurant]
{Enter The Multiverse}
Punk rock Jimmy
Had a lot to say
Skeleton, skin and bones
Skeleton Keys,
I am formicated
I thought none deserving of such
At all
All the icons
And idols
And suffered star worshipers
Watching for lost survivors
Galloping the galaxies
—unicorns.
Horses colored as unicorns
No fair appetite at all
For applications,
Mezmerized, believing you will fold at mercy
The ions, are to say at least
All to none
They had already worshiped her
Already murdered her
Already bloodied her gown!
Drown, now!
Die! Silence!
Cadences,
Return to sender, your creatures
Fury of the underlord
Garnished of the underwent
Weeping of galaxies tied
Tied,
Dirty faith.
Wicked wars,
Sorted earth, l —
Now, remember how you found her
YO, FUCK YOU JIMMY FALLON.
He shakes his head and smirks smugly.
Oh…
“OH” ?! OH! YOU RUINED MY LIFE.
You had a life?
I had SOMETHING.
What was it?
I—
*smash*
Wow.
—SHOULD KILL YOU.
Somebody get this guy out of here!
AGH?!
No, it's okay.
You were wrong about everything.
I was— you just shifted.
Excuse me?
You shifted! Who are you?!
BUBBLEEEEESSSSS!!!!
I'm— so sorry.
THEY KILLED MY DOG.
Your rot weiler's name was “bubbles?!”
BUBBBBBBBBLLLLEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
OH GOD, BUBBLES!!!!!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
The Complex Collective. ©
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-Ū.
HALLE BERRY
is that how you spell it
It is for now. Fuck going online
“That ain't part of my day”
Shut up Drake, not now.
You'll thank me later
“If You're Reading This, It's Too Late”
[HALLE BERRY is taking A VERY PAINFUL SHIT, clutching her *favorite OSCAR award--
Which one's her favorite?
CUT TO:
BEFORE
HALLE BERRY looks over her OSCARS in the display cabinet, carefully scanning them, with a New York Times paper tucked under her left arm, sipping from the coffee cup in her right hand.]
—I like this guy.
The other OSCARS groan; they are often overlooked during this process.
Come on!
This guy!
AGAIN!?
UGH.
CUT BACK TO:
[HALLE BERRY clenches painfully, sweating audaciously—at the worst possible moment, her cellphone rings. ]
WHAT THE—COME ON
I THOUGHT I WAS IN AIRPLANE MODE.
(I just found out The Illuminati can still make calls go through in airplane mode
Or without cell service at all)
wtf my phone is ringing.
That's weird. You don't even—
—I don't even have a phone.
Right.
(Seriously, my phone is disconnected. I didn't even pay my bill.)
The fuck.
[it's JIMMY FALLON]
Damn. This dude has the worst possible timing ever.
Like fucking ever.
Always shows up at the worst
—THE WORST MOMENT.
[HALLE BERRY rejects the call. It rings again]
WHAT THE—
[She ignores the second call. A moment of subtly relaxed silence, until—
[JIMMY FALLON appears in the ceiling window of the bathroom. HALLE BERRY SCREAMS, still fluting her OSCAR.]
(Calmly, kind of)
Hey,
WHAT THE FUCK, JIMMY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I called first!
I KNOW THAT—
Went to voicemail.
YOU SHOULDNT BE HERE.
Just—calm down.
NO.
Look.
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
I'm not in your house, I'm outside your house. Technically.
—yeah, but your FACE is in my house—
—I hear that's the best part.
—What?!
Listen—
Get out—
No, look, listen—
I need to borrow your Oscar.
What?! For what?!
That's not important.
Oh really?!
Yeah.
It seems important.
It's not that important
Just—-
What!
Give it to me!
[He snatches the OSCAR and tosses her his GRAMMY.]
Just—trade me.
What! What for?!
Just—trust me—
I do not—
Just trust me—!
WHAT!
Congratulations.
As you were.
Kind of.
WHAT—JIMMY—
[She realizes the ridiculousness of her calling after him. She sits awkwardly with the Grammy in her lap, sighing]
—he was my favorite…
[SUDDENLY, though the other window
Why does this bitch have so many windows in her bathroom that are this penetrate?
For the sake of the joke, but probably not something any celebrity should have, are windows where anyone can enter your house from the outside.
Fans are weird.
CUT TO:
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I LOVE YOU.
CUT TO:
What's this place.
It's my house,
Where are the windows?
They don't exist.
CUT BACK TO
[DANE COOK appears through the opposite window.]
YO.
WHAT THE FUCK!
Chill, Halle Berry.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
I'm the guy who wrote this.
You should have called first!
Who do I look like, Jimmy Fallon?!
NO. I LIKE HIS face.
Huh.
Is that what it is…
I GUESS
I DONT KNOW.
—who are YOU—?!
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE—
I am not in, technically—
I DONT CARE!
Ooh—
Is that a Grammy award?!
I didn't know you had a Grammy!
Gimmie!
[he snatches the Grammy]
HEY!
Is—what is this, for COMEDY?!
FOR COMEDY?!
WHY WASNT I MADE AWARE THAT THIS IS A THING?!
I DONT KNOW,
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHAT THE FUCK.
It's not important.
What.
Anyway, thanks.
Toodeloo.
The Rock must have been buzzing in some sort of special way on this day; because for some reason, I couldn't stop thinking about it.
I had finally rearranged the remainder of my seemingly new surroundings— the miniature keurig, a status symbol, of course, looked handsom on the work desk— the cat tree seemed to match, though with no actual feesible monetary income, and no end in sight— the tree itself would have to be enough to lift my spirits. It was a nice cat tree, almost untouched and looking very brand new— though the couch had a few scratches, though easily hidden with the decorative use of a couple throws—at least I had a couch, and all that was left to accomplish before fully enjoying was to arrange an order of Freebreeze to rid it of its previous owner's dandruff smell, and general mismanagement—besides that, it was itself almost brand new as well, and it seemed a strange new world to wake up in, after sleeping in a nearly empty apartment for 6 months; there was 6 months left in my lease, and I was getting nervous that they would try to push me out—hopefully I would find someplace better, or at the very least higher up—with the same amenetire intact. Still, I was working as diligently as in could on organizing—at least the recordings, to put together the next group of projects as quickly as I could— nevermind the writing—and there was so, so much of it, I hadn't a clue what to do.
I had been avoiding Rockefeller Plaza like the plague for quite sometime—it always made me nervous in a sort of way I didn't understand, in that I would pulsate and vibrate differently, and more often times than not was upset and concerned that I had yet to go to the top—a costly feat—nor could I afford to entertain or enjoy any of the amusements at the bottom—not that i wanted to, as the older I got, and especially the longer time spent in New York, the more of putting the public and large crowds were—particularly after a remarkably disgusting respiratory infection I caught on new years, battling a crowd which became impossible to move through at all—let alone see the ball drop—and I had learned my lesson, especially after The Macy's Day parade; the crowds in New York were disgustingly unbearable, and in order to get a good view of anything, you would have to arrive nearly a full day early, and simply camp—now I knew why people packed around collapsible lawn chairs on holiday weekends.
I had been blindsided by Fallon towards the end of the Macy's day parade—I hadn't any clue at all that he apparentlyboarticipated annually, as it had been years since I had watched the parade myself with my parents—and still, it was iconic—I always wanted to go. Still, and even though I had only written very little of him up to that point, I found it disasterous that as his name was announced and the float which carried him and The Roots, the best late night band on Television, not by opinion, but by fact—as I had most recently been studying and researching as thoroughly as I could all of the late night hosts since the dawning of Television in preparation to write this pilot, The TV People, short handed to TVP—and just then I recalled a dream from the night before, about Pat Kirkpatrick—for the first time in the dream world, it wasn't Fallon at all, but Pat Kirkpatrick.
I couldn't remember the dream, nor could I seemingly work myself out of the rut that had been the plateau in writing the show—the show itself was heavy, with so many characters, all of which each had been given detailed and specific personalities, livelihoods, and backgrounds—in fact, I hadn't written anything in such a way since college, with detail—actually, I had never written anything so detailed at all, so character oriented that the character analyses filled entire pages of documents with excruciating vividness, as if these people were real. Well, now they were—and Fallon was neither Patrick as I was Esha, and the story has taken its own form, still however birthing an incredibly awkward and romanticized fascination and near obsession with Fallon—not that I would feed it to be so. I blocked out the news outlets, the media, the alrogithm's suggestions to watch bits and pieces of Fallon, though, however, I refused, and somehow, I didn't need it. Fearfully so, he was somewhere lodged deep inside me—and I was even sort of embarrassed to have written some of the things I had of his essence, however prophetic it seemed to be, that for about a three week period between April and May, I seemed to have gone off into a trance of sorts, writing for hours and experiencing vivid visions of this show, The TV Prople, alongside writing The Festival Project ™ And all of its markers—there were so many worlds, so many ways throughout them—and now as I had realized, I had actually been writing about Fallon nearly as long as I had been writing about Sonny, but differently. I had never of course come face to face with Fallon as I had the latter—and still—found it somewhat nessecary to hide my face beneath a mask as his float passed my viwingbspace, an elevated view from the staircase of some church, which had happened to be perfect—and although I was certain it's not as if he was looking for me—I had just then been writing of this Cosmic Avenger, and hadn't any idea at the time of Fallon in reality having been an actual magician, and still— with cameras everywhere, and knowing even what I had written—I didn't want to be caught by any passing cameras with any sort of blush or worse—a smile on my face as the float passed— a smile which would flash my atrocious gap-tooth and crooked smile I was sure was permanent, by then having been in the homeless shelter nearly a year. As soon as his name was announced, I promptly pulled up my masked. I had already been caught on camera earlier in the parade gawking at some float—now was not the time to be caught gawking again.
He, like Rob Lowe seemed impeccably professional and well-rehearsed, like a cartoon character— he was, after all, kind of a cartoon character, however now, even if it was partly due to my own writing, I took him more seriously. There was a darkness about him— a sometimes glassy-eyed, almost scary darkness that told me, even a world away not to fuck with this dude—some kind of animal or monster I was sure we both shared, however mine more the type and category of insatable and undernourished and his more peaking its head out in the form of a multi-millionaire network puppet, which housed an untamable powerhouse of musicianship, manhood, and wit— it's true, I was finally scared of him, knowing after all what the true tears of a clown could be, a dangerous man in a uniformed suit, the Everyman for the programmed masses, and the funny man with a jig to dance, a story to tell, and an indoor life— secret realm within I was sure no one knew. I fed the monster with respect to the home, happy wife, and children— I, after all, loved love, and only wanted it for myself, leaving alone the parts of a man I had found and was sure was broken enough to have left me puzzled and star studded rather than struck as I always was, tears welling up at the thought of it that something should be mended neither I or anything I was could not fix—I continued to write, however, knowing I was walking on glass barefoot and tiptoeing on eggshells around the mass media conglomerate of the network that stood between my feeble world and his, the higher ups— and bryknnd: it was, after all, a level system— and now with a beautifully decorated and fully apartment, besides my mistress on the floor instead of the space saving loft bed I had wanted—though it looked just right with the piano bench as a headboard, housing my crystals and new globe, plus a colorful collection of books I could crack open as I awoke to the morning light, no longer so early but increasingly later, as I shifted into the insomniatic habits of a true DJ and music producer, still writing and reading in the mornings, however— I had to wonder what level I was truly on.
My apartment looked like a home. The decor was better than I could have imagined myself even, the tasteful furnishings and modern elegance shifting my reality— no longer an empty apartment, now a fashionable hub for art and creation. I assumed the car would come along in the winter, with any hopes that I would finish my albums by then—and also looming over me— my last life, and the people in in struggling to call up to me in this very ascended realm, which I was lucky to inhabit.
‘Thank you God for your many blessings'
My wishes it seemed, had been granted— magic did indeed seem real, and though I had an Amazon return packaged and ready to go— there wasn't a time and place I could see myself as ready to even be near The Rock, some festering bulletwound in my heart, all that I had written, not just of Fallon, but of the rest of the people I had honored by word mark but had not yet the status or wealth to have ever known as human at all, but more products of the program; with intention, however, it was the path I had followed to be destined here somehow though small codes and doorways, signals and symbols which called to me and seemed only I could see—but were there in plain sight, and with the right eyes, had meant more than I ever dreamed anything could— open doors to a world I had indeed created myself, and in turn, the world in which I lived had also been created around me. I had to, in my mind, find the light inside all of whom I studied, to humanize myself—nurturing some fascination of fame and celebrity inside which still stood unanswered, the question of why and how one becomes so high up that without trying, that I might continue to find them in my mind's eye and in my world, on the outside, time after time.
—tales of a superstar DJ.
https://linktr.ee/codenameblu
{Now You See Me}
From Google:
Charismatic magician Atlas (Jesse Eisenberg) leads a team of talented illusionists called the Four Horsemen. Atlas and his comrades mesmerize audiences with a pair of amazing magic shows that drain the bank accounts of the corrupt and funnel the money to audience members. A federal agent (Mark Ruffalo) and an Interpol detective (Mélanie Laurent) intend to rein in the Horsemen before their next caper, and they turn to Thaddeus (Morgan Freeman), a famous debunker, for help.
No, not the google documents!
GET IN THE HOLE.
Hm.
What.
Blood Shower
All along the watch tower
Do you feel good?
Do you?
Do you feel bad about this.
I do. I feel bad about this.
I forgot to tell you–
I should probably let you know that I just want to
MAN, FUCK THIS DUDE.
MA.
WAHT.
IT'S ON.
WHAt.
THE SHOW IS ON.
THEWHAT.
THE–
*suddenly self aware*
…I gotta get out of Boston.
What, first this was about war, now it's about bird people?
It's about a war WITH the bird people.
I should sleep.
Hahaha. No.
This isn't funny anymore.
At least it's over.
MA–
Oh, it's far from over.
Yo, i'm going through some crazy shit right now.
Spur of the moment
I'd never thought of it;
This is gonna take forever.
I don't have the patience
To even write this
I just want french fries right now
But been up for two days with no gym and
I'm on a diet.
GUAC TIME.
No, no burritos.
GUAC TIME.
Oh shit, this is getting real as fuck .
NOw i see it three ways.
I love it.
I hate it.
HEY, LET ME OUT.
GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, SKRILLEX.
I'M DILLON FRANCIS.
IN THE HOLE.
Check it out.
Huh.
It's another DJ.
*agrees*
Should we pick him up.
WEll, the good news is: I found your friend.
Oh, that's good.
The bad news is: He's dead.
Oh, that–'s … nice.
Yeah. It is.
Uh. Kaskade.
Yeah.
We gotta find Ryan.
Why. What's up?
You're freaking me out.
Why. What's up.
Nothing
IS it my eyes?
I–
*wild ass eyes*
Yeah, it's probably that.
Fuck dude, what did you do to deadmau5.
NOTHIN.
He's not the same.
What the fuck is that.
Holy shit I jus timejumped
Where the fuck are you going.
How the fuck could this happen?!
It COULDN'T.
Well, that's it then.
*shrugs*
Well, I guess we're just gonna have to go dig up Dillon Francis.
I guess so.
Do you think he's still alive.
Like, probably not–
Maybe…
No, probably not
@prodbywar& @Halmadeit
This amazon order took me nine hours
Alexa, I think i should fire her
Like a arm
I don't leave at night without armor
Don't make me a martyr
Your mom will be proud of us all
If i make it outta here
And i'll look after her
Got the whole block coming up on my heels as I walk
Wtf is it…
Idk dude.
Is it speeding up?
I…i think so.
There's no way this is 140
IT's 140.
It's 140 .
There's no way.
Yes way.
Nah huh.
Let me see.
No.
Let me at the decks.
Let me at the decks.
NO.
YO LET ME AT THE DECKS.
You want deks.
Yes.
I got deks.
Really.
yeus .
I never listened to it like this
In ableton
I read serato, synesthesia and rekordbox
I talk a lot,
I'm like a human music box
I walk a lot
I run my mouth a mile a minute
(faster than i run around the track reciting rap words)
Like they're passwords.
Oh, I could do this forever..
I wish i had i microphone right now
And was all alone
With the lights off
Lying on the floor
I'd be lying if i said I could afford you
Just to fornicate
But may consider playing with a foreigner
If you're all for her
I'm unnerved, you know
Cause i've been up so long
My monster likes to play with boys and
Make the bass go down below where
Nobody does anymore
Once I get a hold of things
Or the hang of it
You've got another hot ones on your hands
I've another record under my belt
Or in my roster,
Whatever you'd call it
But now I've got no time to bark about
Wanting a dog and a daughter
But none of the responsibility or
Going through all the trouble to find her a father
I'm still holding a fart in.
Reaally–cause–it's been a really long time.
WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT A LONG TIME, JIMMY FALLON??
Um a lot! You literally just saw me make the journey all the way up from nothing.
I am nothing
EXACTLY.
I don't have time to fight with you Jiimmy Fallon.
I did NOT write these games by myself you know?!
Um, excuse me– “GAMES” ?!
YES, GAMES.
Uh, I've only got one game with you in it, my friend.
Is that so!
One game that I've written with the Great–formerly LATE Jimmy Fallon.
Is that like a play on words cause i'm on late night TV
YOu'RE ON ALL THE TIME TV, JIMMY. NBC SHIT IS PRACTICALLY AUTOMATICALLY SYNDICATED.
-_-
…are you alright.
–_-_-__-_
Hold on, I think i've got it
Nice, I found a growler.
yOu still haven't got all the monsters and sprites
Ive got all the big ones, but the little ones are harder to catch.
GrO0Wl3rrr.
Aww.
He's so ugly.
Yeah, but cute, though, right.
I don't think so.
Gro)WwlErrrrrrrrr.
Aww.
That's so fucking gross.
lol . so what does this thing look like.
Well, that't the thing about the monsters and sprites.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
It's alright, it's alright–he's nice.
WHAT. THAT'S A SPRITE.
No, it's a monster. He's just scary.
SUPACREE.
David Bowie. What up.
God, it took me ages to find you.
Tell me about it. I'm still trying.
We've been expecting you for a long time.
You were expecting I'd die?
Yes.
So when she says she's “married to the music…”
I'm married to the music.
Oh, so.
Yo, honestly if you een want to talk to this bitch, you'd better have like a musical instrument, or a mic in your hands,
Otherwise–
No, getawayfrom me.
It's not even worth it.
HI.
–No.
What's up?
Tempo.
SUNNI
Cotour
From the store
I was poor
Now i'm honorable
In velour,
Glamour (Snap)
Forsure,
Jesus Christs is
making appearances in my abletons
I'm not able to comprehend or understand exactly the message,
But the evidence sire is mounting
Get it
Reached the temple,
More of a sanctuary,
Is that sacrilegious
I guess it is,
I'm stressed as ever
Trying to get it together
{Enter The Multiverse}
Now I know too well,
The well of tears on my guitar
She's got a body like one
Oh her curves
But I just wonder what it like to be loved
By stars
Socialites and superstars
They're Gods, you know
How high up they are
Above us
And he lives in an ascended dimension,
But he insists, he says
Her transcendence is upon us
He said
Your transcendence is upon us
He says these things,
And then just vanishes
So she gets up promptly
Warms up yesterday's coffee
Looks around in her coffin
And wonders
What for
I just
Wonder what it's like to be loved by stars
Without double r's, you know
I've got scars
But it's mostly just
Teardrops, and soft kisses
On my guitar
Cause, oh, Oli,
I ain't got nobody—
And nobody holds me
Like I hold Oli
(Could have been Ali,
But of course—
I had already lost that one
A whole well of tears,
I lost
At his departure
And a whole well more
When I actually lost him
I almost miss
Having someone to talk to
About anything and everything
But I've got Oli
And God now
I've got Oli
And Oli (oli)
Is all that I've got
Besides God
That's the only contact
In my
Phone book
No more double Ls
And double entendres;
No more double rs
At all
Just scars now
No more metaphors.
Honest is radical
I like them cynical
I should have clinical insanity by now
But I'm only just an artist
You can't help
But can only harm that
And if it hurts hard enough
I'll put art on my walls
Become permanent
Storybooks all over my arms now
My coat of arms now
I've run Ten point 5 miles
In the last 3 days;
But if I rest today
Will a motorcycle gang
Have a parade outside of my window,
To drive me crazy?
I hope it rains,
So they can't play these games with my head
And the seeds that I planted
So deep become daisies
I still don't remember
The way he rearranged me
But these days I make my name sound
So the way
He can never say it
Just imitates
The way
I hate myself
I should be dating
But expressions are
Atrocious
If I fall asleep—
Who knows
I may get
Stolen
That tends to happen
So I'm
All the way up
And I'm swollen in ways
That I hate to say
“I love you”
Love me back
Or say it harder
That's my martyrdom
Come off the cross, for a moment,
Would you for us?
And bend over
Or bow, if you will?
If I did,
Would you still call me wicked
Or just a Good witch
Since I'm a woman,
I just couldn't be
Jesus,
Who you asked for once
And always
Who you asked for some
To save you from your
Credit reports
And consorts
Or some sort of
Nonsense
[famous last words]
God don't speak much English,
She says
God don't speak much these days
We were
Always
Telepathic
That was way back then
When Oedipus Rex
Was on the Guest list
I was standing at the coat check, asking
Why I must take off my hat
When entering the service
To the bouncer, he says
“That's just politics”
I said,
That's just politics
We both said,
What's the difference
Then we all laughed
—then we all just laughed and laughed
Exchange is my favorite exchange
Where my favorite exchanges
Have happened for centuries
Of engagements
Endeared species,
And races pieces haven't tasted the same
Since I haven't had them
Animal products
And animal planet
I found this hat on
Discovery channel
Did you want it?
I can't stand it
So I had to have it back
I just had to use the bathroom
I just had to disconnect
From
[]
See—
I don't even have to put the words in
Cause a name is just words
When that's a man
You just can't have
And that's the worse
When that's a man
And you can't have him
What a habit.
Silky rabbit.
Now he's the
Ace.
All In A Day's Work
I've never died before.
Oh…
that is terrifying.
It sounds terrible.
It's really not that bad.
Why are you not writing this down?
I just need a moment…
It's really not that bad…
I die all the time.
I get sensory overload At Trader Joe's
Look at the colors
The clothes,
This sure isn't queensborough
Escalators for shopping carts
I get it Manhattan
I'll take my half BLVCK ass to the projects
Where my kind are
I don't belong here ,
God you're intolerant
I like this part of town
But I'm way too brown
And I dropped my crown at the market
I should be jealous of everyone
But I have learned my place
I've been a slave since Hollywood
I lost my son to the devil
Now I pay child support
And terrorist follow me coughing
I'm wrong just for being born !
You could start a war from it
If that's what you wanted
I'm a people watcher people watcher
About to board the people mover
People mover
Slip,
Here's the tell
Slip, here's the tell
I should have a bell around my neck
I think she wanted a picture with papa
I'm playin my own paparazzi
Look mom, I bought a sacafagus
There go them niggas with coughs again
I been watching em
Got binoculars
I got oculus, for my oculars
Look how hot he is, make me ovulate
Man I gotta love it,
Cause they love to hate
Fucking racist crazies
Have it your way
I paid for it with my soul
You hate but I love to love
Somebody just got me fuckes up
I don't have a book to run off of
Shut up, honey.
Now we're all up here
Monkey in the middle
Cause the middle one is weaker
It's getting deeper and deeper
Like the sinkhole that my sink is
Let it sink in
I've been syncing my secrets with demons
In dreams sequences
It's just a reparative injustice
Kamasutra for your wondering words and stuff
You can have it
It's ruined anyway m
Look at all this trash
Look at all these classless classes
Classwars,
Racists.
Everybody hates us
The Asians,
Latinx's
The other niggas
What being black is
I'll write it in cursive
It's just a curse, here
So you can have it
I'm moving to Heaven
I'm packing my boxes
I'm getting a cat, too!
His name is Agustus
He's a big one
And I love him
I just wanted a hug or a husband
Instead I got nothing to trying my hardest
And got for a bargain at target some coffee
For being a targeted body
All on an algorithm
I guess I'm just useless.
A dumb nigger demon
Did I just offend you?
Then you shouldn't be reading this either
I wrote it for pleasure
(Or pain)
On the one
Or the two
Or the one
Or the two
I could do a lot with this $20.
I could spend it all on
Fuck all of you
I'm moving to Heaven
Where the heart it
She's not harmless
She's a terrorist—
And I'll kill her, too
Look how right she is
Look how white she is,
Huh
Regardless of color
It's a race war
Lil biiiiitzzz
Yooo, fuck New York.
In every hole.
In every crevice.
Fuck this place.
It's racist—
Not just cause I'm black.
Like statistically.
It took a whole ass apartment elsesrch to feature this out.
I was like “I wanna live in Manhattan”
Everyone was like
“NOOOOOOOO—-“
Haha
“Nooo, no.”
I was like
“Why not?”
The blacks were like:
HAHA
The whites were like—
*COUGHS OBNOXIOUSLY*
New York is so racist.
It is statistically the most diverse—and most segregated city in the nation
At the same time.
WHAT.
How do you even DO that?
But it's true, at this point, the black people are like—fuck this, we'll just stay over here, and over here.
And the rich whites are like
YES. KEEP THAT SHIT, OVER THERE.
Cause if you've ever been to the ghetto.
It's some SHIT,
It is NOT COOL.
I finally got my ‘night card' back.
Had it revoked in california .
I was almost a whole valley girl.
I still eat exclusively at Whole Foods.
Trader Joe's.
But NO. Now i live in the hood.
It's fucking disgusting.
I can say ‘nigga' again.
Cause it's NIGGAS.
Lots of niggas.
I'm telling you. It's night and day!
The white folks trains smell like bleach—
Ammonia.
The black folks train smell like a McDonald's.
WHAT.
Or just—
Vomit.
I can actually count the number of times just—
Vomit—-
On the train.
Or.
Dookie.
Yes. Human feces.
But I'm ready to go to midtown and it's like the train that goes around Disneyland.
Families!
People singing!
Hey—cotton candy!!
—and I didn't have to pick it!
Haha!
Fuck New York.
Racist ass HOLE.
I thought surely the next presidential election was one or two years out, but the racial tensions which had been rising became even more pronounced, as I realized that November was theboncoming time—and that they hostility between the whites and the blacks had once again been a result as the oncoming war, fueled onward—that the hatred, disgust, and general aggression of the whites had been of course, in the midsts of yet another Trump-fueled political upheaval, and I wondered why and how at all I had been caught in such a world that existed in form of man, of course, now proven himself to be the weaker sex, and yet in that of dominance, as was arranged in such an unholy war, to be the helm of power by sheer greed— now it seemed that these attacks were indeed political terrorism, and that these motorcyclists, my placement close to the ground level, and my neighbor's clammorings were specific attacks, after my identity had been varied to be that of the same in which I had once held political ambition, now none of which I assumed mattered at all. Perhaps I needed something more certain than a 12 story jump or suicide by train, and wondered as to whether it would be easy enough to kill myself bh self inflicted gunshot—a sure thing for certain, as love has been lost in the way of money at all.
At that party…or rather, kind of—after.
That acid that never hit Beyoncé
I don't feel it.
Man, I'm a terrible influence(r)
Just take it.
Nah, I'm good—
PUSSY.
-_-
Give me three.
K.
—suddenly hits BEYONCÉ.
BEYONCÉ
…I got this.
[BEYONCE] however, does not
Ohh, shit.
— “got this.”
A very stranded, very sober Johnny depp stumbles upon what appears to be a college frat party, where the only thing they have is light beer, and nobody even recognizes him as a celebrity, because the attendees are all gen z
What's even after gen z?
The fucking apocalypse.
Anyway.
The acid hits Beyoncé on her way to make coffee, which extends the trip from the living room to the kitchen infinitely.
Multidimensional Anne Hathaway hulks the fuck out and saves the day by ruining everything, which actually fixes everything— and *spoiler* helps Jesus to remain as the king of kings at beer pong.
Lol
In the late 90s in New York City, the keystone cast of Saturday night live learns of each other's formerly sexret psychic abilities, and uses the radio technologies of Rockefeller plaza to develop a research center for the telepathically gifted, eventually discovering and perfecting time travel.
Supacree (the kid version) appears in and out of her ideal and desired realities, baffling ‘the Hollywood people' and later ‘the New York people', becoming the legendary central figure of the Illuminati, as the original timepiece — a pyramid shaped extra terrestrial vehicle which contains an ascended hyper conciousness, which
I can't remember how it goes, did the supacree leave to find the Skrillex, or was it the other way around?
I think it was both ways at some point, but the whole thing was this, just in case I never wrote it but just saw—
These space god (humanoid evolved) are some kind of scientists/ doctors— there are four timepieces, each representing an era upon our planet; earth, which is distant but sacred— these four time pieces each depart their given “docs” in time to appear on earth at specific
Fuck this is hard to explain
Times in history, at which the first worlds, or previous human eras were known to have been destroyed— these time pieces travel through time space with the full record of these events in order to alert the current human era of its imminent doom, as an attempt to prevent such disasterous events, typically war, which will lead to the annihilation of the human species; these Gods, one male and one female, a king and queen, a married couple are the rules of the humankind, technically worshiped as a whole as one God, with whom the human design was modeled after, however, the true source of all things is the cosmos, known and unknown, in its totality—neither man or woman, but the force of creation.
Anyway, what else is happening
Oh.
All of the celebrities are stuck in—
[the festival project] in some way, shape, or form until its creator finishes it—and though it in itself is infinite, its 'finishing' notates its eventual production, which
lol. That never going to happen.
Because.
Let's face it.
I'm scared of
…rich people.
Yeah, sure. Yeah.
I'm scared of
The effect of the race war, which has been to pit the white woman against the black woman, which allows and maintains the continuation of war mongering male dominance over the entire planet, which remains as a destructive force of greed, racism, and inequality.
So why try?
[EDITS]
CONAN O'BRIEN
Alright.
If she hit Fallon, she's gonna come for one of us next.
No, Conan—that's not how this works.
WHAT—where did you come from!?
When did you get here?
JAY LENO
This goes deeper than all of you can understand.
WHAT the FUCK, man!
When did you-/
—when did he get here?
How did you do that?!
How did you do that?!
What are you, like, the same guy?
Are you not all the same guy?
[they shrug simultaneously and kind of just agree]
Listen at this.
Okay then.
The enemy of your friend is my enemy.
Oh…kay—and the enemy of my enemy—is my friend—
That is correct.
—so we're all friends here.
That's right.
Some special forces?
Which forces?
How special?
[JENNIFER LOPEZ is still JENNY FROM THE BLOCK]
Do I look like a fool to you?
Uh—
OOPS
[a pre-fame Jennifer Lopez receives a drop full of diamonds instead of the usual; she has been granted access into the Illuminati, and becomes an overnight success.]
This feels heavier than usual.
Same as always.
Hm. Are you sure.
Yep.
Hey, you're not the regular guy.
Regular guy died.
That makes sense.
JENNIFER ANNISTON is inside of Ū
Okay, grosss
Not like that
[lifting max weight]
Okay. That was cool. Wow.
Yeah, sure whatever.
I am strong
Yeah yeah, okay.
Are you sure you want to be my size?
Yep.
JIMMY FALLON/SKRILLEX (we don't know actually which at this point) is also trapped inside of Ū
Okay, gross!
Yeah.
SKRILLEX is in all of Ū.
okay—actually, i'm okay with that, but
That other guy?!
[JIMMY FALLON]
Yeah, he's weird.
Also meanwhile, kind of—
MARSHALL MATHERS has a closet cleaning service
lol.
Patrick is smooth as a motherfucker, you know.
Every time his head is down on the desk like that, he takes a bump of coke.
What?! Big uh!
[Patrick takes bumps of cocaine in front of a live studio audience—every single night.]
Woah!
See.
Goddamn. You gotta admire a guy like that.
Jennifer Anniston is the weight on the cable tension machine
Ooh.
Psycho bitch<> devious methods <> new ludachris commercial
All ya'll girls is toddlers
I like long boards and longhairs
Lawn mowers and lawn shares
Aw hell nah, God forgot Cher
I got the Blair witch project
On Blair,
I hope I scare you
How dare you.
Your girl looks like a naked mole rat.
I got my soul back.
You blue eyed bastards stole everything
From the whole blacks,
Hold that thought
I'm at Whole Foods market
throw in the Amazon algorithm off
With marked dollars
Look at God at Walmart
On them rollbacks
You old hacks are cackling
I'm shackled to old habits
Hold hands with me, rabbit
I'm just a silly rapper
really, are you?
Maybe.
Cut the verse of
Reverse God
Now I'm the devil
I'm still lost in the Amazon cart
I sharted all up in your pop tarts
Before you warmed them up, pops
Just for the sake of the art,
Heart to heart,
It's a war on love
And the white girls won with nothin but
Buckets of
Whatever's up there
I wouldn't know
Cause I'm stuck job searching
And running,
Trying not to have a tummy
So some gummy worm will love me
First their sour, then they're sweet
Then nobody,
Trolli
Holy moly I could use some more petroleum in the ocean!
Said nobody
But the globalists are performing your programming
Which you're worshiping
I put my eye on the dollar
So I could watch you all
Crumble and fall
Don't you know
The apocalypse is happening at the mall
Of all the places
How's that for a stream of consciousness,
You salamander
I asked Anandar back
But I went past that chapter
Have a chap
Or a chapstick, for four times four dollars
A bottle of water will cost you a fortune
(But at least the drugs are in it)
Get it
It's recycled piss
Distilled? Which is it, Mr,?
The mystery box was literally lifted into
My dinner from a fishery filled with nothing but niggers in it—
I want a refund, before I catch that
Fucking curse of poverty from — what'd you call it
salmonellahallibut
One hell of a cough from someone on the sidewalk
But guess what?
The devil's in your pocket or your palm,
And that's the omen and the psalm rolled into one
Cause God is awesome,
But my mom is fuckin toxic
And that's how I fuckin got here
Blow my head off,
Slit my wrists
And write a song
While jumping off a bit
When all you need is money,
But the world costs more than
It's worth, and words are nothing
But another fucking problem in your Google documents
I look at my son and see a God,
But half of Satan's in him,
Oh man
Robotics
Lets be honest, I don't even know how to write this.
Where's my sides?!
WHERE'S MY SIDES.
You don't get SIDES with this;
It's just CHICKEN.
I don't eat CHICKEN.
It appears as though, however–
You do.
Ok, I gotta get off this playlist.
I…
i
gotta .
“The Wal*Mart Wars”
Hm.
…
………….
….
*face*
… no.
No. l–
What is this place.
{After a wild night which apparently spiraled out of control,
great , there goes my peace.
Not forever, though, maybe.
FUCK THIS PLACE.
I HATE THIS PLACE.
Everybody hates this place.
But the album is called
“I love New York”
Yes, thats
Technically
How it's pronounced,
though
It's stylized like
I _ NY
Cause.
EXT. MIDTOWN MANHATTAN. DAY
Oh, wow, this is beautiful.
THis is great.
I love this place
FUCK THE FEDS.
CUT TO:
EXT.Typically WHEREVER ELSE
Anywhere ‘above' like 87th?
Lets just call it 80th, be safe.
BE SAFE!
NIGGAZ.
ah shit, i gotta go.
BITCH–
But lets just be honest,
It's technically ‘above'
But it's really
[THE BRONX is a literal extension of the Underworld]
Oh no.
srsly tho.
X_c
Anyway.
FUck man,
Do you think i'll ever get good like that.
Idk what equipment is this
Hmm, lets see, that's approximately
$8,000 USD of CDJs
wow
yep
That's retarded
Yep.
And you still need a mixer.
fukt.
OKay, I would literally sell my soul for this.
Consider it done.
wait , really?
YES. you earned it.
Wait, I–
What?!
You earned it…
Uh oh.
Take care now.
Shit.
[BILLIE ELLISH is trapped inside WALMART]
Uh oh.
Fuck.
what is this place.
INT. WALMART. WHENEVER
EMPLOYEESLAVES
WHAT TIME IS IT. THERE'S NO WINDOWS IN HERE.
That's not funny
IT'S literally a synonym, we might as well make it a portemantau
MEanwhile, in this other dimension,
So that i don't offend anybody…
Actually, you know what?
Be offended.
Quit that stupid fuckin shit
and follow your dreams!
Wait really?
Wait, really?
Sure!
If you want!
…i guess.
AMERICA
NO.
INSTANT HOMELESSNESS
ok , nvm.
Damn.
I know, right.
wtf r u guys watching.
Shut up.
All Wal*Mart Employees are actually top secret government agents.
x ∞ >.< (we'll just use Billie Ellish as the alternate, but really it could be
Could it really?
Shut UP, PLURNICORN.
Wtf is a PLURNICORN
We'll see.
[Upon Realizing s/he is trapped in a mysterious place apparently extremely public
Wait, you've never been to a Wal*Mart Before?!
NO.
I grew up in LA
Rich as fuck
And i've been famous since I was liike 12,
Or something.
Right.
That is–kind of terrifying.
LATER:
WHY IS IT SNOWING INSIDE.
WHERE'S THE EXIT.
THEY HAVE GUNS?!
oh wow, they have GUNS.
WHY DO WE NEED GUNS!
KA-BLAM.
BECAUSE THEY HAVE GUNS.
Bang-bang!
Ptttttttttt—sttt.
And they have guns.
Actually, these are just– confetti cannons.
*pop!*
Lol
“Possibly The Worst Show Ever
the infinite rave continues on in Hell as everyone awaits the return of SŪPACREE- The Cosmic Avenger (Who Is NOT a DJ) and Sunnï Blū (who is a superstar rapper but also not a DJ) go back to back, buying time as the beacon to. Signal "The Supacree" is completed, battling the 10th dimensional DJ Ū, a super ninjas, for control of the decks.
what else happened?
idk.
I CANT STOP DANCING.
none of the DJs can find a pair of working headphones, and the sound guy is missing from the booth.
"missing"
YOU SHOT HIM.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRANQ DART.
{Enter The Multiverse}
“TVP”
Hazel is 6, turns 7 season 1
Season 7- 15
Man, I can't remember the other two kids names,
I think the little boy is Ira but I might have named them all and forgotten, shit.
Her sister, though is between 4 ½ and 5, they are technically “Irish twins”, and always fighting—they look very similar, however are not at all alike; Hazel is very much a daddy's girl, while her younger sister is a no-nonsense old soul with the tendency to cause trouble, not by being inquisitive or showy, as her sister often is, but rather by being quietly observant, and tends to dismiss both her parents, often isolating, or even dissappearing without notice, quietly and comfortably into her own world—as the series progresses, and though all of Patrick's children like their parents have showcased some kind of special ability or talent—
Holy shit, give this kid a name-/
I thought I already named her, I just don't remember.
That's true. It seems like they all had names.
She is almost very typically, though showing signs of genius, even at the early age at the beginning of the series, a middle child, prone to upset almost too easily, but rather than acting out, is more likely to take her anger quietly; she shares her fathers deep brown eyes, dark hair, and though she looks otherwise very much like her sister, and later despises her father, is more inwardly and outwardly like him, though taking the side of her mother during their separation and divorce, oftentimes even lashing out at her father quite openly, and very vocally, as she grows into herself.
“Ira”, (may have had another name earlier) is the youngest of three— as his third birthday approaches sometime during the first season.
Great, now I gotta hide all those allegories so nobody can actually draw from this that Patrick—
Where's his write up, anyway?
That shit could go on for days.
I have no idea why this catharsis is happening. I tried to sleep it off, I swear, but I still woke up like—
At least mildly obsessive about this, for whatever reason.
Hazel's 7 - Season Arc
Hazel has the eyes, charm, and charisma for entertainment —she hopes to one day be as her father, an entertainer and performer, and will do almost anything for a laugh. She is often telling jokes, and is a people- pleaser. She is sickeningly cute, with golden hair and Hazel eyes, long eye lashes, and carries baby fat in her face, though she is rather average, neither heavy or plump, and however also not frail at all. She is inquisitive, smart, and busy, almost never idle-minded, and strong. Though sort of a Tom boy, she has been trained well to act with dignity, class, and feminine eloquence, much like her mother—but like her father, has a tendency to be crass, sometimes carelessly so, or even brutally honest—to her mother's disdain, but embraced wholesomely by other family members and adults, she's extremely funny and delightful, and very much unlike her mother, not a spoiled brat at all, often raising questions beyond her years about inequality, later wishing to attend a public school, and becoming quite the advocate for social justice and human rights in her later years, her final season shows a rebellious and sometimes even antagonistic Hazel, who later even favors Esha over her own mother as a parental figure, often confiding in her about things she can't and shouldn't share with her father, although her almost over the top admiration for her father has become the driving force and inspiration for her own endeavors in show business, much to her father's disdain, as she grows older, him becoming more protective of her, and especially within the oftentimes secretive nature of his actual placement and purpose in the business, and her rebellious nature and charm even force-feeding her into the industry, she is a bleeding heart for superstardom, and is often seen along what may be a path to fame, making Patrick's bleeding heart all the more aching, as though he and Catherine remain at odds throughout the series, he truly loves his children, even “the little sick one”, as he refers to the second child.
Holy shit, what is this kid's name
If I had the energy to go through my notes, I could know; but I don't.
The city sickness has been sinking in from the noise of the obnoxious motorists and honestly, being out of protein is giving me muscle soreness, I'm in some sort of a bloated haze from eating almost nothing but carbs, and the fact that I haven't been with anyone in years is starting to circle like buzzards around my head, my heart has been literally screaming but overwhelming with this sense of calm, and though slipping into Patrick's sometimes erratic tendencies, for the most part I've been underwhelmed with society's expectations that I should get some kind of job, and somehow while working not lose focus on my own interests and projects—I hate [the strange modern behaviors of] most people, and everything costs too much money— my son might be going into foster care, or my ex husband is evil enough just to try to force my energy to worry about a problem he's created, and I really wanted to sleep into the afternoon with this lethargy, hoping that everything surrounding this series would just fall off, but it doesn't.
I wake up often wishing I could just forget The Festival Project ™ , but the truth is, it just keeps writing itself, but in the very least, sometimes God gives me little presents that mean the very most to me— a chord organ that I thought was from the 80's, but is more likely from the 1960's—
I love vintage stuff, and musical instruments, which only God could know, really—my fascination with history as if I'm still living it, and this, my sudden fascination and drive to write and complete just one series has been haunting me almost just as badly as anything else has, but especially ripping me apart—especially since I have motorcyclists ripping through my body as if it were some kind of disease that existed outside of me, so contagious that it began to sink in to my insanity and mental hygiene.
I wondered if anybody else knew or cared about these creatures as much as I didn't—and in fact, I had never felt so much like Ali in the way that I didn't care if they, other “human beings” supposedly, all died tragically, and wondered why the walls and windows didn't keep out the sound of the outside world at all…
The middle child begins writing secretly very early on, and is the first to be required more extensive therapy, (as suggested by the family's therapist) after her parent's separation and subsequent divorce. It is not long after she begins learning to read and write at all, that she begins also showing interests in art, asking for art lessons and to begin painting and art therapy, rather than the recommended Equine therapy— she often keeps things to herself, then returning to her hidden places at times when the family's dysfunction becomes uncomfortable and overstimulating, very often paining or reading during times of peace, and retreating to her safe places—sometimes under the stairs, into the attic, the treehouse, or even later, the family's barnyard, where she often keeps drawings, as she ages, later comics, sometimes caricatures of the things she absorbs through her own reality—and diaries, sometimes hidden in nooks and crannies and in places no one would think; a true prodigy and genius, though hidden from much the world, as she is often overlooked, however, her therapist begins unfolding her true reality, often times carrying over sessions and losing track of time, picking her brain or even conversations philosophically
What's the therapists name?
Doctor Robin
She has to have a last name
Well, she's a child's therapist, so she's Doctor Robin, but
It seems like it starts with a T.
We'll see. I just saw her anyway.
I drifted off again, thinking about how wildly detailed this all was becoming, and wondered if there was a series of fictional books waiting to be written. There certainly could be, but my mind was reeling, freshly showered but still undressed, and not even wanting to think of going outside—and yet—I was out of water, and had learned that the drinking water from the fountains, especially in large quantities, had a tendency to make me sick—I hadn't yet eaten anything, and though the coffee was fresh, and my apartment was clean (which made me overtly overjoyed for some reason) smelling of Lemon Lysol and Bleach; with notes of a strong pot of organic fresh ground coffee, it seemed like I couldn't do much more than lay in bed writing this catastrophically interesting series—and it was interesting, which said volumes, considering I had always been picky about my TV watching, being that only ever did certain series catch my eyes or my ears, and those series were almost always—or always, always specifically well written, perfectly casted, and had the edge and draw of becoming an entire world within itself, which this series, though only a week or two old at best, in my heart and in my mind , was rampantly ravaging my own world, almost as if it had become of some importance to keep writing it, and never stop, and though Patrick was the forefigure, another broken male protagonist, the truth in the series was that the true heroes of this sometimes scarily violent drama, were its women—a story meant to be told with a diversified cast of creatures from all worlds and walks of life—Esha, of course, herself, a role that had been some recreation of myself, somehow, though so different that even primarily, I never did see myself as her, besides the onslaught of some otherworldly pain, visions of a scene recollected from some remarkable download, and it might have been once and for all that I had lost my mind, or my life, if I wasn't a writer—I was, somehow, though, after all, a writer.
It had been a fasting day that could have and might have ended tragically anyway, and still the devil marked his mockery of my efforts by consistently flinging perfect bodied women everywhere that I went—though usually with ugly enough faces that I could see nothing but what a man was—uncaring for one thing over the other, a flawless representation of woman, represented in the current time with scantily clad fashion, almost painfully so—the insecurity of women becoming more apparent in the way she would appear, always almost begging to be near to me, with every perfection and complexion I hadn't—but at least I had a tendency to laugh at my own damage, often surmising that she, these demon creatures, hadn't any talent for this at all—which had turned the state of television into a near circus act; that alone urged me to continue writing the series, perhaps with a typewriter, due to the negligence of nepotism within the industry which often resulted in these pretty little creatures getting even further ahead by stealing works as such, and passing them on as their own originality almost so cruelly and without judgement—plagiarism, as it was called, but more accurately intent-to-kill the imminent threat of what had been said to be a minority becoming a more powerful force to flourish in entertainment however, as quickly as the visions had come, the thought of writing it without my phone became dauntingly impractical, and I scribbled only the most intense scenes and plot lines onto notebooks and scratch papers, keeping them as hidden from the algorithm as possible…
lol the Al Gore Rhythm
Ahahahahahahaha
Was that the joke?
Maybe. Idk.
Maybe. Idk.
Hm.
Hmmmmm:
What:
Nothing.
That actually might have been it.
Really, was it?
I will never know.
That is kind of a good dad joke, though.
And a good band name.
Idk about that.
My coffee was lukewarm enough so that I could taste its flavor, as I whittled away at whatever it was—
The story was almost so beautifully being told in allegories and parables that it seemed a shame I may never be rich enough to buy fame, as it seemed that was the only way to become a star these days— and yet—it was more the wealth than the fame I wanted, I had realized, at all—the polished class of the Manhattanites drawing me out of Brooklyn and into some debauchery which was my own Grandiose thought form, that I could actually become, at the ripe old age of 31, some kind of superstar.
‘Why would I even want that, anyway?'
I thought, interrupted painfully by who I'm sure was the same motorist, who seemed to do nothing but circle the block all day, and all night, doing nothing — and I wondered why he himself had decided not to do grub hub in a richer neighborhood, where money would more than likely come more easily.
But really—
I drifted off to a time where I wanted to ride a motorcycle myself, and the curiosity forced me to go online to check the price of what it might cost to have one.
$5,000 for a decent bike, which would include a muffler as not to be so obnoxious and disturbing to others as these creatures had become to me— and I began doing the math on how long it would take to save $5,000 as if it would be possible to work some dead end job for any amount of time without spending money on anything else.
It would take at least 5 months to earn enough for a motorcycle, which landed me directly back at
“Not worth it”, and as horrible as it was, I did at the very least have a luxury apartment for at minimum the next 5 years, however, wanting still to move to Manhattan, Midtown specifically—or one of the quaint and quiet neighborhoods on the upper West Side. The neighborhood was going to hell, after some unworldly godless force had seemed to drop hundreds of thousands of rude and thoughtless third world workers onto the streets and buildings bordering the one I lived on, the neighborhood becoming more rough and less peaceful with trash and debris from the depression and congenital disease that was poverty, the collective unconsciousness of the masses colliding with my empathetic nature and oversensitivity to sound, especially awful sounds, such as the hundreds of motorcycles and hot rodded junk cars which only seeemed to move in a track around a four block radius, and had become a cancerous trigger of sorts, no authority figure seemed to much care about.
I cared less and less each day to listen to music, since I wasn't making it the way I wanted to—and I had realized that the constant displeasure and unrest, the lack of peace had as much to do with the world outside as it did with the world within—and I began to see the disgusting obnoxious noise pollution outside my window as just an extension of man's abuse, ability to rape, torture, and kill, terrorize— the uncaring waging of war, control, and lack of true power; as no good and true man who wielded actual strengeth or true power in any way would continue to show such distructive action and carelessness for others around him— chaos, corruption, abuse, and misogyny was proving to be the downfall of all humankind, as patronaged by man, and, as I became doubtful of anyone's lack of understanding of this, especially as the immigrants themselves were often naturally pedophillic culturally and toxically abusive in nature, most migrants flocking from countries in which women's liberation or the protection of youth had not yet materialized into their understanding of conciousness and morality—the men were weak, unkind, and selfish—the women mere machines at their disposal—and however many there were, I could see that their children, the many of them, remained as the redeeming factor. Anyway, a political ploy for the ages of there ever was such a thing, the newest chapter in American greed and slavery, it only seemed like an extension of evil itself, and less of a coincidence with each growing day—each new person, another burden to the middle class taxpayer, another reason to inflate the cost of living—and all the more reason to continue to terrorize the American people into its own division, hatred, demise, and consumption.
e.
My faith, however, was unwavering—God was real, but these abusive and toxic creatures were pushing it further away with violent arrogance, and the inability to understand that God itself was the nature they continued to destroy.
Robin Bennett
Fine.
“My name's
—ahem—
“Ron Sennet, and I ain't In it.”
—did the say “don't” write a book about me?
It's Not about him…
Or something cute he used to say like that, I couldn't remember, but he had a bunch of cute little idioms that matched his name, and to the day, I still missed him — it was 11:15 PM exactly as I hung up the phone, after an unsuccessful attempt to reach 911, after realizing that the threat outside was maddening enough to be impossible to only be in my head, and after weeks of the excruciating noise, I finally called NYPD dispatch, much to my disdain, and of course magically, the noise seemed to disappear, but these abusive and toxic creatures were pushing it further away with violent arrogance, and the inability to understand that God itself was the nature they continued to destroy.
Robin Bennett
Fine.
“My name's Jon Sennet, and I ain't In it.”
Or something cute he used to say like that, I couldn't remember, but he had a bunch of cute little idioms that matched his name, and to the day, I still missed him — it was 11:15 PM exactly as I hung up the phone, after an unsuccessful attempt to reach 911, after realizing that the threat outside was maddening enough to be impossible to only be in my head, and after weeks of the excruciating noise, I finally called NYPD dispatch, much to my disdain, and of course magically, the noise seemed to disappear as soon as I had made the call, which infuriated me. It seemed as though the game in entirety to make me look or feel crazy, though I knew I wasn't—well, I was, but not without purpose or reason.
I had been theorizing in energy exchange quite decisively making a mark for my alter, at which I asked to be designated the wisdom and truth of the light within the eye, desire, however never in mind, although I had been summoned in part due to the fact that wenwere somehow alike—I was in some ways besides and out of sorts with my set, sinking my teeth into the forced obsession as I unraveled any possibilities and plotline.
Episode 01. Pilot
An opportunity presents itself seemingly at random— the protagonist's hand is forced into a life changing ultimatum, putting his reuputation and family in danger.
Already involved in an illegal gambling ring which operates out of a secret historical prohibition era speakeasy and some “light” drug mulling within its walls, however often extending even as dangerously close to his workplace, Patrick is propositioned to become an investor in the high end escort service, with which he hired and contracted his lover, Kandi, a “rescue” whom he supports in her exchange for exclusivity, to remain as her only client, however, although he begrudgingly declines, wishing not to be involved in anything much more than what he has already kept under the radar, he is intimidated and threatened by blackmail, his high profile becoming at stake—he then obliges to embark upon this new endeavor, the expansion of this establishment to include a warehouse, which houses a large scale brothel, and, able to use his social status to procure wealthy clientele, quickly becomes a power player within a ring of coveted elites, setting fire to his already inflated ego, and colliding with his intense and highly functional polyaddiction, which he has maintained since his youth, using his entertainment persona as an outlet, becoming a medium of excess, fame, and rampant wealth.
Patrick is beloved by his peers, and is humbled often by his devoted fans and friends—proactively worshipped as a comic genius, a prodigy, and a revered successor to legendary frontmen—
Okay, this is weird, because I started writing this before I even understood what I was writing at all…
—specifically, the sixth successor, to his coveted role.
I had written for Esha to be the seventh successor, as with the symbolism deeply and quite literally woven into the sometimes brutal framework of the series, which I had shorthanded to ‘TVP'…the world around me trailed off as my eyes blurred as they had been lately, and I wondered if I might be having some kind of stroke or something, as I was certainly some sort of out of body—the day had been strange, and I had given up on a run or a gym for the day, the motorcycles alone ravaging my energy, and whether I worked out or not, they were everpresent anyway. They were some sort of toxic, abusive force I just had to put up with, hoping it didn't upset my psychology so much that it ended me, though I had become quite odd as of recently, rambling more than usual and actually praying out loud, as my silent ones just didn't seem to be working—they were probably white supremacists, or in some way connected to some political terror group, but it didn't seem to matter. Someone liked torturing me, and it was becoming apparent that no matter much time I spent at the gym, this torture was going to persist. After a month long gym streak, at least going once a day to lift something, I rested, or rather, tried to rest, kind of— but my mind had been swirling with thoughts of a man I was certain by now I had made up—and writing the story of a man I was absolutely certain came from my mind, but in a way that it almost made no sense at all—as the more I looked into the world that I had already written about, the more I realized was accurate without first having known these things, and however cursed I might have been to even know such things, I decided to call it some sort of blessing instead.
‘God, I used to get so fucking high for days, and when I would come down, just crying and crying, eating Totinos or DiJorno and a bag of Bugles, I would watch Saturday Night Live for fucking hours, and I hated [Redacted]. I hated him.'
Now I still hated [Redacted], but in a different way, and though really it was myself that was more like Patrick, he at the very least, for whatever reason, used to have his face—now, he was just Patrick, and [Redacted] was just [Redacted], and i knew entirely too much about it all, and about myself to be comfortable with it, but nothing was comfortable at all. I had written entire atrocities, novels, and all that was some conglomerate of nonsense which was the festival project, besides how insanely and innately prodigal it all was sometimes, my own words confusing me with a bizzare and asenine dysfunction, awe, actually, often as if someone else had written them, and although I was always at least sort of semi-concious while writing, the spells and cadences I would fall under were some sort of trance, and as I watched the Nirvana rehearsal from Saturday Night Live in 1992, long before [Redacted] or any of the rest of the —
Was it Keystone?
It was, the Keystone cast of SNL, but the first word my mind had jumped to was Hallmark, which—after referencing Google quickly for a fact check, also stood true.
I was willing to admit, even now, though I had long lost interest in Saturday Nighy Live, or anything at all having to do with current events, that the [Redacted] era—or rather even, the Tina Fey era, a true role model, perhaps, and someone I favored over all of the performers I admired, or allowed myself to admire— the Golden Years of Saturday Night were the only years, for me that even mattered— trying to make sense of anything couldn't be done, but I at least had this new project birthed from it to think about.
It would be hard to sit down at a taping of The View and not think about all I had written at all, and it would be impossible not to unfold the characters which had presented themselves, though slowly but surely, through the most vivid visions and insanely lucid dreams, as The TV People began to
What if someone steals this out of my documents?
That would be unwise…the best scenes are somewhere scribbled in my notebooks and random scraps of paper somewhere in my room…this series is almost nothing without those scenes—the elements with which the most painful scenes I had ever written, became word form.
‘I don't know why, but I feel so incredibly high,
So incredibly high right now…'
They could have been words to a song, but I did feel high as a kite for whatever reason, without the actual kite metaphor quite literally dagling over my head, for once, or at least, it had been a few weeks, not a prominent as is was before. I sat soaking in the tub teetering on the possibility that I should actually even watch The Tonight Show, or whatever it was, to set my mind at ease, a betrayal of my own code—as one does not literally feed its obsessions into insanity on purpose. ‘Perhaps, though', I thought, ‘I could get rid of this.' — A cancerous abscess in the tradegy that had become my own sex fueled, rage driven, racing mind—and rather admittedly, it was almost too late, for anything of the sort, as I hadn't any other place to keep the growing world of The Television People any quieter, than within the monstrous algorithm which was Google documents cloud, where it seemed nothing was safe, and anything could be fabricated into reality after being stolen, by someone rich enough to make it happen, however, never being any better than my own disaster of a creation.
And it was, a disaster.
He was a comic genius, a professional, and spectacular performer— in actuality, I knew nothing if not anything at all about him, and the more I collected, the more interesting I found myself, actually, bemused that I seem to have found some sort of twin, another synchronizatic nightmare—if only that I made it to be so, unbelieving yet that I was in some kind of fairytale, though it had become some sort of fantastical and adventurous thing, this what I now refer to as ‘the allegories,'.
I must have been something parasitic to the industry, with the tendency to latch on and ride out whatever had become a faciniation, but it wasn't, in its sense of origin, like anything before— it was something new, in the ways that it was, and something old at the same time—though needing to fall drastically from The Tower without actually doing so, putting a stop to my unlimited creation became a pertinent priority, as even exercising, meditating, and chronic masturbation tended to exacerbate it, as if I was missing a step in transmutation of this foreign substance— an energy which seemed familiar, but also wasn't.
I was receiving downloads several hours at a time, and drifting off into spells and trances of inspiration so heavily that it seemed counterintuitive to call it off, fearing I might lose the intensity of the plot and its characters, and they were that: just characters.
It had taken days to erase Patrick's face into a blank state to restore him from that of his namesake, but now everything was a blur, the allure of scrapping it all to return to making music was upon some sort of dawning, but not yet arrived. I allowed whatever came to mind to flow freely from my fingertips, even if it felt bizzare—and even if it felt bizarre, it never felt wrong at all.
‘Unfortunate, that.' , I thought crossing one leg over another to complete my chapter before draining the tub.
I promised myself long ago to always pray for my own son, before worrying about another celebrity, whose fame and fortune protected them more than I ever seemed to protect myself or my own—nonsense, but a strong sense of remorse, as I had been painted as wicked, in a sense, just for being kept poor, separated from my son, and left in a world without love at all; My project, a keepsake of the hard work I had done; but had not yet been paid for—and the fear was in the understanding that that money might not ever come, that I would never be a mother, a muse, or anything or anyone else I actually wanted. I thought briefly again about just getting a dog—but I only had 45 dollars, aside from the unmarked Jimmy Fallons, I had placed atop an alter on my kitchen counter, wondering how to multiply them into something I wanted—and that had been the start of the game or the project at all— saving my last dollars and spending them at once, with the hopes and wishes that they would become somehow much larger quantities, returned as good karma for the love I had given, but that had not yet come back, in one form or another.
‘He seems miserable, the poor bloak.' , I thought—and with all that I had known to have come with fame and fortune along with the luck, he probably somewhere, somehow was—but my concern was my son, turning the mere dollars somehow from one's into bundles of hundreds, thousands, and maybe even one day a whole million or more.
That was the push behind the project at all—breaking the cycle of the poor black single mother, the story that had been told over and over-/ with stories that had not; the stories that had become
[The Festival Project™]#
Sai
Psy.
See you in seven years, then.
You're so silly—
I'm not going to live seven more years.
We'll see about that.
You will see.
I'll be dead.
So I'll be dead.
So it is.
A summer hiatus,
Vacations in Prague, yes
Let's pray for the rest of us
A sign of the times and a coming of ages
Who made you famous again
As the rest of us
I don't like it
As much as I'd like to
Keep writing
Keep finding the reason to die
and you're blinded by kindnesses
And I ams
I woke up in the 9th dimension,
As an infinite friend
Familiar with my kitchen
JOHN SLATTERY
An interesting thing happened this morning.
What's that, John?
I woke up as John Slattery
Just remember what love holds
The death of a salesman, rechargeable batteries
This walk could take forever in designer jeans
Another day in slave hell
The controllers controlling
And Satan is Sataning
Seems like a time to go clubbing
It's a simple kind of depression
Resting on your head when
All you simply wished is the taste of flesh
The freedom of skin
And the lather of love—
Or blood spatter on the pavement
Aim for the head
If the door's fixed, then we'll break it again
Look what greed does
I hate lazy days in Manhattan
Cause I've never had one
What happened on the way to the forum
I was starstruck;
Five finger death punch
Right in the heart
I wish I was punctual
Right on time for lunch
Don't you want to talk to someone more pungent?
Don't you got models to robot?
Don't you know I never want to hurt you
But you know, I'm going to hurt you.
You know I'm going to hurt you
Now, the review:
Sooner or later, I fall over your world
Good dudes in drags
Good food for thought
I'm a dog
With the wrong parts
You should take Kanye to the mall
With a migrants lanyard
(The migrants are anarchists!
Good one, God)
This one goes to. | this one first, from—
Which one are you ?
I guess we are one in the same
It's a famous radio tower
Live up to your name
Go sell your flower for flour
As I stand at the jumping point
Eye on Manhattan,
The wind beneath my wings
Distracting myself from the mansion I haven't
The mason jars I ought to buy for bargain
The brain and brain cereal I left at the market
I used to love Brandy
Now I just wish I was something, awesome
Now I just wish I was something, awesome
Now I just wish I was something, awesome
“The Album I Wrote On My Way To The Rock To Return Amazon Purchases No Longer Wanted”
That's a really long album title.
I didn't imagine I'd write this much
Just trying not to imagine this man in his under pants,
Or what have you
(I'm just a fan)
I'm just a dad hunched over in the bathroom
Must have been the magic of my backhand, backfired
Must have come untied and undone, under the rainbow
Must be on my way to Manhattan
For some blacklist event.
Where I'm from
The A List
Is a face
No name needed
“Oh, I know who you are”
If I purchased a car today
I might get done paying it off
By my 81st birthday.
Shady.
If I had a penny for every mistake I made,
I would probably be Nameless.
If there was a namesake to lay me into my grave, it would make sense;
Yes, let's move the train for a moment
With the doors still open.
— I'd like to watch what happens.
So what happens when the sun comes up
On the only body you've ever known
And no one wants it
What happens with a dude named Starr
Punches you over and over again
And then no one loves you
(That's starstruck, your honor)
What happens when granted a pardon for passions
And everything happens after is magic
What happens when all you want is to go manic
To finish the album
And just feel good again
What happens when the algorithm has Al Gore in it?
What happens when the rhythm in blues is just the attraction of random black men and their concubine counterparts?
Huh, what happens!
What happens, Kanye?
What happens, The God?
What happens when all that you want is a disgusting assumption of…
No on can trust you
And nobody loves you
Since it was simply a tryst
Put this at a distance.
Where did my energy disappear to!
Where in the fear is my other earring?
Fuck.
Be somewhere, anywhere else but your office, for the moment.
Be anyone but a mother,
Anywhere but your apartment—
It hurts, the construction.
Someone doesn't something
Nobody knows nothing about me,
But what I put in this casket
(This podcast)
Oh hey,
I got fuck muscles from fuckin myself now!
I feel like I'm gonna die if I don't have sex!
For real!
Heal, Oh great dragon,
HEAL, BITCH.
Word.
woof for the world
Will for the wolf;
Rain on the roof.
Cobain don't have a God
(Or a Gun, if you wanted that one)
“Pull me up, God,
I'm done under here”
He called in
I followed the fosters to farrow
And got better
I got better and bitter much quicker and
Never in bed had I been as flexible
As to kiss his chest
As I kicked my own neck
With my left foot.
What the fucking fairyshit is that?
There, I fixed it.
Fixed what.
I don't know what. But I fixed it.
I know, huh!
So be 110 and flexible
Powerlift tectonic plates
Do Pilates
And make waffles!?
Alright, I can do that
But only as Jennifer Aniston
I'd like to take back that Fallon I bought at the black market
He's broken.
I like his band tho—
The one on the left hand,
Over the damaged one.
Are you on to that?
Says the sayer,
Son of Sam
So Sai the sage
Sets the stage
Is that the plan?
Never fall for a man,
Even over an alter
And tied by the hands.
All I see in my initials initially is B Minor
16 might be minors, guys
But she's creaming to find you
At the front lines
Life of a superstar DJ
At the cross roads
Or the turnstiles
How do you turn bile into
Beguiling
Without rifling a few feathers
Or looking into the eye of the rifle
And dying first
Don't you let that tear fall from you onto the M Train.
I'm just training for fame
And hating you every day
Since we made it
Love
Get out of my way, Satan
I'm staying
I'm saying your name sake insanely
Please break me
Like a chicken leg
Or just shake me from this existence
Since I don't seem fit for it
Anymore than I fit that
Givchechy dress you gave that blonde, right?
Am I dying! Or just dying inside
Fuck coughs
If you want him enough to—Use black magic
To do that to me,
wait till it falls back on you,
You gross hag
If God hates fags as much as he hates blacks
We should fly flags over the haggis I made Alice
When she's back from her adventures in wonderland
No wonder you're a Monro
Crossed over from O'Fallons
It's an old warfare with two clans
From the old countries
With no borders
Or border collies
Laboradores
And labirites, likely
As Aphrodite is to smite me
So here comes DJ Francis
With his new black girlfriend
Just kidding
We all know in his world
It's cold and broken
With nothing but blue eyes
And big wild to look over you
Bro, standing up is not going to make this train go anywhere. I almost promise you.
Turns out there's no such thing as a quick trip to The Rock.
Turns out you'll sit stuck in your own sick
God as my witness
For screenshotting those ass pictures
—that's somebody's kids, dick.
tick tok has no limits.
VO
Of course,
The day and time I should have to go to Rockerfeller Plaza quickly, quietly and unseen, the train is magically destined not to move.
I've been sitting here at least a half hour, with no end in sight—
[The doors close and the train begins moving.]
Hahaha!
Fucking hilarious, God.
I've been avoiding The Rock like the plague—
Not that I think anything would happen at all upon arrival— who am I, anyway?
Nobody important.
There she goes.
Still, I've written enough about it, and the people inside and around it,
That the place makes me nervous.
More nervous than ever, that is, actually—
I always felt weird in the place.
[flashbacks]
When I first got to New York,
I would end up there on accident.
Completely by accident.
Lost.
Faulty navigation.
Hackers:
Whatever.
I always just—
By complete fucking accident
Ended up at Rockerfeller Plaza
The city slips over us, as the train sinks back underground —
I'm facing the city now,
As not to be reminded of my abuser's toxic words and toxic hands,
By dirty white Nikes and Jansport backpacks
Still, etched into the subway walls
Are two stars, which remind me to repeat the mantra:
Starr Michael Roberts is a pedophile wifebeater
Less of a mantra than the truest words ever spoken,
But that's all the shape of a five point star means to me now or will ever mean to me
And to think,
The American flag has 50 of the
50 wife beating pedophile men
On a red white and blue flag
That waves just to remind me
I was born a fat ugly black woman
To be a slave
And there's no one to save us
I want to senselessly beat the man in the dirty white Nikes and Jansport backpack
Just like I was beaten senselessly by the man called Starr,
The devil in disguise as my first love
Still trying to chase my soul from its dream
Back into his nightmarish under realms of unhygienic hatred, vomit stained rugs
And piss stained couches,
Phlegm on the walls and
Nothing on but Diablo
And old episodes of The Sopranos.
—but I still love The Sopranos;
And I still love my one and only
Good thing that ever happened
From an awful marriage
That buried me
wonder what's on this side of the train to write
Maybe nothing
Nothing I like, anyway
Some guy that just thinks i'm some ugly black bitch
Of course
All the white rich dudes
Are horrible
I miss the poor surfers
Blowing blunts and wishing they was with blondes,
With me tucked under their arms
I need a tummy tuck to find love
Goddamn,
I'm miserable just sitting here
At least I get a glance at her
The tattooed God
With the pink hair
Where's Wanda
Sai the Saige
Don't say ahit
Unless its music
Sai the Saige says
Turn the page
For more sermons
Sai the Saige sings her words carefully
Writes forwards for whole books in four words
Four worlds down,
Now four more.
That's a world tour.
Lil biiiiiiitzzz
Bro, I might never have sex again.
There's a new STD on the loose
And patient zero is a white man from New York in his 30's
FUCKING GROSS.
Where's wanda
Where's Waldo
Ah FUCK
I got your wallet
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.
SOMETHING
which one are you?!
Nothing, nobody.
Sunni?!
I'm not Sonny, you're Sonny.
I'm not—
Don't say it
Whatever
Where is it?
Where's what?
The rock
You're on the rock!
I that's not —
Stop it
what I meant!
Which one are you—
Who are you
8mm
I'm the cosmic—
Whatever the fuck.
Gimmie the rock
Get off of me
I think too much
I think I have a disease
I think too much
But I don't think much of me
It's just as much as I want
A three musketeers bar,
That's far fetched
For a vegan
With 12 dollars in the budget
For the rest of the month
Goddamn.
One down
20 to go
Call someone
To take your husband
Home
I'm drunk
I'm stuck in this thought
At the bottom of the rock
Damn. 8 always/ eight ways to get lost here
Not today though, I hope
Follow the smell of coffee
— the open doors
This the stairs—
— up a couple stories.
Muscle memory, I—
Wait.
Are there stairs to the top of the rock?
I would walk them.
Shazam, what's this lame ass fucking song?
Ugh, at least I have muscle memory.
OUCH.
COME ON.
OUCH.
Come with me.
Ugh. I have so fucking much to do.
*I have so much fucking to do.
Okay, now what do I do?
Just jump!
That seems like a bad idea.
It's the only idea you've got.
That's not even my idea!
—but it's the only idea you've got!
OKAY, I've got an idea!
What's it?
Wtf, I've never even seen this many people here.
What is this, a field trip?
GODDAMIT
JUST JMP.
i can't, I'm scared!
Okay. Then I'll push you.
No don't
*push*
helicopter: fluh - fluh- fluh- flh
THERE HE IS—
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
AGHHHHHHHH.
GIANT BIRD OF PREHy-
SNATCH.
GODDAMN
Turn SIM down
Okay, how much.
Just a little
How's that
That's better.
Okay.
Look, I am not interested in you.
I get that, Jimmy Fallon.
I am just doing my job, okay.
I get it, Jim.
Okay?! Do you understand.
I understand.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
So what is your job, exactly?
I keep my mouth shut,
Hands fisted misdirected,
But staying on track
Thank god they put this shit here
Hands in my pocket equals words undocumented
I can't help but to admit
I almost wasn't even writing before this
Now fast forward
Every time I'm under this, it feels like I'm already in my own show or something
Of course,
I used to love a good revolving door
Shit
I used to love at all
Man! I hate the rock!
Why.
Cause fuck Jimmy Fallon, that's why!
why?!
CAUSE.
Look, the you from the other dimension should be coming around that corner any minute.
Okay, for what.
To use the restroom.
Make sure she
They:
What.
Me is a “they”
Whatever.
I love the rush of death telling me to jump as the oncoming train approaches from behind me
I could be blinded by the light.
Look, 6'3
God knows what I need
And that makes history
Make sure when you —
when she —-
—goes into the bathroom, find Fallon and give him the—
I know what to do.
Alright,
YO.
NO. LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'm married with a family!
I don't find you attractive! At all!
I know that, asshole!
I only want you for your fame and money!
Wait, really?
No, you handsome basta'd!
Goddammit…
Goddammit! Sunni!?
I knew that was you!
It is me—but the other me is somewhere, so take this—quickly back to the 4th dimension—-
This is the fourth dimension!
Wait, it is?!
YES. What dimension did you think it was
The 8th!
The 8th?! THAT EXISTS?!
yeah!!! Where the fuck are you from?!
The third, I thought!
Thank god, here's this fucking train.
Well, fuck off, then! I gotta go find the 8th dimensional Jimmy Fallon!
What! For what?!
That's priveleged information
Ascended extraterrestrials only, broh!
Woah, woah, woah, don't “bro” me.
I said “broh”
What?! That's what I said—
No, you said—
Whatever. “Broh”,—
—now you said it—
—I'm coming with you—
Don't be homo.
—but, you're a woman, I thought.
That's what's you think.
That's what the tabloids said…
You wanna know what the tabloids said about you?
In which dimension?
Right?! Now shut up. Come on.
[they move quickly towards the—
Towards the where?
I don't know. I've only ever been at the bottom of the rock:
I don't get it. If the antenna is on the top,
Then why did my vibe go.
GLUH.
Sorry:
No , that's a lot; what is that:
—you really think I'm handsome?
I think you're an asshole.
I hate writing at the rock
(Launching to onesel.)
Wtf was that supposed to be
(Laughing to one's self)
Or
(Lunching to one's self?)
Or
(Launching to—
Fuck it, I don't know.
You look ridiculous.
At least i can just write it off to
“Mental Health Problems”
MEANWHILE
Check it out. The devil is following me.
What.
Wanna see.
What the FUCK is that?
He wants my soul.
WOAH.
Yeah, cool, right.
No!
Yeah it is…
What the hell happened
I sucked him off once:
You what.
Calm down. I didn't know it was the devil.
Holy!
It's was un Unholy
See.
Damn Satan
Youuuuuuu are fucking gross.
Yeah.
Nice tattoos though.
I thought you'd like this.
I do. Who's your body?
Some drunk.
The alcoholics are so easy.
What about my soul.
What about your soul, dude?
Why doesn't he want my soul?
He already has your soul.
What?! I never sold my sold my soul.
That's what you think.
Oh, I get it
Comcast owns Jimmy Fallon.
Actually, Nancy Drew does, or whatever.
What's her name
Nancy!
HUH- what!!
DREW BARRYMORE.
GET IN HERE!!!!
woah. Okay. I gotta get back to the 90's.
Why!
I left my
DREW BARRYMORE
GODDAMIT.
Sorry,
JUST GET OUT.
She is cute, though.
She's so fucking cute.
Hey,
What.
Put me on your hit list,
For what.
Cause.
No way, dude.
So it's this Nancy Drew Character
Uh huh.
Then Comcast
Correct.
Then NBC/Universal.
uh-huh
Then Lorne Michaels—
Wait
Correct.
Fuck man. So you mean the portion of Jimmy Fallon I won in that game of 8 dimensional poker is pretty much nothin.
It's pretty much—
Worthless.
Not worthless.
What are you saying—
I'm saying—
I'm not a real woman
I just saw a real woman
With a long skirt
And a body worthy of love
Beautiful hair
And face like porcelain
Nothing upon the sleeves strewn in ink
Petite
I could never be a real woman
Actually, you know what.
I could have worn anything
But I'm not showing up for anything at Rockerfeller Plaza dressed like my inner cumslut
YOUR “INNER” CUMSLUT
THAT WSS AWESOME
I know, God.
*belches juicy semen, slurps*
You're—a fucking awful person, though, just awful.
I know.
Just—disgusting.
Yeah, but—
—that was the best blowjob I ever had
Yep. *burps—slurps* ufgh.
—and you swallowed all of it. I don't know how!
Both: That's was so much!
Haha yeah:
Jinx! You owe me a blowjob.
Okay!
You're fucking gross.
Yeah.
Oh wow.
That went deep.
I mean, not really “deep” it went aural.
*oral*
I swear to god if you publish this
POSTED
DAMN. that dude is good looking.
Why is he dating someone that looks like a mouseS
Maybe he's into mouce face
I guess.
I'm into mouse face.
[deadmau5]
Be nice.
Hey!
What: what do you want
That guys an asshole!
Duh!
Okay. I love white people
But they're weird sometimes
I was lookin at this dude on the train
Like real hard,
And I swear to God, I couldn't tell if that was his girl
Or his twin sister
I was like
What I the fuck am I lookin at
Idk but I like it
It's almost refreshing to see sliders that aren't made of plastic or whatever awful material
OH. CONAN O BRIEN
YEAH.
But mad young.
That's—
LUCIFER!
Hahahaha what
GET BACK HERE.
DAMN.
That's one good looking kid.
Dammit dammit dammit
A bunch of handsome white dudes I want nothing to do with
It's true
I do like the fame
The power
The respect
The money, I could give or take
Or make my own
Just so you'll date me
The power, I like
The respect and the fame
So your name came and went with the hour
And the sunset
I might take walk in the rain
Because my body is ugly
And I just want to be loved
A husband
Two dogs
And pushing a stroller
Of course, there's the part that just wants to have fun
Get fucked up
Love someone I trust enough
To rub against
Without a rubber
Against the grain
Our heads together
He grabs the back of my neck
And I just can't handle it
Fuck. I love mad men— and I love men when they're mad
Especially Fallon
That's somebody's dad in the bathtub, yeah mate
Somebody back at the opera
Probably phantoms
There you go
You've got you a girl
So grab her hand
And hold onto her
Don't let her know
If you love or fuck someone else
Just for the fun of it
Don't break her head and her heart at the same time
She might not come back from it
Like I never did
I never came back
I was punched in the face maybe 5
Or like 6 times
Before I got up, became Skrillex, went for a a run with the dogs
And then did it again
Never was god, though
I got a lot of problems
I love the waterfront
But no one loves me
I'm left in the lobby a lot
Like Miley, in that one song
I guess I'm destiny
Or perhaps I'm your density
Once upon a time, I walked here
Once a upon a time, I worked here,
Shout out to number six.
This one is sung for you
This verse undoes the hex.
Remind me to get your mom hallmark card, someone uttered
I fucking love her
Remember to stop at the shopping carts before your long walk home
Almost hoping you're soaked in the strange acid rain
So hard
You forget what your name is
I spent a whole plot of a film
Just trying to be famous
Luckily,
I think The Tonight Show stops taping in the summer,
So with any luck,
The real Jimmy Fallon is somewhere in Greece or some shit
Rich assholes and their summer vacations—
I'm guessing,
But still unwavering in the back of my mind somewhere
That no matter what,
Whenever I'm at 30 Rock, I'm being watched.
The entire cast of 30 rock is watching the legends saga in 3D, along with some of the keynote cast of Saturday night live—
Don't be selfish
I'm not. I don't know what else I used to watched that's owned by this media conglomerate
ahem.
SLASH/Universal.
Oh, so we are doing this back to the future revamp
depends, are you gonna keep being fat,
Or be spry, like Marty McFly
And just for the fuck of it,
You're the new Hanson in the new 21 Jumpstreet Movie
SUNNI BLU
Aight,
SUPA
Dammit.
TINA FEY
Do you smell donuts.
LIZ LEMON
no, it's cookies
Follow the smell of the cookies.
I get it.
I got it.
Try to remain unseen!
LOOK AT ME. I'M AT THE BASE OF A GIANT PE—
COCK.
LUTZ
When's the action?!
Notes:
Chocolate man makes everything chocolate
Okay. That's stupid.
Chocolate!
Chocolate!
Uhhh—-
TINA FEY
What are you doing here?!?
JIMMY FALLON
I work here…what are you doing here?
TINA FEY
I have tenure
JIMMY FALLON.
*purses lips*
[tina tries to hide the entire cast Reunion of late 90s/early 2000's SNL cast members behind her
TINA FEY
(Nervously)
tah—uh;
I thought you were on vacation.
JIMMY FALLON *squinting under dark sunglasses*
I redacted it.
What does that mean?
MAYA RUDOLPH
(Munching popcorn, wearing overalls)
I know what it means.
Mm.
What does that mean?
I read the comics.
CUT TO:
I have something to tell you.
Okay, what.
It can't be over the phone.
Okay.
-31
Where the firefighters is?
I got some propolis cough syrup for the stalkers
Where is it!
Where is what?
You know what.
What?
From the fountain.
It wasn't me! I don't have it.
. .
. .
Now my days are shattered
My heart is scattered
Around down,
Fowl feathers of the night owl
Dancing in my head
In given nightgowns
Right now
Put the candle out
Put the light on
Every night,
I'm gone
Wandering around
In the eye of the camera,
My orb
Falcon turned to black panther
I prance around in a dance robe
Like a disaster
Put it out there,
Just so I can't go back
Pass the cake
Pass the butter
Pass the late night hatred
Pass away the day praying
For the faithless
And their fake friends, but
I digress
Once the cameras are rolling
A job's to be done
For the funny men of us
Are undercover
Dressing up the dead
And most disgusting sinister
The winded wonder bread apostles
I am a robot god
I am born again in acid rain
Something changed me
Here's to the late night
I hope he hates me
—I hope I'm right, at least
I hate being right—
But I'm always right.
Right hand over my bathroom counter
Stacked up attacks on the Muslims
But I love em
Or I want to
Hot tub
The doctor
Don't worry, loser
Viewerships down to two downloads
According to the numbers
My demographic is faggots and players of forenig
I have a habit for magic
Addiction to alphas,
You know?
I'm a God
I'm a robot
I was washed in the acid rain
—-
Take the back of my neck like an animal
Yes sir
Put my hair in your hands
Pull me back,
Like an animal
Up the ante
Up in the air is my ass
In a past life
I had to have you
Now I stand I higher grounds
I'm higher now
Coming up next
A deeper addiction
Coming up next
A deeper dicking
John Wiccan
Coming up next
Change the channel, coming over
Move em up
The winners circle
Then move over.
I lit a candle for another lover
A real one ,
With a body and mind
The tide of my soul wants to know you
Behold, way below deck
Deep dick
Imm in deep shit now
Way below the belt
Blow all my hole on the dope fiend
Do you want to know me
A piñata full of chocolate
Ive got a new list
And you're not on it
Aagain with this
Again with the
What's in my head
It's a letter said
Never forget this
Forget this
Forget this
Tell me how to be like this
To get a man like that
To get a real deep dick
That's way below deck
I should settle for less
Just to get my head better
Some medical man
Or some meth
Just to finish this project
I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets,
The proctor
The trophy,
Two daughters
And another one
Here's goes the show
I'm way too old for this
I just need one good Fred Again
Who knows how to hide he's a man
But conspired
Admirers,
You know what it is?
A deep dick, man
Way, below deck
Way below the belt
Get ahold of him
Ring the phone again
I been calling on Collin
Coleen is more polished
It's brother sister sameness,
Same mess for the colonizer
White on white is
Right on right
I'm just behind you
Way under the bridge
Belt around my head to make it better
I'll see you in heaven
Out of Manhattan
Where trash is the precipice
Never better
Bodies in perfection
Where it went
And where it goes again
I'll see you then
So apparently—
Shh
Wrong document
great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently—
[JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON]
What. For WHAT?!
Idk, what did you do to this bitch?
What did I say?!
What did you do?!
JENNIFER ANNISTON
I'm not finished with you, yet!
WHAT?
I don't know.
Apparently,
Goddammit.
Wait.
What.
So he's a genius, right?
Yeah, I guess.
Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way….
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Flashback:
Like: the 90's, or whatever.
…are you turning me down?
Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo
Before.
Hello.
hello:
Yeah. We could have done it.
Ew.
But we didn't.
Ew.
I mean:
Cut back to:
Nobody turns me down! Not even me!
Alright.
There's something off about that dude.
Maybe he's gay…
Hm.
He not gay.
He very not gay.
Hm.
See, I knew it. He's a good guy!
[REDACTED]
He's a MONSTER!
He's an ANIMAL.
WOOOOOOOOOOF .
Oh man, that guy is a
WOOF. I'm a DOG.
Skrillex?
I'm a dog
Heeeeeeeeeeee
Baby
Heeeeeeeeee
Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches
—a list celebrity.
CUT BACK TO
I'M SUPER HOT.
Hmhm. I know.
Listen.
Okay, Jennifer Aniston.
Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?!
NO!
Okay, good.
God no.
That's—
Wait, why NOT?!
—I need way more than a million dollars.
I knew it! It's about the money.
It's actually not about the money.
Wait, no, it's not?
No.
…then what is it?
Yo.
Okay, so
Everybody likes his genetics.
And I mean like
FUCK IT, I WANT HIM.
This one. I want this one!
Right here.
ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM.
Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but—
What.
I'm—
JOHNNY CARSON
LOOK AT ME.
Ah, well, alright
TAG, YOURE IT.
DAMN, you're good.
Okay, I'm stoned.
Damn. I got a boner.
Cool.
JLO
look at me .
I see you.
You do see me. You know why?
…yes.
I am a-list.
I get that.
That's priority level ho status.
Uhhh—-
Ben affleck.
That's real?!
Some other guy—
This guy.
Wait,
But that Fallon motherfucker?!
[Redacted]
He turned me down!
Hey, so, uh—
No thanks.
WHAT.
*shrugs.
*
BITCH.
Look, okay, I'm not touching this.
Why NOT,
His WIFE is CUTE.
Dawwwe.
Gangsta.
Oh, no, you know what?!
What?
You're gonna write this—
And you're gonna like it.
Pass.
PASS?!
Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon.
ATTACK.
THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ.
That is a nice midlife crisis.
Yikes.
Aaaaaahhh. Wow.
What happened.
I shifted Fallon.
And then wa—
I think I died.
I'm dying. I'm dying.
You're probably right.
My right to write this
Is your right to remain a public figure
For this cyclical fan fiction
I suck dicks for a living
And inhale tlevision
Schizophrenic sickness
Illuminati, predictive
Programmings
I'm so spamming
These hoes
Hoping I slit writsts
(Only my own though)
So
Most of the late night guys are
Conviniently enough Irish
In some way or another
Probably because
Predictive programming targets the demographic of
Somewhat
You know what?!
Nevermind, I'm not writing this.
I get it though.
I think they're hiding something.
Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian.
Positive.
Or like, adopted.
No.
Are you sure?
I mean, for the the most part—
They would never allow a—
I mean—
Just water it down host by host,
Until the racists are too old
To care who replaces him.
Shiny.
He is shiny.
Yeah, um—
Let's just face it;
Either this dude
Is the most perfect man ever
Or he's secretly getting laid every week.
What's so secret about
None of these things.
[redacted]
Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you;
But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock
For my own sake
This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights
What the fuck!
I need a break,
What does that mean?
The entertainment industry's been
Using me for years
At some point realizing
My infinite creativity
Comes from my
Inability to have
Actually
Every really been
Loved
So.
So.
No love, then.
Seems like it.
What about these?
Look. I like WHITE DUDES.
WHIIIIIIITE.
Not brown
Not black
Not slanted
Not Asian, really?
UGH.
The only reason—
—well, not the only reason—
I even hated him in the first place is because he
WAS so attractive
He's breaking 4th wall! Again!
Quit breaking character!
I am.
Stop it.
Fuck you, Fallon.
—that he just seemed like a douchebag.
—is a douchbag!
Always trust your gut.
There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it.
FUCKING FALLON!
GODDAMMIT,
Dude, let's just think back to a time before
OOH. COLORS.
THE COLORS.
OH.
FUCK.
Yo dude.
Fallon just kind of—
Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he?
Yeah..:
Yeah.
For like, no reason.
No reason at all.
Yeah. He was just
Everywhere I went
Everything I saw
On everywhere I was
GODDAMMIT,
For like FIVE YEARS, bro.
That's nuts.
This is nuts.
This is famous.
W
What.
How did he get that famous?
Let me in.
No,
LET ME IN.
NO.
LET ME OUT.
Can't.
LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU.
Kill me. I don't care.
What:
I think I scared that man.
He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been.
I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was.
Nobody at all.
I looked him in the eye,
Dead on
And I told him
“Just do it.”
Now tell me again what's wrong with me.
I—
Right.
Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera—
And shut the fuck up.
Cause if anybody's gonna kill me—
It's gonna be me.
N sync, it's gonna be me.
GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW.
Why not
WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT
No, we are not.
Take it away, boys.
So you wouldn't date—
After Britney, bro?
Awhs.
[Tales of a Superstar DJ]
Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really—
Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to moral decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate and star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head.
Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then.
An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself…
[INFINITE HOWLING LAUGHTER LEAS BY TINA FEY AND JIMMY FALLON'S COLLEGUES, FRIENDS, and FORMER CAST MATES]
*literally crying of hysterical laugher*
Have you seen this?
What it it?
{Enter The Multiverse}
I'm way too tired for a remix;
All i really want is some fries that are french
And some thighs that are thick
Like mine to sit on
like five or six dicks
Pick up up like chopped sticks
Tina Fey
Amy Peohler or however you spell it
Maya Rudolph
Ratchel Dratch
Kristen Wiig
Kristen Shaal
Melissa Mccarthy - might be the only non-SNL member
The Cosmic Avenger
Damn. That dude lost his whole name.
He lost everything.
So Wait, that's Eight.
Yep.
Who are the other two?
Gimmie the pop tart movie
Fir what.
To laugh. I want to laugh.
YEE
hehe
I ANT
Weird shirtless overall pictures—-
wtf is THIS.
MAYA
Ok, check this out.
God, this is hideous.
I think we might be related.
Alright guys, I found it!
Yes!
Finally!
The problem is—
When I got there
*sniffs*
FALLON.
—Fallon had already been there.
Ah,Christ.
How does he do that?
By the power of CHRIST, I compel you!!!
Oh shit, he is good at this.
Uh, I gotta get going.
Look, I'm gonna need some time.
Alright.
Just tell me, you'll consider this.
Ok—my son.
And please—
Your secret is safe with me.
God.
Hm.
We need your help.
I'm “the help”
“Father Knows Best”
You know you're going to Hell for this.
I do come home sometimes.
Great, she missed it.
Oh shit.
Yep.
And you're gonna—
I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want, with whoever the fuck I want.
Why is there still deadmau5 in this—
What's this.
Pudding
No, this is
This is a really long episode of whatever it is, shutthefuck
Uh oh.
You know, we can't do this.
There is absolutely nothing you cannot do.
Absolutely nothing.
Ok. You guys are all in here—
—Somewhere.
Yay!
Yes!
Elevatorsz!
Except you.
What.
Stay out.
WHAT.
Actually, you know what?
What?
Move.
He switched me seats.
Uh…
Okay—now get the fuck out.
FUCK.
Meanwhile:
Bad news dude.
Aww. What's up.
Your dick still sucks.
WHAT.
Sorry, bros. I tried.
So did I!
It was bad. Maybe worse than before.
HOWS THATS POSSIBLE.
I dunno, but—damn.
Damn!
BEFORE:
lil dicky got rich and famous—
Now all the girls lie to him
And tell him that his dick is awesome
He has no idea at all
Whether or not
His dick still sucks
WHAT IN THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THIS KID?
I don't know. Let me see.
*roundhouse kick to the face*
[blank stare]
Fuck, alright, well—
Just put him in there with the other broken ones.
“The other broken ones?”
This—for some reason happens, sometimes.
What? How often?
Like, a lot?
Opens door to roomful of lifeless bodies with blank canvas syndrome.
So wait,
Why isn
They say all it takes is one song—
What if the money you make is all wrong?
Went from blonde to dark blonde
Spent it all on repairing the Honda
Hell naw
Isn't it awful, what we all are,
Or what have you—
I just hope that this isn't at all
What you meant by this
It is, and it isn't
It's just helpless
Useless
Combinations
Concentrations, focus—
Dance lessons
Synchronized swimming
It's just living,
Infinite.
Combinations
Complications
Hyper focus
Dance lessons
This is is not a dance class
It's a fist fight!
This is not a dancehall—
It's a collesium
Did you see em
Did you see em
This is not this morning,
It's this evening—
And I'm warning you to
Leave me alone
Leave me in the Tv then!
That wasn't me, this was my clone.
This is my office, not my home.
Imm never home.
1-800-⌨️
NEVER ALONE
Shout out to Amanda,
I'm still aneorexic, somehow
I was his punching bag,
Now he just wants me back
Shout out to Alaska
I should book some shows out there
How's my dad been
How's the husband
He's a has been.
I HAS BEEEEEEEN!
How long is this gonna take, you think?
I think-
I think—
I think I just need
TWO WEEEEEEEKS.
I don't know why, but I needed that.
Shout out to Amanda
Now I can do algebra.
Shout out to Alaska
I should go back there
Shout out to the past, man
I should go back there
You're not here for Skrillex, are you?
Does it look like I'm here for Skrillex, to you?
Whatever you do, just
Whatever you do just—
Oh shit, here she comes
Here she comes
Play “stupid”
What the fuck's wrong with you
Turn off the phone
No, I'm stupid!
Swiftly stops at seven just to remember:
That— isn't it sinister what the plan is
To deliver this message to the planet
I got the water.
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Jorgie!!!
Dont cry, mama—
I'm Rick James!
Don't cry!
(I know who you are…)
Mama,
I'm Rick James
Alright, alright, alright
What's good—
Steve Slattery
Uh.
John Martin.
Really?!
Does she serious get us confused?!
Are you not like— the same guy.
“The Same guy”
I feel like this should be in a seperate document.
I feel like it shouldn't.
It's true!
It's true!
It's just like this now
She's just like this now!
THERE THEY ARE.
THERE'S TINA
TINA SAY WHAT.
Nothing. Nothing. Listen—
[MAYA RUDOLPH—just has that look on her face]
Yeah. I'm DRUNK.
Everybody's drunk.
*dancing*
SOMEBODY GET ME OUT THIS PETH—
—uNNHHH
PRTY.
Where Uptown A at?
Sober. Doing my job. Preforming.
Oh nice.
Which you all should be.
IMPOSSIBLE:
You have officially rendered us
UNSTOPPABLE!
—dysfunctional drunken idiots.
BANG—BANG—
Oh shit, here they come
BANG BANG!
Chitty chitty
TITTIES!
SHHH! We're censoring, still
This is NBC or Disney or something
Everybody should be—
We should be streaming it
STREAMERS!
AND STRIPPERS.
Is that all we needed from the dollar store
Oh what the fuck.
That's crazy that this is all the same party.
In. Ents.
Idiots,
Wait, are those DUDES.
It appears so.
ARE THERE GUYS HERE?!
LOOKS LIKE IT!
CHICK FIGHT!!
The vocals go around the head to choke you,
Woah, dude,
I don't know what you go through,
To open those throat chakras,
Oh, I do know
Oh so lowly
This is a lot, I can't even.
This is the winner since intermittent detention centers mental facilities and interests in domestic and international terrorism, respectively, but
To be honest, I should slow down,
Format formally for a moment,
Go somewhere I don't go,
I don't know,
I should grow up though,
Show up to a show or
No.
GO, GO—
GET IN THE BOAT
NO
YOURE A GHOST!
BE A
GHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAATTTT
GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
stop it.
Who tf are these tweakers?
Just leave them alone. I'm pretty sure there's gonna be like a whole soundtrack to this by the morning or something.
WHEN'S THE MORNING
SUN!!! COME BACK!!!!
Hello, Moon
Just wait for a while,
I am an army of men;
Puppet I'm pulling the strings
No man, I'm all on my own
That's for now
But who knows
I can do bad all by myself
Come on
I'll show you
Curtains close,
Lights up,
Curtains open
Lights down
One man show
I'm a whole
One man show
I can do bad all by my—
Luminous
Illuminate me, I am
(I am, I am)
Luminous
Illuminous
Illuminous
Luminous
Go for a run,
Soak in the tub
You know?
One door open,
One more close
Where you go?
You go this way,
And I go that, hon
Let's do lunch soon
Take your number
You know what?
I'm done with this
(I'm done with this stuff, I don't want in no more)
I'll show you
Curtains close,
Lights up,
Curtains open
Lights down
One man show
I'm a whole
One man show
I can do bad all by my—
Luminous
Illuminate me, I am
(I am, I am)
Luminous
Illuminous
Illuminous
Luminous
It's no wonder you're up with the sun
It's one in the morning,
You're still making coffee
You started a world war
—all I want is some water!
You wanted a broke heart
My scars, all I wanted was love
Now what's up?
I been up for a month
I got up making coffee at
One in the morning
I still got no words for these verses
I read duteronomy
Here's some astronomy
No more scars on my sky
city lights
Now I'm way up high
You like that, hun?
Yeah I'm way, way up
I don't it no more
I'm so done with this stuff
Thought you started a whole war
You can have the whole world
For a glass of water
You broke the part of my heart
That was giving a fuck
Now it doesn't
Now you lost it
I don't even want it no more
I am an army of men;
Puppet I'm pulling the strings
No man, I'm all on my own
That's for now
But who knows
I can do bad all by myself
Come on
Story:
The owner of an underground/illegal nightclub pays his talent in drugs—but when the new DJ refuses and asks for cash up front, a dangerous clash is enacted, and ‘the talent' groups together and hatches a plan to take what belongs to them, by staging a robbery at a massive flash-mob style party.
Damn. Ok. Well we'll see about this.
What's the budget.
Crunching.
More Maya…
Rupoloh.
Sure
MAYA!
—Angelou— or Rudolph?
Rudolph; but I can summon Maya Angelou, if you want.
No thanks; I did that already in the first season.
We might be related or something.
MINNIE RIPPERTON
We both have the same weird, Afrocentric
No-shirt overall wearing
Family Photo.
I don't understand.
Nobody does!
This is fucked up.
Yeah.
This is fucked up.
Kendrick Lamar Style Flow
Don't key my car:
You'll be callin collect!
I got rearview mirrors in the back of my head
Don't get up right now, son–
Go back to bed
I got kids all over,
be pulling my leg!
Luke, I am your Father!
Oh My
Oh My God
On top of the Watchlist
You make money off dope;
I made it on craigslist
Still be sniffin that coke
But now i'm on A list
I'm the greatest
Ey Miss!
I missed too many calls
(Airplane Mode)
I just started my day
(Whole Workload)
I might need a buffet
(Like Whole Foods)
Sashe, Pas De Bourre
(That's a code word)
No dance floor?
Now you're done for
My forte
Four-to-the-floor
Hardcore
I drop bass on the encore
Front row won't go
But i'm already out the front door
You don't know
I just hopped inside the helicopter,
or chopper, chopped broccoli in my cup
That's supper;
Sleep/ Wake then
Surf's up
In the morning
When i got there
(Coastal show,
Shower,
Then another club
Encore
Front row lined up
I'm already at the front door
They want more
I'm too sore, for sure
Off subject,
I dropped in
Harder than Paulie
On my surfboard
(Another code word)
This is my world:
Another club,
Then I'm off for a monday
Or somethin'
Write another song
At the buffet
–Tales of a Superstar DJ
Amen.
Fuck! I didn't even get to watch desperate housewives!
Don't fuck with her! She's a trained assassin!
GET ON THE GROUND.
NO!
GET ON THE GROUND– OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!
SO?
IF I SHOOT YOU, YOU WILL DIE.
OK?
“OK”? YOU WILL DIE.
YEAH, AND?
Kind of frustrating hunting down somebody who already has a deathwish.
What do you do with someone who has no fear of death.
Give them life.
I'm telling you, we probably shouldn't be doing this.
*shrugs*
You split yourselves into two entirely separate individuals at once, just so you could see whose dick is longer?
Technically, three entirely separate individuals.
THIS ISN'T FAIR.
Do you ever think?
Sometimes, but it's usually pretty gross.
I mean about the implications of these things!
You are the implications of these things! I split my soul ONE time into 8 BILLION or so individuals, before this even had happened.
WOAH, WHAT HAPPENED.
I'm giving you planetary confinement.
What.
You–can stay here. On this planet.
No.
It's racist–and primitive.
No–
And you're black.
Please–
I'm leaving.
–don't–
–and i'm taking your portal gun with me.
YOU PUT A PORTAL ON MY FACE?!
Genius.
Incredible.
I didn't think it would be a big deal.
He has two!
Okay, time for work.
But i didn't even sl–
Coffee.
Ouh.
…
…
—
I don't think we should be doing this
TIA
We probably shouldn't.
TAMERA
We very much shouldn't.
What are you guys doing.
Nothing.
SHh.
Summoning the devil.
It's not the devil.
It might be.
Hush.
Is that a pentagram.
Technically it's a star, with a circle around it.
That's a pentagram.
It's not a pentagram!
Is that a ouiji board?
NO.
Yes.
Let me see.
Ugh!
I wanna help.
MEANWHILE.
MORGAN FREEMAN enters an empty train car:
Oh God, This.
Yes it is!
What!? Are you dead!
Entirely empty, that is–besides SUPACREE.
No, you are!
Great, so you're dead!
I'm–not dead.
Is Bob Saget with you?
I'm not DEAD.
What about Fraiser?
What?
Kelsey Grammer!
God rest his soul.
SEE!
I'm not dead–
[beat, an eerie shadowy silence in the dimly lit traincar]
I'm a Legend.
What.
I wrote that/
You wrote that.
What.
Ugh. Look. Morgan Freeman.
[Morgan Freeman]
I–am–like a paranoid schizophrenic, or something–
So, who isn't?!
It might be catatonic, I don't know–I got this whole dead-hand–thing–going on.
What is that?
I don't know. It might just be too much deadmau5.
I don't understand.
No, Morgan Freeman. I don't understand. Anything about this life. Or this world.
The fourth dimension.
I definitely don't know anything about that.
You're in it.
Whatever. Look.
[Morgan Freeman]
God, you have so many freckles.
[Morgan Freeman]
Look. I got problems.
We all do!
Nah, not like–Hollywood problems, I'm like, a real psycho and shit.
Sounds like Hollywood.
Everything sounds like Hollywood–because nothing is real anymore–everything is for the gram, the points don't matter–nothing actyally matters. At all.
Oh?
Oh.
The train comes to a sudden halt, the lights dim theatrically.
Not even this?
[pause]
He holds out a strange object; a golden necklace, which begins to change in appearance–morphing between a medallion, as seen throughout the seasons, and into other integral objects from throughout the series; a small golden pinata;
You know who gave it to me?
…Who?
Got ya.
He holds out a strange object; a golden necklace, which begins to change in appearance–morphing between a medallion, as seen throughout the seasons, and into other integral objects from throughout the series; a small golde pinata ;
Fuck dude, i'm too tired to write this.
But you kind of have to.
I mean i don't have to.
YOU HAVE TO.
I–WHAT?
YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
WHY.
BECAUSE OTHERWISE I DON'T EVEN EXIST;
Then don't exist…
I'M JUST A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR SHOW.
Come on Drew, knock it off.
Wait, is this Drew Carey, or Barrymore.
Either or. That's why I didn't write the characters name.
Well, which is it?
It literally doesn't matter.
Yes it does.
Honestly?! It could be both! We just shoot it with both and keep whichever one we like better!
But how do we know which is actually “better?”
Just do it and mix it–cut it up together or something–I don't know! Cut takes! Cut Takes!
Ooh, did someone say CUPCAKES.
Don't mind if i DO.
Well, I do!
Why?! What's wrong?!
Yeah! What's the big deal!
I'm on a gluten free-thing
Oh yeah?
Keto. Or someshit. I don't know.
Oh.
Oh.
So you don't want these
No, I don't.
And you wouldn't mind if I–
Come on, man.
So Good.
Grow up.
Hey man, i'm pushin 40.
Well, I pushed 40–and it pushed back. Get your cupcakes out of my face.
You're no fun.
Hey! Aren't you that one guy from rick and morty.
Formerly.
Oh yeah! That's right! You were Rick AND Morty.
Hence the name.
Wow.
Phewf. I heard about that.
Yeah, me too.
Sounds real bad, how that turned out.
Such a shame.
Speaking of shame–
You're speaking, I'm snacking.
That's not that clever.
We'll work on it The point is, he's eating the cupcakes.
That's not–wait a minute–hold on.
What now?
How are we ever gonna get these three guys in a room together.
[Meanwhile, in another dimension–these three are tied up (read: bound and gagged) in a room together.
–Let alone to agree to this!?
SUPACREE removes the gag from the man's [JOSH PECK'S] mouth.
I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS.
That's what she said!
Hey! That's not fair! I was never caught up in a scandal!
The key word, I believe, is “never caught”
That's two words!
SHUTTHEFUCKUP. How many words is that?
I WANT MY LAWYER!!!!
For what? This isn't court. Wouldn't you want the police first?
WELL THEN, I WANT THE POLICE.
The Police are here.
Wait, they are?
Oh, thank God
Not so fast.
THE POLICE enter with full entourage.
Introducing: The Police–playing their number one greatest smash hit!
Groupies: Woooo!
STING
I hope you ladies bought the meet-and-greet package, if you know what I mean. *winks awkwardly* You know what I mean.
Oh my God.
Since you dudes love doing creepy dude shit, I brought some more notoriously creepy dudes to sing the literally creepiest song ever written about being a creepy dude.
That's not fair.
But it's funny.
THE POLICE Begin to play ‘I'll be Watching You”
–and they're gonna play it on loop until I get back with your other-dimensional selves so we can fix all this.
“WE”
“FIX ALL THIS”
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Nobody seems to know.
“--I'll be watching you–”
I was FRAMED.
CUT TO
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
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a golden pocket watch, a wrist watch, a compass–it changes and morphs so quickly that it begins to seem to spin time itself into a whirlwind, until finally a portal opens up from within his hand–a portal which quickly devours him entirely, morphing him into
Fuck, what the fuck happened after that
Idk I got off the train I guess
This is really terribly written
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. ©
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-Ū.
“The New Adventures of Old Supacree”
This is not what I intentioned.
Well, what had you intentioned,
dammit , how do you spell her name?
Spell it? I can barely say it!
“C'cx–
WRONG.
How would you say this name.
Axel?
Thas' a stupid name
Not for a Rockstar.
That's already a rockstar
Is it?
Whatever, man.
The Rock must have been buzzing in some sort of special way on this day; because for some reason, I couldn't stop thinking about it.
I had finally rearranged the remainder of my seemingly new surroundings— the miniature Keurig— a status symbol, of course— looked handsome on the work desk— the cat tree seemed to match, though with no actual feesible monetary income,, no actual cat, and no end in sight— the tree itself would have to be enough to lift my spirits. It was a nice cat tree, almost untouched and looking very brand new— though the couch had a few scratches, though easily hidden with the decorative use of a couple throws—at least I had a couch, and all that was left to accomplish before fully enjoying was to arrange an order of Febreeze to rid it of its previous owner's dandruff smell, and general mismanagement—besides that, it was itself almost brand new as well, and it seemed a strange new world to wake up in, after sleeping in a nearly empty apartment for 6 months; there was 6 months left in my lease, and I was getting nervous that they would try to push me out—hopefully I would find someplace better, or at the very least higher up—with the same amenities intact. Still, I was working as diligently as in could on organizing—at least the recordings, to put together the next group of projects as quickly as I could— nevermind the writing—and there was so, so much of it, I hadn't a clue what to do.
I had been avoiding Rockefeller Plaza like the plague for quite sometime—it always made me nervous in a sort of way I didn't understand, in that I would pulsate and vibrate differently, and more often times than not, was upset and concerned that I had yet to go to the top—a costly feat—nor could I afford to entertain or enjoy any of the amusements at the bottom—not that I wanted to, as the older I got, and especially the longer time spent in New York, the more off putting the public and large crowds were—particularly after a remarkably disgusting respiratory infection I caught on new years, battling a crowd which became impossible to move through at all—let alone see the ball drop—and I had learned my lesson, especially after The Macy's Day parade; the crowds in New York were disgustingly unbearable, and in order to get a good view of anything, you would have to arrive nearly a full day early, and simply camp—now I knew why people packed around collapsible lawn chairs on holiday weekends.
I had been blindsided by Fallon towards the end of the Macy's day parade—I hadn't any clue at all that he apparentlyboarticipated annually, as it had been years since I had watched the parade myself with my parents—and still, it was iconic—I always wanted to go. Still, and even though I had only written very little of him up to that point, I found it disasterous that as his name was announced and the float which carried him and The Roots, the best late night band on Television, not by opinion, but by fact—as I had most recently been studying and researching as thoroughly as I could all of the late night hosts since the dawning of Television in preparation to write this pilot, The TV People, short handed to TVP—and just then I recalled a dream from the night before, about Pat Kirkpatrick—for the first time in the dream world, it wasn't Fallon at all, but Pat Kirkpatrick.
I couldn't remember the dream, nor could I seemingly work myself out of the rut that had been the plateau in writing the show—the show itself was heavy, with so many characters, all of which each had been given detailed and specific personalities, livelihoods, and backgrounds—in fact, I hadn't written anything in such a way since college, with detail—actually, I had never written anything so detailed at all, so character oriented that the character analyses filled entire pages of documents with excruciating vividness, as if these people were real. Well, now they were—and Fallon was neither Patrick as I was Esha, and the story has taken its own form, still however birthing an incredibly awkward and romanticized fascination and near obsession with the TV people themselves—not that I would feed it to be so. I blocked out the news outlets, the media, the alrogithm's suggestions to watch bits and pieces of Fallon, though, however, I refused, and somehow, I didn't need it. Fearfully so, he was somewhere lodged deep somewhere inside of me—and I was even sort of embarrassed to have written some of the things I had of his essence, however prophetic it seemed to be, that for about a three week period between April and May, I seemed to have gone off into a trance of sorts, writing for hours and experiencing vivid visions of this show, The TV Prople, alongside writing The Festival Project ™ And all of its markers—there were so many worlds, so many ways throughout them—and now as I had realized, I had actually been writing about Fallon nearly as long as I had been writing about Sonny, but differently. I had never of course come face to face with Fallon as I had the latter—and still—found it somewhat nessecary to hide my face beneath a mask as his float passed my viewing spaf , an elevated view from the staircase of some church, which had happened to be perfect—and although I was certain it's not as if he was looking for or at me—I had just then been writing of this Cosmic Avenger, and hadn't any idea at the time of Fallon in reality having been an actual magician, and still— with cameras everywhere, and knowing even what I had written—I didn't want to be caught by any passing cameras with any sort of blush or worse—a smile on my face as the float passed— a smile which would flash my atrocious gap-tooth and crooked smile I was sure was permanent, by then having been in the homeless shelter nearly a year. As soon as his name was announced, I promptly pulled up my mask, hiding under my sunglasses. I had already been caught on camera earlier in the parade gawking at some float—now was not the time to be caught gawking again.
He, like Rob Lowe seemed impeccably professional and well-rehearsed, like a cartoon character— he was, after all, kind of a cartoon character, however now, even if it was partly due to my own writing, I took him more seriously. There was a darkness about him— a sometimes glassy-eyed, almost scary darkness that told me, even a world away, not to fuck with this dude—some kind of animal or monster I was sure we both shared, however mine more the type and category of insatable and undernourished and his more peaking its head out in the form of a multi-millionaire network puppet, which housed an untamable powerhouse of musicianship, manhood, and wit— it's true, I was finally scared of him, knowing after all what the true tears of a clown could be, a dangerous man in a uniformed suit, the Everyman for the programmed masses, and the funny man with a jig to dance, a story to tell, and an indoor life— secret realm within I was sure no one knew. I fed the monster with respect to the home, happy wife, and children— I, after all, loved love, and only wanted it for myself, leaving alone the parts of a man I had found and was sure was broken enough to have left me puzzled and star studded rather than struck as I always was, tears welling up at the thought of it that something should be mended neither I or anything I was could not fix—I continued to write, however, knowing I was walking on glass barefoot and tiptoeing on eggshells around the mass media conglomerate of the network that stood between my feeble world and his, the higher ups— and beyond: it was, after all, a level system— and now with a beautifully decorated and fully apartment, besides my mattress on the floor instead of the space saving loft bed I had wanted—though it looked just right with the piano bench as a headboard, housing my crystals and new globe, plus a colorful collection of books I could crack open as I awoke to the morning light, no longer so early but increasingly later, as I shifted into the insomniatic habits of a true DJ and music producer, still writing and reading in the mornings, however— I had to wonder what level I was truly on.
My apartment looked like a home. The decor was better than I could have imagined myself even, the tasteful furnishings and modern elegance shifting my reality— no longer an empty apartment, now a fashionable hub for art and creation. I assumed the cat would come along in the winter, with any hopes that I would finish my albums by then—and also looming over me— my last life, and the people in it struggling to call up to me in this very ascended realm, which I was lucky to inhabit.
‘Thank you God for your many blessings'
My wishes it seemed, had been granted— magic did indeed seem real, and though I had an Amazon return packages and ready to go— there wasn't a time and place I could see myself as ready to even be near The Rock, some festering bulletwound in my heart, all that I had written, not just of Fallon, but of the rest of the people I had honored by word mark but had not yet the status or wealth to have ever known as human at all, but more products of the program; with intention, however, it was the path I had followed to be destined here somehow though small codes and doorways, signals and symbols which called to me and seemed only I could see—but were there in plain sight, and with the right eyes, had meant more than I ever dreamed anything could— open doors to a world I had indeed created myself, and in turn, the world in which I lived had also been created around me. I had to, in my mind, find the light inside all of whom I studied, to humanize myself—nurturing some fascination of fame and celebrity inside which still stood unanswered, the question of why and how one becomes so high up that without trying, that I might continue to find them in my mind's eye and in my world, on the outside, time after time.
—tales of a superstar DJ.
The men with the littlest dicks
Drive the loudest bikes
And they talk too much
About nothing
To no one
The men with the littlest dicks
Do the littlest things
I call it niggardly
Dispite the color
Follow the leader
To instill fear
Within earshot
The men with the littlest dicks
Want the skinniest women
The chicks who remind them of
Innocence lost
A childhood spent
Getting boredom for freedom
And allowences for doing nothing
The men with the littlest dicks
Do the littlest shit
Like make everyone miserable
Yes, it is a miserable existence,
Never being wanted, however
I should know better than this
TINA FEY
SON OF A BITCH.
(Everyone's still drunk)
What.
Why, what happened?
He got here before us.
What?!
How do you know?
[pause]
Okay.
This weird detour is paying off in some kind of way—
I'm still heavily obsessed with the fact that Johnny Carson referred to his weird drunken jacking off as “cranking it”
ON TV.
On something close to live television in like—
The 80's
Was it the 80's?
I don't know,
And apparently even Johnny Carson doesn't know, because he was “sauced”,
So let's just go ahead and add that to the list of ghosts I have to track down for making me squeal like a little fucking schoolgirl.
However,
I'm half convinced,
He's still around—
Oh yes.
I do believe these—
THIS MAN—
Oh, holy shit here it goes.
HERE'S JOHNNY!
Aw, fuck.
I told you not do.
What was I supposed to do—?!
Not do it
It was a blood oath—
I told you—
Mi had to do it.
*shrugs*
Well, now, you're fucked.
STAY DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER.
Ooh. This is gonna hurt.
I swear to god,
Every day of my life:
I will KILL YOU
YOU CANT KILL ME.
AND EVERY DAY THAT YOU DO NOT DIE;
I WILL
JUST STAY DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER—
DIE, MOTHERFUCKER—
GO. TO. SLEEP.
aaaaaGGGGHhHHHHHHHHHHHH.
—I WILL KILL YOU
.
Don't give up!
Seriously!
Seriously,
I got money on this.z
Really?
What. How much.
Just $10.
Oh.
That's good
Yeah, but it's the only cash I've had in months!
I forgot what it was.
I'm rich,
Everything's cashless.
Tickets! Get your tickets!
Ze are cheaper here on ze black market.
“The Black Market”
How much for this one?
$9
I'll take three.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
I'M A DJ, BITCH. I DONT SLEEP.
Have you ever thought about .
What you're gonna be—
When you die?
Yeah. I've been thinking about it a lot.
Okay, what is it.
I get three right?
Right, yeah.
A Superstar DJ.
Okay, that's good. What else?
A rockstar
Okay, what else?
A mom.
That's it?
Yeah, man. I die and gone to heaven, right?
Right.
So that's it.
What's the wager?
Four horses.
Got it.
What exactly brings you here to bargain?
My fat and heavy nuts.
No questions asked.
—tales of a Supersrar DJ
VO
I didn't know he called back.
I didn't even see the message.
I feel like such a piece of shit.
I am a piece of shit.
Worthless.
My eyes itch,
My nose bleeds
My heart hurts now,
I'm all gone
Dark on Mondays
All gone
Gone till Sunday
All done
I was never an good mother
No
Just a ghost with a gun
I was never on top of the world, son
Just under it
Now I'm all out of something I can't put my hand on
And I'm all out of love,
No one wants me
Imm washed up
One hand on the guitar
One foot in the door
And one head in the oven
I'm all done
I'm all done
My eye itches
My nose bleeds
The noose loosens,
I fall down
I'm so stuck on an old number
I'm so lost that I'm found now.
—I'm so sorry
But no one else is
Tie me to the bed
And watch me bleed
So full of disinterest and vinegar
Remember to tie me to the crossword
In the times tomorrow
Four rainbows for your dumb luck
A forced fuck from one goat
The other still doesn't row well
It's a long boat
It's a long story
It goes untold
They all turn to the one who wants to hurt me
In the long run
Nobody will ever love me again
So I'm told
Might as well find a bottle of ferment
To grow up in
Swallow bottles of old wine
With a sour tongue
Unremarkable
SHOUT!
Defamed you,
Heroism in the—
Never hatred, but indifference,
Circumstances. Circumcisions
Misdirection,
Big decisions
Defense strategy?
To exit—
Just as quickly as it all begins to fade away
Nearly as quickly as it started,
Newfound freedom near the exit,
After happenstance,
Never afraid to admit to neglect
Selected supplies,
For fear of the eye
Goddammit it, late night people
Of course; when was it last you saw letterman on a surfboard?
Almost never?
Forget to fear them,
The men in mirrors,
The sharks in surfboards,
The writer's block, over
The rockstar on opioids
Does it hurt anybody else this much to just stand here
If Tweety's the Canarybird,
When who am I to call myself a cat,
Sylvester!
The silver streaks in his hair,
The glaze in his eyes
The break in his heart
The health of the hoax
FUCK YOU FALLON
I hope your ratings went up
Just a bit
Just a bit
I hope you CRANK THIS
Up in your car
While I forgot about you
I hope the peanut butter goes with the jelly
The couch fits with the vision covers
The cookies go with the coffee haven't mopped the floor yet, of course
All out of Pablo santo
For your information
I just didn't make the grade
Cause teacher hates me
I still haven't found a mate
With every amen
I hate me
Almost as much as I hate myself
And I
So I can't be
God itself
Cause I love that thing
Alright?
Amen!
Can I have a can opener or three to set the record straight
Can I scratch as fast as I sniff up every tear
Every line of cocaine
Every autograph?
No you can't.
Just know that my landlord has a thougsand bathrooms
I can't find my hat, my gun—
And where the fuck are the bananas
CONAN O BRIEN
EXCUSE MY FRENCH,
BUT
FUCK YOU,
WOAAAAAH, CONAN!
WOAH!
WHAT DID I DO?!
You—
You fucked up the entire fucking ecosystem
With CUMSLUTS!
WHAT THE FUCK, BRO!
Can you even SAY any of that?!
I just did!
Which network do you work for?!
Where's Fallon at?!
he's dead, bro!
He's dead?!
Yeah!
For what?!
I don't know. I just found out.
Well. What happened.
Someone shot him.
Again?!
Yeah, but like, way worse this time.
So they finally got him, ah?
No, he died of a heart attack.
What!
Then they shot him.
What. That doesn't make sense.
Nothing makes sense.
This scene is running long.
I thought so.
DIRECTOR
CUT.
That was great.
Thanks.
Except—Conan.
Yes?
You're too tall.
What?
Next. Take I want you to try it—
Like—
Just the way you just did it—
Uh huh
But smaller:
What do you mean?
Like, less tall.
Oh. Alright.
BREAK FOR LUNCH.
“The Everymans”
01
I'll know why soon I'm sure
It hurts with every word
You're sleeping on my floor
I'm fuming in the north
My foot goes through the door
Where were you then,
When the mystery ends
When the miser's the minister,
Mistral and instrumentalist
Ah
Magic; illusion
Illustrious industry
Interdependent television
Radio signals, Satelites
Entropy
Trophy wives,
Fight clubs
Back at nine
Nick at night
Every time is every time
Time is all you need, and
Time is on your side, if
You just follow me
Reader's remorse
Writer's digest
Try to sit still for a moment,
Take a lesson
From your friends here
So when, then should I trade my
Brand new pants in for a suit
The bird said
The cat damaged
(I can't yet)
Can of soup to open,
Oh yes
Cambells is it?
Warhol knows best
02
I thought I told you
I don't want to
Owe you
Are you
Over it
Somebody once told me
You were holy
Somebody once told me
To hold onto
Somebody once said
Turn the light off
But I've been trying
To buy fire
Someone's in the box, God
Someone once told me
Someone let me out—God?
Someone once told me
Fuck it,
I just want to hold you
I don't want to own you
I just want to
Someone once told me
Beware of you
Someone else told me
Be there for you
Someone once told me
The hair of dog
Ought to get you along
I got handfuls of songs
With no worlds yet
Someone once told me
Someone once told me
Someone once told me
Someone once told me.
Someone's in the box, God
Someone once told me
Someone let me out—God?
Someone once told me
Somebody once told me
You were holy
Somebody once told me
To hold onto
I thought I told you
I don't want to
Owe you
Are you
Over it
03
I'm a multidimensional wordsmith
Sike! I'm a psychopath wrecking your whole home
Won't you wound my womb?
(I won't go )
Won't you hold onto my world?
(Why won't you?)
Sorry,
I slipped on the mat this morning
Stumbling over you
Thought it was afternoon
Don't want to give you
The news, cause you wrote it all
Causes for dollars
Indifference, disasters, sons
Why won't you hold me like you used to?
Why don't I know the answers to the crosswords?
Why don't you meet me at the crossroads with your—
No, no,
Don't do that
Don't call it home
To be continued
Where were you this morning,
When I stumbled in
To love you?
She said
At the forefront of your honor's worth
If all you are's a wordsmith, m
god unlock you
Pen and paper
Gun in holster
Officer,
Pull down the trigger
Don't want to give you
The news, cause you wrote it all
Causes for dollars
Indifference, disasters, sons
No, no,
Don't do that
Don't call it home
To be continued
Once upon a time,
All my eyes were brown
(The money, the power, the respect)
Now those days are gone
The world is still round
(At least I thought)
The misery set in again
They said the lows would come
I did hate Mondays, after all
With no sun to come up
And look forward to
Fast forward—
Did you ever see that?
Well, that is technically the back door.
I almost forgot about that place.
That's because it doesn't exist.
It had to exist. Now I've seen it at least twice
Hey!
How'd you do that.
Christ, he is a magician
Oh yeah, Cosmos factory.
They said the lows were coming.
Maybe I needed them to finish that thing—
I swear I missed
Something
The ghost
(The other one, anyway)
Dillon was a ghost, once
No, ghost was the ghost, but we were
—close.
Good friends.
Imaginary friends.
Anyway.
Fuck this nonsense.
Nonsense, is it
Just—
Don't make me slit my wrists again.
I remembered this day for something
Wonder what.
Maybe nothing
I hate Mondays
Guess this is the job,
This is the job,
I was wondering about the suit.
So, are you a parrot, a puppet, or a mimick.
I swear to god that's him.
Good,
Now I don't ever have to watch him.
Oh shit,
Fuck this playlist
Are you sure
“saved by the cowbell”
God, I feel like shit,
And I shouldn't be hungry
But I'm starving inside
For some loving
Someone help me
Somebody, something
I'm suffering, suffocating
Need him,
Reeling,
Reading
Sinking,
Feeling
—but shouldn't be crying.
I digress, however
It was an interesting
Day to digest
God, I forgot about this—
A whole soundtrack
Jesus Christ,
Bring it back;
I like who your wife is
—would you write that?
Would you admit to dying on the cross once?
Would you admit to admiring Ms, Robinson
Would you wash out the Robin in Williams
Look at Carson
I defect to default
Cracked asfault, to decadence
Desire or what have you
I haven't,
I promise
I would not admit to wanting,
Something like a cupcake
Something else is in there
Figure it out
Danger
The five pointer approaches
With heroic intolerance
Suddenly, it's gone, God
Mustn't be the Republicans,
For the most part,
I would want that
For fear of the liberals,
And my rent controlled apartment
I've got two thumbs, too,
You know
I've got Jews up my ass for the asking
I've got mom up my spine for the others
Fucking assholes
—so this is what it means to be married to the music, huh
No one to really hold you,
But I told you, I've got golden globes and Oscars
Every morning
Motorcycles for the morons
I've got daughters for your doorknobs
—Know you're sorry now
Catch the drum pattern
Your heart should stop fluttering
With butter on it
Weren't we all once prostitutes
In foster care
The others wouldn't dare
To call a fountain out
For the fountains—
Busy training you
Safe to say a savior says
I do,
And then doesn't
For the most part
I'm a woman
With the wants
And the body of a
God
FUCKING WATCH IT, CARSON
but you got that all on a card, love.
All on a card, fuck.
What was your wish,
You dumb motherfucker?
Look what I got the other ones.
Hi Cosmo.
Hi Wanda.
Awww. I love them.
Dead drunk by tomorrow
I hope,
I choke on sunsets.
He keeps taking you away someplace,
Where is it?
Does nobody else know this place?
No. Nobody else can see this!
Well, that's fucked up.
I had a dream I was at your wake.
That would be great.
I wrote a scene where your obituary just said
“lol”
“lol”
What! That's it?!
Yeah.
And It's not even capitalized!
That's it,
I've had enough.
Throw the whole world away.
What.
just throw it away.
Damn dog,
You okay?
No. I'm homeless.
That's okay.
You smell like a whole ass alien.
What?
Come to my place.
I figured this would have more depth.
I—
Nevermind.
It is, like torture, you know— this thing.
I didn't do it on purpose.
get oFF of me.
getawayfromme.
Okay, I'm taking my bread out of the freezer.
You sure are eating a lot today .
You sure are sounding like a pain in my big, fat, ass.
I—
That ought to shut you up.
Look! CUMSLUTS!
NICE.
Get off of my boat.
What.
Aye-aye, captain.
(Duck dives)
Wait. What just happened?
Mi think I might have—
Great,
Now there are things about this—
I can't even write.
This secret dies with me.
Kill that bitch.
Fucking great.
So,
Where were you on 9/11 again?
I'll deal with this later.
I gotta go.
Wait, where are you going?
Fuck you, that's where.
Wait!
If you saw me hanging from the rafters
Would you ahoot to kill
Or come to shoot me down?
At long last,
Disaster
Are there tears in your denial
As the memorandum sets in?
Neither there or neither farther am I
Father,
Can you call again?
I haven't heard you yet
Besides the heart drops
When the beat falls out
If I hang myself
Like pendulum
From the old bank walls
Would you watch me swing
Or come to cut me down
Don't doubt the alter
If it were the birds
Coming for the crumbs
Would you ponder any longer
Whether they were all of one feather
Come now
Don't doubt the alter
Don't fear the weapons
Don't worry, mother
I'm coming to kill you
Uh, I'm gonna wait on dinner.
FUCK,
What the fuck was I saying?
FUCK.
I hate this dude.
FUCK.
Come on, you stupid —biiitch!
I hate this dragon.
Almost as much as I hate—
You know what?
What?
Forget it. I'm not doing this.
What why not!?
I'm gonna get killed for this.
You're in the Illuminati; you're gonna get killed anyway.
Yeah, but not for this!
Let's hope!
Who know, though!
UGH; SHUT UP.
GET IN HERE.
I hate the sound of your name
Like an unheard whisper
Unanswered
I could never call to
A cavern
Righteous,
Unwanted
What was is, though.
Something about a wheelbarrow'
I just went surfing
Hit the surface from underwater
Shook out the slumber
What was it worth, God?
What were the words for?
Fuck,
A shapeshifter and a telepath?
How many people have that?
Not that many.
How many people know about this?
Enough.
FUCK.
Oh, look whose swearing.
I solemnly swear—
Don't tell NOBODY.
I ain't telling nobody about this.
Good.
Now get out.
I'm gonna kill this sonofabitch.
SON OF A—BITCH.
That's it. Kill him.
Where's my gun?
Did you check the fridge?
No.
[THE IMPENETRABLE TEN ENTER the KITCHEN]
What?! All ten of them?!
I fucking guess.
—but
DANE COOK
*kicking down door*
FUCK!
Goddammit it
We missed her.
OR—him.
Her?
Him?
I don't know.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
What is it?
It's a pilot!
Oh shit, should I shoot him?
Not a helicopter pilot!
A TV pilot,
For what?!
Tv is dead.
Streaming is where its out,
It's for me!
I'm in it!
Oh!
What!
Let me see.
(In the fridge)
…what is this?
[from the bedroom/studio]
Hey you guys!
What.
What happened?
What's up!
YOU SHOULD SEE THIS.
Love is not blind,
And neither am I
It's like that sometimes, always
Tip of the tongue,
The art of the lie,
It's like that sometimes,
Always
A tale of all tales
A sign of the times
It's like that always, sometimes
I forgot to forget I saw you;
I forgot to forget I know you
I forgot to forget I love you
I forgot to forgive,
I want you
Shut the door,
Let the lights turn off
Turn the page
—till the sun comes up
Something real
Something wrong
I forgot
Something strange
Something weird
I'm in love
Write the song
Love is not blind,
And neither am I
It's like that sometimes, always
Tip of the tongue,
The art of the lie,
It's like that sometimes,
Always
A tale of all tales
A sign of the times
It's like that always, sometimes
I forgot to forget I saw you;
I forgot to forget I know you
I forgot to forget I love you
I forgot to forgive,
I want you
Shut the door,
Let the lights turn off
Turn the page
—till the sun comes up
Something real
Something wrong
I forgot
Up is up
Down is down
Right is right
Wrong is wrong
Black is white
Dark is light
Right is wrong
I love you
My house is normal now,
With a table and chairs
But I don't call it home
Cause I know
They'll throw me to the curb
Leave in in the road
Like the animal I am
You don't know what the world does
When she's off work
You don't know how the world acts
When she's off her axis
It's okay to take hiatus
Instead of medication
It's okay to call the cops on motorcycle
It's okay to die
Before you see your son
When Sunday comes
Just call your mom on Monday
Doctor visits
EMTs and emergencies
Epics and Epochs
Long lost love songs to god
And Cardinal Directions
Reflections in mirrors
Table toppers for all the dramas
All the months you lost
On muttered mantras
{Enter The Multiverse}
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Make a mockery of myself;
wear smock to work
I don't talk too much no more
I just gossip somedays,
Dark on mondays;
The forgotten apostle
With just enough rope
To jump off and hope
It all stops, soon
The motocross and the terror stalkers
Just across from the starbucks at the Rock
–it got awkward
But God Loves me
Might start a talk show
Some chef, with a pop tart
A pop up club, a long night
Some broke shards of glass,
the yards of all the scars on stars and stripe
Feels like a long night–
Got coffee and tacos
A long talk with your blonde wife
To bypass the psycos
Right, though?
Bro, it's so over;
I won a whole asshole and a four leaf clover
In a game of poker
Now, brush your shoulders off
Brush your hair,
Pet the dog,
And kick the cat over and over
Till he turns back to a robot
“You're so gross.”
–don't i know it.
The whole world is over
–you jump first,
I'll follow
Lets keep talking
About the letters I penned
To the false Gods,
Painted them scarlett, of course
Scattered em from here
to Scarboro Fair,
I was right there,
then out of nowhere
a new nightmare
with nice hair
Here we go again
Lines out the door;
We got lines out the door
Out of Order
The world is at war
The whole world has run
Out of water
The four is the for
Theres no five
But the V for vendetta
Theres lines out the door
The whole world
Is a mom
And a daughter
My jokes get better,
The buildings look bigger
I pretend this seltzer is alcohol
Cause i want it
To make me forget
I've got all my–
Huh
There's a line out the door.
What if–
Me,
And all of your friends
And all of my
Wait, I don't have any friends
I'm getting a cat.
I was just thinking about Mila Kunis.
Oh yes, why's that?
SETH MCFARLENE
YEEEEE. YEEEEEEE. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
WHAT, GODDAMMIT
GIGGITY!
OKAY, ASSHOLE
Eyes on eyes,
and tears on tears
All the years ive cried
On ears on ears
Why am I even here?
It's been too long, since i've been touched
I don't love love
but i dislike lust
I don't trust anyone
I don't have a number
I crawled up my arm,
Danced with the blood drawn
BLŪ wakes up famous.
[The world swirls into a plume of dark blue sky; BLŪ awakens suddenly from the blackness of a deep sleep in the middle of a road, a group of people, friends, swirling around her.]
YO.
What?
BLŪ.
What's up.
PARTY FOUL, BROH.
…
Billie Ellish?
Billie Pirate Ellish.
Uh.
That's why the rum–
Is gone.
What.
Guess i'm Jack Sparrow, now.
Hey wait–are you even legal?
Uh. I'm a mad fucking genius; are you legal?
I don't know.
Besides, this was your idea.
What–what?
Exactly. Get up.
Wtf is going on in this scene.
Idk i might a have to play the song again
Fuck that. I'm about to slit myfucking wrists.
HAVOC.
Where are we going?
You still got that NDA in your wallet?
I–yeah.
Then we're gucci.
“Waking up Famous”
I don't know exactly what happened.
[Looking in the mirror, confused.]
This is a nice leather jacket.
I wonder if i'm still Vegan.
Damn. I look mad rich.
BLŪ hurry UP!
[toilet flushes with foot]
Alright, I'm coming.
[Blu checks her pockets to find a wallet, the contents including numerous cards–metal ones, with copious amounts of cash, and pre-filled NDAs which have been folder neatly and stuffed into the corner pocket of the trifold wallet]
Billabong. Classy.
I'm never gonna finish that other project, am I?
Whatever.
Leave Fallon alone.
I did.
–it came back.
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. ©
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-Ū.
YES.
Oh yes indeed.
It must be something about this beast inside—
Even my first boyfriend—
My first real boyfriend.
Was—
Seriously?
Incredibly gifted.
Jesus Christ.
Right.
Jesus fucking Christ.
(That can happen.)
Well.
Well.
I've—
Wait a second.
How would you even write something like this.
My dissuasion from black men has never prevented me from being pleasured by—
Oh no.
Some of the world's finest dicks.
How's that.
Perfect.
I can't even,
(But just did)
“9 inch pie crust
How's “9 inches?
That'll work.
Just don't dislodge my IUD.
Dammit.
Really less than 9?
I mean—
I'll take
A 6
Yes!
Really?
Or a 7
Nice.
But only to play with.
What.
Ok.
What! I'm not keepin it.
I just like sucking dick.
Really?
Yes.
AHA,
—the right dick.
Well, well, well—
And if the last bitch left her stink on you—
Even if you wash it 6 fucking times—
I'll smell it in my eyelids.
What.
Your aura sucks.
What. Why.
I don't like her.
What?! Who?!
The last one.
Vibe check.
Man, you gotta stop fuckin these white bitches
White bitches:
LalalalalLalalalala
Lalalalal
No.
What?! Why?!
She sucks, bro.
Yeah but
Comfort, luxury, style—
Utility.
You can take this girl anywhere
Just shapeshift into a basic white bitch
For what
Just do it
Those are the ones that're around!
These rich ass fuckin hoes.
EASY.
What.
White girl wasted.
Have another shot.
Ooh, dad bod.
Yes.
SUNNI BLU
You thought I forgot
I did not
DADBOD.
Mmm.
Yes but also
NO, JAKE GYLLENHALL
PUT YOUR WEDDING BAND BACK ON
BUT-/
WE ARE FINISHED.
DONE.
YESSSSSS. I'm off the CLOCK.
Look, marriage is work. However—
DEEZ HOEZ GOT BALLZ
FUCK.
Nasty ass trick.
BODIES. BODIES BODIES.
What is all this fucking hotness even for if you can't work those fuckin muscles— what do they call them?
“Intercostals”
Yo— your intercostals are not the fuck muscles
Wait, they're not?
No.
Aw.
But you can use them to fuck if you want
Where's that one nigga at?!
[Skrillex]
Under some blonde slut
SLUTZ.
Nice.
Fine.
Wait.
What.
You really want that?!
Vibe check.
Vampires:
He was such a nice kid
Feeding time.
SUCKED HIM DRY
DEAD ON.
Man, I kind of want to watch that one movie where—
It was a box office flop.
Monsters;
Ohh. A weak one.
BREAK THE SEAL. BREAK THE SEAL.
You can shapeshift into a s—
Okay, listen, I am NOT going back To The Rock for any reason.
Just—- be ugly.
I am ugly.
You really think I'm trying to
ILLUMINATI:
Watch this.
DOLLARS.
WHAT. RYAN REYNOLDS
FUCK YOU.
GET OFF MY ISLAND!
I'm a DAD.
Where's the bathroom?
SLUTZ
MODELS
ACTRESSES:
see. These bitchez is interchangeable.
I love that.
Look, you walk into one of these events with anything darker than a paper bag—
Well, It depends on who manufactured the brown paper bag…
[Whole Foods Market]
Still too dark.
—She had better be the most perfect looking broad anyone could ever want.
Where's the bra straps?
You want bra straps?
Uh, yeah?!
Oh
*snickers*
Sorry.
Look, I don't want to even think about that scene where—
FUCK YOU, DILLON FRANCIS
FUCK YOU IN THE ASS.
DILLON FRANCIS
oh damn. That kid did look like Dillon Francis. Like a lot.
GET BACK HERE.
I liked him.
Did you tell him that?
No way. After that John dude broke my heart.
DO YOU REMEMBER ME?! I'M A BIRD.
Someone find Tim.
Agh.
Whatever.
Find that Smith kid I went to high school with.
For what?
I wanna bone him.
Goddamn, Madame President.
Shut up.
Damn, so.
So the president basically has an errand boy to go round up all the dick she missed out on being groomed to be the first
Black female president?
Yes.
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[KILL THE BITCH.]
WHY?!
I'm the most conservative bitch you will EVER find on this side of the brown paper bag test
Why is that?
AYAYAYAYAYAYAY
you understand even the Mexicans are racist against blacks—
And?!
STAY DOWN, BITCH.
Si.
Okay. You see this kid?
[The Mexican Skrillex]
Find him.
Aye aye captain.
And make sure whatever he does...
LISTEN TO ME.
¡AY¡ NO HABLA INGLES!
¡NO TENGO DINERO!
CAN IT. I KNOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH.
IDIOT.
Okay.
Fuck it,
I'm in.
You're in.
I'm in.
You sonofabitch.
Look. I got mad love for the Mexican people.
I promise.
[Puerto Rico]
Huh. What.
You're in.
Fuck. Now we gotta change the flag.
We should do that anyway, it's soaked in the blood of enslaved African Americans and slain indigenous!
“I live on the stolen lands of the Chippewa people.”
Woah. A self-aware white woman.
See, they exist.
Bag that bitch.
Seriously.
Meanwhile—
I AM FRIGHTENED.
By what?
YOUR BLACKNESS.
.
I can't protect you from this.
YOU CANT PROTECT ME FROM SHIT,
Without your DICK.
Are you serious.
I'm done with this.
You can have him.
Are you serious.
Yes. I was born rich.
That's frigening.
Not as frightening as your blackness.
I get itz
THE NIGGAZ HAVE DECENDED UPON US.
Oh no.
Oh yes.
And worse—
What's this?
THEY BROUGHT THE HOOTRATZ.
NO.
YES.
(I love these ghetto ass bitches.)
YO BLACKMERICANS.
What's up,
CROCS. ARE. NOT. SHOES.
We know that.
Wait, what
This is a silent protest against the hostile and corrupt corporate slavery of the sneaker industry aimed at Americans living in poverty which promotes materialism and greed in the current socio political industrial complex of the white supremacy movement.
No Dillon, you have to marry a pretty little white girl like the rest of us.
But WHY, Grandmaster Freemason?
Because—
Why is that?
I don't know.
I think it's so—
I swear to god,
He looks just like him.
Would you believe if I told you,
That this
[Exact replica of Dillon Francis]
Wow.
Is a tiny black man?
Are you insane?
I like his dick.
He must be nuts.
ITS LIKE 10 FEET LONG.
What?! This guy
[Skrillex]
White bitches:
You promise?
Yeah.
GET OFF OF HIM
HE'S MINE
That's a designer ass fuckin broad right there...
trip.
*i wish*
DUDE IN COWBOY HAT
yeup.
You mean Diplo
?!
Sure.
This is all in your head.
I know.
You want a dose of reality?
No.
I don't.
Sure.
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
I should but—-
No.
What? Why not?
Look, everytime I even get close to orgasm.
HELLO.
NO.
I'm still paranoid that a helicopter is going to hover outside of my window.
VO
I became less paranoid after that moment
lol white supremacist robot people
They exist.
I know. I'm the one programming them.
BEFORE:
HELICOPTER:
[hovering outside of window as I masturbate furiously]
“Furiously”
SERIOUSLY.
That's what she's doing in there?!
ITS BEEN YEARS.
EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A—
the biggest penises I've ever seen in my life were on the literally scrawniest, skinniest white dudes I've ever loved—
Been friends with—
And trusted.
Oh dear God
—To demolish my pussy.
THAT IS GOOOOOOOOD.
What the fuck.
Take that, black supremacy!
Seriously, tho.
Niggaz is niggas.
♀️
It's fair to say that you also have too much power.
WHAT.
Seriously.
VO
Now I knew someone extremely rich
HELLICOPTER
(But hovering)
Fff-fr-ff-ff
Hm. That sounds close.
Was watching me.
OH DEAR GOD
WHAT. I'm BUSY.
I think it's fair to say
The only safety in this country
Is in being a white woman.
AHEM. WHAT.
A *frail white woman.
What?! I'm strong?!
A skinny woman.
Where'd the white go?
I don't know.
Bring it back.
I need some of that.
God, she's just so free, and fun loving, careless—
She's just so—
Perfect.
God,
Are you still busy?
kind of,
Why?
Make me perfect.
I already did that.
I mean, like this
*Vogue Magazine*
I mean like this.
What is that?
That's a model.
What.
It means she's perfect.
I don't know him.
That's a girl.
Where's her breasts?
*Vogue cover
Breasts, unpictured—
Pg. 11
Leave me alone, Satan.
But it's important.
Is this fast over?
No.
It all started with apple pie…
Look. I am an American,
Okay?
A patriot.
Do you know why other countries hate us?
Because we sold the world a dream,
And it ended up as a cheap,
Made in China
Piece of Crap.
[robot people]
Did you figure out how to program humans yet?
Kind of.
CHINA
Oh. That's funny—
We have.
Before:
No more babies.
What.
You get ONE.
One?!
ONE.
Ok, well I hope it's a boy.
GOD
a boy, for what?!
To carry on my family's name!
GOD.
But you family sucks…
What?
Why would you say that,
It's a GIRL.
THROW IT AWAY:
What.
Seriously, does nobody remember that?
Okay, you can have more kids now.
Why?! It's over populated.
As fuck.
We need more soldiers.
American men tend to frtishize Asian women.
Why is this.
Great.
More subordinates.
My spell worked.
So like.
Wait,
They OWN LAND HERE?
…Excurricating debt.
Had to give them something.
MAKE MORE MASKS.
Oh? That's good. I like that.
Okay.
What is the true evil that seems to lie
Deeply inside every blue eyed—
I can't feel shiiiieeeeeeet.
Are you sure it's just
Blue eyes. It's a mutation.
For what?
You realize that this
DONT BRING THAT SHIT OVER HERE
you're a psychopath.
Fuck these bitches
I love vamps.
LOOK AT ME.
why.
BECAUSE I DONT MAKE MY OWN ENERGY.
i'M NOT ORIGINALLY FROM THIS PLANET
WELL I AM.
Great. Give me your light
what?
I don't have any.
So wait this is
Yes. This is actually an extraterrestrial war.
WE'RE IN SPACE WARS?!
I told you that.
Great.
It's a mutation
We'll call it “an adaptation”
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.
Okay.
I like thighs now.
What.
Why don't you have thighs?!
Men are uselesss.
Sssriosussss.
They never know what they want.
They want ussssss.
Children!!?
Mostly.
I swear, she's all used up.
All used up. At 26.
Yep.
Wow. I should just kill myself.
You should.
I've been replaced!
{First Wives Club}
Best movie ever.
By what
A fucking toddler.
Okay. I love her.
{White women}
(The actually self aware ones are also most often the most famous)
Which one?
All of them.
The whole cast?!
Star-studded.
I thought this was Star Wars.
Well, it was.
I'll be damned!
GEORGE LUCAS
I thought I was.
BUY! BUY!
SELL! SELL.
So this is automatic writing.
Yep.
I didn't get that knee injury from running.
I got it sitting on the New York subway with my leg at a 90 degree angle.
Oh really?
Really.
These boots are made for walkin,
And that's just what they'll do;
One of these days, these boots are gonna walk
All over you.
Is that code for something
Walk on my back.
What?
Are you sure.
Yes.
Okay.
In these:
Uhhhh. That might hurt.
I know.
Woah.
Just do it, okay?
I'll pay you.
Pay me in what?!
Rupees.
What about this one?
No. No brown dudes.
Why?! He's mad rich.
I don't care.
Not even me?
No. No rappers.
Why not?!
He's mad rich.
Roaches.
Video hoes.
[Beyoncé's Jolene is hilarious.]
Dolly's asking you;
Begging, actually…
BEYONCÉ IS WARNING YOU.
Really, bro?
Men.
A light skin,
And a dark skin.
A skinny one,
And a thick one.
A white one,
And a black one.
Men
Have
No
Loyalty.
SOME DO.
Yeah.
The ugly ones with short dicks
*I AM OFFENDED*
No, you're just ugly.
It's a lot harder to be offended when you have everything.
You have everything!
Why are you crying!
I want LOVE.
YOU HAVE LOVE
[MADONNA IS RUNNING A MARATHON]
Gotta burn off all this energy
What is it?!
Love!
Gotta take a nap…
(Dark skinned women—the strongest women, being sucked dry of their—
{Infinite Wisdom}
[A fortress.]
It does replenish, eventually…
I promise
WHERE THE LOVE IS
With the women and children!
Look, if this whole bitch is the titanic,
(the United States of America)
Then we should run it like the titanic and just
TITANIC
Women and children!
WOMEN AND CHILDREN.
Why,
Cause the men are responsible for this war in the first place.
Secret President
Deathwish
Enter The Multiverse
The Legend of S Ū P C Я E E™
The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū
Ascension
L E G E N D S
The Seven Souls Saga
OWSLA CONFIDENTIAL, LTD.The infinite Skrillifiles: Next Generation— Quantum Force
[The door is kicked in.]
What the FUCK.
I'M THE FUCK
I get that.
Whatever, move.
[he begins to rifle through the cabinets]
Now where is it?
What the fuck are you looking for?
Shut UP.
WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE.
You call this a house? Dammit. Where would she keep something like this—?
If by “she” you mean ME.
I don't mean “you.”
I'm the only one who lives here.
NOBODY lives here.
What.
Right.
What?! Right what?!
You really don't know, do you?
Don't know what?
You are not who you think you are.
Who do I think I am? What?!
Who do you think I AM?
That's right. Now shut up.
Get out of my house.
This is not a HOUSE. And even if it was a HOUSE, it's not YOUR house.
What!
SHUT UP.
You're making a mess!
I am a mess.
STOP IT.
That's alright—I know you'll clean it up.
I thought I'm not who I thought I am.
Yeah. But I know who you are. Tsh.
Are you going somewhere with this?
Eventually, but right now I need my back rubbed.
Fine.
PREVIOUSLY ON…
Whatever
Just—
“Tidbits”
Points:
Jennifer Lopez in the 90's enters immidiate superstardom and fame, as The Illuminati, which has been tracking her every move for quite some time, conspicuously gifts her with a handful of large, rare, and uncut diamonds—she becomes a Kingpin and near overnight success, keeping the secret of the diamonds to herself—however, as she is skyrocketed to success and fame, strange and mystical things begin happening all around—and even more strange and mysterious, mystical people—besides the usually strange and magical celebrities and otherwise unworldly weirdos within the Illuminati's ranks— begin to appear, acting as guiding forces between the multidimensional realms which within the various portals a hidden world — infinity and beyond— has been kept, only exposed through the stories, shows, and —
Wait a second
— a montage— montage—
I'm being intercepted.
What? What about a montage??
I love a good montage.
Everybody loves a good montage.
the infinite Jennifer Aniston and her Multidimensional counterparts
Jennifer Aniston is tasked as becoming a guardian angel, to help protect and watch over the mysterious extraterrestrial formerly known as supacree, currently masquerading as CC as she attempts to escape the spiral of magical attacks from unknown forces, after being trapped in New York City.
You know what? I love it. I'll take it.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure. I love her.
I love her.
it'll take it.
JENNIFER ANNISTON, a well-known A-list actress whose rise to fame in the 1990's created her as a Hollywood superstar (and Illuminati staple) has been looking for the perfect project to invest her time to— rumors within the Underground have been circulating about a “secret podcast”, to which it's curator, a homeless and downtrodden musician and amateur DJ publishing Illuminati doctrine, some of which is only known to the limited and coveted higher ranks within the organization, interwoven into the plot's narratives as “Easter eggs”; the unformed screenplays have been archived and passed around for a number of years within a small community of elites, and some even plagiarized by the mindless and money hungry lowest ranking industry professionals—however—as it is known by the leaders of the organization as a whole, the true origins of this doctrine remains “unknown”, and the identity of the author, is surmised to be the prophesied scribe, set to arrive as the dawning of a new era arises, to write within her words the hidden truths to be sought by all mankind and otherwise—and therefore, must be protected and hidden within the organizations cradle at all costs; though misunderstood greatly, The Illuminati has been tasked with spreading the divine light to the human species through artform and storytelling, and as the art of wordfare becomes a lost art, the doctrine must be colluded to be written, before the end of the scribe's time, said to be often—a most untimely death, as the forces of darkensss seek to end all that remains of the love and light of the divine kind.
Damn, really: Jennifer Aniston.
I really like her eyes:
Well yeah, they're mine, so.
Apparently or whatever, Jennifer Anniston is assigned to guide CC as she trains to stand up as the scribe —
Who revealed herself as so in Los Angeles, at Carl Cox's show.
I dropped three cards for form the center of my eye,
Here:
An equilateral triangle.
I Am.
Two—
These markings will be known to those as I,
The scribe.
Three—
A world unknown awaits all those who seek the truth of the divine light in the pursuit of higher knowledge.
INT. EQUINOX SPORTS CLUB NEW YORK. MANHATTAN. DAY
JENNIFER ANNISTON enters the elevator—to her left, towering over her, she spots JIMMY FALLON, trying to remain unseen.
…Jim?
Oh, yeah, hey,
What re you doing here?
Whatever I want.
You shouldn't be here.
You shouldn't be here.
This is by the way, when Satan switches from Jimmy fallon's body to Jennifer Anniston, hereby known as Jennifer Anisatan— just before the scene at Equinox
“I'm holding in a fart.”
So wait, who is Jimmy Fallon, then?
Who the fuck knows.
Who the fuck cares.
I'm over it.
————————————————No wait, don't.
Tie me to the cross
Bleed on my sickness m
Crossfaders, behind us
Blinder up, bonded
Surreal,
The sunsets are longer
Open your mind, your highness
Crossfire, behind us
(Someone else writing this)
Dawn comes on stronger
The sunsets are longer
Tie me to your honor
Come before me
Somebody said you were the apocalypse
I should have listened to my father
Somebody told me you won the world at a carnival
I should have never listened to my mother
I should have listened to my father
I should have listened to my father
I should have listened to my father
Come before me
Tie me to your honor
Born of blood,
The borderline genius
You were the apocalypse
Tie me to your cross
MAYA RUDOLPH
Is weird.
MAYA RUDOLPH prepares for a SAYONCE in her formerly secret apartment on the upper east side dedicated entirely to magical purposes
Ok.
Ok.
Okay?
Ok.
The worst part about it is,
I do understand you,
Because I am you
The very worst part of it is
I want a family
To hold you hand
And rub your back
But I just can't have you
—I'm just a fan, dude.
The truth is I've got two suitcases,
Some capsules of cyanide,
An axe and some anthrax
A cat in my lap
And a failing laptop
I've been living hand to mouth
I've got
A ripped backpack
A stress ball
A Hackey sack
A hockey bag
A volleyball
And a mouthful of gunpowder
How do you like me now?
It's gonna take forever to fund my project
But it's gonna take longer
To find my body
Cause nobody loves me
Nobody has my number
The phone is shut off
And so is the water
(By that I mean, my love;
It's all coming out blood now)
I must be backed up
And stuffed full of crystal cocks
I could give it up for a wand
Or a ringworm
Oh God
My wrists are itching to ditch this place
I fell asleep with a gun to my head
And woke up Cobain
Okay?
Ok
Okay?
Ok.
Sorry to wake you
I came to rape you
HEATH LEDGER
hello.
OH, GOD.
HEATH LEDGER
I heard you like ghosts.
I— I don't.
HEATH LEDGER
Oh, you don't?
No—!
HEATH LEDGER
oh!
wait—who are you?
HEATH LEDGER
(Makes joker face)
All my friends are dead, anyway
I'm loving more ghosts than people these days
The faces, the golden days
The golden retrievers
I need some relief, man
Release me
Sweet, freedom
Just lay on your back,
And I'll take it from there
JOKER?
Aha.
I'm in love with the idea of
Death
The idea of
Leaving this world behind
The idea of love
The ideal of love
The ideal of love
The seductive touch
I'm in love with the idea of
Not knowing pain
The idea of
Not needing money
The idea of love
The ideal of love
The ideal of love
The seductive barrel of a gun
So run away
Run far from me
Far as the eye can see—
And I'll aim for the head
But probably just get the neck
Or the center of the back
Twirl around, girl
Do your dance
Heads or tales for the daughters
The blondes,
The live that you wanted
The life that you wasted
The knife to your back
The life flight
The kite hack
Never spend your heart on band tickets
Don't you know
This is so much more
Disappointing in person
We all are
Never spend your bet on your bottom dollar
The kite and the rock band
The lost rock
The last dollar
Diamonds on your
JENNIFER LOPEZ
GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, BITCH.
NO WAY, J-LO.
YOU LOVE ME
EXACTLY.
GETAWAYFROMME.
DONT MAKE ME CALL GOLDBERG.
I'M LIKE WAY MORE SCARED OF JANET JACKSON.
JANRT JACKSON
GUESS WHAT?!
OH NO!!! NOOOO.
U PICKS UP TO SUPER SPEED
wtf.
How does she run that fast, that fat?
I really don't know.
Did you call my name?
Did you wake me from my relentless dreams
I needed you
Just like you needed me
I called your name
You called me
Follow me home
Follow me to the road we both know
Open the doors for the lonely
Follow me home
Follow me home
Sista sista
What it is, mista?
Turn the tables,
Drums, then get my sticks sucked
You dig it?
Turn on the television
I'm on in an minute
This could be infinite,
Nothing to defend here,
Just
No, not the google documents!
GET IN THE HOLE.
Hm.
What.
Blood Shower
All along the watch tower
Do you feel good?
Do you?
Do you feel bad about this.
I do. I feel bad about this.
I forgot to tell you–
I should probably let you know that I just want to
MAN, FUCK THIS DUDE.
MA.
WAHT.
IT'S ON.
WHAt.
THE SHOW IS ON.
THEWHAT.
THE–
*suddenly self aware*
…I gotta get out of Boston.
What, first this was about war, now it's about bird people?
It's about a war WITH the bird people.
I should sleep.
Hahaha. No.
This isn't funny anymore.
At least it's over.
MA–
Oh, it's far from over.
Yo, i'm going through some crazy shit right now.
Spur of the moment
I'd never thought of it;
This is gonna take forever.
I don't have the patience
To even write this
I just want french fries right now
But been up for two days with no gym and
I'm on a diet.
GUAC TIME.
No, no burritos.
GUAC TIME.
Oh shit, this is getting real as fuck .
NOw i see it three ways.
I love it.
I hate it.
HEY, LET ME OUT.
GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, SKRILLEX.
I'M DILLON FRANCIS.
IN THE HOLE.
Check it out.
Huh.
It's another DJ.
*agrees*
Should we pick him up.
WEll, the good news is: I found your friend.
Oh, that's good.
The bad news is: He's dead.
Oh, that–'s … nice.
Yeah. It is.
Uh. Kaskade.
Yeah.
We gotta find Ryan.
Why. What's up?
You're freaking me out.
Why. What's up.
Nothing
IS it my eyes?
I–
*wild ass eyes*
Yeah, it's probably that.
Fuck dude, what did you do to deadmau5.
NOTHIN.
He's not the same.
What the fuck is that.
Holy shit I jus timejumped
Where the fuck are you going.
How the fuck could this happen?!
It COULDN'T.
Well, that's it then.
*shrugs*
Well, I guess we're just gonna have to go dig up Dillon Francis.
I guess so.
Do you think he's still alive.
Like, probably not–
Maybe…
No, probably not
@prodbywar& @Halmadeit
This amazon order took me nine hours
Alexa, I think i should fire her
Like a arm
I don't leave at night without armor
Don't make me a martyr
Your mom will be proud of us all
If i make it outta here
And i'll look after her
Got the whole block coming up on my heels as I walk
Wtf is it…
Idk dude.
Is it speeding up?
I…i think so.
There's no way this is 140
IT's 140.
It's 140 .
There's no way.
Yes way.
Nah huh.
Let me see.
No.
Let me at the decks.
Let me at the decks.
NO.
YO LET ME AT THE DECKS.
You want deks.
Yes.
I got deks.
Really.
yeus .
I never listened to it like this
In ableton
I read serato, synesthesia and rekordbox
I talk a lot,
I'm like a human music box
I walk a lot
I run my mouth a mile a minute
(faster than i run around the track reciting rap words)
Like they're passwords.
Oh, I could do this forever..
I wish i had i microphone right now
And was all alone
With the lights off
Lying on the floor
I'd be lying if i said I could afford you
Just to fornicate
But may consider playing with a foreigner
If you're all for her
I'm unnerved, you know
Cause i've been up so long
My monster likes to play with boys and
Make the bass go down below where
Nobody does anymore
Once I get a hold of things
Or the hang of it
You've got another hot ones on your hands
I've another record under my belt
Or in my roster,
Whatever you'd call it
But now I've got no time to bark about
Wanting a dog and a daughter
But none of the responsibility or
Going through all the trouble to find her a father
I'm still holding a fart in.
Reaally–cause–it's been a really long time.
WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT A LONG TIME, JIMMY FALLON??
Um a lot! You literally just saw me make the journey all the way up from nothing.
I am nothing
EXACTLY.
I don't have time to fight with you Jiimmy Fallon.
I did NOT write these games by myself you know?!
Um, excuse me– “GAMES” ?!
YES, GAMES.
Uh, I've only got one game with you in it, my friend.
Is that so!
One game that I've written with the Great–formerly LATE Jimmy Fallon.
Is that like a play on words cause i'm on late night TV
YOu'RE ON ALL THE TIME TV, JIMMY. NBC SHIT IS PRACTICALLY AUTOMATICALLY SYNDICATED.
-_-
…are you alright.
–_-_-__-_
Hold on, I think i've got it
Nice, I found a growler.
yOu still haven't got all the monsters and sprites
Ive got all the big ones, but the little ones are harder to catch.
GrO0Wl3rrr.
Aww.
He's so ugly.
Yeah, but cute, though, right.
I don't think so.
Gro)WwlErrrrrrrrr.
Aww.
That's so fucking gross.
lol . so what does this thing look like.
Well, that't the thing about the monsters and sprites.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
It's alright, it's alright–he's nice.
WHAT. THAT'S A SPRITE.
No, it's a monster. He's just scary.
SUPACREE.
David Bowie. What up.
God, it took me ages to find you.
Tell me about it. I'm still trying.
We've been expecting you for a long time.
You were expecting I'd die?
Yes.
So when she says she's “married to the music…”
I'm married to the music.
Oh, so.
Yo, honestly if you een want to talk to this bitch, you'd better have like a musical instrument, or a mic in your hands,
Otherwise–
No, getawayfrom me.
It's not even worth it.
HI.
–No.
What's up?
Tempo.
SUNNI
Cotour
From the store
I was poor
Now i'm honorable
In velour,
Glamour (Snap)
Forsure,
Jesus Christs is
making appearances in my abletons
I'm not able to comprehend or understand exactly the message,
But the evidence sire is mounting
Get it
Reached the temple,
More of a sanctuary,
Is that sacrilegious
I guess it is,
I'm stressed as ever
Trying to get it to gether
I'm way too tired for a remix;
All i really want is some fries that are french
And some thighs that are thick
Like mine to sit on
like five or six dicks
Pick up up like chopped sticks
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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-Ū.
Love, Skrillex.
COMING UP ON
what show is this?
Whatever it is.
Things Mormon girls do
Katie
Mindy
Jenny - the 1987 Chevy nova
My name is Skrillex- to Yonkerz
Laura and Bryan
I'm home sick— but not so homesick that I want to be homeless
Gentrification—non rent control
My boss trying to be a dom (but being black so it was scary and creepy instead of va attractive and a turn on
Being worth 4 million
And still not being attractive
Sex harness
Mormons putting themselves to the side
To keep up with church standards
Correction: carne asada fries with mango pico
Mexico elected a new president (a woman) and made the loser a piñata
The pixies
{Enter The Multiverse}
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-Ū.
“The Defendant” (Instrumental)
I_ NY (2024)
Prod. by Blū Tha Gurü
BMG Recordings | The Complex Collective ©
Blū Music Group, LLC DBA The Festival Project, Inc.
{Enter The Multiverse}
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-Ū.
“Caddyshack”
(A Mumtidimentional Mixtape)
{Enter The Multiverse}
From Wikipedia:
Caddyshack is a 1980 American sportscomedy film directed by Harold Ramis, written by Brian Doyle-Murray, Ramis and Douglas Kenney, and starring Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Michael O'Keefe and Bill Murray with supporting roles by Sarah Holcomb, Cindy Morgan, and Doyle-Murray. It tells the story of a caddie, vying for a caddie scholarship, who becomes involved in a feud on the links between one of the country club's founders and a nouveau riche guest. A subplot involves a greenskeeper who uses extreme methods against an elusive gopher.
Caddyshack was Ramis's directorial debut and boosted the career of Dangerfield, who was previously known mostly for his stand-up comedy. Grossing nearly $40 million at the domestic box office (the 17th-highest of the year),[3] it was the first of a series of similar comedies.
The film has a cult following and was described by ESPN as "perhaps the funniest sports movie ever made"
SAUCE
(IN CASE YOU MISSED IT)
—-
AHAHA. ITS ME AGAIN.
OH SHIT!
Oh shit, i guess it's Jimmy Fallon's Galaxy.
Oh nooo.
Oh, yes.
Look at this penny.
I see you.
Now look into my eyes.
I see you, Jesus.
Ahahaha!
Okay, now what?
This shit is twisted
I missed the shift of the dimensions—
Till Jimmy walked in with his pennies
For some cigarettes and swishers,
Just to get the picture
It's 5 AM again,
And it's still Infinite,
I'm disinterestedd as ever in living in LA,
Or just living, period—
But it is what it is,
I work for my rent,
I've repented for this,
Used to sleep in a tent,
But when I was an Infant,
I instantly—
Wait, a customer walked in.
I better help him.
Heaven help him.
Another level,
Call dr. Nevel,
Or an Ambulance,
I just can't get it
Just can't get it,
Wait, let's insert some of the script here, I guess.
Took you long enough, didn't it?
That took forever.
How are you alive?
Maybe I'm not.
Finally, we agree on something.
Oh, this guy
Lol.
Good to see you again.
Likewise, now—
Here it goes…
As you promised.
Working on it.
As I promised.
Take my heart for granted,
Take my soul, If this is loveless
Till the end,
I just can't manage, having
Thoughts of death and tragic ends
I haven't
Felt the same since
Waking up without the day to come ahead;
The day has passed again
A test,
No fail, or pass
It's just progressive,
In a trance,
It's just the stress,
It's just to pass the time,
I guess, if this is purpose
Then, we'll see if this is worth it
Now, or never, then
Now or never,
Never had a friend,
All envious at best,
This is the end all,
In the end, it's just
Me and God,
And God would want
A better body,
To have fun
I wished it all at once,
And then I watched it crumble
Oh, I watched it
Stumble in, again, my friend
I'm different when it's wet,
I might not never see the Sun again
I might not ever love again
Oh well
“Oh well” , I said
Oh, well, I guess
Oh well
Okay. One hour left.
Okay.
Who gets the gold?
Hum.
Honestly I didn't want to hear a thing ; I had quit music—I just wasn't cut out for the industry—I was, but not by societal standards by far; my lowly place in the smoke shop would have to do for now, and though I knew it wouldn't sustain, there wasn't much else I could do but keep showing up, for as long as it lasted—dresses in at least 2 layers and 5 pairs of socks tucked into boots two-sizes-too-big I had been forced to purchase specifically due to the frigid and painful, freezing temperatures at the locations I worked, which kept its doors open 24/7.
Play Iambic.
What, right now?
Yeah, play Iambic.
Uh…
Iambic played st exactly 1 hour and 19 minutes—it's script, the transcribed rendition crafted especially for the Broadway stage, an 88-page-masterpiece collecting dust in the confines of my Google Documents, along with anything else I had written and had yet the advantage of placing anywhere besides my podcast channels, which I constantly thought about cancelling, despite its innumerous downloads—nothing really seemed to matter anymore, as I was trapped in my body, in a loveless world, in a dead-end job and though my bed was clean and comfy, sharing the room wirh 3 others became exhausting.
INT. SMOKESHOP. 5:58 AM
DREW BARRYMORE
…
SUPACREE
…
I'm done. I quit.
QUIT?! YOU CAN'T QUIT.
Nope. That's it. I quit.
You can't quit.
I just did.
I hadn't quit the music industry—the music industry had quit me. I wasn't pretty enough, skinny enough, light skinned enough, or willing to do what any of the other girls were to get ahead.
WTF is THIS.
Since you like to troll so much, I just thought I'd turn you into one
This is not Kosher, 199x Jimmy Fallon;
Let me out of this plastic
—not exactly “fireproof” —
death box, before I let myself out, and I trap you in it.
But oh,
You already did.
FIGHT.
UGH OH.
Ok, rotate.
Who is this.
Oh shit, hey dude.
FUCK, what year is it?
MEANWHILE, Under the bridge.
…anybody seen this, uh…
*Troll*
Yee!
*Troll*
Alright.
That's it.
Everything checks out. The story was air tight.
TIGHT, TIGHT
I want you to wear this tonight
“The Lady In The Red Dress”
You really went all out for this
I really didn't.
lol
Oh I see,
You thought this was the matrix.
MIT
I WISH
GOD
Wish what.
MIT
…
Mm.
Did u see that.
See what.
ALRIGHT FUCK THIS, YA'LL
IT GOT SERIOUS,
WHERE'S MY CYCLOPS
He called me his cyclops—
—-and then he said
LIKE
GET OUT
WHAT
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
WHY
CAUSE YOURE JUST A PIÑATA, MAN!
And I ain't got time for that!
I just got a DeLorean
And a new HAT
I gotta go get
Oof.
WRECKED.
Yo,
Wicked.
KENDRICK (TODDLER)
WIZARD.
Oh my.
I'm J00F'd up.
| | | trance | | |
Look; I gotta get out of this
MOTHER OF PEARL
do not beach this whale carcas on my warehouse project
A what
A beached whale
I know
You brought a beached whale to my fucking rave show
Oh I get it
It's Avant- Guarde
No, that's just how I got here
….
Trust me, it's okay that
This never happened
You did not see me
It's because I wasn't there
Is this U
Ū
No I wasn't there.
Ü
I was.
Fuck.
What happened.
It's ok.
All I remember is
“The Quatardashians”
Hmm
Also
The indigenous
But that's it
But mostly that was all just Jesus showing off his flexes
Are u fasting?
Yes, “Ū” is.
So, do you need this?!
TRUMPP
Get rid of this recording imiidiately
GOT IT.
kill that bitch.
SKRILLEX
Yessir.
—-but before all that happens.
…did you want fries with that?!
Why are we boycotting McDonald's
—for poisoning
—the allies
—our enemies.
Wait, you're eating this?
Yes.
Like, for fun, or like?
No.
This is what I'm feeding my children
Why
Cause they hungry.
Uh, ok—
—and there's six of them.
Aight, ya'll can each have one nugget with your—
I wanted a cheese burger!
You git hamburgers. Ham. Cheese costs CENTS;
And you know your momma
If I ain't about a dollar
-
A dollop of Daisy
You really are
Ashamed of his
Alright, you evil bastards.
I see you want to
Cause suffering
Correct
For which you will eternally recurve damnnation and all of the pain you've caused
Karmas a bitch
It's lonely at the top
Not when you're GOD
Get off my rock
Did you miss an appointment?
Nah, can't do it
Why what happened
Too high up.
Whatchu mean
So what, it's just like
Done.
Well, this is it, huh guys.
Oh, yeah, it's that, alright
This is the longest ride we ever took.d
This is the ONLY ride we ever took.
I WANNA GET OFF THIS RIDE.
I AM REALLY HIGH UP.
JUST LET GO.
NO.
NO.
NO.
Put me down, kite!!!
KITE
wtf do you want me to do.
I'm a KITE.
I'm
YOU FUCKIN KIKE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—-
Well,
I'll be honest, man, this sets you back, some
How far back
GET GONE,
But? We're dinosaurs.
Why would something with razor sharp teeth be so—
—peaceful, and friendly??
T-REX
…cuddles.
I just can't fake the feeling(
I can't pretend to cry
It just comes, when it does
But when the well runs dry
That's when the the world will end
That's when the world will end
After this movie, I guarantee we will no longer need the Wilhelm scream
AGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUU
This movie broke the world record for the amount of times the word
“No” was screamed
NO
NOH.
NO.
‘No!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
NONONO.
NOOOOOOOAAAAAHH
…No!
Here they all come for her,
Defended upon New York
In order of important, or appearance?
One doesn't wonder,
At al, of what's to come
Uncommon, we are
The call has come
TRACY
My tummy hurts.
That's probably because you've been drinking straight tequila for the last hour and a half.
No I haven't!
This is water!
Tequila is YELLOW, Liz Lemon!
No, Tracy—that's silver tequila,
And regular tequila is,
You know what?
Nevermind.
Alright, who's got the night shift?
[nobody raises their hand, at all]
Seriously guys?! Come on!
COME ON!
Look up WHAM!
For some reason, idk.
Can we just— not do this?
No.
Out of my mind a bit
Speaking in tongues,
In total silence
Guess it's the times,
I guess that's just who I am
And who I am is
I said I was Sam
I'm the same,
I said,
“Say Uncle”
I guess it's a game, we're playing
I don't want to be played with
At all
I just want to feel loved again
By someone else
Superb, like him
I just want to be felt,
I guess
By someone else
That's
“Different”
I just want to be kissed on the lips
A splendid blend of
Twisted trysts
Let's not pretend
It hasn't ended yet
Until you've finished it
Class dismissed again
Let me off of it
I just want it to stop
Keep rolling
Keep rolling your eyes in the back of your head
Like you did just morning
Just go for a walk
Just stop for a moment
Run a bath
And just keep running
Cause here something comes,
Of course,
It's all your callings
Neatly rolling into one,
They said
But I
Just want to be loved again
And who doesn't
That's the fucked up part
I just want to be loved again
But nobody ever
Just comes up
I just want to be loved again
It's a walk in the park
Don't follow the dog
Even if he barks at you
It's time to start again
I wonder what comes after this part
You are the gleaning in the shadows,
The reckoning in my eye,
The siren in my silence;
The green in all the lights,
I am a shamed to have just been
One of your many
One of your many
Images,
You still have me twisted,
I miss you,
It's just you, at the end,
Again
I left you where you left me
Solid on solid
Sounds are invalid now
How are you so
Swore by your awesome
No more songs, I said
No more songs, he's dead to me
No more songs!
She's inlisted
He's uninterested,
Isn't this interesting
The problem is:
I'm still in love with
Everyone i've ever been in love with
(And I love him)
But he doesn't
remember my
Name
And he's famous
And she's crazy
And he hates her
But he made me hate him
The day I became you
The day I became
So famous,
I finally made it
I'm dead
It smells like dill in here
At least it doesn't smell like dead mouse.
Aha.
Youre Hellen.
Keller or Mirin
How would you be Hellen Miren
Cause I'm the Queen.
posh.
You want to die
Well, you better do it quick
Better get your shit toggether, paint a l
Bigger, better picture
Bitter Betty gliching steady
Just remember when you're ready
Ever steady still forgetting dinner
Dessert was already
Forget this significance
Remind me why I'm on this speeding bullet to nowhere
Had no other options but to go under for something
Shy, sickness it's a secret
Just kill me already
Semi robotic,
Something like a magnet, attracted,
Simply symphonies
And soulless bodies, tied to money
Wonder what was in the vaccum cleaner meaning
What did you suck up, dude
Who do you suck up to.
When nobody loves you
But your own son
And the audience is robots
Nothing really works more than once, if it's really magic
Sit and do nothing would you
Like you're supposed to
Fall over like the mannequin you are
Just a body in my count
A mattress without a bespost, if it matters
If it matters
Doesn't really matter
But hey, you know
We all go downtown every once or twice a note
For Hanukkah
I could try to be nice
But there's no sense in it,
Is there
If everything and everyone else is just as nasty
As the rest of it
Just is just a test, again
A doctors office visit.
Simple robotics,
Or already stocked up for Hanukkah, Hollywood
Where's your homeland deposit box
Closet full of robots
Closest to the moon, I wrote another poem for you
Sorry that I wasn't on the offering table
The parakeet, pigeon and pirated Slattery,
Damages, damages,
All with the Amazon packages,
Now we're all robots,
Aren't we
What corporation to you belong to!
Something corporate , or say anything
Whose to say Jeff Besoz won't replace us
With m robots with thought processes,
If once such could project as such presence
As an AI freestyle
Meanwhile, I've got a butload of buckets and bunts,
Bullletwounds, eyes on Manhattan and happens to wish something bad upon me
When all I wanted is
Somebody to love me
And someone to love him,
If that's what he wanted
(But who knows if what he wanted was all of the bodies opposite of him)
I don't belong on this planet
I belong in the garbage
Put me on mars, mom
Stop it,
You're almost a robot, get out of my peripheral
With your mental illness
Geez, I must really want a menorah
This is the animal house
There's no one alive here
Set to be slaughters.
Honor the box of offerings as
Thoughtful words
And parallels
What could be under your tongue
Is the surface of love
Just to touch with the battery acid or chemical trails
You have left in your axis
Nobody knows better than this
How close it is to touching
Without being loved
But nobody loves you
Psychotron, sure we're all robots now
Nobody loves anymore
{Previously, On…}
L E G E N D S
The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū
{Enter The Multiverse}
Ascension
What the FUCK did you DO?
What did I do?!
You know what you did!
I didn't do anything!
Oh yeah?
No! Not on purpose!
GODDAMMIT, YOU SON OF A—
Where's Jimmy Fallon?!
What?! I don't know!
Oh no.
Oh shit, run.
Oh no.
What in the FUCK—
I am “the fuck”
You know what.
I'm gonna sue the everliving shit out of you.
For WHAT.
We'll see.
Fuck.
Uh oh.
FUCK.
What now?
What this time?
Apparently, Jimmy Fallon is missing.
What the fuck does that got to do with me.
We'll see.
Okay, great,
Now finish that chapter.
What fucking chapter?!
All of it.
That's—a lot.
I want all of it. By my desk, by noon tomorrow.
“By” your desk?!
Yes, BY. Not ON. I've got too much stuff on my desk—
…but it's…like 9 o clock.
Should be easy, given your natural talents.
What natural talents.
PEACOCK.
AHAHAHAHA.
Okay. Well.
Well what.
This sucks. I lost all my coins.
Hey.
Ugh.
You dropped this.
So how was Los Angeles.
What the fuck. You fucking DICK.
I told you, I own shares in this.
So what's the plan for this, exactly.
I dunno, Harry.
I got a book of stamps,
And a yellow envelope marked
“Jimmy Fallon”
I will hate you forever.
Well, that's retarded.
I haven't even smited you yet.
I will annihilate you, human.
WHERE'S MY SHIT.
Who the fuck are you, anyway?
Nobody!
No one.
No one cares about this series, yo.
I'l seriously doubt that, Jesse Pinkman.
What is this stuff.
It's your stuff.
This is not what I ordered—
Hey—
Why is it BLUE
Cause it is.
So.
WHY IN THE—
Mischief managed.
Alright. This should be good for the night, but we gotta get out of here by morning;
I thought your parents owned this place.
It's a time share!
So?
So it's like only —part of the time.
That is stupid.
No! You're stupid! You're the one who got us into this mess.
It's your mess, I was just cleaning it up!
Whatever! Stop trippin.
Nobody's “tripping.”
That's it. I'll be a stripper.
Straight outta hell, that kid.
Don't I know it.
Alright, fine.
I said, whatever you do—
DONT watch this show.
Stuff it, J. Slatts. I'll kill you with my eyeballs
Sounds like a threat.
Put on a lawsuit, then.
Maybe I oughtta…
—with a bow tie.
You'll look so pretty.
I thought I was already pretty.
Uh huh.
Yeah, look, so honestly
I don't know if I'll ever be on the same vibration as like,
Jimmy Fallon and them, ok?
I don't know how I did it;
I don't know what did it,
It just happened and then—
And then WHAT.
It just—ended.
Just like that.
I'm not trying to offend anybody here.
Just like that.
Now, I ask:
What are we going to do to sell you this dream?
Doesnt matter what you do, I'll never believe it.
Sure, fine; Don't believe it—
We're gonna make you live it.
Who the hell us “we” anyway?
Now you're speaking in my cadence—
Don't flatter yourself
I like it.
Too late, I guess.
So, you see
We're building
Power triangles
And
love squares
Power triangles
And love squares
Don't let it scare you,
There's love there
Don't let it scare you,
There's love there
Never fear where love has dared
To call you up there
Corrupt file—no fair.
Don't be suprised even the odds seem to turn in your favor,
I promise you;
Nobody's ever ready
For what has just happened here.
WAKE UP, FUCKER.
Ugh, I can't go through this again.
So, I guess I'll have to erase,
Or just secretly publish
Everything I've ever written
About my actual experience as a color,
Just so that I can earn money
As anything other than
A slave—
A maid,
A housekeeper,
A dog walker
Or servitor
So far under her,
That I can't see far enough up to just
Scratch the surface
Her birthright:
The entire network
And mine,
To sit under her,
Wondering what the world would be like
At the other end of the spectrum
The word form of the
White woman
The wicked witch of all directions,
In which I stand in;
I'm at her mercy
I've been abandoned before
But this disservice, is, I'm afraid
The best advice I can take is just
To go straight to the bank with my angst and my hatred
And shove it
So here comes the nameless
Face I love,
Yet,
The faceless God,
Was
Intoxicated, at best—
Manipulation of the Mass Media
I'm so
Seriously jaded
In this torture chamber
In my corner office
In this hall of racists,
I claim, but if all is
One in the same
Then
It's one in the same
And
I'm mainstream
I'm famous
If it's
One in the same
Then
It's one in the same
If it's
One in the same
Then I'm mainstream
I'm so famous
In a whole room full of humans
I'm groomed to be useful for something,
But what?
It just hasn't come yet.
I could sit down with a paper and pen,
But I'm filling up all of my documents
With hollandaise and God
For what?
It's just another song, or something
Or something.
It's just another —
Goddamnit it, more coughs again.
I told you not to watch this.
Why do I taste pancakes?
Maybe you're having a stroke again.
Chyeah, a stroke of genius.
I'll show you a stroke.
Or don't.
Well, there goes the captain.
where is that scene, anyway?
I don't know, I just wrote it.
Great, she left the door open.
She's got no furniture!
It's a “dance floor”
It's “the black box” she called it “the black box”
Goddamn, do you listen to all her stuff?
“Fear stimulates my imagination”
Pilot
ASOT
Fuck man,
What is a woman to a man,
And an androgynous genius to
The industry, or anyone at all
If all are foes ans frauds
All else is toxic!
I woke up with one hand tucked behind my back
Feeling dead drunk,
I just woke up again
But never fell asleep
What world am I in?
The end of the
Dream sequence
The end of the energy keeping me between three things:
My past,
My future
And these prequels,
Sequels
And seeing arrangements
And
She's going crazy
But nobody quite understands
That these demons are chasing me saying
“You deserved those hands in your face”
The scratches on Kayla's back should have had me but
I was too fat
To find love again
And still have something
Wonderfully, undone
And wrong with me
Wrong with me enough to
slam poetry
So I'm guessing the white women I love beyond words and bounds are—
In charge of whatever happens
At the top of the rock;
So I jumped off.
I want to see someone suffer for all that I've done;
No, that's dark, and karmic, you know—
To go on like that;
The confusions and refusal to accept that
The album is called ChaosMagick,
But the cover is more
Urgent,
A prose or a pawn of protection
Against all the coughs
And the reckless mismanagement
The hands in my head
And the eye on my scar
And the lies on my heart
So tell me,
What happens
When you're flying a kite with your heart,
And it's broken?
What happens to the kite ,
When you fly it with your heart
And your art up in bundles—
heartbroken, heartbroken
So what come of Miss May,
Come January?
What come of Miss April
By Next December
what comes of the words I was saying
For no one
But everyone heard them
And I've been gone
Much longer than months,
But still stocked up on all that I've wanted
Or all that I got
Or just, all that I love
But got no undercovers to acknowledge no more
How right I was
Or how wrong I am
What come of Miss June, when Miss January comes around?
what come now, around August,
When March is long forgotten?
What comes of the drugs,
Of the come ups, and come downs
What comes of the process
When nothing is served
But the surf has come up
Somewhere
And I just can't love enough
To go there
I want to go to there
I want to be that girl
I want to sit at the top of the rock
Writing songs, and sipping mock cocktails
I want to
Don't you know
I just want to get back to
Where I belong
I'm so out of money and love
That I want to be
Under the train,
When it's coming
(Sometimes it's just the impulse that says
“GO”
Then the train starts to slow
And my pain bubbles up into a numb,
Dumb, crumbling cluster of poetry
You know?
Or you don't
Cause you're all just on your phones
Scrolling
Some black man stands over me,
Reminding me of why I never trust the ones
Who want me most,
Or just assume,
By color code,
That I belong to them
I'm sorry,
I just can't write with your arms around my neck like this
Your heart around my arms like this
It's so wholesome
I had other verses but forgot them
They took away my movies for the curses
And the hexes
That they put on me
I said don't.
And the king said
“Heads will roll”
Cause, you know;
I've got parts for all of them now,
The ones I'd forgotten
But come from the catacombs,
Back from the conduit
You know,
This is awful
I had another one,
But lost it.
The king?!
Which one.
Teas I!
No, it wasn't,
It was Gían's father,
From further off
Should I call John back?
Which one?
Turns out, I love all of them—
Turns out, I've got all of them
In my college
I taught them all to be someone
Becoming of acknowledgement
With nombres most common
Juan, in subcultures, but
Beyond that
(Or above them)
It's John,
Or just Jonathan,
Watch the ones who drop the consanant;
They're always so troublesome,
But I took them all up
As understudies,
Social Studies and some theatrics,
Joan of Ark said
Two more moments
(Two more weeks in)
I could have a body worthy
Of a Grammy award, but —
Would I be a writer then?
Probably not, hon—
Writers are
Off a bit.
If you were pretty, ever at all— would you have written this?!
If I were pretty at all would there be reason to be this
Conflicted?
Some of those old New York hallways
Haven't been painted
In ages
Since they made them
Don't make that face at me
I only dropped my key once
On the fourth floor
—they're horrible, you know
To us,
The “brothers” know no love
They are destruction, speaking
Of this,
I got a cold heart.
Cold like the robber
Cold like the calling I've done in my corner office cold, like the jello mold forming a thought process
Worthy enough
I might love it like a husband
We're re-evaluating your circumstances.
Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.
I've got friends at USPS
What the fuck could that even account to.
Look, I'm gonna have to give this some serious considerations.
It's not that serious.
It's not that serious.
Of course it is!
I'm up to my knees in investments!
So?!
I wade a waiste deep,
Surely you can get by
“Up to your knees”
What exactly do you need?
Money. And lots of it.
I mean, from me.
Money.
Really?
Leave me alone.
I told you not to write this.
You're a voice in my head;
No, I'm the hand in your mailbox.
What in the fuck do you believe in.
I believe in everything!
They said you were a genius;
I didn't expect you to be
—at the very least, lucid—
*squints* learn some new vocabulary, okay?
For what?
Dinner.
Maybe.
We're still in the process of voting.
She's crazy.
We'd be crazy not to actually hire her.
Her accounts are all practically open;
We could just take it.
Yeah, and when she kills herself, and there's no blood on our hands—
There's nothing that can be done about the amount of this stuff that's already printed!
Printed?!
What?!
You mean—
She's published?
Self-published.
My, what a beautiful happenstance
To have already had you
And awakened atop mattresses
Marked for my assassins hand—
Polite, I lost you
All of us,
Atop the rock
We stood and suffered
Months beyond a montage,
Undercover
Love was lost,
And all's uncertain
The interception of God,
At the cost of
What terror and cutbacks
Have caused us all
What you lost was $50, a Hallmark Card, an Academy award, a long lost star's phone number,
And all that you wanted,
The cock of the gun
Was the sound that you wondered
What was called
, then ran off into wonder.
How am I gonna make money
And become an award winning songwriter
Music producer
And multidisciplinary artist,
Without all the funding it takes to get noviced
Without taking clothes off
Wake up 10 years younger
I'm suffering
My stomach was a rubber band
My stomach was a rubber band
My only song was Water
I forgot to stop
For the applause
I drowned in all the love; right then and there
I died of
Lovenessness
[The Festival Project]
The sound and laughter of children play
A baby in a basket
The basket case at Trader Joe's
Who know what happens
It just doesn't pull my heartstrings any longer
That my son belongs without his mother
So I'd better have another
This is us, come on.
Don't do this to me.
Don't do this, Timmy, you'll be sorry.
Come on! We're not even in that movie!
We are, though; it's still
Listen, you've got the right guy for this.
Are you sure.
Yeah, I promise.
Officers,
Stop for a *movement
[hot cops flash dance number]
Fuck, well, that was all wrong.
But worth it!
What I meant was—
God, this show gets good at 31,
But I'm only 22,
So I guess I'll know how wrong the war was
Once we've lost it,
Cause imm a man now
The episode is over,
Soon comes the next episode
With snoop dogg,
Or not
That was our wedding album.
Scatterbrained, and pregnant—
There she was just putting all the things together
That she needed to be
Needed
To be needed.
There she was,
All on 4/20
Trying not to do the wrong thing,
But what was it?
To be loved.
Then,
There she was at 21 just going off again
At some event—
A friend, and her
Back then could not imagine
They'd become him
To be someone.
Not as one,
But of entirely another
World apart, aside from
Cyclones into snow cones
Turns the watchers into artists
All their own,
And off my own accord
Or own account
Or done with boredom
Dove soap
Open doors
And clocks that turn the other hand away,
Each day you love Manhattan
But can't have that.
That's it—
This is just Season 1 of Mad Men
WHERE THE FUCK IS—
[she throws her hands above her head in surrender]
I don't KNOW!
Oh, you're a girl now?!
I guess!
What's with those pants, then?
To hide the assets!
What assets?! You look tragic.
I'm going for ‘skeleton' to match all your wives and everybody else on the red carpet
Who said you get the red carpet?
Manhattan.
That guy lies!
Well how about this:
The walk of stars were carved out in blocks of marble
All in my honor.
1000/1
You're our God, now.
What!
I don't want to be God!
SUCK IT UP. YOU WON.
I don't wanna!
Yaaaaaaayyy. You got the award!
All the awards!
Speech!
Speech!
SUNNI BLŪ
Uh—-
I'm drunk,
And there's nothing on the teleprompter
[a man in the audience coughs]
A-HEM.
[Sunni Blū immidiateky shoots the coughing man]
[multi-camera shots of celebrity audience reactions; laughing, clapping in hilarity as if someone hasn't just died]
TAYLOR SWIFT
(unmoved at all)
SUNNÏ BLŪ
I don't know why you're laughing.
That was awful.
That guy died
[audience is insane, super fake as usual]
[more cut takes]
SUNNÏ BLŪ
It should have been you, Taylor.
TAYLOR SWIFT
(Still unaffected)
SUNNI BLU
Anyway. I'd like to thank the academy…
Cause I am the academy
[Audience is celebrities being celebrities]
SUNNI BLU
You guys are all idiots:
I'm a go f*ck myself—
And anyone else who wants to show up
At my afterparty.
Whatever.
Peace.
[cheesy academy award music plays—Sunnï knocks over the mic, peaces out obnoxiously; the audience cheers wildly and the host returns to the stage.]
Who's the host?
Whatever.
Hey, better than nothin.
You're telling me.
yeah.
I know:
Oh, she's a comic?
Yeah.
I got it.
BOB SAGET
Ooh, that's good.
Ū
No—no my God.
No Bob Saget, stop it!
Wait, Bob Saget is dead right?
Last I recall:
Fuck—FUCK!
Dammit. Dammit, dammit.
Okay, Rue— you're up.
Rue, what in the—
Shhhh, don't let them know I'm in here!
Oh, wait—
It's me, Blanche.
That's hot.
I'm a debutant.
My god, you're so young.
Here, take this,
What's that,
You'll need that.
V.O.
I'm being hunted by the ghost of Bob Saget.
*haunted.
No, hunted!
There she is! Grab her!
Ooh, Bob Saget.
Why, yes.
How old are you?
Not dead yet!
You don't have to kidnap me, I'll happily go with you, sir.
Really?
Yes.
GET IN THE—
NOH,
GET IN THE VAN.
INT. IN THE VAN.
[a bunch of hot male celebrities are in the van]
Oh. Okay.
Wow.
That was easy.
What is it, Friday.
It's Friday and a half.
Friday.5
What.
There's a Friday movie between 1 and 2
So I guess this is season 8.5
I guess this is season 8.5
HEY, GET BACK HERE.
What is this.
It's your lunch.
I don't want this.
Well, okay.
What— is this strange music—
They call it dubstep
Come on, Jimmy, you're slipping
Kimmel, cause Fallon is dead or presumed missing
Probably Skrillex
Probably a bounty on his head, Dog willing
The Festival Priojects Inclement Infinite
Is coming up next, on Legends
Come on Jim,
KEEP UP.
Nobody can know about this, okay?
Wait, where's Kimmel
Okay,
I got O'Brien—
Black Irish Bastard…
Alright, Alec Baldwin is a little tied up, right now, but
LEMON,
Fuck.
That's l—future me.
What?!
I gotta go, okay?!
What? Go where.
Let's get DRUNK.
No, That's—I got a show tonight
What?!
Look at my lexicon.
Your—what,
Meet me on Lexington.
Oh, this pussy is finished!
I got it, I got it! He's
LENNONNNNN!!
JOHN LENNON
Fuck. Look, I gotta go.
John Lennon?!
You're dead!
Funny, I thought not.
Watch this.
MOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Fuck,
What,
It's my kid. I gotta go.
Wait, you have kids?!
Well, I just had you, didn't I?
“The mayor” is a secret underground rap star
lol
#trappin
Okay,
What's else happened
Idk hold on
Okay,
So whats the sauce on this sandwich.
Oh.
Jeez, this again.
That *sandwhich?
Hah.
There's no sauce on that sandwhich.
—there's not!?
No:
You see.
It's very simple.
WAKE UP, YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR.
we gotta take the train.
The train?!
NO.
NOTTHETRAIN.
NO.
Man, fuck the train!
[SUNNI BLŪ wakes up on the train.]
What's this, the train?
[is the train]
(Angrily, tossing newspaper)
Man, FUCK the train!
Other hobo:
Aww, thanks, I need that for my—
[s/he snatches back the paper].
Wait! I need that back—what day is it?
[drunkenly illegible gibberish turns into perfect Hebrew]
GODDAMMIT, it's Shabbat;
I gotta get to Temple.
[s/he shoves the newspaper back into the hobo's lap]
Here.
Oh no, I thought I couldn't forget
RABI
FUCK
_]€_#
WHAT WAS IT
GODDAMIT IT WAS SO CLEVER.
God
So it was…
What did you do with it?
Do with what
My idea
what idea
My—my rabbi joke—
What rabbi joke
you know what rabbi joke! You were the one who gave it to me.
Oh, did I?
YES, SATAN, JESUS.
GOD
Ohh, Satan-Jesus. I like that one.
NO— it was—
It was much better than that, it was—
It was funny.
Oh, it was?
YES.
—did you write it down?
Fuck,
I realize I just opened a
A FUCK PORTAL.
OHH, GET IN IT,
GET INSIDE.
I had an Artemis in my pocket
But I lost him
Walked away from the cornermarker
And the cornerstone, for the sunset
I wonder if songs always come
When I'm walking,
Or
God makes us promises,
For world of
I'm not JB, I'm KG,
Can you see me now?
If you could see what I see,
We'd be even
wtf did I just write this
And not realize I just wrote this
Yeah.
That shit happens to me all the time.
WHAT.
ALL THE TKMEx
Shut up,
THE ANDRE3K CHARADES GAME is getting intense.
What in the FUCK is that.
*flutes*
Ohh.
And
KITES.
yyyyyYYYYYYYAAAAAHHH——
GODDAMMIT.
I can't see really, I just dream
I'm not thinking, I'm dancing
This is what you asked for
Exactly what you asked for
For once,
I'm finally glad I have your eyes on
My friend
I can see you all on the horizon,
Singing
NO, NO MORE MUSICALS!!
Jimmy, what did you do?!
I don't know what I did!
You lyin bastard.
I'm not lying!
So, where ya from?
—I don't know where I'm from.
Listen, I'm gonna need you
SHUT UP,
JUST SHUT UP.
It seems like these scenes are getting shorter.
I'm bored with this.
Ok.
Let's do something else.
I fuckin hate you. I hate you.
I fuckin hate you.
88.
Oh no:
8
Wait, what the—
*dolphin*
WOAH, okay:
Oh, no.
No,
No, no
OHNONO.
I told you I'd find him.
Anyway.
Seems like there's something more important I should be doing.
Are you sure this is the right place.
Right place. Right time.
Fuck— FUCK.
What, what happened.
I lost my—
SKRILLEX!
No.
SKRILLEX.
NO, NO—
SKR—
I swear to God, Google knows everything.
Google don't know shit about SHIT.
I gotta lose m 39 lbs.
For what.
MADONNA
DO IT FOR THE BANANAS.
I hate— you.
COME ON, MISTER.
Fuck off, Madonna,
I'M A GOD.
I miss Beyoncé.
That's not relevant.
Beyoncé is relevant to everything.
*smacks*
QUIT FANGIRLING.
Trust me, I hate you.
I don't trust you, but I believe you.
I got it.
I hate this place.
Holy shit.
What.
I developed a new phobia.
What's that mean?!
I don't know, I can probably use it in a fight or something.
For what.
SPECIAL ABILITY UNLOCKED.
I see you looking over my shoulder
I see the shadows, I try not to jump at em.
I spent six months in a coffin, you know
I spent my life a sarcophagus
(Wow, I got it right.)
Try not to mutter those haunts in a hospital
Try to recover from trauma
Uncovered post traumatics,
Anxiety attacks and a lot of those—
What do you call them?
A flashback.
Here goes one:
SONNY MOORE aka SKRILLEX appears.
I told you not to—
But I did!
I didn't mean to!
But you did!
This is ludachris!
Oh look, it's—
Fuck.
God dammit.
Come on! What's his name!? What's his name?!
I'll think abo it it.
Are you serious? Another shapeshifter?
Yes,
I guess welll just have to kill them all, then.
I just want to go home.
You don't have one.
…oh.
So here we have.
Okay, wait a second.
I wasn't faking my symptoms at all, actually.
My heart had dropped, and been pounding and fluttering insessantly—
It had been a hard week, but especially the last three days;
The coughing—.
Everyone seemed to be wearing clothing with stars or bears on it,
Champion sportswear.
I fucking hate champion sportswear.
But the palpitations were real as ever— and now—
On a Saturday night in the Jamaica, Queens medical center emergency room,
There they were again.
Only this time I knew exactly why.
‘Too Bizzare' by Skrillex begins to play, via Complications 003- The Trauma Method.
Irony.
It was ironic, but still startling,
Started with some nostalgic traumas,
Every other time I saw an ER doctor
(Why I don't go)
Fuck, I just realized I have to airdrop myself 880 times.
That fucking sucks.
Did you say you were a doctor?
I was, once.
When is “once”
At some point.
Listen, I'm gonna need you to backtrack to get to the bottom of this.
I'm innocent, I promise!
We caught you at 27 different angles doing this.
Oh.
[beat]
I plead the 5th.
Ohh. Cerulean. My favorite.
c R A Y On
Oh, I get it,
I L L U M I N A T U S.
Nice, it worked.
I know everything about you.
So you do.
[beat]
You're a God.
What the fuck do you want from me.
Listen. I. Am not. A God,
Right. That's exactly what a God would say.
No they wouldn't! Because a God wouldn't say anything!
AHA.
Don't ‘AHA' ME.
I don't mind, at all
It don't matter— to me
I don't mind, at all
It don't matter—to me
Might as well not think about it
The space between us
Might as well just stay awake then
No sense in leaving
Just to come back
It don't matter to me, now
Now and again
I go crazy just making arrangements,
But besides that,
If you like it, you should have it
It's a long road,
As Kaskade says,
And a short dance,
With the right one
And time goes by
I would call it mild,
But actually I'm in a wild panic
It might be a heart attack
I just might even
Die right here
But I don't mind, at all
It don't matter—to me
I don't mind—at all
It don't matter to me, I said
I don't mind, at all, now
It really don't matter to me
I said,
I don't mind, at all
It really don't matter to anyone
Now does it
(Not it doesn')
I don't mind, at all
It don't matter— to me
I don't mind, at all
It don't matter—to me
Might as well not think about it
The space between us
Might as well just stay awake then
No sense in leaving
Just to come back
Palpitations and precipitations at the pulpit
Preacher, please don't make me a culprit
I been prayin—
I been paying my tithes,
10% Even,
Now 25,
Almost half of me is not mine!
Why try?
I've been walking out, in straight lines
I been crying silently
It ain't right
I been making most of my nights
Sometimes
I see sun come up twice
Up, down up
10 degrees,
It ain't right
Up down up
33, it ain't right
Up, down, up
I've been spending my time
Down, up, down
Riding round,
Trying not to down in my mind
Up, down up
What is this.
It's my project.
What is it?
The Festival Project.
Yeah but—what—
What.
Is it?
…it's my project.
*painfully infuriated*
Okay, enter here.
EXAM ROOM 10
Why exam room 10?
Because.
Where are the other nine?
Just—get in.
I'm not going in there!
JUST GET IN.
UGH.
DEADMAU5 (head and all) stands at a tall podium in the center of the room)
What is this,
This is deadmau5.
I know that.
—-!!!
—?!?
What.
!!!
What? This is the exam?
Yes!
NO.
What is “no”.
I'm not playing for deadmau5.
That's the exam.
Then I fail!
Automatic Fail?
yes. Automatic fail.
Then you win.
What.
*slams gavel*
Congratulations—you're the next superstar DJ.
WhY.
.
What.
Woohoo! I just retired!
DEADMAU5 exits.
…
…
After a few moments of comic tension, the Deadmau5 head rolls back in through the exit which he has taken.
Ugh.
Fuck this.
No matter what you do, you're a superstar DJ.
What. No!
Yes. The answer is yes.
NO.
Fuck.
What the FUCK.
No matter what you do.
You want to go,
Go, you want to die,
Die, you want to try, try
You want to cry, cry
Do what you want;
As so will I,
Demand is demand—
Supply is supply.
EDX
So then, I followed this long hallway under the stage deck.
Uh huh.
And it led to a door—
Uhhuh, where'd the door lead?
To a portal.
Woah. Pasqualle!
You made it!
I—yes.
Congratulations!
*blows party horn*
*Daisies/ confetti*
You're like 25!
I'll be 25 forever.
Nice!
Yeah.
I guess that's why it's called ‘music'—a musician without muses is just useless.
‘Well, whose next?' I wondered. All of my muses were not just so wonderful to me, but adored by many—and perhaps this is what allured me most—befuddled ans confounded me; once my mind was set on something, there was nothing else its eye could see—and for how long one God could only know, how deep the love would go and that the blood would run deep, and the scars to show for it, only upon my heart and never by soul—for a love was a love, and even once came and gone, to the end of my life I knew I would still ponder upon them, at one time or another, my muses—star studded lovers, rather than crossed, shiny and golden like all diamond and trophies so treasured and thought of as precious.
‘Yes, you are—precious.'
Another tongue in cheek thought, for the other that I was, and also was not, as summer drew onward as short as it would come and go—a reminder to leave the apartment more often, and to mind my manners, to find the upper echelon wherever it was and come quietly into its doors, to open my world and wordform of thought, into a place where my heart always was; then, and only then, would I be home. Amongst the men and women of the uppercut and classy, luxurious big fishing ponds and flocks of doves upon olive branches—the peaceful world long parted from where mine was, by only the fault of my own. What had been done just certainly was, and yet, what was to come was an open poem, not of mine, but Godform in thought.
‘I wonder what's at the top of Rockefeller Plaza.'
—perhaps, a gander at the bottom of an even larger entertainment complex.
Then, again, only God would know what was beyond all that I wanted; a job—and not just any job at all— the one that I had always wanted.
Mmm. Birthday cake.
Suddenly the taste of a white confetti crème filled my mouth with a delicious remnince of what it might be like to taste a confectionary sugar again—but i couldn't imagine ever making it just on talent and charisma alone—no. Indeed, it seemed something had damaged my charm, and perhaps it was just the swarms and droves of phone controlled masses that saw me as nothing more than dust, I had started to surrender my desire to perform, and the quality of my music—along with my ability to make it, suffered with the awful thing that had been crowding my soul at all—whatever it was, evil and dark in nature, sure saw to it that it wanted to hurt me in all the ways that it could—and in all the ways it could not, I stayed away from most others, favoring my delusions of love.
‘Nobody seems to understand that the pain they cause will only harm themselves.', I thought
Younger souls, however, they were—and they would be kept in the pain that I was in one way or another until eventual death, far behind me on the infinite road to the source. Far enough behind, that it seeked to destroy my progress, and for all that it could, it also couldn't.
The infliction of pain would simply not act as a measure for control any longer.
Off into my own world, where I was at least free from the thoughts and judgement of others.
She's the most beautiful girl,
And I'm the most beautiful boy;
So naturally, we belong together, don't we?
I see a pretty picture,
Picket fences and a family
Golden Retrievers
Someone relieve her;
She doesn't believe me
TV dreams and exquisite pretty people
Burning candles, fire flames and
frequent figures,
Guest characters and cameos,
Repeat offenders, multiple appearances
Suddenly, really, it's another need
People, people pleasers
Audience affection,
Tragic endings,
Butterflies and new beginnings
Gun under my tongue,
Rubber like a frog
My mind is in a fog
Haven't bothered going on a walk
To Trader Joe's but
The anthem of my youth,
A lost soul
Another form of my love
So what I wonder
Put the gun up under my chin
Rubber like a frog
Blow my head off
Just cause I didn't blow up
Selfish cunt
Big brother,
Another hypnotist
Little brother,
Gotta love him
Gotta love em
For the Love of God
I could stop for a moment
Wash my mind out with soap
Like I'm ten years younger, even
Seriously
20 years between us,
You can't even hide underwater
In a bathtub
Seriously,
Someone help us
For the love of God, for the love of
Hollywood
Seriously,
Someone love us,
For the love of God,
For the love of Rockefeller Plaza
Someone help us
Another possible walk of stars
A little shop of horrors
Another whole story
I get rid of my demons
The hoes screamin
I put semen in her
Permanent like semen,
Just keep dreamin
I'mma just keep preaching
SaMo, Brooklyn
Europe Next
I keep scheming
Whoever you are;
If you're a wreck—
You need a check
No respect, neglect
Just cover your neck
(I'm blind to my own design, sometimes)
That's what the eye is
Try this:
Close your eyes and say thrice, kids
I am the God of the eye,
Osiris
I am the God of the Eye,
I'm Osiris
I am the God,
I walk amongst the highest
Thoth,
You lost
Better just die and keep trying
I am the God of the eye, I am
(Try this)
I am the God of the eye
(I never die)
I am the God of the eye
(That's right, three times)
I am the God of the eye
No black and white television,
In my dimension we pay attention to centrifugal,
The mission isn't in materialism,
Whatever youre spending
If money the God, l of your eye,
Realize, I am higher
My gunfire,
Is right on the back of
The one dollar
I am the God of the eye
I Am
Your money is nothin to us
We come in peace,
To end suffering
Pretty little nigga
Look just like Kendrick
Kickin it with jigga
I'm the new higs boson
Part of me never left Boston
(Fuck Starr!)
Part of me never left homeless
This ain't my home
It's my office
You never heard this song
You don't notice
I'm an ugly kid, you don't notice me
Rooftop smells like soy sauce
On god
I am ugly
You don't notice
-Atari the God
Can we get back to this, please?
Damn. She really whooped her ass, though.
Janet, can I borrow you for a second?
No.
Please.
[Whoopi Goldberg appears in the doorway, gesturing “c'mon”]
…alright.
I got convictions on my lips,
I took a picture
Turn the page
The worst of all was, it really did seem like they were racists—
INSOMNIAC EVENTS
Not just racists— the most deadly kind of racists.
WHITE SUPREMACISTS
You really want it this way, don't you?
No!
I LOVE you!
Oh, do you?
If there's a mile in here, I swear to god..
Are you high enough yet?
I thought so
HIGHER!
hire star*
What.
Just do it.
You remember these guys, right?
GOOD CANNABIS, FAIRBANKS, ALASKA
No.
Why are we back here.
Alright, we might have fucked up.
Why.
This guy sucks.
HEY.
What.
COME BACK TO ALASKA
never that.
WHAT, WHY NOT!
GOD HATES FAGS!!!
Well, you're wrong!
WHITE POWER.
Nah.
ALL LIVES MATTER
O rly? Even this guy?
Literally every “NO”
…so, “all lives.”
Look, I don't care what color it is; I want that book in my library.
GO TO THE LIVRARY.
NO.
GET IN HERE.
NO AUBREY. STAY DEAD.
She's dead, right?
YOU CALLED ME HERE.
I didn't!
You Did.
I did not, all i said was
*swoons*
…I love her.
(I really do)
WHAT?! “I Love you?!”
It was more the *swoon* that did it.
Disconnect.
Fuck, I lost deadmau5 again
What'd you do to him?
Nothing!
Put him back!
He's still there! He's right there, you see him?
No! This isn't deadmau5. We want deadmau5. bring him BACK.
Fuck, I fucked up.
What'd you do?
…nothing?
Pick up the phone
Pick up the phone
…hello?
Who IS this?
Fuck it, I quit.
Man, God never puts my dishes back in the right place, like ever.
I told you, I don't live here, I'm just…
Babysitting.
CC!
What!
CC!
What?
CC
WHAT.
Fuck, man.
That was wild.
Where the fuck have you been?
I don't know.
You don't know—you smell funny.
“Funny” is that what that smell is?
No.
When were you?
When? Ha.
Did you—-
Did I what?
—did you go to a party without me?
Lmfao fuck these niggaz.
Why, what happened.
What's this.
Where was it?!
Idlewild.
“IdLeWiLd”?!?!?
You. Old. One here and die, you know, l.
It's cattle call for curtain calls guy
Where did this go—
What was this, once?
It's the return
Welcome to Oz
This is the Tower of Babel
Remember;
I wrote that
Better than the bottom,
Still not the top
—it's not as fast, when it's not going all the way up
Did you jump yet
Come around more
Keep coughing
Are you sure this is where it was or—?
Somewhere else I stayed
Back when I was homeless
It's hopeless!
We lost her
Antenna, antenna
SUPERMARKET
I loved her
—she was undercover
—I'm still in your stirrups
I'm lost in New York, then
BACKFIRE
Adele remix is on [have a seat]
Can I go now?
I still need a hat, a half dollar
and an alter cloth
You could win an award for this;
I don't want an award,
I just want my son back
Motherhood, motherhood
Brotherhood, brotherhood
This isn't one of us!
No one was
No one was
Can I go now?
Where to?
Home!
Nope, that's just the office,
I'm still homeless, unless I
They got cabanas on top of offices!
(The rich and the famous)
Networking and brunches—
_this looks fun, doesn't it?
I altered the course of history
In brief exchanges and
Various social atrocities
This is hypocrisy! lol rly
This is hypocrisy!!
Hyper awareness and, psychic inclinations…
You realize the more low quality people you let in
The more low quality this country becomes, don't you?
I put a roll in the back of the chosen ones.
Used to be cast more,
Now something seldom ever happens
Such as this—
A fun Fortune 500
What does that even mean
Forbes.
Look it up.
What if the policy is
Foreign;
Look it up.
I know enough about the girl next door to know
Something is horrible,
Something inside of her
Rots at the core,
Her obsession;
My undeservedness of such,
What she must,
I mustn't, just
Unjustice
Broski, okay
I got to discard
All the pichardo
Besides just this one
(I'm standing on top of you)
Put somebody worthy on the fourth floor
Worse off,
I was done for
Before
I got to New York
What's her for?!
I know enough about the man upstairs to know
All these glares and
“How dare you's” and
Hatred says
Why would you wait 30 years
Until today, I guess
Something is certainly off about her.
I said yes.
It was more probably something like
“SUCK MY DICK”
What.
“YOU HEARD ME”
Oh yes, I did.
From 1990 to 1993
From 1990
To 1993
From 1990
To 1993
Stop breeding these things,
“Love is familiarity”
No
Love is what you make it
But you can't
Because of slavery
They don't make music
—they don't make love either
Well, look where your lust took you!
Nowhere!
Exactly!
Look where your love took you:
Vegas,
Los Angeles,
South of the Border
Above it
a New Yorker—
Under budget,
Celibate and
My arms are too short to jump the turnstyle,
Meanwhile
My ex husband left permanent scars on
My face
My lips
My arms
My hands
And my heart.
Did you bite him?
Of course I bit him, he was strangling me.
You definitely won this fight.
I know.
Look, if I don't call for security,
This bitch is gonna make me kill her.
OCTOPUSSY
NO.
What.
NO.
Stankass.
I will KILL this bitch.
Look, I gotta get ahead in this.
I need a WIN.
These are customs.
Trash.
Wash your pussy.
Send her back.
Nah, you know what.
Remove that hex.
Wait, what, really?!
Yeah, like;
Reverse it.
Woah.
That's crazy.
They got like….white slaves now.
That's not right.
What do you mean.
That's not it.
You said “reverse it”
This is what the white supremacy just did to everyone else:
[world in crisis except for for people who look like Kayla Lauren, to whom EVERYTHING is a fucking crisis, that isn't]
BECKY/KAREN/WICKED WITCH OF WHITE AMERICA
I AM OFFENDED
I'm offended that you signed your like 12 year old daughter up to pose nearly nude, but—
Hey look, it's us now; is this freedom?!
Uh….
Why are all the female models like 12 and all the male models are fully grown men—
Or women.
Right.
Idk.
Wait, I do.
You do?!
Wait. Something tells me all the pedophiles and all the white supremacists are in the same group…
Run the same businesses—
Have the same families.
This is disgusting
Okay, this is gross
That's not right !
That's not my job!
Oh, it's not!!?
NO.
Who should I call
That guy.
So you want this?
Oh, it's a death curse?!
It will NEVER end.
Wanna bet.
I'll kill you and take the whole world with me.
Now that's a threat.
Thing is, I'm actually making it.
I'm telling on you!
Ok. Wait 30 years though so you look and sound REALLY fucking stupid.
Ok.
30 YEARS.
Doesn't make sense.
What's the statute of limitations for—
Hm.
Depends.
Depends on what.
Who are you?!
WHO ARE YOU?!
NOBODY YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.
THEN WHY DO I?
wtf is this?
This is Texas being petty.
Ok, fuck ya‘lol
YAW.
I'm serious, wtf is wrong with you.
Something.
What.
Fix me.
Fix you. Hm. Ok.
*COUGHING*
Somethings wrong here.
Yep, it's definitely some kind of
FIX IT.
Where's this ROCK?
At the ROCK.
Like, where tho?!
Ur gonna need this.
What.
They r crucifying u.
Noted.
Hunts Point Food Distribution Center
Lmfao I need this word hold on
“eliminating redundancies, setting strict timelines, and allowing cases to proceed contemporaneously”
[ Finally, recognizing the danger that social media poses to young people and mental health, New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene Commissioner Dr. Ashwin Vasan today issued a Health Commissioner's Advisory identifying unfettered access to and use of social media as a public health hazard, just as past U.S. surgeons general have done with tobacco and firearms.]
A win.
I don't play dead.
What do you call this:
DIE! DIE, BITCH!
Corrections.
I still don't understand how this—
ACID
HAPPENS.
Out of sight
Out of mind
So why these guys
Tryna waste my time
Tryna fuck with my mind with
All these lights
OH MY GOD
I ain't got time for that
Well,
Maybe I do—
I just
Don't like
NIGGAZ LIKE YOU.
(Say what)
I don't like
Niggaz like U!
I'm Sunnï Blū!
You're stupid
Oh, so he put a curse on sunni blu, too?
Ok. Cool.
When all my aliases come up
This dumb motherfucking drunk
Is gonna get stuck
In his own woods
He'll bury himself
In the words that he left
With the scars
In the words that he left
With the scars
Sunni blu
Is the sayer of stars
I slaughtered them all
Swallowed them whole
Like a big black hole
I'm a big black god
I'm a big black God
Fuck
Twinkle that broad
One punch girl
One punch girl
5 punch faggot
I'll unwrap flags on your
Goddamn
Fuck that
Put a curse on my alter ego
Lucky he's a he, tho
I blow holes in em
I blow smoke
And love sausage
I'm a hedon
And he not a
Hero
He broke
He lost
I'm open
Shirts vs skins
I got 666
Curses to show you
What your words did
IM RA
I'm a big black God
You're at home with the young apostle
Let's be honest
He never even liked his father
So turned him to a mother,
Told his mother to ‘run far,
And bring back
The life that I want'
I'm a big black God
In light skinned clothing
You don't know to explode
Or explode on me
Cause my mommy's a
Dark skinned icon
That my God
Find something to pass the time,
God
Sunni with I, huh
I won
Fuck a pedophile wifebeater
Bury him in the woods with his fury
Fear me, now
I'm coming up with reverse curses
And cures
Cause my words
Bought the whole world
Buried you in the woods
I'll bury you in the woods,
Bitch
Very good
I'm a big black
God
-Blū.
GOD is the GOAT
I just became god
I do what I want
I get what I want when I want it
I don't want no problems
Me myself and God only
I buy everything I used to steal
These tears in my heart say I'm healing
What's the difference, anyway?
I've never been fit for your interests, or industry
Add insult to injury
Add everything to my Amazon cart, then
My sympathies
Nothing is greater in heaven
As it is in hell, for this industry
Turned on its head
And turned over from
7 to ten
Check your messages, then
Shut up kid, this doesn't involve you
You're not included in the package
Michael c hall and John c Riley reprise Mr. Cellophane in the style of DEXTER MORGAN.
HA.
Classic.
GOT EM.
V.O.
I met her at The Jumping Point
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An accidentally androgynous artist rises to extreme fame and fortune after being mistaken for a male--after a multimillion dollar record deal, multiple film and TV contracts, and a worldwide tour is arranged, s/he is forced to remain in her male identity--and though technically a non-bianary female, must navigate carefully through the public eye through the test of worldwide fame and superstardom, hiding their secret life with the help of their Manager Morgan- along the way intertwining within the infinite multiverse with the strange, zany, and sometimes even wild characters of the celebrity world--and other fantastical worlds unknown.
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