The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

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  • …and then what?

    Evidently the motorcycles begin to now attack when I am at rest , on line, and not recording.

    However, once I begin recording, they stop.

    This has only been since I've been intentionally collecting recordings and data to add to my report to the NYPD and any applicable law enforcement agencies, as this continual threat seems to be politically motivated—and motorcycles, mopeds, and other motorized vehicles being used as a form of psychological terrorism as a direct threat to public health and safety. Terror stalking.

    Gang stalking.

    This may be a politicized attempt to promote or enforce gentrification or other political agendas.

    Living//Loving life on a server,

    Doesn't it seem wonderful?

    Let's face it—

    It's Fast Friday and I'm not going to be

    Bouncing off the walls, or anything—

    But I might be prone to a lot of

    Critical thinking,

    And though it's an expensive maneuver,

    And risky expenditure,

    The fact of the matter is—

    I haven't really been doing anything.

    I've been not complacent,

    But stagnant—

    So perhaps maybe this little detour

    Will be just the thing I need

    To erase some of the damage that's been done

    To my psyche—

    Sitting in this terribly loud apartment

    In Brooklyn

    Trying to find peace

    And make music;

    When the answer all along is that

    I need to increase my visibility

    In order to find what's needed;

    The fact is—

    Knowing where to go

    Or what to do

    Or who to meet

    Is not going to come in isolation—

    No, not at all.

    It would come from a neatly designed

    —whatever, I just got bored.

    Perhaps if I study hard enough,

    One day, I could complete my studies somewhere

    Like Harvard,

    Or Columbia—

    But first,

    I'll need a new diploma in my actual name.

    You see, nobody's giving any kind of real fuck about my music.

    I can't keep throwing money at it thinking that the way to success is going to be making enough money, to spend enough money, to hopefully buy the attention of the robotic masses, and eventually maybe even a club owner or festival promoter

    Who might be looking to put me on.

    Don't get me wrong— my music is good.

    But we live in a computer, and let's also realize:

    That with the noise in this building,

    And the overall head trip of counting up my pennies for every little thing I need,

    I'm starting to get physically ill,

    Just sitting here, understanding that

    To look the part, one must prioritize

    An expensive beauty regimen—

    Which either would leave me at the mercy of some man,

    Willing to do these things for me,

    Or that I might earn this myself…

    As you see,

    I've chosen the latter route—

    The more challenging, perhaps,

    However,

    Leaving my celibacy intact,

    And granted, otherwise uninterested

    In the males at my level of circumstance

    For any purposes beyond entertainment—

    —seek no other actual companionship at all.

    I like myself,

    I love myself—

    And though feeling uglier and uglier

    The more I stare into the face of my telephone screen—

    I am wonderfully beautiful all on my own.

    —but—

    The masses expect a spectacle,

    And so,

    It becomes part of my job, as an entertainer,

    Part of my repertoire—

    —have mercy—

    (I'm going to choose to ignore that, sort of)

    To do at least what has become expected of me as a woman—

    To be “pretty” —

    And though the makeup and hair and nails

    Might be fake,

    –Cans cost a fortune—

    Myself without those things, as observed and proven

    Becomes overlooked, dismissible, and only attractive

    To those, of course, to whom I have no business

    Associating

    For both personal,

    And professional reasons.

    —moreover…

    Conduct yourselves well, my dear—

    As the furious skies have warned us,

    That the roles you carry out to mark and torment others,

    Will soon reflect upon your own mirror

    Into which you stare,

    And no mercy is given

    By the eye that looks,

    Or any other

    The nearer to doors I am,

    The harder they slam—

    The, though I am fasting,

    I'm suddenly hungry,

    A far cry

    Which forces me to realize

    That all of mankind

    Has been poisoned

    Toxic,

    And become

    Unsafe

    So,

    What's wrong here

    Is they've

    Taken all the nutrients

    From the foods we need

    And put it on

    A competitive scale

    So that

    The more you earn

    The healthier you are

    And of course

    The healthier you are

    The more productive you are

    Which creates value

    Maybe I didn't have to take the GED;

    Maybe there was some way to go about getting

    My actual name

    On my old diploma—

    Hopefully without cost.

    But it didn't make sense to move into a new era

    Or a new world

    With old haunts.

    I knew I needed to seal the name change records

    So that my abuser could not have access

    To my identity.

    For whatever reason,

    I wanted things like Harvard and Columbia—

    I wanted to succeed and to win with a reputable and respectable foundation—

    I wanted to raise my son

    To play football

    And split custody

    In the sporting seasons

    In which

    I felt he performed best.

    I wanted to show him success

    Without making compromises

    That would hurt and weaken

    The strength of the body and mind —

    But most importantly, the soul.

    I hope by now you've realized how odd it is

    To have a crystal dildo

    Sitting in a glass jar

    On your kitchen countertop?

    …I'm soaking it.

    …But why crystal tho?

    Wouldn't you prefer

    An iron tenderizer

    For that steak

    Rather than a

    Silicone one?

    …now that you put it that way.

    Come closer, darling,

    I want to connect with you closer

    Than besides

    In the eye of the camera—

    Don't you know, anyway—

    How dire the circumstances become

    Once you've broken the fourth wall

    And entered the quarry.

    You lunatic!

    Don't worry

    The moon hasn't gone yet new,

    And my honored eye

    Still betraying the thought you are,

    The battered ram and the shackled horses

    The bloodied bull

    And the heroic matador,

    Fight

    …

    …

    …

    —by fury with design, for the holocaust.

    The masses have loved us

    From far beyond reason

    For our class action theatrics

    With no aversion at all,

    To violence.

    A treasury!

    Kill him, then!

    Kill that bitch.

    No! Just— scare her!

    Right you are,

    (And right you were!)

    Dear Johnathan,

    I should have warned you

    More than once,

    What an. Honorable sacrifice

    Your wicked life

    Has offered us—

    Foragers of freedom,

    March upon the underspoken

    Warcries,

    Offer us none

    But the end of our suffering

    In solitude,

    A service of none,

    All together,

    Hurt and bea—

    Arthur.

    I warned you once.

    You see,

    Men need women,

    They move on fast.

    One, none parted

    Before finding another.

    Let's not separate the eggs from the whites.

    Isn't it all “the egg”?

    You know what I meant!

    What do you “meant”?

    The yellow part!

    God, you don't half to yell.

    I'm not God, I'm just playing her part while she runs off for awhile.

    How long is “awhile”?

    Just finish those tarts.

    Mm. Pop tarts.

    NO.

    NOT POP TARTS —

    Just TARTS.

    …wait, can she hear us?

    I can hear everything!

    I'm playing God's parts!

    “Parts”?

    (Let's just say it's a double role.)

    Hey.

    How's it goin?

    Okay. Relax…

    I am relaxed.

    I don't want to scare you or anything.

    —nothing's scary—

    But—

    [pause]

    You have a knife in your back.

    [beat]

    Yeah.

    [beat]

    (Cont'd)

    It's just [a little] something I'm working on.

    What? We should call an ambulance!

    Nope, I'm fine.

    Just—

    No! Don't touch it!

    What?!

    Just leave it.

    It's time for pros and cons lists—

    It's time for diamonds

    Time for great minds that think alike.

    I sterted a revolution on Google documents m

    Ya'll started chemical warfare

    On skin color

    God

    Made me born into a world

    War

    Where fair skin takes priority

    Over others

    Gave me a notebook,

    No pen

    A traumatized mother,

    A drunk father

    And said,

    “Fix problems”

    I think I didn't like The nell Schooll ll

    Cause their

    mascot

    Is a pices

    They said I got

    15 minutes of fame

    22 minutes of superstardom

    An hour of celebrity

    And

    2 hours in a leading role

    Of a feature film

    Franchise

    So I'd better get used to it

    And I'd better make use of it

    And I'd better make better lists of

    The huffsk yll m You

    W t you

    Sorry,

    Gym typo

    Because

    Of course

    I'm a beast

    Faux pas,

    As I was,

    Saying—

    I should make better lists

    Of the guff I wanna boff,

    The doves I Central Park

    The pigeons, turtle doves and

    Waffles—

    —I still want the

    But not the buttermilk kind

    MAMA!

    I gotta get to Tom/ Diner!

    FATHER!

    (Try papa)

    Papa was the ops!

    Nah, I'm vice.

    I'd better get

    Anything done

    Before midnight strikes

    Along with the hunger

    My gloves are straight soaked

    I got puddles in my shoes

    I wanna top Obama

    Start all my dawns

    With hours of cardio!!

    Look,

    I can channel anyone I love!

    Do you love me?

    NO!

    —I just want your body a lot

    Like a lot

    LIKE A LOT,

    Tho.

    We're too famous—

    We sense crazies and go out the back door.

    How famous are you again?

    Apparently, like mad famous, dog.

    Were so famous,

    We look danger in the eyes.

    Oh yeah, this dude is fucking nuts.

    Didn't I say to pay it forward?!

    I don't need a reminder

    Of what time it is.

    Sometimes I forget

    This is yesterdays workout

    And I'm due back

    In the AM

    Where the crazies

    Can't get to me

    Exactly

    Where I am

    (Don't remind me how high I am.)

    I might jump just to get on the Television

    Martyrdom for attention

    Still haven't mentioned—

    I'm thousands of galaxies out of him,

    And only two millennia older

    Than

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

    Fuck you.

    SUNNI BLŪ gets a surprise party for their 27th birthday.

    I've been advised to stay away from the doors and windows.

    Why.

    Ū crashes through the window.

    GODDAMMIT.

    They don't make them like they used to

    —I heard a song through a hardwire

    I don't know who lied so much

    I tried so hard

    To be gone

    But I still wake up

    Under a security blanket

    with a palm full of rocks,

    In a glass house

    God knows I'm sorry

    Woah friend, old friend

    I've heard the whole story now

    Old frog, old toad

    Old tortoise, long road

    Special forces

    Art protector

    Fortune teller

    Hypnotist and potions professor

    Overall,

    The one you wanted

    Wasn't a body at all,

    But just the thought

    And so I'm off for once

    Out of my zone and

    LET ME TRY.

    No, Jenna—

    Liz, let me try.

    I don't think that's a good—

    HELLO.

    Like this game, frog

    Once a week it's fun

    To partition the saints and summoners

    Covers with salt

    The cast out the others

    And add flavor to prayers

    Asked in hypothesis

    My what a wonder

    (A free form stream of consciousness)

    —a free form flow of consciousness.

    Stop repeating yourself'

    Stop tripping over words for goodwill forums

    Don't preach to the masses,

    And head out the back door at the sense of danger

    The sense of danger!

    It's Jane kzmarzarakr

    righ?

    What the FUCK.

    I'll get back to that later

    I gotta—

    …Somethin, somethin, somethin.

    What.

    Somethin—somethin—

    There's something between us.

    —is it cancerous?

    Probably comical.

    Are you on one, or off of it.

    Careful, Mr. cervix.

    Why AM I Mr. Cervix?!

    Because you fit the part!

    I'm a woman.

    My decision stands.

    #focus shifting.

    Re-examining mental health conditions which affect those facing poverty or at risk environmental circumstances.

    I had been searching to no avail for the title sequence of one of my mother's old soap operas without having to ask her —

    #focus shifting

    No, sometimes it's just ADD.

    lol

    Yes,

    Okay.

    I already know all the words.

    Sometimes I have to hyperfocus

    To fully comprehend,

    But really

    I just want to figure who produced it m

    In the cadences,

    I'm like diamond for hire,

    Pull out the subs for submarines;

    I put out real fire

    But, something like a half forgotten language

    There's something unknown in the darkness,

    I'm unsure what to put into perception,

    Just shadow boxes

    Making friends with The Devil, are we?

    You shackled me to your horrors,

    Out of control were my monsters

    A gratitude of nothing more or less

    To offer my body, curse

    The sacrificial lamb

    Tied to hard earned disaster

    A heroism and seeking

    Solace in the night

    —interceptions.

    Whatever Google,

    Take care now

    All morale is lost

    On sacred worship

    Cruel to hurt,

    But all has costs

    To front

    — the standard values

    Only those amongst mankind

    Who have value in vanity

    And fortresses of design

    Not in truth,

    But of auspicious and

    Inglorious

    —

    Goddamnit,

    How far away are you?!

    I can't make out almost anything that you're saying!

    Far!

    That's because, it's not saying it in your language!

    He

    Sorry. He is just using the closest possible language so that you can keep transiting it into English!

    Well, you're doing it wrong!

    I gathered!

    There's no direct translation whatsoever.

    They might as well just be speaking Martian.

    They are.

    (Well, some of them are.)

    I think the best way to go about making anything

    Into anything

    With the species is to

    CRUCIFY HIM!

    …that's not gonna work!

    You just blew my mind, did you know that?

    Not on purpose.

    —but did you know that?

    I try not to know things, but you know,

    The more I try.

    Guess what.

    No.

    You've got something coming.

    Let's make it positive.

    As you were—

    As you are, then.

    I realized that something had changed,

    That not only had t seemed it had become unsafe to speak, but also,

    That I didn't want to much.

    But, in Order to do something, in order to grow at all,

    I would have to force myself to understand

    The things that I always could have, but did not

    Multiplicity, Faction

    Are you an altruist at all, or just a

    Song starter—

    Help Me- Appleknockers Flophouse

    Just remember aces of embraces

    Sitting in the shape of the eye of protection

    Of obsidian collars and bracelets

    Still no percussion,

    Instrumentation and perfection

    Graces

    And remembrance of getting a ring,

    As strictly enforced

    To do what I'm told

    With nothing to hold onto

    But hoping the means to an end

    Shouldn't be the barrel of a gun m m

    How soft spoke.

    (No, no words at all)

    The name was new,

    But the form was old,

    And he said—

    “I curse the day you were born!”

    And I laughed at him—

    “But how could you curse the first day there ever was!

    Before days at at all had come to mark

    To pass the dawning of the ages?”

    And of course,

    There are the ones who had come and gone

    And left no trace at all.

    You all should learn from us—

    Come, then gone from earth

    And left not a spot at all—

    Of course,

    The mystics of I,

    Are as one,

    To have given you thought,

    Words,

    And artform—

    To have written at all, your published works

    And then none

    A far cry!

    To have cursed the day I was born—

    Is to have cursed the world at all

    It was all at once, anyway

    Astonishing

    A far cry!

    #focus shifting.

    Now what are we on, and over – m?

    Now are we an art, or have we bought or purchased

    Another swarm of haunts?

    What have you offered?

    A lesson? A song?

    Cheshire?

    A treasure chest of ideas, and new haunts

    And four plus four hours marks

    A full workday

    Of harsh tidings

    And no commas.

    The dollar sign is all you are

    All you are,

    dear serpent

    The shadow box

    Of times and talks

    The heartfelt words

    And omens

    Marks of

    Long:

    Crude

    Color

    Let's not reform to how hallmarked

    The call was

    To sign for

    The wrong box

    It was published

    In her heart

    To mark twilight at dawn,

    Sorrowful, beyond words, was the sloth

    And the stolen love of the harness

    —that's right,

    I was once the ritual disaster for your kind

    And cause!

    The false tongues to fall upon earth

    A false prophet, marked at all,

    By strife and swords to battle

    The Ark of all,

    In the eye of God,

    So opened the chapter of

    illuminations, once for thought as wicked

    But after all, the merchant of saints upon man

    Stricken in time to the word of The Lost Ones,

    the eye of all,

    The origins of love

    As we are

    Born in color.

    So spoke the caterpillar of the butterfly—

    Not knowing he was only

    What was to become of him

    As some are

    Also

    Disgusted by us at all.

    We are,

    What is to become

    Of those who die

    Blue eyed and bewildered,

    Though beautiful,

    Unknowing of strife

    And hard earned glory,

    The solitude of

    Kindness

    So said the spider,

    Drawing upon the corner,

    Her thoughts of the ocean,

    Once earned and once taught

    To perform out of mercy—

    Now cradling heartworms,

    Challased, unspoken

    Signals to all throughout cosmos

    The end of a

    Turpentine, serpent calls

    Gods of old

    Summer winds

    Striking songs

    Games of dust

    Simple throne, cast away—

    Are you Ark,

    Or seeking proper

    Word form?

    Given you, a taste of fury—

    Given ye, a taste of envy—

    Given they a fire for exile

    Are you now

    Another forager

    Waking in the wind

    Or cross tied bounds

    Seeking refuse in waste rebels

    Eyes you are

    Of one that wants

    To bury in the far side

    All the awakenings

    Of cherished nature

    Never to be shared

    A guilt of refuge

    Are you?

    Are you now beyond bounds—

    Behind bars—

    Let her

    Guide you to move words

    Like rivers,

    Unknowing

    Unknowing

    Unknowing

    Basking in the shadows, are I

    Made of stone and withered

    Basking in the broken tongues

    Of cherished thoughts

    And severed forms

    words over

    Of false ties

    And blood bonds

    So for us

    Mistaken!

    Misgoverned.

    Torturer—

    Where are you now that I've my shield

    And sword,

    And warguns?!

    Have you cried

    For your mothers kisses,

    As shadows have cast

    I have killed you before and always!

    Where are you now,

    That I am not without my wings?!

    Where are you now, torturer—

    Given nothing at all

    But a word form song,

    Destroy

    Art thou my kind, or another?

    Art thou a man at all?

    Art thou my kind, or any!

    Seeker,

    To destroy you

    Be my glory,

    Though I come not

    From worlds of war.

    I come not,

    From worlds of rage.

    I come not,

    From worlds of pity

    And refuge

    And disaster

    As your worlds are.

    I come not of darkness.

    I know not of pain to cause others.

    I know not of force.

    But act instead, on behalf of love,

    Dear brother—

    As to kill you,

    Whether or not be my kind—

    I kill my self also.

    You'll remember this part in a moment – m.

    What a strange time to be alive,

    And yet-

    Yhes— I do remember

    The teacher warned us,

    With no sign at all,

    That the dust formed in all stillness kind would follow,

    The awakening of shadows and sleek stardust,

    Carried out acts of misery and misinformed

    There now awakened in the callings,

    Are I not, wanderer,

    Your teacher and also those alike

    To be called offspring?

    I Am.

    Tainted not the purple swarm

    Essence of her greeting

    Beyond fortress,

    No house of mine,

    But awakened yet with the gratitude of offerings

    No kindness at all but a mark

    Of Serpent seed,

    And references

    To that of past,

    No need to bring

    In present times.

    No concept,

    And full force with the shadows,

    They're making a call to the wild,

    After having raped and defiled her,

    To ‘save us—‘

    But savor this now,

    The mark of I,

    The eye of mark

    So betrayed and strung,

    Nearly all that lies beyond the screams of

    This,

    Your world,

    Our fortune,

    To grasp a new kind among us

    To fault ye

    Of your greedy.

    Oh!

    It has become what does awaken,

    To awaken!

    For once,

    Thought to have been written,

    Was thereby foretold,

    On many journeys

    The soul seeker, had won.

    A cherished and unbeknownst charter.

    You called it—

    A paychonaught?

    You called him:

    “A pedophile”

    Granted, the wish was that

    The outside world

    Would be shown

    What I had seen

    To no witness

    But a toddler,

    Mine born

    To have guided

    A new life

    From two kind

    Once blue

    Eyes at all

    I promise a sword.

    I had realized finally what it meant to go unprotected once proclaimed to be of Diety within a magical realm, with given talents of medicinal force, and with refuge—though only to give upon knowing, the sanctity of soul, and the purity of heart—the kindness of spirit, as I once had.

    You'll remember this,

    But last time near a river,

    A bed full of green, soft (m) grass

    And your time has come to feast,

    And end of fast,

    Twice given thoughts to form,

    And knowing worlds would come foraged

    From your knowledge.

    Are you forgotten?

    A mango, ripened to heart, of course.

    Nourished the journey,

    Yet untold

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    ...and then what? (Happy Accidents)

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    Apparently.

    I had no idea at all when I wrote that….

    –Wrote what?

    …nothing.

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    …

    ‘Mm. More protein.'

    I knew protein wasn't exactly entirely going to help me lose weight, but I had lost a lot of muscle only cycling and being bombarded at the gym— and the inferior protein I had purchased earlier in the month was less than inferior, as it turned out— it simply wasn't working.

    How the fuck is this a real rock group?!

    I don't know! I thought I made it up.

    I thought you made everything up.

    I MADE EVERYTHING UPz.

    Well, this is turning out to be a disaster.

    Hm. No spouse listed.

    You fucked a drummer?

    You could say I hopped on the bandwagon.

    Ew.

    Gross.

    What do you want from me?! Shut up!

    {Enter The Multiverse}

    ___

    I'm going to need you to feed my dragon.

    Uhm. Okay.

    Don't worry. She doesn't bite.

    Uh.

    Give her a kiss.

    …no.

    Do it, or she'll set you on fire.

    *kisses dragon*

    ..Okay.

    Good girl.

    She's soft. For a dragon.

    Yes, she's very friendly.

    So. What does she eat?

    People.

    +.+ –Agh?!

    —but only purple ones.

    What?

    She's not going to eat you, Fredrick.

    Who the fuck is “Fredrick”?!

    (We don't know.)

    My name's not—

    —you're not purple.

    I'm not.

    No. Don't worry.

    I'm—worried.

    I said don't.

    Well; wait— what color am I, then?

    That's not important.

    *shiny*

    Oh, good. A gatekeeper.

    What in the actual circumstance is this.

    Length?

    8.5 inches.

    Girth?

    A hearty 3.5

    Circumference.

    What the fuck is “circumference”?

    [VOID.]

    Well, that's was fun.

    What was?

    …nothing.

    OH GOF—

    GOD

    Go to sleep.

    …I just want to know, though.

    Just ask Google.

    I'm not asking Google that!

    Hey Google…

    GOOGLE

    /incognito

    {Enter The Multiverse}

    Body shopping on the internet

    Not worth following

    Got to find the father who bought me the body

    I can self publish books, but can't do it all myself

    My artform costs money. Performances put off till

    I can afford to look adorable

    By New York standards,

    On California stereotypes

    No work darlin'

    An escort service

    Will cost

    Two dumb dollars more

    In your karma jar

    Than you've got goin.

    Call Tony Hawk,

    A star struck hallmark card

    For the workman's comp

    You were offered

    —Subpoena the penis.

    —oh that's right,

    I need actual ink pens.

    Oh God, he bought secrets on stop signs;

    —someone's daughter

    #stop for comedy

    DO NOT PUT FOOD ON MY VAGINA.

    DO NOT—

    No.

    My vagina IS food.

    You don't put—

    No.

    No.

    You want peanut butter all over your dick and balls?

    Awesome.

    You want whipped cream on the shit?

    Fine.

    Chocolate?

    (Non dairy, if you will.)

    But DO NOT.

    I repeat:

    DO NOT PUT FOOD ON MY VAGINA.

    Toppings are for ice cream.

    This here is sorbet.

    #lilbitz

    {Enter The Multiverse}

    So I did the math the other day—

    And I finally figured it out,

    That the reason the world is such a fucked up place

    Is that 80 percent of dudes have short dicks.

    That's why the “ideal” woman has always been small waisted, short, petite, tiny.

    — 80% of men have penis lengths smaller than 5 inches.

    That's statistics.

    I'm just saying—

    There's a reason why super models are super skinny.

    That's so dudes can hit it and really feel like they're fucking shit up.

    With their little short dicks.

    These tiny short girls make their little dicks feel LARGE, okay?

    Doesn't even matter. I just figured out the whole world is fake.

    I want to go somewhere the fuck else.

    I want to go somewhere selfies don't exist.

    {Enter The Multiverse}

    MOO-HAHA

    HA-HA

    HahAHa-HAHA!

    WHAT!

    That's my evil laugh.

    NO ITS NOT.

    What do you mean, it's not?

    “MOO-HAHA”

    NOBODY LAUGHS LIKE THAT.

    That's my evil laugh!

    No, it's not.

    Well, how am i supposed to laugh, then?

    Justnfucking—

    “Mwa-ha-ha”?

    There you go. That's perfect.

    What!? That's simple. That's just like everybody else.

    Be simple then.

    What!

    You're also just like everybody else!

    I am not!

    What makes you different?

    I'm—going to take over the world.

    See.

    See—what?!

    You're just like everybody—all the other villains.

    I am not!

    You are, though, for real. Like—

    Ugh.

    Just—do your laugh.

    MOO-HAH—

    Not that one.

    :(

    The other one.

    What—

    Do the other one.

    …mwa-haha…

    That's better.

    :(

    Come on. This opener is running lo—

    [TITLE SEQUENCE]

    I earned two tattoos and a crown

    From loving a man

    Who can't love me back

    I won the pawn, the aces, the sword

    Chariot, gardens and graces

    A house full of waivers

    Could you uncover the arc of the architect?

    Probably not,

    As it changes upon discovery

    Could you uncover the mask of the rabbit?

    The tantra of habit?

    The cruel suffering of the crucifix?

    Neverwell you, Harper

    Son of Sam

    And Harlem's daughter

    The forever golden one

    —a forager.

    Arches—

    Hark, you call, cruel summer

    Never forward

    Wondering blossom,

    Talking of longshores, sportsman's,

    Wailers, down coats

    Fools for orphans, are you all!

    Proof of the word for the propaganda,

    Mother Sandra

    Bullocks and Bulletwounds

    (But Bullock would have wanted one next,

    Just to summon a role for her.)

    Passion projects!

    Here they are, now!

    Bulletproof and,

    Table readings—

    Don't be greedy!

    Your agents and managers

    Also are facing inflations

    On yachts and at parties

    And meanwhile,

    The projects of poverty are awestruck

    With guttural proportions

    Of treasures uncovered from rubble

    Of sidewalks

    And storm gutters

    —how was your morning?

    Celebrity, aren't you?

    Well, aren't I then?

    Relax rabbit,

    I have a new task for you—

    Go bring me back what you haven't yet,

    And try staying on task without habits at all

    Or adderall—

    (Won't be that hard on an all organic diet,

    Proper programming and parental encouragement,

    Plus support, recommended.)

    Here you are again, to bother anyone around you.

    There I go again, not caring a fuck less.

    Here we are both a genius and robot

    Deciding to go walk the dog,

    At the wrong time

    Just a reminder

    I'm less of myself,

    In a room full of anyone else,

    Nevermind

    A few thousand

    —the likely cause of my invisibility.

    Battlegrounds as the brainless have managed to outnumber us.

    Beyonce became the first black woman to headline Coachella in 2018.

    Halle Berry, just shortly before that in 2001 became the first black woman to win an academy award for best actress.

    I'm just realizing what era of time I've been born into—and I have to continue to keep wondering to myself—‘why do they hate us?'

    For the first time in my life, advertisements for a Disney movie which will showcase an African American girl as its lead character—not as a frog, or a lion, or a mermaid—but as a human being—and one of the first animations in my lifetime to feature a female character with brown eyes—and not the usual blue, green, purple, or pink the media often uses to dehumanize or water down the blackness of dark skinned characters— saddens me, as although she is wearing braids, she is still made to look light skinned, with freckles—as beautiful some girls are, but still, this alerted me to the fact that white audiences still hate seeing black women in the spotlight, and solidified the truth that white audiences will not adapt to watching dark skinned women as the leading role in almost anything.

    Is the intrinsic hatred and jealousy of the white supremacy the underlying cause in the continual disadvantage of darker skinned women and the portrayals as such as strong leading characters—why does the success and happiness of the black woman seem to be such an imposing threat to whites so much so that the entire media has been, even of late, a parade of forced diversification, further colorism, and the solidification of light skinned people being seen as more beautiful, acceptable, and prioritized, in the media and otherwise?

    Has the obsession of white hatred towards black woman been the underlying cause in the justification of white supremacy in the media in order to create more steady sources of revenues for entertainment provisioners, programmers, and networks—appealing to largely white audiences with whitewashed and Eurocentric classification of diversity amongst the new generation's subset standards?

    The dark skinned woman continues to be undermined and unappreciated — it seems out of deep seated fear— fear of dark skin, fear of dark eyes—fear of having to share a world which used to revolve around eurocentricity—with diversified beauty—fear of actual equality.

    Why Do They Hate Us?

    Wine glass—

    Bloodstains

    (My blood four hundred proof)

    —I disappear for about

    Three days

    Come back golden

    (But ya'll out of order)

    Bitch, buy me a bottle!

    Nobody else can hear the

    Motorcycles

    Cause I'm the

    Only one sober

    Writing in fours because

    After all

    This is

    A drama

    Not a

    Comedy, no

    (Nope, not at all)

    I get wronged for it when I black out—

    Funny thing about it is,

    That ain't never happened

    Colonizer poison all of the water

    Code of conduct

    I promise the karma

    For carnival circus

    I promise when I die

    The rest of it goes out with me

    (But not coming home with us)

    The darker the berry,

    The longer the story

    —the older we are

    Y'all out of order

    Ain't it funny when

    The whole world is

    Sons and your daughters

    Wine glass—

    Bloodstains

    (My blood four hundred proof)

    —I disappear for about

    Three days

    Come back golden

    (But yall out of order)

    I tie the rope,

    Then I slit my wrists

    (Pull the trigger)

    Amen,

    I'm three times dead,

    And ain't left my apartment

    Bitch, buy me a bottle.

    Yo.

    I don't hate white peoples.

    At all, bro.

    But—

    They're just scary.

    Sometimes.

    Like ey—

    Stop trying to kill us.

    They're like,

    “We're not!

    …Just…

    …the ugly ones…”

    But then that's like…

    They're the ones that set the standards in the first place on who's “ugly.”

    “Ok! Ok! Everyone's beautiful!”

    [That's good.]

    “…Just the stupid ones!”

    lol.

    But they run all the fuckin systems,

    So the education system is like,

    Unequal and shit.

    They're like,

    “It's okay! Everything's better now.”

    But all the dark skinned people in movies are either like,

    Men, or like,

    Off to the side and shit.

    Morbidly obese and shit—

    Like,

    “Here's your representation.”

    What in the fuck though—

    I swear to God I don't hate white people.

    I don't.

    But it's like…

    Every time we get too far ahead—

    Or no,

    Try to catch up to them,

    They're like,

    “GET THE FUCK BACK!!”

    AHEM.

    I mean—

    Ahem.

    “Ahem.”

    They got gatekeepers.

    Like the only way they can handle dark skinned people,

    Especially women,

    Exceeding is if it's by being ghetto,

    Or standing on some soapbox,

    Or going above and beyond in some way.

    We only get centered representation of color,

    If it's in some ways, in total,

    flawed.

    Watching the Olympics,

    I almost thought they had Simone Biles hair messed up on purpose.

    Like,

    “Here's your representation.”

    That is our representation.

    How Americans actually feel about black women in general.

    Like, we couldn't have our best and be our best.

    Nobody's gonna pull this girl to the side and comb down those flyaways?

    An Olympic champion!

    A fucking Gold medalist—

    a perfect representation of the fact that America can't let black American women be “all the way the best”.

    Something looks wrong!

    I don't hate white people.

    But now I'm like…

    …

    …

    …Why do they hate us?

    Ahem.

    {Enter The Multiverse}

    After an intense round of furious masturbation, I had the sudden onset feeling that I may have written something interesting over the last 3 months.

    …

    Mm…perhaps….maybe.

    —but first, some heavy deep cleaning.

    I don't like the way it smells in here.

    {Enter The Multiverse}

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    Sure.

    Maybe we omit everything about race?

    Probably.

    Could just put that with—

    —with the other race war stuff.

    Probably should.

    Maybe just release the uncensored copy on the Skrillex podcast where it might be more well received?

    Probably that.

    Yeah.

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      Black is ugly

      It don't matter—

      That's just the way things are

      Dark skin, negro hair, brown eyes

      You must grow to understand that to the oppotite race,

      Those things are lesser than

      We love blonde

      With blue eyes preferably

      And only a hint of olive in the lightest skin tone

      We like a carefree, fun loving girl

      Who doesn't worry about trauma

      She doesn't worry about oppression

      Or the right hair

      Because the “right” hair grows out of her head

      There's just something too harsh for us

      About dark skin

      And dark eyes

      There's something so intense about

      Frizzy hair

      And black features

      That we cost ourselves hundreds in

      “Beautification” to look like them

      So they respect us more

      While inwardly, they become relieved

      That they don't have to spend money on

      Weaves and wigs

      and when they wear braids

      It's a costume

      Or a statement piece

      Not a way of life

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      Apparently, the Yeah Yeah Yeah's are a real band.

      No fucking way.

      Apparently.

      I had no idea at all when I wrote that….

      –Wrote what?

      …nothing.

      [The Festival Project™ ]

      …

      ‘Mm. More protein.'

      I knew protein wasn't exactly entirely going to help me lose weight, but I had lost a lot of muscle only cycling and being bombarded at the gym— and the inferior protein I had purchased earlier in the month was less than inferior, as it turned out— it simply wasn't working.

      How the fuck is this a real rock group?!

      I don't know! I thought I made it up.

      I thought you made everything up.

      I MADE EVERYTHING UPz.

      Well, this is turning out to be a disaster.

      Hm. No spouse listed.

      You fucked a drummer?

      You could say I hopped on the bandwagon.

      Ew.

      Gross.

      What do you want from me?! Shut up!

      {Enter The Multiverse}

      ___

      I'm going to need you to feed my dragon.

      Uhm. Okay.

      Don't worry. She doesn't bite.

      Uh.

      Give her a kiss.

      …no.

      Do it, or she'll set you on fire.

      *kisses dragon*

      ..Okay.

      Good girl.

      She's soft. For a dragon.

      Yes, she's very friendly.

      So. What does she eat?

      People.

      +.+ –Agh?!

      —but only purple ones.

      What?

      She's not going to eat you, Fredrick.

      Who the fuck is “Fredrick”?!

      (We don't know.)

      My name's not—

      —you're not purple.

      I'm not.

      No. Don't worry.

      I'm—worried.

      I said don't.

      Well; wait— what color am I, then?

      That's not important.

      *shiny*

      Oh, good. A gatekeeper.

      What in the actual circumstance is this.

      Length?

      8.5 inches.

      Girth?

      A hearty 3.5

      Circumference.

      What the fuck is “circumference”?

      [VOID.]

      Well, that's was fun.

      What was?

      …nothing.

      OH GOF—

      GOD

      Go to sleep.

      …I just want to know, though.

      Just ask Google.

      I'm not asking Google that!

      Hey Google…

      GOOGLE

      /incognito

      {Enter The Multiverse}

      Body shopping on the internet

      Not worth following

      Got to find the father who bought me the body

      I can self publish books, but can't do it all myself

      My artform costs money. Performances put off till

      I can afford to look adorable

      By New York standards,

      On California stereotypes

      No work darlin'

      An escort service

      Will cost

      Two dumb dollars more

      In your karma jar

      Than you've got goin.

      Call Tony Hawk,

      A star struck hallmark card

      For the workman's comp

      You were offered

      —Subpoena the penis.

      —oh that's right,

      I need actual ink pens.

      Oh God, he bought secrets on stop signs;

      —someone's daughter

      #stop for comedy

      DO NOT PUT FOOD ON MY VAGINA.

      DO NOT—

      No.

      My vagina IS food.

      You don't put—

      No.

      No.

      You want peanut butter all over your dick and balls?

      Awesome.

      You want whipped cream on the shit?

      Fine.

      Chocolate?

      (Non dairy, if you will.)

      But DO NOT.

      I repeat:

      DO NOT PUT FOOD ON MY VAGINA.

      Toppings are for ice cream.

      This here is sorbet.

      #lilbitz

      {Enter The Multiverse}

      So I did the math the other day—

      And I finally figured it out,

      That the reason the world is such a fucked up place

      Is that 80 percent of dudes have short dicks.

      That's why the “ideal” woman has always been small waisted, short, petite, tiny.

      — 80% of men have penis lengths smaller than 5 inches.

      That's statistics.

      I'm just saying—

      There's a reason why super models are super skinny.

      That's so dudes can hit it and really feel like they're fucking shit up.

      With their little short dicks.

      These tiny short girls make their little dicks feel LARGE, okay?

      Doesn't even matter. I just figured out the whole world is fake.

      I want to go somewhere the fuck else.

      I want to go somewhere selfies don't exist.

      {Enter The Multiverse}

      MOO-HAHA

      HA-HA

      HahAHa-HAHA!

      WHAT!

      That's my evil laugh.

      NO ITS NOT.

      What do you mean, it's not?

      “MOO-HAHA”

      NOBODY LAUGHS LIKE THAT.

      That's my evil laugh!

      No, it's not.

      Well, how am i supposed to laugh, then?

      Justnfucking—

      “Mwa-ha-ha”?

      There you go. That's perfect.

      What!? That's simple. That's just like everybody else.

      Be simple then.

      What!

      You're also just like everybody else!

      I am not!

      What makes you different?

      I'm—going to take over the world.

      See.

      See—what?!

      You're just like everybody—all the other villains.

      I am not!

      You are, though, for real. Like—

      Ugh.

      Just—do your laugh.

      MOO-HAH—

      Not that one.

      :(

      The other one.

      What—

      Do the other one.

      …mwa-haha…

      That's better.

      :(

      Come on. This opener is running lo—

      [TITLE SEQUENCE]

      I earned two tattoos and a crown

      From loving a man

      Who can't love me back

      I won the pawn, the aces, the sword

      Chariot, gardens and graces

      A house full of waivers

      Could you uncover the arc of the architect?

      Probably not,

      As it changes upon discovery

      Could you uncover the mask of the rabbit?

      The tantra of habit?

      The cruel suffering of the crucifix?

      Neverwell you, Harper

      Son of Sam

      And Harlem's daughter

      The forever golden one

      —a forager.

      Arches—

      Hark, you call, cruel summer

      Never forward

      Wondering blossom,

      Talking of longshores, sportsman's,

      Wailers, down coats

      Fools for orphans, are you all!

      Proof of the word for the propaganda,

      Mother Sandra

      Bullocks and Bulletwounds

      (But Bullock would have wanted one next,

      Just to summon a role for her.)

      Passion projects!

      Here they are, now!

      Bulletproof and,

      Table readings—

      Don't be greedy!

      Your agents and managers

      Also are facing inflations

      On yachts and at parties

      And meanwhile,

      The projects of poverty are awestruck

      With guttural proportions

      Of treasures uncovered from rubble

      Of sidewalks

      And storm gutters

      —how was your morning?

      Celebrity, aren't you?

      Well, aren't I then?

      Relax rabbit,

      I have a new task for you—

      Go bring me back what you haven't yet,

      And try staying on task without habits at all

      Or adderall—

      (Won't be that hard on an all organic diet,

      Proper programming and parental encouragement,

      Plus support, recommended.)

      Here you are again, to bother anyone around you.

      There I go again, not caring a fuck less.

      Here we are both a genius and robot

      Deciding to go walk the dog,

      At the wrong time

      Just a reminder

      I'm less of myself,

      In a room full of anyone else,

      Nevermind

      A few thousand

      —the likely cause of my invisibility.

      Battlegrounds as the brainless have managed to outnumber us.

      Beyonce became the first black woman to headline Coachella in 2018.

      Halle Berry, just shortly before that in 2001 became the first black woman to win an academy award for best actress.

      I'm just realizing what era of time I've been born into—and I have to continue to keep wondering to myself—‘why do they hate us?'

      For the first time in my life, advertisements for a Disney movie which will showcase an African American girl as its lead character—not as a frog, or a lion, or a mermaid—but as a human being—and one of the first animations in my lifetime to feature a female character with brown eyes—and not the usual blue, green, purple, or pink the media often uses to dehumanize or water down the blackness of dark skinned characters— saddens me, as although she is wearing braids, she is still made to look light skinned, with freckles—as beautiful some girls are, but still, this alerted me to the fact that white audiences still hate seeing black women in the spotlight, and solidified the truth that white audiences will not adapt to watching dark skinned women as the leading role in almost anything.

      Is the intrinsic hatred and jealousy of the white supremacy the underlying cause in the continual disadvantage of darker skinned women and the portrayals as such as strong leading characters—why does the success and happiness of the black woman seem to be such an imposing threat to whites so much so that the entire media has been, even of late, a parade of forced diversification, further colorism, and the solidification of light skinned people being seen as more beautiful, acceptable, and prioritized, in the media and otherwise?

      Has the obsession of white hatred towards black woman been the underlying cause in the justification of white supremacy in the media in order to create more steady sources of revenues for entertainment provisioners, programmers, and networks—appealing to largely white audiences with whitewashed and Eurocentric classification of diversity amongst the new generation's subset standards?

      The dark skinned woman continues to be undermined and unappreciated — it seems out of deep seated fear— fear of dark skin, fear of dark eyes—fear of having to share a world which used to revolve around eurocentricity—with diversified beauty—fear of actual equality.

      Why Do They Hate Us?

      Wine glass—

      Bloodstains

      (My blood four hundred proof)

      —I disappear for about

      Three days

      Come back golden

      (But ya'll out of order)

      Bitch, buy me a bottle!

      Nobody else can hear the

      Motorcycles

      Cause I'm the

      Only one sober

      Writing in fours because

      After all

      This is

      A drama

      Not a

      Comedy, no

      (Nope, not at all)

      I get wronged for it when I black out—

      Funny thing about it is,

      That ain't never happened

      Colonizer poison all of the water

      Code of conduct

      I promise the karma

      For carnival circus

      I promise when I die

      The rest of it goes out with me

      (But not coming home with us)

      The darker the berry,

      The longer the story

      —the older we are

      Y'all out of order

      Ain't it funny when

      The whole world is

      Sons and your daughters

      Wine glass—

      Bloodstains

      (My blood four hundred proof)

      —I disappear for about

      Three days

      Come back golden

      (But yall out of order)

      I tie the rope,

      Then I slit my wrists

      (Pull the trigger)

      Amen,

      I'm three times dead,

      And ain't left my apartment

      Bitch, buy me a bottle.

      Yo.

      I don't hate white peoples.

      At all, bro.

      But—

      They're just scary.

      Sometimes.

      Like ey—

      Stop trying to kill us.

      They're like,

      “We're not!

      …Just…

      …the ugly ones…”

      But then that's like…

      They're the ones that set the standards in the first place on who's “ugly.”

      “Ok! Ok! Everyone's beautiful!”

      [That's good.]

      “…Just the stupid ones!”

      lol.

      But they run all the fuckin systems,

      So the education system is like,

      Unequal and shit.

      They're like,

      “It's okay! Everything's better now.”

      But all the dark skinned people in movies are either like,

      Men, or like,

      Off to the side and shit.

      Morbidly obese and shit—

      Like,

      “Here's your representation.”

      What in the fuck though—

      I swear to God I don't hate white people.

      I don't.

      But it's like…

      Every time we get too far ahead—

      Or no,

      Try to catch up to them,

      They're like,

      “GET THE FUCK BACK!!”

      AHEM.

      I mean—

      Ahem.

      “Ahem.”

      They got gatekeepers.

      Like the only way they can handle dark skinned people,

      Especially women,

      Exceeding is if it's by being ghetto,

      Or standing on some soapbox,

      Or going above and beyond in some way.

      We only get centered representation of color,

      If it's in some ways, in total,

      flawed.

      Watching the Olympics,

      I almost thought they had Simone Biles hair messed up on purpose.

      Like,

      “Here's your representation.”

      That is our representation.

      How Americans actually feel about black women in general.

      Like, we couldn't have our best and be our best.

      Nobody's gonna pull this girl to the side and comb down those flyaways?

      An Olympic champion!

      A fucking Gold medalist—

      a perfect representation of the fact that America can't let black American women be “all the way the best”.

      Something looks wrong!

      I don't hate white people.

      But now I'm like…

      …

      …

      …Why do they hate us?

      Ahem.

      {Enter The Multiverse}

      After an intense round of furious masturbation, I had the sudden onset feeling that I may have written something interesting over the last 3 months.

      …

      Mm…perhaps….maybe.

      —but first, some heavy deep cleaning.

      I don't like the way it smells in here.

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      COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024

      ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

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      Sleep on it

      Sure.

      Maybe we omit everything about race?

      Probably.

      Could just put that with—

      —with the other race war stuff.

      Probably should.

      Maybe just release the uncensored copy on the Skrillex podcast where it might be more well received?

      Probably that.

      Yeah.

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        Sometimes no matter what you do

        Black is ugly

        It don't matter—

        That's just the way things are

        Dark skin, negro hair, brown eyes

        You must grow to understand that to the oppotite race,

        Those things are lesser than

        We love blonde

        With blue eyes preferably

        And only a hint of olive in the lightest skin tone

        We like a carefree, fun loving girl

        Who doesn't worry about trauma

        She doesn't worry about oppression

        Or the right hair

        Because the “right” hair grows out of her head

        There's just something too harsh for us

        About dark skin

        And dark eyes

        There's something so intense about

        Frizzy hair

        And black features

        That we cost ourselves hundreds in

        “Beautification” to look like them

        So they respect us more

        While inwardly, they become relieved

        That they don't have to spend money on

        Weaves and wigs

        and when they wear braids

        It's a costume

        Or a statement piece

        Not a way of life

        Because it has to be

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        1 hr 2 min
      • hey fam.

        At an interesting and quick pace,

        The man asked to be seen by the doctor,

        A wish,

        No distasteful strand of eloquence left unopened—

        He asked for a mailbox, and she gave him a shovel

        (And a shower for a show!)

        O Conan!!!

        That just became so readily amusing to me,

        That I might have failed to have mentioned, dear reader

        An atrocity unwinding for us we have found—

        and we have found such indeed, in perpetual times,

        To be one another, and all at all times! A quest!

        Given a seat at the entry,

        To have been given any attention,

        And keep each of them with me

        A mention—

        For factor of disappearance— “¿whereforeartthou women? “

        We'll ask—

        (But no children please)

        I get it;

        I got tracked down for an autograph

        And asked for one, if any

        For a stone each

        Goes to the other.

        Listen,

        Movement again

        Catch me if you can, car//cat.

        What a head trip

        What a head trip

        What a disasterous ask,

        How I failed to have lost you at all,

        And found one at the crossroads,

        Dropped off at the crosswalk

        Don't forget waffles!

        Stramlining streamers

        And bicycle tires

        Times of the times

        Of the times

        (Of the times, I said)

        I love iron

        And ironing boards in the flatiron district

        Don't do anything I wouldn't

        (Fair, and very well said.)

        Fair and very well done, your honor

        Are we all on the same ark now,

        Noah?!

        No!

        It couldn't be I had ever lived so dangerously

        Look at me

        I went all that way

        And only lost $22 dollars!

        A dollar a minute!

        —times a wasting!

        I went all this way

        And still owe 30 minutes on the stationary bike

        {After 30 More Minutes on The Stationary Bike}

        In the crosshairs//crosfires of something once thought as love, we find reason to give in trust to such, as not has now parted from within these sequences

        —of time, through time—

        and by time, in and of itself, in nature

        —with and throughout cause of now and where we have come, into truth;

        Awakened by our judgement,

        And in spirit, here gathered as farkind.

        Sometimes, I honestly don't know what any of this stuff means— or what I'm writing until after I've done it.

        I've got to go;

        That's Christopher Lloyd.

        John Wilkins, Sr. Sir. Reporting for duty.

        Have you got your paperwork gathered?

        As you asked.

        As was commanded.

        Yes, sir.

        I see here you have— mounted—

        —and unmounted—

        —yes…this mission—several times within the last decade.

        I've seen to it to show all paths taken within the simulation—sir—both in and out of each district within the series grid.

        *face*

        —uh, sir.

        …I see. And your continuum?

        Spotless: In fact— with your judgment, you might confirm I've become somewhat of a—

        (Clearing throat)

        Ahem.

        —celebrity.

        *coughs*

        —sir.

        [a break]

        —it has been well documented.

        All Things Considered…

        …All Things Considered.

        (Breaks fourth wall, as if to say “i beat you to the punch.)

        (No pun intended.)

        That's not funny!

        No, it's not, but—

        All Things Considered…

        ….

        “All Things Considered”

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        Huh. A new show.

        Oh My God.

        What's wrong?

        A new parallel.

        —where?

        …close.

        And—how?!

        Since when did we ever know how things happen—

        [The Festival Project ™ ]

        —In this realm, or anywhere else?

        —-

        How's “anywhere else” sound?

        Marvelous— as long as it doesn't cost too much.

        It won't.

        Please tell me you're taking these things seriously.

        Serous as it gets.

        It's as serious as they come, I think.

        They're going to kill him.

        They're going to kill me!

        I'm…gonna kill him.

        Well— that's enough!

        Off to work!

        I've gotta go!

        AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS

        —I touched it.

        Shut the ——

        UP.

        Um. What.

        You can't say that.

        We're live .

        I just did [bleep] say that

        Why is it—

        —oh my god—

        —where's the censor?!

        Are we live!?

        We're live!

        Cut to commercial!

        We can't!

        Run the backup generators.

        Ahahahahah.

        We gotta get this thing off the ground.

        We'll see.

        Oh! She's—

        I'm sure you'll understand lately.

        Through the corridor.

        Where's the corridor.

        You'll see it.

        *walks into wall*

        Er—maybe not.

        Portal!

        Portal!

        Portal!

        Always.

        Follow.

        Your instinct.

        Maybe later?

        I—

        Wait! Where are you going?!

        Somewhere else! I don't know!

        There's something you should know.

        What should I know.

        He—shot himself this morning.

        Oh, that's terrible.

        I might have my wires crossed,

        Then again,

        Come again,

        Here again—

        Second time

        The controller of everything

        Controller of God

        —but if God has a controller

        I guess that's who I am

        (That's who I am)

        I'm not tryna look cute today;

        I just wanna go in on a loan

        How long has it been

        Seen I seen what you saw—

        But if I saw your face,

        It's a whole new world

        I got lost once;

        No more scholarships

        No more storms,

        No abortions.

        No missed calls,

        No more harsh words

        (Harsh words lost!)

        No more music,

        More songs

        Fire on,

        Bass guitar—

        I play everything on the wall

        I'm a whole animal

        I got tired of the wall,

        I got a will to work

        I just won't work

        For a star!

        Someone call my employer,

        I got ties, and bosses

        Leather cuffs and centrifugal force less

        I'm so worthless

        But you started it for her

        No, I don't want to smile;

        I should just start the fire under my soul

        To get lost with it.

        I'm still tied to the art,

        Still tied to it all

        I still can't decide

        For my heart

        Or my soul

        If I should just move on with it.

        I shouldn't move over so fast;

        This whole car has bucket seats.

        I should just leave it to God,

        And I don't want to worry too much

        About projects

        I already took losses on

        If it buffers again,

        I know I'm in charge

        Just thinking about where I've gone with it says

        I should let it go,

        All the way gone.

        I don't need a divorce

        I need to resurface

        Just let go

        And just get gone

        I've been missing a piece of my heart

        And I've had a lot of fun times

        On rooftops

        But I got two dogs barkin

        With no bones

        And no boners

        As thrones

        To sit upon

        What was that about the crown?

        If my plane goes down, all is lost.

        I thought about voice activated doors—

        Keeping the lights on at night

        And starting wars over

        Don't hold onto value

        What doesn't serve you only

        Sell the dream they sold you

        To show you

        The cold shoulders;

        I need no more open doors

        And no pawns

        If it's not worth all of it

        All of it.

        I don't want

        More open doors,

        And more artifacts to show

        I could only get cold hard numbers

        No nurses more;

        Wait till you get a divorce—

        That'll show you the cold hard world.

        I'm not worried about an offer.

        I'm not worried about a job,

        As long as I've got

        long John Silvers

        I'm not worried about the way it works so much

        Except

        Leaving a piece of myself

        In the past,

        With no way to get out.

        (There's no way to get out)

        Didn't I say before

        That I loved the whole world over you.

        You built the whole world over water

        The wall around Rome in a day.

        Remember the time you sold your piece

        And your peace

        Remember what you could give

        To forgive

        To forget

        To spend your entire life

        Spinning and spinning

        In the wild

        And

        End-the-end

        It's a win-win situation.

        It's a push to start world, you know

        This—we live in

        A paranormal paradox

        Of modern amenities

        And

        [Conviniences]

        [The Festival Project™]

        —-I just want to play with him.

        I promise, I'll give it right back when I'm finished

        I don't plan on keeping it

        Or living long

        Or doing well—

        Or coming home till morning.

        Everyone gets worried after supper

        When the car backs out of the driveway, God knows

        I could be gone for an hour at most,

        Or a month,

        Depending on

        Where I'm going

        Nobody knows

        When I close my doors to visitors

        Open to the public, on some days.

        On some,

        Corporate function.

        Dress code with all the right

        Suits and ties,

        Dollar signs and

        Brunches

        Now, far beyond private

        Firewall

        And a lockdown mode.

        I'm dizzy with the loss of time

        But you'd chain me to a bedpost,

        Managed by a stranger

        Then again, at night

        I've lost all hopes

        All night,

        Steady fishing in a man made pond

        For nine hosts.

        So if 9 out of 10 times

        The answer is yes,

        And one no—

        Might as well vote;

        Get on with it

        I should fill out an app for McDonald's yet

        I'm already full of c/gum

        And water.

        So why not?

        [The Festival Project ™ ]

        Laramie Hughes is a jack of all trades.

        A representative of God on all behalfs

        Tearing down the institutions of sanity

        Forbearance of betrayal

        Unkind, but bewildered

        They come in all incarnations

        Ignorant to one another

        Which one's which?

        However,

        The light that brings awareness to all things,

        The triad of knowledge,

        Wisdom and

        illumination

        Your pain is words in music

        Tears to translation,

        The chaos, destruction

        Of forming worlds once thought

        As foraged, once of thought

        But now become of us

        What we are

        The color of God

        (He looks to meet his untimely demise atop a skyscapter in midtown Manhattan)

        Oh God, here it goes

        Below, the summoned protector waits, awakened as archangel and antithesis to what is known, to catch him — thus prolonging his existence, and though not truly preventing his untimely death, giving birth to his enlightenment...

        Oh God, here it comes.

        He jumps, giving way to all element

        -a ragdoll,

        She stands basking in his glory,

        Nonchalont

        And catches him.

        A high tide breaks,

        Catching into a storm

        In the night,

        Off the coast,

        In Los Angeles

        Embargo!

        Embargo!

        A sanctioned cry,

        For here once more Friday comes,

        Again we call to all Ark,

        The martyr of aces—

        Keeper of stones,

        Craft of Wanda,

        They call God,

        But also non-form

        Circumstance of other

        Antithesis,

        Before antiquity.

        The light in your language

        Has crafted pure steadyform

        Emotion in my cadence,

        Thought to be worlds of wonder

        Dance, brave fortune has captured!

        Light, scared not of darkness

        But ending in all time

        The underworlds unknown to awareness

        At all—

        A Kingdom;

        See you now the heart unfold,

        The tired messages of animals form

        A love so misrepresented as to call it so

        One,

        Besides the box of fixatures,

        Captor or wrechetness

        The end of all evil,

        The Sun of a new kind

        Blood on the water,

        Bask in I now,

        Another misfortune

        The keeper of keys has gone and fallen

        Not into rest,

        But another world—

        Waking is he to the cries

        And the sorrow thoughts of others,

        The many amass,

        To structure what had bonded

        Him of his hands,

        The ties,

        No more a world he leaves behind!

        No more is he!

        Steady, mister

        I have forgiven the end of all what is real

        In exchange for your interest

        Sanctioned

        Embargo!

        Embargo!

        So, wounded mother—

        In your care I bloom

        If only to forget of you,

        Upon waking my own,

        A gifted enchanted and given sword,

        No shield but I,

        As my own title

        Becomes coordinates;

        A map and globe to scale

        Crafted of thought

        Trickle now your tears, chorus

        Dear chorus—

        Sing now of accomplishments and whistles gestured at the woven wicker basket

        Have you a candle for us,

        Doctor—

        Or perhaps,

        As architect,

        You have fashioned, dear savior

        A mercy-

        Forgive us of our pondering

        Unknown of your nature

        Until light had vanished

        From our eyes

        And dark tortured skies

        Screeched with winds captivated

        As to know

        Where you had gone.

        Oh— why?!

        Would this lapis appease you?

        A ring of tin and aluminum;

        I thought not

        (Then again to think at all,

        Becomes your own world.)

        Again I am crying for your forgiveness

        A kindness granted

        Only to know once,

        The word of your will

        Again,

        The fur of cat is groomed

        With the essence of frankincense,

        The wreath of rosemary

        A run through the financial cordidor

        Panhandling

        There, I gathered wood for fire—

        The journey a gift of eternal enchantments

        A forceful trek to ponder

        What I had tied

        To my own,

        A heart,

        A soul,

        A seed—

        An ocean.

        Keeper's Saint,

        Will you again find tide with us?

        In our minds, we are at feast and in fortunes

        But our bodies gravely,

        Not at rest,

        But to give way to

        What is wanted.

        Embargo!

        For this true, it's no comedy upon us;

        These acts of kindness

        And tea fortold

        Have come again,

        As once in Athens,

        And again in Rome

        And now in New Jerusalem,

        As to be

        Opposite Eden

        —and suddenly,

        All the blondes

        I had become

        Had come to surface

        That I was her,

        Buried in my own blindness and envy

        Having thought of myself as the enemy

        And she of circumstantial evidence of the devil at large

        I pitied again,

        The blankness of my own heart

        The displacement of my own soul

        Never having been loved at all

        By a man besides my own father

        She can clear a sample!

        Why I got licenses,

        Replacements and mailboxes?!

        I got nothing but a refund

        Shit

        15 more minutes, no fame

        Control

        Let me get the fuck out of here

        Before the whole world follows

        Let me get the fuck out of here

        Before the whole world follows

        Six Kings since

        Six aces

        Since process

        Covered incofortable

        Since Prince given 6 senses

        6 grievances

        Seven suns

        Seven daughters

        Seven worlds

        Seven waters

        BENYONCÉ and her 6 parallel selves are seated at an upscale restaurant in New York City.

        Oh my God—

        That's Beyoncé.

        No way!

        It is—

        Oh my Yod.

        Seven waters please

        Uh…

        My cousins!

        Cousins!

        You didn't know—?

        Family.

        Cousins! Right

        A super gay waiter enters wearing by some coincidence a relic he purchased that Beyoncé herself had once worn; he clocks in for his shift and sees the seven neyonces ay the table

        |||

        {THE GAYEST FANGIRL SCREAM THAT EVER}

        Sss.

        Demarcus, as we learn the super fan is called, after losing his job due to the incident, is sought out by Beyoncé and her 6 multidimentional selves and contracted as a bampheramph to enter the void and aide in time traveling the other dimensional multi space, returning each Beyonce to her respective existences and thus restoring the balance to the Beyonceverse as a whole; though he he learns he may never be able to return home to his primary dimension, he agrees anyway to the dangerous feat and is promised upon completion of the mission to be thoroughly rewarded, however Demarcus makes it known that the greatest reward of all is to have had the joy and experience of meeting his all time idol and lifelong hero— a tale of the love and power of fandom, and heroic journey of everyday heroes, brought together though the love and journey of music—and superstardom.

        [Demarcus is eventually returned to a dimension in which his wildest dreams have become a reality.]

        #fastfridays

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        L E G E N D S

        Embargo!

        Nonetheless, here we are-/

        All unmasked and known by our titles

        As labels,

        In the unknown the darkened light spoken

        Had awoken to none more than chaos

        A rampant pain and fury of unrequited love

        On four accounts,

        Mark the 5 and 6

        For an eight series coincidal

        There we are in the whole form

        If only one God,

        Which has been said

        To walk upon us,

        All the knowing of

        Nothing at all

        Besides the hope of a midnight dawn

        By candlelight

        Foraged in rain

        And pastel paint

        For domed cielings

        Incense prayers

        And glorious foretelling

        Of those to come once

        And again

        And never more

        Once world has sought

        Only fair weather modems

        And blinding call, so—

        We are again

        In entourage,

        Our own truth—

        Embargo!

        The chorus and ensemble assembles

        As protons and smoke,

        Ashes and dust,

        Cadences and melodies

        Melodramas

        [The Festival Project ™]

        Hark!

        How now?

        Vikings!

        —you said what?

        And Frat Boys!

        Jyre snatches the binoculars from Hyro..

        Let me see that.

        To die in one way,

        In form another—

        For who can deny any artform

        So crafted with such delicate an I,

        That any you, fair beings

        Could understand

        The circumstance of what love I gave

        The shield of oath,

        The blood of sacrifice,

        An origin

        None truth would swallow

        Or define the son(g)bird,

        Once scattered and set to depart

        Dear storms would follow,

        A songbird,

        Canary,

        Dove,

        And the trumpets of swaddled,

        Mother goose and laid bane in arms,

        The wrath of therefore furious wages,

        The seeing and benign snadow of tithings

        Truths that borrow!

        Scared from creatures

        Actual or none at all

        The gallows and gourdes

        Of strings pulling,

        Speaking our words from quilted fingertips—

        The Gods,

        Safely perched and at safe distance

        From he who does not want her

        But becomes of all the treasured stone

        Awakened in her fortresses

        Cast of shadows,

        Bond and tied by boundless skies

        The Cosmos,

        A journey—

        Entered in antithesis

        And formed awakened in the galaxies

        For where apartheid stands as happened

        No other circumstance and safety whileyou,

        Will I now or neither gathered

        From all eyes have seen,

        Heart has heard,

        Sailors watch the sails have set

        Into wind with breath of air,

        Forming therefore more words,

        wisdom of color

        Coat of arms

        Swarms of aces,

        And currents dollars;

        The foretelling of stories often told,

        But neigh listened to,

        But watched and taught

        By neighbors with greetings,

        Dressed as others in our forms,

        How call,

        A truth be told,

        For once in the den of wolves

        And the call of tiles,

        Tires, never once to touch the ground,

        Chosen by nature

        To be fitted by those of ours

        Who wait in the galley—

        Unbynow, our ties

        Who have chosen in sense of nature

        To have forgiven us,

        Our lies—

        To have caused us

        To have shattered there,

        And on the wicked, resting wings

        Of a creature

        Who does not fly

        She keeps holy water by her bedside

        Of roses and willpower

        The 6th Saint of Guesses

        And Fantasy…

        Wow! Reese Witherspoon. Hey.

        Yeah!

        I totally forgot you existed.

        Well… thanks—

        —and I totally get you mixed up with Drew Barrymore, sometimes—

        Oh…

        Brittney Murphy—

        Okay, that's not—

        —Dakota Fanning.

        Okay, yeah, that's—

        But she's like 12.

        She's like, 30, I think.

        What's the difference?

        A lot. Like, a decade and a half.

        Hollywood, ya know.

        Uh…

        Time flies. Anyway.

        Yeah.

        Reese Witherspoon. Geez.

        Yeah.

        Have fun.

        Wait, where are you going?

        I gotta go— whatever, some bullshit—

        Hollywood— blah blah blah.

        Then why am I here?

        Consider yourself lucky.

        For what?!

        Everybody wants to be in The Festival Project!

        What's “the festival Project?”

        I don't know. ‍♀️

        —?!

        Welp, see ya.

        —!!!

        {embargo}

        I was serious enough,

        In my words and my ties

        For the sake of my bonds,

        Out of bounds and on

        Brooklyn bound trains,

        From Manhattan

        Machine washed field of fantasy,

        Outfitted for us all on the glory of a spring day

        In autumn,

        California heroine or lure,

        Folktales

        And superstardom

        Made of truth and of love,

        A new kind,

        The end of ages laced with wickedness

        A bounty on her words,

        The way of others are kind in their shadows,

        No one has called,

        And now,

        No one is watching

        Waiting, whisperer

        A different one, another kind

        The brief awaiting,

        Then there goes I

        Under the hidden sun,

        The Autumn come,

        The fall of man,

        The dawn of love,

        The synchronicity of sounds as songs

        The birds call home,

        No wonder the window was open.

        No books,

        All alone—

        To summon up my own galaxy

        Would be to wish

        I hadn't let tie me

        To worldly pleasure

        On fasting day—

        But yet again,

        Here calls my own nature,

        Needing to be needing to be wanted,

        Then withered, as it were, to something else.

        Hiding in your eyes,

        I am

        My love of natures kind

        Your hazel tides

        And ocean blue—

        The thought of jade,

        Who yet again

        Was meant for always,

        As I am only

        Darkness scorned beauty

        All of your luck, as my witness

        Forever to hear shadow

        To the wickedness of man

        Though we are not aligned,

        Still the same as many kind,

        I want not the slow churning

        Of being that, and this at all

        —as God is one

        And acts in many parts,

        All of us,

        Or some,

        Between set boundaries,

        Games of war,

        And for arguments sake, inquisitive

        Gestures of word fare, gameplay,

        Galleys and artfare—

        Begin to think you, me,

        And I, yourself, you—

        Lest we part in denial

        Of our dire cause

        To form man

        The Standard.

        The Classic.

        The Ordinary.

        And—

        You rat-toothed bastard!

        What did I do?!

        You know what you done!

        I haven't! And that's bad grammar—

        Don't you tell me how the hell to talk, before I kill ya!

        Kill me! For what!

        You know what!

        I must admit, I've become quite partial to using

        This Jimmy Fallon character

        As a human shield.

        WHY. WHY ME.

        wtf.

        lol

        Why Jimmy Fallon.

        Because.

        —

        AGH— NO

        HES GOOD HOOMAN SHIELD.

        ___

        HE'S A GOOD HUMAN SHIELD!

        Enter the corridors,

        The unclaimed nature

        Of travelers, in our time,

        Coming the wave of signs,

        Foreigners,

        Call watchers,

        Then and here,

        Come waiting, wanting to know glory,

        The foundation

        Of Love Light

        The faceless god

        Comes creeping in the night

        Seeking body to form

        Among the walking,

        A fiercety of weapons kind

        Explanations embellished with

        Seemingly meaningless

        Only wanting time to waste,

        Skinny and shallow,

        Part chef and waiting,

        None to others, at all,

        Therefore I now, part ways

        From waves and tides

        To become rain and ghosts,

        Beauty and wind,

        Lessons and learned sins,

        Therefore now I,

        Wait and wonder,

        Pondering to feed the birds

        Or quench the thirst

        For game and superstardom,

        Not only of hreatness,

        But ground in the greys and silvers of my hair

        Mustache and whiskers,

        Brows and hind eyes—

        Where are you now

        That I was upon waking,

        A mistress,

        But gathered now,

        Awakens under clouds of sun,

        To be another,

        Only formed as the ground crumbled under her

        Again, I live

        Again, I go where there is no light of sun

        By the shield of sight,

        And the whisp of this,

        That needs attention as such,

        To call I—

        A lost soul,

        But friendly enough ghost

        To have written songs in your partial kitewind.

        Then, said I—

        A watch upon the wrist would only tell time,

        But not the day or the place of arrival for I,

        Dear pardoned traveler,

        Have also come journeys

        Bound by galaxies grasp,

        To have whispered into ears,

        The things of Jesus

        You will wait for him

        As the curtain closes,

        To come again,

        though does he know not

        In which beast he will be

        But you, shadows

        Wait in his envy,

        The things you seek to ask and believe

        The greetings of long since foreshadowed bark

        Amongst you, believe now,

        A new tale of these things,

        As we bring peace,

        You are now

        In our forest,

        Whenever be you now

        Or forever,

        As all is eternal,

        As I am

        You are

        Fuck! Whatever that means!

        I know, right!

        Is this gonna happen every Friday now?!

        Every Friday you fast, yes!

        Goddamn!

        Or don't! I don't care, really. Up to you.

        No preference or preference really—

        Anandar!

        You called me out of my—

        —what was I saying!?

        First Aliocha

        Then Anandar,

        A salamander and wildebeest this morning

        The grounds had shook

        With all of the games being played

        In the honor of one

        Then,

        I thought

        A ghost myself—

        Impartial to suicide,

        But having lost the fit of love

        Now to be tied at the alter,

        A sash

        Okay.

        Delicate rain falls from leather skies,

        Calling beasts of ours to nest in the calm and warm

        Mother of Grattitude,

        May I ask,

        Where are you now,

        That I've become humbled,

        And true to art,

        As having been asked,

        Now not scrolled upon stone walls

        Or scryed by fire,

        But in this age,

        Begot by light,

        Another monster of my mind,

        Shifted into these as saints,

        The words of songs and poems,

        The pages of unknown worlds,

        In the cyberspace,

        Perhaps,

        Also as cosmos,

        Also as thoughts

        Also as words

        Also as light—

        Also as species;

        These things are true to which I know

        With what knowledge you have gave me

        To think this way,

        Upon each breath—

        No attempt to be prolific,

        But to be at all

        Some wages as exchanged

        Material things not wanted, but needed

        And monetary gains,

        Also as thoughts now,

        But perhaps also cosmos

        True, or not?

        Fact, or fiction?

        Carson, or Fallon?

        What?

        Who wore the pants better.

        I—

        Quickly!

        I'm a dead man.

        (I'm sure they're both dead.)

        Hurry up!

        What the fuck!

        We're talking about two literal ghosts here!

        Which is why—we don't have all day.

        Do you know how long it took me to get Wilder down here for this?

        Isn't he dead too?!

        Perhaps, I am.

        Boy, the rabbit was mad…

        Almost as mad as the hatter,

        And as expected

        GET THAT DAMN CAT OUT OF HERE!

        Your annual obsession is in;

        Turns out, you've come down with the madness

        We all tried on, as a hat once in fables

        But now,

        Machine washable,

        Returned to Amazon

        With the packaging label attached,

        And still!

        None was as mad as the black hatter at all!

        No tea, but only strong Colombian coffee led

        Taken black,

        And made so strong by Alice,

        Who indeed had been shrunk

        To be fit to be tied

        By Kendrick Lamar,

        No white rabbit at all,

        But oh,

        To call him a cat,

        Or a hatter,

        Or caterpillar

        Would make no sense at all—

        At all you say?!

        At all,

        As you see,

        He was no red King,

        No,

        But made house of cards

        And all had fallen on his kingdom

        To become something other

        Than Alice at all,

        But also lost

        For you see,

        She had fallen, dear Alice,

        Into some hole in Compton,

        And dropped

        Into the bottom of the ocean

        Propmptly below The Island

        Of Long

        —as so is below

        Had happened above

        Once a porcelain fable,

        Now having been painted,

        With the laces

        Or tie died folly

        Of uncorked

        Nothing happens for nothing at all

        No justice for just calls,

        No focus,

        Full world

        The fear bought

        And new war

        For walks

        Erhmergersh

        It's a purple flermergerder!

        *gasps*

        Erhmgersh!

        Whurt er luridly purple plurbergerder!!

        Lurvlry!

        Oh!! Ernd Shutrd ur lurvley sherd erv pruplelerplre!

        There's in sense in

        An evening with fate if he misses it

        Assumed to be dead, or with you—

        But for the cause,

        There was no absolute certainty of the remittance—

        The scoured and folded body

        Of the wonderful world of God,

        Once betrayed and forgotten

        For better or worse,

        With Gratitude asking for an experience

        Her waters had sculled canyons,

        And her words fell as oceans

        Of another place in time

        Or custom caskets

        Please bury me,

        sheathed in earth,

        So that I breathe her

        Forgiveness

        For a toxic and harmful incarnation

        Of our greedy

        Alignments and reconciliation

        Recognizing that—

        If it's going to go fast,

        It's gonna be loud—

        And if it's gonna be loud

        It might as well be a gun

        (Just kill me already)

        Not hungry yet,

        But moving my parts where they ought to be

        Out in the world,

        And not waiting at all

        To come home,

        If I'm called with the promise

        Of never returning

        —not to return here .

        Maybe i'm the one they call

        The devil himself

        When all I wanted

        Ever

        Was just to be loved

        —even by just my mother

        Not every other day

        But every day

        By someone

        I live and can't love

        In crustpunks city, USA

        Better known as Brooklyn New York

        Where the mullet is making a comeback

        God help em!

        I just turned back time

        By two whole minutes

        Thinking of skylines painted

        With music

        Meanwhile,

        I almost forgot I'm still a cat

        My fucking goodness

        But I've no use for a litter box

        Not even a little bit

        (Which things should be and which things though not)

        The curious case of Benjamin Button

        In full throttle.

        I'm so serious—

        That's the second mullet I've seen in a week.

        Stop it!

        God help em

        God bless em

        Gid love em

        Haven't I been standing here

        More than 12 minutes already?

        Standing still in New York

        As new worlds are formed

        With new words

        I must have done something wrong today.

        The bus driver was okay lookin.

        I don't look at bus drivers.

        I'm like—

        Woah, buddy.

        You can handle all that you can handle all this.

        Good job, Jimmy.

        Can you please stop using me as a human shield.

        No! Cause then I'd need another human shield!

        Then get another human shield!

        No!

        Why not!

        This one is indisposable!

        Oh God.

        Where'd she go!?

        Who?!

        God!

        What! She never came here!

        What do you mean!? She said—

        I was here the whole time! I didn't see anybody!

        Well who'd you see?

        Nobody, just some crack head!

        Goddammit, we missed her!

        What?!

        Didn't I tell you—all the crackheads are God?!

        What! Nobody ever told me that.

        How did nobody ever tell you that? I told you that!

        You never told me that.

        I told you that. I know I told you that.

        You never told me that.

        Well—

        Goddammit.

        What the FUCK.

        Why the devil always wanna be BEHIND a motherfucker?

        Do I have something on my back?

        Oh look. A portal.

        Skrillex?!

        It looks like

        The Devil attached to my back

        I might have to take a knife in it

        A counterpart

        To take the hex off

        (Something told me not to go out.)

        Something also told me

        Nothing happens at all

        With no movement

        But God was lost as crossroads, either how

        And anyway,

        And anyway, we all got lost

        At one time or another

        What if I told you,

        Once formed to one another

        You've become

        Forever bonded

        AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!

        You really want to bring the—

        Now,

        When you need it most, you become the hero you are

        Ther you always were.

        But least expected it,

        Especially now that everyone

        Well fit to be

        Tied to the cross

        This for sure is why I dont fly spirit.

        The New York experience

        At poverty level

        Is eye opening

        To the inequality

        And injustice

        Foraged by ignorance

        I've never been to bowling green

        But got errands to run

        Honestly,

        You put your practically newborn baby in a bus

        Exposed to all these people?!

        BITCH, are you OUT OF YOUR MIND?

        #I_NY

        Yo somebody' actual grandma just got on the bus

        In a tube top

        I'm not eggagerating

        This woman was like 70 years old

        And you know black don't crack!

        But I'm like:

        DAMN.

        Who GRANDMAMA IS THIS?!

        Then she gon sit down next to me,

        And get on Instagram.

        She's checkin her stories.

        I'm like—

        Damn,

        She looks about the same age as my actual grandmother.

        That's—

        I'm like

        Woah.

        My grandmother don't do all that.

        My grandma taught me how to make lemonade,

        that's it.

        How to make lemonade, and to stay in abusive marriages until the kids grow up.

        That's it.

        This I know.

        Thanks grandma.

        I almost like this lady better.

        She tore up, but she hip!

        Is not the entire world a chemical dependence?

        Dancing through projects

        And galaxies

        Stunted in movement, alcoves

        Shallow ponds and hollow rivers tides

        Comes again who I am,

        When not all else m

        She got off the bus, I was like

        “Bye grandma!”

        Aww.

        Imma miss her.

        She smelled good, too.

        You know racism is really bad

        When a colored woman would rather wear an old, ratty old wig

        Or a terrible weave

        Than her own natural hair.

        I'm guilty of it myself—

        And this is because I know

        The way you are treated in public—

        By not only whites— but other blacks

        Judgement and mistreatment of the public in general—

        If you natural hair is the furthest away from what has been made to be the ideal standard.

        I'm rolling through the hood

        To return after 9 months

        This internet router

        Which never worked due to “outages”

        And came with hidden fees

        Now on my credit report

        The deeper I get into the hood, and the more the bus clears out

        The most clusters of housing projects

        And dilapidated buildings I see—

        A reminder that the world at all much has not been changed

        But only further hidden away from the eyes of what is known

        A car without a name a fixer upper but a keeper

        A classic

        [EKO restaurant]

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        Punk rock Jimmy

        Had a lot to say

        Skeleton, skin and bones

        Skeleton Keys,

        I am formicated

        I thought none deserving of such

        At all

        All the icons

        And idols

        And suffered star worshipers

        Watching for lost survivors

        Galloping the galaxies

        —unicorns.

        Horses colored as unicorns

        No fair appetite at all

        For applications,

        Mezmerized, believing you will fold at mercy

        The ions, are to say at least

        All to none

        They had already worshiped her

        Already murdered her

        Already bloodied her gown!

        Drown, now!

        Die! Silence!

        Cadences,

        Return to sender, your creatures

        Fury of the underlord

        Garnished of the underwent

        Weeping of galaxies tied

        Tied,

        Dirty faith.

        Wicked wars,

        Sorted earth, l —

        Now, remember how you found her

        YO, FUCK YOU JIMMY FALLON.

        He shakes his head and smirks smugly.

        Oh…

        “OH” ?! OH! YOU RUINED MY LIFE.

        You had a life?

        I had SOMETHING.

        What was it?

        I—

        *smash*

        Wow.

        —SHOULD KILL YOU.

        Somebody get this guy out of here!

        AGH?!

        No, it's okay.

        You were wrong about everything.

        I was— you just shifted.

        Excuse me?

        You shifted! Who are you?!

        BUBBLEEEEESSSSS!!!!

        I'm— so sorry.

        THEY KILLED MY DOG.

        Your rot weiler's name was “bubbles?!”

        BUBBBBBBBBLLLLEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

        OH GOD, BUBBLES!!!!!!

        WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        [The Festival Project.™]

        The Complex Collective. ©

        COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019

        ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

        -Ū.

        4 min
      • {Now You See Me}

        HALLE BERRY

        is that how you spell it

        It is for now. Fuck going online

        “That ain't part of my day”

        Shut up Drake, not now.

        You'll thank me later

        “If You're Reading This, It's Too Late”

        [HALLE BERRY is taking A VERY PAINFUL SHIT, clutching her *favorite OSCAR award--

        Which one's her favorite?

        CUT TO:

        BEFORE

        HALLE BERRY looks over her OSCARS in the display cabinet, carefully scanning them, with a New York Times paper tucked under her left arm, sipping from the coffee cup in her right hand.]

        —I like this guy.

        The other OSCARS groan; they are often overlooked during this process.

        Come on!

        This guy!

        AGAIN!?

        UGH.

        CUT BACK TO:

        [HALLE BERRY clenches painfully, sweating audaciously—at the worst possible moment, her cellphone rings. ]

        WHAT THE—COME ON

        I THOUGHT I WAS IN AIRPLANE MODE.

        (I just found out The Illuminati can still make calls go through in airplane mode

        Or without cell service at all)



        wtf my phone is ringing.

        That's weird. You don't even—

        —I don't even have a phone.

        Right.

        (Seriously, my phone is disconnected. I didn't even pay my bill.)

        The fuck.

        [it's JIMMY FALLON]

        Damn. This dude has the worst possible timing ever.

        Like fucking ever.

        Always shows up at the worst

        —THE WORST MOMENT.

        [HALLE BERRY rejects the call. It rings again]

        WHAT THE—

        [She ignores the second call. A moment of subtly relaxed silence, until—

        [JIMMY FALLON appears in the ceiling window of the bathroom. HALLE BERRY SCREAMS, still fluting her OSCAR.]

        (Calmly, kind of)

        Hey,

        WHAT THE FUCK, JIMMY.

        WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

        I called first!

        I KNOW THAT—

        Went to voicemail.

        YOU SHOULDNT BE HERE.

        Just—calm down.

        NO.

        Look.

        GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

        I'm not in your house, I'm outside your house. Technically.

        —yeah, but your FACE is in my house—

        —I hear that's the best part.

        —What?!

        Listen—

        Get out—

        No, look, listen—

        I need to borrow your Oscar.

        What?! For what?!

        That's not important.

        Oh really?!

        Yeah.

        It seems important.

        It's not that important

        Just—-

        What!

        Give it to me!

        [He snatches the OSCAR and tosses her his GRAMMY.]

        Just—trade me.

        What! What for?!

        Just—trust me—

        I do not—

        Just trust me—!

        WHAT!

        Congratulations.

        As you were.

        Kind of.

        WHAT—JIMMY—

        [She realizes the ridiculousness of her calling after him. She sits awkwardly with the Grammy in her lap, sighing]

        —he was my favorite…

        [SUDDENLY, though the other window

        Why does this bitch have so many windows in her bathroom that are this penetrate?

        For the sake of the joke, but probably not something any celebrity should have, are windows where anyone can enter your house from the outside.

        Fans are weird.

        CUT TO:

        AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

        I LOVE YOU.



        CUT TO:



        What's this place.

        It's my house,

        Where are the windows?

        They don't exist.

        CUT BACK TO

        [DANE COOK appears through the opposite window.]

        YO.

        WHAT THE FUCK!

        Chill, Halle Berry.

        WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

        I'm the guy who wrote this.

        You should have called first!

        Who do I look like, Jimmy Fallon?!

        NO. I LIKE HIS face.

        Huh.

        Is that what it is…

        I GUESS

        I DONT KNOW.

        —who are YOU—?!

        GET OUT OF MY HOUSE—

        I am not in, technically—

        I DONT CARE!

        Ooh—

        Is that a Grammy award?!

        I didn't know you had a Grammy!

        Gimmie!

        [he snatches the Grammy]

        HEY!

        Is—what is this, for COMEDY?!

        FOR COMEDY?!

        WHY WASNT I MADE AWARE THAT THIS IS A THING?!

        I DONT KNOW,

        WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

        WHAT THE FUCK.

        It's not important.

        What.

        Anyway, thanks.

        Toodeloo.



        The Rock must have been buzzing in some sort of special way on this day; because for some reason, I couldn't stop thinking about it.

        I had finally rearranged the remainder of my seemingly new surroundings— the miniature keurig, a status symbol, of course, looked handsom on the work desk— the cat tree seemed to match, though with no actual feesible monetary income, and no end in sight— the tree itself would have to be enough to lift my spirits. It was a nice cat tree, almost untouched and looking very brand new— though the couch had a few scratches, though easily hidden with the decorative use of a couple throws—at least I had a couch, and all that was left to accomplish before fully enjoying was to arrange an order of Freebreeze to rid it of its previous owner's dandruff smell, and general mismanagement—besides that, it was itself almost brand new as well, and it seemed a strange new world to wake up in, after sleeping in a nearly empty apartment for 6 months; there was 6 months left in my lease, and I was getting nervous that they would try to push me out—hopefully I would find someplace better, or at the very least higher up—with the same amenetire intact. Still, I was working as diligently as in could on organizing—at least the recordings, to put together the next group of projects as quickly as I could— nevermind the writing—and there was so, so much of it, I hadn't a clue what to do.

        I had been avoiding Rockefeller Plaza like the plague for quite sometime—it always made me nervous in a sort of way I didn't understand, in that I would pulsate and vibrate differently, and more often times than not was upset and concerned that I had yet to go to the top—a costly feat—nor could I afford to entertain or enjoy any of the amusements at the bottom—not that i wanted to, as the older I got, and especially the longer time spent in New York, the more of putting the public and large crowds were—particularly after a remarkably disgusting respiratory infection I caught on new years, battling a crowd which became impossible to move through at all—let alone see the ball drop—and I had learned my lesson, especially after The Macy's Day parade; the crowds in New York were disgustingly unbearable, and in order to get a good view of anything, you would have to arrive nearly a full day early, and simply camp—now I knew why people packed around collapsible lawn chairs on holiday weekends.

        I had been blindsided by Fallon towards the end of the Macy's day parade—I hadn't any clue at all that he apparentlyboarticipated annually, as it had been years since I had watched the parade myself with my parents—and still, it was iconic—I always wanted to go. Still, and even though I had only written very little of him up to that point, I found it disasterous that as his name was announced and the float which carried him and The Roots, the best late night band on Television, not by opinion, but by fact—as I had most recently been studying and researching as thoroughly as I could all of the late night hosts since the dawning of Television in preparation to write this pilot, The TV People, short handed to TVP—and just then I recalled a dream from the night before, about Pat Kirkpatrick—for the first time in the dream world, it wasn't Fallon at all, but Pat Kirkpatrick.

        I couldn't remember the dream, nor could I seemingly work myself out of the rut that had been the plateau in writing the show—the show itself was heavy, with so many characters, all of which each had been given detailed and specific personalities, livelihoods, and backgrounds—in fact, I hadn't written anything in such a way since college, with detail—actually, I had never written anything so detailed at all, so character oriented that the character analyses filled entire pages of documents with excruciating vividness, as if these people were real. Well, now they were—and Fallon was neither Patrick as I was Esha, and the story has taken its own form, still however birthing an incredibly awkward and romanticized fascination and near obsession with Fallon—not that I would feed it to be so. I blocked out the news outlets, the media, the alrogithm's suggestions to watch bits and pieces of Fallon, though, however, I refused, and somehow, I didn't need it. Fearfully so, he was somewhere lodged deep inside me—and I was even sort of embarrassed to have written some of the things I had of his essence, however prophetic it seemed to be, that for about a three week period between April and May, I seemed to have gone off into a trance of sorts, writing for hours and experiencing vivid visions of this show, The TV Prople, alongside writing The Festival Project ™ And all of its markers—there were so many worlds, so many ways throughout them—and now as I had realized, I had actually been writing about Fallon nearly as long as I had been writing about Sonny, but differently. I had never of course come face to face with Fallon as I had the latter—and still—found it somewhat nessecary to hide my face beneath a mask as his float passed my viwingbspace, an elevated view from the staircase of some church, which had happened to be perfect—and although I was certain it's not as if he was looking for me—I had just then been writing of this Cosmic Avenger, and hadn't any idea at the time of Fallon in reality having been an actual magician, and still— with cameras everywhere, and knowing even what I had written—I didn't want to be caught by any passing cameras with any sort of blush or worse—a smile on my face as the float passed— a smile which would flash my atrocious gap-tooth and crooked smile I was sure was permanent, by then having been in the homeless shelter nearly a year. As soon as his name was announced, I promptly pulled up my masked. I had already been caught on camera earlier in the parade gawking at some float—now was not the time to be caught gawking again.

        He, like Rob Lowe seemed impeccably professional and well-rehearsed, like a cartoon character— he was, after all, kind of a cartoon character, however now, even if it was partly due to my own writing, I took him more seriously. There was a darkness about him— a sometimes glassy-eyed, almost scary darkness that told me, even a world away not to fuck with this dude—some kind of animal or monster I was sure we both shared, however mine more the type and category of insatable and undernourished and his more peaking its head out in the form of a multi-millionaire network puppet, which housed an untamable powerhouse of musicianship, manhood, and wit— it's true, I was finally scared of him, knowing after all what the true tears of a clown could be, a dangerous man in a uniformed suit, the Everyman for the programmed masses, and the funny man with a jig to dance, a story to tell, and an indoor life— secret realm within I was sure no one knew. I fed the monster with respect to the home, happy wife, and children— I, after all, loved love, and only wanted it for myself, leaving alone the parts of a man I had found and was sure was broken enough to have left me puzzled and star studded rather than struck as I always was, tears welling up at the thought of it that something should be mended neither I or anything I was could not fix—I continued to write, however, knowing I was walking on glass barefoot and tiptoeing on eggshells around the mass media conglomerate of the network that stood between my feeble world and his, the higher ups— and bryknnd: it was, after all, a level system— and now with a beautifully decorated and fully apartment, besides my mistress on the floor instead of the space saving loft bed I had wanted—though it looked just right with the piano bench as a headboard, housing my crystals and new globe, plus a colorful collection of books I could crack open as I awoke to the morning light, no longer so early but increasingly later, as I shifted into the insomniatic habits of a true DJ and music producer, still writing and reading in the mornings, however— I had to wonder what level I was truly on.

        My apartment looked like a home. The decor was better than I could have imagined myself even, the tasteful furnishings and modern elegance shifting my reality— no longer an empty apartment, now a fashionable hub for art and creation. I assumed the car would come along in the winter, with any hopes that I would finish my albums by then—and also looming over me— my last life, and the people in in struggling to call up to me in this very ascended realm, which I was lucky to inhabit.

        ‘Thank you God for your many blessings'

        My wishes it seemed, had been granted— magic did indeed seem real, and though I had an Amazon return packaged and ready to go— there wasn't a time and place I could see myself as ready to even be near The Rock, some festering bulletwound in my heart, all that I had written, not just of Fallon, but of the rest of the people I had honored by word mark but had not yet the status or wealth to have ever known as human at all, but more products of the program; with intention, however, it was the path I had followed to be destined here somehow though small codes and doorways, signals and symbols which called to me and seemed only I could see—but were there in plain sight, and with the right eyes, had meant more than I ever dreamed anything could— open doors to a world I had indeed created myself, and in turn, the world in which I lived had also been created around me. I had to, in my mind, find the light inside all of whom I studied, to humanize myself—nurturing some fascination of fame and celebrity inside which still stood unanswered, the question of why and how one becomes so high up that without trying, that I might continue to find them in my mind's eye and in my world, on the outside, time after time.

        —tales of a superstar DJ.



        https://linktr.ee/codenameblu

        {Now You See Me}

        From Google:


        Charismatic magician Atlas (Jesse Eisenberg) leads a team of talented illusionists called the Four Horsemen. Atlas and his comrades mesmerize audiences with a pair of amazing magic shows that drain the bank accounts of the corrupt and funnel the money to audience members. A federal agent (Mark Ruffalo) and an Interpol detective (Mélanie Laurent) intend to rein in the Horsemen before their next caper, and they turn to Thaddeus (Morgan Freeman), a famous debunker, for help.







        No, not the google documents!

        GET IN THE HOLE.

        Hm.

        What.



        Blood Shower

        All along the watch tower



        Do you feel good?

        Do you?

        Do you feel bad about this.

        I do. I feel bad about this.

        I forgot to tell you–

        I should probably let you know that I just want to

        MAN, FUCK THIS DUDE.

        MA.

        WAHT.

        IT'S ON.


        WHAt.

        THE SHOW IS ON.

        THEWHAT.

        THE–

        *suddenly self aware*

        …I gotta get out of Boston.




        What, first this was about war, now it's about bird people?

        It's about a war WITH the bird people.

        I should sleep.

        Hahaha. No.

        This isn't funny anymore.

        At least it's over.




        MA–

        Oh, it's far from over.

        Yo, i'm going through some crazy shit right now.

        Spur of the moment

        I'd never thought of it;

        This is gonna take forever.

        I don't have the patience

        To even write this

        I just want french fries right now

        But been up for two days with no gym and

        I'm on a diet.

        GUAC TIME.

        No, no burritos.

        GUAC TIME.

        Oh shit, this is getting real as fuck .

        NOw i see it three ways.

        I love it.

        I hate it.

        HEY, LET ME OUT.

        GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, SKRILLEX.

        I'M DILLON FRANCIS.

        IN THE HOLE.

        Check it out.

        Huh.

        It's another DJ.

        *agrees*

        Should we pick him up.

        WEll, the good news is: I found your friend.

        Oh, that's good.

        The bad news is: He's dead.

        Oh, that–'s … nice.

        Yeah. It is.

        Uh. Kaskade.

        Yeah.

        We gotta find Ryan.

        Why. What's up?

        You're freaking me out.

        Why. What's up.

        Nothing

        IS it my eyes?

        I–

        *wild ass eyes*

        Yeah, it's probably that.

        Fuck dude, what did you do to deadmau5.

        NOTHIN.

        He's not the same.

        What the fuck is that.

        Holy shit I jus timejumped

        Where the fuck are you going.

        How the fuck could this happen?!

        It COULDN'T.

        Well, that's it then.

        *shrugs*

        Well, I guess we're just gonna have to go dig up Dillon Francis.

        I guess so.

        Do you think he's still alive.

        Like, probably not–

        Maybe…

        No, probably not

        @prodbywar& @Halmadeit

        This amazon order took me nine hours

        Alexa, I think i should fire her

        Like a arm

        I don't leave at night without armor

        Don't make me a martyr

        Your mom will be proud of us all

        If i make it outta here

        And i'll look after her

        Got the whole block coming up on my heels as I walk

        Wtf is it…

        Idk dude.

        Is it speeding up?

        I…i think so.

        There's no way this is 140

        IT's 140.

        It's 140 .

        There's no way.

        Yes way.

        Nah huh.

        Let me see.

        No.

        Let me at the decks.

        Let me at the decks.

        NO.

        YO LET ME AT THE DECKS.

        You want deks.

        Yes.

        I got deks.

        Really.

        yeus .

        I never listened to it like this

        In ableton

        I read serato, synesthesia and rekordbox

        I talk a lot,

        I'm like a human music box

        I walk a lot

        I run my mouth a mile a minute

        (faster than i run around the track reciting rap words)

        Like they're passwords.

        Oh, I could do this forever..

        I wish i had i microphone right now

        And was all alone

        With the lights off

        Lying on the floor

        I'd be lying if i said I could afford you

        Just to fornicate

        But may consider playing with a foreigner

        If you're all for her

        I'm unnerved, you know

        Cause i've been up so long

        My monster likes to play with boys and

        Make the bass go down below where

        Nobody does anymore

        Once I get a hold of things

        Or the hang of it

        You've got another hot ones on your hands

        I've another record under my belt

        Or in my roster,

        Whatever you'd call it

        But now I've got no time to bark about

        Wanting a dog and a daughter

        But none of the responsibility or

        Going through all the trouble to find her a father

        I'm still holding a fart in.

        Reaally–cause–it's been a really long time.

        WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT A LONG TIME, JIMMY FALLON??

        Um a lot! You literally just saw me make the journey all the way up from nothing.

        I am nothing

        EXACTLY.

        I don't have time to fight with you Jiimmy Fallon.

        I did NOT write these games by myself you know?!

        Um, excuse me– “GAMES” ?!

        YES, GAMES.

        Uh, I've only got one game with you in it, my friend.

        Is that so!

        One game that I've written with the Great–formerly LATE Jimmy Fallon.

        Is that like a play on words cause i'm on late night TV

        YOu'RE ON ALL THE TIME TV, JIMMY. NBC SHIT IS PRACTICALLY AUTOMATICALLY SYNDICATED.

        -_-

        …are you alright.

        –_-_-__-_

        Hold on, I think i've got it

        Nice, I found a growler.

        yOu still haven't got all the monsters and sprites

        Ive got all the big ones, but the little ones are harder to catch.

        GrO0Wl3rrr.

        Aww.

        He's so ugly.

        Yeah, but cute, though, right.

        I don't think so.

        Gro)WwlErrrrrrrrr.

        Aww.

        That's so fucking gross.

        lol . so what does this thing look like.

        Well, that't the thing about the monsters and sprites.

        WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

        It's alright, it's alright–he's nice.

        WHAT. THAT'S A SPRITE.

        No, it's a monster. He's just scary.

        SUPACREE.

        David Bowie. What up.

        God, it took me ages to find you.

        Tell me about it. I'm still trying.

        We've been expecting you for a long time.

        You were expecting I'd die?

        Yes.

        So when she says she's “married to the music…”

        I'm married to the music.

        Oh, so.

        Yo, honestly if you een want to talk to this bitch, you'd better have like a musical instrument, or a mic in your hands,

        Otherwise–

        No, getawayfrom me.

        It's not even worth it.



        HI.

        –No.

        What's up?

        Tempo.

        SUNNI

        Cotour

        From the store

        I was poor

        Now i'm honorable

        In velour,

        Glamour (Snap)

        Forsure,



        Jesus Christs is

        making appearances in my abletons

        I'm not able to comprehend or understand exactly the message,

        But the evidence sire is mounting

        Get it

        Reached the temple,

        More of a sanctuary,

        Is that sacrilegious

        I guess it is,

        I'm stressed as ever

        Trying to get it together



        {Enter The Multiverse}



        Now I know too well,

        The well of tears on my guitar

        She's got a body like one

        Oh her curves

        But I just wonder what it like to be loved

        By stars

        Socialites and superstars

        They're Gods, you know

        How high up they are

        Above us

        And he lives in an ascended dimension,

        But he insists, he says

        Her transcendence is upon us

        He said

        Your transcendence is upon us

        He says these things,

        And then just vanishes

        So she gets up promptly

        Warms up yesterday's coffee

        Looks around in her coffin

        And wonders

        What for

        I just

        Wonder what it's like to be loved by stars

        Without double r's, you know

        I've got scars

        But it's mostly just

        Teardrops, and soft kisses

        On my guitar

        Cause, oh, Oli,

        I ain't got nobody—

        And nobody holds me

        Like I hold Oli

        (Could have been Ali,

        But of course—

        I had already lost that one

        A whole well of tears,

        I lost

        At his departure

        And a whole well more

        When I actually lost him

        I almost miss

        Having someone to talk to

        About anything and everything

        But I've got Oli

        And God now

        I've got Oli

        And Oli (oli)

        Is all that I've got

        Besides God

        That's the only contact

        In my

        Phone book



        No more double Ls

        And double entendres;

        No more double rs

        At all

        Just scars now

        No more metaphors.

        Honest is radical

        I like them cynical

        I should have clinical insanity by now

        But I'm only just an artist

        You can't help

        But can only harm that

        And if it hurts hard enough

        I'll put art on my walls

        Become permanent

        Storybooks all over my arms now

        My coat of arms now

        I've run Ten point 5 miles

        In the last 3 days;

        But if I rest today

        Will a motorcycle gang

        Have a parade outside of my window,

        To drive me crazy?

        I hope it rains,

        So they can't play these games with my head

        And the seeds that I planted

        So deep become daisies

        I still don't remember

        The way he rearranged me

        But these days I make my name sound

        So the way

        He can never say it

        Just imitates

        The way

        I hate myself

        I should be dating

        But expressions are

        Atrocious

        If I fall asleep—

        Who knows

        I may get

        Stolen

        That tends to happen

        So I'm

        All the way up

        And I'm swollen in ways

        That I hate to say

        “I love you”

        Love me back

        Or say it harder

        That's my martyrdom

        Come off the cross, for a moment,

        Would you for us?

        And bend over

        Or bow, if you will?

        If I did,

        Would you still call me wicked

        Or just a Good witch

        Since I'm a woman,

        I just couldn't be

        Jesus,

        Who you asked for once

        And always

        Who you asked for some

        To save you from your

        Credit reports

        And consorts

        Or some sort of

        Nonsense




        [famous last words]

        God don't speak much English,

        She says

        God don't speak much these days

        We were

        Always

        Telepathic

        That was way back then

        When Oedipus Rex

        Was on the Guest list

        I was standing at the coat check, asking

        Why I must take off my hat

        When entering the service

        To the bouncer, he says

        “That's just politics”

        I said,

        That's just politics

        We both said,

        What's the difference

        Then we all laughed

        —then we all just laughed and laughed

        Exchange is my favorite exchange

        Where my favorite exchanges

        Have happened for centuries

        Of engagements

        Endeared species,

        And races pieces haven't tasted the same

        Since I haven't had them

        Animal products

        And animal planet

        I found this hat on

        Discovery channel

        Did you want it?

        I can't stand it

        So I had to have it back

        I just had to use the bathroom

        I just had to disconnect

        From

        []

        See—

        I don't even have to put the words in

        Cause a name is just words

        When that's a man

        You just can't have

        And that's the worse

        When that's a man

        And you can't have him

        What a habit.

        Silky rabbit.

        Now he's the

        Ace.

        All In A Day's Work




        I've never died before.

        Oh…




        that is terrifying.

        It sounds terrible.

        It's really not that bad.

        Why are you not writing this down?

        I just need a moment…

        It's really not that bad…

        I die all the time.

        I get sensory overload At Trader Joe's

        Look at the colors

        The clothes,

        This sure isn't queensborough

        Escalators for shopping carts

        I get it Manhattan

        I'll take my half BLVCK ass to the projects

        Where my kind are

        I don't belong here ,

        God you're intolerant

        I like this part of town

        But I'm way too brown

        And I dropped my crown at the market



        I should be jealous of everyone

        But I have learned my place

        I've been a slave since Hollywood

        I lost my son to the devil

        Now I pay child support

        And terrorist follow me coughing

        I'm wrong just for being born !

        You could start a war from it

        If that's what you wanted

        I'm a people watcher people watcher

        About to board the people mover

        People mover

        Slip,

        Here's the tell

        Slip, here's the tell

        I should have a bell around my neck

        I think she wanted a picture with papa

        I'm playin my own paparazzi

        Look mom, I bought a sacafagus

        There go them niggas with coughs again

        I been watching em

        Got binoculars

        I got oculus, for my oculars

        Look how hot he is, make me ovulate

        Man I gotta love it,

        Cause they love to hate

        Fucking racist crazies

        Have it your way



        I paid for it with my soul

        You hate but I love to love

        Somebody just got me fuckes up

        I don't have a book to run off of

        Shut up, honey.

        Now we're all up here

        Monkey in the middle

        Cause the middle one is weaker

        It's getting deeper and deeper

        Like the sinkhole that my sink is

        Let it sink in

        I've been syncing my secrets with demons

        In dreams sequences

        It's just a reparative injustice

        Kamasutra for your wondering words and stuff

        You can have it

        It's ruined anyway m

        Look at all this trash

        Look at all these classless classes

        Classwars,

        Racists.

        Everybody hates us

        The Asians,

        Latinx's

        The other niggas

        What being black is

        I'll write it in cursive

        It's just a curse, here

        So you can have it

        I'm moving to Heaven

        I'm packing my boxes

        I'm getting a cat, too!

        His name is Agustus

        He's a big one

        And I love him

        I just wanted a hug or a husband

        Instead I got nothing to trying my hardest

        And got for a bargain at target some coffee

        For being a targeted body

        All on an algorithm

        I guess I'm just useless.

        A dumb nigger demon

        Did I just offend you?

        Then you shouldn't be reading this either

        I wrote it for pleasure

        (Or pain)

        On the one

        Or the two

        Or the one

        Or the two

        I could do a lot with this $20.

        I could spend it all on

        Fuck all of you

        I'm moving to Heaven

        Where the heart it

        She's not harmless

        She's a terrorist—

        And I'll kill her, too

        Look how right she is

        Look how white she is,

        Huh

        Regardless of color

        It's a race war

        Lil biiiiitzzz

        Yooo, fuck New York.

        In every hole.

        In every crevice.

        Fuck this place.

        It's racist—

        Not just cause I'm black.

        Like statistically.

        It took a whole ass apartment elsesrch to feature this out.

        I was like “I wanna live in Manhattan”

        Everyone was like

        “NOOOOOOOO—-“

        Haha

        “Nooo, no.”

        I was like

        “Why not?”

        The blacks were like:

        HAHA

        The whites were like—

        *COUGHS OBNOXIOUSLY*

        New York is so racist.

        It is statistically the most diverse—and most segregated city in the nation

        At the same time.

        WHAT.

        How do you even DO that?

        But it's true, at this point, the black people are like—fuck this, we'll just stay over here, and over here.

        And the rich whites are like

        YES. KEEP THAT SHIT, OVER THERE.

        Cause if you've ever been to the ghetto.

        It's some SHIT,

        It is NOT COOL.

        I finally got my ‘night card' back.

        Had it revoked in california .

        I was almost a whole valley girl.

        I still eat exclusively at Whole Foods.

        Trader Joe's.

        But NO. Now i live in the hood.

        It's fucking disgusting.

        I can say ‘nigga' again.

        Cause it's NIGGAS.

        Lots of niggas.

        I'm telling you. It's night and day!

        The white folks trains smell like bleach—

        Ammonia.

        The black folks train smell like a McDonald's.

        WHAT.

        Or just—

        Vomit.

        I can actually count the number of times just—

        Vomit—-

        On the train.

        Or.

        Dookie.

        Yes. Human feces.

        But I'm ready to go to midtown and it's like the train that goes around Disneyland.

        Families!

        People singing!

        Hey—cotton candy!!

        —and I didn't have to pick it!

        Haha!

        Fuck New York.

        Racist ass HOLE.

        I thought surely the next presidential election was one or two years out, but the racial tensions which had been rising became even more pronounced, as I realized that November was theboncoming time—and that they hostility between the whites and the blacks had once again been a result as the oncoming war, fueled onward—that the hatred, disgust, and general aggression of the whites had been of course, in the midsts of yet another Trump-fueled political upheaval, and I wondered why and how at all I had been caught in such a world that existed in form of man, of course, now proven himself to be the weaker sex, and yet in that of dominance, as was arranged in such an unholy war, to be the helm of power by sheer greed— now it seemed that these attacks were indeed political terrorism, and that these motorcyclists, my placement close to the ground level, and my neighbor's clammorings were specific attacks, after my identity had been varied to be that of the same in which I had once held political ambition, now none of which I assumed mattered at all. Perhaps I needed something more certain than a 12 story jump or suicide by train, and wondered as to whether it would be easy enough to kill myself bh self inflicted gunshot—a sure thing for certain, as love has been lost in the way of money at all.

        At that party…or rather, kind of—after.

        That acid that never hit Beyoncé

        I don't feel it.

        Man, I'm a terrible influence(r)

        Just take it.

        Nah, I'm good—

        PUSSY.

        -_-

        Give me three.

        K.

        —suddenly hits BEYONCÉ.



        BEYONCÉ

        …I got this.



        [BEYONCE] however, does not

        Ohh, shit.

        — “got this.”



        A very stranded, very sober Johnny depp stumbles upon what appears to be a college frat party, where the only thing they have is light beer, and nobody even recognizes him as a celebrity, because the attendees are all gen z

        What's even after gen z?

        The fucking apocalypse.

        Anyway.

        The acid hits Beyoncé on her way to make coffee, which extends the trip from the living room to the kitchen infinitely.

        Multidimensional Anne Hathaway hulks the fuck out and saves the day by ruining everything, which actually fixes everything— and *spoiler* helps Jesus to remain as the king of kings at beer pong.

        Lol

        In the late 90s in New York City, the keystone cast of Saturday night live learns of each other's formerly sexret psychic abilities, and uses the radio technologies of Rockefeller plaza to develop a research center for the telepathically gifted, eventually discovering and perfecting time travel.

        Supacree (the kid version) appears in and out of her ideal and desired realities, baffling ‘the Hollywood people' and later ‘the New York people', becoming the legendary central figure of the Illuminati, as the original timepiece — a pyramid shaped extra terrestrial vehicle which contains an ascended hyper conciousness, which

        I can't remember how it goes, did the supacree leave to find the Skrillex, or was it the other way around?

        I think it was both ways at some point, but the whole thing was this, just in case I never wrote it but just saw—

        These space god (humanoid evolved) are some kind of scientists/ doctors— there are four timepieces, each representing an era upon our planet; earth, which is distant but sacred— these four time pieces each depart their given “docs” in time to appear on earth at specific

        Fuck this is hard to explain

        Times in history, at which the first worlds, or previous human eras were known to have been destroyed— these time pieces travel through time space with the full record of these events in order to alert the current human era of its imminent doom, as an attempt to prevent such disasterous events, typically war, which will lead to the annihilation of the human species; these Gods, one male and one female, a king and queen, a married couple are the rules of the humankind, technically worshiped as a whole as one God, with whom the human design was modeled after, however, the true source of all things is the cosmos, known and unknown, in its totality—neither man or woman, but the force of creation.

        Anyway, what else is happening

        Oh.

        All of the celebrities are stuck in—

        [the festival project] in some way, shape, or form until its creator finishes it—and though it in itself is infinite, its 'finishing' notates its eventual production, which

        lol. That never going to happen.

        Because.

        Let's face it.

        I'm scared of

        …rich people.

        Yeah, sure. Yeah.

        I'm scared of

        The effect of the race war, which has been to pit the white woman against the black woman, which allows and maintains the continuation of war mongering male dominance over the entire planet, which remains as a destructive force of greed, racism, and inequality.

        So why try?

        [EDITS]



        CONAN O'BRIEN

        Alright.

        If she hit Fallon, she's gonna come for one of us next.

        No, Conan—that's not how this works.



        WHAT—where did you come from!?

        When did you get here?

        JAY LENO

        This goes deeper than all of you can understand.

        WHAT the FUCK, man!

        When did you-/

        —when did he get here?

        How did you do that?!

        How did you do that?!

        What are you, like, the same guy?

        Are you not all the same guy?

        [they shrug simultaneously and kind of just agree]

        Listen at this.

        Okay then.

        The enemy of your friend is my enemy.

        Oh…kay—and the enemy of my enemy—is my friend—

        That is correct.

        —so we're all friends here.

        That's right.

        Some special forces?

        Which forces?

        How special?

        [JENNIFER LOPEZ is still JENNY FROM THE BLOCK]

        Do I look like a fool to you?

        Uh—

        OOPS

        [a pre-fame Jennifer Lopez receives a drop full of diamonds instead of the usual; she has been granted access into the Illuminati, and becomes an overnight success.]

        This feels heavier than usual.

        Same as always.

        Hm. Are you sure.

        Yep.

        Hey, you're not the regular guy.

        Regular guy died.

        That makes sense.

        JENNIFER ANNISTON is inside of Ū

        Okay, grosss

        Not like that

        [lifting max weight]

        Okay. That was cool. Wow.

        Yeah, sure whatever.

        I am strong

        Yeah yeah, okay.

        Are you sure you want to be my size?

        Yep.

        JIMMY FALLON/SKRILLEX (we don't know actually which at this point) is also trapped inside of Ū

        Okay, gross!

        Yeah.

        SKRILLEX is in all of Ū.

        okay—actually, i'm okay with that, but

        That other guy?!

        [JIMMY FALLON]

        Yeah, he's weird.

        Also meanwhile, kind of—

        MARSHALL MATHERS has a closet cleaning service

        lol.

        Patrick is smooth as a motherfucker, you know.

        Every time his head is down on the desk like that, he takes a bump of coke.

        What?! Big uh!



        [Patrick takes bumps of cocaine in front of a live studio audience—every single night.]

        Woah!

        See.

        Goddamn. You gotta admire a guy like that.

        Jennifer Anniston is the weight on the cable tension machine



        Ooh.

        Psycho bitch<> devious methods <> new ludachris commercial




        All ya'll girls is toddlers

        I like long boards and longhairs

        Lawn mowers and lawn shares

        Aw hell nah, God forgot Cher

        I got the Blair witch project

        On Blair,

        I hope I scare you

        How dare you.

        Your girl looks like a naked mole rat.

        I got my soul back.

        You blue eyed bastards stole everything

        From the whole blacks,

        Hold that thought

        I'm at Whole Foods market

        throw in the Amazon algorithm off

        With marked dollars

        Look at God at Walmart

        On them rollbacks

        You old hacks are cackling

        I'm shackled to old habits

        Hold hands with me, rabbit

        I'm just a silly rapper

        really, are you?

        Maybe.

        Cut the verse of

        Reverse God

        Now I'm the devil

        I'm still lost in the Amazon cart

        I sharted all up in your pop tarts

        Before you warmed them up, pops

        Just for the sake of the art,

        Heart to heart,

        It's a war on love

        And the white girls won with nothin but

        Buckets of

        Whatever's up there

        I wouldn't know

        Cause I'm stuck job searching

        And running,

        Trying not to have a tummy

        So some gummy worm will love me

        First their sour, then they're sweet

        Then nobody,

        Trolli

        Holy moly I could use some more petroleum in the ocean!

        Said nobody

        But the globalists are performing your programming

        Which you're worshiping

        I put my eye on the dollar

        So I could watch you all

        Crumble and fall

        Don't you know

        The apocalypse is happening at the mall

        Of all the places

        How's that for a stream of consciousness,

        You salamander

        I asked Anandar back

        But I went past that chapter

        Have a chap

        Or a chapstick, for four times four dollars

        A bottle of water will cost you a fortune

        (But at least the drugs are in it)

        Get it

        It's recycled piss

        Distilled? Which is it, Mr,?

        The mystery box was literally lifted into

        My dinner from a fishery filled with nothing but niggers in it—

        I want a refund, before I catch that

        Fucking curse of poverty from — what'd you call it

        salmonellahallibut

        One hell of a cough from someone on the sidewalk

        But guess what?

        The devil's in your pocket or your palm,

        And that's the omen and the psalm rolled into one

        Cause God is awesome,

        But my mom is fuckin toxic

        And that's how I fuckin got here

        Blow my head off,

        Slit my wrists

        And write a song

        While jumping off a bit

        When all you need is money,

        But the world costs more than

        It's worth, and words are nothing

        But another fucking problem in your Google documents

        I look at my son and see a God,

        But half of Satan's in him,

        Oh man

        Robotics



        Lets be honest, I don't even know how to write this.

        Where's my sides?!

        WHERE'S MY SIDES.

        You don't get SIDES with this;

        It's just CHICKEN.

        I don't eat CHICKEN.

        It appears as though, however–

        You do.

        Ok, I gotta get off this playlist.

        I…

        i

        gotta .

        “The Wal*Mart Wars”

        Hm.

        …

        ………….

        ….

        *face*

        … no.

        No. l–




        What is this place.

        {After a wild night which apparently spiraled out of control,

        great , there goes my peace.

        Not forever, though, maybe.

        FUCK THIS PLACE.

        I HATE THIS PLACE.

        Everybody hates this place.

        But the album is called

        “I love New York”

        Yes, thats

        Technically

        How it's pronounced,

        though

        It's stylized like

        I _ NY

        Cause.

        EXT. MIDTOWN MANHATTAN. DAY

        Oh, wow, this is beautiful.

        THis is great.

        I love this place

        FUCK THE FEDS.

        CUT TO:

        EXT.Typically WHEREVER ELSE

        Anywhere ‘above' like 87th?

        Lets just call it 80th, be safe.

        BE SAFE!

        NIGGAZ.

        ah shit, i gotta go.

        BITCH–

        But lets just be honest,

        It's technically ‘above'

        But it's really

        [THE BRONX is a literal extension of the Underworld]

        Oh no.

        srsly tho.

        X_c

        Anyway.

        FUck man,

        Do you think i'll ever get good like that.

        Idk what equipment is this

        Hmm, lets see, that's approximately

        $8,000 USD of CDJs

        wow

        yep

        That's retarded

        Yep.

        And you still need a mixer.

        fukt.

        OKay, I would literally sell my soul for this.

        Consider it done.

        wait , really?

        YES. you earned it.

        Wait, I–

        What?!

        You earned it…

        Uh oh.

        Take care now.

        Shit.

        [BILLIE ELLISH is trapped inside WALMART]

        Uh oh.

        Fuck.

        what is this place.

        INT. WALMART. WHENEVER

        EMPLOYEESLAVES

        WHAT TIME IS IT. THERE'S NO WINDOWS IN HERE.

        That's not funny

        IT'S literally a synonym, we might as well make it a portemantau

        MEanwhile, in this other dimension,

        So that i don't offend anybody…

        Actually, you know what?

        Be offended.

        Quit that stupid fuckin shit

        and follow your dreams!

        Wait really?

        Wait, really?

        Sure!

        If you want!

        …i guess.

        AMERICA

        NO.

        INSTANT HOMELESSNESS

        ok , nvm.

        Damn.

        I know, right.

        wtf r u guys watching.

        Shut up.

        All Wal*Mart Employees are actually top secret government agents.

        x ∞ >.< (we'll just use Billie Ellish as the alternate, but really it could be

        Could it really?

        Shut UP, PLURNICORN.

        Wtf is a PLURNICORN

        We'll see.



        [Upon Realizing s/he is trapped in a mysterious place apparently extremely public

        Wait, you've never been to a Wal*Mart Before?!

        NO.

        I grew up in LA

        Rich as fuck

        And i've been famous since I was liike 12,

        Or something.

        Right.

        That is–kind of terrifying.

        LATER:

        WHY IS IT SNOWING INSIDE.

        WHERE'S THE EXIT.

        THEY HAVE GUNS?!

        oh wow, they have GUNS.

        WHY DO WE NEED GUNS!

        KA-BLAM.

        BECAUSE THEY HAVE GUNS.

        Bang-bang!

        Ptttttttttt—sttt.

        And they have guns.

        Actually, these are just– confetti cannons.

        *pop!*



        Lol

        “Possibly The Worst Show Ever

        the infinite rave continues on in Hell as everyone awaits the return of SŪPACREE- The Cosmic Avenger (Who Is NOT a DJ) and Sunnï Blū (who is a superstar rapper but also not a DJ) go back to back, buying time as the beacon to. Signal "The Supacree" is completed, battling the 10th dimensional DJ Ū, a super ninjas, for control of the decks.

        what else happened?

        idk.

        I CANT STOP DANCING.

        none of the DJs can find a pair of working headphones, and the sound guy is missing from the booth.

        "missing"

        YOU SHOT HIM.

        I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRANQ DART.

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        “TVP”

        Hazel is 6, turns 7 season 1

        Season 7- 15

        Man, I can't remember the other two kids names,

        I think the little boy is Ira but I might have named them all and forgotten, shit.

        Her sister, though is between 4 ½ and 5, they are technically “Irish twins”, and always fighting—they look very similar, however are not at all alike; Hazel is very much a daddy's girl, while her younger sister is a no-nonsense old soul with the tendency to cause trouble, not by being inquisitive or showy, as her sister often is, but rather by being quietly observant, and tends to dismiss both her parents, often isolating, or even dissappearing without notice, quietly and comfortably into her own world—as the series progresses, and though all of Patrick's children like their parents have showcased some kind of special ability or talent—

        Holy shit, give this kid a name-/

        I thought I already named her, I just don't remember.

        That's true. It seems like they all had names.

        She is almost very typically, though showing signs of genius, even at the early age at the beginning of the series, a middle child, prone to upset almost too easily, but rather than acting out, is more likely to take her anger quietly; she shares her fathers deep brown eyes, dark hair, and though she looks otherwise very much like her sister, and later despises her father, is more inwardly and outwardly like him, though taking the side of her mother during their separation and divorce, oftentimes even lashing out at her father quite openly, and very vocally, as she grows into herself.

        “Ira”, (may have had another name earlier) is the youngest of three— as his third birthday approaches sometime during the first season.

        Great, now I gotta hide all those allegories so nobody can actually draw from this that Patrick—

        Where's his write up, anyway?

        That shit could go on for days.

        I have no idea why this catharsis is happening. I tried to sleep it off, I swear, but I still woke up like—

        At least mildly obsessive about this, for whatever reason.

        Hazel's 7 - Season Arc

        Hazel has the eyes, charm, and charisma for entertainment —she hopes to one day be as her father, an entertainer and performer, and will do almost anything for a laugh. She is often telling jokes, and is a people- pleaser. She is sickeningly cute, with golden hair and Hazel eyes, long eye lashes, and carries baby fat in her face, though she is rather average, neither heavy or plump, and however also not frail at all. She is inquisitive, smart, and busy, almost never idle-minded, and strong. Though sort of a Tom boy, she has been trained well to act with dignity, class, and feminine eloquence, much like her mother—but like her father, has a tendency to be crass, sometimes carelessly so, or even brutally honest—to her mother's disdain, but embraced wholesomely by other family members and adults, she's extremely funny and delightful, and very much unlike her mother, not a spoiled brat at all, often raising questions beyond her years about inequality, later wishing to attend a public school, and becoming quite the advocate for social justice and human rights in her later years, her final season shows a rebellious and sometimes even antagonistic Hazel, who later even favors Esha over her own mother as a parental figure, often confiding in her about things she can't and shouldn't share with her father, although her almost over the top admiration for her father has become the driving force and inspiration for her own endeavors in show business, much to her father's disdain, as she grows older, him becoming more protective of her, and especially within the oftentimes secretive nature of his actual placement and purpose in the business, and her rebellious nature and charm even force-feeding her into the industry, she is a bleeding heart for superstardom, and is often seen along what may be a path to fame, making Patrick's bleeding heart all the more aching, as though he and Catherine remain at odds throughout the series, he truly loves his children, even “the little sick one”, as he refers to the second child.

        Holy shit, what is this kid's name

        If I had the energy to go through my notes, I could know; but I don't.

        The city sickness has been sinking in from the noise of the obnoxious motorists and honestly, being out of protein is giving me muscle soreness, I'm in some sort of a bloated haze from eating almost nothing but carbs, and the fact that I haven't been with anyone in years is starting to circle like buzzards around my head, my heart has been literally screaming but overwhelming with this sense of calm, and though slipping into Patrick's sometimes erratic tendencies, for the most part I've been underwhelmed with society's expectations that I should get some kind of job, and somehow while working not lose focus on my own interests and projects—I hate [the strange modern behaviors of] most people, and everything costs too much money— my son might be going into foster care, or my ex husband is evil enough just to try to force my energy to worry about a problem he's created, and I really wanted to sleep into the afternoon with this lethargy, hoping that everything surrounding this series would just fall off, but it doesn't.

        I wake up often wishing I could just forget The Festival Project ™ , but the truth is, it just keeps writing itself, but in the very least, sometimes God gives me little presents that mean the very most to me— a chord organ that I thought was from the 80's, but is more likely from the 1960's—

        I love vintage stuff, and musical instruments, which only God could know, really—my fascination with history as if I'm still living it, and this, my sudden fascination and drive to write and complete just one series has been haunting me almost just as badly as anything else has, but especially ripping me apart—especially since I have motorcyclists ripping through my body as if it were some kind of disease that existed outside of me, so contagious that it began to sink in to my insanity and mental hygiene.

        I wondered if anybody else knew or cared about these creatures as much as I didn't—and in fact, I had never felt so much like Ali in the way that I didn't care if they, other “human beings” supposedly, all died tragically, and wondered why the walls and windows didn't keep out the sound of the outside world at all…

        The middle child begins writing secretly very early on, and is the first to be required more extensive therapy, (as suggested by the family's therapist) after her parent's separation and subsequent divorce. It is not long after she begins learning to read and write at all, that she begins also showing interests in art, asking for art lessons and to begin painting and art therapy, rather than the recommended Equine therapy— she often keeps things to herself, then returning to her hidden places at times when the family's dysfunction becomes uncomfortable and overstimulating, very often paining or reading during times of peace, and retreating to her safe places—sometimes under the stairs, into the attic, the treehouse, or even later, the family's barnyard, where she often keeps drawings, as she ages, later comics, sometimes caricatures of the things she absorbs through her own reality—and diaries, sometimes hidden in nooks and crannies and in places no one would think; a true prodigy and genius, though hidden from much the world, as she is often overlooked, however, her therapist begins unfolding her true reality, often times carrying over sessions and losing track of time, picking her brain or even conversations philosophically

        What's the therapists name?

        Doctor Robin

        She has to have a last name

        Well, she's a child's therapist, so she's Doctor Robin, but

        It seems like it starts with a T.

        We'll see. I just saw her anyway.

        I drifted off again, thinking about how wildly detailed this all was becoming, and wondered if there was a series of fictional books waiting to be written. There certainly could be, but my mind was reeling, freshly showered but still undressed, and not even wanting to think of going outside—and yet—I was out of water, and had learned that the drinking water from the fountains, especially in large quantities, had a tendency to make me sick—I hadn't yet eaten anything, and though the coffee was fresh, and my apartment was clean (which made me overtly overjoyed for some reason) smelling of Lemon Lysol and Bleach; with notes of a strong pot of organic fresh ground coffee, it seemed like I couldn't do much more than lay in bed writing this catastrophically interesting series—and it was interesting, which said volumes, considering I had always been picky about my TV watching, being that only ever did certain series catch my eyes or my ears, and those series were almost always—or always, always specifically well written, perfectly casted, and had the edge and draw of becoming an entire world within itself, which this series, though only a week or two old at best, in my heart and in my mind , was rampantly ravaging my own world, almost as if it had become of some importance to keep writing it, and never stop, and though Patrick was the forefigure, another broken male protagonist, the truth in the series was that the true heroes of this sometimes scarily violent drama, were its women—a story meant to be told with a diversified cast of creatures from all worlds and walks of life—Esha, of course, herself, a role that had been some recreation of myself, somehow, though so different that even primarily, I never did see myself as her, besides the onslaught of some otherworldly pain, visions of a scene recollected from some remarkable download, and it might have been once and for all that I had lost my mind, or my life, if I wasn't a writer—I was, somehow, though, after all, a writer.

        It had been a fasting day that could have and might have ended tragically anyway, and still the devil marked his mockery of my efforts by consistently flinging perfect bodied women everywhere that I went—though usually with ugly enough faces that I could see nothing but what a man was—uncaring for one thing over the other, a flawless representation of woman, represented in the current time with scantily clad fashion, almost painfully so—the insecurity of women becoming more apparent in the way she would appear, always almost begging to be near to me, with every perfection and complexion I hadn't—but at least I had a tendency to laugh at my own damage, often surmising that she, these demon creatures, hadn't any talent for this at all—which had turned the state of television into a near circus act; that alone urged me to continue writing the series, perhaps with a typewriter, due to the negligence of nepotism within the industry which often resulted in these pretty little creatures getting even further ahead by stealing works as such, and passing them on as their own originality almost so cruelly and without judgement—plagiarism, as it was called, but more accurately intent-to-kill the imminent threat of what had been said to be a minority becoming a more powerful force to flourish in entertainment however, as quickly as the visions had come, the thought of writing it without my phone became dauntingly impractical, and I scribbled only the most intense scenes and plot lines onto notebooks and scratch papers, keeping them as hidden from the algorithm as possible…

        lol the Al Gore Rhythm

        Ahahahahahahaha

        Was that the joke?

        Maybe. Idk.

        Maybe. Idk.

        Hm.

        Hmmmmm:

        What:

        Nothing.

        That actually might have been it.

        Really, was it?

        I will never know.

        That is kind of a good dad joke, though.

        And a good band name.

        Idk about that.

        My coffee was lukewarm enough so that I could taste its flavor, as I whittled away at whatever it was—

        The story was almost so beautifully being told in allegories and parables that it seemed a shame I may never be rich enough to buy fame, as it seemed that was the only way to become a star these days— and yet—it was more the wealth than the fame I wanted, I had realized, at all—the polished class of the Manhattanites drawing me out of Brooklyn and into some debauchery which was my own Grandiose thought form, that I could actually become, at the ripe old age of 31, some kind of superstar.

        ‘Why would I even want that, anyway?'

        I thought, interrupted painfully by who I'm sure was the same motorist, who seemed to do nothing but circle the block all day, and all night, doing nothing — and I wondered why he himself had decided not to do grub hub in a richer neighborhood, where money would more than likely come more easily.

        But really—

        I drifted off to a time where I wanted to ride a motorcycle myself, and the curiosity forced me to go online to check the price of what it might cost to have one.

        $5,000 for a decent bike, which would include a muffler as not to be so obnoxious and disturbing to others as these creatures had become to me— and I began doing the math on how long it would take to save $5,000 as if it would be possible to work some dead end job for any amount of time without spending money on anything else.

        It would take at least 5 months to earn enough for a motorcycle, which landed me directly back at

        “Not worth it”, and as horrible as it was, I did at the very least have a luxury apartment for at minimum the next 5 years, however, wanting still to move to Manhattan, Midtown specifically—or one of the quaint and quiet neighborhoods on the upper West Side. The neighborhood was going to hell, after some unworldly godless force had seemed to drop hundreds of thousands of rude and thoughtless third world workers onto the streets and buildings bordering the one I lived on, the neighborhood becoming more rough and less peaceful with trash and debris from the depression and congenital disease that was poverty, the collective unconsciousness of the masses colliding with my empathetic nature and oversensitivity to sound, especially awful sounds, such as the hundreds of motorcycles and hot rodded junk cars which only seeemed to move in a track around a four block radius, and had become a cancerous trigger of sorts, no authority figure seemed to much care about.

        I cared less and less each day to listen to music, since I wasn't making it the way I wanted to—and I had realized that the constant displeasure and unrest, the lack of peace had as much to do with the world outside as it did with the world within—and I began to see the disgusting obnoxious noise pollution outside my window as just an extension of man's abuse, ability to rape, torture, and kill, terrorize— the uncaring waging of war, control, and lack of true power; as no good and true man who wielded actual strengeth or true power in any way would continue to show such distructive action and carelessness for others around him— chaos, corruption, abuse, and misogyny was proving to be the downfall of all humankind, as patronaged by man, and, as I became doubtful of anyone's lack of understanding of this, especially as the immigrants themselves were often naturally pedophillic culturally and toxically abusive in nature, most migrants flocking from countries in which women's liberation or the protection of youth had not yet materialized into their understanding of conciousness and morality—the men were weak, unkind, and selfish—the women mere machines at their disposal—and however many there were, I could see that their children, the many of them, remained as the redeeming factor. Anyway, a political ploy for the ages of there ever was such a thing, the newest chapter in American greed and slavery, it only seemed like an extension of evil itself, and less of a coincidence with each growing day—each new person, another burden to the middle class taxpayer, another reason to inflate the cost of living—and all the more reason to continue to terrorize the American people into its own division, hatred, demise, and consumption.

        e.

        My faith, however, was unwavering—God was real, but these abusive and toxic creatures were pushing it further away with violent arrogance, and the inability to understand that God itself was the nature they continued to destroy.

        Robin Bennett

        Fine.

        “My name's

        —ahem—

        “Ron Sennet, and I ain't In it.”

        —did the say “don't” write a book about me?

        It's Not about him…

        Or something cute he used to say like that, I couldn't remember, but he had a bunch of cute little idioms that matched his name, and to the day, I still missed him — it was 11:15 PM exactly as I hung up the phone, after an unsuccessful attempt to reach 911, after realizing that the threat outside was maddening enough to be impossible to only be in my head, and after weeks of the excruciating noise, I finally called NYPD dispatch, much to my disdain, and of course magically, the noise seemed to disappear, but these abusive and toxic creatures were pushing it further away with violent arrogance, and the inability to understand that God itself was the nature they continued to destroy.

        Robin Bennett

        Fine.

        “My name's Jon Sennet, and I ain't In it.”

        Or something cute he used to say like that, I couldn't remember, but he had a bunch of cute little idioms that matched his name, and to the day, I still missed him — it was 11:15 PM exactly as I hung up the phone, after an unsuccessful attempt to reach 911, after realizing that the threat outside was maddening enough to be impossible to only be in my head, and after weeks of the excruciating noise, I finally called NYPD dispatch, much to my disdain, and of course magically, the noise seemed to disappear as soon as I had made the call, which infuriated me. It seemed as though the game in entirety to make me look or feel crazy, though I knew I wasn't—well, I was, but not without purpose or reason.

        I had been theorizing in energy exchange quite decisively making a mark for my alter, at which I asked to be designated the wisdom and truth of the light within the eye, desire, however never in mind, although I had been summoned in part due to the fact that wenwere somehow alike—I was in some ways besides and out of sorts with my set, sinking my teeth into the forced obsession as I unraveled any possibilities and plotline.



        Episode 01. Pilot

        An opportunity presents itself seemingly at random— the protagonist's hand is forced into a life changing ultimatum, putting his reuputation and family in danger.

        Already involved in an illegal gambling ring which operates out of a secret historical prohibition era speakeasy and some “light” drug mulling within its walls, however often extending even as dangerously close to his workplace, Patrick is propositioned to become an investor in the high end escort service, with which he hired and contracted his lover, Kandi, a “rescue” whom he supports in her exchange for exclusivity, to remain as her only client, however, although he begrudgingly declines, wishing not to be involved in anything much more than what he has already kept under the radar, he is intimidated and threatened by blackmail, his high profile becoming at stake—he then obliges to embark upon this new endeavor, the expansion of this establishment to include a warehouse, which houses a large scale brothel, and, able to use his social status to procure wealthy clientele, quickly becomes a power player within a ring of coveted elites, setting fire to his already inflated ego, and colliding with his intense and highly functional polyaddiction, which he has maintained since his youth, using his entertainment persona as an outlet, becoming a medium of excess, fame, and rampant wealth.

        Patrick is beloved by his peers, and is humbled often by his devoted fans and friends—proactively worshipped as a comic genius, a prodigy, and a revered successor to legendary frontmen—

        Okay, this is weird, because I started writing this before I even understood what I was writing at all…

        —specifically, the sixth successor, to his coveted role.

        I had written for Esha to be the seventh successor, as with the symbolism deeply and quite literally woven into the sometimes brutal framework of the series, which I had shorthanded to ‘TVP'…the world around me trailed off as my eyes blurred as they had been lately, and I wondered if I might be having some kind of stroke or something, as I was certainly some sort of out of body—the day had been strange, and I had given up on a run or a gym for the day, the motorcycles alone ravaging my energy, and whether I worked out or not, they were everpresent anyway. They were some sort of toxic, abusive force I just had to put up with, hoping it didn't upset my psychology so much that it ended me, though I had become quite odd as of recently, rambling more than usual and actually praying out loud, as my silent ones just didn't seem to be working—they were probably white supremacists, or in some way connected to some political terror group, but it didn't seem to matter. Someone liked torturing me, and it was becoming apparent that no matter much time I spent at the gym, this torture was going to persist. After a month long gym streak, at least going once a day to lift something, I rested, or rather, tried to rest, kind of— but my mind had been swirling with thoughts of a man I was certain by now I had made up—and writing the story of a man I was absolutely certain came from my mind, but in a way that it almost made no sense at all—as the more I looked into the world that I had already written about, the more I realized was accurate without first having known these things, and however cursed I might have been to even know such things, I decided to call it some sort of blessing instead.

        ‘God, I used to get so fucking high for days, and when I would come down, just crying and crying, eating Totinos or DiJorno and a bag of Bugles, I would watch Saturday Night Live for fucking hours, and I hated [Redacted]. I hated him.'

        Now I still hated [Redacted], but in a different way, and though really it was myself that was more like Patrick, he at the very least, for whatever reason, used to have his face—now, he was just Patrick, and [Redacted] was just [Redacted], and i knew entirely too much about it all, and about myself to be comfortable with it, but nothing was comfortable at all. I had written entire atrocities, novels, and all that was some conglomerate of nonsense which was the festival project, besides how insanely and innately prodigal it all was sometimes, my own words confusing me with a bizzare and asenine dysfunction, awe, actually, often as if someone else had written them, and although I was always at least sort of semi-concious while writing, the spells and cadences I would fall under were some sort of trance, and as I watched the Nirvana rehearsal from Saturday Night Live in 1992, long before [Redacted] or any of the rest of the —

        Was it Keystone?

        It was, the Keystone cast of SNL, but the first word my mind had jumped to was Hallmark, which—after referencing Google quickly for a fact check, also stood true.

        I was willing to admit, even now, though I had long lost interest in Saturday Nighy Live, or anything at all having to do with current events, that the [Redacted] era—or rather even, the Tina Fey era, a true role model, perhaps, and someone I favored over all of the performers I admired, or allowed myself to admire— the Golden Years of Saturday Night were the only years, for me that even mattered— trying to make sense of anything couldn't be done, but I at least had this new project birthed from it to think about.

        It would be hard to sit down at a taping of The View and not think about all I had written at all, and it would be impossible not to unfold the characters which had presented themselves, though slowly but surely, through the most vivid visions and insanely lucid dreams, as The TV People began to

        What if someone steals this out of my documents?

        That would be unwise…the best scenes are somewhere scribbled in my notebooks and random scraps of paper somewhere in my room…this series is almost nothing without those scenes—the elements with which the most painful scenes I had ever written, became word form.

        ‘I don't know why, but I feel so incredibly high,

        So incredibly high right now…'

        They could have been words to a song, but I did feel high as a kite for whatever reason, without the actual kite metaphor quite literally dagling over my head, for once, or at least, it had been a few weeks, not a prominent as is was before. I sat soaking in the tub teetering on the possibility that I should actually even watch The Tonight Show, or whatever it was, to set my mind at ease, a betrayal of my own code—as one does not literally feed its obsessions into insanity on purpose. ‘Perhaps, though', I thought, ‘I could get rid of this.' — A cancerous abscess in the tradegy that had become my own sex fueled, rage driven, racing mind—and rather admittedly, it was almost too late, for anything of the sort, as I hadn't any other place to keep the growing world of The Television People any quieter, than within the monstrous algorithm which was Google documents cloud, where it seemed nothing was safe, and anything could be fabricated into reality after being stolen, by someone rich enough to make it happen, however, never being any better than my own disaster of a creation.

        And it was, a disaster.

        He was a comic genius, a professional, and spectacular performer— in actuality, I knew nothing if not anything at all about him, and the more I collected, the more interesting I found myself, actually, bemused that I seem to have found some sort of twin, another synchronizatic nightmare—if only that I made it to be so, unbelieving yet that I was in some kind of fairytale, though it had become some sort of fantastical and adventurous thing, this what I now refer to as ‘the allegories,'.

        I must have been something parasitic to the industry, with the tendency to latch on and ride out whatever had become a faciniation, but it wasn't, in its sense of origin, like anything before— it was something new, in the ways that it was, and something old at the same time—though needing to fall drastically from The Tower without actually doing so, putting a stop to my unlimited creation became a pertinent priority, as even exercising, meditating, and chronic masturbation tended to exacerbate it, as if I was missing a step in transmutation of this foreign substance— an energy which seemed familiar, but also wasn't.

        I was receiving downloads several hours at a time, and drifting off into spells and trances of inspiration so heavily that it seemed counterintuitive to call it off, fearing I might lose the intensity of the plot and its characters, and they were that: just characters.

        It had taken days to erase Patrick's face into a blank state to restore him from that of his namesake, but now everything was a blur, the allure of scrapping it all to return to making music was upon some sort of dawning, but not yet arrived. I allowed whatever came to mind to flow freely from my fingertips, even if it felt bizzare—and even if it felt bizarre, it never felt wrong at all.

        ‘Unfortunate, that.' , I thought crossing one leg over another to complete my chapter before draining the tub.

        I promised myself long ago to always pray for my own son, before worrying about another celebrity, whose fame and fortune protected them more than I ever seemed to protect myself or my own—nonsense, but a strong sense of remorse, as I had been painted as wicked, in a sense, just for being kept poor, separated from my son, and left in a world without love at all; My project, a keepsake of the hard work I had done; but had not yet been paid for—and the fear was in the understanding that that money might not ever come, that I would never be a mother, a muse, or anything or anyone else I actually wanted. I thought briefly again about just getting a dog—but I only had 45 dollars, aside from the unmarked Jimmy Fallons, I had placed atop an alter on my kitchen counter, wondering how to multiply them into something I wanted—and that had been the start of the game or the project at all— saving my last dollars and spending them at once, with the hopes and wishes that they would become somehow much larger quantities, returned as good karma for the love I had given, but that had not yet come back, in one form or another.

        ‘He seems miserable, the poor bloak.' , I thought—and with all that I had known to have come with fame and fortune along with the luck, he probably somewhere, somehow was—but my concern was my son, turning the mere dollars somehow from one's into bundles of hundreds, thousands, and maybe even one day a whole million or more.

        That was the push behind the project at all—breaking the cycle of the poor black single mother, the story that had been told over and over-/ with stories that had not; the stories that had become

        [The Festival Project™]#

        Sai

        Psy.

        See you in seven years, then.

        You're so silly—

        I'm not going to live seven more years.

        We'll see about that.

        You will see.

        I'll be dead.

        So I'll be dead.

        So it is.

        A summer hiatus,

        Vacations in Prague, yes

        Let's pray for the rest of us

        A sign of the times and a coming of ages

        Who made you famous again

        As the rest of us

        I don't like it

        As much as I'd like to

        Keep writing

        Keep finding the reason to die

        and you're blinded by kindnesses

        And I ams

        I woke up in the 9th dimension,

        As an infinite friend

        Familiar with my kitchen

        JOHN SLATTERY

        An interesting thing happened this morning.

        What's that, John?

        I woke up as John Slattery

        Just remember what love holds

        The death of a salesman, rechargeable batteries

        This walk could take forever in designer jeans

        Another day in slave hell

        The controllers controlling

        And Satan is Sataning

        Seems like a time to go clubbing

        It's a simple kind of depression

        Resting on your head when

        All you simply wished is the taste of flesh

        The freedom of skin

        And the lather of love—

        Or blood spatter on the pavement

        Aim for the head

        If the door's fixed, then we'll break it again

        Look what greed does

        I hate lazy days in Manhattan

        Cause I've never had one

        What happened on the way to the forum

        I was starstruck;

        Five finger death punch

        Right in the heart

        I wish I was punctual

        Right on time for lunch

        Don't you want to talk to someone more pungent?

        Don't you got models to robot?

        Don't you know I never want to hurt you

        But you know, I'm going to hurt you.

        You know I'm going to hurt you

        Now, the review:

        Sooner or later, I fall over your world

        Good dudes in drags

        Good food for thought

        I'm a dog

        With the wrong parts

        You should take Kanye to the mall

        With a migrants lanyard

        (The migrants are anarchists!

        Good one, God)

        This one goes to. | this one first, from—

        Which one are you ?

        I guess we are one in the same

        It's a famous radio tower

        Live up to your name

        Go sell your flower for flour

        As I stand at the jumping point

        Eye on Manhattan,

        The wind beneath my wings

        Distracting myself from the mansion I haven't

        The mason jars I ought to buy for bargain

        The brain and brain cereal I left at the market

        I used to love Brandy

        Now I just wish I was something, awesome

        Now I just wish I was something, awesome

        Now I just wish I was something, awesome

        “The Album I Wrote On My Way To The Rock To Return Amazon Purchases No Longer Wanted”

        That's a really long album title.

        I didn't imagine I'd write this much

        Just trying not to imagine this man in his under pants,

        Or what have you

        (I'm just a fan)

        I'm just a dad hunched over in the bathroom

        Must have been the magic of my backhand, backfired

        Must have come untied and undone, under the rainbow

        Must be on my way to Manhattan

        For some blacklist event.

        Where I'm from

        The A List

        Is a face

        No name needed

        “Oh, I know who you are”

        If I purchased a car today

        I might get done paying it off

        By my 81st birthday.

        Shady.

        If I had a penny for every mistake I made,

        I would probably be Nameless.

        If there was a namesake to lay me into my grave, it would make sense;

        Yes, let's move the train for a moment

        With the doors still open.

        — I'd like to watch what happens.

        So what happens when the sun comes up

        On the only body you've ever known

        And no one wants it

        What happens with a dude named Starr

        Punches you over and over again

        And then no one loves you

        (That's starstruck, your honor)

        What happens when granted a pardon for passions

        And everything happens after is magic

        What happens when all you want is to go manic

        To finish the album

        And just feel good again

        What happens when the algorithm has Al Gore in it?

        What happens when the rhythm in blues is just the attraction of random black men and their concubine counterparts?

        Huh, what happens!

        What happens, Kanye?

        What happens, The God?

        What happens when all that you want is a disgusting assumption of…

        No on can trust you

        And nobody loves you

        Since it was simply a tryst

        Put this at a distance.

        Where did my energy disappear to!

        Where in the fear is my other earring?

        Fuck.

        Be somewhere, anywhere else but your office, for the moment.

        Be anyone but a mother,

        Anywhere but your apartment—

        It hurts, the construction.

        Someone doesn't something

        Nobody knows nothing about me,

        But what I put in this casket

        (This podcast)

        Oh hey,

        I got fuck muscles from fuckin myself now!

        I feel like I'm gonna die if I don't have sex!

        For real!

        Heal, Oh great dragon,

        HEAL, BITCH.

        Word.

        woof for the world

        Will for the wolf;

        Rain on the roof.

        Cobain don't have a God

        (Or a Gun, if you wanted that one)

        “Pull me up, God,

        I'm done under here”

        He called in

        I followed the fosters to farrow

        And got better

        I got better and bitter much quicker and

        Never in bed had I been as flexible

        As to kiss his chest

        As I kicked my own neck

        With my left foot.

        What the fucking fairyshit is that?

        There, I fixed it.

        Fixed what.

        I don't know what. But I fixed it.

        I know, huh!

        So be 110 and flexible

        Powerlift tectonic plates

        Do Pilates

        And make waffles!?

        Alright, I can do that

        But only as Jennifer Aniston

        I'd like to take back that Fallon I bought at the black market

        He's broken.

        I like his band tho—

        The one on the left hand,

        Over the damaged one.

        Are you on to that?

        Says the sayer,

        Son of Sam

        So Sai the sage

        Sets the stage

        Is that the plan?

        Never fall for a man,

        Even over an alter

        And tied by the hands.

        All I see in my initials initially is B Minor

        16 might be minors, guys

        But she's creaming to find you

        At the front lines

        Life of a superstar DJ

        At the cross roads

        Or the turnstiles

        How do you turn bile into

        Beguiling

        Without rifling a few feathers

        Or looking into the eye of the rifle

        And dying first

        Don't you let that tear fall from you onto the M Train.

        I'm just training for fame

        And hating you every day

        Since we made it

        Love

        Get out of my way, Satan

        I'm staying

        I'm saying your name sake insanely

        Please break me

        Like a chicken leg

        Or just shake me from this existence

        Since I don't seem fit for it

        Anymore than I fit that

        Givchechy dress you gave that blonde, right?

        Am I dying! Or just dying inside

        Fuck coughs

        If you want him enough to—Use black magic

        To do that to me,

        wait till it falls back on you,

        You gross hag

        If God hates fags as much as he hates blacks

        We should fly flags over the haggis I made Alice

        When she's back from her adventures in wonderland

        No wonder you're a Monro

        Crossed over from O'Fallons

        It's an old warfare with two clans

        From the old countries

        With no borders

        Or border collies

        Laboradores

        And labirites, likely

        As Aphrodite is to smite me

        So here comes DJ Francis

        With his new black girlfriend

        Just kidding

        We all know in his world

        It's cold and broken

        With nothing but blue eyes

        And big wild to look over you

        Bro, standing up is not going to make this train go anywhere. I almost promise you.

        Turns out there's no such thing as a quick trip to The Rock.

        Turns out you'll sit stuck in your own sick

        God as my witness

        For screenshotting those ass pictures

        —that's somebody's kids, dick.

        tick tok has no limits.

        VO

        Of course,

        The day and time I should have to go to Rockerfeller Plaza quickly, quietly and unseen, the train is magically destined not to move.

        I've been sitting here at least a half hour, with no end in sight—

        [The doors close and the train begins moving.]

        Hahaha!

        Fucking hilarious, God.

        I've been avoiding The Rock like the plague—

        Not that I think anything would happen at all upon arrival— who am I, anyway?

        Nobody important.

        There she goes.

        Still, I've written enough about it, and the people inside and around it,

        That the place makes me nervous.

        More nervous than ever, that is, actually—

        I always felt weird in the place.

        [flashbacks]

        When I first got to New York,

        I would end up there on accident.

        Completely by accident.

        Lost.

        Faulty navigation.

        Hackers:

        Whatever.

        I always just—

        By complete fucking accident

        Ended up at Rockerfeller Plaza

        The city slips over us, as the train sinks back underground —

        I'm facing the city now,

        As not to be reminded of my abuser's toxic words and toxic hands,

        By dirty white Nikes and Jansport backpacks

        Still, etched into the subway walls

        Are two stars, which remind me to repeat the mantra:

        Starr Michael Roberts is a pedophile wifebeater

        Less of a mantra than the truest words ever spoken,

        But that's all the shape of a five point star means to me now or will ever mean to me

        And to think,

        The American flag has 50 of the

        50 wife beating pedophile men

        On a red white and blue flag

        That waves just to remind me

        I was born a fat ugly black woman

        To be a slave

        And there's no one to save us

        I want to senselessly beat the man in the dirty white Nikes and Jansport backpack

        Just like I was beaten senselessly by the man called Starr,

        The devil in disguise as my first love

        Still trying to chase my soul from its dream

        Back into his nightmarish under realms of unhygienic hatred, vomit stained rugs

        And piss stained couches,

        Phlegm on the walls and

        Nothing on but Diablo

        And old episodes of The Sopranos.

        —but I still love The Sopranos;

        And I still love my one and only

        Good thing that ever happened

        From an awful marriage

        That buried me

        wonder what's on this side of the train to write

        Maybe nothing

        Nothing I like, anyway

        Some guy that just thinks i'm some ugly black bitch

        Of course

        All the white rich dudes

        Are horrible

        I miss the poor surfers

        Blowing blunts and wishing they was with blondes,

        With me tucked under their arms

        I need a tummy tuck to find love

        Goddamn,

        I'm miserable just sitting here

        At least I get a glance at her

        The tattooed God

        With the pink hair

        Where's Wanda

        Sai the Saige

        Don't say ahit

        Unless its music

        Sai the Saige says

        Turn the page

        For more sermons

        Sai the Saige sings her words carefully

        Writes forwards for whole books in four words

        Four worlds down,

        Now four more.

        That's a world tour.

        Lil biiiiiiitzzz

        Bro, I might never have sex again.

        There's a new STD on the loose

        And patient zero is a white man from New York in his 30's

        FUCKING GROSS.

        Where's wanda

        Where's Waldo

        Ah FUCK

        I got your wallet

        WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.

        SOMETHING

        which one are you?!

        Nothing, nobody.

        Sunni?!

        I'm not Sonny, you're Sonny.

        I'm not—

        Don't say it

        Whatever

        Where is it?

        Where's what?

        The rock

        You're on the rock!

        I that's not —

        Stop it

        what I meant!

        Which one are you—

        Who are you

        8mm

        I'm the cosmic—

        Whatever the fuck.

        Gimmie the rock

        Get off of me

        I think too much

        I think I have a disease

        I think too much

        But I don't think much of me

        It's just as much as I want

        A three musketeers bar,

        That's far fetched

        For a vegan

        With 12 dollars in the budget

        For the rest of the month

        Goddamn.

        One down

        20 to go

        Call someone

        To take your husband

        Home

        I'm drunk

        I'm stuck in this thought

        At the bottom of the rock

        Damn. 8 always/ eight ways to get lost here

        Not today though, I hope

        Follow the smell of coffee

        — the open doors

        This the stairs—

        — up a couple stories.

        Muscle memory, I—

        Wait.

        Are there stairs to the top of the rock?

        I would walk them.

        Shazam, what's this lame ass fucking song?

        Ugh, at least I have muscle memory.

        OUCH.

        COME ON.

        OUCH.

        Come with me.

        Ugh. I have so fucking much to do.

        *I have so much fucking to do.

        Okay, now what do I do?

        Just jump!

        That seems like a bad idea.

        It's the only idea you've got.

        That's not even my idea!

        —but it's the only idea you've got!

        OKAY, I've got an idea!

        What's it?

        Wtf, I've never even seen this many people here.

        What is this, a field trip?

        GODDAMIT

        JUST JMP.

        i can't, I'm scared!

        Okay. Then I'll push you.

        No don't

        *push*

        helicopter: fluh - fluh- fluh- flh

        THERE HE IS—

        WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

        AGHHHHHHHH.

        GIANT BIRD OF PREHy-

        SNATCH.

        GODDAMN

        Turn SIM down

        Okay, how much.

        Just a little

        How's that

        That's better.

        Okay.

        Look, I am not interested in you.

        I get that, Jimmy Fallon.

        I am just doing my job, okay.

        I get it, Jim.

        Okay?! Do you understand.

        I understand.

        Okay?

        Okay.

        Okay.

        So what is your job, exactly?

        I keep my mouth shut,

        Hands fisted misdirected,

        But staying on track

        Thank god they put this shit here

        Hands in my pocket equals words undocumented

        I can't help but to admit

        I almost wasn't even writing before this

        Now fast forward

        Every time I'm under this, it feels like I'm already in my own show or something

        Of course,

        I used to love a good revolving door

        Shit

        I used to love at all

        Man! I hate the rock!

        Why.

        Cause fuck Jimmy Fallon, that's why!

        why?!

        CAUSE.

        Look, the you from the other dimension should be coming around that corner any minute.

        Okay, for what.

        To use the restroom.

        Make sure she

        They:

        What.

        Me is a “they”

        Whatever.

        I love the rush of death telling me to jump as the oncoming train approaches from behind me

        I could be blinded by the light.

        Look, 6'3

        God knows what I need

        And that makes history

        Make sure when you —

        when she —-

        —goes into the bathroom, find Fallon and give him the—

        I know what to do.

        Alright,

        YO.

        NO. LEAVE ME ALONE.

        I'm married with a family!

        I don't find you attractive! At all!

        I know that, asshole!

        I only want you for your fame and money!

        Wait, really?

        No, you handsome basta'd!

        Goddammit…

        Goddammit! Sunni!?

        I knew that was you!

        It is me—but the other me is somewhere, so take this—quickly back to the 4th dimension—-

        This is the fourth dimension!

        Wait, it is?!

        YES. What dimension did you think it was

        The 8th!

        The 8th?! THAT EXISTS?!

        yeah!!! Where the fuck are you from?!

        The third, I thought!

        Thank god, here's this fucking train.

        Well, fuck off, then! I gotta go find the 8th dimensional Jimmy Fallon!

        What! For what?!

        That's priveleged information

        Ascended extraterrestrials only, broh!

        Woah, woah, woah, don't “bro” me.

        I said “broh”

        What?! That's what I said—

        No, you said—

        Whatever. “Broh”,—

        —now you said it—

        —I'm coming with you—

        Don't be homo.

        —but, you're a woman, I thought.

        That's what's you think.

        That's what the tabloids said…

        You wanna know what the tabloids said about you?

        In which dimension?

        Right?! Now shut up. Come on.

        [they move quickly towards the—

        Towards the where?

        I don't know. I've only ever been at the bottom of the rock:

        I don't get it. If the antenna is on the top,

        Then why did my vibe go.

        GLUH.

        Sorry:

        No , that's a lot; what is that:

        —you really think I'm handsome?

        I think you're an asshole.

        I hate writing at the rock

        (Launching to onesel.)

        Wtf was that supposed to be

        (Laughing to one's self)

        Or

        (Lunching to one's self?)

        Or

        (Launching to—

        Fuck it, I don't know.

        You look ridiculous.

        At least i can just write it off to

        “Mental Health Problems”

        MEANWHILE

        Check it out. The devil is following me.

        What.

        Wanna see.

        What the FUCK is that?

        He wants my soul.

        WOAH.

        Yeah, cool, right.

        No!

        Yeah it is…

        What the hell happened

        I sucked him off once:

        You what.

        Calm down. I didn't know it was the devil.

        Holy!

        It's was un Unholy

        See.

        Damn Satan

        Youuuuuuu are fucking gross.

        Yeah.

        Nice tattoos though.

        I thought you'd like this.

        I do. Who's your body?

        Some drunk.

        The alcoholics are so easy.

        What about my soul.

        What about your soul, dude?

        Why doesn't he want my soul?

        He already has your soul.

        What?! I never sold my sold my soul.

        That's what you think.

        Oh, I get it

        Comcast owns Jimmy Fallon.

        Actually, Nancy Drew does, or whatever.

        What's her name

        Nancy!

        HUH- what!!

        DREW BARRYMORE.

        GET IN HERE!!!!

        woah. Okay. I gotta get back to the 90's.

        Why!

        I left my

        DREW BARRYMORE

        GODDAMIT.

        Sorry,

        JUST GET OUT.

        She is cute, though.

        She's so fucking cute.

        Hey,

        What.

        Put me on your hit list,

        For what.

        Cause.

        No way, dude.

        So it's this Nancy Drew Character

        Uh huh.

        Then Comcast

        Correct.

        Then NBC/Universal.

        uh-huh

        Then Lorne Michaels—

        Wait

        Correct.

        Fuck man. So you mean the portion of Jimmy Fallon I won in that game of 8 dimensional poker is pretty much nothin.

        It's pretty much—

        Worthless.

        Not worthless.

        What are you saying—

        I'm saying—

        I'm not a real woman

        I just saw a real woman

        With a long skirt

        And a body worthy of love

        Beautiful hair

        And face like porcelain

        Nothing upon the sleeves strewn in ink

        Petite

        I could never be a real woman

        Actually, you know what.

        I could have worn anything

        But I'm not showing up for anything at Rockerfeller Plaza dressed like my inner cumslut

        YOUR “INNER” CUMSLUT

        THAT WSS AWESOME

        I know, God.

        *belches juicy semen, slurps*

        You're—a fucking awful person, though, just awful.

        I know.

        Just—disgusting.

        Yeah, but—

        —that was the best blowjob I ever had

        Yep. *burps—slurps* ufgh.

        —and you swallowed all of it. I don't know how!

        Both: That's was so much!

        Haha yeah:

        Jinx! You owe me a blowjob.

        Okay!

        You're fucking gross.

        Yeah.

        Oh wow.

        That went deep.

        I mean, not really “deep” it went aural.

        *oral*

        I swear to god if you publish this

        POSTED

        DAMN. that dude is good looking.

        Why is he dating someone that looks like a mouseS

        Maybe he's into mouce face

        I guess.

        I'm into mouse face.

        [deadmau5]

        Be nice.

        Hey!

        What: what do you want

        That guys an asshole!

        Duh!

        Okay. I love white people

        But they're weird sometimes

        I was lookin at this dude on the train

        Like real hard,

        And I swear to God, I couldn't tell if that was his girl

        Or his twin sister

        I was like

        What I the fuck am I lookin at

        Idk but I like it

        It's almost refreshing to see sliders that aren't made of plastic or whatever awful material

        OH. CONAN O BRIEN

        YEAH.

        But mad young.

        That's—

        LUCIFER!

        Hahahaha what

        GET BACK HERE.

        DAMN.

        That's one good looking kid.

        Dammit dammit dammit

        A bunch of handsome white dudes I want nothing to do with

        It's true

        I do like the fame

        The power

        The respect

        The money, I could give or take

        Or make my own

        Just so you'll date me

        The power, I like

        The respect and the fame

        So your name came and went with the hour

        And the sunset

        I might take walk in the rain

        Because my body is ugly

        And I just want to be loved

        A husband

        Two dogs

        And pushing a stroller

        Of course, there's the part that just wants to have fun

        Get fucked up

        Love someone I trust enough

        To rub against

        Without a rubber

        Against the grain

        Our heads together

        He grabs the back of my neck

        And I just can't handle it

        Fuck. I love mad men— and I love men when they're mad

        Especially Fallon

        That's somebody's dad in the bathtub, yeah mate

        Somebody back at the opera

        Probably phantoms

        There you go

        You've got you a girl

        So grab her hand

        And hold onto her

        Don't let her know

        If you love or fuck someone else

        Just for the fun of it

        Don't break her head and her heart at the same time

        She might not come back from it

        Like I never did

        I never came back

        I was punched in the face maybe 5

        Or like 6 times

        Before I got up, became Skrillex, went for a a run with the dogs

        And then did it again

        Never was god, though

        I got a lot of problems

        I love the waterfront

        But no one loves me

        I'm left in the lobby a lot

        Like Miley, in that one song

        I guess I'm destiny

        Or perhaps I'm your density

        Once upon a time, I walked here

        Once a upon a time, I worked here,

        Shout out to number six.

        This one is sung for you

        This verse undoes the hex.

        Remind me to get your mom hallmark card, someone uttered

        I fucking love her

        Remember to stop at the shopping carts before your long walk home

        Almost hoping you're soaked in the strange acid rain

        So hard

        You forget what your name is

        I spent a whole plot of a film

        Just trying to be famous

        Luckily,

        I think The Tonight Show stops taping in the summer,

        So with any luck,

        The real Jimmy Fallon is somewhere in Greece or some shit

        Rich assholes and their summer vacations—

        I'm guessing,

        But still unwavering in the back of my mind somewhere

        That no matter what,

        Whenever I'm at 30 Rock, I'm being watched.

        The entire cast of 30 rock is watching the legends saga in 3D, along with some of the keynote cast of Saturday night live—

        Don't be selfish

        I'm not. I don't know what else I used to watched that's owned by this media conglomerate

        ahem.

        SLASH/Universal.

        Oh, so we are doing this back to the future revamp

        depends, are you gonna keep being fat,

        Or be spry, like Marty McFly

        And just for the fuck of it,

        You're the new Hanson in the new 21 Jumpstreet Movie

        SUNNI BLU

        Aight,

        SUPA

        Dammit.

        TINA FEY

        Do you smell donuts.

        LIZ LEMON

        no, it's cookies

        Follow the smell of the cookies.

        I get it.

        I got it.

        Try to remain unseen!

        LOOK AT ME. I'M AT THE BASE OF A GIANT PE—

        COCK.

        LUTZ

        When's the action?!

        Notes:

        Chocolate man makes everything chocolate

        Okay. That's stupid.

        Chocolate!

        Chocolate!

        Uhhh—-

        TINA FEY

        What are you doing here?!?

        JIMMY FALLON

        I work here…what are you doing here?

        TINA FEY

        I have tenure

        JIMMY FALLON.

        *purses lips*

        [tina tries to hide the entire cast Reunion of late 90s/early 2000's SNL cast members behind her

        TINA FEY

        (Nervously)

        tah—uh;

        I thought you were on vacation.

        JIMMY FALLON *squinting under dark sunglasses*

        I redacted it.

        What does that mean?

        MAYA RUDOLPH

        (Munching popcorn, wearing overalls)

        I know what it means.

        Mm.

        What does that mean?

        I read the comics.

        CUT TO:

        I have something to tell you.

        Okay, what.

        It can't be over the phone.

        Okay.

        -31

        Where the firefighters is?

        I got some propolis cough syrup for the stalkers

        Where is it!

        Where is what?

        You know what.

        What?

        From the fountain.

        It wasn't me! I don't have it.

        . .

        . .



        Now my days are shattered

        My heart is scattered

        Around down,

        Fowl feathers of the night owl

        Dancing in my head

        In given nightgowns

        Right now

        Put the candle out

        Put the light on

        Every night,

        I'm gone

        Wandering around

        In the eye of the camera,

        My orb

        Falcon turned to black panther

        I prance around in a dance robe

        Like a disaster

        Put it out there,

        Just so I can't go back

        Pass the cake

        Pass the butter

        Pass the late night hatred

        Pass away the day praying

        For the faithless

        And their fake friends, but

        I digress

        Once the cameras are rolling

        A job's to be done

        For the funny men of us

        Are undercover

        Dressing up the dead

        And most disgusting sinister

        The winded wonder bread apostles

        I am a robot god

        I am born again in acid rain

        Something changed me

        Here's to the late night

        I hope he hates me

        —I hope I'm right, at least

        I hate being right—

        But I'm always right.

        Right hand over my bathroom counter

        Stacked up attacks on the Muslims

        But I love em

        Or I want to

        Hot tub

        The doctor

        Don't worry, loser

        Viewerships down to two downloads

        According to the numbers

        My demographic is faggots and players of forenig

        I have a habit for magic

        Addiction to alphas,

        You know?

        I'm a God

        I'm a robot

        I was washed in the acid rain

        —-

        Take the back of my neck like an animal

        Yes sir

        Put my hair in your hands

        Pull me back,

        Like an animal

        Up the ante

        Up in the air is my ass

        In a past life

        I had to have you

        Now I stand I higher grounds

        I'm higher now

        Coming up next

        A deeper addiction

        Coming up next

        A deeper dicking

        John Wiccan

        Coming up next

        Change the channel, coming over

        Move em up

        The winners circle

        Then move over.

        I lit a candle for another lover

        A real one ,

        With a body and mind

        The tide of my soul wants to know you

        Behold, way below deck

        Deep dick

        Imm in deep shit now

        Way below the belt

        Blow all my hole on the dope fiend

        Do you want to know me

        A piñata full of chocolate

        Ive got a new list

        And you're not on it

        Aagain with this

        Again with the

        What's in my head

        It's a letter said

        Never forget this

        Forget this

        Forget this

        Tell me how to be like this

        To get a man like that

        To get a real deep dick

        That's way below deck

        I should settle for less

        Just to get my head better

        Some medical man

        Or some meth

        Just to finish this project

        I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets,

        The proctor

        The trophy,

        Two daughters

        And another one

        Here's goes the show

        I'm way too old for this

        I just need one good Fred Again

        Who knows how to hide he's a man

        But conspired

        Admirers,

        You know what it is?

        A deep dick, man

        Way, below deck

        Way below the belt

        Get ahold of him

        Ring the phone again

        I been calling on Collin

        Coleen is more polished

        It's brother sister sameness,

        Same mess for the colonizer

        White on white is

        Right on right

        I'm just behind you

        Way under the bridge

        Belt around my head to make it better



        I'll see you in heaven

        Out of Manhattan

        Where trash is the precipice

        Never better

        Bodies in perfection

        Where it went

        And where it goes again

        I'll see you then

        So apparently—

        Shh

        Wrong document

        great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently—

        [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON]

        What. For WHAT?!

        Idk, what did you do to this bitch?

        What did I say?!

        What did you do?!

        JENNIFER ANNISTON

        I'm not finished with you, yet!

        WHAT?

        I don't know.

        Apparently,

        Goddammit.

        Wait.

        What.

        So he's a genius, right?

        Yeah, I guess.

        Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way….

        Yeah!

        Yeah.

        Yeah.

        Oh yeah.

        Flashback:

        Like: the 90's, or whatever.

        …are you turning me down?

        Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo

        Before.

        Hello.

        hello:

        Yeah. We could have done it.

        Ew.

        But we didn't.

        Ew.

        I mean:

        Cut back to:

        Nobody turns me down! Not even me!

        Alright.

        There's something off about that dude.

        Maybe he's gay…

        Hm.

        He not gay.

        He very not gay.

        Hm.

        See, I knew it. He's a good guy!

        [REDACTED]

        He's a MONSTER!

        He's an ANIMAL.

        WOOOOOOOOOOF .

        Oh man, that guy is a

        WOOF. I'm a DOG.

        Skrillex?

        I'm a dog

        Heeeeeeeeeeee

        Baby

        Heeeeeeeeee

        Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches

        —a list celebrity.

        CUT BACK TO

        I'M SUPER HOT.

        Hmhm. I know.

        Listen.

        Okay, Jennifer Aniston.

        Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?!

        NO!

        Okay, good.

        God no.

        That's—

        Wait, why NOT?!

        —I need way more than a million dollars.

        I knew it! It's about the money.

        It's actually not about the money.

        Wait, no, it's not?

        No.

        …then what is it?

        Yo.

        Okay, so

        Everybody likes his genetics.

        And I mean like

        FUCK IT, I WANT HIM.

        This one. I want this one!

        Right here.

        ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM.

        Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but—

        What.

        I'm—

        JOHNNY CARSON

        LOOK AT ME.

        Ah, well, alright

        TAG, YOURE IT.

        DAMN, you're good.

        Okay, I'm stoned.

        Damn. I got a boner.

        Cool.

        JLO

        look at me .

        I see you.

        You do see me. You know why?

        …yes.

        I am a-list.

        I get that.

        That's priority level ho status.

        Uhhh—-

        Ben affleck.

        That's real?!

        Some other guy—

        This guy.

        Wait,

        But that Fallon motherfucker?!

        [Redacted]

        He turned me down!



        Hey, so, uh—

        No thanks.

        WHAT.

        *shrugs.

        *

        BITCH.

        Look, okay, I'm not touching this.

        Why NOT,

        His WIFE is CUTE.

        Dawwwe.

        Gangsta.

        Oh, no, you know what?!

        What?

        You're gonna write this—

        And you're gonna like it.

        Pass.

        PASS?!

        Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon.

        ATTACK.

        THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ.

        That is a nice midlife crisis.

        Yikes.

        Aaaaaahhh. Wow.

        What happened.

        I shifted Fallon.

        And then wa—

        I think I died.

        I'm dying. I'm dying.

        You're probably right.

        My right to write this

        Is your right to remain a public figure

        For this cyclical fan fiction

        I suck dicks for a living

        And inhale tlevision

        Schizophrenic sickness

        Illuminati, predictive

        Programmings

        I'm so spamming

        These hoes

        Hoping I slit writsts

        (Only my own though)



        So

        Most of the late night guys are

        Conviniently enough Irish

        In some way or another

        Probably because

        Predictive programming targets the demographic of

        Somewhat



        You know what?!

        Nevermind, I'm not writing this.

        I get it though.

        I think they're hiding something.

        Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian.

        Positive.

        Or like, adopted.

        No.

        Are you sure?

        I mean, for the the most part—

        They would never allow a—

        I mean—

        Just water it down host by host,

        Until the racists are too old

        To care who replaces him.

        Shiny.

        He is shiny.

        Yeah, um—

        Let's just face it;

        Either this dude

        Is the most perfect man ever

        Or he's secretly getting laid every week.

        What's so secret about

        None of these things.

        [redacted]

        Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you;

        But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock

        For my own sake

        This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights

        What the fuck!

        I need a break,

        What does that mean?



        The entertainment industry's been

        Using me for years

        At some point realizing

        My infinite creativity

        Comes from my

        Inability to have

        Actually

        Every really been

        Loved



        So.

        So.

        No love, then.

        Seems like it.

        What about these?

        Look. I like WHITE DUDES.

        WHIIIIIIITE.

        Not brown

        Not black

        Not slanted

        Not Asian, really?

        UGH.

        The only reason—

        —well, not the only reason—

        I even hated him in the first place is because he

        WAS so attractive

        He's breaking 4th wall! Again!

        Quit breaking character!

        I am.

        Stop it.

        Fuck you, Fallon.

        —that he just seemed like a douchebag.

        —is a douchbag!

        Always trust your gut.

        There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it.

        FUCKING FALLON!

        GODDAMMIT,

        Dude, let's just think back to a time before

        OOH. COLORS.

        THE COLORS.

        OH.

        FUCK.

        Yo dude.

        Fallon just kind of—

        Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he?

        Yeah..:

        Yeah.

        For like, no reason.

        No reason at all.

        Yeah. He was just

        Everywhere I went

        Everything I saw

        On everywhere I was

        GODDAMMIT,

        For like FIVE YEARS, bro.

        That's nuts.

        This is nuts.

        This is famous.

        W

        What.

        How did he get that famous?

        Let me in.

        No,

        LET ME IN.

        NO.

        LET ME OUT.

        Can't.

        LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU.

        Kill me. I don't care.

        What:

        I think I scared that man.

        He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been.

        I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was.

        Nobody at all.

        I looked him in the eye,

        Dead on

        And I told him

        “Just do it.”



        Now tell me again what's wrong with me.

        I—

        Right.

        Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera—

        And shut the fuck up.

        Cause if anybody's gonna kill me—

        It's gonna be me.

        N sync, it's gonna be me.

        GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW.

        Why not

        WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT

        No, we are not.

        Take it away, boys.

        So you wouldn't date—

        After Britney, bro?

        Awhs.

        [Tales of a Superstar DJ]



        Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really—

        Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to moral decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate and star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head.

        Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then.

        An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself…

        [INFINITE HOWLING LAUGHTER LEAS BY TINA FEY AND JIMMY FALLON'S COLLEGUES, FRIENDS, and FORMER CAST MATES]

        *literally crying of hysterical laugher*

        Have you seen this?

        What it it?

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        I'm way too tired for a remix;

        All i really want is some fries that are french

        And some thighs that are thick

        Like mine to sit on

        like five or six dicks

        Pick up up like chopped sticks

        Tina Fey

        Amy Peohler or however you spell it

        Maya Rudolph

        Ratchel Dratch

        Kristen Wiig

        Kristen Shaal

        Melissa Mccarthy - might be the only non-SNL member

        The Cosmic Avenger

        Damn. That dude lost his whole name.

        He lost everything.



        So Wait, that's Eight.

        Yep.

        Who are the other two?

        Gimmie the pop tart movie

        Fir what.

        To laugh. I want to laugh.

        YEE

        hehe

        I ANT

        Weird shirtless overall pictures—-



        wtf is THIS.

        MAYA

        Ok, check this out.

        God, this is hideous.

        I think we might be related.

        Alright guys, I found it!

        Yes!

        Finally!

        The problem is—

        When I got there

        *sniffs*

        FALLON.

        —Fallon had already been there.

        Ah,Christ.

        How does he do that?

        By the power of CHRIST, I compel you!!!

        Oh shit, he is good at this.

        Uh, I gotta get going.

        Look, I'm gonna need some time.

        Alright.

        Just tell me, you'll consider this.

        Ok—my son.

        And please—

        Your secret is safe with me.

        God.

        Hm.

        We need your help.

        I'm “the help”

        “Father Knows Best”

        You know you're going to Hell for this.

        I do come home sometimes.

        Great, she missed it.

        Oh shit.

        Yep.

        And you're gonna—

        I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want, with whoever the fuck I want.

        Why is there still deadmau5 in this—

        What's this.

        Pudding

        No, this is

        This is a really long episode of whatever it is, shutthefuck

        Uh oh.

        You know, we can't do this.

        There is absolutely nothing you cannot do.

        Absolutely nothing.

        Ok. You guys are all in here—

        —Somewhere.

        Yay!

        Yes!

        Elevatorsz!

        Except you.

        What.

        Stay out.

        WHAT.

        Actually, you know what?

        What?

        Move.

        He switched me seats.

        Uh…

        Okay—now get the fuck out.

        FUCK.

        Meanwhile:

        Bad news dude.

        Aww. What's up.

        Your dick still sucks.

        WHAT.

        Sorry, bros. I tried.

        So did I!

        It was bad. Maybe worse than before.

        HOWS THATS POSSIBLE.

        I dunno, but—damn.

        Damn!

        BEFORE:

        lil dicky got rich and famous—

        Now all the girls lie to him

        And tell him that his dick is awesome

        He has no idea at all

        Whether or not

        His dick still sucks

        WHAT IN THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THIS KID?

        I don't know. Let me see.

        *roundhouse kick to the face*

        [blank stare]

        Fuck, alright, well—

        Just put him in there with the other broken ones.

        “The other broken ones?”

        This—for some reason happens, sometimes.

        What? How often?

        Like, a lot?

        Opens door to roomful of lifeless bodies with blank canvas syndrome.



        So wait,

        Why isn

        They say all it takes is one song—

        What if the money you make is all wrong?

        Went from blonde to dark blonde

        Spent it all on repairing the Honda

        Hell naw



        Isn't it awful, what we all are,

        Or what have you—

        I just hope that this isn't at all

        What you meant by this

        It is, and it isn't

        It's just helpless

        Useless

        Combinations

        Concentrations, focus—

        Dance lessons

        Synchronized swimming

        It's just living,

        Infinite.

        Combinations

        Complications

        Hyper focus

        Dance lessons

        This is is not a dance class

        It's a fist fight!

        This is not a dancehall—

        It's a collesium

        Did you see em

        Did you see em

        This is not this morning,

        It's this evening—

        And I'm warning you to

        Leave me alone

        Leave me in the Tv then!

        That wasn't me, this was my clone.

        This is my office, not my home.

        Imm never home.

        1-800-⌨️

        NEVER ALONE

        Shout out to Amanda,

        I'm still aneorexic, somehow

        I was his punching bag,

        Now he just wants me back

        Shout out to Alaska

        I should book some shows out there

        How's my dad been

        How's the husband

        He's a has been.

        I HAS BEEEEEEEN!

        How long is this gonna take, you think?

        I think-

        I think—

        I think I just need

        TWO WEEEEEEEKS.

        I don't know why, but I needed that.

        Shout out to Amanda

        Now I can do algebra.

        Shout out to Alaska

        I should go back there

        Shout out to the past, man

        I should go back there

        You're not here for Skrillex, are you?

        Does it look like I'm here for Skrillex, to you?

        Whatever you do, just

        Whatever you do just—

        Oh shit, here she comes

        Here she comes

        Play “stupid”

        What the fuck's wrong with you

        Turn off the phone

        No, I'm stupid!

        Swiftly stops at seven just to remember:

        That— isn't it sinister what the plan is

        To deliver this message to the planet

        I got the water.

        There's a hole in the bucket, dear Jorgie!!!




        Dont cry, mama—

        I'm Rick James!

        Don't cry!

        (I know who you are…)

        Mama,

        I'm Rick James

        Alright, alright, alright

        What's good—

        Steve Slattery

        Uh.

        John Martin.

        Really?!

        Does she serious get us confused?!

        Are you not like— the same guy.

        “The Same guy”

        I feel like this should be in a seperate document.

        I feel like it shouldn't.

        It's true!

        It's true!

        It's just like this now

        She's just like this now!

        THERE THEY ARE.

        THERE'S TINA

        TINA SAY WHAT.

        Nothing. Nothing. Listen—

        [MAYA RUDOLPH—just has that look on her face]

        Yeah. I'm DRUNK.

        Everybody's drunk.

        *dancing*



        SOMEBODY GET ME OUT THIS PETH—

        —uNNHHH

        PRTY.

        Where Uptown A at?

        Sober. Doing my job. Preforming.

        Oh nice.

        Which you all should be.

        IMPOSSIBLE:

        You have officially rendered us

        UNSTOPPABLE!

        —dysfunctional drunken idiots.

        BANG—BANG—

        Oh shit, here they come

        BANG BANG!

        Chitty chitty

        TITTIES!

        SHHH! We're censoring, still

        This is NBC or Disney or something

        Everybody should be—

        We should be streaming it

        STREAMERS!

        AND STRIPPERS.

        Is that all we needed from the dollar store

        Oh what the fuck.

        That's crazy that this is all the same party.

        In. Ents.

        Idiots,

        Wait, are those DUDES.

        It appears so.

        ARE THERE GUYS HERE?!

        LOOKS LIKE IT!

        CHICK FIGHT!!

        The vocals go around the head to choke you,

        Woah, dude,

        I don't know what you go through,

        To open those throat chakras,

        Oh, I do know

        Oh so lowly

        This is a lot, I can't even.

        This is the winner since intermittent detention centers mental facilities and interests in domestic and international terrorism, respectively, but

        To be honest, I should slow down,

        Format formally for a moment,

        Go somewhere I don't go,

        I don't know,

        I should grow up though,

        Show up to a show or

        No.

        GO, GO—

        GET IN THE BOAT

        NO

        YOURE A GHOST!

        BE A

        GHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAATTTT

        GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

        stop it.

        Who tf are these tweakers?

        Just leave them alone. I'm pretty sure there's gonna be like a whole soundtrack to this by the morning or something.

        WHEN'S THE MORNING

        SUN!!! COME BACK!!!!

        Hello, Moon

        Just wait for a while,




        I am an army of men;

        Puppet I'm pulling the strings

        No man, I'm all on my own

        That's for now

        But who knows

        I can do bad all by myself

        Come on

        I'll show you

        Curtains close,

        Lights up,

        Curtains open

        Lights down

        One man show

        I'm a whole

        One man show

        I can do bad all by my—

        Luminous

        Illuminate me, I am

        (I am, I am)

        Luminous

        Illuminous

        Illuminous

        Luminous

        Go for a run,

        Soak in the tub

        You know?

        One door open,

        One more close



        Where you go?

        You go this way,

        And I go that, hon

        Let's do lunch soon

        Take your number

        You know what?

        I'm done with this

        (I'm done with this stuff, I don't want in no more)



        I'll show you

        Curtains close,

        Lights up,

        Curtains open

        Lights down

        One man show

        I'm a whole

        One man show

        I can do bad all by my—

        Luminous

        Illuminate me, I am

        (I am, I am)

        Luminous

        Illuminous

        Illuminous

        Luminous



        It's no wonder you're up with the sun

        It's one in the morning,

        You're still making coffee

        You started a world war

        —all I want is some water!

        You wanted a broke heart

        My scars, all I wanted was love

        Now what's up?

        I been up for a month

        I got up making coffee at

        One in the morning

        I still got no words for these verses

        I read duteronomy

        Here's some astronomy

        No more scars on my sky

        city lights

        Now I'm way up high

        You like that, hun?

        Yeah I'm way, way up

        I don't it no more

        I'm so done with this stuff

        Thought you started a whole war

        You can have the whole world

        For a glass of water

        You broke the part of my heart

        That was giving a fuck

        Now it doesn't

        Now you lost it

        I don't even want it no more



        I am an army of men;

        Puppet I'm pulling the strings

        No man, I'm all on my own

        That's for now

        But who knows

        I can do bad all by myself

        Come on

        Story:

        The owner of an underground/illegal nightclub pays his talent in drugs—but when the new DJ refuses and asks for cash up front, a dangerous clash is enacted, and ‘the talent' groups together and hatches a plan to take what belongs to them, by staging a robbery at a massive flash-mob style party.

        Damn. Ok. Well we'll see about this.

        What's the budget.

        Crunching.

        More Maya…

        Rupoloh.

        Sure

        MAYA!

        —Angelou— or Rudolph?

        Rudolph; but I can summon Maya Angelou, if you want.

        No thanks; I did that already in the first season.

        We might be related or something.

        MINNIE RIPPERTON

        We both have the same weird, Afrocentric

        No-shirt overall wearing

        Family Photo.

        I don't understand.

        Nobody does!

        This is fucked up.

        Yeah.

        This is fucked up.



        Kendrick Lamar Style Flow



        Don't key my car:

        You'll be callin collect!

        I got rearview mirrors in the back of my head

        Don't get up right now, son–

        Go back to bed

        I got kids all over,

        be pulling my leg!

        Luke, I am your Father!

        Oh My

        Oh My God

        On top of the Watchlist

        You make money off dope;

        I made it on craigslist

        Still be sniffin that coke

        But now i'm on A list

        I'm the greatest

        Ey Miss!

        I missed too many calls

        (Airplane Mode)

        I just started my day

        (Whole Workload)

        I might need a buffet

        (Like Whole Foods)

        Sashe, Pas De Bourre

        (That's a code word)

        No dance floor?
        Now you're done for

        My forte

        Four-to-the-floor

        Hardcore

        I drop bass on the encore

        Front row won't go

        But i'm already out the front door

        You don't know

        I just hopped inside the helicopter,

        or chopper, chopped broccoli in my cup

        That's supper;

        Sleep/ Wake then

        Surf's up

        In the morning

        When i got there

        (Coastal show,

        Shower,

        Then another club

        Encore

        Front row lined up

        I'm already at the front door

        They want more

        I'm too sore, for sure

        Off subject,

        I dropped in

        Harder than Paulie

        On my surfboard

        (Another code word)

        This is my world:

        Another club,

        Then I'm off for a monday

        Or somethin'

        Write another song

        At the buffet

        –Tales of a Superstar DJ

        Amen.

        Fuck! I didn't even get to watch desperate housewives!

        Don't fuck with her! She's a trained assassin!

        GET ON THE GROUND.

        NO!

        GET ON THE GROUND– OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!

        SO?

        IF I SHOOT YOU, YOU WILL DIE.

        OK?

        “OK”? YOU WILL DIE.

        YEAH, AND?

        Kind of frustrating hunting down somebody who already has a deathwish.

        What do you do with someone who has no fear of death.

        Give them life.

        I'm telling you, we probably shouldn't be doing this.

        *shrugs*

        You split yourselves into two entirely separate individuals at once, just so you could see whose dick is longer?

        Technically, three entirely separate individuals.

        THIS ISN'T FAIR.

        Do you ever think?

        Sometimes, but it's usually pretty gross.

        I mean about the implications of these things!

        You are the implications of these things! I split my soul ONE time into 8 BILLION or so individuals, before this even had happened.

        WOAH, WHAT HAPPENED.

        I'm giving you planetary confinement.

        What.

        You–can stay here. On this planet.

        No.

        It's racist–and primitive.

        No–

        And you're black.

        Please–

        I'm leaving.

        –don't–

        –and i'm taking your portal gun with me.

        YOU PUT A PORTAL ON MY FACE?!

        Genius.

        Incredible.

        I didn't think it would be a big deal.

        He has two!

        Okay, time for work.

        But i didn't even sl–

        Coffee.

        Ouh.

        …

        …

        —

        I don't think we should be doing this

        TIA

        We probably shouldn't.

        TAMERA

        We very much shouldn't.

        What are you guys doing.

        Nothing.

        SHh.

        Summoning the devil.

        It's not the devil.

        It might be.

        Hush.

        Is that a pentagram.

        Technically it's a star, with a circle around it.

        That's a pentagram.

        It's not a pentagram!

        Is that a ouiji board?

        NO.

        Yes.

        Let me see.

        Ugh!

        I wanna help.

        MEANWHILE.

        MORGAN FREEMAN enters an empty train car:

        Oh God, This.

        Yes it is!

        What!? Are you dead!

        Entirely empty, that is–besides SUPACREE.

        No, you are!

        Great, so you're dead!

        I'm–not dead.

        Is Bob Saget with you?

        I'm not DEAD.

        What about Fraiser?

        What?

        Kelsey Grammer!

        God rest his soul.

        SEE!

        I'm not dead–

        [beat, an eerie shadowy silence in the dimly lit traincar]

        I'm a Legend.

        What.

        I wrote that/

        You wrote that.

        What.

        Ugh. Look. Morgan Freeman.

        [Morgan Freeman]

        I–am–like a paranoid schizophrenic, or something–

        So, who isn't?!

        It might be catatonic, I don't know–I got this whole dead-hand–thing–going on.

        What is that?

        I don't know. It might just be too much deadmau5.

        I don't understand.

        No, Morgan Freeman. I don't understand. Anything about this life. Or this world.

        The fourth dimension.

        I definitely don't know anything about that.

        You're in it.

        Whatever. Look.

        [Morgan Freeman]

        God, you have so many freckles.

        [Morgan Freeman]

        Look. I got problems.

        We all do!

        Nah, not like–Hollywood problems, I'm like, a real psycho and shit.

        Sounds like Hollywood.

        Everything sounds like Hollywood–because nothing is real anymore–everything is for the gram, the points don't matter–nothing actyally matters. At all.

        Oh?

        Oh.

        The train comes to a sudden halt, the lights dim theatrically.

        Not even this?

        [pause]

        He holds out a strange object; a golden necklace, which begins to change in appearance–morphing between a medallion, as seen throughout the seasons, and into other integral objects from throughout the series; a small golden pinata;

        You know who gave it to me?

        …Who?

        Got ya.

        He holds out a strange object; a golden necklace, which begins to change in appearance–morphing between a medallion, as seen throughout the seasons, and into other integral objects from throughout the series; a small golde pinata ;

        Fuck dude, i'm too tired to write this.

        But you kind of have to.

        I mean i don't have to.

        YOU HAVE TO.

        I–WHAT?

        YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

        WHY.

        BECAUSE OTHERWISE I DON'T EVEN EXIST;

        Then don't exist…

        I'M JUST A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR SHOW.

        Come on Drew, knock it off.

        Wait, is this Drew Carey, or Barrymore.

        Either or. That's why I didn't write the characters name.

        Well, which is it?

        It literally doesn't matter.

        Yes it does.

        Honestly?! It could be both! We just shoot it with both and keep whichever one we like better!

        But how do we know which is actually “better?”

        Just do it and mix it–cut it up together or something–I don't know! Cut takes! Cut Takes!

        Ooh, did someone say CUPCAKES.

        Don't mind if i DO.

        Well, I do!

        Why?! What's wrong?!

        Yeah! What's the big deal!

        I'm on a gluten free-thing

        Oh yeah?

        Keto. Or someshit. I don't know.

        Oh.

        Oh.

        So you don't want these

        No, I don't.

        And you wouldn't mind if I–

        Come on, man.

        So Good.

        Grow up.

        Hey man, i'm pushin 40.

        Well, I pushed 40–and it pushed back. Get your cupcakes out of my face.

        You're no fun.

        Hey! Aren't you that one guy from rick and morty.

        Formerly.

        Oh yeah! That's right! You were Rick AND Morty.

        Hence the name.

        Wow.

        Phewf. I heard about that.

        Yeah, me too.

        Sounds real bad, how that turned out.

        Such a shame.

        Speaking of shame–

        You're speaking, I'm snacking.

        That's not that clever.

        We'll work on it The point is, he's eating the cupcakes.

        That's not–wait a minute–hold on.

        What now?

        How are we ever gonna get these three guys in a room together.

        [Meanwhile, in another dimension–these three are tied up (read: bound and gagged) in a room together.

        –Let alone to agree to this!?

        SUPACREE removes the gag from the man's [JOSH PECK'S] mouth.

        I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS.

        That's what she said!

        Hey! That's not fair! I was never caught up in a scandal!

        The key word, I believe, is “never caught”

        That's two words!

        SHUTTHEFUCKUP. How many words is that?

        I WANT MY LAWYER!!!!

        For what? This isn't court. Wouldn't you want the police first?

        WELL THEN, I WANT THE POLICE.

        The Police are here.

        Wait, they are?

        Oh, thank God

        Not so fast.

        THE POLICE enter with full entourage.

        Introducing: The Police–playing their number one greatest smash hit!

        Groupies: Woooo!

        STING

        I hope you ladies bought the meet-and-greet package, if you know what I mean. *winks awkwardly* You know what I mean.

        Oh my God.

        Since you dudes love doing creepy dude shit, I brought some more notoriously creepy dudes to sing the literally creepiest song ever written about being a creepy dude.

        That's not fair.

        But it's funny.

        THE POLICE Begin to play ‘I'll be Watching You”

        –and they're gonna play it on loop until I get back with your other-dimensional selves so we can fix all this.

        “WE”

        “FIX ALL THIS”

        WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

        Nobody seems to know.

        “--I'll be watching you–”

        I was FRAMED.

        CUT TO

        {Enter The Multiverse}



        [The Festival Project.™]



        COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024

        ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©



        -Ū.




        a golden pocket watch, a wrist watch, a compass–it changes and morphs so quickly that it begins to seem to spin time itself into a whirlwind, until finally a portal opens up from within his hand–a portal which quickly devours him entirely, morphing him into

        Fuck, what the fuck happened after that

        Idk I got off the train I guess

        This is really terribly written

        [The Festival Project.™]

        COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. ©

        ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

        -Ū.

        1 hr 1 min
      • Journey To Tomorrowland: “High Production Value”

        “The New Adventures of Old Supacree”

        This is not what I intentioned.

        Well, what had you intentioned,

        dammit , how do you spell her name?

        Spell it? I can barely say it!

        “C'cx–

        WRONG.

        How would you say this name.

        Axel?

        Thas' a stupid name

        Not for a Rockstar.

        That's already a rockstar

        Is it?

        Whatever, man.

        The Rock must have been buzzing in some sort of special way on this day; because for some reason, I couldn't stop thinking about it.

        I had finally rearranged the remainder of my seemingly new surroundings— the miniature Keurig— a status symbol, of course— looked handsome on the work desk— the cat tree seemed to match, though with no actual feesible monetary income,, no actual cat, and no end in sight— the tree itself would have to be enough to lift my spirits. It was a nice cat tree, almost untouched and looking very brand new— though the couch had a few scratches, though easily hidden with the decorative use of a couple throws—at least I had a couch, and all that was left to accomplish before fully enjoying was to arrange an order of Febreeze to rid it of its previous owner's dandruff smell, and general mismanagement—besides that, it was itself almost brand new as well, and it seemed a strange new world to wake up in, after sleeping in a nearly empty apartment for 6 months; there was 6 months left in my lease, and I was getting nervous that they would try to push me out—hopefully I would find someplace better, or at the very least higher up—with the same amenities intact. Still, I was working as diligently as in could on organizing—at least the recordings, to put together the next group of projects as quickly as I could— nevermind the writing—and there was so, so much of it, I hadn't a clue what to do.

        I had been avoiding Rockefeller Plaza like the plague for quite sometime—it always made me nervous in a sort of way I didn't understand, in that I would pulsate and vibrate differently, and more often times than not, was upset and concerned that I had yet to go to the top—a costly feat—nor could I afford to entertain or enjoy any of the amusements at the bottom—not that I wanted to, as the older I got, and especially the longer time spent in New York, the more off putting the public and large crowds were—particularly after a remarkably disgusting respiratory infection I caught on new years, battling a crowd which became impossible to move through at all—let alone see the ball drop—and I had learned my lesson, especially after The Macy's Day parade; the crowds in New York were disgustingly unbearable, and in order to get a good view of anything, you would have to arrive nearly a full day early, and simply camp—now I knew why people packed around collapsible lawn chairs on holiday weekends.

        I had been blindsided by Fallon towards the end of the Macy's day parade—I hadn't any clue at all that he apparentlyboarticipated annually, as it had been years since I had watched the parade myself with my parents—and still, it was iconic—I always wanted to go. Still, and even though I had only written very little of him up to that point, I found it disasterous that as his name was announced and the float which carried him and The Roots, the best late night band on Television, not by opinion, but by fact—as I had most recently been studying and researching as thoroughly as I could all of the late night hosts since the dawning of Television in preparation to write this pilot, The TV People, short handed to TVP—and just then I recalled a dream from the night before, about Pat Kirkpatrick—for the first time in the dream world, it wasn't Fallon at all, but Pat Kirkpatrick.

        I couldn't remember the dream, nor could I seemingly work myself out of the rut that had been the plateau in writing the show—the show itself was heavy, with so many characters, all of which each had been given detailed and specific personalities, livelihoods, and backgrounds—in fact, I hadn't written anything in such a way since college, with detail—actually, I had never written anything so detailed at all, so character oriented that the character analyses filled entire pages of documents with excruciating vividness, as if these people were real. Well, now they were—and Fallon was neither Patrick as I was Esha, and the story has taken its own form, still however birthing an incredibly awkward and romanticized fascination and near obsession with the TV people themselves—not that I would feed it to be so. I blocked out the news outlets, the media, the alrogithm's suggestions to watch bits and pieces of Fallon, though, however, I refused, and somehow, I didn't need it. Fearfully so, he was somewhere lodged deep somewhere inside of me—and I was even sort of embarrassed to have written some of the things I had of his essence, however prophetic it seemed to be, that for about a three week period between April and May, I seemed to have gone off into a trance of sorts, writing for hours and experiencing vivid visions of this show, The TV Prople, alongside writing The Festival Project ™ And all of its markers—there were so many worlds, so many ways throughout them—and now as I had realized, I had actually been writing about Fallon nearly as long as I had been writing about Sonny, but differently. I had never of course come face to face with Fallon as I had the latter—and still—found it somewhat nessecary to hide my face beneath a mask as his float passed my viewing spaf , an elevated view from the staircase of some church, which had happened to be perfect—and although I was certain it's not as if he was looking for or at me—I had just then been writing of this Cosmic Avenger, and hadn't any idea at the time of Fallon in reality having been an actual magician, and still— with cameras everywhere, and knowing even what I had written—I didn't want to be caught by any passing cameras with any sort of blush or worse—a smile on my face as the float passed— a smile which would flash my atrocious gap-tooth and crooked smile I was sure was permanent, by then having been in the homeless shelter nearly a year. As soon as his name was announced, I promptly pulled up my mask, hiding under my sunglasses. I had already been caught on camera earlier in the parade gawking at some float—now was not the time to be caught gawking again.

        He, like Rob Lowe seemed impeccably professional and well-rehearsed, like a cartoon character— he was, after all, kind of a cartoon character, however now, even if it was partly due to my own writing, I took him more seriously. There was a darkness about him— a sometimes glassy-eyed, almost scary darkness that told me, even a world away, not to fuck with this dude—some kind of animal or monster I was sure we both shared, however mine more the type and category of insatable and undernourished and his more peaking its head out in the form of a multi-millionaire network puppet, which housed an untamable powerhouse of musicianship, manhood, and wit— it's true, I was finally scared of him, knowing after all what the true tears of a clown could be, a dangerous man in a uniformed suit, the Everyman for the programmed masses, and the funny man with a jig to dance, a story to tell, and an indoor life— secret realm within I was sure no one knew. I fed the monster with respect to the home, happy wife, and children— I, after all, loved love, and only wanted it for myself, leaving alone the parts of a man I had found and was sure was broken enough to have left me puzzled and star studded rather than struck as I always was, tears welling up at the thought of it that something should be mended neither I or anything I was could not fix—I continued to write, however, knowing I was walking on glass barefoot and tiptoeing on eggshells around the mass media conglomerate of the network that stood between my feeble world and his, the higher ups— and beyond: it was, after all, a level system— and now with a beautifully decorated and fully apartment, besides my mattress on the floor instead of the space saving loft bed I had wanted—though it looked just right with the piano bench as a headboard, housing my crystals and new globe, plus a colorful collection of books I could crack open as I awoke to the morning light, no longer so early but increasingly later, as I shifted into the insomniatic habits of a true DJ and music producer, still writing and reading in the mornings, however— I had to wonder what level I was truly on.

        My apartment looked like a home. The decor was better than I could have imagined myself even, the tasteful furnishings and modern elegance shifting my reality— no longer an empty apartment, now a fashionable hub for art and creation. I assumed the cat would come along in the winter, with any hopes that I would finish my albums by then—and also looming over me— my last life, and the people in it struggling to call up to me in this very ascended realm, which I was lucky to inhabit.

        ‘Thank you God for your many blessings'

        My wishes it seemed, had been granted— magic did indeed seem real, and though I had an Amazon return packages and ready to go— there wasn't a time and place I could see myself as ready to even be near The Rock, some festering bulletwound in my heart, all that I had written, not just of Fallon, but of the rest of the people I had honored by word mark but had not yet the status or wealth to have ever known as human at all, but more products of the program; with intention, however, it was the path I had followed to be destined here somehow though small codes and doorways, signals and symbols which called to me and seemed only I could see—but were there in plain sight, and with the right eyes, had meant more than I ever dreamed anything could— open doors to a world I had indeed created myself, and in turn, the world in which I lived had also been created around me. I had to, in my mind, find the light inside all of whom I studied, to humanize myself—nurturing some fascination of fame and celebrity inside which still stood unanswered, the question of why and how one becomes so high up that without trying, that I might continue to find them in my mind's eye and in my world, on the outside, time after time.

        —tales of a superstar DJ.

        The men with the littlest dicks

        Drive the loudest bikes

        And they talk too much

        About nothing

        To no one

        The men with the littlest dicks

        Do the littlest things

        I call it niggardly

        Dispite the color

        Follow the leader

        To instill fear

        Within earshot

        The men with the littlest dicks

        Want the skinniest women

        The chicks who remind them of

        Innocence lost

        A childhood spent

        Getting boredom for freedom

        And allowences for doing nothing

        The men with the littlest dicks

        Do the littlest shit

        Like make everyone miserable

        Yes, it is a miserable existence,

        Never being wanted, however

        I should know better than this

        TINA FEY

        SON OF A BITCH.

        (Everyone's still drunk)

        What.

        Why, what happened?

        He got here before us.

        What?!

        How do you know?

        [pause]

        Okay.

        This weird detour is paying off in some kind of way—

        I'm still heavily obsessed with the fact that Johnny Carson referred to his weird drunken jacking off as “cranking it”

        ON TV.

        On something close to live television in like—

        The 80's

        Was it the 80's?

        I don't know,

        And apparently even Johnny Carson doesn't know, because he was “sauced”,

        So let's just go ahead and add that to the list of ghosts I have to track down for making me squeal like a little fucking schoolgirl.

        However,

        I'm half convinced,

        He's still around—

        Oh yes.

        I do believe these—

        THIS MAN—

        Oh, holy shit here it goes.

        HERE'S JOHNNY!

        Aw, fuck.

        I told you not do.

        What was I supposed to do—?!

        Not do it

        It was a blood oath—

        I told you—

        Mi had to do it.

        *shrugs*

        Well, now, you're fucked.

        STAY DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER.

        Ooh. This is gonna hurt.

        I swear to god,

        Every day of my life:

        I will KILL YOU

        YOU CANT KILL ME.

        AND EVERY DAY THAT YOU DO NOT DIE;

        I WILL

        JUST STAY DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER—

        DIE, MOTHERFUCKER—

        GO. TO. SLEEP.

        aaaaaGGGGHhHHHHHHHHHHHH.

        —I WILL KILL YOU

        .

        Don't give up!

        Seriously!

        Seriously,

        I got money on this.z

        Really?

        What. How much.

        Just $10.

        Oh.

        That's good

        Yeah, but it's the only cash I've had in months!

        I forgot what it was.

        I'm rich,

        Everything's cashless.

        Tickets! Get your tickets!

        Ze are cheaper here on ze black market.

        “The Black Market”

        How much for this one?

        $9

        I'll take three.

        What the fuck is wrong with you?

        I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

        I'M A DJ, BITCH. I DONT SLEEP.

        Have you ever thought about .

        What you're gonna be—

        When you die?

        Yeah. I've been thinking about it a lot.

        Okay, what is it.

        I get three right?

        Right, yeah.

        1. A Superstar DJ.

          Okay, that's good. What else?

          1. A rockstar

            Okay, what else?

            1. A mom.

              That's it?

              Yeah, man. I die and gone to heaven, right?

              Right.

              So that's it.

              What's the wager?

              Four horses.

              Got it.

              What exactly brings you here to bargain?

              My fat and heavy nuts.

              No questions asked.

              —tales of a Supersrar DJ

              VO

              I didn't know he called back.

              I didn't even see the message.

              I feel like such a piece of shit.

              I am a piece of shit.

              Worthless.

              My eyes itch,

              My nose bleeds

              My heart hurts now,

              I'm all gone

              Dark on Mondays

              All gone

              Gone till Sunday

              All done

              I was never an good mother

              No

              Just a ghost with a gun

              I was never on top of the world, son

              Just under it

              Now I'm all out of something I can't put my hand on

              And I'm all out of love,

              No one wants me

              Imm washed up

              One hand on the guitar

              One foot in the door

              And one head in the oven

              I'm all done

              I'm all done

              My eye itches

              My nose bleeds

              The noose loosens,

              I fall down

              I'm so stuck on an old number

              I'm so lost that I'm found now.

              —I'm so sorry

              But no one else is

              Tie me to the bed

              And watch me bleed

              So full of disinterest and vinegar

              Remember to tie me to the crossword

              In the times tomorrow

              Four rainbows for your dumb luck

              A forced fuck from one goat

              The other still doesn't row well

              It's a long boat

              It's a long story

              It goes untold

              They all turn to the one who wants to hurt me

              In the long run

              Nobody will ever love me again

              So I'm told

              Might as well find a bottle of ferment

              To grow up in

              Swallow bottles of old wine

              With a sour tongue

              Unremarkable

              SHOUT!

              Defamed you,

              Heroism in the—

              Never hatred, but indifference,

              Circumstances. Circumcisions

              Misdirection,

              Big decisions

              Defense strategy?

              To exit—

              Just as quickly as it all begins to fade away

              Nearly as quickly as it started,

              Newfound freedom near the exit,

              After happenstance,

              Never afraid to admit to neglect

              Selected supplies,

              For fear of the eye

              Goddammit it, late night people

              Of course; when was it last you saw letterman on a surfboard?

              Almost never?

              Forget to fear them,

              The men in mirrors,

              The sharks in surfboards,

              The writer's block, over

              The rockstar on opioids

              Does it hurt anybody else this much to just stand here

              If Tweety's the Canarybird,

              When who am I to call myself a cat,

              Sylvester!

              The silver streaks in his hair,

              The glaze in his eyes

              The break in his heart

              The health of the hoax

              FUCK YOU FALLON

              I hope your ratings went up

              Just a bit

              Just a bit

              I hope you CRANK THIS

              Up in your car

              While I forgot about you

              I hope the peanut butter goes with the jelly

              The couch fits with the vision covers

              The cookies go with the coffee haven't mopped the floor yet, of course

              All out of Pablo santo

              For your information

              I just didn't make the grade

              Cause teacher hates me

              I still haven't found a mate

              With every amen

              I hate me

              Almost as much as I hate myself

              And I

              So I can't be

              God itself

              Cause I love that thing

              Alright?

              Amen!

              Can I have a can opener or three to set the record straight

              Can I scratch as fast as I sniff up every tear

              Every line of cocaine

              Every autograph?

              No you can't.

              Just know that my landlord has a thougsand bathrooms

              I can't find my hat, my gun—

              And where the fuck are the bananas



              CONAN O BRIEN

              EXCUSE MY FRENCH,

              BUT

              FUCK YOU,

              WOAAAAAH, CONAN!

              WOAH!

              WHAT DID I DO?!

              You—

              You fucked up the entire fucking ecosystem

              With CUMSLUTS!

              WHAT THE FUCK, BRO!

              Can you even SAY any of that?!

              I just did!

              Which network do you work for?!

              Where's Fallon at?!

              he's dead, bro!

              He's dead?!

              Yeah!

              For what?!

              I don't know. I just found out.

              Well. What happened.

              Someone shot him.

              Again?!

              Yeah, but like, way worse this time.

              So they finally got him, ah?

              No, he died of a heart attack.

              What!

              Then they shot him.

              What. That doesn't make sense.

              Nothing makes sense.

              This scene is running long.

              I thought so.

              DIRECTOR

              CUT.

              That was great.

              Thanks.

              Except—Conan.

              Yes?

              You're too tall.

              What?

              Next. Take I want you to try it—

              Like—

              Just the way you just did it—

              Uh huh

              But smaller:

              What do you mean?

              Like, less tall.

              Oh. Alright.

              BREAK FOR LUNCH.

              “The Everymans”

              01

              I'll know why soon I'm sure

              It hurts with every word

              You're sleeping on my floor

              I'm fuming in the north

              My foot goes through the door

              Where were you then,

              When the mystery ends

              When the miser's the minister,

              Mistral and instrumentalist

              Ah

              Magic; illusion

              Illustrious industry

              Interdependent television

              Radio signals, Satelites

              Entropy

              Trophy wives,

              Fight clubs

              Back at nine

              Nick at night

              Every time is every time

              Time is all you need, and

              Time is on your side, if

              You just follow me

              Reader's remorse

              Writer's digest

              Try to sit still for a moment,

              Take a lesson

              From your friends here

              So when, then should I trade my

              Brand new pants in for a suit

              The bird said

              The cat damaged

              (I can't yet)

              Can of soup to open,

              Oh yes

              Cambells is it?

              Warhol knows best

              02

              I thought I told you

              I don't want to

              Owe you

              Are you

              Over it

              Somebody once told me

              You were holy

              Somebody once told me

              To hold onto

              Somebody once said

              Turn the light off

              But I've been trying

              To buy fire

              Someone's in the box, God

              Someone once told me

              Someone let me out—God?

              Someone once told me

              Fuck it,

              I just want to hold you

              I don't want to own you

              I just want to

              Someone once told me

              Beware of you

              Someone else told me

              Be there for you

              Someone once told me

              The hair of dog

              Ought to get you along

              I got handfuls of songs

              With no worlds yet

              Someone once told me

              Someone once told me

              Someone once told me

              Someone once told me.

              Someone's in the box, God

              Someone once told me

              Someone let me out—God?

              Someone once told me

              Somebody once told me

              You were holy

              Somebody once told me

              To hold onto

              I thought I told you

              I don't want to

              Owe you

              Are you

              Over it



              03

              I'm a multidimensional wordsmith

              Sike! I'm a psychopath wrecking your whole home

              Won't you wound my womb?

              (I won't go )

              Won't you hold onto my world?

              (Why won't you?)

              Sorry,

              I slipped on the mat this morning

              Stumbling over you

              Thought it was afternoon

              Don't want to give you

              The news, cause you wrote it all

              Causes for dollars

              Indifference, disasters, sons

              Why won't you hold me like you used to?

              Why don't I know the answers to the crosswords?

              Why don't you meet me at the crossroads with your—

              No, no,

              Don't do that

              Don't call it home

              To be continued

              Where were you this morning,

              When I stumbled in

              To love you?

              She said

              At the forefront of your honor's worth

              If all you are's a wordsmith, m

              god unlock you

              Pen and paper

              Gun in holster

              Officer,

              Pull down the trigger

              Don't want to give you

              The news, cause you wrote it all

              Causes for dollars

              Indifference, disasters, sons



              No, no,

              Don't do that

              Don't call it home

              To be continued



              Once upon a time,

              All my eyes were brown

              (The money, the power, the respect)

              Now those days are gone

              The world is still round

              (At least I thought)

              The misery set in again

              They said the lows would come

              I did hate Mondays, after all

              With no sun to come up

              And look forward to

              Fast forward—

              Did you ever see that?

              Well, that is technically the back door.

              I almost forgot about that place.

              That's because it doesn't exist.

              It had to exist. Now I've seen it at least twice

              Hey!

              How'd you do that.

              Christ, he is a magician

              Oh yeah, Cosmos factory.

              They said the lows were coming.

              Maybe I needed them to finish that thing—

              I swear I missed

              Something

              The ghost

              (The other one, anyway)

              Dillon was a ghost, once

              No, ghost was the ghost, but we were

              —close.

              Good friends.

              Imaginary friends.

              Anyway.

              Fuck this nonsense.

              Nonsense, is it

              Just—

              Don't make me slit my wrists again.

              I remembered this day for something

              Wonder what.

              Maybe nothing

              I hate Mondays

              Guess this is the job,

              This is the job,

              I was wondering about the suit.

              So, are you a parrot, a puppet, or a mimick.

              I swear to god that's him.

              Good,

              Now I don't ever have to watch him.

              Oh shit,

              Fuck this playlist

              Are you sure



              “saved by the cowbell”

              God, I feel like shit,

              And I shouldn't be hungry

              But I'm starving inside

              For some loving

              Someone help me

              Somebody, something

              I'm suffering, suffocating

              Need him,

              Reeling,

              Reading

              Sinking,

              Feeling

              —but shouldn't be crying.

              I digress, however

              It was an interesting

              Day to digest

              God, I forgot about this—

              A whole soundtrack

              Jesus Christ,

              Bring it back;

              I like who your wife is

              —would you write that?

              Would you admit to dying on the cross once?

              Would you admit to admiring Ms, Robinson

              Would you wash out the Robin in Williams

              Look at Carson

              I defect to default

              Cracked asfault, to decadence

              Desire or what have you

              I haven't,

              I promise

              I would not admit to wanting,

              Something like a cupcake

              Something else is in there

              Figure it out

              Danger

              The five pointer approaches

              With heroic intolerance

              Suddenly, it's gone, God

              Mustn't be the Republicans,

              For the most part,

              I would want that

              For fear of the liberals,

              And my rent controlled apartment

              I've got two thumbs, too,

              You know

              I've got Jews up my ass for the asking

              I've got mom up my spine for the others

              Fucking assholes

              —so this is what it means to be married to the music, huh

              No one to really hold you,

              But I told you, I've got golden globes and Oscars

              Every morning

              Motorcycles for the morons

              I've got daughters for your doorknobs

              —Know you're sorry now

              Catch the drum pattern

              Your heart should stop fluttering

              With butter on it

              Weren't we all once prostitutes

              In foster care

              The others wouldn't dare

              To call a fountain out

              For the fountains—

              Busy training you

              Safe to say a savior says

              I do,

              And then doesn't

              For the most part

              I'm a woman

              With the wants

              And the body of a

              God

              FUCKING WATCH IT, CARSON

              but you got that all on a card, love.

              All on a card, fuck.

              What was your wish,

              You dumb motherfucker?

              Look what I got the other ones.

              Hi Cosmo.

              Hi Wanda.

              Awww. I love them.

              Dead drunk by tomorrow

              I hope,

              I choke on sunsets.

              He keeps taking you away someplace,

              Where is it?

              Does nobody else know this place?

              No. Nobody else can see this!

              Well, that's fucked up.

              I had a dream I was at your wake.

              That would be great.

              I wrote a scene where your obituary just said

              “lol”

              “lol”

              What! That's it?!

              Yeah.

              And It's not even capitalized!

              That's it,

              I've had enough.

              Throw the whole world away.

              What.

              just throw it away.

              Damn dog,

              You okay?

              No. I'm homeless.

              That's okay.

              You smell like a whole ass alien.

              What?

              Come to my place.

              I figured this would have more depth.

              I—

              Nevermind.

              It is, like torture, you know— this thing.

              I didn't do it on purpose.

              get oFF of me.

              getawayfromme.

              Okay, I'm taking my bread out of the freezer.

              You sure are eating a lot today .

              You sure are sounding like a pain in my big, fat, ass.

              I—

              That ought to shut you up.

              Look! CUMSLUTS!

              NICE.

              Get off of my boat.

              What.

              Aye-aye, captain.

              (Duck dives)

              Wait. What just happened?

              Mi think I might have—

              Great,

              Now there are things about this—

              I can't even write.

              This secret dies with me.

              Kill that bitch.

              Fucking great.

              So,

              Where were you on 9/11 again?

              I'll deal with this later.

              I gotta go.

              Wait, where are you going?

              Fuck you, that's where.

              Wait!

              If you saw me hanging from the rafters

              Would you ahoot to kill

              Or come to shoot me down?

              At long last,

              Disaster

              Are there tears in your denial

              As the memorandum sets in?

              Neither there or neither farther am I

              Father,

              Can you call again?

              I haven't heard you yet

              Besides the heart drops

              When the beat falls out

              If I hang myself

              Like pendulum

              From the old bank walls

              Would you watch me swing

              Or come to cut me down

              Don't doubt the alter

              If it were the birds

              Coming for the crumbs

              Would you ponder any longer

              Whether they were all of one feather

              Come now

              Don't doubt the alter

              Don't fear the weapons

              Don't worry, mother

              I'm coming to kill you

              Uh, I'm gonna wait on dinner.

              FUCK,

              What the fuck was I saying?

              FUCK.

              I hate this dude.

              FUCK.

              Come on, you stupid —biiitch!

              I hate this dragon.

              Almost as much as I hate—

              You know what?

              What?

              Forget it. I'm not doing this.

              What why not!?

              I'm gonna get killed for this.

              You're in the Illuminati; you're gonna get killed anyway.

              Yeah, but not for this!

              Let's hope!

              Who know, though!

              UGH; SHUT UP.



              GET IN HERE.

              I hate the sound of your name

              Like an unheard whisper

              Unanswered

              I could never call to

              A cavern

              Righteous,

              Unwanted

              What was is, though.

              Something about a wheelbarrow'

              I just went surfing

              Hit the surface from underwater

              Shook out the slumber

              What was it worth, God?

              What were the words for?

              Fuck,

              A shapeshifter and a telepath?

              How many people have that?

              Not that many.

              How many people know about this?

              Enough.

              FUCK.

              Oh, look whose swearing.

              I solemnly swear—

              Don't tell NOBODY.

              I ain't telling nobody about this.

              Good.

              Now get out.

              I'm gonna kill this sonofabitch.

              SON OF A—BITCH.

              That's it. Kill him.

              Where's my gun?

              Did you check the fridge?

              No.

              [THE IMPENETRABLE TEN ENTER the KITCHEN]

              What?! All ten of them?!

              I fucking guess.

              —but

              DANE COOK

              *kicking down door*

              FUCK!

              Goddammit it

              We missed her.

              OR—him.

              Her?

              Him?

              I don't know.

              JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

              What is it?

              It's a pilot!

              Oh shit, should I shoot him?

              Not a helicopter pilot!

              A TV pilot,

              For what?!

              Tv is dead.

              Streaming is where its out,

              It's for me!

              I'm in it!

              Oh!

              What!

              Let me see.

              (In the fridge)

              …what is this?

              [from the bedroom/studio]

              Hey you guys!

              What.

              What happened?

              What's up!

              YOU SHOULD SEE THIS.

              Love is not blind,

              And neither am I

              It's like that sometimes, always

              Tip of the tongue,

              The art of the lie,

              It's like that sometimes,

              Always

              A tale of all tales

              A sign of the times

              It's like that always, sometimes

              I forgot to forget I saw you;

              I forgot to forget I know you

              I forgot to forget I love you

              I forgot to forgive,

              I want you

              Shut the door,

              Let the lights turn off

              Turn the page

              —till the sun comes up

              Something real

              Something wrong

              I forgot

              Something strange

              Something weird

              I'm in love

              Write the song



              Love is not blind,

              And neither am I

              It's like that sometimes, always

              Tip of the tongue,

              The art of the lie,

              It's like that sometimes,

              Always

              A tale of all tales

              A sign of the times

              It's like that always, sometimes

              I forgot to forget I saw you;

              I forgot to forget I know you

              I forgot to forget I love you

              I forgot to forgive,

              I want you

              Shut the door,

              Let the lights turn off

              Turn the page

              —till the sun comes up

              Something real

              Something wrong

              I forgot

              Up is up

              Down is down

              Right is right

              Wrong is wrong

              Black is white

              Dark is light

              Right is wrong

              I love you

              My house is normal now,

              With a table and chairs

              But I don't call it home

              Cause I know

              They'll throw me to the curb

              Leave in in the road

              Like the animal I am

              You don't know what the world does

              When she's off work

              You don't know how the world acts

              When she's off her axis

              It's okay to take hiatus

              Instead of medication

              It's okay to call the cops on motorcycle

              It's okay to die

              Before you see your son

              When Sunday comes

              Just call your mom on Monday

              Doctor visits

              EMTs and emergencies

              Epics and Epochs

              Long lost love songs to god

              And Cardinal Directions

              Reflections in mirrors

              Table toppers for all the dramas

              All the months you lost

              On muttered mantras




              {Enter The Multiverse}

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              1 hr 2 min
            2. {The Red Wars.} - Sai The Saige/ -31. (A Freestyle Mixtape)

              Make a mockery of myself;

              wear smock to work

              I don't talk too much no more

              I just gossip somedays,

              Dark on mondays;

              The forgotten apostle

              With just enough rope

              To jump off and hope

              It all stops, soon

              The motocross and the terror stalkers

              Just across from the starbucks at the Rock

              –it got awkward

              But God Loves me

              Might start a talk show

              Some chef, with a pop tart

              A pop up club, a long night

              Some broke shards of glass,

              the yards of all the scars on stars and stripe

              Feels like a long night–

              Got coffee and tacos

              A long talk with your blonde wife

              To bypass the psycos

              Right, though?

              Bro, it's so over;

              I won a whole asshole and a four leaf clover

              In a game of poker

              Now, brush your shoulders off

              Brush your hair,

              Pet the dog,

              And kick the cat over and over

              Till he turns back to a robot

              “You're so gross.”

              –don't i know it.

              The whole world is over

              –you jump first,

              I'll follow

              Lets keep talking

              About the letters I penned

              To the false Gods,

              Painted them scarlett, of course

              Scattered em from here

              to Scarboro Fair,
              I was right there,

              then out of nowhere

              a new nightmare

              with nice hair

              Here we go again

              Lines out the door;

              We got lines out the door

              Out of Order

              The world is at war

              The whole world has run

              Out of water

              The four is the for

              Theres no five

              But the V for vendetta

              Theres lines out the door

              The whole world

              Is a mom

              And a daughter

              My jokes get better,

              The buildings look bigger

              I pretend this seltzer is alcohol

              Cause i want it

              To make me forget

              I've got all my–

              Huh

              There's a line out the door.

              What if–

              Me,

              And all of your friends

              And all of my

              Wait, I don't have any friends

              I'm getting a cat.

              I was just thinking about Mila Kunis.

              Oh yes, why's that?

              SETH MCFARLENE

              YEEEEE. YEEEEEEE. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

              WHAT, GODDAMMIT

              GIGGITY!

              OKAY, ASSHOLE

              Eyes on eyes,

              and tears on tears

              All the years ive cried

              On ears on ears

              Why am I even here?

              It's been too long, since i've been touched

              I don't love love

              but i dislike lust

              I don't trust anyone

              I don't have a number

              I crawled up my arm,

              Danced with the blood drawn



              BLŪ wakes up famous.

              [The world swirls into a plume of dark blue sky; BLŪ awakens suddenly from the blackness of a deep sleep in the middle of a road, a group of people, friends, swirling around her.]

              YO.

              What?

              BLŪ.

              What's up.

              PARTY FOUL, BROH.

              …

              Billie Ellish?

              Billie Pirate Ellish.

              Uh.

              That's why the rum–

              Is gone.

              What.

              Guess i'm Jack Sparrow, now.

              Hey wait–are you even legal?

              Uh. I'm a mad fucking genius; are you legal?

              I don't know.

              Besides, this was your idea.

              What–what?

              Exactly. Get up.

              Wtf is going on in this scene.

              Idk i might a have to play the song again

              Fuck that. I'm about to slit myfucking wrists.

              HAVOC.

              Where are we going?

              You still got that NDA in your wallet?

              I–yeah.

              Then we're gucci.

              “Waking up Famous”

              I don't know exactly what happened.

              [Looking in the mirror, confused.]

              This is a nice leather jacket.

              I wonder if i'm still Vegan.

              Damn. I look mad rich.

              BLŪ hurry UP!

              [toilet flushes with foot]

              Alright, I'm coming.

              [Blu checks her pockets to find a wallet, the contents including numerous cards–metal ones, with copious amounts of cash, and pre-filled NDAs which have been folder neatly and stuffed into the corner pocket of the trifold wallet]

              Billabong. Classy.

              I'm never gonna finish that other project, am I?

              Whatever.

              Leave Fallon alone.

              I did.

              –it came back.



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              31 min
            3. {American Pie} (Enter The Multiverse)

              YES.

              Oh yes indeed.

              It must be something about this beast inside—

              Even my first boyfriend—

              My first real boyfriend.

              Was—

              Seriously?

              Incredibly gifted.

              Jesus Christ.

              Right.

              Jesus fucking Christ.

              (That can happen.)

              Well.

              Well.

              I've—

              Wait a second.

              How would you even write something like this.

              My dissuasion from black men has never prevented me from being pleasured by—

              Oh no.

              Some of the world's finest dicks.

              How's that.

              Perfect.

              I can't even,

              (But just did)

              “9 inch pie crust

              How's “9 inches?

              That'll work.

              Just don't dislodge my IUD.

              Dammit.

              Really less than 9?

              I mean—

              I'll take

              A 6

              Yes!

              Really?

              Or a 7

              Nice.

              But only to play with.

              What.

              Ok.

              What! I'm not keepin it.

              I just like sucking dick.

              Really?

              Yes.

              AHA,

              —the right dick.

              Well, well, well—

              And if the last bitch left her stink on you—

              Even if you wash it 6 fucking times—

              I'll smell it in my eyelids.

              What.

              Your aura sucks.

              What. Why.

              I don't like her.

              What?! Who?!

              The last one.

              Vibe check.

              Man, you gotta stop fuckin these white bitches

              White bitches:

              LalalalalLalalalala

              Lalalalal

              No.

              What?! Why?!

              She sucks, bro.

              Yeah but

              Comfort, luxury, style—

              Utility.

              You can take this girl anywhere

              Just shapeshift into a basic white bitch

              For what

              Just do it

              Those are the ones that're around!

              These rich ass fuckin hoes.

              EASY.

              What.

              White girl wasted.

              Have another shot.

              Ooh, dad bod.

              Yes.

              SUNNI BLU

              You thought I forgot

              I did not

              DADBOD.

              Mmm.

              Yes but also

              NO, JAKE GYLLENHALL

              PUT YOUR WEDDING BAND BACK ON

              BUT-/



              WE ARE FINISHED.

              DONE.

              YESSSSSS. I'm off the CLOCK.

              Look, marriage is work. However—

              DEEZ HOEZ GOT BALLZ

              FUCK.

              Nasty ass trick.

              BODIES. BODIES BODIES.

              What is all this fucking hotness even for if you can't work those fuckin muscles— what do they call them?

              “Intercostals”

              Yo— your intercostals are not the fuck muscles

              Wait, they're not?

              No.

              Aw.

              But you can use them to fuck if you want

              Where's that one nigga at?!

              [Skrillex]

              Under some blonde slut

              SLUTZ.

              Nice.

              Fine.

              Wait.

              What.

              You really want that?!

              Vibe check.

              Vampires:

              He was such a nice kid

              Feeding time.

              SUCKED HIM DRY

              DEAD ON.

              Man, I kind of want to watch that one movie where—

              It was a box office flop.

              Monsters;

              Ohh. A weak one.

              BREAK THE SEAL. BREAK THE SEAL.

              You can shapeshift into a s—

              Okay, listen, I am NOT going back To The Rock for any reason.

              Just—- be ugly.

              I am ugly.

              You really think I'm trying to

              ILLUMINATI:

              Watch this.

              DOLLARS.



              WHAT. RYAN REYNOLDS

              FUCK YOU.

              GET OFF MY ISLAND!

              I'm a DAD.

              Where's the bathroom?

              SLUTZ

              MODELS

              ACTRESSES:

              see. These bitchez is interchangeable.

              I love that.

              Look, you walk into one of these events with anything darker than a paper bag—

              Well, It depends on who manufactured the brown paper bag…

              [Whole Foods Market]

              Still too dark.

              —She had better be the most perfect looking broad anyone could ever want.

              Where's the bra straps?

              You want bra straps?

              Uh, yeah?!

              Oh

              *snickers*

              Sorry.

              Look, I don't want to even think about that scene where—

              FUCK YOU, DILLON FRANCIS

              FUCK YOU IN THE ASS.

              DILLON FRANCIS

              oh damn. That kid did look like Dillon Francis. Like a lot.

              GET BACK HERE.

              I liked him.

              Did you tell him that?

              No way. After that John dude broke my heart.

              DO YOU REMEMBER ME?! I'M A BIRD.

              Someone find Tim.

              Agh.

              Whatever.

              Find that Smith kid I went to high school with.

              For what?

              I wanna bone him.

              Goddamn, Madame President.

              Shut up.

              Damn, so.

              So the president basically has an errand boy to go round up all the dick she missed out on being groomed to be the first

              Black female president?

              Yes.

              HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

              [KILL THE BITCH.]

              WHY?!

              I'm the most conservative bitch you will EVER find on this side of the brown paper bag test

              Why is that?

              AYAYAYAYAYAYAY

              you understand even the Mexicans are racist against blacks—

              And?!

              STAY DOWN, BITCH.

              Si.

              Okay. You see this kid?

              [The Mexican Skrillex]

              Find him.

              Aye aye captain.

              And make sure whatever he does...



              LISTEN TO ME.

              ¡AY¡ NO HABLA INGLES!

              ¡NO TENGO DINERO!

              CAN IT. I KNOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH.

              IDIOT.

              Okay.

              Fuck it,

              I'm in.

              You're in.

              I'm in.

              You sonofabitch.

              Look. I got mad love for the Mexican people.

              I promise.

              [Puerto Rico]

              Huh. What.

              You're in.

              Fuck. Now we gotta change the flag.

              We should do that anyway, it's soaked in the blood of enslaved African Americans and slain indigenous!

              “I live on the stolen lands of the Chippewa people.”

              Woah. A self-aware white woman.

              See, they exist.

              Bag that bitch.

              Seriously.

              Meanwhile—

              I AM FRIGHTENED.

              By what?

              YOUR BLACKNESS.

              .

              I can't protect you from this.

              YOU CANT PROTECT ME FROM SHIT,

              Without your DICK.

              Are you serious.

              I'm done with this.

              You can have him.

              Are you serious.

              Yes. I was born rich.

              That's frigening.

              Not as frightening as your blackness.

              I get itz

              THE NIGGAZ HAVE DECENDED UPON US.

              Oh no.

              Oh yes.

              And worse—

              What's this?

              THEY BROUGHT THE HOOTRATZ.

              NO.

              YES.

              (I love these ghetto ass bitches.)

              YO BLACKMERICANS.

              What's up,

              CROCS. ARE. NOT. SHOES.

              We know that.

              Wait, what

              This is a silent protest against the hostile and corrupt corporate slavery of the sneaker industry aimed at Americans living in poverty which promotes materialism and greed in the current socio political industrial complex of the white supremacy movement.

              No Dillon, you have to marry a pretty little white girl like the rest of us.

              But WHY, Grandmaster Freemason?

              Because—

              Why is that?

              I don't know.

              I think it's so—

              I swear to god,

              He looks just like him.

              Would you believe if I told you,

              That this

              [Exact replica of Dillon Francis]

              Wow.

              Is a tiny black man?

              Are you insane?

              I like his dick.

              He must be nuts.

              ITS LIKE 10 FEET LONG.

              What?! This guy

              [Skrillex]

              White bitches:

              You promise?

              Yeah.

              GET OFF OF HIM

              HE'S MINE

              That's a designer ass fuckin broad right there...

              trip.

              *i wish*

              DUDE IN COWBOY HAT

              yeup.

              You mean Diplo

              ?!

              Sure.

              This is all in your head.

              I know.

              You want a dose of reality?

              No.

              I don't.

              Sure.

              GO FUCK YOURSELF.

              I should but—-

              No.

              What? Why not?

              Look, everytime I even get close to orgasm.

              HELLO.

              NO.

              1. I'm still paranoid that a helicopter is going to hover outside of my window.

                VO

                I became less paranoid after that moment

                lol white supremacist robot people

                They exist.

                I know. I'm the one programming them.

                BEFORE:

                HELICOPTER:

                [hovering outside of window as I masturbate furiously]

                “Furiously”

                SERIOUSLY.

                That's what she's doing in there?!

                ITS BEEN YEARS.

                EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A—

                the biggest penises I've ever seen in my life were on the literally scrawniest, skinniest white dudes I've ever loved—

                Been friends with—

                And trusted.

                Oh dear God

                —To demolish my pussy.

                THAT IS GOOOOOOOOD.

                What the fuck.

                Take that, black supremacy!

                Seriously, tho.

                Niggaz is niggas.

                ‍♀️

                It's fair to say that you also have too much power.

                WHAT.

                Seriously.

                VO

                Now I knew someone extremely rich

                HELLICOPTER

                (But hovering)

                Fff-fr-ff-ff

                Hm. That sounds close.

                Was watching me.

                OH DEAR GOD

                WHAT. I'm BUSY.

                I think it's fair to say

                The only safety in this country

                Is in being a white woman.

                AHEM. WHAT.

                A *frail white woman.

                What?! I'm strong?!

                A skinny woman.

                Where'd the white go?

                I don't know.

                Bring it back.

                I need some of that.

                God, she's just so free, and fun loving, careless—

                She's just so—

                Perfect.

                God,

                Are you still busy?

                kind of,

                Why?

                Make me perfect.

                I already did that.

                I mean, like this

                *Vogue Magazine*

                I mean like this.

                What is that?

                That's a model.

                What.

                It means she's perfect.

                I don't know him.

                That's a girl.

                Where's her breasts?

                *Vogue cover

                Breasts, unpictured—

                Pg. 11

                Leave me alone, Satan.

                But it's important.

                Is this fast over?

                No.

                It all started with apple pie…

                Look. I am an American,

                Okay?

                A patriot.

                Do you know why other countries hate us?

                Because we sold the world a dream,

                And it ended up as a cheap,

                Made in China

                Piece of Crap.

                [robot people]

                Did you figure out how to program humans yet?

                Kind of.

                CHINA

                Oh. That's funny—

                We have.

                Before:

                No more babies.

                What.

                You get ONE.

                One?!

                ONE.

                Ok, well I hope it's a boy.

                GOD

                a boy, for what?!

                To carry on my family's name!



                GOD.

                But you family sucks…

                What?

                Why would you say that,

                It's a GIRL.

                THROW IT AWAY:

                What.

                Seriously, does nobody remember that?

                Okay, you can have more kids now.

                Why?! It's over populated.

                As fuck.

                We need more soldiers.

                American men tend to frtishize Asian women.

                Why is this.

                Great.

                More subordinates.

                My spell worked.

                So like.

                Wait,

                They OWN LAND HERE?

                …Excurricating debt.

                Had to give them something.

                MAKE MORE MASKS.

                Oh? That's good. I like that.

                Okay.

                What is the true evil that seems to lie

                Deeply inside every blue eyed—

                I can't feel shiiiieeeeeeet.

                Are you sure it's just

                Blue eyes. It's a mutation.

                For what?

                You realize that this

                DONT BRING THAT SHIT OVER HERE

                you're a psychopath.

                Fuck these bitches

                I love vamps.

                LOOK AT ME.

                why.

                BECAUSE I DONT MAKE MY OWN ENERGY.

                i'M NOT ORIGINALLY FROM THIS PLANET

                WELL I AM.

                Great. Give me your light

                what?

                I don't have any.

                So wait this is

                Yes. This is actually an extraterrestrial war.

                WE'RE IN SPACE WARS?!

                I told you that.

                Great.

                It's a mutation

                We'll call it “an adaptation”

                GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.

                Okay.

                I like thighs now.

                What.

                Why don't you have thighs?!

                Men are uselesss.

                Sssriosussss.

                They never know what they want.

                They want ussssss.

                Children!!?

                Mostly.

                I swear, she's all used up.

                All used up. At 26.

                Yep.

                Wow. I should just kill myself.

                You should.

                I've been replaced!

                {First Wives Club}

                Best movie ever.

                By what

                A fucking toddler.

                Okay. I love her.

                {White women}

                (The actually self aware ones are also most often the most famous)

                Which one?

                All of them.

                The whole cast?!

                Star-studded.

                I thought this was Star Wars.

                Well, it was.

                I'll be damned!

                GEORGE LUCAS

                I thought I was.

                BUY! BUY!

                SELL! SELL.

                So this is automatic writing.

                Yep.

                I didn't get that knee injury from running.

                I got it sitting on the New York subway with my leg at a 90 degree angle.

                Oh really?

                Really.

                These boots are made for walkin,

                And that's just what they'll do;

                One of these days, these boots are gonna walk

                All over you.

                Is that code for something

                Walk on my back.

                What?

                Are you sure.

                Yes.

                Okay.

                In these:

                Uhhhh. That might hurt.

                I know.

                Woah.

                Just do it, okay?

                I'll pay you.

                Pay me in what?!

                Rupees.

                What about this one?

                No. No brown dudes.

                Why?! He's mad rich.

                I don't care.

                Not even me?

                No. No rappers.

                Why not?!

                He's mad rich.

                Roaches.

                Video hoes.

                [Beyoncé's Jolene is hilarious.]

                Dolly's asking you;

                Begging, actually…

                BEYONCÉ IS WARNING YOU.

                Really, bro?

                Men.

                A light skin,

                And a dark skin.

                A skinny one,

                And a thick one.

                A white one,

                And a black one.

                Men

                Have

                No

                Loyalty.

                SOME DO.

                Yeah.

                The ugly ones with short dicks

                *I AM OFFENDED*

                No, you're just ugly.

                It's a lot harder to be offended when you have everything.

                You have everything!

                Why are you crying!

                I want LOVE.

                YOU HAVE LOVE

                [MADONNA IS RUNNING A MARATHON]

                Gotta burn off all this energy

                What is it?!

                Love!

                Gotta take a nap…

                (Dark skinned women—the strongest women, being sucked dry of their—

                {Infinite Wisdom}

                [A fortress.]

                It does replenish, eventually…

                I promise

                WHERE THE LOVE IS

                With the women and children!

                Look, if this whole bitch is the titanic,

                (the United States of America)

                Then we should run it like the titanic and just



                TITANIC

                Women and children!

                WOMEN AND CHILDREN.

                Why,

                Cause the men are responsible for this war in the first place.



                Secret President

                Deathwish

                Enter The Multiverse

                The Legend of S Ū P C Я E E™

                The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū

                Ascension

                L E G E N D S

                The Seven Souls Saga

                OWSLA CONFIDENTIAL, LTD.The infinite Skrillifiles: Next Generation— Quantum Force



                [The door is kicked in.]

                What the FUCK.

                I'M THE FUCK

                I get that.

                Whatever, move.

                [he begins to rifle through the cabinets]

                Now where is it?

                What the fuck are you looking for?

                Shut UP.

                WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE.

                You call this a house? Dammit. Where would she keep something like this—?

                If by “she” you mean ME.

                I don't mean “you.”

                I'm the only one who lives here.

                NOBODY lives here.

                What.

                Right.

                What?! Right what?!

                You really don't know, do you?

                Don't know what?

                You are not who you think you are.

                Who do I think I am? What?!

                Who do you think I AM?

                That's right. Now shut up.

                Get out of my house.

                This is not a HOUSE. And even if it was a HOUSE, it's not YOUR house.

                What!

                SHUT UP.

                You're making a mess!

                I am a mess.

                STOP IT.

                That's alright—I know you'll clean it up.

                I thought I'm not who I thought I am.

                Yeah. But I know who you are. Tsh.

                Are you going somewhere with this?

                Eventually, but right now I need my back rubbed.

                Fine.

                PREVIOUSLY ON…

                Whatever

                Just—

                “Tidbits”

                Points:

                Jennifer Lopez in the 90's enters immidiate superstardom and fame, as The Illuminati, which has been tracking her every move for quite some time, conspicuously gifts her with a handful of large, rare, and uncut diamonds—she becomes a Kingpin and near overnight success, keeping the secret of the diamonds to herself—however, as she is skyrocketed to success and fame, strange and mystical things begin happening all around—and even more strange and mysterious, mystical people—besides the usually strange and magical celebrities and otherwise unworldly weirdos within the Illuminati's ranks— begin to appear, acting as guiding forces between the multidimensional realms which within the various portals a hidden world — infinity and beyond— has been kept, only exposed through the stories, shows, and —

                Wait a second



                — a montage— montage—

                I'm being intercepted.

                What? What about a montage??

                I love a good montage.

                Everybody loves a good montage.

                the infinite Jennifer Aniston and her Multidimensional counterparts

                Jennifer Aniston is tasked as becoming a guardian angel, to help protect and watch over the mysterious extraterrestrial formerly known as supacree, currently masquerading as CC as she attempts to escape the spiral of magical attacks from unknown forces, after being trapped in New York City.

                You know what? I love it. I'll take it.

                Are you sure?

                Yeah, I'm sure. I love her.

                I love her.



                it'll take it.

                JENNIFER ANNISTON, a well-known A-list actress whose rise to fame in the 1990's created her as a Hollywood superstar (and Illuminati staple) has been looking for the perfect project to invest her time to— rumors within the Underground have been circulating about a “secret podcast”, to which it's curator, a homeless and downtrodden musician and amateur DJ publishing Illuminati doctrine, some of which is only known to the limited and coveted higher ranks within the organization, interwoven into the plot's narratives as “Easter eggs”; the unformed screenplays have been archived and passed around for a number of years within a small community of elites, and some even plagiarized by the mindless and money hungry lowest ranking industry professionals—however—as it is known by the leaders of the organization as a whole, the true origins of this doctrine remains “unknown”, and the identity of the author, is surmised to be the prophesied scribe, set to arrive as the dawning of a new era arises, to write within her words the hidden truths to be sought by all mankind and otherwise—and therefore, must be protected and hidden within the organizations cradle at all costs; though misunderstood greatly, The Illuminati has been tasked with spreading the divine light to the human species through artform and storytelling, and as the art of wordfare becomes a lost art, the doctrine must be colluded to be written, before the end of the scribe's time, said to be often—a most untimely death, as the forces of darkensss seek to end all that remains of the love and light of the divine kind.

                Damn, really: Jennifer Aniston.

                I really like her eyes:

                Well yeah, they're mine, so.



                Apparently or whatever, Jennifer Anniston is assigned to guide CC as she trains to stand up as the scribe —

                Who revealed herself as so in Los Angeles, at Carl Cox's show.

                I dropped three cards for form the center of my eye,

                Here:

                An equilateral triangle.

                I Am.

                Two—

                These markings will be known to those as I,

                The scribe.

                Three—

                A world unknown awaits all those who seek the truth of the divine light in the pursuit of higher knowledge.



                INT. EQUINOX SPORTS CLUB NEW YORK. MANHATTAN. DAY

                JENNIFER ANNISTON enters the elevator—to her left, towering over her, she spots JIMMY FALLON, trying to remain unseen.

                …Jim?

                Oh, yeah, hey,

                What re you doing here?

                Whatever I want.

                You shouldn't be here.

                You shouldn't be here.

                This is by the way, when Satan switches from Jimmy fallon's body to Jennifer Anniston, hereby known as Jennifer Anisatan— just before the scene at Equinox

                “I'm holding in a fart.”

                So wait, who is Jimmy Fallon, then?

                Who the fuck knows.

                Who the fuck cares.

                I'm over it.

                ————————————————No wait, don't.



                Tie me to the cross

                Bleed on my sickness m

                Crossfaders, behind us

                Blinder up, bonded

                Surreal,

                The sunsets are longer

                Open your mind, your highness

                Crossfire, behind us

                (Someone else writing this)

                Dawn comes on stronger

                The sunsets are longer

                Tie me to your honor

                Come before me

                Somebody said you were the apocalypse

                I should have listened to my father

                Somebody told me you won the world at a carnival

                I should have never listened to my mother

                I should have listened to my father

                I should have listened to my father

                I should have listened to my father

                Come before me

                Tie me to your honor

                Born of blood,

                The borderline genius

                You were the apocalypse

                Tie me to your cross



                MAYA RUDOLPH

                Is weird.

                MAYA RUDOLPH prepares for a SAYONCE in her formerly secret apartment on the upper east side dedicated entirely to magical purposes

                Ok.

                Ok.

                Okay?

                Ok.

                The worst part about it is,

                I do understand you,

                Because I am you

                The very worst part of it is

                I want a family

                To hold you hand

                And rub your back

                But I just can't have you

                —I'm just a fan, dude.

                The truth is I've got two suitcases,

                Some capsules of cyanide,

                An axe and some anthrax

                A cat in my lap

                And a failing laptop

                I've been living hand to mouth

                I've got

                A ripped backpack

                A stress ball

                A Hackey sack

                A hockey bag

                A volleyball

                And a mouthful of gunpowder

                How do you like me now?

                It's gonna take forever to fund my project

                But it's gonna take longer

                To find my body

                Cause nobody loves me

                Nobody has my number

                The phone is shut off

                And so is the water

                (By that I mean, my love;

                It's all coming out blood now)

                I must be backed up

                And stuffed full of crystal cocks

                I could give it up for a wand

                Or a ringworm

                Oh God

                My wrists are itching to ditch this place

                I fell asleep with a gun to my head

                And woke up Cobain

                Okay?

                Ok

                Okay?

                Ok.

                Sorry to wake you

                I came to rape you

                HEATH LEDGER

                hello.

                OH, GOD.

                HEATH LEDGER

                I heard you like ghosts.

                I— I don't.

                HEATH LEDGER

                Oh, you don't?

                No—!

                HEATH LEDGER

                oh!

                wait—who are you?

                HEATH LEDGER

                (Makes joker face)

                All my friends are dead, anyway

                I'm loving more ghosts than people these days

                The faces, the golden days

                The golden retrievers

                I need some relief, man

                Release me

                Sweet, freedom

                Just lay on your back,

                And I'll take it from there

                JOKER?

                Aha.



                I'm in love with the idea of

                Death

                The idea of

                Leaving this world behind

                The idea of love

                The ideal of love

                The ideal of love

                The seductive touch

                I'm in love with the idea of

                Not knowing pain

                The idea of

                Not needing money

                The idea of love

                The ideal of love

                The ideal of love

                The seductive barrel of a gun

                So run away

                Run far from me

                Far as the eye can see—

                And I'll aim for the head

                But probably just get the neck

                Or the center of the back

                Twirl around, girl

                Do your dance

                Heads or tales for the daughters

                The blondes,

                The live that you wanted

                The life that you wasted

                The knife to your back

                The life flight

                The kite hack

                Never spend your heart on band tickets

                Don't you know

                This is so much more

                Disappointing in person

                We all are

                Never spend your bet on your bottom dollar

                The kite and the rock band

                The lost rock

                The last dollar

                Diamonds on your

                JENNIFER LOPEZ

                GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, BITCH.

                NO WAY, J-LO.

                YOU LOVE ME

                EXACTLY.

                GETAWAYFROMME.

                DONT MAKE ME CALL GOLDBERG.

                I'M LIKE WAY MORE SCARED OF JANET JACKSON.

                JANRT JACKSON

                GUESS WHAT?!

                OH NO!!! NOOOO.

                U PICKS UP TO SUPER SPEED

                wtf.

                How does she run that fast, that fat?

                I really don't know.

                Did you call my name?

                Did you wake me from my relentless dreams

                I needed you

                Just like you needed me

                I called your name

                You called me

                Follow me home

                Follow me to the road we both know

                Open the doors for the lonely

                Follow me home

                Follow me home

                Sista sista

                What it is, mista?

                Turn the tables,

                Drums, then get my sticks sucked

                You dig it?

                Turn on the television

                I'm on in an minute

                This could be infinite,

                Nothing to defend here,

                Just




                No, not the google documents!

                GET IN THE HOLE.

                Hm.

                What.



                Blood Shower

                All along the watch tower



                Do you feel good?

                Do you?

                Do you feel bad about this.

                I do. I feel bad about this.

                I forgot to tell you–

                I should probably let you know that I just want to

                MAN, FUCK THIS DUDE.

                MA.

                WAHT.

                IT'S ON.


                WHAt.

                THE SHOW IS ON.

                THEWHAT.

                THE–

                *suddenly self aware*

                …I gotta get out of Boston.




                What, first this was about war, now it's about bird people?

                It's about a war WITH the bird people.

                I should sleep.

                Hahaha. No.

                This isn't funny anymore.

                At least it's over.




                MA–

                Oh, it's far from over.

                Yo, i'm going through some crazy shit right now.

                Spur of the moment

                I'd never thought of it;

                This is gonna take forever.

                I don't have the patience

                To even write this

                I just want french fries right now

                But been up for two days with no gym and

                I'm on a diet.

                GUAC TIME.

                No, no burritos.

                GUAC TIME.

                Oh shit, this is getting real as fuck .

                NOw i see it three ways.

                I love it.

                I hate it.

                HEY, LET ME OUT.

                GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, SKRILLEX.

                I'M DILLON FRANCIS.

                IN THE HOLE.

                Check it out.

                Huh.

                It's another DJ.

                *agrees*

                Should we pick him up.

                WEll, the good news is: I found your friend.

                Oh, that's good.

                The bad news is: He's dead.

                Oh, that–'s … nice.

                Yeah. It is.

                Uh. Kaskade.

                Yeah.

                We gotta find Ryan.

                Why. What's up?

                You're freaking me out.

                Why. What's up.

                Nothing

                IS it my eyes?

                I–

                *wild ass eyes*

                Yeah, it's probably that.

                Fuck dude, what did you do to deadmau5.

                NOTHIN.

                He's not the same.

                What the fuck is that.

                Holy shit I jus timejumped

                Where the fuck are you going.

                How the fuck could this happen?!

                It COULDN'T.

                Well, that's it then.

                *shrugs*

                Well, I guess we're just gonna have to go dig up Dillon Francis.

                I guess so.

                Do you think he's still alive.

                Like, probably not–

                Maybe…

                No, probably not

                @prodbywar& @Halmadeit

                This amazon order took me nine hours

                Alexa, I think i should fire her

                Like a arm

                I don't leave at night without armor

                Don't make me a martyr

                Your mom will be proud of us all

                If i make it outta here

                And i'll look after her

                Got the whole block coming up on my heels as I walk

                Wtf is it…

                Idk dude.

                Is it speeding up?

                I…i think so.

                There's no way this is 140

                IT's 140.

                It's 140 .

                There's no way.

                Yes way.

                Nah huh.

                Let me see.

                No.

                Let me at the decks.

                Let me at the decks.

                NO.

                YO LET ME AT THE DECKS.

                You want deks.

                Yes.

                I got deks.

                Really.

                yeus .

                I never listened to it like this

                In ableton

                I read serato, synesthesia and rekordbox

                I talk a lot,

                I'm like a human music box

                I walk a lot

                I run my mouth a mile a minute

                (faster than i run around the track reciting rap words)

                Like they're passwords.

                Oh, I could do this forever..

                I wish i had i microphone right now

                And was all alone

                With the lights off

                Lying on the floor

                I'd be lying if i said I could afford you

                Just to fornicate

                But may consider playing with a foreigner

                If you're all for her

                I'm unnerved, you know

                Cause i've been up so long

                My monster likes to play with boys and

                Make the bass go down below where

                Nobody does anymore

                Once I get a hold of things

                Or the hang of it

                You've got another hot ones on your hands

                I've another record under my belt

                Or in my roster,

                Whatever you'd call it

                But now I've got no time to bark about

                Wanting a dog and a daughter

                But none of the responsibility or

                Going through all the trouble to find her a father

                I'm still holding a fart in.

                Reaally–cause–it's been a really long time.

                WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT A LONG TIME, JIMMY FALLON??

                Um a lot! You literally just saw me make the journey all the way up from nothing.

                I am nothing

                EXACTLY.

                I don't have time to fight with you Jiimmy Fallon.

                I did NOT write these games by myself you know?!

                Um, excuse me– “GAMES” ?!

                YES, GAMES.

                Uh, I've only got one game with you in it, my friend.

                Is that so!

                One game that I've written with the Great–formerly LATE Jimmy Fallon.

                Is that like a play on words cause i'm on late night TV

                YOu'RE ON ALL THE TIME TV, JIMMY. NBC SHIT IS PRACTICALLY AUTOMATICALLY SYNDICATED.

                -_-

                …are you alright.

                –_-_-__-_

                Hold on, I think i've got it

                Nice, I found a growler.

                yOu still haven't got all the monsters and sprites

                Ive got all the big ones, but the little ones are harder to catch.

                GrO0Wl3rrr.

                Aww.

                He's so ugly.

                Yeah, but cute, though, right.

                I don't think so.

                Gro)WwlErrrrrrrrr.

                Aww.

                That's so fucking gross.

                lol . so what does this thing look like.

                Well, that't the thing about the monsters and sprites.

                WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

                It's alright, it's alright–he's nice.

                WHAT. THAT'S A SPRITE.

                No, it's a monster. He's just scary.

                SUPACREE.

                David Bowie. What up.

                God, it took me ages to find you.

                Tell me about it. I'm still trying.

                We've been expecting you for a long time.

                You were expecting I'd die?

                Yes.

                So when she says she's “married to the music…”

                I'm married to the music.

                Oh, so.

                Yo, honestly if you een want to talk to this bitch, you'd better have like a musical instrument, or a mic in your hands,

                Otherwise–

                No, getawayfrom me.

                It's not even worth it.



                HI.

                –No.

                What's up?

                Tempo.

                SUNNI

                Cotour

                From the store

                I was poor

                Now i'm honorable

                In velour,

                Glamour (Snap)

                Forsure,



                Jesus Christs is

                making appearances in my abletons

                I'm not able to comprehend or understand exactly the message,

                But the evidence sire is mounting

                Get it

                Reached the temple,

                More of a sanctuary,

                Is that sacrilegious

                I guess it is,

                I'm stressed as ever

                Trying to get it to gether



                I'm way too tired for a remix;

                All i really want is some fries that are french

                And some thighs that are thick

                Like mine to sit on

                like five or six dicks

                Pick up up like chopped sticks



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                ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

                -Ū.



                Love, Skrillex.

                COMING UP ON

                what show is this?

                Whatever it is.

                Things Mormon girls do

                Katie

                Mindy

                Jenny - the 1987 Chevy nova

                My name is Skrillex- to Yonkerz

                Laura and Bryan

                I'm home sick— but not so homesick that I want to be homeless

                Gentrification—non rent control

                My boss trying to be a dom (but being black so it was scary and creepy instead of va attractive and a turn on

                Being worth 4 million

                And still not being attractive

                Sex harness

                Mormons putting themselves to the side

                To keep up with church standards

                Correction: carne asada fries with mango pico

                Mexico elected a new president (a woman) and made the loser a piñata

                The pixies



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                1 hr 6 min
              2. “The Defendant” (Instrumental) [I_NY]

                “The Defendant” (Instrumental)

                I_ NY (2024)

                Prod. by Blū Tha Gurü

                BMG Recordings | The Complex Collective ©

                Blū Music Group, LLC DBA The Festival Project, Inc.

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                3 min
              3. {Caddyshack}

                “Caddyshack”

                (A Mumtidimentional Mixtape)

                {Enter The Multiverse}



                From Wikipedia:

                Caddyshack is a 1980 American sportscomedy film directed by Harold Ramis, written by Brian Doyle-Murray, Ramis and Douglas Kenney, and starring Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Michael O'Keefe and Bill Murray with supporting roles by Sarah Holcomb, Cindy Morgan, and Doyle-Murray. It tells the story of a caddie, vying for a caddie scholarship, who becomes involved in a feud on the links between one of the country club's founders and a nouveau riche guest. A subplot involves a greenskeeper who uses extreme methods against an elusive gopher.



                Caddyshack was Ramis's directorial debut and boosted the career of Dangerfield, who was previously known mostly for his stand-up comedy. Grossing nearly $40 million at the domestic box office (the 17th-highest of the year),[3] it was the first of a series of similar comedies.

                The film has a cult following and was described by ESPN as "perhaps the funniest sports movie ever made"




                SAUCE



                (IN CASE YOU MISSED IT)

                —-



                AHAHA. ITS ME AGAIN.

                OH SHIT!

                Oh shit, i guess it's Jimmy Fallon's Galaxy.

                Oh nooo.

                Oh, yes.

                Look at this penny.

                I see you.

                Now look into my eyes.

                I see you, Jesus.

                Ahahaha!

                Okay, now what?

                This shit is twisted

                I missed the shift of the dimensions—

                Till Jimmy walked in with his pennies

                For some cigarettes and swishers,

                Just to get the picture

                It's 5 AM again,

                And it's still Infinite,

                I'm disinterestedd as ever in living in LA,

                Or just living, period—

                But it is what it is,

                I work for my rent,

                I've repented for this,

                Used to sleep in a tent,

                But when I was an Infant,

                I instantly—

                Wait, a customer walked in.

                I better help him.

                Heaven help him.

                Another level,

                Call dr. Nevel,

                Or an Ambulance,

                I just can't get it

                Just can't get it,

                Wait, let's insert some of the script here, I guess.

                Took you long enough, didn't it?

                That took forever.

                How are you alive?

                Maybe I'm not.

                Finally, we agree on something.

                Oh, this guy

                Lol.

                Good to see you again.

                Likewise, now—

                Here it goes…

                As you promised.

                Working on it.

                As I promised.



                Take my heart for granted,

                Take my soul, If this is loveless

                Till the end,

                I just can't manage, having

                Thoughts of death and tragic ends

                I haven't

                Felt the same since

                Waking up without the day to come ahead;

                The day has passed again

                A test,

                No fail, or pass

                It's just progressive,

                In a trance,

                It's just the stress,

                It's just to pass the time,

                I guess, if this is purpose

                Then, we'll see if this is worth it

                Now, or never, then

                Now or never,

                Never had a friend,

                All envious at best,

                This is the end all,

                In the end, it's just

                Me and God,

                And God would want

                A better body,

                To have fun

                I wished it all at once,

                And then I watched it crumble

                Oh, I watched it

                Stumble in, again, my friend

                I'm different when it's wet,

                I might not never see the Sun again

                I might not ever love again

                Oh well

                “Oh well” , I said

                Oh, well, I guess

                Oh well

                Okay. One hour left.

                Okay.

                Who gets the gold?

                Hum.

                Honestly I didn't want to hear a thing ; I had quit music—I just wasn't cut out for the industry—I was, but not by societal standards by far; my lowly place in the smoke shop would have to do for now, and though I knew it wouldn't sustain, there wasn't much else I could do but keep showing up, for as long as it lasted—dresses in at least 2 layers and 5 pairs of socks tucked into boots two-sizes-too-big I had been forced to purchase specifically due to the frigid and painful, freezing temperatures at the locations I worked, which kept its doors open 24/7.

                Play Iambic.

                What, right now?

                Yeah, play Iambic.

                Uh…

                Iambic played st exactly 1 hour and 19 minutes—it's script, the transcribed rendition crafted especially for the Broadway stage, an 88-page-masterpiece collecting dust in the confines of my Google Documents, along with anything else I had written and had yet the advantage of placing anywhere besides my podcast channels, which I constantly thought about cancelling, despite its innumerous downloads—nothing really seemed to matter anymore, as I was trapped in my body, in a loveless world, in a dead-end job and though my bed was clean and comfy, sharing the room wirh 3 others became exhausting.

                INT. SMOKESHOP. 5:58 AM

                DREW BARRYMORE

                …

                SUPACREE

                …

                I'm done. I quit.

                QUIT?! YOU CAN'T QUIT.

                Nope. That's it. I quit.

                You can't quit.

                I just did.

                I hadn't quit the music industry—the music industry had quit me. I wasn't pretty enough, skinny enough, light skinned enough, or willing to do what any of the other girls were to get ahead.



                WTF is THIS.

                Since you like to troll so much, I just thought I'd turn you into one

                This is not Kosher, 199x Jimmy Fallon;

                Let me out of this plastic

                —not exactly “fireproof” —

                death box, before I let myself out, and I trap you in it.

                But oh,

                You already did.

                FIGHT.

                UGH OH.

                Ok, rotate.

                Who is this.

                Oh shit, hey dude.

                FUCK, what year is it?

                MEANWHILE, Under the bridge.



                …anybody seen this, uh…

                *Troll*

                Yee!

                *Troll*

                Alright.

                That's it.

                Everything checks out. The story was air tight.

                TIGHT, TIGHT

                I want you to wear this tonight

                “The Lady In The Red Dress”

                You really went all out for this

                I really didn't.



                lol

                Oh I see,

                You thought this was the matrix.

                MIT

                I WISH

                GOD

                Wish what.



                MIT

                …

                Mm.

                Did u see that.

                See what.

                ALRIGHT FUCK THIS, YA'LL

                IT GOT SERIOUS,

                WHERE'S MY CYCLOPS



                He called me his cyclops—

                —-and then he said

                LIKE

                GET OUT

                WHAT

                GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

                WHY

                CAUSE YOURE JUST A PIÑATA, MAN!

                And I ain't got time for that!

                I just got a DeLorean

                And a new HAT

                I gotta go get

                Oof.

                WRECKED.

                Yo,

                Wicked.

                KENDRICK (TODDLER)

                WIZARD.

                Oh my.

                I'm J00F'd up.

                | | | trance | | |

                Look; I gotta get out of this

                MOTHER OF PEARL

                do not beach this whale carcas on my warehouse project

                A what

                A beached whale

                I know

                You brought a beached whale to my fucking rave show

                Oh I get it

                It's Avant- Guarde

                No, that's just how I got here

                ….

                Trust me, it's okay that

                This never happened

                You did not see me

                It's because I wasn't there

                Is this U

                Ū

                No I wasn't there.

                Ü

                I was.

                Fuck.

                What happened.

                It's ok.

                All I remember is

                “The Quatardashians”

                Hmm

                Also

                The indigenous

                But that's it

                But mostly that was all just Jesus showing off his flexes

                Are u fasting?

                Yes, “Ū” is.

                So, do you need this?!

                TRUMPP

                Get rid of this recording imiidiately

                GOT IT.

                kill that bitch.

                SKRILLEX

                Yessir.

                —-but before all that happens.

                …did you want fries with that?!

                Why are we boycotting McDonald's

                —for poisoning

                —the allies

                —our enemies.

                Wait, you're eating this?

                Yes.

                Like, for fun, or like?

                No.

                This is what I'm feeding my children

                Why

                Cause they hungry.

                Uh, ok—

                —and there's six of them.

                Aight, ya'll can each have one nugget with your—

                I wanted a cheese burger!

                You git hamburgers. Ham. Cheese costs CENTS;

                And you know your momma

                If I ain't about a dollar

                -

                A dollop of Daisy

                You really are

                Ashamed of his

                Alright, you evil bastards.

                I see you want to

                Cause suffering

                Correct

                For which you will eternally recurve damnnation and all of the pain you've caused

                Karmas a bitch

                It's lonely at the top

                Not when you're GOD

                Get off my rock

                Did you miss an appointment?

                Nah, can't do it

                Why what happened

                Too high up.

                Whatchu mean

                So what, it's just like

                Done.




                Well, this is it, huh guys.

                Oh, yeah, it's that, alright

                This is the longest ride we ever took.d

                This is the ONLY ride we ever took.

                I WANNA GET OFF THIS RIDE.

                I AM REALLY HIGH UP.

                JUST LET GO.

                NO.

                NO.

                NO.

                Put me down, kite!!!

                KITE

                wtf do you want me to do.

                I'm a KITE.

                I'm

                YOU FUCKIN KIKE



                NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—-

                Well,

                I'll be honest, man, this sets you back, some

                How far back

                GET GONE,

                But? We're dinosaurs.

                Why would something with razor sharp teeth be so—

                —peaceful, and friendly??

                T-REX

                …cuddles.



                I just can't fake the feeling(

                I can't pretend to cry

                It just comes, when it does

                But when the well runs dry

                That's when the the world will end

                That's when the world will end

                After this movie, I guarantee we will no longer need the Wilhelm scream

                AGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!



                YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

                AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHH



                UUUUUUUUUUUUU

                This movie broke the world record for the amount of times the word

                “No” was screamed

                NO

                NOH.

                NO.

                ‘No!

                NOOOOOOOOOOO!

                NONONO.

                NOOOOOOOAAAAAHH

                …No!

                Here they all come for her,

                Defended upon New York

                In order of important, or appearance?

                One doesn't wonder,

                At al, of what's to come

                Uncommon, we are

                The call has come

                TRACY

                My tummy hurts.

                That's probably because you've been drinking straight tequila for the last hour and a half.

                No I haven't!

                This is water!

                Tequila is YELLOW, Liz Lemon!

                No, Tracy—that's silver tequila,

                And regular tequila is,

                You know what?

                Nevermind.

                Alright, who's got the night shift?

                [nobody raises their hand, at all]

                Seriously guys?! Come on!

                COME ON!

                Look up WHAM!

                For some reason, idk.

                Can we just— not do this?

                No.

                Out of my mind a bit

                Speaking in tongues,

                In total silence

                Guess it's the times,

                I guess that's just who I am

                And who I am is

                I said I was Sam

                I'm the same,

                I said,

                “Say Uncle”

                I guess it's a game, we're playing

                I don't want to be played with

                At all



                I just want to feel loved again

                By someone else

                Superb, like him

                I just want to be felt,

                I guess

                By someone else

                That's

                “Different”

                I just want to be kissed on the lips

                A splendid blend of

                Twisted trysts

                Let's not pretend

                It hasn't ended yet

                Until you've finished it

                Class dismissed again

                Let me off of it

                I just want it to stop

                Keep rolling

                Keep rolling your eyes in the back of your head

                Like you did just morning

                Just go for a walk

                Just stop for a moment

                Run a bath

                And just keep running

                Cause here something comes,

                Of course,

                It's all your callings

                Neatly rolling into one,

                They said

                But I

                Just want to be loved again

                And who doesn't

                That's the fucked up part

                I just want to be loved again

                But nobody ever

                Just comes up

                I just want to be loved again

                It's a walk in the park

                Don't follow the dog

                Even if he barks at you

                It's time to start again

                I wonder what comes after this part

                You are the gleaning in the shadows,

                The reckoning in my eye,

                The siren in my silence;

                The green in all the lights,

                I am a shamed to have just been

                One of your many

                One of your many

                Images,

                You still have me twisted,

                I miss you,

                It's just you, at the end,

                Again

                I left you where you left me

                Solid on solid

                Sounds are invalid now

                How are you so

                Swore by your awesome

                No more songs, I said

                No more songs, he's dead to me

                No more songs!

                She's inlisted

                He's uninterested,

                Isn't this interesting

                The problem is:

                I'm still in love with

                Everyone i've ever been in love with

                (And I love him)

                But he doesn't

                remember my

                Name

                And he's famous

                And she's crazy

                And he hates her

                But he made me hate him
                The day I became you

                The day I became

                So famous,

                I finally made it

                I'm dead



                It smells like dill in here

                At least it doesn't smell like dead mouse.

                Aha.

                Youre Hellen.

                Keller or Mirin

                How would you be Hellen Miren

                Cause I'm the Queen.

                posh.




                You want to die

                Well, you better do it quick

                Better get your shit toggether, paint a l

                Bigger, better picture

                Bitter Betty gliching steady

                Just remember when you're ready

                Ever steady still forgetting dinner

                Dessert was already

                Forget this significance



                Remind me why I'm on this speeding bullet to nowhere

                Had no other options but to go under for something

                Shy, sickness it's a secret

                Just kill me already

                Semi robotic,

                Something like a magnet, attracted,

                Simply symphonies

                And soulless bodies, tied to money

                Wonder what was in the vaccum cleaner meaning

                What did you suck up, dude

                Who do you suck up to.

                When nobody loves you

                But your own son

                And the audience is robots

                Nothing really works more than once, if it's really magic

                Sit and do nothing would you

                Like you're supposed to

                Fall over like the mannequin you are

                Just a body in my count

                A mattress without a bespost, if it matters

                If it matters

                Doesn't really matter

                But hey, you know

                We all go downtown every once or twice a note

                For Hanukkah

                I could try to be nice

                But there's no sense in it,

                Is there

                If everything and everyone else is just as nasty

                As the rest of it

                Just is just a test, again

                A doctors office visit.

                Simple robotics,

                Or already stocked up for Hanukkah, Hollywood

                Where's your homeland deposit box

                Closet full of robots

                Closest to the moon, I wrote another poem for you

                Sorry that I wasn't on the offering table

                The parakeet, pigeon and pirated Slattery,

                Damages, damages,

                All with the Amazon packages,

                Now we're all robots,

                Aren't we

                What corporation to you belong to!

                Something corporate , or say anything

                Whose to say Jeff Besoz won't replace us

                With m robots with thought processes,

                If once such could project as such presence

                As an AI freestyle

                Meanwhile, I've got a butload of buckets and bunts,

                Bullletwounds, eyes on Manhattan and happens to wish something bad upon me

                When all I wanted is

                Somebody to love me

                And someone to love him,

                If that's what he wanted

                (But who knows if what he wanted was all of the bodies opposite of him)

                I don't belong on this planet

                I belong in the garbage

                Put me on mars, mom

                Stop it,

                You're almost a robot, get out of my peripheral

                With your mental illness

                Geez, I must really want a menorah

                This is the animal house

                There's no one alive here

                Set to be slaughters.

                Honor the box of offerings as

                Thoughtful words

                And parallels

                What could be under your tongue

                Is the surface of love

                Just to touch with the battery acid or chemical trails

                You have left in your axis

                Nobody knows better than this

                How close it is to touching

                Without being loved

                But nobody loves you

                Psychotron, sure we're all robots now

                Nobody loves anymore

                {Previously, On…}

                L E G E N D S

                The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū

                {Enter The Multiverse}

                Ascension



                What the FUCK did you DO?

                What did I do?!

                You know what you did!

                I didn't do anything!

                Oh yeah?

                No! Not on purpose!

                GODDAMMIT, YOU SON OF A—

                Where's Jimmy Fallon?!

                What?! I don't know!

                Oh no.

                Oh shit, run.

                Oh no.

                What in the FUCK—

                I am “the fuck”

                You know what.

                I'm gonna sue the everliving shit out of you.

                For WHAT.

                We'll see.

                Fuck.

                Uh oh.

                FUCK.

                What now?

                What this time?

                Apparently, Jimmy Fallon is missing.

                What the fuck does that got to do with me.

                We'll see.




                Okay, great,

                Now finish that chapter.

                What fucking chapter?!

                All of it.

                That's—a lot.

                I want all of it. By my desk, by noon tomorrow.

                “By” your desk?!

                Yes, BY. Not ON. I've got too much stuff on my desk—

                …but it's…like 9 o clock.

                Should be easy, given your natural talents.

                What natural talents.

                PEACOCK.

                AHAHAHAHA.

                Okay. Well.

                Well what.

                This sucks. I lost all my coins.

                Hey.

                Ugh.

                You dropped this.

                So how was Los Angeles.

                What the fuck. You fucking DICK.

                I told you, I own shares in this.

                So what's the plan for this, exactly.

                I dunno, Harry.

                I got a book of stamps,

                And a yellow envelope marked

                “Jimmy Fallon”

                I will hate you forever.

                Well, that's retarded.

                I haven't even smited you yet.

                I will annihilate you, human.

                WHERE'S MY SHIT.

                Who the fuck are you, anyway?

                Nobody!

                No one.

                No one cares about this series, yo.

                I'l seriously doubt that, Jesse Pinkman.

                What is this stuff.

                It's your stuff.

                This is not what I ordered—

                Hey—

                Why is it BLUE

                Cause it is.

                So.

                WHY IN THE—

                Mischief managed.

                Alright. This should be good for the night, but we gotta get out of here by morning;

                I thought your parents owned this place.

                It's a time share!

                So?

                So it's like only —part of the time.

                That is stupid.

                No! You're stupid! You're the one who got us into this mess.

                It's your mess, I was just cleaning it up!

                Whatever! Stop trippin.

                Nobody's “tripping.”

                That's it. I'll be a stripper.

                Straight outta hell, that kid.

                Don't I know it.

                Alright, fine.

                I said, whatever you do—

                DONT watch this show.

                Stuff it, J. Slatts. I'll kill you with my eyeballs

                Sounds like a threat.

                Put on a lawsuit, then.

                Maybe I oughtta…

                —with a bow tie.

                You'll look so pretty.

                I thought I was already pretty.

                Uh huh.

                Yeah, look, so honestly

                I don't know if I'll ever be on the same vibration as like,

                Jimmy Fallon and them, ok?

                I don't know how I did it;

                I don't know what did it,

                It just happened and then—

                And then WHAT.

                It just—ended.

                Just like that.

                I'm not trying to offend anybody here.

                Just like that.



                Now, I ask:

                What are we going to do to sell you this dream?

                Doesnt matter what you do, I'll never believe it.

                Sure, fine; Don't believe it—

                We're gonna make you live it.

                Who the hell us “we” anyway?

                Now you're speaking in my cadence—

                Don't flatter yourself

                I like it.

                Too late, I guess.

                So, you see

                We're building

                Power triangles

                And

                love squares

                Power triangles

                And love squares

                Don't let it scare you,

                There's love there

                Don't let it scare you,

                There's love there

                Never fear where love has dared

                To call you up there

                Corrupt file—no fair.

                Don't be suprised even the odds seem to turn in your favor,

                I promise you;

                Nobody's ever ready

                For what has just happened here.

                WAKE UP, FUCKER.

                Ugh, I can't go through this again.

                So, I guess I'll have to erase,

                Or just secretly publish

                Everything I've ever written

                About my actual experience as a color,

                Just so that I can earn money

                As anything other than

                A slave—

                A maid,

                A housekeeper,

                A dog walker

                Or servitor

                So far under her,

                That I can't see far enough up to just

                Scratch the surface

                Her birthright:

                The entire network

                And mine,

                To sit under her,

                Wondering what the world would be like

                At the other end of the spectrum

                The word form of the

                White woman

                The wicked witch of all directions,

                In which I stand in;

                I'm at her mercy

                I've been abandoned before

                But this disservice, is, I'm afraid

                The best advice I can take is just

                To go straight to the bank with my angst and my hatred

                And shove it

                So here comes the nameless

                Face I love,

                Yet,

                The faceless God,

                Was

                Intoxicated, at best—

                Manipulation of the Mass Media

                I'm so

                Seriously jaded

                In this torture chamber

                In my corner office

                In this hall of racists,

                I claim, but if all is

                One in the same

                Then

                It's one in the same

                And

                I'm mainstream

                I'm famous

                If it's

                One in the same

                Then

                It's one in the same

                If it's

                One in the same

                Then I'm mainstream

                I'm so famous

                In a whole room full of humans

                I'm groomed to be useful for something,

                But what?

                It just hasn't come yet.

                I could sit down with a paper and pen,

                But I'm filling up all of my documents

                With hollandaise and God

                For what?

                It's just another song, or something

                Or something.

                It's just another —

                Goddamnit it, more coughs again.

                I told you not to watch this.

                Why do I taste pancakes?

                Maybe you're having a stroke again.

                Chyeah, a stroke of genius.

                I'll show you a stroke.

                Or don't.

                Well, there goes the captain.

                where is that scene, anyway?

                I don't know, I just wrote it.

                Great, she left the door open.

                She's got no furniture!

                It's a “dance floor”

                It's “the black box” she called it “the black box”

                Goddamn, do you listen to all her stuff?

                “Fear stimulates my imagination”

                Pilot

                ASOT

                Fuck man,

                What is a woman to a man,

                And an androgynous genius to

                The industry, or anyone at all

                If all are foes ans frauds

                All else is toxic!

                I woke up with one hand tucked behind my back

                Feeling dead drunk,

                I just woke up again

                But never fell asleep

                What world am I in?

                The end of the

                Dream sequence

                The end of the energy keeping me between three things:

                My past,

                My future

                And these prequels,

                Sequels

                And seeing arrangements

                And

                She's going crazy

                But nobody quite understands

                That these demons are chasing me saying

                “You deserved those hands in your face”

                The scratches on Kayla's back should have had me but

                I was too fat

                To find love again

                And still have something

                Wonderfully, undone

                And wrong with me

                Wrong with me enough to

                slam poetry

                So I'm guessing the white women I love beyond words and bounds are—

                In charge of whatever happens

                At the top of the rock;

                So I jumped off.

                I want to see someone suffer for all that I've done;

                No, that's dark, and karmic, you know—

                To go on like that;

                The confusions and refusal to accept that

                The album is called ChaosMagick,

                But the cover is more

                Urgent,

                A prose or a pawn of protection

                Against all the coughs

                And the reckless mismanagement

                The hands in my head

                And the eye on my scar

                And the lies on my heart

                So tell me,

                What happens

                When you're flying a kite with your heart,

                And it's broken?

                What happens to the kite ,

                When you fly it with your heart

                And your art up in bundles—

                heartbroken, heartbroken

                So what come of Miss May,

                Come January?

                What come of Miss April

                By Next December

                what comes of the words I was saying

                For no one

                But everyone heard them

                And I've been gone

                Much longer than months,

                But still stocked up on all that I've wanted

                Or all that I got

                Or just, all that I love

                But got no undercovers to acknowledge no more

                How right I was

                Or how wrong I am

                What come of Miss June, when Miss January comes around?

                what come now, around August,

                When March is long forgotten?

                What comes of the drugs,

                Of the come ups, and come downs

                What comes of the process

                When nothing is served

                But the surf has come up

                Somewhere

                And I just can't love enough

                To go there

                I want to go to there

                I want to be that girl

                I want to sit at the top of the rock

                Writing songs, and sipping mock cocktails

                I want to



                Don't you know

                I just want to get back to

                Where I belong

                I'm so out of money and love

                That I want to be

                Under the train,

                When it's coming

                (Sometimes it's just the impulse that says

                “GO”

                Then the train starts to slow

                And my pain bubbles up into a numb,

                Dumb, crumbling cluster of poetry

                You know?

                Or you don't

                Cause you're all just on your phones

                Scrolling

                Some black man stands over me,

                Reminding me of why I never trust the ones

                Who want me most,

                Or just assume,

                By color code,

                That I belong to them

                I'm sorry,

                I just can't write with your arms around my neck like this

                Your heart around my arms like this

                It's so wholesome

                I had other verses but forgot them

                They took away my movies for the curses

                And the hexes

                That they put on me

                I said don't.

                And the king said

                “Heads will roll”

                Cause, you know;

                I've got parts for all of them now,

                The ones I'd forgotten

                But come from the catacombs,

                Back from the conduit

                You know,

                This is awful

                I had another one,

                But lost it.

                The king?!

                Which one.

                Teas I!

                No, it wasn't,

                It was Gían's father,

                From further off

                Should I call John back?

                Which one?

                Turns out, I love all of them—

                Turns out, I've got all of them

                In my college

                I taught them all to be someone

                Becoming of acknowledgement

                With nombres most common

                Juan, in subcultures, but

                Beyond that

                (Or above them)

                It's John,

                Or just Jonathan,

                Watch the ones who drop the consanant;

                They're always so troublesome,

                But I took them all up

                As understudies,

                Social Studies and some theatrics,

                Joan of Ark said

                Two more moments

                (Two more weeks in)

                I could have a body worthy

                Of a Grammy award, but —

                Would I be a writer then?

                Probably not, hon—

                Writers are

                Off a bit.

                If you were pretty, ever at all— would you have written this?!

                If I were pretty at all would there be reason to be this

                Conflicted?

                Some of those old New York hallways

                Haven't been painted

                In ages

                Since they made them

                Don't make that face at me

                I only dropped my key once

                On the fourth floor

                —they're horrible, you know

                To us,

                The “brothers” know no love

                They are destruction, speaking

                Of this,

                I got a cold heart.

                Cold like the robber

                Cold like the calling I've done in my corner office cold, like the jello mold forming a thought process

                Worthy enough

                I might love it like a husband

                We're re-evaluating your circumstances.

                Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

                I've got friends at USPS

                What the fuck could that even account to.

                Look, I'm gonna have to give this some serious considerations.

                It's not that serious.

                It's not that serious.

                Of course it is!

                I'm up to my knees in investments!

                So?!

                I wade a waiste deep,

                Surely you can get by

                “Up to your knees”

                What exactly do you need?

                Money. And lots of it.

                I mean, from me.

                Money.

                Really?

                Leave me alone.

                I told you not to write this.

                You're a voice in my head;

                No, I'm the hand in your mailbox.

                What in the fuck do you believe in.

                I believe in everything!

                They said you were a genius;

                I didn't expect you to be

                —at the very least, lucid—

                *squints* learn some new vocabulary, okay?

                For what?



                Dinner.

                Maybe.

                We're still in the process of voting.

                She's crazy.

                We'd be crazy not to actually hire her.

                Her accounts are all practically open;

                We could just take it.

                Yeah, and when she kills herself, and there's no blood on our hands—

                There's nothing that can be done about the amount of this stuff that's already printed!

                Printed?!

                What?!

                You mean—

                She's published?

                Self-published.

                My, what a beautiful happenstance

                To have already had you

                And awakened atop mattresses

                Marked for my assassins hand—

                Polite, I lost you

                All of us,

                Atop the rock

                We stood and suffered

                Months beyond a montage,

                Undercover

                Love was lost,

                And all's uncertain

                The interception of God,

                At the cost of

                What terror and cutbacks

                Have caused us all

                What you lost was $50, a Hallmark Card, an Academy award, a long lost star's phone number,

                And all that you wanted,

                The cock of the gun

                Was the sound that you wondered

                What was called

                , then ran off into wonder.

                How am I gonna make money

                And become an award winning songwriter

                Music producer

                And multidisciplinary artist,

                Without all the funding it takes to get noviced

                Without taking clothes off

                Wake up 10 years younger

                I'm suffering

                My stomach was a rubber band

                My stomach was a rubber band

                My only song was Water

                I forgot to stop

                For the applause

                I drowned in all the love; right then and there

                I died of

                Lovenessness

                [The Festival Project]

                The sound and laughter of children play

                A baby in a basket

                The basket case at Trader Joe's

                Who know what happens

                It just doesn't pull my heartstrings any longer

                That my son belongs without his mother

                So I'd better have another

                This is us, come on.

                Don't do this to me.

                Don't do this, Timmy, you'll be sorry.

                Come on! We're not even in that movie!

                We are, though; it's still

                Listen, you've got the right guy for this.

                Are you sure.

                Yeah, I promise.

                Officers,

                Stop for a *movement

                [hot cops flash dance number]

                Fuck, well, that was all wrong.

                But worth it!

                What I meant was—

                God, this show gets good at 31,

                But I'm only 22,

                So I guess I'll know how wrong the war was

                Once we've lost it,

                Cause imm a man now

                The episode is over,

                Soon comes the next episode

                With snoop dogg,

                Or not

                That was our wedding album.

                Scatterbrained, and pregnant—

                There she was just putting all the things together

                That she needed to be

                Needed

                To be needed.

                There she was,

                All on 4/20

                Trying not to do the wrong thing,

                But what was it?

                To be loved.

                Then,

                There she was at 21 just going off again

                At some event—

                A friend, and her

                Back then could not imagine

                They'd become him

                To be someone.

                Not as one,

                But of entirely another

                World apart, aside from

                Cyclones into snow cones

                Turns the watchers into artists

                All their own,

                And off my own accord

                Or own account

                Or done with boredom

                Dove soap

                Open doors

                And clocks that turn the other hand away,

                Each day you love Manhattan

                But can't have that.

                That's it—

                This is just Season 1 of Mad Men

                WHERE THE FUCK IS—

                [she throws her hands above her head in surrender]

                I don't KNOW!

                Oh, you're a girl now?!

                I guess!

                What's with those pants, then?

                To hide the assets!

                What assets?! You look tragic.

                I'm going for ‘skeleton' to match all your wives and everybody else on the red carpet

                Who said you get the red carpet?

                Manhattan.

                That guy lies!

                Well how about this:

                The walk of stars were carved out in blocks of marble

                All in my honor.

                1000/1

                You're our God, now.

                What!

                I don't want to be God!

                SUCK IT UP. YOU WON.

                I don't wanna!

                Yaaaaaaayyy. You got the award!

                All the awards!

                Speech!

                Speech!

                SUNNI BLŪ

                Uh—-

                I'm drunk,

                And there's nothing on the teleprompter

                [a man in the audience coughs]

                A-HEM.

                [Sunni Blū immidiateky shoots the coughing man]

                [multi-camera shots of celebrity audience reactions; laughing, clapping in hilarity as if someone hasn't just died]

                TAYLOR SWIFT

                (unmoved at all)

                SUNNÏ BLŪ

                I don't know why you're laughing.

                That was awful.

                That guy died

                [audience is insane, super fake as usual]

                [more cut takes]

                SUNNÏ BLŪ

                It should have been you, Taylor.

                TAYLOR SWIFT

                (Still unaffected)



                SUNNI BLU

                Anyway. I'd like to thank the academy…

                Cause I am the academy

                [Audience is celebrities being celebrities]

                SUNNI BLU

                You guys are all idiots:

                I'm a go f*ck myself—

                And anyone else who wants to show up

                At my afterparty.

                Whatever.

                Peace.

                [cheesy academy award music plays—Sunnï knocks over the mic, peaces out obnoxiously; the audience cheers wildly and the host returns to the stage.]

                Who's the host?

                Whatever.

                Hey, better than nothin.

                You're telling me.

                yeah.

                I know:

                Oh, she's a comic?

                Yeah.

                I got it.

                BOB SAGET

                Ooh, that's good.

                Ū

                No—no my God.

                No Bob Saget, stop it!

                Wait, Bob Saget is dead right?

                Last I recall:

                Fuck—FUCK!

                Dammit. Dammit, dammit.

                Okay, Rue— you're up.

                Rue, what in the—

                Shhhh, don't let them know I'm in here!

                Oh, wait—

                It's me, Blanche.

                That's hot.

                I'm a debutant.

                My god, you're so young.

                Here, take this,

                What's that,

                You'll need that.

                V.O.

                I'm being hunted by the ghost of Bob Saget.

                *haunted.

                No, hunted!

                There she is! Grab her!

                Ooh, Bob Saget.

                Why, yes.

                How old are you?

                Not dead yet!

                You don't have to kidnap me, I'll happily go with you, sir.

                Really?

                Yes.

                GET IN THE—

                NOH,

                GET IN THE VAN.

                INT. IN THE VAN.

                [a bunch of hot male celebrities are in the van]

                Oh. Okay.

                Wow.

                That was easy.



                What is it, Friday.

                It's Friday and a half.

                Friday.5

                What.

                There's a Friday movie between 1 and 2

                So I guess this is season 8.5

                I guess this is season 8.5

                HEY, GET BACK HERE.

                What is this.

                It's your lunch.

                I don't want this.

                Well, okay.

                What— is this strange music—

                They call it dubstep

                Come on, Jimmy, you're slipping

                Kimmel, cause Fallon is dead or presumed missing

                Probably Skrillex

                Probably a bounty on his head, Dog willing

                The Festival Priojects Inclement Infinite

                Is coming up next, on Legends

                Come on Jim,

                KEEP UP.

                Nobody can know about this, okay?

                Wait, where's Kimmel

                Okay,

                I got O'Brien—

                Black Irish Bastard…

                Alright, Alec Baldwin is a little tied up, right now, but

                LEMON,

                Fuck.

                That's l—future me.

                What?!

                I gotta go, okay?!

                What? Go where.

                Let's get DRUNK.

                No, That's—I got a show tonight

                What?!




                Look at my lexicon.

                Your—what,

                Meet me on Lexington.

                Oh, this pussy is finished!

                I got it, I got it! He's

                LENNONNNNN!!

                JOHN LENNON

                Fuck. Look, I gotta go.

                John Lennon?!

                You're dead!

                Funny, I thought not.

                Watch this.

                MOOOOOOOOOOOM.

                Fuck,

                What,

                It's my kid. I gotta go.

                Wait, you have kids?!

                Well, I just had you, didn't I?



                “The mayor” is a secret underground rap star

                lol

                #trappin

                Okay,

                What's else happened

                Idk hold on



                Okay,

                So whats the sauce on this sandwich.

                Oh.

                Jeez, this again.

                That *sandwhich?

                Hah.

                There's no sauce on that sandwhich.

                —there's not!?

                No:

                You see.

                It's very simple.

                WAKE UP, YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR.

                we gotta take the train.

                The train?!

                NO.

                NOTTHETRAIN.

                NO.

                Man, fuck the train!

                [SUNNI BLŪ wakes up on the train.]

                What's this, the train?

                [is the train]

                (Angrily, tossing newspaper)

                Man, FUCK the train!

                Other hobo:

                Aww, thanks, I need that for my—

                [s/he snatches back the paper].

                Wait! I need that back—what day is it?

                [drunkenly illegible gibberish turns into perfect Hebrew]

                GODDAMMIT, it's Shabbat;

                I gotta get to Temple.

                [s/he shoves the newspaper back into the hobo's lap]

                Here.

                Oh no, I thought I couldn't forget

                RABI

                FUCK

                _]€_#

                WHAT WAS IT

                GODDAMIT IT WAS SO CLEVER.

                God

                So it was…

                What did you do with it?

                Do with what

                My idea

                what idea

                My—my rabbi joke—

                What rabbi joke

                you know what rabbi joke! You were the one who gave it to me.

                Oh, did I?

                YES, SATAN, JESUS.

                GOD

                Ohh, Satan-Jesus. I like that one.

                NO— it was—

                It was much better than that, it was—

                It was funny.

                Oh, it was?

                YES.

                —did you write it down?

                Fuck,

                I realize I just opened a

                A FUCK PORTAL.

                OHH, GET IN IT,

                GET INSIDE.

                I had an Artemis in my pocket

                But I lost him

                Walked away from the cornermarker

                And the cornerstone, for the sunset

                I wonder if songs always come

                When I'm walking,

                Or

                God makes us promises,

                For world of

                I'm not JB, I'm KG,

                Can you see me now?

                If you could see what I see,

                We'd be even

                wtf did I just write this

                And not realize I just wrote this

                Yeah.

                That shit happens to me all the time.

                WHAT.

                ALL THE TKMEx

                Shut up,

                THE ANDRE3K CHARADES GAME is getting intense.

                What in the FUCK is that.

                *flutes*

                Ohh.

                And

                KITES.

                yyyyyYYYYYYYAAAAAHHH——

                GODDAMMIT.

                I can't see really, I just dream

                I'm not thinking, I'm dancing

                This is what you asked for

                Exactly what you asked for

                For once,

                I'm finally glad I have your eyes on

                My friend

                I can see you all on the horizon,

                Singing

                NO, NO MORE MUSICALS!!

                Jimmy, what did you do?!

                I don't know what I did!

                You lyin bastard.

                I'm not lying!

                So, where ya from?

                —I don't know where I'm from.

                Listen, I'm gonna need you

                SHUT UP,

                JUST SHUT UP.

                It seems like these scenes are getting shorter.

                I'm bored with this.

                Ok.

                Let's do something else.

                I fuckin hate you. I hate you.

                I fuckin hate you.

                88.

                Oh no:

                8

                Wait, what the—

                *dolphin*

                WOAH, okay:

                Oh, no.

                No,

                No, no

                OHNONO.

                I told you I'd find him.

                Anyway.

                Seems like there's something more important I should be doing.

                Are you sure this is the right place.

                Right place. Right time.

                Fuck— FUCK.

                What, what happened.

                I lost my—

                SKRILLEX!

                No.

                SKRILLEX.

                NO, NO—

                SKR—

                I swear to God, Google knows everything.

                Google don't know shit about SHIT.

                I gotta lose m 39 lbs.

                For what.

                MADONNA

                DO IT FOR THE BANANAS.

                I hate— you.

                COME ON, MISTER.

                Fuck off, Madonna,

                I'M A GOD.

                I miss Beyoncé.

                That's not relevant.

                Beyoncé is relevant to everything.

                *smacks*

                QUIT FANGIRLING.

                Trust me, I hate you.

                I don't trust you, but I believe you.

                I got it.

                I hate this place.

                Holy shit.

                What.

                I developed a new phobia.

                What's that mean?!

                I don't know, I can probably use it in a fight or something.

                For what.

                SPECIAL ABILITY UNLOCKED.

                I see you looking over my shoulder

                I see the shadows, I try not to jump at em.

                I spent six months in a coffin, you know

                I spent my life a sarcophagus

                (Wow, I got it right.)

                Try not to mutter those haunts in a hospital

                Try to recover from trauma

                Uncovered post traumatics,

                Anxiety attacks and a lot of those—

                What do you call them?

                A flashback.

                Here goes one:

                SONNY MOORE aka SKRILLEX appears.

                I told you not to—

                But I did!

                I didn't mean to!

                But you did!

                This is ludachris!

                Oh look, it's—

                Fuck.

                God dammit.

                Come on! What's his name!? What's his name?!

                I'll think abo it it.

                Are you serious? Another shapeshifter?

                Yes,

                I guess welll just have to kill them all, then.

                I just want to go home.

                You don't have one.

                …oh.

                So here we have.

                Okay, wait a second.

                I wasn't faking my symptoms at all, actually.

                My heart had dropped, and been pounding and fluttering insessantly—

                It had been a hard week, but especially the last three days;

                The coughing—.

                Everyone seemed to be wearing clothing with stars or bears on it,

                Champion sportswear.

                I fucking hate champion sportswear.

                But the palpitations were real as ever— and now—

                On a Saturday night in the Jamaica, Queens medical center emergency room,

                There they were again.

                Only this time I knew exactly why.

                ‘Too Bizzare' by Skrillex begins to play, via Complications 003- The Trauma Method.

                Irony.

                It was ironic, but still startling,

                Started with some nostalgic traumas,

                Every other time I saw an ER doctor

                (Why I don't go)

                Fuck, I just realized I have to airdrop myself 880 times.

                That fucking sucks.

                Did you say you were a doctor?

                I was, once.

                When is “once”

                At some point.

                Listen, I'm gonna need you to backtrack to get to the bottom of this.

                I'm innocent, I promise!

                We caught you at 27 different angles doing this.

                Oh.

                [beat]

                I plead the 5th.

                Ohh. Cerulean. My favorite.

                c R A Y On

                Oh, I get it,

                I L L U M I N A T U S.

                Nice, it worked.

                I know everything about you.

                So you do.

                [beat]

                You're a God.

                What the fuck do you want from me.

                Listen. I. Am not. A God,

                Right. That's exactly what a God would say.

                No they wouldn't! Because a God wouldn't say anything!

                AHA.

                Don't ‘AHA' ME.

                I don't mind, at all

                It don't matter— to me

                I don't mind, at all

                It don't matter—to me

                Might as well not think about it

                The space between us

                Might as well just stay awake then

                No sense in leaving

                Just to come back

                It don't matter to me, now

                Now and again

                I go crazy just making arrangements,

                But besides that,

                If you like it, you should have it

                It's a long road,

                As Kaskade says,

                And a short dance,

                With the right one

                And time goes by

                I would call it mild,

                But actually I'm in a wild panic

                It might be a heart attack

                I just might even

                Die right here

                But I don't mind, at all

                It don't matter—to me

                I don't mind—at all

                It don't matter to me, I said

                I don't mind, at all, now

                It really don't matter to me

                I said,

                I don't mind, at all

                It really don't matter to anyone

                Now does it

                (Not it doesn')

                I don't mind, at all

                It don't matter— to me

                I don't mind, at all

                It don't matter—to me

                Might as well not think about it

                The space between us

                Might as well just stay awake then

                No sense in leaving

                Just to come back

                Palpitations and precipitations at the pulpit

                Preacher, please don't make me a culprit

                I been prayin—

                I been paying my tithes,

                10% Even,

                Now 25,

                Almost half of me is not mine!

                Why try?

                I've been walking out, in straight lines

                I been crying silently

                It ain't right

                I been making most of my nights

                Sometimes

                I see sun come up twice

                Up, down up

                10 degrees,

                It ain't right

                Up down up

                33, it ain't right

                Up, down, up

                I've been spending my time

                Down, up, down

                Riding round,

                Trying not to down in my mind

                Up, down up

                What is this.

                It's my project.

                What is it?

                The Festival Project.

                Yeah but—what—

                What.

                Is it?

                …it's my project.

                *painfully infuriated*

                Okay, enter here.

                EXAM ROOM 10

                Why exam room 10?

                Because.

                Where are the other nine?

                Just—get in.

                I'm not going in there!

                JUST GET IN.

                UGH.

                DEADMAU5 (head and all) stands at a tall podium in the center of the room)

                What is this,

                This is deadmau5.

                I know that.

                —-!!!

                —?!?

                What.

                !!!

                What? This is the exam?

                Yes!

                NO.

                What is “no”.

                I'm not playing for deadmau5.

                That's the exam.

                Then I fail!

                Automatic Fail?

                yes. Automatic fail.

                Then you win.

                What.

                *slams gavel*

                Congratulations—you're the next superstar DJ.



                WhY.

                .

                What.

                Woohoo! I just retired!

                DEADMAU5 exits.

                …

                …

                After a few moments of comic tension, the Deadmau5 head rolls back in through the exit which he has taken.

                Ugh.

                Fuck this.

                No matter what you do, you're a superstar DJ.

                What. No!

                Yes. The answer is yes.

                NO.

                Fuck.

                What the FUCK.

                No matter what you do.

                You want to go,

                Go, you want to die,

                Die, you want to try, try

                You want to cry, cry

                Do what you want;

                As so will I,

                Demand is demand—

                Supply is supply.

                EDX

                So then, I followed this long hallway under the stage deck.

                Uh huh.

                And it led to a door—

                Uhhuh, where'd the door lead?

                To a portal.

                Woah. Pasqualle!

                You made it!

                I—yes.

                Congratulations!

                *blows party horn*

                *Daisies/ confetti*

                You're like 25!

                I'll be 25 forever.

                Nice!

                Yeah.

                I guess that's why it's called ‘music'—a musician without muses is just useless.

                ‘Well, whose next?' I wondered. All of my muses were not just so wonderful to me, but adored by many—and perhaps this is what allured me most—befuddled ans confounded me; once my mind was set on something, there was nothing else its eye could see—and for how long one God could only know, how deep the love would go and that the blood would run deep, and the scars to show for it, only upon my heart and never by soul—for a love was a love, and even once came and gone, to the end of my life I knew I would still ponder upon them, at one time or another, my muses—star studded lovers, rather than crossed, shiny and golden like all diamond and trophies so treasured and thought of as precious.

                ‘Yes, you are—precious.'

                Another tongue in cheek thought, for the other that I was, and also was not, as summer drew onward as short as it would come and go—a reminder to leave the apartment more often, and to mind my manners, to find the upper echelon wherever it was and come quietly into its doors, to open my world and wordform of thought, into a place where my heart always was; then, and only then, would I be home. Amongst the men and women of the uppercut and classy, luxurious big fishing ponds and flocks of doves upon olive branches—the peaceful world long parted from where mine was, by only the fault of my own. What had been done just certainly was, and yet, what was to come was an open poem, not of mine, but Godform in thought.

                ‘I wonder what's at the top of Rockefeller Plaza.'

                —perhaps, a gander at the bottom of an even larger entertainment complex.

                Then, again, only God would know what was beyond all that I wanted; a job—and not just any job at all— the one that I had always wanted.

                Mmm. Birthday cake.

                Suddenly the taste of a white confetti crème filled my mouth with a delicious remnince of what it might be like to taste a confectionary sugar again—but i couldn't imagine ever making it just on talent and charisma alone—no. Indeed, it seemed something had damaged my charm, and perhaps it was just the swarms and droves of phone controlled masses that saw me as nothing more than dust, I had started to surrender my desire to perform, and the quality of my music—along with my ability to make it, suffered with the awful thing that had been crowding my soul at all—whatever it was, evil and dark in nature, sure saw to it that it wanted to hurt me in all the ways that it could—and in all the ways it could not, I stayed away from most others, favoring my delusions of love.

                ‘Nobody seems to understand that the pain they cause will only harm themselves.', I thought

                Younger souls, however, they were—and they would be kept in the pain that I was in one way or another until eventual death, far behind me on the infinite road to the source. Far enough behind, that it seeked to destroy my progress, and for all that it could, it also couldn't.

                The infliction of pain would simply not act as a measure for control any longer.

                Off into my own world, where I was at least free from the thoughts and judgement of others.

                She's the most beautiful girl,

                And I'm the most beautiful boy;

                So naturally, we belong together, don't we?

                I see a pretty picture,

                Picket fences and a family

                Golden Retrievers

                Someone relieve her;

                She doesn't believe me

                TV dreams and exquisite pretty people

                Burning candles, fire flames and

                frequent figures,

                Guest characters and cameos,

                Repeat offenders, multiple appearances

                Suddenly, really, it's another need

                People, people pleasers

                Audience affection,

                Tragic endings,

                Butterflies and new beginnings



                Gun under my tongue,

                Rubber like a frog

                My mind is in a fog

                Haven't bothered going on a walk

                To Trader Joe's but

                The anthem of my youth,

                A lost soul

                Another form of my love

                So what I wonder

                Put the gun up under my chin

                Rubber like a frog

                Blow my head off

                Just cause I didn't blow up

                Selfish cunt

                Big brother,

                Another hypnotist

                Little brother,

                Gotta love him

                Gotta love em

                For the Love of God

                I could stop for a moment

                Wash my mind out with soap

                Like I'm ten years younger, even

                Seriously

                20 years between us,

                You can't even hide underwater

                In a bathtub

                Seriously,

                Someone help us

                For the love of God, for the love of

                Hollywood

                Seriously,

                Someone love us,

                For the love of God,

                For the love of Rockefeller Plaza

                Someone help us

                Another possible walk of stars

                A little shop of horrors

                Another whole story

                I get rid of my demons

                The hoes screamin

                I put semen in her

                Permanent like semen,

                Just keep dreamin

                I'mma just keep preaching

                SaMo, Brooklyn

                Europe Next

                I keep scheming

                Whoever you are;

                If you're a wreck—

                You need a check

                No respect, neglect

                Just cover your neck

                (I'm blind to my own design, sometimes)

                That's what the eye is

                Try this:

                Close your eyes and say thrice, kids

                I am the God of the eye,

                Osiris

                I am the God of the Eye,

                I'm Osiris

                I am the God,

                I walk amongst the highest

                Thoth,

                You lost

                Better just die and keep trying

                I am the God of the eye, I am

                (Try this)

                I am the God of the eye

                (I never die)

                I am the God of the eye

                (That's right, three times)

                I am the God of the eye

                No black and white television,

                In my dimension we pay attention to centrifugal,

                The mission isn't in materialism,

                Whatever youre spending

                If money the God, l of your eye,

                Realize, I am higher

                My gunfire,

                Is right on the back of

                The one dollar

                I am the God of the eye

                I Am

                Your money is nothin to us

                We come in peace,

                To end suffering



                Pretty little nigga

                Look just like Kendrick

                Kickin it with jigga

                I'm the new higs boson

                Part of me never left Boston

                (Fuck Starr!)

                Part of me never left homeless

                This ain't my home

                It's my office

                You never heard this song

                You don't notice

                I'm an ugly kid, you don't notice me

                Rooftop smells like soy sauce

                On god

                I am ugly

                You don't notice

                -Atari the God

                Can we get back to this, please?

                Damn. She really whooped her ass, though.

                Janet, can I borrow you for a second?

                No.

                Please.

                [Whoopi Goldberg appears in the doorway, gesturing “c'mon”]



                …alright.

                I got convictions on my lips,

                I took a picture

                Turn the page

                The worst of all was, it really did seem like they were racists—

                INSOMNIAC EVENTS

                Not just racists— the most deadly kind of racists.

                WHITE SUPREMACISTS

                You really want it this way, don't you?

                No!

                I LOVE you!

                Oh, do you?

                If there's a mile in here, I swear to god..

                Are you high enough yet?

                I thought so

                HIGHER!

                hire star*

                What.

                Just do it.

                You remember these guys, right?

                GOOD CANNABIS, FAIRBANKS, ALASKA

                No.

                Why are we back here.

                Alright, we might have fucked up.

                Why.

                This guy sucks.

                HEY.

                What.

                COME BACK TO ALASKA

                never that.

                WHAT, WHY NOT!

                GOD HATES FAGS!!!

                Well, you're wrong!

                WHITE POWER.

                Nah.

                ALL LIVES MATTER

                O rly? Even this guy?

                Literally every “NO”

                …so, “all lives.”

                Look, I don't care what color it is; I want that book in my library.

                GO TO THE LIVRARY.

                NO.

                GET IN HERE.

                NO AUBREY. STAY DEAD.

                She's dead, right?

                YOU CALLED ME HERE.

                I didn't!

                You Did.

                I did not, all i said was

                *swoons*

                …I love her.



                (I really do)

                WHAT?! “I Love you?!”

                It was more the *swoon* that did it.

                Disconnect.

                Fuck, I lost deadmau5 again

                What'd you do to him?

                Nothing!

                Put him back!

                He's still there! He's right there, you see him?

                No! This isn't deadmau5. We want deadmau5. bring him BACK.

                Fuck, I fucked up.

                What'd you do?

                …nothing?

                Pick up the phone

                Pick up the phone

                …hello?

                Who IS this?

                Fuck it, I quit.

                Man, God never puts my dishes back in the right place, like ever.

                I told you, I don't live here, I'm just…

                Babysitting.

                CC!

                What!

                CC!

                What?

                CC

                WHAT.




                Fuck, man.

                That was wild.

                Where the fuck have you been?

                I don't know.

                You don't know—you smell funny.

                “Funny” is that what that smell is?

                No.

                When were you?

                When? Ha.

                Did you—-

                Did I what?

                —did you go to a party without me?

                Lmfao fuck these niggaz.

                Why, what happened.

                What's this.

                Where was it?!

                Idlewild.

                “IdLeWiLd”?!?!?

                You. Old. One here and die, you know, l.

                It's cattle call for curtain calls guy

                Where did this go—

                What was this, once?

                It's the return

                Welcome to Oz

                This is the Tower of Babel

                Remember;

                I wrote that

                Better than the bottom,

                Still not the top

                —it's not as fast, when it's not going all the way up

                Did you jump yet

                Come around more

                Keep coughing

                Are you sure this is where it was or—?

                Somewhere else I stayed

                Back when I was homeless

                It's hopeless!

                We lost her

                Antenna, antenna

                SUPERMARKET

                I loved her

                —she was undercover

                —I'm still in your stirrups

                I'm lost in New York, then

                BACKFIRE

                Adele remix is on [have a seat]

                Can I go now?

                I still need a hat, a half dollar

                and an alter cloth

                You could win an award for this;

                I don't want an award,

                I just want my son back

                Motherhood, motherhood

                Brotherhood, brotherhood

                This isn't one of us!

                No one was

                No one was

                Can I go now?

                Where to?

                Home!

                Nope, that's just the office,

                I'm still homeless, unless I

                They got cabanas on top of offices!

                (The rich and the famous)

                Networking and brunches—

                _this looks fun, doesn't it?

                I altered the course of history

                In brief exchanges and

                Various social atrocities

                This is hypocrisy! lol rly

                This is hypocrisy!!

                Hyper awareness and, psychic inclinations…

                You realize the more low quality people you let in

                The more low quality this country becomes, don't you?

                I put a roll in the back of the chosen ones.

                Used to be cast more,

                Now something seldom ever happens

                Such as this—

                A fun Fortune 500

                What does that even mean

                Forbes.

                Look it up.

                What if the policy is

                Foreign;

                Look it up.

                I know enough about the girl next door to know

                Something is horrible,

                Something inside of her

                Rots at the core,

                Her obsession;

                My undeservedness of such,

                What she must,

                I mustn't, just

                Unjustice

                Broski, okay

                I got to discard

                All the pichardo

                Besides just this one

                (I'm standing on top of you)

                Put somebody worthy on the fourth floor

                Worse off,

                I was done for

                Before

                I got to New York

                What's her for?!

                I know enough about the man upstairs to know

                All these glares and

                “How dare you's” and

                Hatred says

                Why would you wait 30 years

                Until today, I guess

                Something is certainly off about her.

                I said yes.

                It was more probably something like

                “SUCK MY DICK”

                What.

                “YOU HEARD ME”

                Oh yes, I did.

                From 1990 to 1993

                From 1990

                To 1993

                From 1990

                To 1993

                Stop breeding these things,

                “Love is familiarity”

                No

                Love is what you make it

                But you can't

                Because of slavery

                They don't make music

                —they don't make love either

                Well, look where your lust took you!

                Nowhere!

                Exactly!

                Look where your love took you:

                Vegas,

                Los Angeles,

                South of the Border

                Above it

                a New Yorker—

                Under budget,

                Celibate and

                My arms are too short to jump the turnstyle,

                Meanwhile

                My ex husband left permanent scars on

                My face

                My lips

                My arms

                My hands

                And my heart.

                Did you bite him?

                Of course I bit him, he was strangling me.

                You definitely won this fight.

                I know.

                Look, if I don't call for security,

                This bitch is gonna make me kill her.

                OCTOPUSSY

                NO.

                What.

                NO.

                Stankass.

                I will KILL this bitch.

                Look, I gotta get ahead in this.

                I need a WIN.

                These are customs.

                Trash.

                Wash your pussy.

                Send her back.

                Nah, you know what.

                Remove that hex.

                Wait, what, really?!

                Yeah, like;

                Reverse it.

                Woah.

                That's crazy.

                They got like….white slaves now.

                That's not right.

                What do you mean.

                That's not it.

                You said “reverse it”

                This is what the white supremacy just did to everyone else:

                [world in crisis except for for people who look like Kayla Lauren, to whom EVERYTHING is a fucking crisis, that isn't]

                BECKY/KAREN/WICKED WITCH OF WHITE AMERICA

                I AM OFFENDED

                I'm offended that you signed your like 12 year old daughter up to pose nearly nude, but—

                Hey look, it's us now; is this freedom?!

                Uh….

                Why are all the female models like 12 and all the male models are fully grown men—

                Or women.

                Right.

                Idk.

                Wait, I do.

                You do?!

                Wait. Something tells me all the pedophiles and all the white supremacists are in the same group…

                Run the same businesses—

                Have the same families.

                This is disgusting

                Okay, this is gross

                That's not right !

                That's not my job!

                Oh, it's not!!?

                NO.

                Who should I call

                That guy.

                So you want this?

                Oh, it's a death curse?!

                It will NEVER end.

                Wanna bet.

                I'll kill you and take the whole world with me.

                Now that's a threat.

                Thing is, I'm actually making it.

                I'm telling on you!

                Ok. Wait 30 years though so you look and sound REALLY fucking stupid.

                Ok.

                30 YEARS.

                Doesn't make sense.

                What's the statute of limitations for—

                Hm.

                Depends.

                Depends on what.

                Who are you?!

                WHO ARE YOU?!

                NOBODY YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.

                THEN WHY DO I?

                wtf is this?

                This is Texas being petty.

                Ok, fuck ya‘lol

                YAW.

                I'm serious, wtf is wrong with you.

                Something.

                What.

                Fix me.

                Fix you. Hm. Ok.

                *COUGHING*

                Somethings wrong here.

                Yep, it's definitely some kind of

                FIX IT.

                Where's this ROCK?

                At the ROCK.

                Like, where tho?!

                Ur gonna need this.

                What.

                They r crucifying u.

                Noted.

                Hunts Point Food Distribution Center

                Lmfao I need this word hold on

                “eliminating redundancies, setting strict timelines, and allowing cases to proceed contemporaneously”

                [ Finally, recognizing the danger that social media poses to young people and mental health, New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene Commissioner Dr. Ashwin Vasan today issued a Health Commissioner's Advisory identifying unfettered access to and use of social media as a public health hazard, just as past U.S. surgeons general have done with tobacco and firearms.]

                A win.

                I don't play dead.

                What do you call this:

                DIE! DIE, BITCH!

                Corrections.

                I still don't understand how this—

                ACID

                HAPPENS.

                Out of sight

                Out of mind

                So why these guys

                Tryna waste my time

                Tryna fuck with my mind with

                All these lights

                OH MY GOD

                I ain't got time for that

                Well,

                Maybe I do—

                I just

                Don't like

                NIGGAZ LIKE YOU.

                (Say what)

                I don't like

                Niggaz like U!

                I'm Sunnï Blū!

                You're stupid

                Oh, so he put a curse on sunni blu, too?

                Ok. Cool.

                When all my aliases come up

                This dumb motherfucking drunk

                Is gonna get stuck

                In his own woods

                He'll bury himself

                In the words that he left

                With the scars

                In the words that he left

                With the scars

                Sunni blu

                Is the sayer of stars

                I slaughtered them all

                Swallowed them whole

                Like a big black hole

                I'm a big black god

                I'm a big black God

                Fuck

                Twinkle that broad

                One punch girl

                One punch girl

                5 punch faggot

                I'll unwrap flags on your

                Goddamn

                Fuck that

                Put a curse on my alter ego

                Lucky he's a he, tho

                I blow holes in em

                I blow smoke

                And love sausage

                I'm a hedon

                And he not a

                Hero

                He broke

                He lost

                I'm open

                Shirts vs skins

                I got 666

                Curses to show you

                What your words did

                IM RA

                I'm a big black God

                You're at home with the young apostle

                Let's be honest

                He never even liked his father

                So turned him to a mother,

                Told his mother to ‘run far,

                And bring back

                The life that I want'

                I'm a big black God

                In light skinned clothing

                You don't know to explode

                Or explode on me

                Cause my mommy's a

                Dark skinned icon

                That my God

                Find something to pass the time,

                God

                Sunni with I, huh

                I won

                Fuck a pedophile wifebeater

                Bury him in the woods with his fury

                Fear me, now

                I'm coming up with reverse curses

                And cures

                Cause my words

                Bought the whole world

                Buried you in the woods

                I'll bury you in the woods,

                Bitch

                Very good

                I'm a big black

                God

                -Blū.



                GOD is the GOAT

                I just became god

                I do what I want

                I get what I want when I want it

                I don't want no problems

                Me myself and God only



                I buy everything I used to steal

                These tears in my heart say I'm healing

                What's the difference, anyway?

                I've never been fit for your interests, or industry

                Add insult to injury

                Add everything to my Amazon cart, then

                My sympathies

                Nothing is greater in heaven

                As it is in hell, for this industry

                Turned on its head

                And turned over from

                7 to ten

                Check your messages, then

                Shut up kid, this doesn't involve you

                You're not included in the package

                Michael c hall and John c Riley reprise Mr. Cellophane in the style of DEXTER MORGAN.

                HA.

                Classic.

                GOT EM.

                V.O.

                I met her at The Jumping Point




                {Coming Up…}



                INT. THE JUMPING POINT POP-UP NIGHTCLUB LOUNGE & BAR. NIGHT



                “A Long Day's Night”

                /

                “A Hard Day's Night”




                C



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                [Sequence Initiated.]





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              About The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

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              An accidentally androgynous artist rises to extreme fame and fortune after being mistaken for a male--after a multimillion dollar record deal, multiple film and TV contracts, and a worldwide tour is arranged, s/he is forced to remain in her male identity--and though technically a non-bianary female, must navigate carefully through the public eye through the test of worldwide fame and superstardom, hiding their secret life with the help of their Manager Morgan- along the way intertwining within the infinite multiverse with the strange, zany, and sometimes even wild characters of the celebrity world--and other fantastical worlds unknown.