The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

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  • [Story Mix 4 - “Dr. Who”]

    The last time I saw you;

    Remind me;

    How to arrive in a room.

    Dead center

    Tell me why I see everything but you

    Tell me why'd

    I see through you.

    Take it back to

    The very last place we met

    The very last place we met

    If we have to



    —Dzzr DD as as as as dads dad dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd—-



    WARNING:

    Don't New York on a Deadmau5

    Good morning—!

    Too many doors open.

    Too many stories

    Damn.

    I get sucked in

    Fuck it,

    Gotta get sworn in

    Put some doors on the—

    Sandstorm,

    Stan, stand tall!

    Don't fall down,

    It's all just thoughtless,

    something in an artist calls to you

    Makes them God, don't it?

    Don't worry,

    It's the wrong song for an alter

    Too broke for a heart, huh

    What? It cost a dollar

    Bought it on the subway with the others

    (I was nervous)

    Undercovers always

    Listen well, ask questions first l

    For the answers,

    They already got a hold on

    Hold on—

    **iPhone call**

    Hello?

    Oh, it's just the Illuminati

    I'm Shawn: retarded

    Stop: it's not me!!!

    I'm at McDonald'sc

    Just want money,

    Not sauce.

    I got a lot to cut, but not nuggets!!

    CUT TO:

    DIRECTOR

    CUT!

    It's hot dogs and stuffed sausage

    Stop talking,

    Or stop grocery shopping, either one of them

    Well, then

    I'm all stuck at Walgreens

    Or Hallmark

    Getting cards for hard stalkers

    Strong mothers and fathers just for fucking

    Haha

    My whole world's a Tuesday,

    Where it went up, on a roll call

    With no doors,

    And no wars won

    With short swords

    And Grammy awards, but

    I owe you more, hun

    Than just a dollar

    Or a croissant,

    So here's a sticky bun

    For every muffin.

    That goes unchecked

    It was so scrumptious!!!

    Not there yet.

    One years old, ain't got no hair yet.

    Here's some balance,

    It's all an act, Jimmy Fallon

    Have a sandwhich or blast from the past

    Cause I just can't laugh

    Unless it's on a track!!

    The girl is pretty,

    But she's unattractive, flipping her hair is

    The only action you'll get out of her

    Animals: back in your —

    Satan, stop it

    *pretty girl being a mannequin *

    I don't get it. Is like Amazon stalking me with robots

    That already bought all the shit in my card

    [the shit that I need and I want.]

    =the new warfare.

    War against our own?!

    What for man?

    [Woman OR Man]

    She don't do nothing but check on her socials

    And may on your shoulder

    Looking over it like—

    “Why are you looking at HER?!??”

    Short answer:

    He's always looking at all of em ,

    Wants them all

    Girls under 30

    Just listen up closely

    Man has no loyalty——

    THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE:

    HE DOESNT WANT JUST ONE!

    Even if Tyla, with water

    Mr, Carter got Ms. Knowles

    Turn to Mrs. Carter

    Beyoncé's a God,

    But still gotta swallow Rihanna

    WHY GOD?!

    MY GOD: CAUSE MAN

    MAN GOD: WHY NOT?!

    Don't come cough at me with your soulless

    So-shook

    Shouldn't have to open a look book

    To cook it up with you

    Check it out:

    Jack black's back as panda

    Plant a seed, garden—

    Miranda Crosgrove is awesome

    Long story; almost forgot her

    School of rock? Did not though!

    iPhone iCarly to come through

    Cameo my show

    Festival project

    Drake got Josh fucked up!

    *5 finger death punch*

    —FUCK YOU—

    —-FUCK YOU—-

    ——FUCK YOU——

    _____FUCK YOU——-

    ——FUCK———

    Sorry,

    Lost consciousness:

    Starstruck

    So at cross lovers,

    But not stars

    Walk of fame,

    But not Hollywood

    Lens, no frame

    It's lost art

    Break sunroof for parked car.

    That's so fucked

    Curse on —

    Purse full of blunt wraps

    And condoms

    Sounds fun,

    Grow up with my father ,

    But no mom—

    Some story!

    Perforated explanation

    [Tear Here]

    If whatever this pain is

    For poor Bearr

    Hall and oats

    For your porridge

    Look up from this game for a second like

    Where is this train at?

    Gotta get famous

    I want my name back:

    “Mom”

    Upside down is Wow

    And how I found you after all that

    I don't know how,

    But I'm back

    Just back,

    Off of a high cloud

    Just to make sun-son proud

    Switch my pronouns

    Running from hands,

    Dad, ow!

    Tadow,

    Got me a bag now,

    And a smart house,

    Hit the ground running,

    Big cat, prowl—

    Had to get out of the jungle

    Run to the Foreat like Night Owl

    “What is this for?!”

    This is Pasquale in a four door

    With free water

    World is out of order :

    Hire Porter for portal

    Flooded

    On high ground

    Natural eye brows

    If I growl by



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    1 hr 1 min
  • TARDIS.

    Doctor Who chronicled the adventures of an eccentric time-traveling scientist from the remote planet Gallifrey, home of the Time Lords. The Doctor, a Time Lord himself, traveled through time and space in his unique craft, the TARDIS, an acronym for Time and Relative Dimensions in Space.

    STORY MIX 4 - “DR. WHO”

    A story of..

    lol how dubstep came back from the dead to remind me I make bass music and not just house—

    Hahah

    [The Transition in the Beginning of the mix is a trick that I created called “ slipping”—which uses unsycronized audio rolling in opposite directions to ‘catch up' to one an one to create a dreamlike loop, which allows the transition into a seperate genre or BPM/key. This trick (which I use to ‘wake up' the listener and call attention to a change in the rhythm or ‘story' in the mix; rather than using a traditional FX which typically annotate an ascension before a “drop”, I take advantage of the high and low pass filters and jog wheeels to both throw the audio into and out of synchronization at the same time, then feeding a 3rd track into play (And sometimes fading a 4th track, I.e, the 1st track, out) at the same level in the low pass—I use this in my production as well so that you can audibly tune into listening to a moving story rather than just a flat ‘song'—or in my mixes to remind the listener that this mix is an art piece, and as being the DJ I am also functioning as the painter of a picture you yourself use your mind to add color to, to remind you it's the whole world that's actually the dance floor.]

    c o l o r s

    —Then realizing I can't belong to one genre and creating my own

    —which actually ends up pioneering several new sub genres as I tailor my sound and continue to master my craft—

    One of 3–

    Possibly 5–

    Disciplines of Mastery.

    It's like a double-major,

    But like 3–

    —possibly 5—

    Majors.

    And instead of a University

    It's life/

    And death.

    Here we learn one thing can be both.




    Oh shit, this mix does make more sense now.

    $1

    =

    Dolomite



    Oh yay, complications again.

    I'mma seriously never get tired of this song, idk why.

    story. -EP

    1. at dawn. [equinox]

    2. FILTH.

    3. gonzo.

    4. kaskadia

    5. LE REVE.



      SUBGENRE: ABSTRAKT

      ORIGINATOR: Ū

      DERIVATIVE: TECHNO, DUBSTEP

      (Hence the k in kaskadia, which is pronounced

      “CASCADIA”

      You could say Abstrakt is a Sub-SubGenre

      Of TECHNO

      Or

      CLASSIC DUBSTEP

      Or a sub-sub-sub-genre, if—

      LIFEimitatesART.

      Making its stakes as as promising new sub genre, Abstrakt takes its roots in warehouse-inspired sonic foundations of techno, psytrance and dubstep, a percussion-heavy and multilayered bass-rich abundance of dark and moody, wet-sometimes-sweltering pulses and peaks, housey mellow grooves, and tectonic shifts of melodic color.

      The Doctor is centuries old and, as a Time Lord, has the ability to regenerate when there is mortal damage to their body. The Doctor's various incarnations have gained numerous recurring enemies during their travels, including the Daleks, their creator Davros, the Cybermen, and the renegade Time Lord the Master.



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      23 min
    6. WATER.

      I'm high as fuck right now,

      At least the lights aren't on

      A nice day for a walk,

      [A good day for a show]

      Flood warning,

      Got no umbrella so—

      distractions, distractions

      I don't need anything like that

      My whole studio fits in a paper bag

      My whole damn studio fits in a paper bag!

      The world used to fit in the palm of my hands

      Now he lives with his dad

      And he might just outweigh me

      The bottle, the baby,

      The savior and Satan

      Tell me when to sing along

      Tell me when to sing along

      Return negative to sender

      Meet me at the center

      See me at the TMPL

      Here's the crucible

      Call her off or on

      Say,

      Ain't it a shame that

      The only way you'll ever lift this

      Is to sit in this soul for a minute

      Let it sink in

      Let me think about it for a minute

      I AM GRACEFUL

      AND

      MAJESTIC AS A BABY HIPPOPOTAMUS



      HOPPOPATAMOUS



      *RHINOSAUROUS

      *RHINOSAURUA

      Don't bother me at the office

      Pick a coffin

      Put you in a sarcophagus

      If you're coughing

      Damn it comes slowly.

      Formerly,

      Yours only,



      —And that's when it hit me.

      Everything that I've collected in the last five years is just sitting in a hard drive on my computer.

      I'm irritated, not stoned.

      I'm irritated.

      I'm stoned and irritated.

      Do you think it'll work?

      It has to!

      Fuck, what was I just doing.

      Before:

      Fuck. I got no desk.

      Desk.

      Nice. Thanks.

      …need a chair.

      I WANT THE CHAIR WITH THE HEADREST.

      I want to eat dinner.

      Eat dinner. See what happens.

      Ugh.

      I have to leave the house first.

      I need a —

      Chair.

      Nice. Thanks.

      Sleepin on da floor.

      Unh.

      Sleepin on da floor

      (Da floor)

      Sleepin on the floor

      Oh, that's how it goes

      I'm on the cellar floor.

      I'm on the cellar floor—

      When the girl next door

      Is the girl next door

      And the man down stairs

      Opens up your door

      What was that all for?

      Now I'm on all fours:

      I WANT A DIVORCE.

      Look, listen, Linda:

      I'm going to be forward with you.

      —I already told you—

      Listen, Linda—listen—okay?

      A took a plane to the face

      A plate to the palace

      Of gold, if you ask of the rabbit, or Alice

      A fantasy, or fallacy as underworld would have it,

      But of wonderland,

      The hatter dances

      Madly, grand as ever

      Her entrance,

      The lost wanderer,

      Or wonder, the shoveler of holes

      Just getting deeper,

      Think of time to keep as secrets,

      Laugh, but don't believe in magic

      Keep them as your dreams,

      Please, dear

      Seconds turn to hours

      Into years here




      I don't have much time

      (A writing assignment)

      —and I'm always online

      What you need,

      What you want?

      Hit my line

      Just be careful

      Cause money is time

      Turn water to whine

      (Wine)

      Fine.

      Now stands a story to be told

      No whining, no crying

      I am forever years old.

      ***** ****** ******* ** * ********* *********

      Keep coughing.

      Keep quiet.

      I'll keep talking.

      Keep texting

      And I'll keep blocking

      Keep cheating

      And I'll keep walking

      Then a walk turns to a jog

      (Then a talk turns to a hug)

      Trolls under bridges

      Turn a princess into frog

      I'm not high, my mind's foggy.

      No wifi, I'm offline again

      Turned off at the wrong time again

      Ten Pennie's for dime again

      A penny for your thoughts.

      I thought I was gonna die on the way here.

      I died more than 30 times in 30 years,

      Now I'm here like:

      What the fuck is this?

      I don't want to see the future and the past at the same time,

      In an old place like this

      (It's too much)

      And my soul's still spinning;

      I swear I've never been here—

      Pistol whipped into a whole new dimension

      [When it's not funny anymore]

      What you want me to buy?

      A subscription?

      A monthply box?

      A smart car?

      Smart water?

      A prescription?

      An automatic rifle?

      Ammunition?

      With your permission,

      It becomes possible

      One nation under

      Okay, I gotta go

      I told you I don't have much time

      My body runs on automatic

      So if I was there

      I had to be

      Here's a room full of people I swear I know

      But never met before

      I bet we're all dead here

      Nothing but bodies and floating heads here

      Fuck it, I quit man!

      That's what the drummer said.

      What the monkey say when they cut his tail?

      MONKEY

      To be fair, I just realized that “monkey” with no “k” is just “money”

      Well played.

      Everybody in the sauna is a God.

      I told you I gotta—

      I got a pickup at Whole Foods market,

      I better get on the next train to nowhere

      I feel like the whole world is falling

      Like the sky was

      Don't bother calling!

      I lost all my numbers

      I spent it on nonsense

      And plausible

      Stop it.

      What.

      All my payments are overdue

      The rent would be late if it wasn't just paid

      I would play the game if it wasn't so played

      If I knew your name I would say your name

      Do your thing.

      She's a blonde, blue eyes

      No thighs, 5 feet

      She's evil, but you can't see that

      Your penis is bad at thinking

      But she looks good on paper;

      Graduated, just for participation

      Tests ungraded, but she always aced them

      I have a full hand, four aces

      She had braces, and a retainer

      Damn, that dudes's mullet almost fucked me up.

      Fuck, what was I saying.

      Great, the girl next door is racist.

      Lil biiiiitzzz.

      Being not homeless after not being homeless for 5 years is fucking mind boggling.

      I'm like, useless.

      There's nothing in my house

      But ME

      That's the bonus, I guess

      Suprise:

      ***** ******* ** * ********* **********

      What's that.

      Oh, that's just what I have to repeat whenever I hear someone cough.

      Why.

      One: because it's true.

      And it's my fault I never told anyone in the first place.

      Well, actually I did.

      But they were racist too!

      How do you know they were racist.

      They tied me to a bed and tried to kill me.

      Are you sure?

      Yes.

      Anyway.

      And two:

      Because he tried to put a curse on me and I don't know how else to reverse it.

      How do you know?

      Why do you keep asking me this.

      How do you know he put a curse on you.

      Ugh.first of all. He told me.

      Isn't he apparently The Devil?

      Yes.

      Then why would you believe him?

      Because, he said:

      FAT WIFEBEATER

      You know, I control demons.

      why does he have to be “fat wifebeater”

      Cause he's fat.

      Can't he just be “wifebeater”

      No. Isn't this just semantics, anyway?

      It's political correctness.

      It's blatant censorship—

      It's not “censoring”—

      It's just a script! Would you rather I change it to “pedophile wifebeater”? It's still gonna be cast the same, I swear!

      Ugh.

      lol Jewish screenplay editor?

      Jews on everything.

      Lil bitz

      You know what.

      I love Jews.

      That's not even a joke.

      I just do.

      No explanation whatsoever, just —

      Every Jew gets a pass.

      Jews with yamicas?

      Bonus.

      Kosher Jews—with the hats, and little curlies?

      Double points.

      You're almost Amish—

      And I like the Amish.

      I do.

      But I love Jews.

      Man, I'm not even mad

      I just wanna sit down with a cold beer

      And a bong in my lap

      But my dad's an alcoholic

      And my mom has habits

      Yeah, my moms an alcoholic

      And my dad has class

      Here's a flask

      I guess I ran out of answers,

      Of what I would give the man who has everything

      I said it was a watch,

      Then assumed that he had one

      Thought it was a rock

      Then I dropped it

      Look, another alter

      Look, another model in a halter top

      You're not just a body, if you have a nice body

      To him you're a God,

      And he'll never even want me

      Unless he's lonely




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      27 min
    7. [For Your Consideration]

      Now all of a sudden, i finally could see in the dark ,

      Perfect.

      Welcome backk.

      I told you I was coming.

      Staring down at me,

      The obscenity of your lips on anothers,

      Does it–

      –hurt?

      Get it, or you'll lose it.

      The science of your music is sick,

      Numbers in cadences, worlds and the worlds of melodies

      just Be honest.

      I lost it.

      –Then you really never had it.

      Then you really never had it.

      Then you really never had it.

      Then you really never had it.

      Then you really never–

      Random

      Devious Meth Heads

      Eli Scruggs



      The last time I saw you;

      Remind me;

      How to arrive in a room.

      Dead center

      Tell me why I see everything but you

      Tell me why'd

      I see through you.

      Takesx it back to

      The very last place we met

      The very last place we met

      If we have to

      Dzzr DD as as as as dads dad dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

      {Enter The Multiverse}

      The sky is falling

      Why god would you call on me

      For them to follow me—

      An offering

      Stare—Off in the distance maybe

      Someone save me,

      But hey, it's strange days

      Crazy, it's in the same key, even…

      Must be me

      I might bite the bullet, at least I'm not driving it

      I might like a silver dollar

      But I'm still not buying it

      [this is why I'm hot]



      Kiss me

      Give you time to miss me

      51 - 51 - 51 - 50

      I take six inches

      Grateful what I'm given

      Drive

      Indifference: women _— mistress

      End up in the mystery's

      Have mercy



      lol oh no, what happened .

      My god .

      Need water:

      I'm so thirsty

      Sitting up

      Crunching numbers since

      6:30

      Wear wigs to the poster store.




      up, down goes the axel

      Or axis, as it were—

      Well, aren't you special?

      Or, weren't you then,

      The means to and end were just as well

      Doing it for us,

      As anything is

      Two tonsils, a swift

      Hard hatchet,

      On back of a bathrobe

      Kingdom come,

      Come now

      Wherefore art thou

      Artform?

      All that for a man and a yo-yo

      On Manhattan-bound L-train

      The wrong way,

      But everything changes

      The strangest arrangement has yet to be staked and

      Public is a harder place to be every day

      —

      Let's make it a banger,

      Two thumbs up

      And you're famous

      This is all I ever do on the subway,

      If it's something

      Imagine

      All the laughs you've ever had were fake

      Imagine that

      What if no one's ever seen you without your hat on,

      Sure, stumble backwards and step on me

      Four words for you—

      All your choice, though.

      An actor can manage a handstand,

      After gymnastics.

      Your manager asked for a handle,

      This is a hand out

      Bran, milk;

      We ran out of bread;

      But I could go back out

      Thought you were coming back east,

      But you're stuck in the west now.

      Getting wet now— getting better than ever

      And going to bed at decent hours

      With friends, now

      Aha,

      I got your soul on the watch now

      Every eye to look over your God now

      Take a deep breath,

      Forget it,

      Shut your mouth

      Thought you're going back east

      But your stuck in the south now

      Here's a pink flower

      Have you ever had a raindrop

      Come fall from out of nowhere

      And no one standing over you

      And nothing's ever done about the

      Sorry way you talk about

      Or go on about it

      I'm out west,

      But I parked you north now

      Sound the trumpet,

      One of seven

      Seven dollars

      All awards shows on hold

      For marketing options

      Stop, drop and

      Stop drop and

      Stop drop—

      Take it out of the numbers,

      Swallow them up

      And swallow them whole, hun



      You better be quiet.

      I—

      You just said that to like, 9 Apps.

      #mass surveilenxe

      I'm not even worried about that. Look at this.

      SUPACREE breaks *through* the fourth wall; permanently.

      ACTORS

      *crying*

      Okay check it out.

      What the sketch—

      I broke the fourth wall; it's

      What do u mean:

      I eliminated it. It's gone.

      But then, where do i look?

      Wherever you would normally look.

      Where would i normally look?

      It's just a device. You'll get used to it.

      I won't.

      You will.

      —I won't.

      They won't.

      We won't.

      But! Unh!

      Try now, but less gay.

      How do we know the difference between what's real and what's fake.

      you can't.

      You can't?

      No, you can't.

      But how do we know what's part of the show and what's not?

      You don't know.

      You ‘dont know'?

      You don't know:

      It's life.

      So it just—-

      —starts—

      So, it just starts, and just—?

      You don't know the story, it just happens.

      It just happens—what.

      Around you.

      Like—“around” you?




      Wow. So you came here just for this?

      Yeah.

      I—

      Can you try not to look so devastated?

      *looking devastated*

      No: I—

      Stop.

      Should we have killed this thing when we found it?

      Yeah.

      No.

      Hm:

      Yeah:

      It's bigger.

      It is bigger.

      It's bigger now.

      It's way bigger.

      Should we have—

      Possibly—

      Maybe.

      Yes.

      No:

      idunno.

      ‍♂️

      Anywho,

      The word was “what”

      The time was ‘now',

      The said and done within the hour,

      With such prowess as to around them

      To the most confounded,

      Complex of a

      Pirouette,

      Such a flower yet to be

      Unraveled,

      Or unspun yet,

      Unwound

      Found in the bullet wound

      Of the undead,

      Bloodshed and

      Solid devotion led

      A revolution so

      Destructed

      She was said to be combustible

      If stumbled upon

      Or made to be airborne

      in open flame



      Welcome to Earth's first Hyper Reality Show.

      Are you on it?

      You don't know.

      Don't change the channel

      (Cause you can't)

      We'll be right back after

      These fan-powered ads.

      Fan powered “how”, you ask?

      Well,

      What.

      Okay this is a really bad idea.

      Are we still going through with this.

      We have to.

      W

      We

      Wee

      We can't.

      It's too late, we had to.

      But we can't.

      Too late.

      No.

      How dare you.



      No.

      Noh.

      For God's sakes

      Get this baby out of me now,

      If it's Grey's Anatomy,

      How about an astounding mound of

      Pros and pronouns

      To go and pronounce

      These profound

      Swole glands and nostrils,

      Pockets, protections and

      Dead on arrival,

      The whole sound of beating hearts

      Enough to wake up in the morning

      From such a stuck stutter

      A clusterfuck of rubberduckery

      Debauchery or fuckery

      Flutter to honor your words,

      Your sorry brother in the back shields

      Or the back fields, in the reflection of the

      Knife at your neck against the alter

      Or the blood from under what

      The untouched nothing,

      Story set against the backdrop,

      Of lust long pushed over from rust—

      Are you forward, or falling faster?

      Falling, none—

      Again,

      Nothing breakless

      Heart necklace,

      By product or poached particle—

      Barnacle or blockbuster;

      Practice forecast of ‘therefore,'

      Fair word,

      Fast forward to woke darkness

      And shook offerings,

      Monsters of the tidal and,

      Right you are that there was nothing loved

      And nothing lost

      (A cum soaked art form)

      Arms unbound from a cats yarn,

      Foraged and written from an epiphany since

      Admittedly augmented,

      The reality from which you were watching

      The awesome aspostle,

      As downtrodden some as they once were

      Come up sore and swollen

      from the arms and alms of a lover

      Quick to recover,

      The unborn with certainty,

      That it was her of the omen upon us

      Once unremarkable,

      Your honor was

      Ok, cool.

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      1 hr 43 min
    8. {An Hour Long Special}

      Cutting into a kiwi

      Barely conscious

      Waiting on the devil

      to stir up a fight

      Once i take my first bite

      Since the eve of hanukkah

      Or the first night of

      I've lost count, now

      Isn't it awful

      Ought to get right up

      “Tell me,

      What have you?”

      Grain, for the brain and

      Broth for the bitter

      I feel in my throat, but

      It's just getting deeper

      Finally, i”m in the right place

      The race for the right

      (asleep at the left,

      Again, with the devil

      Again, with my head

      Still, there's all the more weakness in the world

      Than there's strength

      Geometric Echoes

      All that, and a can of beans?

      Look, I had a lot going on in there.

      Can you do four more days in?

      Probably–I mean.

      Great, I'll see you in there.

      Yeah, I guess.

      Enjoy your beans.

      yeah.

      You must shield your eyes from the Dead Mouse.

      Look at this.

      What in ThE FuCK

      Bye-bye.

      I'm telling you, this thing is NOT. OF. THIS. EARTH.

      What would you call that?

      ..I wouldn't

      hey , look. I need eight years.

      EIGHT MORE YEARS?

      Yeah.

      Well–how old will you be by then.

      Dead. Dead years old.

      Ftw–

      Over my dead body.

      MEANWHILE

      WAITER:

      Would you like some…Pepper.

      Mm…no.

      What, no pepper .

      No, no pepper.

      I stopped eating bananas for a year because of Skrillex;

      I can certainly stop eatting pepper.

      PeEPpPEERrRRr

      • *

        What?

        Lets g0.

        Ok, I can't hang out with you guys anymore; you're too rich.

        There's no such thing

        There's no such thing as “too rich”

        Tha Davinci Code, Scene at one hour 41 minutes

        Blue-eyed savior…

        Old blockbuster

        Controversy

        Matrimony

        Same as always

        Blue-eyed savior

        Old time movie

        Another blockbuster,

        Controversy

        Conservative,

        Corrupt,

        Same as always

        It;s the last thing that you'd want to know

        But there you are, steady asking for it

        There's no such thing as me anymore

        (when there's no such thing as ‘Cree' anymore)


        What did you do this for

        The last thing you wanted to know

        But you still keep asking,

        asking

        Damn, he's beautiful

        How old is he

        Whose he married to?
        The standard round of questions

        The standard mode of transportation

        Transpose this, I hope

        Or translate it

        Wipe the slate clean?

        I haven't even eaten enough for today

        And it's already raining!

        Why are you complaining?

        Whyare you complaining?

        What are you complaining for

        Don't you are bring me a single tear

        Are we all not eachother?

        Aren't we all eachother?

        Are we all eachother?



        Drowned in the long monologiue along the opera

        Now left all alone, a spiral staircase

        Here I am, or here I come

        To waking

        Here I am, or here I was

        To dreaming




        [An Hour Long Special]



        Isn't it funny

        I havent thought of you, since I thought of you

        Follow the flower

        The ribbons of love

        And the flora of what was forgotten

        But not

        ‘I want one of those to play with'

        A big boy,

        With a big toy

        or a

        Big toy,

        With a nice tool

        Or a hot rod

        Or a hot tub

        You're late.

        I'm always late.

        WAKE UP.

        I'm ALWAYS up.

        Password.

        Fuck. I Forgot the password.

        Password: Flagship.

        Fuck.

        Yes.

        I did it.

        How

        How did you

        HOW DID YOU DO THIS.

        Do, what? I just–

        Good, I made it!

        Oh Good, you made it.

        Go ahead and swallow the bullet you wrote for your valentine

        Burn the letter you wrote to your God,

        Or just as likely mine

        Why I feel sick–

        I only had to die eleven times

        Lets get back to the daily routine

        I haven't been myself

        I've been everyone else between Queens and Manhattan
        This past week

        Lets get back to the daily routine

        Okay

        Poutine and a little ketchup,

        That's darkly dreaming

        Skelotons in my getup

        Lets get back to the daily routine again

        Shall we

        I've never even had champagne

        What a shame

        My life's all wrong

        It's a fucked up world

        and a fucked up song

        Lets get back to the part

        Where we all get along

        (That never happened)

        I just had this song in my head;

        And he's got a scope on the gun

        hidden camera, “you're alredy dead”

        A way new take on a way old song

        But i was just here

        And you were just there

        And I was just there
        And you were just here

        In my head

        I'm already dead

        I just had to check

        End of us

        Left to suffer




        {Enter The Multiverse}



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        1 hr 3 min

      About The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

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      An accidentally androgynous artist rises to extreme fame and fortune after being mistaken for a male--after a multimillion dollar record deal, multiple film and TV contracts, and a worldwide tour is arranged, s/he is forced to remain in her male identity--and though technically a non-bianary female, must navigate carefully through the public eye through the test of worldwide fame and superstardom, hiding their secret life with the help of their Manager Morgan- along the way intertwining within the infinite multiverse with the strange, zany, and sometimes even wild characters of the celebrity world--and other fantastical worlds unknown.