The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

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  • [The Synesthetic Experience.]

    Enter The Multiverse

    Enter Through The Exit Vi

    ENTER THE MULTIVERSE: THE MOVIE - PART I

    THE LEGEND OF SUPACREE: ENTER THE MULTIVERSE

    LEGENDS: ORIGINS

    Apparently, There's a movie between Season 3, and Season 4.

    Of which show?

    All of them.

    ALL OF THEM?

    That's a lot.

    That is a lot.

    Does she know she's being recorded?

    She doesn't know she's being recorded.

    Oh, My God.

    ANANDAR THE GREAT.

    who's this now?

    --that's my sponsor

    --that's my manager

    --that's my...

    Oh.

    "Oh."

    ...Oh.

    Ah! She's a witch!

    Yo--She's a fairy!

    WHAT'S THIS MAGIC?

    ...kk.

    damn. i'm a dick.

    she's such a diva.

    what an asshole.

    I guess it's a series of important encoded messages, or something.

    4 fucking hours?!

    I'm not listening to this.

    We're listening to this.

    I shouldn't post this.

    Don't post this.

    Damn. I'm a dick.

    A fucking narcisist.

    \

    What an asshole!

    What a dick.

    A fucking sociopath.

    "My body doesn't know what it needs."

    "My body knows exactly what it needs."

    Here, take this.

    You can't just--

    [does.]

    SUPACREE is a dick.

    She's a dick.

    [SECRET LIFE OF SUNNI BLU]

    Whatever. Something out there asked for this.

    What about your superstardom?

    What about it?

    Give me that.

    Ugh.

    What is this?

    *coughs*

    WHAt THE--

    doctor sebi

    maps.me

    dissappear.

    -blu.

    Fall//Fly

    (never)

    capo 1

    Oh I've never been so high in my life

    Oh I've never been so high in my life

    Oh I've never been so…

    Lost in my mind, in time

    Oh I've never been so high in my life

    Oh I've never been so

    out of touch

    Oh I've never been so

    out of touch

    Oh I'll never forget to call again

    Oh I've never been so

    Out of touch

    If i could love you a life time

    And I probably might, I find

    I'd give you all my light

    (or none )

    We'll find, in time

    Which one

    Oh I've never seen such love in my world

    Oh, I've never seen such love in my world

    oh, I've never seen such love in my world

    Oh, i'll never forget to fall again,

    Oh, I've never seen such love in my world

    …Oh, I've never been so high in my life

    Oh, i”ve never been so high in my life

    Oh, I'll never forget to call again—

    Oh, i've never been so high in my life

    Oh I''ve never been so high in my life

    Oh i”ve never been so high in my life

    Oh, I'll never forget to fall…

    ___

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    The question wasn't whether I wanted to stay, or go; in fact, I wanted to go, and to stay—but underlying and now, overlying, was the wonder of in what way I would spend my birthday. Did it matter? I wanted it not to, and yet, here I was, caught in the wash, and the album or book, or episode– whatever it was, that was coming about from it was meant to be called “Three Nights In San Cristobal” , but something was pressing me to get out, now that I had the certainty and assertion of what I was;

    Then It just stops.

    OH MY GO-

    RUSKO aka “Christopher Mercer” is standing trial for the involuntary manslaughter of his roommate; He becomes famous in a nearby parallel for being the the first human known to have committed murder by way of sound frequency—

    FUCK.

    —little does anyone know…

    SUPACREE headlines an entire festival during a blackout.

    Was it bad?

    yeah.

    did they throw trash at me?

    Only a little.

    aww.

    SUPACREE is a Superstar DJ.

    Oh great, yeah.

    She is possibly the best—

    THE BEST

    &, also/al

    SHH.

    “Bread's Dead”

    LIVE KETO SET.

    What is this.

    just buy tickets.

    What is it?

    i'll buy them.

    PAUSE.

    AND THEN WHAT?

    MILEY CAME IN ON A WRECKINGBALL.

    You mean, “like” a wrecking ball”?

    NO. I mean, YES, she was ON a wrecking ball, so– “like' but, WAS.

    WHAT.

    BROAH.

    DID SHE COME OFF?

    sortof.

    WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?

    NONE.

    hey, look watch.

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN.

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    got a new guitar;

    got another gig

    got a new guitar,

    got another gig

    got a new guitar got another gig

    —got another gig

    —got another gig

    Well, now that I'm famous, it makes everybody seem more human.

    The good ones, the bad ones–

    Except for women.

    Women are monsters.

    I hate them.

    You are them.

    I was them.

    NO, I wasn't.

    Was I wrong for loving you?

    (It's too human)

    I didn't want to do this

    It's so stupid

    True,

    I'll use it, too

    “i'll use him”

    “Cool”

    I'm just a tool, to you, then.

    Then, there was Justin Roiland, the unsung hero of them all–mostly because he wasn't ‘sung' at all, but mostly spoken–the amount of comfort his voice had always provided was, in the very least, heroic–if I understood the context of Poetic Justice at all, that's probably what it was.

    But even he, in my mind, being all of consciousness at once, now, more often than not, had collided with the thoughts of fame and wealth, and what exactly it does; I paused hard upon reflecting on the ‘retarded' amounts of laugher that seemed to be unstoppable, as I formed the then-very-loose-plot of my own projects, or rather, the conglomerate of them all, which would eventually become The Festival Project

    Perhaps, I thought, all that it really was is that I had been watching the final outcome of a ride I was also on, for all of them–however, as much as I wanted, I couldn't seem to forge the great gifts of The Prodigal Sonny, and as it turned out, I wanted either all of it or none.

    Now that I was properly out of carbohydrates, I could focus on being somewhat hot, at least until someone with an actual body walked by or just happened along; I had somewhere along the way decided that women with perfect bodies were in fact not Gods, or rather Goddesses, but Satan in his truest form– as often and awkwardly from afar, I often watched as men would become useless and lost followers in their company, typically unarmed with more than looks– But, I knew at this point that the men I had so affectionately fawned after had climbed the social and even political ranks so much so that, The Actresses, The Models, The Musicians and otherwise multi talented women of the world– A world to which I may have once belonged, had my mother not destroyed my body– my upbringing clipping me with a 25-year-long inability to produce positive thoughts concerning The Self.

    Now that I had properly shifted my self-hatred into Skrillex, which didn't exist as a man, but a business, I could unravel the rest of the infinite that was somehow expanding as quickly as it was collapsing.

    Considering Luis was now seemingly preoccupied with the ugly punk rock girl, and now that I would be properly sealed-off from whatever truck stop…

    Stop scratching

    You look awful.

    It's just because i'm black and I need my hair done.

    Just cut it off.

    Fuck that nonsense.

    Why not?

    Same reason I put clothes on: It covers up the ugly.

    God Loves Ugly

    Oh yeah? Well maybe UGLY just loves GOD cause nobody wants it so there's no one left to talk to BUT him.

    “Him” ?

    Or not.. Whatever. It's beyond the human concept that The God Consciousness is

    *coughs*

    whatever she wants.

    Or IT.

    Check it out. Another fucking demon.

    ‘The Demon Whisperer'

    Demons don't whisper, they cough.

    (Or pretend to cum)

    Who does that?

    Pornstars.

    Models.

    Whatever these are.

    –truck stop travelers would pass through rampantly, leaving nothing but the trash of processed junk and coughing obnoxiously, rather than having to hang above it all in a hammock, only ever wishing for Skrillex so that I could fight the mosquitoes off.

    I just wanted a home, and, though I was only joking about the mangoes, it seemed my faith was at least partially restored, as the room I had decided was the closest thing…

    Suddenly, the ability to write, at least, as I had been–in this form, was vanishing; Of course, having to scramble to some effect to make sure that I wasn't listening to Dillon Francis–

    Why, exactly, is that?

    Why is what?

    Why is Dillon Francis on The Blacklist?

    Because.

    Dillon Francis Made Me Laugh

    AND DEN?!

    Dillon Francis Made Me Cry.

    Oh noooo.

    Oh I love her.

    This plot is so racist.

    So is Hollywood.

    IN THIS DIMENSION:

    The Chinese Woman from Freaky Friday, and The Chinese Woman from Dude Where's My Car are actually the same woman–she just has two jobs.

    HAVE–THREE JOB.

    Oh, three jobs.

    That's a lot, Mrs. Wong!

    (Racist name, by the way)

    —and, she's gone.

    No, i”m not.

    Get me off this planet.

    LIQUID STRANGER

    If you want.

    Enter: The Psychonauts

    His music had inspired the entire plot of Ascension…

    I could be gone from it, but not forgotten or lost; at some point it seemed as though everything I had written hadn't even belonged to me…

    Well, it was almost a thought process, in narrative form.

    Then what happens?

    This. This is the festival project.

    Why'd you get up?

    I felt I was being watched.

    Well, you're not.

    (But I was)

    hy·per·son·ic

    /ˌhīpərˈsänik/

    Learn to pronounce

    adjective

    1. 1.
      relating to speeds of more than five times the speed of sound (Mach 5).

    2. 2.
      relating to sound frequencies above about a thousand million hertz.

      Now that I had nearly drifted off into an experience that was more in my body than out…

      She's–immune to ACID?

      In–

      SUPACREE throws DILLON FRANCIS out the window.

      Wait, what window.

      It–doesn't matter.

      DILLON FRANCIS [falling]

      YES IT DOES

      No, it doesn't.

      ((yes it does))

      Oh–it does?

      [Everyone nods, especially DILLON FRANCIS, who seems to momentarily stop falling as if he's forgotten he ever was.]

      [Dillon Francis Nods]

      Well then…

      [He is suspended in mid air]

      Really high up.

      Oh My God.

      [He hits the ground, hard. Surprisingly, he does not splatter–and luckily, appears to have already been unconscious. In the darkness, upon impact]

      RUN.

      Just then, I remembered who Ever was– who never was;

      The daughter I had thought up and then forgotten under everything i had become;

      The mumbling, stumbling drunken father I loved, only reminded me of the…

      And…it's gone.

      What! We can't add south park! That's too many plots!

      Well, you're practically Butters.

      I am–

      [BUTTERS]

      Mantequilla!

      MORE TEQUILA.

      Sacred Science: Ancient Egyptian

      “It Doesn't Matter”

      CC's new friend falls into an infinite loop, where SUPACREE flees for her life from superstardom and fame; He (Inwardly, also supacree—) and his friend “Kiwi” relay a series of messages through several various futuristic intergalactic languages and advanced codes, which CC, operating newly as “Blū” and DJ Ū in her full creative persona, has learned to decode through music programming hypnosis, and has developed a keen expertise in the studies of synaesthetics, and telekinesis.

      Oh.

      This is next level.

      It's multiple levels.

      Okay, heavy duty.

      I'll roll one.

      Oh.

      [three overly attractive idealistic males enter The Vortex]

      Jesus Christ, Almighty.

      Oh.

      I told you, sit here.

      This is good.

      I needed that.

      — ‘I needed that.'

      Nothing happens without purpose or reason.

      What is “purpose”

      What is “reason”

      Oh, What's this

      *Daddy*

      Alright, I should get on with my day.

      No, stay seated.

      That's not fair.

      NO, watch it—

      Wait for it; Just wait.

      He—spoke BIRD.

      He was huge.

      Gigantic.

      THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

      Don't be tall.

      I wasn't gonna!

      Oh, no, no, no.

      Everything was rock hard bodies and chest hair; The matted dreads of the friend beside me added adverse texture to the clean cut and very well-to-do-looking gentlemen who had against my will-to-wish, decidedly planted themselves parallel and just out of my line of sight, by peripheral—just so that to study them I had to sneak to peek at each of them, as within moments of spotting them all at once, as always, I could tell that each of them—with great respect, in their…

      “PALM/CC*

      MAAAAAAAAN— We waste time on SOOO much buuulllllshiiiiit

      Oh, I get it.

      This is illuminati.

      You got it.

      —in their own unique sense and in the proper respective realms—they each had something to give, and to receive, to The Goddess, most recently hidden and writhing in sexless pain–

      Oh, My God.

      What's this around his neck.

      I don't know.

      Let's see here.

      Is it obsidian?

      HE SPEAKS BIRD.

      GO FOLLOW HIM.

      I just gushed.

      Don't be gross.

      Oh no, don't open your mouth.

      [The man begins to speak; he is oversexily foreign.]

      Oh My GOD.

      This dragon is going to destroy something!

      She's going to destroy EVERYTHING. That's what she does best!

      I had arguably never been so horny in my life, and nothing but the damage was being done, to my psyche and my subconscious ability to self destruct when super imposed upon.

      @terrazadelarquitecto

      She was wild, and wanted to know all there was to know to become and unleash the sprawling Goddess that had begun to take her Maiden form in the wash that was coming up into the shaken and awoke knowledge that was— they were all so perfect,

      Sacred Science: The king of pharaonic theocracy

      R.A.Schwaller De Lubicz

      There he is.

      Hey, there, sailor.

      What the fuck is THIS.

      How.

      Why be that large?

      Has it's benefits.

      Christ Almighty.

      Is that the one you want?

      Is it, then?

      Realizing I was being programmed to buy another something, I stopped myself from the influence of all that was around me, a playful gesture to indulge, by kindly rejecting the notion, in a push to finally move about my day; I was again becoming The Insomniac, or, whether or not I had known it all along, I always had been—which meant, in the suffering of losing my knack for writing anything and everything at any given time. \\

      I am a sitting duck.

      [Dillon Francis emerges from the water, gasping for every bit of breath.]

      Don't look at that.

      Mooh, my God.

      It's in color.

      Why is that—?

      Now

      What was *then*?

      Answer this question,

      No ,

      Answer this Question:

      Okay.

      lol.

      _

      here's this:

      What's this crappy place?

      Harsh.

      No, i'm serious. This is horrible.

      Okay, ouch.

      I mean it, this is bad.

      Where is this?

      Uh-

      Why are we here?

      This..is the bottom of my heart.

      This is gross.

      dang.

      Wait. so you're saying

      Yeah, get this

      They literally went—“within”

      Uhuh.

      To the bottom of his heart, literally—

      Yes, the inward infinite;

      The literal material externalization–

      The literal—yes.

      And she's like:

      “Ew”

      “Ew.”

      …Ew.

      [SECRET LIFE OF SUNNI BLU]

      I love the illuminati.

      Why would you say something like that?

      Look at this:

      What are those.

      They're not Crocs.

      Are they diamond encrusted?

      Indeed they are.

      Is that gold.

      Solid Gold, and Platinum; They're not plated.

      How would you even walk in those.

      I would not—

      Because you can't.

      I could, cause I'm man-strong —

      I just would not;

      Because it's ridiculous?

      Don't use that word around me.

      It is ridiculous!

      No, it's a synonym of ridiculous, because ridiculous doesn't exist—Anyway.

      Someone should put you to sleep.

      I've Michael Jackson'd Myself three times since I got famous—and you know what I got? It wasn't sleep!

      That's Off subject.

      Nothing's ‘on' subject.

      It's really *not*

      I love dudes in weird pants. Period.

      Still on the outside; Dead on the inside

      Inside out and On my head,

      Alone, my mind, along—

      But on my own ride

      A tribe of gypsies,

      With me,

      (or without me)

      Living out loudly, and badly

      But I was quite poorly,

      Or worried, but good on the core

      Wonder what's it all worth , with no surf

      and no certainties;

      copy + paste. ep

      1. -En Ūtero [Extended] 6:18

      2. -hopskoch.

      3. -takitoo. 6:01

      4. -43.

      5. -and then what?

        -Ū

        C'ESME'T

        Why are you walking me to my wild side?

        PETRUTHEIO

        Because it's my wild side.

        [beat]

        PETRUTHEIO (CONT'D)

        –What if I gave you all my love?

        C'ESME'T

        Why would I want that much love?

        PETRUTHEIO

        What if it wasn't that much?

        C'ESME'T

        Then why would I want it at all?

        he likes these games,

        ain't no heartbreak

        Raise the stakes

        No harm, no foul;

        It's an eye for an eye,

        and and ear for an ear, here

        She said “I live a fast life”

        He said, “I drive a fast car”

        but it wouldn't go far, no

        It wouldn't go far at all, now!

        I sometimes forget i'm famous enough to

        just live out my life,

        I forget i'm an idol,

        I decided my mind is a diamond

        I'm higher than high now,

        Hey now, The Lord of the Flies Now

        I might need to file another reliable lie

        There's another way to settle down, now

        Call it automatic, press repeat and need to eat

        But need to breathe again

        Can't keep secrets from the reaper,

        Everything you need is simply

        Everything you need is simply

        Everything you need is simply green.

        I sometimes forget i'm famous enough to just

        Live it out, loud

        But I don't want to go, now!

        How about a round of applause—

        cause I like the sound of it

        Got a Dalmatian on the Greyhound

        What now? I'm finally proud of my

        Finally proud of my

        No, I'm just finally proud of me;

        Figure out how to be found

        There's another way to settle down, now

        Call it automatic, press repeat and need to eat

        But need to breathe again

        Can't keep secrets from the reaper,

        Everything you need is simply

        Everything you need is simply

        Everything you need is simply green.

        Black background, green Plus sign (insomniac sweater)

        rarity. (purple)

        -Ū.

        mirissa g.pool

        “fucking mosquitoes.”

        I told you, you need skrillex.

        and I told YOU to shut your dirty mouth, you hooker.

        Hookers get paid.

        Yeah, by Skrillex.

        –that's enough.

        I am the only one at my table;

        I am the only one on my team

        I been inside the box for so long,

        that if you let me out, I might scream

        I am the only crayon in the whole damn box

        I'm the only sand on my beach

        and I don't preach what I practice;

        But I practice what I preach

        Yeah yeah yeah yeah

        yeah yeah yeah yeah

        oh oh oh oh

        yeah yeah yeah yeah

        oh oh

        hey

        Do you have a problem?

        Is it with me?

        Should I pray the Lord

        your soul to keep?

        Should I call the reaper?

        Or the state police?

        Is it martyrdom or suidice if they write a press release?

        SKRILLEX

        You looked like a deer in the headlights.

        SUPACREE

        Oh yeah? well, you looked like a bat on a windshield

        I'll give you ten thousand dollars if you can get that hat off her head.

        are you serious?

        15Gs if you can get it to touch the ground.

        SUPACREE

        we're playing a game i made up

        TIM

        We're playing a game *I* made up.

        SUPACREE

        I am you.

        TIM

        Now you've got it.

        I don't know what just happened—

        Okay—

        But this lady just saw down straight into my soul, where a ghost lives.

        You're a ghost?

        My soul's haunted!!!

        That is deep bro.

        …And he's got music.

        —So he's almost always gonna be alright

        And she's got—music;

        So she's almost-always gonna be alright.

        You can go ahead.

        It *is* funny.

        I don't like it.

        It's already hilarious.

        Where are we?

        Where *is* this?

        And you will *never* find me.

        We found you.

        Eyes on God.

        Oh My—

        WHAT.

        I'm *sorry* mom.

        Why are you looking at *ME*.

        ‘Cause I'm SORRY.

        Don't look at *ME* sorry.

        Wait. How many people can I be at once?

        All of them.

        No.

        Yes.

        Watch:

        [Watching.]

        …Watching…

        [Watching—gets knocked out.]

        Now.

        Now, you caught me in a bad spot;

        I'm getting off in dark spaces

        Come, come along now.

        Way beside, but along on my own, now.

        Tie your love down/

        Tie your love down;

        Oh, Now all the way out of the way

        This is innosense, in a sense

        Go down to the shore,

        For the fun of it;

        Come now, you got to

        Tie down

        Tie down

        Tie down

        Dive down

        wide-eyed,

        Humbled with pride—

        While you're siding,

        Colliding with Idols,

        Confiding in no one,

        and residing nowhere—

        Nowhere to go,

        If they don't care

        ‘Who are you?'

        Now I'm getting caught in dark spaces;

        I'm getting off in a bad spot;

        Come, along now.

        Along, but way beside all on my own now

        In a sense, this is innocence

        Down, Tie Your love—

        Down

        Down,

        Tie your love, down

        All the way out of the way, Now—

        Oh!

        In a sense, this is innocence.

        I've got summer on my mind.

        ‘I take no part in the festival; if you look to kill me, I only ask that you do it quickly. ‘

        What movie is this?

        This is ‘The Insomniac”.

        Oh, Okay well—what happens in it?

        CREE?

        SUPACREE.

        What are you DOING here?

        This is how I wrote The Legend of SUPACREE.

        I thought this was “The Insomniac”?

        This is how I wrote this, too.

        Wrote what?

        Just—

        Just. Keep. Writing.

        —And it doesn't stop for nothing.

        It really doesn't; it doesn't stop for anything.

        What is this.

        Audio.

        It's DJ Shit.

        ___

        Bitch, what is your deal?

        I don't have one.

        Yes you DO.

        My soulmate made a deal with the devil, He sold the soul we share for success, wealth, and fame—but did not include love in the fine print.

        Watch this.

        What is this.

        It's a test.

        It's all a test.

        _

        Open the map.

        I'm not gonna do that.

        I'm not playing.

        Are you insane?

        By standard definition?

        By any definition.

        I mean—

        [Some Mild Insanity.]

        I could be.

        INSOMNIAC.

        Who would do this.

        Who wrote this?

        Who's paying for this?

        Now that the stones that I Carried for The Luminaries had grown heavy, I could not carry them all at once, and at the same time was also in the process of getting smaller; So small that it would become difficult to carry one or more of the stones in my bosoms.

        Wow.

        Control your self.

        Wish I could.

        For some reason the whole world smelled like sex; There was nothing but bodies in the ripe perfection of the perfect paradisiacal air; Sunlight reflecting off of each and every thing thing that was under it..The days were long, and the nights were almost a blur, but I was less concerned with any one person or circumstance beyond my own well being for more than a fraction of the moment.

        But because I let it become funnier, all the while behaving as an omnipotent observer, it was unfolding quite beautifully, and very theatrically; I couldn't help but keep track of the movement around me, and how it related to my innermost reflections in this existence, seemingly everlasting.

        ‘--Now he's gonna cut the head off this bird, I guess.'

        Owh.

        This is beyond out of control.

        Unacceptable.

        The game hasn't started; the map isn't even open yet; Why are the refs making calls?

        You are OUT of BOUNDS.

        I'M NOT PLAYING.

        This is so far off the map.

        There's a secret passageway.

        They LEAKED. The MAP.

        All of a sudden, nothing bothered me. I was my own worst enemy, but now it seemed that I was magically washing away in my fears. Not far from freedom, I wasn't gone from the idea of what Love was, but was drawn towards a darker, more solitary cause.

        What is this story.

        I guess this is The Legend of Supacree.

        I'M NOT CURSED.

        I'm not SUPACREE.

        Fair.

        Fair.

        [Heavy Skrillexian Accent]

        FIAR!!!

        You're are Fired.

        I'm a- what?

        So I pulled these cards.

        Oh, woah, now.

        Drop this, here.

        I can't; Wow.

        Wow.

        Wow.

        Wooo00000wwwoooooowwwwwwWW

        Do you know who you ARE?

        Do *you* know who I am?

        Oh, My God!

        I feel like that's an important factor.

        What the fuck is this show?

        go for the gold!

        I told you, the whole damn cast of;

        Sons of Anarchy;

        what on god.

        This all happened.

        *ecstatic*

        Ohhh Noooooo.

        [TIS + LEGEND OF SUPACREE + GERALD'S WORLD = ENTER THE MULTIVERSE / LEGENDS]

        key: live that long

        maybe it's not my place

        Maybe it's not my place

        to say, maybe

        It's not my place

        Maybe it's not my place, to say

        I'll just say grace, and clear my plate

        My patience [is]

        lol

        You know what? I like cake, you bitch!!

        Then eat some cake, you—

        [a death glare]

        —Overly-agressive person!

        I guess I'm just Suspiciously Capricious

        Kinda skittish when I'm in my kitchen

        scripting this in Yiddish,

        washing dishes in my menacingly hideous unmentionables

        spitting shit I didn't get to send to—

        …anybody interesting.

        #skrillex

        SEASON 6

        ACT III - Part II

        Oh no.

        I told you, this was a bad idea

        DONT CHECK THE—

        It's too late.

        “A Writing Assignment”

        Fuxk.

        This is bad.

        I'M GONNA DIE LIKE THIS.

        Well, it's Brooklyn—there's gonna be a fire escape and a rooftop.

        This is creeper level 9000

        Whatever.

        Where'd the bass go?

        I've lost my sense of direction

        I'm mad I can't have you,

        It's candid

        I shouldn't be out here like this l

        I should have gone to Manhattan

        Are you mad, man—

        At the mad hatter!

        At the course of action in this rendition

        fuxk, it is Skrillex.

        I just went to look for Kayla Lauren.

        Got hit with the other one instead.

        “I insist, do it this way”

        Better get a good picture,

        Better get a good fix on your riches

        Maybe this is why my scar was lighting up all morning

        Maybe that's the reason I was off. Without my phone all day.

        Maybe that's the reason I was fasting.

        Good Goddamnit man,

        You're awful good at acting

        Awful good at grabbing ass,

        And awful good at dancing

        Awful good at making friends

        And awful good at

        First things first,

        And first things last, and after—

        Amsterdam

        I never guessed where York was at

        I never asked

        I never asked

        I never asked

        FUCK.

        What, man.

        I think Skrillex listens to my podcast.

        Well, that's, uh.

        Fuck that.

        Fuxk that.

        Fuck that.

        Well, that's one hell of a flex.

        It's a pop up.

        I just had a dream about surfing.

        Better stop, God.

        There might be a show for every day of the week.

        I'm still weak in the knees.

        I don't know what I need.

        I'm still a mothafuckin Skrillex fiend.

        Have a nice dream.

        Have some ice cream.

        There's the ice queen.

        That's been three times since my eye started bleeding.

        I thought I was just an MC,

        Or a DJ,

        I might take the soul train

        But don't have a ticket

        Thanks.

        Now whose the dick.

        Well , I'm just taking pictures.

        How's Dillon Francis.

        Now that's a priority.

        I can't ShaZam from out here, you know.

        I called my dad.

        I thought you had no family.

        Same thing as having no home, or,

        No where to go,

        I'm no homer,

        I'm sitting here, hopeless, outside or your show—

        Not hoping to see you, or anything

        I'll be you, inside my dreams,

        Sequels for everything

        Sequences, sequins and diamon rings,

        Sequoias and

        I still have feelings for

        I still have feelings for

        Feelings for everything

        This is the weakest I've been since I needed you

        2019 was the year that the hero

        Was broke



        Well.

        That's it.

        What.

        That's the whole thing.

        Can't be the whole thing

        Do you want to take a half, or a whole thing

        Do you want to wear the pants, or the whole ring

        Should I take a flight to France, or to Oakland

        Stuck in a chokehold,

        God, I'm too old for this

        God, I just want to go home;

        Here's a long rope to hang your self with—

        Now I'm locked up in homeroom

        I lost it all once, got it all at the pawnshop

        For $96 dollars—

        The original price tag, of course, read

        $115 though.

        I honestly thought I never wanted to see Skrillex again, but as it turned out— as I was, of course, trying to connect with closure, snooping into Instagram just to find evidence or romance, which I did—not that I needed anything more than a glance to ensure my own insanity—and it was that, insanity.

        Don't do it.

        —but it's Valentine's Day.

        Don't do it.

        Goddamnit, I hate this.

        I hadn't been up this early without not having gone to bed since I arrived on the east coast; I woke up promptly around 8 with lyrics in my brain and music in my head; it had been a long and strange night, with no dreams at all—at least none that I could remember, and it had been long since I had woken up with anything in my mind besides fear and panic.

        I refused to turn on my phone, quickly reaching for my notebook and a pen before the song would leave my mind—I had a lot of work to do, and for whatever reason I actually felt like doing it; I at least had the train ride to Manhattan to think about what I should be thinking about, or to unravel from whatever I was wrapped up in, even if it was just myself.

        This is not a coincidence

        This is not a drill;

        Of course, now—

        I feel like the villain;

        To swallow Dillon like a pill

        But In the end, though,

        Nothing's real,

        And nothing changes,

        Nothing will

        I should be working on my will

        I think of jumping—

        What a thrill

        I'm busy thumping, humphing

        Rumbling, mumbling about something

        And someday never comes,

        But Sunday does,

        And Sonny shows up Monday—

        I feel dumb, and awkward, suddenly—

        I'm just an awkward cunt;

        That's what the prophet wrote

        Upon the wall

        In Brooklyn,

        Out on Broadway,

        Where I was,

        Before the fall off;

        I gave my dad a call,

        And then my son—

        That's all that love was

        I showed up with my whole heart in my pocket

        What a long walk;

        What an alter,

        Whatever the sun does

        When he doesn't watch

        I'm Sasquatch,

        But it's water, starch,

        And crunches




        ‘This is not a coincidence.'

        I had spent the day before, valentines day, combing through my belongings meticulously—I was due to check out the following morning, and without much thought I had thought of another extension, which would of course diminish the last of my money, but at least warrant another couple nights safe and warm.

        I hadn't made any sense to look for a normal job-not only would the process or getting hired take up all the rest of my time, but it would be two to three weeks before I would receive any kind of paycheck at all—and with such little time left living indoors, It didn't make sense to try.

        I had been stranded in New York since a arrived on the 4th, and though it had nearly been two weeks, I hadn't any luck in landing any gigs or performances. Jetro of course was still waiting with Blame Society records in Rome for my arrival, I hadn't even thought to notify him of the lack of such, as I partially blamed even alerting him that I was on my way via instragrwm for the flight delay that had caused me to miss my train, which of course caused me to miss my plane, landing me stuck in a hostile, cruel, and homeless USA.

        I carry, or

        Hold no stones for you;

        Haven't I a heart left

        It's the darkest of all the hours,

        And here you are, again—

        Not near, or far,

        But a bet is a bet,

        An eye for an eye

        And a head for a head

        And you're so far ahead,

        I've yet to catch up yet

        I have a gift for your daughter,

        Often, I've thought of her

        Lost in New York,

        No glass houses,

        It's just brick and mortar

        She calls me retarded, my mother

        So I haven't called her

        I just keep running north

        I just keep running my mouth on this podcast

        I just keep thinking that someone's my long lost love, at last

        You dirty bastard

        I'm an asshole:

        Handsome, Hanzel is

        In case it mattered

        Everyone's a fucking actor

        Look at that girl

        And look at that

        And look at that

        And look at that girl

        And look at that

        And look at that

        You took my whole world

        Turned it upside down

        And bottled up my love l

        You never told me where the bottle was

        But showed me what a model was

        And after that I fell in love with

        Something about doing drugs and

        Coming up with love to give to others

        Turning pigeons into doves

        And wishing I could just be nothin'

        —cause my life was fuckin loveless

        —and I thought you were my husband

        (Fuck Kayla Lauren;

        But I guess I gotta love her,

        Cause she's human)

        I took my time getting ready, no time, actually, in comparison to how slowly I had been moving throughout the week, and although I had been to the gym daily, I was worn, and tired—and coming up empty on all fronts. It was 10:14 or so by the time I finally made my way to the subway, ‘I'm still off', I thought— but not only couldn't I depressively sulk and lay in bed the way I thought I would or even maybe wanted to, I had been lifted out of my sleep and on my way to Equinox with a startling force—though I shouldn't have at all been suprised; this, whether consciously or not, I realized, had always happened when it came to the matter of the mysterious Sonny Moore.

        ‘Fuck'

        It was late evening Monday before the anxiety started to set in, and for some reason had been the reason I had decided to turn on my phone, to extend my reservation another couple days, buying time in comfort and warmth, on the freedom of privacy, which I had done nothing with but rest and try to be whole again, whatever that was—and whatever it meant. I had been cooking for the first time in months, stretching, and meditating the ways that only seemed to come natural when having my own time and space —and though it wasn't wholly my own, it was clean, peaceful, and quiet—included it's very own space heater, and was decorated in my favorite color blue. My host was an actual working professional who had succeeded in the entertainment industry—which of course made me jealous, but I at the very least had done my best to network and perhaps nitpick an easygoing cash job out of it “I have some connections”, she had piped—and so, with that in mind, I had sent her my links; and of course, with my extension being the reason for even having turned on my phone, was quick to check my text messages to see if there had been any movement with the booking agent she had supposedly sent my information to. “I gave him your Instagram, and so he'll probably reach out to you through there if he's interested.”

        I hated Instagram and it seemed to hate me, even before the devastating discovery of what a Kayla Lauren was, it had always seemingly been algorithmically programmed to make me hate myself, always spamming my feed with skinny white girls with blue eyes, which I only hated, admittedly out of bitter loneliness—the guys I seemed to like and fall for had always seemed to go for that type—white, skinny, blue eyes or some variation of the “ideal” standard of beauty, especially by Californian standards—and so I had always taken long breaks from it, shielding myself from self hatred: my absolute theory becoming that Instagram was an algorithm built for population control, preying on the weak and insecure, and probably attributing to more suicides than anyone had noticed or cared for.

        Lil biiiiiitz

        You know what else is weird about New York.

        People eat on the subway.

        They eat in the train station.

        They just—

        It's kind of gross; at least to me.

        Of course, the trains in New York are a lot cleaner.

        Sometimes the station even smells like bleach.

        That's so cool.

        Still don't want to eat in there.

        That's weird.

        INT. CHAUNCEY STREET. SUNDOWN |

        VALENTINES DAY

        BLŪ waits patiently for Instagram to download, sighing heavily as she waits; As it has finished, she rolls her eyes and opens the app, squinting and pursing her lips as she quickly checks for messages: only adds, nothing important.

        BLŪ

        Of course, no messages.

        Psh.

        She exits the app, thinking for a moment before re-opening it.

        Don't do it.

        SEARCH: Sk—

        INSTAGRAM

        skrillex

        You never learn.

        BLŪ watches the story, for the most part, unenthused—until

        TONIGHT:

        BROOKLYN NEW YORK.

        BLŪ

        AGH!

        The phone flies from her hand and onto the bed as she seizes, flying back and hitting the wall with a thud—then dramatically backing up into the closet, closing both doors and exclaiming in the darkness

        BLŪ (CONT'D)

        I'm gonna die like this.

        OH NO.

        HE'S IN BROOKLYN?!

        RIGHT NOW?!

        SKRILLEX

        I'M IN BROOKLYN. RIGHT NOW.

        WHY WOULD HE BE IN BROOKLYN. I'M IN BROOKLYN.

        (heavy New York accent)

        I'M IN BROOKLYN.

        (even heavier New York accent)

        I'M IN BROOKLYN.

        (*hawks loogie, spits*)

        [very ugly cry]

        I was expecting to see some cheesy picture like I had just a couple years before—or however long it had been. So much time had passed and I had no doubt there was still more and that I wouldn't be seeing Sonny tonight, or even anytime soon—still, I was headed towards the rooftop to collect my stones, and though the tickets were sold out and there were said to be none at the door, I was headed for the train before I even knew why, or what was happening.

        Well, he's out of the basement.

        BITCH

        GET OUT THE ATTICK

        I'm in the closet now,

        I had a heart attack,

        I'm in a panic

        You need a manual? This is a stick shift

        This is some sick shit

        Click click, bitch

        I got witches in automatic

        Automatic

        It was 11:11 AM; I had never been to Manhattan so early before, at least not from Brooklyn; I knew my way to Equinox Sports club easily by now, without getting lost, or much hassle; it was an easy one hour train ride—and this morning, even easier; the writing came automatically, rather than forced, as it had been, and the ride went by almost too quickly, despite a full train and a flurry of emotions I worked heartfully to keep in check.

        ‘This changes nothing.' , I thought, more awestruck than anything and trying to convince myself nothing had changed, though something certainly had. Manhattan looked even better in the daylight—clear and sunny, and even a bit warm; babies in strollers and dogs on leashes and for a moment or two, I might have even forgotten I was homeless, dropping 2.5 Jimmy Fallons on a piping hot coffee at the shop I had always passed, but was never open.

        I would be at Sports Club until close, as I had planned to be all week but had always fallen short of, struck with jet lag and crippling depression at the same time—but today, and even if it was for the best that I couldn't seem to get exactly what I wanted, If even just out of sheer disbelief, I had at least been shaken out of my tomb, if only for a moment, and into work mode, still grieving the self I had lost in the collision of stardust and superstardom, fame, and misfortune—tears still on the brink of rolling down my cheek, and the cost of sicccess a grueling question burning somewhere between my still bleeding heart, and somewhere in the back of my mind.

        ‘Its like a fucked up cheaper by the dozen'

        And I still haven't frgotten about Dillon Francis,

        But Sonny seems to fuck me up a bit,

        —and then some

        It's just an addendum:

        I flipped the script and went dumb

        Here's my number, Christopher Columbus;

        And a bumper sticker

        Still a nigger

        Still a nothing trying to make it bigger

        Still a little off my rocker,

        Like I bought, at Cracker Barrel

        I'm still scared of marriage,

        Mind my manners, like Harriet Tubman

        Somebody's up to somethin'

        Better suck it up and get some crunches in

        Before I go to lunch

        And jump from too high up

        Or hang off of some bridge

        Just to get to the dimension

        Where it's Skrillex in the picture

        With Dillon standing next to him,

        And I'm just in the middle,

        Front and center

        With an Emmy Win

        An Oscar nomination,

        And a Tony, where my Grammy is:

        A curio cabinet I had custom fashioned for my bathroom;

        Next to the magazine rack, actually—

        Where I'm on every cover wearing fabrics I myself imagined,

        shining like a dragon eating laffy taffy;

        Fuck,

        I Suck at mathematics,

        —But I finally got my masters degree.

        Nice.

        Jeez,

        It would be tragic to have it all go up in ashes

        Lighting matches just to get the smell of gas to shatter—

        Or to dissipate,

        I estimate I'm 40 minutes late,

        But if I make it,

        I'll get naked on the plane,

        For heaven's sake.

        What the fuck is this.

        Some Sunnï Blū shit, I guess.

        “I guess.”

        I'm still mad at the world,

        I'm still mad at your girl, for being better than me

        So mad I could hurl,

        But I'm still fasting, actually;

        It's intermittent,

        In a minute,

        I might turn to Skrillex,

        Talk to Fred Again

        Then take some medicine

        And finally finish, like-

        “I did it”

        Oh look, it's Fred.

        Yep.

        Oh.

        Hi.

        It's Fred Again.

        That's me.

        Oh.

        Hey there.

        It's Fred..Again.

        Fucking a.

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        Alright, Jimmy—you sick sonofabitch.

        JIMMY FALLON

        —just kill me already.

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        WHERE IS IT.

        JIMMY FALLON

        Where is what.

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        YOU KNOW WHAT.

        JIMMY FALLON

        I don't know what.

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        —my medallion.

        JIMMY FALLON

        You were wearing a medallion?

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        I'M ALWAYS WEARING MY MEDALLION

        JIMMY FALLON

        How am I supposed to know that

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        there's only me and you here—

        JIMMY FALLON

        you know what they say—threes a crowd—

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        Listen, Jimmy Fallon, you illiterate motherfucker!

        JIMMY FALON

        I'm not illiterate; I'm very well read.

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        oh yeah! What was the last book you read?

        JIMMY FALLON

        …

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        …that's what I thought.

        [beat]

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER grabs JIMMY FALLON by the shoulders abrasively

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER (CONT'D)

        WHERE'S MY MEDALLION, JIMMY!?!

        JIMMY FALLON

        I DON'T—KNOW!

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        YOU DO KNOW!

        JIMMY FALLON

        NO, I DONT—you blindfolded and kidnapped me!

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        I kidnapped you?! C'mon' you're like 50-

        JIMMY FALLON

        I'm 42.

        JIMMY THE MOBSTER

        —I snatched you.

        “Snached” hm.

        I like that.

        MEANWHILE, in HOLLYWOOD

        This is a serious job…

        It's a job.

        A serious job.

        I'll take it.

        Wtf is this dude into.

        Whippets and women—

        Like every-other Hollywood nigga

        Stop using the n'word.

        It makes white people uncomfortable.

        Imagine what it's like being called the n word like it's your name.

        FLASHBACK

        BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA

        PRODUCER

        YOURE JUST A NIGGER SLAVE.

        (That actually happened.)

        Anyway.

        As you can see, or might have guessed,

        I'm desperate for attention,

        Sonny followed me to Brooklyn,

        But never even mentioned it:

        I should have figured he was listening,

        When I heard Renaissance,

        And lost the mixtape that I did

        That Skrillex took it off of

        Glad It didn't win the Grammy

        I'd be mad if it had. Cause I was on it!

        Not Exactly.

        Swear to God,

        I might have lost it,

        Heard applause and started walking

        Nodded off,

        And woke up in a coffin

        Coughs,

        What a photographer.

        DILLON FRANCIS has been buried alive, inside of a coffin.

        I love this scene.

        He really is a good actor.

        (In my mind.)

        Dude, you are creep level 1 Billion.

        Whatever, he followed me to Brooklyn.

        I am you.

        You know what,

        That is something I would do if I was stupid rich and…

        And what.

        I had fallen in love with Sonny Moore, not at first sight—but at first glance; it seemed he had been quite literally tossed into my broken and shattered world, and—

        What, I'm an animal!

        Did you fuck?

        Should I have?

        I would have.

        I know you would have.

        I'm not Annie;

        She is pretty, and fun;

        An addict, an alcoholic

        And formerly, my other half

        When I was one,

        But now I'm half of half of half

        And then some;

        I've been numb,

        I've never felt like this,

        Since I've been struck.

        I guess if I drink,

        I'll be a big drunk;

        And If I die before I ever wake

        I'll be in big luck

        Honestly,

        After Kayla Lauren,

        I didn't give a fuck

        Been thinking of jumping,

        Then something hit me like a big truck

        I love eating.

        There was some sort of event on the basketball court at Sports Club; I had been there already two entire hours, and spent most of it in the sauna, still followed by coughing people, I knew I still wasn't out or the heap of madness or broken from any spell or curse it might have been — and it wasn't fair, I wasn't fair skinned, and it didn't make a difference at all what had happened; I still wanted to end it.

        I'm losing my mind again

        Losing a light again

        Losing my light,

        But if I run to find it

        I just might

        I just might

        —I'll fly like a kite.

        He's trying to kill me.

        He's not doing a bad job.

        Don't know what i'm working towards;

        Don't know what i'm running for—

        Don't know about Sonny Moore

        (He's not for me;)

        Or so I thought before, therefore—

        I take metformin

        I'm still homeless,

        Searching for a metaphor,

        An aquafir,

        And somewhere to plug my phone in

        (Better than being ignored and drinking tap water,

        On the fourth floor)

        Housing is a human right

        I hate this place

        It's just not right

        I'm sick of fighting

        I'm not racist;

        Just not fucking white enough

        To run for red and right;

        I guess

        I'm blū then.

        I could be crying in the sauna.

        But I guess I'm writing you a message

        It's just a bullet in my head

        It's just another lesson

        It's just another test, at best

        It's just an algorithm;

        Go back to my nest

        And rest for just a minute

        This is season 6 of Legends,

        Now I'm turning to a villain

        I keep coming up with Skrillex,

        But I gave my heart to Dillon

        Here's a tiny violin;

        It's getting violent since intermission

        Ultraviolet light,

        And impolite fixations,

        Revelations,

        Realizations,

        Revolutions,

        Reservations

        Let's set a date then—

        Is it fucking coughs,

        Or is it Satan?

        I hate this.

        You would want to jump in front of a train, too

        If for years. No matter what you did or where you went

        People came around you and just started coughing

        That's such an evil fucking thing to experience

        For someone who never wanted anything

        But to be loved

        But was always too fat

        Too black

        And just altogether too anything to ever experience love, joy, and happiness the way

        other people do

        And so, it must be hell

        Cause all I do is love, and love, and love

        And just get shit on

        And coughed at

        And called retarded

        And falling short of success

        I'm not heartless

        I just carry rocks around

        And get followed by coughing bodies

        My life fuckin sucks, man



        I just want to turn the simulation off,

        And on again

        I just want to take a long nap,

        And wake up in the arms of a man

        I just want a booking manager,

        And an orgasm.

        And a ham sandwhich,

        And my land back,

        And to be happy

        Or maybe like half a xanex

        Wanna throw myself down on the train tracks

        I want a can of spam and pancakes

        Like breakfast made by my dad

        I want to hold hands,

        And a whole home, with a landing pad

        Or maybe just an address, and a gas lamp

        Or a campfire

        Timestamp that.

        This is the third and final act.

        I can't fall for this again—

        Another rich and handsome man—

        A dream he wants to be my friend

        A dream he wants to hold my hand

        Oh look,

        Another dance for anthem

        Look,

        I'm just another fan

        No, I can't fall for this again

        —but they would go against the plan

        A simple programming error,

        Lips the color of a pomagranite

        Circle on the palm,

        And then , of course,

        We press the center

        And look, here we are again

        Another life,

        Another love

        A new wife—

        Another husband

        Honest?

        I'm just good with fucking

        —aha

        I just want to fuck you

        I got love, but what it good for

        Look at me, or look at nothing!

        Look,

        I'm just good with fucking

        Check the news for new engagements

        Fucking sick and fucking tragic

        Nothing more than actors,

        DJs, drinks and addicts

        Look,

        I'm just a happy accident—

        I still hate Dillon Francis

        And I never wanted Skrillex:

        That shit never even happened!

        Have you had enough yet?!

        Carrot cake does sound good

        Ten karat long engagement ring—

        Is that a lot?

        I'm just a homeless

        Look, I'm just another DJ

        Some fake model stole it

        Some would call it occult Magic

        —honest?

        I just want some dick, man

        Fuck it



        —aha

        I just want to fuck you

        I got love, but what it good for

        Look at me, or look at nothing!

        Look,

        I'm just good with fucking



        You know why you like me?!

        Yes, I know why I like you—

        Cause I'm rich!

        —no, actually—it's because you're smart.



        Where in the fuck are you going?

        I don't know yet.

        Well, know faster—we have company.

        Fuck.

        Destroy every bit of evidence.

        Ok.

        —and make sure nobody sees you.

        Yeah, right!

        YO.

        Why the fuck are you here, Timmy?

        I told you, I'm not Timmy.

        I don't give a fuck who you are—where's my money?

        It's— it's on the way, I promise.

        I'm don't take well tk promises, Timmy.

        What do you take well to?

        Money.

        FUCK.

        What!

        FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

        What?!

        We're too late, she's gone!

        Goddammit.

        —She was already here!

        FUCK.

        FUCK.

        FUCK!

        >>> FUCK!

        How do you know?

        —there's glitter, everywhere.

        Is it gone?

        It's gone?

        ALL OF IT.



        TIMMY TRUMPET plays a SKRILLEX.

        Etto, Timmy?!

        Oh shit, another Timmy.

        That's weird. I was just thinking he about Skrillex.

        Why.

        Timmy, put a shirt on.

        That's it.

        What.

        You can't be hot and play the trumpet.

        Why.

        One thing's gotta go.

        THE DEVIL takes away Timmy Trumpet's ability to play the trumpet.

        WHAT.

        Can't have both.

        Well, I don't really need both now, do I?

        When I'm in a tough spot I have to listen to deadmau5

        —something about the precision and frequencies out my brain somewhere between auropilot and dead space.

        I don't know.

        I've done just about everything you can think of listening to deadmau5.

        Almost.

        But, I noticed—

        Working out to deadmau5 is strange.

        It puts me in some kind of vibration where people notice me—

        Not just notice me.

        People are suddenly “impressed” with whatever it is I'm doing.

        And it's usually something regular as fuck—

        I'm just doing it to deadmau5.

        And for some reason, people are like

        “Wooooow!!”

        Okay, whatever.

        I used to work out to Skrillex.

        Actually.

        I used to work out to only Skrillex.

        I don't know if its just because I was fat, or cause I liked Skrillex.

        Now its like running a serrated knife up my spine.

        I started to figure out I was kind of famou—

        Kind of—

        When I showed up at the gym and Skrillex songs kept coming on

        I'm like

        “This is what I get for doing nothing but free trials”

        But hey,

        You try finding a gym in the shitty areas of New York worth paying for.

        It's very hard.

        The crazy thing about this story is—

        There's a lot of crazy things about this story, actually.

        EXT. BASKETBALL COURT. DAY.

        Alright— shirts and skins —Shirt—Skin Shirt,Skin—

        Uhh! Nah. I wanna be “shirts”

        Why dude?! Your girl's mad hot!

        So?!

        So I know you got it goin on! Look at you!

        I'm mad rich!

        Yeah—but girls always cheat on flabby rich dudes! With hotter dudes.

        My girlfriend might be cheating on me!

        Yeah—She's not, though.

        How do you know?

        Cause I tried!

        Yeah. Take your shirt off.

        No—uh! How do you know she's just not into you!

        Because! He tried—

        HE tried!

        You sell out.

        And Andre tried—

        [ANDRE is tall (about 6'9 dark, and handsome]

        —you too, bro?

        [ANDRE shrugs nonchalantly]

        That's an NBA player—

        What the FUCK, YO.

        —and she said NO.

        ANDRE

        Yup. Shot me down.

        Oh really—from all the way up there?!

        Face it, man! You're fuckin hot!

        I don't like the way that sounds coming from you—

        Take your shirt off!

        Were you this aggressive with my girl?!

        Don't be like that…

        Nah— fuck you!

        Yo! C'mon, man—

        And you three!

        You're holding up the game getting mad over nothing. It's Hollywood!

        It's Beverly Hills!

        —Exactly my point!

        You're new here—you'll catch on.

        You know what!

        I'm shirts—you're skins—Game on.

        [SUNNI BLU goes beast mode and plays the dirtiest, most whoopass game in history—out of spite and anger of the toxic masculinity; this of course earns SUNNI BLU even more respect as a “man's man”]

        Later: as the owner of the clippers, sunni BLU trades “Andre” to the worst basketball team in history.







        For,

        As soon as the moon is full,

        She also begins to wane—

        And as sure as we are to shine,

        We also fade away





        I had one slice of red velvet cake, one slice of cheesecake—which of course only reminded me of Sonny Moore—the decadent, delicious red velvet—and Dillon Francis—the spiced and ecclectic trademark carrot cake—if only not to sooty the pain of joe much I wanted both of them, but probably didn't need them—how I craved them so, but they probably weren't good for me, nor would they last—

        —but they would both be delicious, anyhow.



        The seagull said.

        “To the sea, we go!”

        Overhead, he flies

        As the day goes by me

        Idly, I wait—

        I could take a ride,

        But i'd rather be

        By myself,

        By my…




        INT. EMPIRE ENPANADAS. NIGHT

        You gonna order?

        What you got?

        Empanadas.

        Just empanadas?

        —Yeah.

        Okay, that's weird.

        Lol the only thing funny about this scene is that their New York accents are so atrociously heavy.

        Right.

        —weird.

        INT. SUBWAY STATION. DAY.

        Sunni BLU is passed out in the subway station.

        Ew…

        Yeah, my god.

        Wait—is that—

        —sunni?!

        SUNNI drunkenly groans.

        Sunni! Get up!

        Ughhhh.

        What are you doing?!

        I'm drunk.

        I know that.

        You're always drunk.

        Yeah.

        What are you doing here.

        What.

        In the subway.

        I do this sometimes.

        What. For what?!

        You never know who you're gonna meet.

        In the subway

        On the floor?!

        YeH! I met R- Kelly down here!

        What!

        When was this

        Not at this station, though, but yeah.



        To think,

        It was all just an awful game, to make you write more songs—

        And in the end, if you don't make the cut

        They just make you kill yourself, anyway.

        Love isn't real, but money is;

        And all men want is money,

        So they can buy the love—

        And all women want is love—

        But it has to come with money

        Or it all just falls apart

        It all just falls apart

        It all just falls apart

        “Illuminatus”,

        Open, close

        Illuminaudio, for starters

        Cross a crucifix for sons, and wanted daughters

        What's a brother to a sister—

        Or a mother to a father?

        What's a stop sign to a car,

        If no one's driving?

        In the end, they kill you off

        In the end, they kill you off

        With every cough, they kill you off—

        But there's always another

        Who wants to be a star—

        Or just

        The mother of his child,

        Maybe both

        Genetic lotto luck

        —the cut off.



        Agatha…

        A far cry, out into the distance–a wind, almost a whisper; A lover, long gone and almost since forgotten, unseen since the very dawn of time and first ever glimpse of light–

        …We Meet Again.

        FUCK. WHAT IS THIS.

        I know, man.

        FUCK.

        Fuck.

        Well, are you gonna tell this story or not?

        This isn't possible.

        It is possible.

        This isn't happening.

        –

        This dude has a radio tower in his front yard.

        That's his front yard?!

        I fucking guess.

        What is that.

        That's a satilite.

        Nice.

        Yep.

        Alright, you son of a bitch.

        Hey! My mom's nice!

        Not that nice–bringing you here.

        How do you know that's how I got here?

        Exactly my point.

        [cocks pistol slowly.]

        You're dead, mouse.

        OH.

        I GET IT.

        kill that motherfucker.

        Wait. Hold up.

        Hold the phone!

        Holding.

        How did we get to this point?

        I mean– a few ways.

        What are you watching.

        SHH.

        Wedon'tknow.

        SHHH.

        OK!


        SHHHHHHH!

        IT' getting good.

        Ya. It's getting deeper.

        So much deeper.


        WAit.

        …

        Who are you?

        I'm a fan.

        No.

        How did you get in my house?

        It's my house.

        It's–

        –no.

        No, it's not.

        YEs. this is my house.

        No.

        What.

        GEt out.

        SHH.

        What.

        DUde–

        No.

        Ze show is on and it is getting one deeper. Be quiet.

        IT's getting two deeper.

        –like nine deeper.

        SHHH.

        Oh, I get it.

        She really wants to fuck Dillon Francis.

        #FuckDillonFrancis

        Uh, no–

        I already did that.

        Gross.

        Excuse me.

        You are excused!

        I mean, I beg your pardon.

        Please, don't beg.

        Er, uh–

        Could you repeat that last part?

        Woah, this gets multidimensional as fuck.

        I have a time machine.

        Are there any loopholes?

        There are loopholes.

        THere better be loopholes.

        Sorry, we're out.

        GodDAMMIT.

        What.

        I was really looking forward to those loopholes.

        Well, they're gone.

        FUCK.

        HEre, have some

        Oh-Noh's.

        I don't want–

        Just SHUT UP and EAT YOUR CEREAL.

        Don't worry–I'm still Team Skrillex.

        There are TEAMS?!

        Oh, yeah, bro.

        Oh, so–it is a love story.

        I don't think that's what this is.

        I'M GONNA MURDER YOU.

        Ok.

        WITH MY DICK.

        A-1.

        There's something I need to tell you.

        What.

        But i'm sworn to secrecy

        Then how am I supposed to–

        Just–shh– follow my lead.

        “The Magic Effect.”

        Did it work?

        Don't know yet.

        You nutted to this girl 36 times in the last 20 Calendar days.

        Ok…

        36 Times. One Girl. 20 Days.

        …What's your point.

        This is ferocious.

        I have your entire internet history.

        All of it?

        Oh yes. All of it.

        Welp.

        Well.

        THat's it for me.

        I've had enough.

        There's no Skrillex Deepfake.

        Aw. that sux.

        Why would you look at this?

        …why not, though?

        You're a disturbed man.

        I'm pretty regular.

        REGULR TO WHO?

        *shrugs* Me, I guess.

        TURN THIS OFF.

        I can't take it anymore.

        Whatever happened to the–

        SHHH.

        Fuck. I'm so wasted.

        So what do you think is gonna happen?

        Listen. I have a lot to get through. THis is all just nonsense.

        I think we're avoiding some heavy subjects, here.

        Well, there are a lot of discrepancies.

        Kill yourself.

        I just did.

        Kill yourself–again.

        I–GodDAMMIT.

        Just do it.

        NO.

        Come on.

        Congratulations, you got the job!

        Yes! Thank you!

        …What's the job?

        I need you to get the fuck out of here in the next five seconds–before I blow my head off, and take you with me.

        Don't do that.

        Five…

        Yo, i'm serious.

        Four…

        Jesus Christ, dude.

        YOu don't think this hits a little close to home.

        Home? what is home?

        For the Record, Skrillex, Dillon Francis, and Deadmau5 respectively are all getting their dicks sucked on yachts right now in some foreign exotic country–

        You're not wrong.

        That is correct.

        Standard music business.

        And People are living in tents under bridges.

        I'm just saying.

        If you think this project is reckless and bizarre, check your own simulation.

        So.

        So.

        Where were we?

        Somewhere between blowing our heads off and getting our dicks sucked?


        I'm sure there's a striking correlation somewhere.

        ‘My Candle Burns At Both Ends…'

        Oh, More Occult Magic

        God Bless The Illuminati

        GOD

        I Am The Illuminati

        Glad that's settled.



        Three.

        Goddamit, don't do this.

        Two– [cocks pistol]

        Why just pistols.

        Cause shotguns are messy–

        –and for dramatic effect;

        I love that sound.

        [the other party quickly removes his handgun from his waistband, shooting the other man and then himself quickly; They now both lay dead.]

        How do I write this

        Just write it.

        I need adderall.

        You need Jesus.

        By goD, youre right. [iPhone]

        What are you doing?

        Calling on Jesus.

        Are you serious.

        He's the plug.

        Ugh.

        I need adderall.

        What did I do?!

        YOu know what you did.

        ∆

        Well, alright then.

        ∆

        Must be something.

        ∆

        I got it.

        “The Legend of Supacree”

        L E G E N D S

        “Tales of A Superstar DJ”

        To do: Cut Freaky Friday 001

        Cut Throwback Thursday 001

        Cut SOM III

        Part I {God Is God]

        Part II [Clockwork]

        –Pull 212 Remix

        It's far beyond my control

        I get out of my head and into my soul

        In one ear, never out the other

        If the wind blew down your door,

        How would I call for you?

        —Through her, I suppose

        And the silk of her hair,

        Or the satin of her dress,

        —

        Oh, it's almost admissible,

        Surely admirable,

        Worth a smile or not,

        That all the world is words,

        In the end,

        As I tear down my worlds,

        and start over from One

        And I've already stopped enough once for today,

        I think

        Surely, what you'd like is just

        The time to get it all to nothing

        (Never had I wanted it or needed it)

        The phone was ringing,

        But I'll never be off the hook again,

        If you look for the proper way to move forward,

        You'll never find it,

        Especially looking behind you

        (Always looking behind you—

        Head in the past

        Just like you

        It's just like me,

        Too,

        To sit down and decide a whole song about you

        While taking it all down.

        I'm never distraught with the thoughts of a stranger,

        Oh, on the contrary;

        You should be mad about battle,

        But I'm all for the veterans and

        And never off if we were not at war with one another, but

        Then again,

        That's all we've ever done

        It would be

        Devastating

        To even think of

        Something more clever

        “Clever and splendiferous confectionary efforts,

        Just spectacular concessions my dear; I'll have another.”

        Hadn't I deciphered once or twice the rhyme for riddles down to dollars and cents?

        I did, I thought, once.

        I never hindered Heaven from pondering over my shoulder once or twice upon a full lit moon, which under I predicted my own fortune.

        Once— or twice, but—

        Nevermind, or nothing;

        Indifference, for instance, instantly inscessent ancestral insimination incriminating risidual visuals uhh—

        —From the festival.

        Right.

        The festival project.

        [—Parallels.—]

        GOD: So you want to be The “Glass Animals”

        *nods*

        Glass Animals.

        That's what I said. Glass Animals

        There's no “The”

        Context.

        Ok.

        So–”Glass Animals”

        *nods*

        Are you sure you don't want to be made of something else?

        *nods*

        *shrugs* Okayy. Glas Animals.

        I'm lost,

        But don't remind me

        Running out of time

        But time can't find me

        Open up my eye 10 times in 9 days

        I should probably fall away

        Back to the bay,

        No baby, don't cry

        No baby, don't cry

        No baby, don't cry

        [Midnight Request Line.]

        Sleek black corvette.

        Not a dent, not a scratch

        And I am feeling better,

        Since you asked

        What a warm and welcome

        Pleasant, wet suprise

        What do I owe you the—time

        I guess it made me smile for awhile, now

        I'm sad again—

        Wow, that was quick…

        Only took a second, but don't mind my arrogance

        ‘—I play this and it puts me in a trance.'

        I want to dance with you

        I hope someone holds my hand like that, one day

        Where are you taking me?

        “Away, my dear, away…”, he's saying…

        I lie awake midday and taking shallow breaths,

        I drift away

        A weapon for my empathy,

        [Midnight Request Line.]



        I have no idea what happened.

        ‘Ambiguous Ambitions - The Crossing ‘

        A shiver up my spine

        I don't really mind,

        I'm still trying to find the word for it—

        But tongue in cheek it is

        That's—if it fits

        You but me once,

        And I liked it

        Come bite me twice

        If you buy it;

        Alright, Ryan—where is it?

        Where is what?

        You know what I'm talking about.

        I don't know anything!

        “Ryan Remembers Everything”

        Goddamn it, wake up.

        I need silence.

        GET UP, GODDAMNIT.

        Okay—

        Okay—

        —I just need you to tell me where it is—

        Where what is?!

        I don't think this is very funny.

        This got serious.

        Ouch.

        I don't want to watch TV anymore ever again.

        I really wish you'd tell me

        Oh, you wish?

        Watch this.

        I'm sorry, Ryan.

        Hello.

        I—hello.

        I'll have a tall order of whatever's in that box.

        You want what's in that box?

        Yessir.

        What is happening?

        I dunno.

        I'm afraid that's going to be a problem.

        *gasp* can we have ninjas?

        *NINJAS*

        NINJA FIGHT.

        —oh sht rly.

        *lmfao*

        Sometimes i'm set in my ways,

        Sometimes days go by—days,

        In the blink of an eye,

        Ever since I decided,

        I might have had love with you.

        I think we have some things to figure out, about it

        —it being ourselves,

        And washing my hands never felt so right

        In my life

        Somebody told me the stars in the sky were spirit guides,

        And it stuck,

        I'm up all night,

        But i'm the only star I see

        In New York City

        Don't look up to see me—

        Don't look up to me please, kid, really

        I mean, why, my baby?

        I mean,

        Hi lady—

        You so fly tonight, just my delight

        I —

        Like the way I look by you

        I—

        You know,

        If I sit in the city every night like this,

        And write,

        It just might

        Be the end of me

        Be the end of me

        Be the end of me

        You know,

        If I did get the limelight,

        Right on time to soothe and

        Satiate my need to be an idol LC

        Even this late in life,

        Like—

        —fuck

        ‘8I just want him to like me'

        I shouldn't even think about

        Superstardom like that,

        But I'll be right back,

        I gotta get the rabbit out the

        White hat,

        What a habit to have, huh

        What an idea that we might all get along

        Or a lot done

        Or be better off alone

        Than just to fuck off

        And write another song—

        Because the audience will like it

        But we're all over it;

        It's all done, isn't it?

        “The Running Game”

        I don't know what you want to hear from me. \

        How about, “I'm sorry.”

        Ok, I'm sorry.

        You don't do much, do you?

        I guess I don't.

        Sabotage//Salvation

        Idk what this is supposed to mean.

        This is my demise.

        You're completely a ticking time bomb.

        You're not wrong.

        Salvation, from the doldrums.

        A sound to soothe my soul,

        I sink beneath you,

        South and under smoky water

        Open mouth, and barely thought of,

        Although often,

        Walk or waltz, would I

        To fall, my love,

        So becoming of a flower;

        forth and outward over fountains;

        Leaps and bounds,

        Of course–

        Well, this is dope af.

        What are you doing.

        What.

        What happened.

        THis is really good.

        So.

        So, i gotta turn this one off now–

        And listen to that one insead.

        All the time?

        Yeah.

        Oh.

        For, like ever..?

        Well, no.

        I gotta put it in the vault.

        Noooh.

        Yes.

        YEs.

        Yes.

        Forever.

        FOrever, no, for now– yes.

        That could be almost forever.

        Yeah. Almost.

        “Almost Invisible.”

        Take out my eyes, for now

        (If i could, would you want them)

        To beg or to barter for,

        I offer them up, as

        Ritual sacrifice

        (it's just a)

        Ritual Sacrifice.

        These two eyes.

        __

        He was the boy who owned the world;

        Hailing from the land of a thousand suns,

        He said,

        “I'll give you a dozen roses, honey,

        If all you ever do is,

        Smile for me,

        So, go ahead,

        Smile for a dozen roses or more,”

        And the irony is that she did it–

        Not for the roses,

        –but for the attention.

        (Just for the attention.)

        It was she who birthed the worlds;

        Building the land of a thousands suns,

        She said

        I'll give you a dozen horses,

        “If you could just–

        Pick the winning one”

        And the irony is,

        that he did it–

        Because he loved horses,

        And now he had twelve of them!

        (--And any one could be the winning one,

        no matter what she does;

        He's got a dozen of em,

        Anyway.)

        Fuck.

        What.

        Well, that went off the deep end.

        Fuck.

        Well, this just got dark.

        This guy comes off your blacklist tonight.

        No, this person

        Guy.

        PErson. Most certainly does not.

        I promise if I love a=a=A=a

        What is this

        That's a making no complese sense equation.

        Think about it in a multidimensional–

        Oh, that makes total sense.

        Just remember, when using this– this has been around for a really long time.

        It's been A long time.

        I died in your bed,

        But woke up in your arms;

        Oh when you love, love–

        Love me harder,

        Love me harder–

        Oh, baby when you love,

        love me harder

        Love me harder

        Love//Love Me Harder

        Love//Love Me Harder

        Love//Love//Love

        Love Me Harder

        Love//Love Me Harder

        Love//Love//Love

        Love Me Harder

        I woke up in your bed,

        And then died in your arms;

        It was a work of art, I suppose

        What we were, or are

        (Or aspire to be.)



        Please. Give me your iPhone.

        No!

        No?

        (Takes I phone.)

        Is there a reason you don't want me having this?

        …no.

        No?

        —it's full of stuff.

        “Stuff.”

        Yes. It's—

        “Stuff.”

        Yes.

        —

        —and things.

        I know.

        Look.

        We had a deal.

        We had no “deal”

        We had a deal.

        This train just goes on forever, you know;

        Whether you're on, or off it—

        So get off, and back on at the wrong stop

        Once, if not just for the discovery

        Of another supermarket,

        Where you shop for strawberries and

        Groceries

        Good flex, God;

        I got a gang of em

        I'm gonna explain it as straight as it gets

        Sometimes,

        You just got to know where to go

        If you don't trust your gut,

        You'll just never get,

        Never get it right.

        Alright, alright,

        I started it

        Alright, right—

        I gotta get it right,

        I gotta get ;

        I'm the worst at introductions

        Oh and,

        So bad at

        Goodbyes

        Oh, why'd you have to leave me by my idol

        Why,

        Why'd you have to lead me by my eyes

        By my eyes

        God, I love the way

        I love the way,

        I love the way you

        Love me

        God, I love

        The way you

        The way you

        Love me



        You forgot about me, didn't you?

        You forgot all about me

        You forgot all about it—

        All about it

        Al about it

        It's not the same, anymore

        Since you gave it a name, is it?

        There's nothing I can do

        To help me, help you

        This is all I can do,

        To help me, love you

        I have to remove you;

        I have to remove you

        In a room—

        Full of beauty—

        In a world,

        Full of woes

        I lose the last dose of you, on my tongue

        Nobody ever wanted it, like I do—

        Like I do

        I lose the last dose of you on my tongue,

        And I'm all full of love again;

        I never saw anything like it,

        I was a modem, still plugged into the wall

        An anonymous post partum unremarkable

        Post-party proclamations

        and eternal damnation for ordering breakfast

        Evading transportation authorities

        Unworried the informant sleeping under me

        Oh,

        Now she wants to song—

        Oh, look—

        And now, she has a song to sing

        A point to make,

        A wrong to ring;

        The man she brings along

        Is bad for her

        Oh, she's gotta work

        (She loves to work,

        She's got to work it)

        What kills her makes her stronger

        What doesn't kill her makes her stronger

        All she does is

        Carry on

        And

        Carry on

        And

        Carry on.

        “Mrs Sheffield left flushing queens, for this.”

        Mrs Sheffield left Flushing, Queens, for this?!

        Mrs Sheffield left Flushing, Queens for this!

        Mrs, Sheffield!

        -1flushing queens, fah ‘dis.

        Very well worth it,

        I got all the way to brooklyn

        And way beyond my means for this

        It's well outta my means.

        It's out of my hands, now.

        That boy called you “grandpa”

        How is it all over?

        When I bet to God I was,

        Just in your lap at this party,

        And you were under me slippin on some sort of

        Lager or

        Something

        Weren't you?

        Yeah,

        I was just there, too

        I was just there, too—

        I was just there, too—

        Oh, now she has a song…

        All of a sudden.—

        But it's not all of a sudden at all

        It's not all of a sudden

        There's nothing, is there?

        Oh,

        There's something, surely

        I went to bed late;

        But I'm getting up early.

        I see the way he looks at me—

        —take it easy, baby

        We could have the whole room waiting

        Like a stoner at a stop sign

        My bad,

        My eyes lie to me

        All the time

        Driving me mad

        Telling me

        I want you inside me

        My bad

        My bad

        Well, I want you in my bed

        But I haven't had one yet

        I'm thinking Purple Mattress;

        Or is that mids, to you kids

        Like Timmy ho's

        Or my mustang civic

        It's a custom, yeah

        Nobody has it yet

        It's a hybrid

        Like I am

        —I am a bit off subject, now

        (My bad)

        We never had sex in my bathroom

        (That was your house)

        I took a mouse to the mountain

        (My bad)

        My writing is getting more

        Acid-centric,

        Lysergic acid diethylamide;

        I didn't buy any,

        But I haven't the need anymore,

        Really

        I just wake up like this:

        That is, when I wake up

        (I have long nights, kids)

        My bad

        I want to see you very briefly

        Without your briefs,

        You know what I mean?

        Me neither—

        Sexual delinquency in meditated frequencies

        Repeat this sequence

        I keep my deepest secrets

        Where I need it

        Right up my slime,

        Where my spleen is—

        Dreamed it, and I haven't cleaned since

        (Or dreamed since)

        In this

        Endless emission,

        Ignition sequence begins

        When The Lean splits

        Under the blood moon;

        An eclipse.

        I drift off a lot—

        Just thinking of your penis

        My daydreams are not very safe for the public

        I think they're X-rated or worse,

        Even thinking of you as a person,

        Or worse:

        As my husband

        once, as my lover—

        Lovers have all the fun, anyway

        Hm

        All the things that I'd do to you

        After you put me through—



        What are you looking for, exactly?

        A synchronicity.

        Just any synchronicity?

        There's no such thing as “just any” synchronicity.

        Does “laying low” mean nothing to you?

        I'm laying low!

        On a city tour?!

        It's a big city!

        [From Afar]

        IS THAT HER?

        Aw, fuck.

        Well, well, well–here we go–0

        I don't have time for this.

        Here it is.

        I don't know what you're doing.

        We're going on an adventure!

        NO.

        I. Cant. Enjoy. Anything.

        WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD.

        I hate this.

        My creativity had become merciless–inspiration pouring from the world as if all that it wanted wast o be collected and captured in any way I could see fit to create–

        What do you want?

        Out of life–or in this store?

        Out of life.

        Lets start with this store.



        A Living Lion;

        The eyes inside,

        I smiled, declined to act on impulse

        He'll admit,

        She's less complex, cause she's basic

        Everthemore complacent, blatantly lazy--

        and crazy adorable.

        Whatmore could any man want?

        Whatmore could any man need?

        Whatmore could any man have;

        But the best friend who needed therapy,

        Several Plastic surgeries,

        A fading glass menagerie--

        If she knew what that means.

        (Basically, they're both nobodies.)

        ‘What on God's awful green earth

        makes you think I would

        ever want

        anything

        to do

        with either of you two

        Losers?

        Beggars can't be choosers.

        His plan B was Annie;

        But she was never like me

        Enough to be

        Happy with

        Sonny;

        Let alone anybody.

        What is happening?

        Do you have an explanation of what's happening to me.

        Every realm of reality and possibility. This is infinity.

        What is this all supposed to mean to me?

        You can see everything and nothing;

        You can be anything.

        So what would that mean?

        What does it mean to you?

        That Love is Love, then.

        I've been half of a wide-open bleeding heart,

        Since the Goddamn start of it.

        He started it,

        Or someone did

        I didn't ever ask for it

        I was only ever always on the dancefloor when it mattered.

        I was always looking past him, but not ever looking at him.

        It was always just at random, but i'd never thought to ask him

        A question,

        Or to greet him--

        I just.

        Adjust.

        They're watching us, from above.

        Adjust.

        They just don't trust us

        Adjust.

        Look what we've done, look what we've done to the planet that gave us all the light that we come from.

        Look, there.

        It appears to be ‘shimmering'

        What exactly is happening.

        The entirety of its surface is Auquous.

        Oceana.

        If i learn all the planets,

        In the everlasting galaxies--

        And learn how to explore it…

        I just might get to Skrillex.

        I might fully need a Xanex bar if I ever see this kid in person.

        He's olden than you.

        By like, a minute.

        Still.

        I mean, really. I don't think this is ever going to work.

        It might not work, I mean--

        What?

        If you had to actually--

        Oh God, no; I'd be far too nervous.

        So what are you going to do when it comes time for festival season

        Run.

        Hide.

        Run + Hide.

        Fight or Flight; A Natural Response to Skrillex

        There is no natural response to Skrillex, because it's unnatural

        Be civil.

        I am I ‘m trying to figure out how to protect this species.

        Oh now, you're acting as if he's not human

        Of course he is. But i'm not.

        Of course.

        All it is, is science, a bit of misunderstanding.

        Experimental sorcery, possible exploitation.

        I'm not exploiting Skrillex.

        No, he's exploiting YOU.

        No.

        Wake the fuck up.

        No.

        (Stop repeating yourself)

        Wake up; you're being manipulated.

        By Skrillex? Cool.

        By whatever's manipulating Skrillex.

        Alright.

        Alright? You're part of a machine.

        So?

        “SO?” You're this comfortable having given your soul up to the devil.

        I haven't done that.

        Do you know what it takes to achieve that of which you so covet?

        Money.

        And?

        Power.

        Go on.

        Fame.

        So, calculate.

        It adds up the same either way.

        Skrillex isn't real.

        Maybe not, but Sonny Moore is--

        Is, what--

        Is “who”...

        “Who…”

        I love.

        What?

        --But that's all I know.

        That's it?

        Yes.

        Elaborate.

        Can't.

        What do you mean?

        Well, it goes like this: This is insanity. I've been through every wormhole, every parallel, every revolutionary subconscious thought, every world, every realm, every lifetime...and at the end of the day--or the beginning, depending-- it's really all the same question, and the same answer--over and over again; From the Beginning to the End. It is infinite. Everything is Everything.

        Quickly, tell me--

        What, now?

        What goes on a Skrillex Pizza?

        Nothing, because it's not a thing!

        It is not.

        It isn't!

        Stop arguing at get to work.

        On what?

        On building

        Building What

        [The] Skrillex.

        How in the fuck am I supposed to do that?

        How in the fuck did you get to be a vegetarian?

        It just happened.

        So.

        So…

        Are you really a vegetarian?

        ___



        Why did you do this?

        I didn't do this! You did this!

        I didn't do this! Why would I do this?

        How could you!

        I didn't!

        What the fuck is HE doing here?

        What the fuck.

        You need to stop this.

        I can't stop.

        What did you DO.

        Exactly what I had to.

        Shasta!

        Who the fuck is that?

        That's that bitch.

        I told you it was Shasta.

        Who the fuck is Shasta. What show is this?

        Where is Skrillex?

        FUCK SKR—

        Wait, what show is this?

        INT. THE VOID. DAY & NIGHT.

        I remember the first time I ever realized, I could love anyone in the world, if they needed me to—or, if they just gave me the chance. Or if I got the chance. Or, if there was a chance.

        And, if there was a chance, and it was supposed to happen, it always would—especially if I wanted it—

        But definitely, if I needed it.

        But, what is is “if”?

        And, what is “supposed”?

        What is it to “want”?

        And what's a “need”?

        Now I know— or at least pretend to.

        Because, the more it is I think I know, the actual less I feel that I actually do;

        None the wiser, I am what I always was—

        And God is, as I am.



        Sunni Blu becomes a popular androgynous rapper, as as s/he rises to fame is forced to take on a mre masculine persona to monetize thiher music.

        After releasing a series of Skrillex diss-tracks, and music aimed at OWSLA's top dogs, a feud between Skrillex and Sunni Blu, or rather their ‘teams' breaks out into the media.

        After Skrillex is hacked and left with his entire music collection missing, it is presumed the attack and disappearance of his hard drives was orchestrated by Sunni; After his unreleased music is leaked and the damage is deemed ‘irreparable' The Skrillex Project is forced to close, and the artist himself disappeared into obscurity-- after hearing one of his unreleased tracks used for one of Sunni Blu's hits, he( ‘*the fictional Skrillex*) secretly attends one of Sunni's concerts; Sunni Blu spots him in a large crowd and the two brawl; Skrillex with the upper hand after Sunni draws back from a bloody nose and retreats; It is revealed that the unreleased Skrillex track which was ‘gifted' to her came from the stolen collection, unbeknownst to Sunni Blu



        Although Sunni Blu's true identity has yet to be revealed to more than Dillon Francis, beside the publicity and management who have been helping to keep her secret;



        Dillon Francis and Sunni Blu are cornered by paparazzi, revealing to the public that she is, in fact, a female;

        As allegations arise that Sunni Blu is a transgender, rumors put a strain on Sunni Blu and Dillon Francis's collaborations…

        TBC.

        All of a sudden—or maybe, even, not so suddenly—I was Clark Kent—or whatever Superman's name was. I had been without contacts or glasses for quite some time, and had quite explicitly in one of my many letters to God—or really any holy power in a realm which might have received my charred requests—all the things I needed, and some of the things I very badly wanted—tightly bundled and wax-sealed with intention for nothing besides that of the greater good, or course, for myself or anyone else—set ablaze in the unforgiving streets of New York City, in secrecy at odd hours of the night; it hadn't been my actual intent to have to practice any magic at all, especially under the circumstances, it it seemed that someone nearly unmentionable at all, had hexed a nasty attack on my psyche—a satanic, demonic possession of the weak and feeble bodies around me, and unable to isolate in completion, I became vulnerable to such a wicked curse that it had altered my psychic morality—as one does not practition a counter-curse or attack , in my medicinal expertise, without first being provoked—as one military typically mustn't bomb another, or even it's own enemy without being first considerably attacked—and it was, at this point, indeed a terrible holy war.



        I pulled the stars into order

        I put the water to fountains, in mountaintops

        I don't know who I am either

        But you call me God,

        Agree, I'd not—

        But at least I love you

        I believe I was you once

        I'm awful sorry that I broke you

        I might have put the sun

        Just to far up and out of reach

        Believe me, see—I see you

        Doesn't matter what we try to do

        Unity is beautiful

        I live on the 8th floor

        I don't intend what I'm there for

        It doesn't feel bad though

        It doesn't feel bad though

        I don't know what you're after




        -Blū



        Do I scare you?

        Only a little.

        Huh.

        What?

        Nothing..

        I hate you.

        ihateyou.

        Eventually, The Ascended Masters will intervene.

        They already have.

        Oh, Christ Almighty.

        He's not coming.

        [Answering Phone] Jesus Christ Almighty

        –WHERERU?

        I TOLD YOU I'D GET THERE GODDAMNIT.

        Fascinating.

        Do my eyes deceive me,

        Or

        Is there a secret between us:

        A secret illusion;

        Should I bury it,

        Or keep it neatly

        And unseen,

        Between my knees,

        And where you need me?

        Is there a thing that I should need,

        But never speak–

        I'll keep it in my sweet release

        To dream beliefs of evil

        Seen, aquamarine revines,

        And pulsing veins,

        –and stolen hearts,

        Not passing judgment,

        But just passing by

        To hide, to pass the time

        To find a high,

        Align in color

        Fly,

        Write another rhyme,

        Or wire fireflies a transfer of light,

        Like the eyes reflect to mine.

        WHY would you write this?

        WHY.

        I hate blue eyes.

        That's racist.

        No it isn't.

        Congratulations on making it into my aerospace, unscathed

        A coincidence, this is not.

        I have something for you.

        I don't need anything from you.

        That's because I gave you everything you need.

        Right. I have everything.

        RIght.

        So you should know whatever you need comes at a high price.

        What makes you think I need something.

        You said you have something for me?

        Yes I do.

        You don't seem the gift giving type.

        I'm not.

        So, what do you want from me?



        WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

        Oh. it' s another one.

        What's he need?

        Probably nothin, really

        Oh, it's something.

        This shouldn't be happening.

        I agree.

        why is this bothering me.

        Google it's self had deleted half my entry, which was admittedly sloppily thrown together, at nearly a full episode's length; probably for the best, as I was becoming more intolerant of my societal responsibility by the moment, and increasingly self destructive asa result. It was still chaotic; fame kept coming closer towards me and then leaping away, but not out of reach or out of sight, but rather than chase it, I merely calmly strode forward in a never-changing pace, not rushing and always careful to remain calm, even when filled with fury. I had become unrecognizably fit, chaste, and a remarkably healthy eater; I was all together well, besides in the areas of romance and sexuality of course. I was ready to pounce, but timing would be key, and patience the virtue;



        UH – “hehe”

        …I beg your pardon.

        “Hehe”

        Um…

        Fuck.

        Or “haha” “haha”

        …

        Just admit it.

        …

        Admit it already!

        –haha.

        Admit WHAT.



        This gets Levels.

        Nobody thought Patrice O Neal was a woman!

        I thought Patrice O Neal Was a Woman.

        Ah, fuck, I'm nobody.

        “Nobody”

        Is that Bob Saget?



        I swiped right on this dude, just cause he looked exactly like Bob Saget.

        Omg. Bob Saget!

        Fuck, that's right.

        EXT. THE W HOTEL, BEVERLY HILLS, DAY/ EXT . PODSHARE WESTWOOD ROOFTOP, DAY

        OH MY GOD, GUYS, LOOK: IT'S BOB SAGET.

        No it's not!

        Oh My God! Yeah IT IS!

        Fuck, really?! Bob Saget?!

        BOB SAGET!

        YO GUYS, IT'S BOB SAGET.

        It was, in fact, Bob Saget.

        Bob Saget's dead, right?

        Oh yeah, bud.



        That's it guys! No more dead celebrities!

        I'm coming with you!

        NO MORE GHOSTS.

        Look, I have something to tell you.

        UGH. COME ON.

        This is a weird superpower.

        EXT. GRAVEYARD, QUEENS, NY. DAY

        …

        …

        …

        Having fun yet?

        Alright! I have a question!

        What?

        When do I get to–

        Get to what?

        You know.




        V.O.

        Things I know about myself…



        I have a dominant personality, but am sexually submissive—

        I am monogamous.



        I know what I like —

        *Drill beat*

        Die in your sleep

        (Hope you die in your sleep)

        Die in your sleep

        (Betta die in your sleep)

        I look like a vacation.

        But k'm still on the clock (psyche)

        Countin my rocks

        And holdin my (unh) crotch

        You better watch your back

        —hold on your coughs

        Don't run in no crocs! (No!)

        I'm offset

        Now I'm upset l



        —I love you.

        Shut up, foo— I don't even love myself.

        …you told her?!

        I—yeah…

        What did she say?!

        She said “shut up, fool

        Been. Long time since I missed my exit




        HEY!

        [looks over slowly]

        I LIKE YOUR BALLS.

        [beat]

        [thumbs up]




        How do I not have “throwing elbows?!”

        BECAUSE YOURE NOT DOING YOUR JOB!

        Shut up, Jeff

        COME TO THE DARK SIDE

        WE HAVE COOKIES

        Half of Hollywood shows up at Joel's super nerdy Star Wars party




        The truth comes in glimpses;

        A shattered reality

        Scattered the ashes at malice, insanity—

        Actress, an actress;

        She laughs when she has to, l l l

        And last to leave, actually,

        After each practice

        Practice conspicuous,

        Conspiracy conspiracy

        Perspiration lyrics,

        affixed to the rhythms

        She sleeps at the regency, l

        Freedom for secrecy

        Believe, please believe me, my love l

        It was easy

        The truth comes in glimpses;

        A shattered reality

        Scattered the ashes at malice, insanity—

        Actress, an actress;

        She laughs when she has to, l l l

        And last to leave, actually,

        After each practice

        Practice conspicuous,

        Conspiracy conspiracy

        Perspiration lyrics,

        affixed to the rhythms

        She sleeps at the regency, l

        Freedom for secrecy

        Believe, please believe me, my love l

        It was easy

        Sunni BLU

        Tweety bird

        Mickey Mouse

        Betty boop

        I woke up like this

        But a little different

        I woke up a star

        Then became a planet

        I'm a hummingbird, but I don't like flying

        I might look alright,

        But I feel like dying

        I hate waking up at 5 am

        Just to be the first one at the gym

        I don't wanna do that shit again—

        Well,

        I might as well just stay up!

        I hate waking up at 5 am

        Just to take my goddamn medicine, but

        If I don't I'll feel like shit—

        Well,

        I might as well just stay up!

        I might as well just stay up!




        This is a recipe for disaster.

        No, this is a recipe for Skrillex.

        Oh.

        This is the recipe for disaster.

        Thanks, Dillon Francis.

        FOR WHAT?

        I remember the moment I became partially deaf.

        Or at least, in the synesthetic sense.

        Dillon Francis is delicious

        Come on let me lick it on a stick

        Give it to me like a big

        Meat popsicle

        Meat popsicle

        Meat popsicle

        Meat popsicle



        Sample: Willy winks*

        ITS WILLY WONKA

        Lol are we still doing the bit where the misspellings are like a, another entirely different dimension?

        Yeah.

        Haha. Yeah.



        —and the chocolate factory

        “Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!”

        KATT WILLIAMS IS—

        WILLY WONKA.



        Oh hell naw!




        Don't look at me;

        I'm just a DJ, don't look at me—

        Shaking my head, but it don't mean nothing

        Don't know what you mean

        You don't even see me;

        I ain't even here!

        Invisibility,

        The MVP or VIP.

        It don't mean nothing

        Don't look at me!

        Shaking my head, but it don't mean nothing,

        Hey,

        Don't look at me;

        I'm just a DJ, man,

        I'. The life of the party

        I do know what you mean!

        Shaking my head, but it don't mean nothing

        I don't know what you mean—

        Hey, I ain't see nothing, nope

        Don't look at me

        I could get some work in;

        I got 12 minutes,

        God as my witness

        I work on my fitness

        And listen to —

        Simple Temptations and

        limited Intervals,

        Quick algorithmics,

        And tentative frequencies

        No more mentions for attention whores

        Like Kayla Lauren!

        I promise that's my last one,

        That bitch is boring,

        I'm not sorry but I'm soarin on my suorin

        While you're snoring on my metamorphosis

        Imm getting sworn in

        Don't look at me;

        I'm just a DJ, don't look at me—

        Shaking my head, but it don't mean nothing

        Don't know what you mean

        You don't even see me;

        I ain't even show up to work this week

        OG VIP ASAP MVP

        It don't mean nothing

        I'm just a DJ

        Don't look at me

        —-

        Hey Mr. wedding ring—

        I'll buy you a drink,

        You know,

        Like an old cream soda.

        Or a float,

        You can drink in the bucket seat

        Tell me, Mr. Wedding ring

        Do you have everything you need?

        I don't envy anything besides your energy and symphonies,

        Please

        Excuse this phony boner,

        I don't know if you're alone

        If this is Homer,

        I'm a poet, though—

        And not a poser

        Hey,

        Do you suppose you know the code

        For doors that open up;

        I walk a lonely road,

        But Frog and Toad are old

        And told me you'd be there to show me

        (Whatever)

        Woah

        Where am I supposed to go from here

        I'm nowhere, dear

        I'm Alice lost in wonderland

        And all her friends—

        Even the one in red

        Who wants her head

        (Where'd that come from)

        Yo!

        It's a real bad acid trip,

        I can't get a grip on reality

        Can't get off the grid at random,

        If you're being tracked

        By the feds and fandom

        Woah.

        I may be one of the greatest writers in history

        But will you remember me?

        My ex gets

        Under my skin with

        Champion fashion;

        It's in bad taste

        But I haven't had my own bathroom

        In half a millennium

        Im under persenium arches

        Sniffing cristanthimymums sampling Arsenio Hall

        Are you ip yet?

        I'm still enthralled with this story

        But yo!

        (Where's Unaavvi at)

        I haven't been to a show

        (Where's the party at)

        I should be gripping a pole

        (Where is Cardi at)

        But it takes all day to get back to the Bronx in the snow!

        Fuck New York when it's cold

        And it's always cold in New York

        When you don't know nobody

        And your only hobby is hobbling around in the hotel lobby

        Counting the robbers and gobblins

        A

        D Whitney's and Bobby's

        The ghosts and the zombies



        Everything hurts

        But everything heals, with time//

        Whatever that is;

        And whatever that means,

        It's means to an end, if you let it be

        So let it be



        But, it persists in lettering me;

        He becomes me in my sleep, In dreams

        I think I really need him, or something

        Or anyone, or anybody

        Anything, or something

        Anybody, anybody

        Excerpt From:

        “DJ AND CC TAKE HOLLYWOOD”

        Wait, CC—you're a sex addict?!

        I'm an everything addict! You know this!

        I didn't know!

        —Except pills; I hate pills.

        What? I've seen you take pills before.

        Case in point!

        Why didn't you just tell me?

        It doesn't exactly come up organically in conversation, Dillon.

        What?! We talk about sex all the time.

        Like, in general—but not fórreal! What the fuck!

        What the fuck?! Whats the difference?!

        If you have to ask, I feel like you're really not gonna like the answer, dog.

        —

        “WorstConversationEver”

        (Bong rips)

        Remember your dad's friend Tom?

        Oh my God. You fucked Tom?!

        NO!

        okay, cause—

        I sucked his dick while I pretended to mow the lawn!

        What the hell?!

        —and he still paid me.

        Whatthefuck.

        Yeah, fucked up.

        So who mowed the lawn?!

        He mowed his own lawn!

        This is the worst conversation ever.

        The crazy thing about this story is—

        There's a lot of crazy things about this story, actually.

        EXT. BASKETBALL COURT. DAY.

        Alright— shirts and skins —Shirt—Skin Shirt,Skin—

        Uhh! Nah. I wanna be “shirts”

        Why dude?! Your girl's mad hot!

        So?!

        So I know you got it goin on! Look at you!

        I'm mad rich!

        Yeah—but girls always cheat on flabby rich dudes! With hotter dudes.

        My girlfriend might be cheating on me!

        Yeah—She's not, though.

        How do you know?

        Cause I tried!

        Yeah. Take your shirt off.

        No—uh! How do you know she's just not into you!

        Because! He tried—

        HE tried!

        You sell out.

        And Andre tried—

        [ANDRE is tall (about 6'9 dark, and handsome]

        —you too, bro?

        [ANDRE shrugs nonchalantly]

        That's an NBA player—

        What the FUCK, YO.

        —and she said NO.

        ANDRE

        Yup. Shot me down.

        Oh really—from all the way up there?!

        Face it, man! You're fuckin hot!

        I don't like the way that sounds coming from you—

        Take your shirt off!

        Were you this aggressive with my girl?!

        Don't be like that…

        Nah— fuck you!

        Yo! C'mon, man—

        And you three!

        You're holding up the game getting mad over nothing. It's Hollywood!

        It's Beverly Hills!

        —Exactly my point!

        You're new here—you'll catch on.

        You know what!

        I'm shirts—you're skins—Game on.

        [SUNNI BLU goes beast mode and plays the dirtiest, most whoopass game in history—out of spite and anger of the toxic masculinity; this of course earns SUNNI BLU even more respect as a “man's man”]

        Later: as the owner of the clippers, sunni BLU trades “Andre” to the worst basketball team in history.






        SUPACREE buys DIPLO a glass house to replace the one he burned down in a crime of passion.]

        There, now, you'll stop throwing stones—

        Huh!

        AND. Everyone can see when you ugly cry.

        *humphs*

        Now, stop it!

        Is it supacree?

        Uh?

        Could be Sunni Blu.

        Sunni Blu is a dude—

        Sunni Blu is pretending to be a dude.

        Oh yeah, huh.

        Dang.

        Huh.

        Well, then.

        We've gotta consult The Big Book of Dillon Francis.

        Don't say that like it's some kind of guide book.

        It is a guidebook.

        To what??

        To Dillon Francis!

        That's preposterous.

        Didn't you choose Sonny?

        Didn't I waste my time writing the great big book of Dillon Francis!?

        Touché.

        Might as well do something with it.

        I got it.

        THIS IS ENVIRONMENTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.

        BURN IT ALL.

        You're gonna hurt someone's feelings.

        Yeah, my own.

        STOP TOUCHING THAT.

        Wait, where is—

        Fuck.

        What?

        Now I'm “that girl who fell in love with Skrillex”

        Lol, which one.

        Hum. The one who wrote a novel about it.

        Pick your poison.

        Rum.

        Not a rum and coke?

        No, just straight up—you know what? How much is the bottle?

        Uhhh. Just.

        [SUPACREE pours the remains of the bottle into a red solo cup.]

        Ugh. Come on.

        What! At least you're not “The Black Yoko Ono”

        How did you even find out about that one.

        Infinite what the fucks.

        Now the world's getting mad again,

        I wrote something damaging;

        Doors just start slamming at random,

        And coughing—

        Sounds of motorists passing,

        Just scrambling my brain,

        I'm insane, but at least I have plainly created

        What may be historical, one day—

        I've made a whole masterpiece, a symphony that easily outlives me, infinity—

        My body's just a body

        Rush a cop just got get off this awful planet;

        I don't want what comes with poverty and fat,

        I don't compete with Instagram models,

        And everyone does that—

        I'm not a catfish, facts are facts

        I use my camera just to document the interesting phenomena I happen to walk past;

        Saw Dillon Francis on a wall, and had to grant the wish he asked—

        But don't know what it is exactly,

        I'm just happening, actually—

        I probably need nap but now Insomniac's been tracking me;

        I happily allow it; I program myself with beats,

        So when I finally sleep, I dream in music sequences, or something—

        I don't know

        I might delete it upon listening to rampant white supremacy or privelege on repeat,

        But that's just me,

        Forgetting I'm the one in trouble,

        On the run, without a family

        So perception is reality, and mine is badly damaged—

        Damn Pasquale again, I had to re-decipher all the messages transmitted from imaginary friends,

        Collecting images in infrared

        *gasp*

        Okay, just—breathe…

        I can't! I have to wear a mask!

        It's mandatory—so is being black,

        I have to! But I'm not a rapper!

        Maybe I should talk to Chance,

        Or Marshall Mathers:

        They might have to answer

        To the questions that I can't afford to ask

        This automatic writing might just be the most

        Goddamned advanced evidence of intelligent inhabitants in other dimensions, or other planets

        Or all of the above,

        Or maybe just of Dillon Francis using magic,

        Which he got from—

        Oh, no, here it comes

        SK—

        Fuck this. Fuck this mother—FAWN.



        Are we out of F*cks, then?

        I floppin' guess!

        I thought you loved him.

        It is what it is.

        What is it?

        INFI—

        THE END.

        INFINITI!

        ...yes, mom?

        GET IN HERE,

        Huh?

        Don't say “huh”.

        Okay, what?

        Don't say “what”

        …

        …

        …

        ...welll, what do you want?

        What is this?

        *shrugs*

        INFINITY

        [ooh, with a ‘Y'

        that's how you know mom's angry this time]

        *COUGHS*

        Betcha his photographer's in love with him.

        Which one has the VooDoo Doll?

        There's a Skrillex VooDoo Doll?

        It's technically ‘Sonny'

        Aww.

        You'd be surprised at the shit these girls will—

        INFINITY.

        WHAT.

        What is THIS?!

        It's just—Skrillex.

        AFH.

        Now you're FUCKED.

        I thought we were out of FUCKS.

        That was FAUX.

        Awww: I see what you did there.

        Am I done now?

        What does Dillon Francis want?!

        —don't answer that.

        [whispering in ear.]

        That's not possible

        So. I shifted a consciousness into this rock.

        Why would—why?

        For good luck.

        Oh, this is a problem,

        But it turns out.

        HUH.

        Damn. I'm on one,

        I have blue balls,

        This is not fun. This is not fun. This is not fun.

        Okay; now you're done.



        So, that's it--? You really want to ride this Sinking Ship?

        If that's what this is, then I guess that says it.

        Says…?

        Says “I just bought a ticket to Titanic at Bass Canyon.”

        Is that where you bought it?

        Is it?

        Why would you give yourself in, for him?

        (For Anyone?)

        In.

        (Psh)

        I gave myself out.

        Out? Look at you.

        Look at me.

        I'd rather not.

        You know what it is

        You know what it is—

        You know what it is

        That's the business

        Comin in hot, like a chicken wing

        This ain't Toy Story—got no friend in me,

        You feelin me?

        Cold as Minnesota, I'm the ice queen

        Nice bling—

        Hollywood should buy this bitch a wedding ring

        Amohetemime

        Trick, you're a half,

        I'm the whole thing

        Whole Foods market, gotta own me

        No mink coat, I'm a vegan,

        Hocus Pocus, I'm three witches

        Okay, from the top



        Hello?

        This is Hollywood calling;

        We want the festival project

        We just wrote up the contract

        Come get your deposit:

        You're nominated for an Oscar

        Your Star On The Walk looks Awesome

        it's On Us



        Yeah? That's what's up

        I'll come up

        I'll come up

        I'll come up

        Say what's up

        That's my shite;

        I'm rep in the festival project

        Ya'll like “what's that?”

        I'll tel you all about it,—that's

        Coming up next

        Oh yeah,

        Oh yeah

        Tune in

        I'm On

        Welcome to your Hollywood life

        The good life

        Good life

        Welcome to the Hollywood life

        That's right

        That's right



        Welcome to your Hollywood life

        The good life

        Good life

        Welcome to the Hollywood life

        That's right

        That's right




        They call me young Hollywood,

        They robbed me good in Santa Monica

        And I so I got no address yet;

        But I'm coming up like one direction

        I just checked my reflection like:

        Mirror mirror on the wall

        I gotta go

        Hollywood's callin

        And I don't do this often

        Only when o bless the red carpet

        Comin in hot, like a chicken wing

        Call me Toy Story—

        got a friend in me,

        You feelin me?

        On the big screen livin out my dreams,

        I wrote my scenes, the Hollywood life: I neee

        I ride by

        On a tomeline

        I write, I like

        My nice things.

        The life I lead,

        Is ritghteous,

        I defy my means

        Applied IT,

        I might be AI,

        Fine my me;

        Cause all I see

        Is light I like,

        And I'm liking my

        Hollywood life, I think.



        Nice bling—

        Hollywood should buy this bitch a wedding ring

        Amohetemime

        Trick, you're a half,

        I'm the whole thing

        Whole Foods market, gotta own me

        No mink coat, I'm a vegan,

        Hocus Pocus, I'm three witches




        It's just some Hollywood shit

        Isn't it fabulous

        This is some Hollywood shiy

        Isn't it fabulous

        Comin in hot, like a chicken wing

        This ain't Toy Story—got no friend in me,

        You feelin me?

        Cold as Minnesota, I'm the ice queen

        Nice bling—

        Hollywood should buy this bitch a wedding ring

        Amohetemime

        Trick, you're a half,

        I'm the whole thing

        Whole Foods market, gotta own me

        No mink coat, I'm a vegan,

        Hocus Pocus, I'm three witches



        You know what it is

        You know what it is—

        You know what it is

        That's the business

        One door close. Then another door opens

        So sick flow, go home with a cold then

        Woah, Hoe—cold like some snow boots

        Pants so big, I can parachute

        PARACHUTE!

        Hoes look fake, like a blow up doll

        Harlem shake, i'm bout to blow up ya'll



        SAM ASH. HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA. DAY.

        Do you have any Jog Wheels?

        Beg your pardon?

        Uh, Jog Wheels.

        “Jog Wheels”

        Yeah, you know, like (imitates DJ scratching)

        Oh, you mean these? (Entire room of DJ controllers)

        Yeah, but just–this (points to Jog Wheel)

        Oh, “Jog Wheels…”

        Yes. Jog Wheels.

        …Just “Jog Wheels?”

        …yes.

        No.

        [Leaving store with frustrated infuriation]

        AGH.



        BEFORE:



        Oh my God! We've been robbed!

        WHAT!

        OH MY GOD!

        WHAT!

        WHAT'D THEY TAKE?!

        –

        Have you tried Guitar Center?

        THEY TOOK MY JOG WHEELS.

        Bitch you mad?

        Mad at what?

        I'm still making money;

        I don't give a fuck

        Get my bag;

        Count it up

        I'm a dog—

        And you know I like it rough

        (Ruff ruff ruff)

        Where you from?

        Where you hood at?

        Keep it clsssy

        But I'm acting like a hood rat

        I'm a playa

        I got boss racks

        Call me north

        Cause I'm pointed where the moss at

        (Money)

        I am from Los Angeles

        I got all these fans and stuff

        I smoke on dat tangle

        I be at PINK buying bras n stuff

        I still shop at hollister

        The Bronx ain't got no Rosses

        Or hot topics

        But I bought this floss

        To drop it like a thot n stuff

        Bitch you mad?

        Mad at what?

        I'm still making money;

        I don't give a fuck

        Get my bag;

        Count it up

        I'm a dog—

        And you know I like it rough

        (Ruff ruff ruff)



        I show up

        Play some ratchet music

        I show up

        Play some ratchet music.



        In the booth I'm eating waffles.

        Had to force quit my serato

        Key: F

        It's such a wonderful feeling–

        leaving, release,

        sweet relief,

        Slowly bleeding out

        Dreaming, in peace

        With no reason

        to grieve–finallly–

        Freedom

        Mm-hmm

        mm-hmm

        Mmm-hmmm



        __

        I'm so LA for no reason.

        Souls—

        So long,

        So gone,

        Almost

        The time has come to walk

        The time has come again to rise,

        Rise up

        The time has come to walk, come on

        The time that's come is ours,

        From now on

        Give me time to walk,

        An Hour or so

        A trot, the fox

        Time to run

        An hour or nothing

        The founder of the establishment

        The Tower of Babel

        Another arrangement

        The flounder, the fox, the horse

        Come one, come all,

        Come one, come now

        The walk or a run

        A gallop, or trot— the horse

        A crown for a gallon of water

        A gallon of water

        A gallon of water

        I know who you are my son;

        Come one, come all

        Come mother, come father

        Come dog, and come brother

        A sister, another

        All for a walk in the park

        I lost it

        All for a gallon of water

        A gallon of water

        Souls—

        So long,

        So gone,

        Almost

        The time has come to walk

        The time has come again to rise,

        Rise up

        The time has come to walk, come on

        The time that's come is ours,

        From now on

        Sonny left you out in the cold

        Sonny doesn't know what to do

        Sonny gotta very old soul, so

        Sonny's done away with the truth

        Sonny didn't open any doors

        Sonny's always sitting in the booth

        Sonny isn't coming for you, poor

        Sonny's so in love with Sunni Blu

        So be Sunni Blu

        So be Sunni Blu

        You'll see Sonny soon

        The universe is split into two, you know

        Who are you?

        (I told you)

        What do you do?

        (I just want to make music)

        So you do

        Don't go assuming you're consumed, dude

        Just renew

        You're a renewable

        Don't be confused if confucius say

        “Hey, just play to the tune “

        Get a mop and a broom

        And a mic and a boom

        Rent a room somewhere for a month or two

        Just don't be stupid

        Cupid's run out of room

        So

        Sonny's just a man that I love

        Sonny means less, but he does too much

        Sonny's just human

        Sonny's got proof that

        Once you've got money,

        It's all for amusement

        Just be Sunni Blu, kid

        I should have kissed him.




        Flashback: Montage—Season 6

        V.O.

        I have a massive headache.

        I can't stop thinking about Dillon Francis.

        I'm hungry but haven't been to the gym and don't want to risk getting fat;

        All my extra smalls fit, but my butt is getting bigger.

        My new job's alright, but I feel like a loser.

        LA broke is better than regular broke, but it would be nice not to be in debt.

        I feel like I need a hug or a really good fuck or maybe both and then a cuddle.

        I can't sleep and I hate all my roommates for just existing.

        I think I might be getting sick just from being around other people too much.

        I spent like $200 on protein and left almost all of it in Las Vegas.

        LA Fitness sucks but it's better than nothing;

        I really miss Equinox.

        It doesn't seem like anybody really cares about me.

        I'm Lonely all of a sudden.

        I've really been craving pancakes. A lot.

        Sometimes it seems like everything I've written is just a waste of time.

        I can't stop thinking about sex.

        Sometimes I think about sex with Dillon Francis.

        Skrillex isn't real.

        Nothing I seem to do adds up.

        I'm a loser.

        I keep checking my emails like something is going to change.

        Sometimes I feel like I'm about to be famous—

        I'm still hungry and thinking about a late night walk to LA Cafe; I really like their tater tots.

        I miss being a mom.

        Still thinking about LA CAFE but I already had Tocya Orgánica because the juice bar was closed when I got off work.

        I just want someone to love me.

        I thought I sold my soul but I still need love so I know it's still in there somewhere.

        I literally spend every day working just to pay for a room to share with four people.

        I almost had confidence before the Australian man came along.

        It's weird to think about how everything I've written is just sitting in my Google documents doing nothing.

        All the jobs I actually want to do are for people with beautiful bodies and mine is disgusting.




        There's No Rick and Morty with no Justin Roiland.

        There's No Pirates of The Caribbean with No Johnny Depp.

        There's no room for reality in Hollywood.

        {Drill Music Playing}

        EXT. DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES. NIGHT

        DRAKE BELL enters the SMOKE SHOP

        Enter The Multiverse

        L E G E N D S

        The Legend of…



        “Looking Back”

        All of a sudden—or maybe, even, not so suddenly—I was Clark Kent—or whatever Superman's name was. I had been without contacts or glasses for quite some time, and had quite explicitly in one of my many letters to God—or really any holy power in a realm which might have received my charred requests—all the things I needed, and some of the things I very badly wanted—tightly bundled and wax-sealed with intention for nothing besides that of the greater good, or course, for myself or anyone else—set ablaze in the unforgiving streets of New York City, in secrecy at odd hours of the night; it hadn't been my actual intent to have to practice any magic at all, especially under the circumstances, and it seemed that someone nearly unmentionable at all, had hexed a nasty attack on my psyche—a satanic, demonic possession of the weak and feeble bodies around me, and unable to isolate in completion, I had become vulnerable to such a wicked curse that it had altered my psychic morality—as one does not practition a counter-curse or attack, in my own medicinal expertise, without first being provoked—as one military typically mustn't bomb another, or even it's own enemy without being first considerably attacked—and it was, at this point, indeed a terrible holy war.

        I had at the very least been able to return to regular gym sessions, though still not training as thoroughly as before; I had allowed myself to gain quite a bit of weight over the period of just a couple weeks, eating for the most part what I wanted out of comfort, especially having nearly starved and defaulted into severe malnutrition after eating nothing but bananas for a period which lasted something like three weeks—and without adequate protein intake, I had l lost quite a bit of muscle, not that, for the most part, the muscles that I had been building weren't there—in fact, I found myself, at least as of late, looking like any retired or untrained athlete that had let themselves gain atop the muscle they had built—fat now sitting on top of my larger muscles and making the weight gain look and feel even more hideous, and after several days of at least regular lifting and sauna, I still didn't feel like running, which would alleviate most of the gain more rapidly. I was still somewhat sort of depressed—my new roommate having obviously been possessed, constantly bringing up things I didn't want to think about or remember—mostly things from my terribly abusive marriage, and of course grinding her teeth, moaning and mumbling all through the night, always specifically having some kind of problem when I seemed to be making any progress at all in music; My miserable, fat, and drunken ex had after all wanted to be a musician, and I considered him probably to be the soul proprietor of the cruel attacks, and though I had forgiven him, at least for the cheating and for the most part for beating my face in—at least as much as I could, it seemed that simply having become an actual working and professional musician myself angered him greatly, making him bitter enough to the point that he would sit and ruminate on my imminent failure enough that I could sense this—not that it mattered, as by now I had gone too far and worked too hard to do anything else—and though he was well aware of Sunnï Blū by now, I was certain he hadn't the slightest clue that Sunni was just a fictional character. I had started creating music under a number of different aliases, which I learned to be common amongst musicians—but I felt it rather to be nessececary, especially sense whatever satanic and demonic force continued to urge me to kill myself (not entirely out of the question, but still the furthest thing from my mind), as in his care our poor little boy had become morbidly obese, which also ate a hole in my heart and my soul; it wasn't fair that through our separation his body had become so grotesque

        and unsightly—but now, it was out of my control.

        This Clark Kent was not a mother—I never spoke of my failed marriage or about my son to anyone; I was simply a single woman, business minded and for the most part no-nonsense. I secretly sent care packages to my some 150- pound 6 year old in hopes that he would somehow understand my love for him; I often made mixtapes with him in mind—he loved Daft Punk. I wasn't interested in dating or even socializing beyond the neasesaey network connections, which were far and few between in the area I had been settled in, but not quite comfortable. Black men in the music scene never wanted to collaborate or or facilitate promotions without some gesture of romantic or sexual connection—in an area, music—which I considered now strictly business, and for the most part, had been talking myself down from the fantastical wet-dreamy world of fandom which might have anything to do with seeing myself with anyone in such a realm as to have crafted for themselves a career in the world of music at all—in fact, I had become unmovable from my cellibacy—though the sexual beast that dwelled on the base of my spine flamboyantly crept up into my loins and even sometimes up into my heart, I had learned to swallow it down; there was no man that I wanted or needed so much as the ones I had, and would now rather suffer alone than to struggle to try to find someone that I actually could see as a partner—Creative and emotional intelligence aside, by now I just preferred being alone, and it seemed that even those I had cared for had started to become like my ex husband—probably also overtaken by demons—and so I felt it safe and more valuable to be alone, thinking perhaps having given birth to three of his children, that my body, mind, and soul was ruined—but I'd rather go it alone myself than go back to him, or worse—end up with someone so much like him that I ended up dead, homeless, or a combination of the two—which I already had, not that I saw it as an immovable fate.

        This new and most astonishing Clark Kent kept to herself, and was quiet; she was observant, and critical, but not too critical—kind, but also not too kind; In New York City of all places, a sucker is a sucker—kindness is considered as weakness, and no good deed does in fact go unpunished.

        The prescription was perfect, and I could see sharply and clearly now; the world was color coded with shades of dark green and royal blue, with tinges of bright yellow l as if hinting that the wishes I made upon the candles I had burned would come true—and I hoped that they would, though I had done most of my spell work for protection and binding—not to collect such terrible karma for the injustice done, but to dissuade whatever had been following me—attaching its nasty energy into my world and in my realm and urging me to kill myself; everything was evil blue eyes and perfect bodied women, my music unheard and unliked and no notable achievements made.

        I dreamt of a world where my evil and estranged husband would reproduce with someone else—that all the hatred and darkness and energy of our shared past that he was constantly sending towards me would become a distant memory, his attention set on his new wife and child; I wanted only really to become a non-factor, left alone and loveless, albeit never unhinged or undone by love or in the hands of a man again—at least in that matter. I ran my tongue over the inside of my bottom lip where my teeth had punctured through, all the way to the other side—amazed that even years later the scar was raised, which always made me wonder how bad it really was; I couldn't have known then, even with the remarkable and obvious damage that he had done to my face, how bad it really was—and here, still, six years later, I wondered how I had survived such a gruesome assault—not that about I would have admitted it, as it seemed Hollywood itself even had been overrun with the never ending infinite saga of the he-said-she-said Battle of The Sexes, even my own pitiful self having to side with the men.

        “I must have deserved that.”

        I only see your shadow;

        For you, I kindly waited—

        My eyes are very open,

        But my heart is very hated



        LOOK AT IT.

        I—

        JUST-LOOK AT IT.

        I want to die and

        I don't know why

        I want to die and

        I don't know why

        I want to die and

        I don't know why.

        Why lie about it I

        Feel like dying

        I look past everything—

        Even what I should see

        I feel like dying

        I'm constantly out of alignment

        With my design

        Don't mind me,

        I was just l

        Light at the end of the

        Nightmare, or just a dream

        I keep on waking up

        Crying myself to sleep

        I want to die and

        I don't know why

        I want to die and

        I don't know why

        I want to die and

        I don't know why.

        Why lie about it I

        Feel like dying

        —

        I love the way your body looks—

        Please, hold me tight and don't let go

        I love the way your body looks—

        Please hold me tight and don't let go

        Come take a glance

        At my mammary glands

        No arms, no hands

        No legs, no chance



        Something bout those camouflage pants

        I

        Yeah, I'm just a fan,

        I promise

        I'm Stan

        It's that bad

        It's that bad



        I run 15 miles an hour down a mountain

        What you think about that?

        I forgot a pen and a pad,

        But look, I found one on the ground—

        Aren't you proud of me?

        I turn a mound into a man—

        I promise,

        I'm a fan

        It's that bad

        It's that bad

        I'm a fountain

        Look, I found you

        Proud family fountaine

        Yeah, I'm just a black

        Campaign magnet manager

        Yeah

        Everything the prophet Jon said was a code,

        And yet

        I was nowhere to be found at all

        I was

        Probably still drowning in blood, after all of it

        Writing my name on the wall

        Or deposit slips

        Slitting my wrists at the catacombs,

        Woah

        Slow down

        This is all so uncalled for

        So much the overachiever

        And leaver of lovers,

        The teacher

        “I loved him so

        Much”

        Stockholm,

        Stockholder

        Stop go,

        Stop go

        red rover,

        Red rover

        Send someone right over

        Cause

        911!

        911!

        Hit the ground running,

        Or duck and find cover

        (Or better yet, find a revolver)

        You're calling a four leaf clover

        Art for the front cover

        Ah, a world wonder

        “I should probably call her…”

        Enough

        Sir, you remind me of someone

        You left the door open

        I probably won't close it

        A loft, like the apartment I once

        Grew up in

        Or whatever my mind was,

        In the moment

        Why would someone smell this way

        I'm just a machine, I'm

        Irony, irony—

        Ey!

        Flock to the crossing,

        I've never felt so dumb before

        Just after

        Loving one star

        As hard as I could

        And it all fell apart at the alter

        Now I'm at the crossroads

        Sell my soul, sure

        For certain

        But I never owned it

        You'd better talk to my husband

        He owns it

        I'm better off drowning in sorrow

        Than blood now

        I'd better count all my arrows

        And bloodhounds

        Before the sun goes down

        And before the hunt's getting started

        A carver, for carving

        But I couldn't quite catch the words,

        I was starving

        I couldn't quite make a song out of stardust

        I'd better go

        Just before the war starts up

        “What did you call this?”

        “A word,”

        I said to my father

        The world that I started, in ruins

        So I stared it over

        And over and over

        So much for luxury—

        I thought I wanted towel service and saunas

        But turns out I love Eucapuptus

        Whatever that does

        Or something

        I thought of being discharged

        Or discarded

        Like all of the common in poverty

        Washed up

        Like mau5 was

        Before and after the comeback

        “Commander…”

        I never liked being captain

        I warned you;

        I only practice three out of the Ten Commandments

        Serve condiments like mustard

        And never ever wear condoms

        I warned them,

        Warranted

        Now, let me show you where your cock goes

        (In the ocean)

        Cous-cous, or Caucasus

        Persuasion, a caution

        Caucasians

        Dark, was the sun when I woke up

        In all purple armor

        Better to marry a fighter, prepared for the war that was coming

        We all won

        We're all in,

        But undone

        Rough,

        I like a ruffian, I might add

        But things never add up

        I would love a muffin

        Here goes a whole stream of conscious

        (Or cous cous, or caucus or)

        I lost the word for it

        Watching the omnibus roll past

        Fuck, now was was it

        Some carbohydrate

        (Quinoa)

        You never know what you got

        Till it's gone

        I just lost a penny—

        I'll pick up another one

        Haven't you suffered enough for the moment?

        I suffered once,

        But it's still not over—

        One for the floor and then

        One just to follow

        One for the floor, and then

        One just to follow

        I hate losing money, you know.

        If I cut you off [Now]

        ⌨️️ ️

        , you might lose your tolerance…

        Hello, again

        My dear old friend

        I've missed you

        How could you leave me

        After all we've been through

        That's just what I do now,

        You know

        I should have been more thorough

        With all of my old stuff

        I couldn't love you enough

        In her body or another

        Or all of us

        INT. PLANET FITNESS. NIGHT

        survivalism, deadmau5

        Wonder, wonder

        Would you, would you

        Will I will I

        Die tonight

        Wonder wonder

        If if if I

        Stay up to the

        Morning light

        If I if I.

        Could find

        Your eyes again

        Your eyes again

        Your eyes again

        Your eyes your eyes

        Are mine

        Thank you, kind stranger

        No challenge, a charger

        I was awfully awestruck,

        But stood there just after

        Standing on sutphin,

        No love and no laughter

        I'll see you tomorrow

        Cause I'll be here after all

        No wonder, no wonder

        A wonderful somethin

        No standing on sutphin

        No love, and no laughter

        There's no code of arms,

        There's mo alarm, either

        So unfit for love, so unfit the mother

        Thank you, kind stranger

        I couldn't care anymore, if I tried

        Who loves me or not

        I was what I was

        Now I'm gone

        And I'm off of it

        I couldn't care for the cause

        Cause it's all done

        I couldn't care for a father or mother

        Who loved me so much all at once

        I was born from the stardust

        To stories of Noah and Arks

        (Or just one boat,)

        But I stood on sutphin and archer

        For nothing and no one

        Here we are,

        At the turn of the hour

        Fear for a flower

        A finder, a follower

        Folley, you all are

        The whole world, we're rolling

        We're wrapping up capstones

        And craping our pants

        Just like pansies

        And on we run

        And on we are

        And off we're not

        —but we're off work when the party ends

        And up at dark

        And here we are, at once

        So far

        {Enter The Multiverse}



        [The Festival Project.™]



        COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023

        ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©



        -U.



        {Enter The Multiverse}



        [The Festival Project.™]



        COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023

        ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©



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        1 hr 21 min
      6. The 33rd Law of Thermodynamics

        I only see your shadow;

        For you, I kindly waited—

        My eyes are very open,

        But my heart is very hated



        LOOK AT IT.

        I—

        JUST-LOOK AT IT.

        I want to die and

        I don't know why

        I want to die and

        I don't know why

        I want to die and

        I don't know why.

        Why lie about it I

        Feel like dying

        I look past everything—

        Even what I should see

        I feel like dying

        I'm constantly out of alignment

        With my design

        Don't mind me,

        I was just l

        Light at the end of the

        Nightmare, or just a dream

        I keep on waking up

        Crying myself to sleep

        I want to die and

        I don't know why

        I want to die and

        I don't know why

        I want to die and

        I don't know why.

        Why lie about it I

        Feel like dying

        —

        I love the way your body looks—

        Please, hold me tight and don't let go

        I love the way your body looks—

        Please hold me tight and don't let go

        Come take a glance

        At my mammary glands

        No arms, no hands

        No legs, no chance



        Something bout those camouflage pants

        I

        Yeah, I'm just a fan,

        I promise

        I'm Stan

        It's that bad

        It's that bad



        I run 15 miles an hour down a mountain

        What you think about that?

        I forgot a pen and a pad,

        But look, I found one on the ground—

        Aren't you proud of me?

        I turn a mound into a man—

        I promise,

        I'm a fan

        It's that bad

        It's that bad

        I'm a fountain

        Look, I found you

        Proud family fountaine

        Yeah, I'm just a black

        Campaign magnet manager

        Yeah

        Everything the prophet Jon said was a code,

        And yet

        I was nowhere to be found at all

        I was

        Probably still drowning in blood, after all of it

        Writing my name on the wall

        Or deposit slips

        Slitting my wrists at the catacombs,

        Woah

        Slow down

        This is all so uncalled for

        So much the overachiever

        And leaver of lovers,

        The teacher

        “I loved him so

        Much”

        Stockholm,

        Stockholder

        Stop go,

        Stop go

        red rover,

        Red rover

        Send someone right over

        Cause

        911!

        911!

        Hit the ground running,

        Or duck and find cover

        (Or better yet, find a revolver)

        You're calling a four leaf clover

        Art for the front cover

        Ah, a world wonder

        “I should probably call her…”

        Enough

        Sir, you remind me of someone

        You left the door open

        I probably won't close it

        A loft, like the apartment I once

        Grew up in

        Or whatever my mind was,

        In the moment

        Why would someone smell this way

        I'm just a machine, I'm

        Irony, irony—

        Ey!

        Flock to the crossing,

        I've never felt so dumb before

        Just after

        Loving one star

        As hard as I could

        And it all fell apart at the alter

        Now I'm at the crossroads

        Sell my soul, sure

        For certain

        But I never owned it

        You'd better talk to my husband

        He owns it

        I'm better off drowning in sorrow

        Than blood now

        I'd better count all my arrows

        And bloodhounds

        Before the sun goes down

        And before the hunt's getting started

        A carver, for carving

        But I couldn't quite catch the words,

        I was starving

        I couldn't quite make a song out of stardust

        I'd better go

        Just before the war starts up

        “What did you call this?”

        “A word,”

        I said to my father

        The world that I started, in ruins

        So I stared it over

        And over and over

        So much for luxury—

        I thought I wanted towel service and saunas

        But turns out I love Eucapuptus

        Whatever that does

        Or something

        I thought of being discharged

        Or discarded

        Like all of the common in poverty

        Washed up

        Like mau5 was

        Before and after the comeback

        “Commander…”

        I never liked being captain

        I warned you;

        I only practice three out of the Ten Commandments

        Serve condiments like mustard

        And never ever wear condoms

        I warned them,

        Warranted

        Now, let me show you where your cock goes

        (In the ocean)

        Cous-cous, or Caucasus

        Persuasion, a caution

        Caucasians

        Dark, was the sun when I woke up

        In all purple armor

        Better to marry a fighter, prepared for the war that was coming

        We all won

        We're all in,

        But undone

        Rough,

        I like a ruffian, I might add

        But things never add up

        I would love a muffin

        Here goes a whole stream of conscious

        (Or cous cous, or caucus or)

        I lost the word for it

        Watching the omnibus roll past

        Fuck, now was was it

        Some carbohydrate

        (Quinoa)

        You never know what you got

        Till it's gone

        I just lost a penny—

        I'll pick up another one

        Haven't you suffered enough for the moment?

        I suffered once,

        But it's still not over—

        One for the floor and then

        One just to follow

        One for the floor, and then

        One just to follow

        I hate losing money, you know.

        If I cut you off [Now]

        ⌨️️ ️

        , you might lose your tolerance…

        Hello, again

        My dear old friend

        I've missed you

        How could you leave me

        After all we've been through

        That's just what I do now,

        You know

        I should have been more thorough

        With all of my old stuff

        I couldn't love you enough

        In her body or another

        Or all of us

        INT. PLANET FITNESS. NIGHT

        survivalism, deadmau5

        Wonder, wonder

        Would you, would you

        Will I will I

        Die tonight

        Wonder wonder

        If if if I

        Stay up to the

        Morning light

        If I if I.

        Could find

        Your eyes again

        Your eyes again

        Your eyes again

        Your eyes your eyes

        Are mine

        Thank you, kind stranger

        No challenge, a charger

        I was awfully awestruck,

        But stood there just after

        Standing on sutphin,

        No love and no laughter

        I'll see you tomorrow

        Cause I'll be here after all

        No wonder, no wonder

        A wonderful somethin

        No standing on sutphin

        No love, and no laughter

        There's no code of arms,

        There's mo alarm, either

        So unfit for love, so unfit the mother

        Thank you, kind stranger

        I couldn't care anymore, if I tried

        Who loves me or not

        I was what I was

        Now I'm gone

        And I'm off of it

        I couldn't care for the cause

        Cause it's all done

        I couldn't care for a father or mother

        Who loved me so much all at once

        I was born from the stardust

        To stories of Noah and Arks

        (Or just one boat,)

        But I stood on sutphin and archer

        For nothing and no one




        {Enter The Multiverse}



        [The Festival Project.™]



        COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023

        ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©



        -U.

        41 min
      7. Don’t Hurt (Like It Used To)

        Give me time to walk,

        An Hour or so

        A trot, the fox

        Time to run

        An hour or nothing

        The founder of the establishment

        The Tower of Babel

        Another arrangement

        The flounder, the fox, the horse

        Come one, come all,

        Come one, come now

        The walk or a run

        A gallop, or trot— the horse

        A crown for a gallon of water

        A gallon of water

        A gallon of water

        I know who you are my son;

        Come one, come all

        Come mother, come father

        Come dog, and come brother

        A sister, another

        All for a walk in the park

        I lost it

        All for a gallon of water

        A gallon of water

        {Enter The Multiverse}



        [The Festival Project.™]



        COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023

        ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©



        -U.

        23 min
      8. [I Love LA.]

        I can't fall for this again—

        Another rich and handsome man—

        A dream he wants to be my friend

        A dream he wants to hold my hand

        Oh look,

        Another dance for anthem

        Look,

        I'm just another fan

        No, I can't fall for this again

        —but they would go against the plan

        A simple programming error,

        Lips the color of a pomagranite

        Circle on the palm,

        And then , of course,

        We press the center

        And look, here we are again

        Another life,

        Another love

        A new wife—

        Another husband

        Honest?

        I'm just good with fucking

        —aha

        I just want to fuck you

        I got love, but what it good for

        Look at me, or look at nothing!

        Look,

        I'm just good with fucking

        Check the news for new engagements

        Fucking sick and fucking tragic

        Nothing more than actors,

        DJs, drinks and addicts

        Look,

        I'm just a happy accident—

        I still hate Dillon Francis

        And I never wanted Skrillex:

        That shit never even happened!

        Have you had enough yet?!

        Carrot cake does sound good

        Ten karat long engagement ring—

        Is that a lot?

        I'm just a homeless

        Look, I'm just another DJ

        Some fake model stole it

        Some would call it occult Magic

        —honest?

        I just want some dick, man

        Fuck it



        —aha

        I just want to fuck you

        I got love, but what it good for

        Look at me, or look at nothing!

        Look,

        I'm just good with fucking



        You know why you like me?!

        Yes, I know why I like you—

        Cause I'm rich!

        —no, actually—it's because you're smart.



        Where in the fuck are you going?

        I don't know yet.

        Well, know faster—we have company.

        Fuck.

        Destroy every bit of evidence.

        Ok.

        —and make sure nobody sees you.

        Yeah, right!

        YO.

        Why the fuck are you here, Timmy?

        I told you, I'm not Timmy.

        I don't give a fuck who you are—where's my money?

        It's— it's on the way, I promise.

        I'm don't take well tk promises, Timmy.

        What do you take well to?

        Money.

        FUCK.

        What!

        FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

        What?!

        We're too late, she's gone!

        Goddammit.

        —She was already here!

        FUCK.

        FUCK.

        FUCK!

        >>> FUCK!

        How do you know?

        —there's glitter, everywhere.

        Is it gone?

        It's gone?

        ALL OF IT.



        TIMMY TRUMPET plays a SKRILLEX.

        Etto, Timmy?!

        Oh shit, another Timmy.

        That's weird. I was just thinking he about Skrillex.

        Why.

        Timmy, put a shirt on.

        That's it.

        What.

        You can't be hot and play the trumpet.

        Why.

        One thing's gotta go.

        THE DEVIL takes away Timmy Trumpet's ability to play the trumpet.

        WHAT.

        Can't have both.

        Well, I don't really need both now, do I?

        When I'm in a tough spot I have to listen to deadmau5

        —something about the precision and frequencies out my brain somewhere between auropilot and dead space.

        I don't know.

        I've done just about everything you can think of listening to deadmau5.

        Almost.

        But, I noticed—

        Working out to deadmau5 is strange.

        It puts me in some kind of vibration where people notice me—

        Not just notice me.

        People are suddenly “impressed” with whatever it is I'm doing.

        And it's usually something regular as fuck—

        I'm just doing it to deadmau5.

        And for some reason, people are like

        “Wooooow!!”

        Okay, whatever.

        I used to work out to Skrillex.

        Actually.

        I used to work out to only Skrillex.

        I don't know if its just because I was fat, or cause I liked Skrillex.

        Now its like running a serrated knife up my spine.

        I started to figure out I was kind of famou—

        Kind of—

        When I showed up at the gym and Skrillex songs kept coming on

        I'm like

        “This is what I get for doing nothing but free trials”

        But hey,

        You try finding a gym in the shitty areas of New York worth paying for.

        It's very hard.

        The crazy thing about this story is—

        There's a lot of crazy things about this story, actually.

        EXT. BASKETBALL COURT. DAY.

        Alright— shirts and skins —Shirt—Skin Shirt,Skin—

        Uhh! Nah. I wanna be “shirts”

        Why dude?! Your girl's mad hot!

        So?!

        So I know you got it goin on! Look at you!

        I'm mad rich!

        Yeah—but girls always cheat on flabby rich dudes! With hotter dudes.

        My girlfriend might be cheating on me!

        Yeah—She's not, though.

        How do you know?

        Cause I tried!

        Yeah. Take your shirt off.

        No—uh! How do you know she's just not into you!

        Because! He tried—

        HE tried!

        You sell out.

        And Andre tried—

        [ANDRE is tall (about 6'9 dark, and handsome]

        —you too, bro?

        [ANDRE shrugs nonchalantly]

        That's an NBA player—

        What the FUCK, YO.

        —and she said NO.

        ANDRE

        Yup. Shot me down.

        Oh really—from all the way up there?!

        Face it, man! You're fuckin hot!

        I don't like the way that sounds coming from you—

        Take your shirt off!

        Were you this aggressive with my girl?!

        Don't be like that…

        Nah— fuck you!

        Yo! C'mon, man—

        And you three!

        You're holding up the game getting mad over nothing. It's Hollywood!

        It's Beverly Hills!

        —Exactly my point!

        You're new here—you'll catch on.

        You know what!

        I'm shirts—you're skins—Game on.

        [SUNNI BLU goes beast mode and plays the dirtiest, most whoopass game in history—out of spite and anger of the toxic masculinity; this of course earns SUNNI BLU even more respect as a “man's man”]

        Later: as the owner of the clippers, sunni BLU trades “Andre” to the worst basketball team in history.







        For,

        As soon as the moon is full,

        She also begins to wane—

        And as sure as we are to shine,

        We also fade away





        I had one slice of red velvet cake, one slice of cheesecake—which of course only reminded me of Sonny Moore—the decadent, delicious red velvet—and Dillon Francis—the spiced and ecclectic trademark carrot cake—if only not to sooty the pain of joe much I wanted both of them, but probably didn't need them—how I craved them so, but they probably weren't good for me, nor would they last—

        —but they would both be delicious, anyhow.



        The seagull said.

        “To the sea, we go!”

        Overhead, he flies

        As the day goes by me

        Idly, I wait—

        I could take a ride,

        But i'd rather be

        By myself,

        By my…




        INT. EMPIRE ENPANADAS. NIGHT

        You gonna order?

        What you got?

        Empanadas.

        Just empanadas?

        —Yeah.

        Okay, that's weird.

        Lol the only thing funny about this scene is that their New York accents are so atrociously heavy.

        Right.

        —weird.

        INT. SUBWAY STATION. DAY.

        Sunni BLU is passed out in the subway station.

        Ew…

        Yeah, my god.

        Wait—is that—

        —sunni?!

        SUNNI drunkenly groans.

        Sunni! Get up!

        Ughhhh.

        What are you doing?!

        I'm drunk.

        I know that.

        You're always drunk.

        Yeah.

        What are you doing here.

        What.

        In the subway.

        I do this sometimes.

        What. For what?!

        You never know who you're gonna meet.

        In the subway

        On the floor?!

        YeH! I met R- Kelly down here!

        What!

        When was this

        Not at this station, though, but yeah.



        To think,

        It was all just an awful game, to make you write more songs—

        And in the end, if you don't make the cut

        They just make you kill yourself, anyway.

        Love isn't real, but money is;

        And all men want is money,

        So they can buy the love—

        And all women want is love—

        But it has to come with money

        Or it all just falls apart

        It all just falls apart

        It all just falls apart

        “Illuminatus”,

        Open, close

        Illuminaudio, for starters

        Cross a crucifix for sons, and wanted daughters

        What's a brother to a sister—

        Or a mother to a father?

        What's a stop sign to a car,

        If no one's driving?

        In the end, they kill you off

        In the end, they kill you off

        With every cough, they kill you off—

        But there's always another

        Who wants to be a star—

        Or just

        The mother of his child,

        Maybe both

        Genetic lotto luck

        —the cut off.



        Agatha…

        A far cry, out into the distance–a wind, almost a whisper; A lover, long gone and almost since forgotten, unseen since the very dawn of time and first ever glimpse of light–

        …We Meet Again.

        FUCK. WHAT IS THIS.

        I know, man.

        FUCK.

        Fuck.

        Well, are you gonna tell this story or not?

        This isn't possible.

        It is possible.

        This isn't happening.

        –

        This dude has a radio tower in his front yard.

        That's his front yard?!

        I fucking guess.

        What is that.

        That's a satilite.

        Nice.

        Yep.

        Alright, you son of a bitch.

        Hey! My mom's nice!

        Not that nice–bringing you here.

        How do you know that's how I got here?

        Exactly my point.

        [cocks pistol slowly.]

        You're dead, mouse.

        OH.

        I GET IT.

        kill that motherfucker.

        Wait. Hold up.

        Hold the phone!

        Holding.

        How did we get to this point?

        I mean– a few ways.

        What are you watching.

        SHH.

        Wedon'tknow.

        SHHH.

        OK!


        SHHHHHHH!

        IT' getting good.

        Ya. It's getting deeper.

        So much deeper.


        WAit.

        …

        Who are you?

        I'm a fan.

        No.

        How did you get in my house?

        It's my house.

        It's–

        –no.

        No, it's not.

        YEs. this is my house.

        No.

        What.

        GEt out.

        SHH.

        What.

        DUde–

        No.

        Ze show is on and it is getting one deeper. Be quiet.

        IT's getting two deeper.

        –like nine deeper.

        SHHH.

        Oh, I get it.

        She really wants to fuck Dillon Francis.

        #FuckDillonFrancis

        Uh, no–

        I already did that.

        Gross.

        Excuse me.

        You are excused!

        I mean, I beg your pardon.

        Please, don't beg.

        Er, uh–

        Could you repeat that last part?

        Woah, this gets multidimensional as fuck.

        I have a time machine.

        Are there any loopholes?

        There are loopholes.

        THere better be loopholes.

        Sorry, we're out.

        GodDAMMIT.

        What.

        I was really looking forward to those loopholes.

        Well, they're gone.

        FUCK.

        HEre, have some

        Oh-Noh's.

        I don't want–

        Just SHUT UP and EAT YOUR CEREAL.

        Don't worry–I'm still Team Skrillex.

        There are TEAMS?!

        Oh, yeah, bro.

        Oh, so–it is a love story.

        I don't think that's what this is.

        I'M GONNA MURDER YOU.

        Ok.

        WITH MY DICK.

        A-1.

        There's something I need to tell you.

        What.

        But i'm sworn to secrecy

        Then how am I supposed to–

        Just–shh– follow my lead.

        “The Magic Effect.”

        Did it work?

        Don't know yet.

        You nutted to this girl 36 times in the last 20 Calendar days.

        Ok…

        36 Times. One Girl. 20 Days.

        …What's your point.

        This is ferocious.

        I have your entire internet history.

        All of it?

        Oh yes. All of it.

        Welp.

        Well.

        THat's it for me.

        I've had enough.

        There's no Skrillex Deepfake.

        Aw. that sux.

        Why would you look at this?

        …why not, though?

        You're a disturbed man.

        I'm pretty regular.

        REGULR TO WHO?

        *shrugs* Me, I guess.

        TURN THIS OFF.

        I can't take it anymore.

        Whatever happened to the–

        SHHH.

        Fuck. I'm so wasted.

        So what do you think is gonna happen?

        Listen. I have a lot to get through. THis is all just nonsense.

        I think we're avoiding some heavy subjects, here.

        Well, there are a lot of discrepancies.

        Kill yourself.

        I just did.

        Kill yourself–again.

        I–GodDAMMIT.

        Just do it.

        NO.

        Come on.

        Congratulations, you got the job!

        Yes! Thank you!

        …What's the job?

        I need you to get the fuck out of here in the next five seconds–before I blow my head off, and take you with me.

        Don't do that.

        Five…

        Yo, i'm serious.

        Four…

        Jesus Christ, dude.

        YOu don't think this hits a little close to home.

        Home? what is home?

        For the Record, Skrillex, Dillon Francis, and Deadmau5 respectively are all getting their dicks sucked on yachts right now in some foreign exotic country–

        You're not wrong.

        That is correct.

        Standard music business.

        And People are living in tents under bridges.

        I'm just saying.

        If you think this project is reckless and bizarre, check your own simulation.

        So.

        So.

        Where were we?

        Somewhere between blowing our heads off and getting our dicks sucked?


        I'm sure there's a striking correlation somewhere.

        ‘My Candle Burns At Both Ends…'

        Oh, More Occult Magic

        God Bless The Illuminati

        GOD

        I Am The Illuminati

        Glad that's settled.



        Three.

        Goddamit, don't do this.

        Two– [cocks pistol]

        Why just pistols.

        Cause shotguns are messy–

        –and for dramatic effect;

        I love that sound.

        [the other party quickly removes his handgun from his waistband, shooting the other man and then himself quickly; They now both lay dead.]

        How do I write this

        Just write it.

        I need adderall.

        You need Jesus.

        By goD, youre right. [iPhone]

        What are you doing?

        Calling on Jesus.

        Are you serious.

        He's the plug.

        Ugh.

        I need adderall.

        What did I do?!

        YOu know what you did.

        ∆

        Well, alright then.

        ∆

        Must be something.

        ∆

        I got it.

        “The Legend of Supacree”

        L E G E N D S

        “Tales of A Superstar DJ”

        To do: Cut Freaky Friday 001

        Cut Throwback Thursday 001

        Cut SOM III

        Part I {God Is God]

        Part II [Clockwork]

        –Pull 212 Remix

        It's far beyond my control

        I get out of my head and into my soul

        In one ear, never out the other

        If the wind blew down your door,

        How would I call for you?

        —Through her, I suppose

        And the silk of her hair,

        Or the satin of her dress,

        —

        Oh, it's almost admissible,

        Surely admirable,

        Worth a smile or not,

        That all the world is words,

        In the end,

        As I tear down my worlds,

        and start over from One

        And I've already stopped enough once for today,

        I think

        Surely, what you'd like is just

        The time to get it all to nothing

        (Never had I wanted it or needed it)

        The phone was ringing,

        But I'll never be off the hook again,

        If you look for the proper way to move forward,

        You'll never find it,

        Especially looking behind you

        (Always looking behind you—

        Head in the past

        Just like you

        It's just like me,

        Too,

        To sit down and decide a whole song about you

        While taking it all down.

        I'm never distraught with the thoughts of a stranger,

        Oh, on the contrary;

        You should be mad about battle,

        But I'm all for the veterans and

        And never off if we were not at war with one another, but

        Then again,

        That's all we've ever done

        It would be

        Devastating

        To even think of

        Something more clever

        “Clever and splendiferous confectionary efforts,

        Just spectacular concessions my dear; I'll have another.”

        Hadn't I deciphered once or twice the rhyme for riddles down to dollars and cents?

        I did, I thought, once.

        I never hindered Heaven from pondering over my shoulder once or twice upon a full lit moon, which under I predicted my own fortune.

        Once— or twice, but—

        Nevermind, or nothing;

        Indifference, for instance, instantly inscessent ancestral insimination incriminating risidual visuals uhh—

        —From the festival.

        Right.

        The festival project.

        [—Parallels.—]

        GOD: So you want to be The “Glass Animals”

        *nods*

        Glass Animals.

        That's what I said. Glass Animals

        There's no “The”

        Context.

        Ok.

        So–”Glass Animals”

        *nods*

        Are you sure you don't want to be made of something else?

        *nods*

        *shrugs* Okayy. Glas Animals.

        I'm lost,

        But don't remind me

        Running out of time

        But time can't find me

        Open up my eye 10 times in 9 days

        I should probably fall away

        Back to the bay,

        No baby, don't cry

        No baby, don't cry

        No baby, don't cry

        [Midnight Request Line.]

        Sleek black corvette.

        Not a dent, not a scratch

        And I am feeling better,

        Since you asked

        What a warm and welcome

        Pleasant, wet suprise

        What do I owe you the—time

        I guess it made me smile for awhile, now

        I'm sad again—

        Wow, that was quick…

        Only took a second, but don't mind my arrogance

        ‘—I play this and it puts me in a trance.'

        I want to dance with you

        I hope someone holds my hand like that, one day

        Where are you taking me?

        “Away, my dear, away…”, he's saying…

        I lie awake midday and taking shallow breaths,

        I drift away

        A weapon for my empathy,

        [Midnight Request Line.]



        I have no idea what happened.

        ‘Ambiguous Ambitions - The Crossing ‘

        A shiver up my spine

        I don't really mind,

        I'm still trying to find the word for it—

        But tongue in cheek it is

        That's—if it fits

        You but me once,

        And I liked it

        Come bite me twice

        If you buy it;

        Alright, Ryan—where is it?

        Where is what?

        You know what I'm talking about.

        I don't know anything!

        “Ryan Remembers Everything”

        Goddamn it, wake up.

        I need silence.

        GET UP, GODDAMNIT.

        Okay—

        Okay—

        —I just need you to tell me where it is—

        Where what is?!

        I don't think this is very funny.

        This got serious.

        Ouch.

        I don't want to watch TV anymore ever again.

        I really wish you'd tell me

        Oh, you wish?

        Watch this.

        I'm sorry, Ryan.

        Hello.

        I—hello.

        I'll have a tall order of whatever's in that box.

        You want what's in that box?

        Yessir.

        What is happening?

        I dunno.

        I'm afraid that's going to be a problem.

        *gasp* can we have ninjas?

        *NINJAS*

        NINJA FIGHT.

        —oh sht rly.

        *lmfao*

        Sometimes imm set in my ways,

        Sometimes days go by—days,

        In the blink of an eye,

        Ever since I decided,

        I might have had love with you.

        I think we have some things to figure out, about it

        —it being ourselves,

        And washing my hands never felt so right

        In my life

        Somebody told me the stars in the sky were spirit guides,

        And it stuck,

        I'm up all night,

        But iMm the only star I see

        In New York City

        Don't look up to see me—

        Don't look up to me please, kid, really

        I mean, why, my baby?

        I mean,

        Hi lady—

        You so fly tonight, just my delight

        I —

        Like the way I look by you

        I—

        You know,

        If I sit in the city every night like this,

        And write,

        It just might

        Be the end of me

        Be the end of me

        Be the end of me

        You know,

        If I did get the limelight,

        Right on time to soothe and

        Satiate my need to be an idol LC

        Even this late in life,

        Like—

        —fuck

        ‘8I just want him to like me'

        I shouldn't even think about

        Superstardom like that,

        But I'll be right back,

        I gotta get the rabbit out the

        White hat,

        What a habit to have, huh

        What an idea that we might all get along

        Or a lot done

        Or be better off alone

        Than just to fuck off

        And write another song—

        Because the audience will like it

        But we're all over it;

        It's all done, isn't it?

        “The Running Game”

        I don't know what you want to hear from me. \

        How about, “I'm sorry.”

        Ok, I'm sorry.

        You don't do much, do you?

        I guess I don't.

        Sabotage//Salvation

        Idk what thisis supposed to mean.

        This is my demise.

        You're completely a ticking time bomb.

        You're not wrong.

        Salvation, from the doldrums.

        A sound to soothe my soul,

        I sink beneath you,

        South and under smoky water

        Open mouth, and barely thought of,

        Although often,

        Walk or waltz, would I

        To fall, my love,

        So becoming of a flower;

        forth and outward over fountains;

        Leaps and bounds,

        Of course–

        Well, this is dope af.

        What are you doing.

        What.

        What happened.

        THis is really good.

        So.

        So, i gotta turn this one off now–

        And listen to that one insead.

        All the time?

        Yeah.

        Oh.

        For, like ever..?

        Well, no.

        I gotta put it in the vault.

        Noooh.

        Yes.

        YEs.

        Yes.

        Forever.

        FOrever, no, for now– yes.

        That could be almost forever.

        Yeah. Almost.

        “Almost Invisible.”

        Take out my eyes, for now

        (If i could, would you want them)

        To beg or to barter for,

        I offer them up, as

        Ritual sacrifice

        (it's just a)

        Ritual Sacrifice.

        These two eyes.

        __

        He was the boy who owned the world;

        Hailing from the land of a thousand suns,

        He said,

        “I'll give you a dozen roses, honey,

        If all you ever do is,

        Smile for me,

        So, go ahead,

        Smile for a dozen roses or more,”

        And the irony is that she did it–

        Not for the roses,

        –but for the attention.

        (Just for the attention.)

        It was she who birthed the worlds;

        Building the land of a thousands suns,

        She said

        I'll give you a dozen horses,

        “If you could just–

        Pick the winning one”

        And the irony is,

        that he did it–

        Because he loved horses,

        And now he had twelve of them!

        (--And any one could be the winning one,

        no matter what she does;

        He's got a dozen of em,

        Anyway.)

        Fuck.

        What.

        Well, that went off the deep end.

        Fuck.

        Well, this just got dark.

        This guy comes off your blacklist tonight.

        No, this person

        Guy.

        PErson. Most certainly does not.

        I promise if I love a=a=A=a

        What is this

        That's a making no complese sense equation.

        Think about it in a multidimensional–

        Oh, that makes total sense.

        Just remember, when using this– this has been around for a really long time.

        It's been A long time.

        I died in your bed,

        But woke up in your arms;

        Oh when you love, love–

        Love me harder,

        Love me harder–

        Oh, baby when you love,

        love me harder

        Love me harder

        Love//Love Me Harder

        Love//Love Me Harder

        Love//Love//Love

        Love Me Harder

        Love//Love Me Harder

        Love//Love//Love

        Love Me Harder

        I woke up in your bed,

        And then died in your arms;

        It was a work of art, I suppose

        What we were, or are

        (Or aspire to be.)



        Please. Give me your iPhone.

        No!

        No?

        (Takes I phone.)

        Is there a reason you don't want me having this?

        …no.

        No?

        —it's full of stuff.

        “Stuff.”

        Yes. It's—

        “Stuff.”

        Yes.

        —

        —and things.

        I know.

        Look.

        We had a deal.

        We had no “deal”

        We had a deal.

        This train just goes on forever, you know;

        Whether you're on, or off it—

        So get off, and back on at the wrong stop

        Once, if not just for the discovery

        Of another supermarket,

        Where you shop for strawberries and

        Groceries

        Good flex, God;

        I got a gang of em

        I'm gonna explain it as straight as it gets

        Sometimes,

        You just got to know where to go

        If you don't trust your gut,

        You'll just never get,

        Never get it right.

        Alright, alright,

        I started it

        Alright, right—

        I gotta get it right,

        I gotta get ;

        I'm the worst at introductions

        Oh and,

        So bad at

        Goodbyes

        Oh, why'd you have to leave me by my idol

        Why,

        Why'd you have to lead me by my eyes

        By my eyes

        God, I love the way

        I love the way,

        I love the way you

        Love me

        God, I love

        The way you

        The way you

        Love me



        You forgot about me, didn't you?

        You forgot all about me

        You forgot all about it—

        All about it

        Al about it

        It's not the same, anymore

        Since you gave it a name, is it?

        There's nothing I can do

        To help me, help you

        This is all I can do,

        To help me, love you

        I have to remove you;

        I have to remove you

        In a room—

        Full of beauty—

        In a world,

        Full of woes

        I lose the last dose of you, on my tongue

        Nobody ever wanted it, like I do—

        Like I do

        I lose the last dose of you on my tongue,

        And I'm all full of love again;

        I never saw anything like it,

        I was a modem, still plugged into the wall

        An anonymous post partum unremarkable

        Post-party proclamations

        and eternal damnation for ordering breakfast

        Evading transportation authorities

        Unworried the informant sleeping under me

        Oh,

        Now she wants to song—

        Oh, look—

        And now, she has a song to sing

        A point to make,

        A wrong to ring;

        The man she brings along

        Is bad for her

        Oh, she's gotta work

        (She loves to work,

        She's got to work it)

        What kills her makes her stronger

        What doesn't kill her makes her stronger

        All she does is

        Carry on

        And

        Carry on

        And

        Carry on.

        Mrs Sheffield left flushing queens, for this.”

        Mrs Sheffield left Flushing, Queens, for this?!

        Mrs Sheffield left Flushing, Queens for this!

        Mrs, Sheffield!

        -1flushing queens, fah ‘dis.

        Very well worth it,

        I got all the way to broklyn

        And way beyond my means for this

        It's well outta my means.

        It's out of my hands, now.

        That boy called you “grandpa”

        How is it all over?

        When I bet to God I was,

        Just in your lap at this party,

        And you were under me slippin on some sort of

        Lager or

        Something

        Weren't you?

        Yeah,

        I was just there, too

        I was just there, too—

        I was just there, too—

        Oh, now she has a song…

        All of a sudden.—

        But it's not all of a sudden at all

        It's not all of a sudden

        There's nothing, is there?

        Oh,

        There's something, surely

        I went to bed late;

        But I'm getting up early.

        I see the way he looks at me—

        —take it easy, baby

        We could have the whole room waiting

        Like a stoner at a stop sign

        My bad,

        My eyes lie to me

        All the time

        Driving me mad

        Telling me

        I want you inside me

        My bad

        My bad

        Well, I want you in my bed

        But I haven't had one yet

        I'm thinking Purple Mattress;

        Or is that mids, to you kids

        Like Timmy ho's

        Or my mustang civic

        It's a custom, yeah

        Nobody has it yet

        It's a hybrid

        Like I am

        —I am a bit off subject, now

        (My bad)

        We never had sex in my bathroom

        (That was your house)

        I took a mouse to the mountain

        (My bad)

        My writing is getting more

        Acid-centric,

        Lysergic acid diethylamide;

        I didn't buy any,

        But I haven't the need anymore,

        Really

        I just wake up like this:

        That is, when I wake up

        (I have long nights, kids)

        My bad

        I want to see you very briefly

        Without your briefs,

        You know what I mean?

        Me neither—

        Sexual delinquency in meditated frequencies

        Repeat this sequence

        I keep my deepest secrets

        Where I need it

        Right up my slime,

        Where my spleen is—

        Dreamed it, and I haven't cleaned since

        (Or dreamed since)

        In this

        Endless emission,

        Ignition sequence begins

        When The Lean splits

        Under the blood moon;

        An eclipse.

        I drift off a lot—

        Just thinking of your penis

        My daydreams are not very safe for the public

        I think they're X-rated or worse,

        Even thinking of you as a person,

        Or worse:

        As my husband

        once, as my lover—

        Lovers have all the fun, anyway

        Hm

        All the things that I'd do to you

        After you put me through—



        What are you looking for, exactly?

        A synchronicity.

        Just any synchronicity?

        There's no such thing as “just any” synchronicity.

        Does “laying low” mean nothing to you?

        I'm laying low!

        On a city tour?!

        It's a big city!

        [From Afar]

        IS THAT HER?

        Aw, fuck.

        Well, well, well–here we go–0

        I don't have time for this.

        Here it is.

        I don't know what you're doing.

        We're going on an adventure!

        NO.

        I. Cant. Enjoy. Anything.

        WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD.

        I hate this.

        My creativity had become merciless–inspiration pouring from the world as if all that it wanted wast o be collected and captured in any way I could see fit to create–

        What do you want?

        Out of life–or in this store?

        Out of life.

        Lets start with this store.



        A Living Lion;

        The eyes inside,

        I smiled, declined to act on impulse

        He'll admit,

        She's less complex, cause she's basic

        Everthemore complacent, blatantly lazy--

        and crazy adorable.

        Whatmore could any man want?

        Whatmore could any man need?

        Whatmore could any man have;

        But the best friend who needed therapy,

        Several Plastic surgeries,

        A fading glass menagerie--

        If she knew what that means.

        (Basically, they're both nobodies.)

        ‘What on God's awful green earth

        makes you think I would

        ever want

        anything

        to do

        with either of you two

        Losers?

        Beggars can't be choosers.

        His plan B was Annie;

        But she was never like me

        Enough to be

        Happy with

        Sonny;

        Let alone anybody.

        What is happening?

        Do you have an explanation of what's happening to me.

        Every realm of reality and possibility. This is infinity.

        What is this all supposed to mean to me?

        You can see everything and nothing;

        You can be anything.

        So what would that mean?

        What does it mean to you?

        That Love is Love, then.

        I've been half of a wide-open bleeding heart,

        Since the Goddamn start of it.

        He started it,

        Or someone did

        I didn't ever ask for it

        I was only ever always on the dancefloor when it mattered.

        I was always looking past him, but not ever looking at him.

        It was always just at random, but i'd never thought to ask him

        A question,

        Or to greet him--

        I just.

        Adjust.

        They're watching us, from above.

        Adjust.

        They just don't trust us

        Adjust.

        Look what we've done, look what we've done to the planet that gave us all the light that we come from.

        Look, there.

        It appears to be ‘shimmering'

        What exactly is happening.

        The entirety of its surface is Auquous.

        Oceana.

        If i learn all the planets,

        In the everlasting galaxies--

        And learn how to explore it…

        I just might get to Skrillex.

        I might fully need a Xanex bar if I ever see this kid in person.

        He's olden than you.

        By like, a minute.

        Still.

        I mean, really. I don't think this is ever going to work.

        It might not work, I mean--

        What?

        If you had to actually--

        Oh God, no; I'd be far too nervous.

        So what are you going to do when it comes time for festival season

        Run.

        Hide.

        Run + Hide.

        Fight or Flight; A Natural Response to Skrillex

        There is no natural response to Skrillex, because it's unnatural

        Be civil.

        I am I ‘m trying to figure out how to protect this species.

        Oh now, you're acting as if he's not human

        Of course he is. But i'm not.

        Of course.

        All it is, is science, a bit of misunderstanding.

        Experimental sorcery, possible exploitation.

        I'm not exploiting Skrillex.

        No, he's exploiting YOU.

        No.

        Wake the fuck up.

        No.

        (Stop repeating yourself)

        Wake up; you're being manipulated.

        By Skrillex? Cool.

        By whatever's manipulating Skrillex.

        Alright.

        Alright? You're part of a machine.

        So?

        “SO?” You're this comfortable having given your soul up to the devil.

        I haven't done that.

        Do you know what it takes to achieve that of which you so covet.l

        Money.

        And?

        Power.

        Go on.

        Fame.

        So, calculate.

        It adds up the same either way.

        Skrillex isn't real.

        Maybe not, but Sonny Moore is--

        Is, what--

        Is “who”...

        “Who…”

        I love.

        What?

        --But that's all I know.

        That's it?

        Yes.

        Elaborate.

        Can't.

        What do you mean?

        Well, it goes like this: This is insanity. I've been through every wormhole, every parallel, every revolutionary subconscious thought, every world, every realm, every lifetime...and at the end of the day--or the beginning, depending-- it's really all the same question, and the same answer--over and over again; From the Beginning to the End. It is infinite. Everything is Everything.

        Quickly, tell me--

        What, now?

        What goes on a Skrillex Pizza?

        Nothing, because it's not a thing!

        It is not.

        It isn't!

        Stop arguing at get to work.

        On what?

        On building

        Building What

        [The] Skrillex.

        How in the fuck am I supposed to do that?

        How in the fuck did you get to be a vegetarian?

        It just happened.

        So.

        So…

        Are you really a vegetarian?

        ___



        Why did you do this?

        I didn't do this! You did this!

        I didn't do this! Why would I do this?

        How could you!

        I didn't!

        What the fuck is HE doing here?

        What the fuck.

        You need to stop this.

        I can't stop.

        What did you DO.

        Exactly what I had to.

        Shasta!

        Who the fuck is that?

        That's that bitch.

        I told you it was Shasta.

        Who the fuck is Shasta. What show is this?

        Where is Skrillex?

        FUCK SKR—

        Wait, what show is this?

        INT. THE VOID. DAY & NIGHT.

        I remember the first time I ever realized, I could love anyone in the world, if they needed me to—or, if they just gave me the chance. Or if I got the chance. Or, if there was a chance.

        And, if there was a chance, and it was supposed to happen, it always would—especially if I wanted it—

        But definitely, if I needed it.

        But, what is is “if”?

        And, what is “supposed”?

        What is it to “want”?

        And what's a “need”?

        Now I know— or at least pretend to.

        Because, the more it is I think I know, the actual less I feel that I actually do;

        None the wiser, I am what I always was—

        And God is, as I am.



        Sunni Blu becomes a popular androgynous rapper, as as s/he rises to fame is forced to take on a mre masculine persona to monetize thiher music.

        After releasing a series of Skrillex diss-tracks, and music aimed at OWSLA's top dogs, a feud between Skrillex and Sunni Blu, or rather their ‘teams' breaks out into the media.

        After Skrillex is hacked and left with his entire music collection missing, it is presumed the attack and disappearance of his hard drives was orchestrated by Sunni; After his unreleased music is leaked and the damage is deemed ‘irreparable' The Skrillex Project is forced to close, and the artist himself disappeared into obscurity-- after hearing one of his unreleased tracks used for one of Sunni Blu's hits, he( ‘*the fictional Skrillex*) secretly attends one of Sunni's concerts; Sunni Blu spots him in a large crowd and the two brawl; Skrillex with the upper hand after Sunni draws back from a bloody nose and retreats; It is revealed that the unreleased Skrillex track which was ‘gifted' to her came from the stolen collection, unbeknownst to Sunni Blu



        Although Sunni Blu's true identity has yet to be revealed to more than Dillon Francis, beside the publicity and management who have been helping to keep her secret;



        Dillon Francis and Sunni Blu are cornered by paparazzi, revealing to the public that she is, in fact, a female;

        As allegations arise that Sunni Blu is a transgender, rumors put a strain on Sunni Blu and Dillon Francis's collaborations…

        TBC.

        All of a sudden—or maybe, even, not so suddenly—I was Clark Kent—or whatever Superman's name was. I had been without contacts or glasses for quite some time, and had quite explicitly in one of my many letters to God—or really any holy power in a realm which might have received my charred requests—all the things I needed, and some of the things I very badly wanted—tightly bundled and wax-sealed with intention for nothing besides that of the greater good, or course, for myself or anyone else—set ablaze in the unforgiving streets of New York City, in secrecy at odd hours of the night; it hadn't been my actual intent to have to practice any magic at all, especially under the circumstances, it it seemed that someone nearly unmentionable at all, had hexed a nasty attack on my psyche—a satanic, demonic possession of the weak and feeble bodies around me, and unable to isolate in completion, I became vulnerable to such a wicked curse that it had altered my psychic morality—as one does not practition a counter-curse or attack , in my medicinal expertise, without first being provoked—as one military typically mustn't bomb another, or even it's own enemy without being first considerably attacked—and it was, at this point, indeed a terrible holy war.



        I pulled the stars into order

        I put the water to fountains, in mountaintops

        I don't know who I am either

        But you call me God,

        Agree, I'd not—

        But at least I love you

        I believe I was you once

        I'm awful sorry that I broke you

        I might have put the sun

        Just to far up and out of reach

        Believe me, see—I see you

        Doesn't matter what we try to do

        Unity is beautiful

        I live on the 8th floor

        I don't intend what I'm there for

        It doesn't feel bad though

        It doesn't feel bad though

        I don't know what you're after




        -Blū



        Do I scare you?

        Only a little.

        Huh.

        What?

        Nothing..

        I hate you.

        ihateyou.

        Eventually, The Ascended Masters will intervene.

        They already have.

        Oh, Christ Almighty.

        He's not coming.

        [Answering Phone] Jesus Christ Almighty

        –WHERERU?

        I TOLD YOU I'D GET THERE GODDAMNIT.

        Fascinating.

        Do my eyes deceive me,

        Or

        Is there a secret between us:

        A secret illusion;

        Should I bury it,

        Or keep it neatly

        And unseen,

        Between my knees,

        And where you need me?

        Is there a thing that I should need,

        But never speak–

        I'll keep it in my sweet release

        To dream beliefs of evil

        Seen, aquamarine revines,

        And pulsing veins,

        –and stolen hearts,

        Not passing judgment,

        But just passing by

        To hide, to pass the time

        To find a high,

        Align in color

        Fly,

        Write another rhyme,

        Or wire fireflies a transfer of light,

        Like the eyes reflect to mine.

        WHY would you write this?

        WHY.

        I hate blue eyes.

        That's racist.

        No it isn't.

        Congratulations on making it into my aerospace, unscathed

        A coincidence, this is not.

        I have something for you.

        I don't need anything from you.

        That's because I gave you everything you need.

        Right. I have everything.

        RIght.

        So you should know whatever you need comes at a high price.

        What makes you think I need something.

        You said you have something for me?

        Yes I do.

        You don't seem the gift giving type.

        I'm not.

        So, what do you want from me?



        WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

        Oh. it' s another one.

        What's he need?

        Probably nothin, really

        Oh, it's something.

        This shouldn't be happening.

        I agree.

        why is this bothering me.

        Google it's self had deleted half my entry, which was admittedly sloppily thrown together, at nearly a full episode's length; probably for the best, as I was becoming more intolerant of my societal responsibility by the moment, and increasingly self destructive asa result. It was still chaotic; fame kept coming closer towards me and then leaping away, but not out of reach or out of sight, but rather than chase it, I merely calmly strode forward in a never-changing pace, not rushing and always careful to remain calm, even when filled with fury. I had become unrecognizably fit, chaste, and a remarkably healthy eater; I was all together well, besides in the areas of romance and sexuality of course. I was ready to pounce, but timing would be key, and patience the virtue;



        UH – “hehe”

        …I beg your pardon.

        “Hehe”

        Um…

        Fuck.

        Or “haha” “haha”

        …

        Just admit it.

        …

        Admit it already!

        –haha.

        Admit WHAT.



        This gets Levels.

        Nobody thought Patrice O Neal was a woman!

        I thought Patrice O Neal Was a Woman.

        Ah, fuck, I'm nobody.

        “Nobody”

        Is that Bob Saget?



        I swiped right on this dude, just cause he looked exactly like Bob Saget.

        Omg. Bob Saget!

        Fuck, that's right.

        EXT. THE W HOTEL, BEVERLY HILLS, DAY/ EXT . PODSHARE WESTWOOD ROOFTOP, DAY

        OH MY GOD, GUYS, LOOK: IT'S BOB SAGET.

        No it's not!

        Oh My God! Yeah IT IS!

        Fuck, really?! Bob Saget?!

        BOB SAGET!

        YO GUYS, IT'S BOB SAGET.

        It was, in fact, Bob Saget.

        Bob Saget's dead, right?

        Oh yeah, bud.



        That's it guys! No more dead celebrities!

        I'm coming with you!

        NO MORE GHOSTS.

        Look, I have something to tell you.

        UGH. COME ON.

        This is a weird superpower.

        EXT. GRAVEYARD, QUEENS, NY. DAY

        …

        …

        …

        Having fun yet?

        Alright! I have a question!

        What?

        When do I get to–

        Get to what?

        You know.




        V.O.

        Things I know about myself…



        I have a dominant personality, but am sexually submissive—

        I am monogamous.



        I know what I like —

        *Drill beat*

        Die in your sleep

        (Hope you die in your sleep)

        Die in your sleep

        (Betta die in your sleep)

        I look like a vacation.

        But k'm still on the clock (psyche)

        Countin my rocks

        And holdin my (unh) crotch

        You better watch your back

        —hold on your coughs

        Don't run in no crocs! (No!)

        I'm offset

        Now I'm upset l



        —I love you.

        Shut up, foo— I don't even love myself.

        …you told her?!

        I—yeah…

        What did she say?!

        She said “shut up, fool

        Been. Long time since I missed my exit




        HEY!

        [looks over slowly]

        I LIKE YOUR BALLS.

        [beat]

        [thumbs up]




        How do I not have “throwing elbows?!”

        BECAUSE YOURE NOT DOING YOUR JOB!

        Shut up, Jeff

        COME TO THE DARK SIDE

        WE HAVE COOKIES

        Half of Hollywood shows up at Joel's super nerdy Star Wars party




        The truth comes in glimpses;

        A shattered reality

        Scattered the ashes at malice, insanity—

        Actress, an actress;

        She laughs when she has to, l l l

        And last to leave, actually,

        After each practice

        Practice conspicuous,

        Conspiracy conspiracy

        Perspiration lyrics,

        affixed to the rhythms

        She sleeps at the regency, l

        Freedom for secrecy

        Believe, please believe me, my love l

        It was easy

        The truth comes in glimpses;

        A shattered reality

        Scattered the ashes at malice, insanity—

        Actress, an actress;

        She laughs when she has to, l l l

        And last to leave, actually,

        After each practice

        Practice conspicuous,

        Conspiracy conspiracy

        Perspiration lyrics,

        affixed to the rhythms

        She sleeps at the regency, l

        Freedom for secrecy

        Believe, please believe me, my love l

        It was easy

        Sunni BLU

        Tweety bird

        Mickey Mouse

        Betty boop

        I woke up like this

        But a little different

        I woke up a star

        Then became a planet

        I'm a hummingbird, but I don't like flying

        I might look alright,

        But I feel like dying

        I hate waking up at 5 am

        Just to be the first one at the gym

        I don't wanna do that shit again—

        Well,

        I might as well just stay up!

        I hate waking up at 5 am

        Just to take my goddamn medicine, but

        If I don't I'll feel like shit—

        Well,

        I might as well just stay up!

        I might as well just stay up!




        This is a recipe for disaster.

        No, this is a recipe for Skrillex.

        Oh.

        This is the recipe for disaster.

        Thanks, Dillon Francis.

        FOR WHAT?

        I remember the moment I became partially deaf.

        Or at least, in the synesthetic sense.

        Dillon Francis is delicious

        Come on let me lick it on a stick

        Give it to me like a big

        Meat popsicle

        Meat popsicle

        Meat popsicle

        Meat popsicle



        Sample: Willy winks*

        ITS WILLY WONKA

        Lol are we still doing the bit where the misspellings are like a, another entirely different dimension?

        Yeah.

        Haha. Yeah.



        —and the chocolate factory

        “Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!”

        KATT WILLIAMS IS—

        WILLY WONKA.



        Oh hell naw!




        Don't look at me;

        I'm just a DJ, don't look at me—

        Shaking my head, but it don't mean nothing

        Don't know what you mean

        You don't even see me;

        I ain't even here!

        Invisibility,

        The MVP or VIP.

        It don't mean nothing

        Don't look at me!

        Shaking my head, but it don't mean nothing,

        Hey,

        Don't look at me;

        I'm just a DJ, man,

        I'. The life of the party

        I do know what you mean!

        Shaking my head, but it don't mean nothing

        I don't know what you mean—

        Hey, I ain't see nothing, nope

        Don't look at me

        I could get some work in;

        I got 12 minutes,

        God as my witness

        I work on my fitness

        And listen to —

        Simple Temptations and

        limited Intervals,

        Quick algorithmics,

        And tentative frequencies

        No more mentions for attention whores

        Like Kayla Lauren!

        I promise that's my last one,

        That bitch is boring,

        I'm not sorry but I'm soarin on my suorin

        While you're snoring on my metamorphosis

        Imm getting sworn in

        Don't look at me;

        I'm just a DJ, don't look at me—

        Shaking my head, but it don't mean nothing

        Don't know what you mean

        You don't even see me;

        I ain't even show up to work this week

        OG VIP ASAP MVP

        It don't mean nothing

        I'm just a DJ

        Don't look at me

        —-

        Hey Mr. wedding ring—

        I'll buy you a drink,

        You know,

        Like an old cream soda.

        Or a float,

        You can drink in the bucket seat

        Tell me, Mr. Wedding ring

        Do you have everything you need?

        I don't envy anything besides your energy and symphonies,

        Please

        Excuse this phony boner,

        I don't know if you're alone

        If this is Homer,

        I'm a poet, though—

        And not a poser

        Hey,

        Do you suppose you know the code

        For doors that open up;

        I walk a lonely road,

        But Frog and Toad are old

        And told me you'd be there to show me

        (Whatever)

        Woah

        Where am I supposed to go from here

        I'm nowhere, dear

        I'm Alice lost in wonderland

        And all her friends—

        Even the one in red

        Who wants her head

        (Where'd that come from)

        Yo!

        It's a real bad acid trip,

        I can't get a grip on reality

        Can't get off the grid at random,

        If you're being tracked

        By the feds and fandom

        Woah.

        I may be one of the greatest writers in history

        But will you remember me?

        My ex gets

        Under my skin with

        Champion fashion;

        It's in bad taste

        But I haven't had my own bathroom

        In half a millennium

        Im under persenium arches

        Sniffing cristanthimymums sampling Arsenio Hall

        Are you ip yet?

        I'm still enthralled with this story

        But yo!

        (Where's Unaavvi at)

        I haven't been to a show

        (Where's the party at)

        I should be gripping a pole

        (Where is Cardi at)

        But it takes all day to get back to the Bronx in the snow!

        Fuck New York when it's cold

        And it's always cold in New York

        When you don't know nobody

        And your only hobby is hobbling around in the hotel lobby

        Counting the robbers and gobblins

        A

        D Whitney's and Bobby's

        The ghosts and the zombies



        Everything hurts

        But everything heals, with time//

        Whatever that is;

        And whatever that means,

        It's means to an end, if you let it be

        So let it be



        But, it persists in lettering me;

        He becomes me in my sleep, In dreams

        I think I really need him, or something

        Or anyone, or anybody

        Anything, or something

        Anybody, anybody

        Excerpt From:

        “DJ AND CC TAKE HOLLYWOOD”

        Wait, CC—you're a sex addict?!

        I'm an everything addict! You know this!

        I didn't know!

        —Except pills; I hate pills.

        What? I've seen you take pills before.

        Case in point!

        Why didn't you just tell me?

        It doesn't exactly come up organically in conversation, Dillon.

        What?! We talk about sex all the time.

        Like, in general—but not fórreal! What the fuck!

        What the fuck?! Whats the difference?!

        If you have to ask, I feel like you're really not gonna like the answer, dog.

        —

        “WorstConversationEver”

        (Bong rips)

        Remember your dad's friend Tom?

        Oh my God. You fucked Tom?!

        NO!

        okay, cause—

        I sucked his dick while I pretended to mow the lawn!

        What the hell?!

        —and he still paid me.

        Whatthefuck.

        Yeah, fucked up.

        So who mowed the lawn?!

        He mowed his own lawn!

        This is the worst conversation ever.

        The crazy thing about this story is—

        There's a lot of crazy things about this story, actually.

        EXT. BASKETBALL COURT. DAY.

        Alright— shirts and skins —Shirt—Skin Shirt,Skin—

        Uhh! Nah. I wanna be “shirts”

        Why dude?! Your girl's mad hot!

        So?!

        So I know you got it goin on! Look at you!

        I'm mad rich!

        Yeah—but girls always cheat on flabby rich dudes! With hotter dudes.

        My girlfriend might be cheating on me!

        Yeah—She's not, though.

        How do you know?

        Cause I tried!

        Yeah. Take your shirt off.

        No—uh! How do you know she's just not into you!

        Because! He tried—

        HE tried!

        You sell out.

        And Andre tried—

        [ANDRE is tall (about 6'9 dark, and handsome]

        —you too, bro?

        [ANDRE shrugs nonchalantly]

        That's an NBA player—

        What the FUCK, YO.

        —and she said NO.

        ANDRE

        Yup. Shot me down.

        Oh really—from all the way up there?!

        Face it, man! You're fuckin hot!

        I don't like the way that sounds coming from you—

        Take your shirt off!

        Were you this aggressive with my girl?!

        Don't be like that…

        Nah— fuck you!

        Yo! C'mon, man—

        And you three!

        You're holding up the game getting mad over nothing. It's Hollywood!

        It's Beverly Hills!

        —Exactly my point!

        You're new here—you'll catch on.

        You know what!

        I'm shirts—you're skins—Game on.

        [SUNNI BLU goes beast mode and plays the dirtiest, most whoopass game in history—out of spite and anger of the toxic masculinity; this of course earns SUNNI BLU even more respect as a “man's man”]

        Later: as the owner of the clippers, sunni BLU trades “Andre” to the worst basketball team in history.






        SUPACREE buys DIPLO a glass house to replace the one he burned down in a crime of passion.]

        There, now, you'll stop throwing stones—

        Huh!

        AND. Everyone can see when you ugly cry.

        *humphs*

        Now, stop it!

        Is it supacree?

        Uh?

        Could be Sunni Blu.

        Sunni Blu is a dude—

        Sunni Blu is pretending to be a dude.

        Oh yeah, huh.

        Dang.

        Huh.

        Well, then.

        We've gotta consult The Big Book of Dillon Francis.

        Don't say that like it's some kind of guide book.

        It is a guidebook.

        To what??

        To Dillon Francis!

        That's preposterous.

        Didn't you choose Sonny?

        Didn't I waste my time writing the great big book of Dillon Francis!?

        Touché.

        Might as well do something with it.

        I got it.

        THIS IS ENVIRONMENTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.

        BURN IT ALL.

        You're gonna hurt someone's feelings.

        Yeah, my own.

        STOP TOUCHING THAT.

        Wait, where is—

        Fuck.

        What?

        Now I'm “that girl who fell in love with Skrillex”

        Lol, which one.

        Hum. The one who wrote a novel about it.

        Pick your poison.

        Rum.

        Not a rum and coke?

        No, just straight up—you know what? How much is the bottle?

        Uhhh. Just.

        [SUPACREE pours the remains of the bottle into a red solo cup.]

        Ugh. Come on.

        What! At least you're not “The Black Yoko Ono”

        How did you even find out about that one.

        Infinite what the fucks.

        Now the world's getting mad again,

        I wrote something damaging;

        Doors just start slamming at random,

        And coughing—

        Sounds of motorists passing,

        Just scrambling my brain,

        I'm insane, but at least I have plainly created

        What may be historical, one day—

        I've made a whole masterpiece, a symphony that easily outlives me, infinity—

        My body's just a body

        Rush a cop just got get off this awful planet;

        I don't want what comes with poverty and fat,

        I don't compete with Instagram models,

        And everyone does that—

        I'm not a catfish, facts are facts

        I use my camera just to document the interesting phenomena I happen to walk past;

        Saw Dillon Francis on a wall, and had to grant the wish he asked—

        But don't know what it is exactly,

        I'm just happening, actually—

        I probably need nap but now Insomniac's been tracking me;

        I happily allow it; I program myself with beats,

        So when I finally sleep, I dream in music sequences, or something—

        I don't know

        I might delete it upon listening to rampant white supremacy or privelege on repeat,

        But that's just me,

        Forgetting I'm the one in trouble,

        On the run, without a family

        So perception is reality, and mine is badly damaged—

        Damn Pasquale again, I had to re-decipher all the messages transmitted from imaginary friends,

        Collecting images in infrared

        *gasp*

        Okay, just—breathe…

        I can't! I have to wear a mask!

        It's mandatory—so is being black,

        I have to! But I'm not a rapper!

        Maybe I should talk to Chance,

        Or Marshall Mathers:

        They might have to answer

        To the questions that I can't afford to ask

        This automatic writing might just be the most

        Goddamned advanced evidence of intelligent inhabitants in other dimensions, or other planets

        Or all of the above,

        Or maybe just of Dillon Francis using magic,

        Which he got from—

        Oh, no, here it comes

        SK—

        Fuck this. Fuck this mother—FAWN.



        Are we out of F*cks, then?

        I floppin' guess!

        I thought you loved him.

        It is what it is.

        What is it?

        INFI—

        THE END.

        INFINITI!

        ...yes, mom?

        GET IN HERE,

        Huh?

        Don't say “huh”.

        Okay, what?

        Don't say “what”

        …

        …

        …

        ...welll, what do you want?

        What is this?

        *shrugs*

        INFINITY

        [ooh, with a ‘Y'

        that's how you know mom's angry this time]

        *COUGHS*

        Betcha his photographer's in love with him.

        Which one has the VooDoo Doll?

        There's a Skrillex VooDoo Doll?

        It's technically ‘Sonny'

        Aww.

        You'd be surprised at the shit these girls will—

        INFINITY.

        WHAT.

        What is THIS?!

        It's just—Skrillex.

        AFH.

        Now you're FUCKED.

        I thought we were out of FUCKS.

        That was FAUX.

        Awww: I see what you did there.

        Am I done now?

        What does Dillon Francis want?!

        —don't answer that.

        [whispering in ear.]

        That's not possible

        So. I shifted a consciousness into this rock.

        Why would—why?

        For good luck.

        Oh, this is a problem,

        But it turns out.

        HUH.

        Damn. I'm on one,

        I have blue balls,

        This is not fun. This is not fun. This is not fun.

        Okay; now you're done.



        So, that's it--? You really want to ride this Sinking Ship?

        If that's what this is, then I guess that says it.

        Says…?

        Says “I just bought a ticket to Titanic at Bass Canyon.”

        Is that where you bought it?

        Is it?

        Why would you give yourself in, for him?

        (For Anyone?)

        In.

        (Psh)

        I gave myself out.

        Out? Look at you.

        Look at me.

        I'd rather not.

        You know what it is

        You know what it is—

        You know what it is

        That's the business

        Comin in hot, like a chicken wing

        This ain't Toy Story—got no friend in me,

        You feelin me?

        Cold as Minnesota, I'm the ice queen

        Nice bling—

        Hollywood should buy this bitch a wedding ring

        Amohetemime

        Trick, you're a half,

        I'm the whole thing

        Whole Foods market, gotta own me

        No mink coat, I'm a vegan,

        Hocus Pocus, I'm three witches

        Okay, from the top



        Hello?

        This is Hollywood calling;

        We want the festival project

        We just wrote up the contract

        Come get your deposit:

        You're nominated for an Oscar

        Your Star On The Walk looks Awesome

        it's On Us



        Yeah? That's what's up

        I'll come up

        I'll come up

        I'll come up

        Say what's up

        That's my shite;

        I'm rep in the festival project

        Ya'll like “what's that?”

        I'll tel you all about it,—that's

        Coming up next

        Oh yeah,

        Oh yeah

        Tune in

        I'm On

        Welcome to your Hollywood life

        The good life

        Good life

        Welcome to the Hollywood life

        That's right

        That's right



        Welcome to your Hollywood life

        The good life

        Good life

        Welcome to the Hollywood life

        That's right

        That's right




        They call me young Hollywood,

        They robbed me good in Santa Monica

        And I so I got no address yet;

        But I'm coming up like one direction

        I just checked my reflection like:

        Mirror mirror on the wall

        I gotta go

        Hollywood's callin

        And I don't do this often

        Only when o bless the red carpet

        Comin in hot, like a chicken wing

        Call me Toy Story—

        got a friend in me,

        You feelin me?

        On the big screen livin out my dreams,

        I wrote my scenes, the Hollywood life: I neee

        I ride by

        On a tomeline

        I write, I like

        My nice things.

        The life I lead,

        Is ritghteous,

        I defy my means

        Applied IT,

        I might be AI,

        Fine my me;

        Cause all I see

        Is light I like,

        And I'm liking my

        Hollywood life, I think.



        Nice bling—

        Hollywood should buy this bitch a wedding ring

        Amohetemime

        Trick, you're a half,

        I'm the whole thing

        Whole Foods market, gotta own me

        No mink coat, I'm a vegan,

        Hocus Pocus, I'm three witches




        It's just some Hollywood shit

        Isn't it fabulous

        This is some Hollywood shiy

        Isn't it fabulous

        Comin in hot, like a chicken wing

        This ain't Toy Story—got no friend in me,

        You feelin me?

        Cold as Minnesota, I'm the ice queen

        Nice bling—

        Hollywood should buy this bitch a wedding ring

        Amohetemime

        Trick, you're a half,

        I'm the whole thing

        Whole Foods market, gotta own me

        No mink coat, I'm a vegan,

        Hocus Pocus, I'm three witches



        You know what it is

        You know what it is—

        You know what it is

        That's the business

        One door close. Then another door opens

        So sick flow, go home with a cold then

        Woah, Hoe—cold like some snow boots

        Pants so big, I can parachute

        PARACHUTE!

        Hoes look fake, like a blow up doll

        Harlem shake, i'm bout to blow up ya'll



        SAM ASH. HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA. DAY.

        Do you have any Jog Wheels?

        Beg your pardon?

        Uh, Jog Wheels.

        “Jog Wheels”

        Yeah, you know, like (imitates DJ scratching)

        Oh, you mean these? (Entire room of DJ controllers)

        Yeah, but just–this (points to Jog Wheel)

        Oh, “Jog Wheels…”

        Yes. Jog Wheels.

        …Just “Jog Wheels?”

        …yes.

        No.

        [Leaving store with frustrated infuriation]

        AGH.



        BEFORE:



        Oh my God! We've been robbed!

        WHAT!

        OH MY GOD!

        WHAT!

        WHAT'D THEY TAKE?!

        –

        Have you tried Guitar Center?

        THEY TOOK MY JOG WHEELS.

        Bitch you mad?

        Mad at what?

        I'm still making money;

        I don't give a fuck

        Get my bag;

        Count it up

        I'm a dog—

        And you know I like it rough

        (Ruff ruff ruff)

        Where you from?

        Where you hood at?

        Keep it clsssy

        But I'm acting like a hood rat

        I'm a playa

        I got boss racks

        Call me north

        Cause I'm pointed where the moss at

        (Money)

        I am from Los Angeles

        I got all these fans and stuff

        I smoke on dat tangle

        I be at PINK buying bras n stuff

        I still shop at hollister

        The Bronx ain't got no Rosses

        Or hot topics

        But I bought this floss

        To drop it like a thot n stuff

        Bitch you mad?

        Mad at what?

        I'm still making money;

        I don't give a fuck

        Get my bag;

        Count it up

        I'm a dog—

        And you know I like it rough

        (Ruff ruff ruff)



        I show up

        Play some ratchet music

        I show up

        Play some ratchet music.



        In the booth I'm eating waffles.

        Had to force quit my serato

        Key: F

        It's such a wonderful feeling–

        leaving, release,

        sweet relief,

        Slowly bleeding out

        Dreaming, in peace

        With no reason

        to grieve–finallly–

        Freedom

        Mm-hmm

        mm-hmm

        Mmm-hmmm



        __

        I'm so LA for no reason.

        {Enter The Multiverse}



        [The Festival Project.™]



        COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023

        ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

        1 hr 4 min
      9. “Hollywood Is Calling—Again.”

        Everything hurts

        But everything heals, with time//

        Whatever that is;

        And whatever that means,

        It's means to an end, if you let it be

        So let it be



        But, it persists in lettering me;

        He becomes me in my sleep, In dreams

        I think I really need him, or something

        Or anyone, or anybody

        Anything, or something

        Anybody, anybody

        Excerpt From:

        “DJ AND CC TAKE HOLLYWOOD”

        Wait, CC—you're a sex addict?!

        I'm an everything addict! You know this!

        I didn't know!

        —Except pills; I hate pills.

        What? I've seen you take pills before.

        Case in point!

        Why didn't you just tell me?

        It doesn't exactly come up organically in conversation, Dillon.

        What?! We talk about sex all the time.

        Like, in general—but not fórreal! What the fuck!

        What the fuck?! Whats the difference?!

        If you have to ask, I feel like you're really not gonna like the answer, dog.

        —

        “WorstConversationEver”

        (Bong rips)

        Remember your dad's friend Tom?

        Oh my God. You fucked Tom?!

        NO!

        okay, cause—

        I sucked his dick while I pretended to mow the lawn!

        What the hell?!

        —and he still paid me.

        Whatthefuck.

        Yeah, fucked up.

        So who mowed the lawn?!

        He mowed his own lawn!

        This is the worst conversation ever.

        The crazy thing about this story is—

        There's a lot of crazy things about this story, actually.

        EXT. BASKETBALL COURT. DAY.

        Alright— shirts and skins —Shirt—Skin Shirt,Skin—

        Uhh! Nah. I wanna be “shirts”

        Why dude?! Your girl's mad hot!

        So?!

        So I know you got it goin on! Look at you!

        I'm mad rich!

        Yeah—but girls always cheat on flabby rich dudes! With hotter dudes.

        My girlfriend might be cheating on me!

        Yeah—She's not, though.

        How do you know?

        Cause I tried!

        Yeah. Take your shirt off.

        No—uh! How do you know she's just not into you!

        Because! He tried—

        HE tried!

        You sell out.

        And Andre tried—

        [ANDRE is tall (about 6'9 dark, and handsome]

        —you too, bro?

        [ANDRE shrugs nonchalantly]

        That's an NBA player—

        What the FUCK, YO.

        —and she said NO.

        ANDRE

        Yup. Shot me down.

        Oh really—from all the way up there?!

        Face it, man! You're fuckin hot!

        I don't like the way that sounds coming from you—

        Take your shirt off!

        Were you this aggressive with my girl?!

        Don't be like that…

        Nah— fuck you!

        Yo! C'mon, man—

        And you three!

        You're holding up the game getting mad over nothing. It's Hollywood!

        It's Beverly Hills!

        —Exactly my point!

        You're new here—you'll catch on.

        You know what!

        I'm shirts—you're skins—Game on.

        [SUNNI BLU goes beast mode and plays the dirtiest, most whoopass game in history—out of spite and anger of the toxic masculinity; this of course earns SUNNI BLU even more respect as a “man's man”]

        Later: as the owner of the clippers, sunni BLU trades “Andre” to the worst basketball team in history.






        SUPACREE buys DIPLO a glass house to replace the one he burned down in a crime of passion.]

        There, now, you'll stop throwing stones—

        Huh!

        AND. Everyone can see when you ugly cry.

        *humphs*

        Now, stop it!

        Is it supacree?

        Uh?

        Could be Sunni Blu.

        Sunni Blu is a dude—

        Sunni Blu is pretending to be a dude.

        Oh yeah, huh.

        Dang.

        Huh.

        Well, then.

        We've gotta consult The Big Book of Dillon Francis.

        Don't say that like it's some kind of guide book.

        It is a guidebook.

        To what??

        To Dillon Francis!

        That's preposterous.

        Didn't you choose Sonny?

        Didn't I waste my time writing the great big book of Dillon Francis!?

        Touché.

        Might as well do something with it.

        I got it.

        THIS IS ENVIRONMENTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.

        BURN IT ALL.

        You're gonna hurt someone's feelings.

        Yeah, my own.

        STOP TOUCHING THAT.

        Wait, where is—

        Fuck.

        What?

        Now I'm “that girl who fell in love with Skrillex”

        Lol, which one.

        Hum. The one who wrote a novel about it.

        Pick your poison.

        Rum.

        Not a rum and coke?

        No, just straight up—you know what? How much is the bottle?

        Uhhh. Just.

        [SUPACREE pours the remains of the bottle into a red solo cup.]

        Ugh. Come on.

        What! At least you're not “The Black Yoko Ono”

        How did you even find out about that one.

        Infinite what the fucks.

        Now the world's getting mad again,

        I wrote something damaging;

        Doors just start slamming at random,

        And coughing—

        Sounds of motorists passing,

        Just scrambling my brain,

        I'm insane, but at least I have plainly created

        What may be historical, one day—

        I've made a whole masterpiece, a symphony that easily outlives me, infinity—

        My body's just a body

        Rush a cop just got get off this awful planet;

        I don't want what comes with poverty and fat,

        I don't compete with Instagram models,

        And everyone does that—

        I'm not a catfish, facts are facts

        I use my camera just to document the interesting phenomena I happen to walk past;

        Saw Dillon Francis on a wall, and had to grant the wish he asked—

        But don't know what it is exactly,

        I'm just happening, actually—

        I probably need nap but now Insomniac's been tracking me;

        I happily allow it; I program myself with beats,

        So when I finally sleep, I dream in music sequences, or something—

        I don't know

        I might delete it upon listening to rampant white supremacy or privelege on repeat,

        But that's just me,

        Forgetting I'm the one in trouble,

        On the run, without a family

        So perception is reality, and mine is badly damaged—

        Damn Pasquale again, I had to re-decipher all the messages transmitted from imaginary friends,

        Collecting images in infrared

        *gasp*

        Okay, just—breathe…

        I can't! I have to wear a mask!

        It's mandatory—so is being black,

        I have to! But I'm not a rapper!

        Maybe I should talk to Chance,

        Or Marshall Mathers:

        They might have to answer

        To the questions that I can't afford to ask

        This automatic writing might just be the most

        Goddamned advanced evidence of intelligent inhabitants in other dimensions, or other planets

        Or all of the above,

        Or maybe just of Dillon Francis using magic,

        Which he got from—

        Oh, no, here it comes

        SK—

        Fuck this. Fuck this mother—FAWN.



        Are we out of F*cks, then?

        I floppin' guess!

        I thought you loved him.

        It is what it is.

        What is it?

        INFI—

        THE END.

        INFINITI!

        ...yes, mom?

        GET IN HERE,

        Huh?

        Don't say “huh”.

        Okay, what?

        Don't say “what”

        …

        …

        …

        ...welll, what do you want?

        What is this?

        *shrugs*

        INFINITY

        [ooh, with a ‘Y'

        that's how you know mom's angry this time]

        *COUGHS*

        Betcha his photographer's in love with him.

        Which one has the VooDoo Doll?

        There's a Skrillex VooDoo Doll?

        It's technically ‘Sonny'

        Aww.

        You'd be surprised at the shit these girls will—

        INFINITY.

        WHAT.

        What is THIS?!

        It's just—Skrillex.

        AFH.

        Now you're FUCKED.

        I thought we were out of FUCKS.

        That was FAUX.

        Awww: I see what you did there.

        Am I done now?

        What does Dillon Francis want?!

        —don't answer that.

        [whispering in ear.]

        That's not possible

        So. I shifted a consciousness into this rock.

        Why would—why?

        For good luck.

        Oh, this is a problem,

        But it turns out.

        HUH.

        Damn. I'm on one,

        I have blue balls,

        This is not fun. This is not fun. This is not fun.

        Okay; now you're done.




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      10. ”Hollywood Is Calling—Again.”

        Excerpt From:

        “DJ AND CC TAKE HOLLYWOOD”

        Wait, CC—you're a sex addict?!

        I'm an everything addict! You know this!

        I didn't know!

        —Except pills; I hate pills.

        What? I've seen you take pills before.

        Case in point!

        Why didn't you just tell me?

        It doesn't exactly come up organically in conversation, Dillon.

        What?! We talk about sex all the time.

        Like, in general—but not fórreal! What the fuck!

        What the fuck?! Whats the difference?!

        If you have to ask, I feel like you're really not gonna like the answer, dog.

        —

        “WorstConversationEver”

        (Bong rips)

        Remember your dad's friend Tom?

        Oh my God. You fucked Tom?!

        NO!

        okay, cause—

        I sucked his dick while I pretended to mow the lawn!

        What the hell?!

        —and he still paid me.

        Whatthefuck.

        Yeah, fucked up. (Heavy bong rip)

        So who mowed the lawn?!

        He mowed his own lawn!

        This is the worst conversation ever.





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      11. [The Second Time Around]

        V.O.

        Things I know about myself…



        I have a dominant personality, but am sexually submissive—

        I am monogamous.



        I know what I like —

        *Drill beat*

        Die in your sleep

        (Hope you die in your sleep)

        Die in your sleep

        (Betta die in your sleep)

        I look like a vacation.

        But k'm still on the clock (psyche)

        Countin my rocks

        And holdin my (unh) crotch

        You better watch your back

        —hold on your coughs

        Don't run in no crocs! (No!)

        I'm offset

        Now I'm upset l



        —I love you.

        Shut up, foo— I don't even love myself.

        …you told her?!

        I—yeah…

        What did she say?!

        She said “shut up, fool

        Been. Long time since I missed my exit




        HEY!

        [looks over slowly]

        I LIKE YOUR BALLS.

        [beat]

        [thumbs up]




        How do I not have “throwing elbows?!”

        BECAUSE YOURE NOT DOING YOUR JOB!

        Shut up, Jeff

        COME TO THE DARK SIDE

        WE HAVE COOKIES

        Half of Hollywood shows up at Joel's super nerdy Star Wars party




        The truth comes in glimpses;

        A shattered reality

        Scattered the ashes at malice, insanity—

        Actress, an actress;

        She laughs when she has to, l l l

        And last to leave, actually,

        After each practice

        Practice conspicuous,

        Conspiracy conspiracy

        Perspiration lyrics,

        affixed to the rhythms

        She sleeps at the regency, l

        Freedom for secrecy

        Believe, please believe me, my love l

        It was easy

        The truth comes in glimpses;

        A shattered reality

        Scattered the ashes at malice, insanity—

        Actress, an actress;

        She laughs when she has to, l l l

        And last to leave, actually,

        After each practice

        Practice conspicuous,

        Conspiracy conspiracy

        Perspiration lyrics,

        affixed to the rhythms

        She sleeps at the regency, l

        Freedom for secrecy

        Believe, please believe me, my love l

        It was easy

        Sunni BLU

        Tweety bird

        Mickey Mouse

        Betty boop

        I woke up like this

        But a little different

        I woke up a star

        Then became a planet

        I'm a hummingbird, but I don't like flying

        I might look alright,

        But I feel like dying

        I hate waking up at 5 am

        Just to be the first one at the gym

        I don't wanna do that shit again—

        Well,

        I might as well just stay up!

        I hate waking up at 5 am

        Just to take my goddamn medicine, but

        If I don't I'll feel like shit—

        Well,

        I might as well just stay up!

        I might as well just stay up!







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      12. (recovery.)

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      About The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

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      An accidentally androgynous artist rises to extreme fame and fortune after being mistaken for a male--after a multimillion dollar record deal, multiple film and TV contracts, and a worldwide tour is arranged, s/he is forced to remain in her male identity--and though technically a non-bianary female, must navigate carefully through the public eye through the test of worldwide fame and superstardom, hiding their secret life with the help of their Manager Morgan- along the way intertwining within the infinite multiverse with the strange, zany, and sometimes even wild characters of the celebrity world--and other fantastical worlds unknown.