We read the world’s lamest list of religious rules one girl decided were appropriate for her friend’s Las Vegas bachelorette party. A listener story about a puddle of snakes inside a wedding tent, a story about a Bride who asked 16 girls to be bridesmaids and trouble ensues. A Bridezilla discriminates against a longtime friend of hers who has extra large breasts.

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This week we chat double enders (lol), a listener’s wedding that is such a hot mess it’s astonishing, 3 fired Maids of Dis-honour and date disasters including a naked first date!

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This week we hear about a bride complaining about a penny-pinching rich dad, a drunk driving dumbass, bachelor party shenanigans from Nathan of Generation Tux and the biggest OMFG since the infamous Sharty Bride story!

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Fellow wedding vendors Steven & Jennifer Van Elk join us to share hilarious true wedding stories including the big boob brigade, a woman who is “just winter engaged” (whatever that means?!), breaking glass in urinals, a former nun’s wedding awkwardness, the art of spite gifting & much more! Be sure to subscribe to the Wedded Podcast and Wedding Photo Hangover Podcast for more with Steven & Jennifer Van Elk.

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A photographer who gets smashed and cheats with the best man at the reception, a needy mother-in-law, a baby arrives unexpectedly and someone needs to make up a Maid of Honour speech on the spot! Mom lights a card on fire, stag night cheating, a car accident and so much more.

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A story about the “I never had anal sex!” girl, scaring the hell out of your wedding date, a hilarious shoutout from a listener’s boyfriend, an astonishingly vengeful step-monster, getting felt-up during a wedding reception speech, the infamous Beanie Baby divorce & why you should NEVER try and scam your wedding vendors!

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Congrats goes out to multiple engaged celebs this week! We hear about a pastor who wishes the couple luck because they’re gonna need it! A drunken brother passed out in the mud, and we hear absolutely hilarious wedding nightmares from our listeners! Lisa & Rebecca chat about their own wedding photographer nightmares (all wedding vendors have bad dreams too!) We finish out the episode with a cringeworthy first date with a guy who liked to fake fancy business phone calls.

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A-Rod & J-Lo are engaged! We chat about a wedding featuring a crowning ceremony & crotch-grabbing iPhone selfies, a Hora dance head wound, and we finish our newest saga about a Scottish Wedding Catastrophe. We finish with more dating dumpster fires! 

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An un-wanted bachelorette crasher (spoiler alert - it’s mom!) and an unbelievably toxic Bridezilla who married a guy and was just an all around lovely person (*sarcasm alert*). We begin a CRAZY new saga centred around a sh*t-show destination wedding in Scotland and explore some wild divorce stories!

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