The Septic Tank

The Septic Tank

By December HansenArts
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The Septic Tank episodes

  • Story Time - The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin by Beatrix Potter [KID FRIENDLY]

    THE SEPTIC TANK is so proud to present STORY TIME. COVID-19 is sweeping our world and nation. It is a time of uncertainty and stress. Many of our listeners have children who are no longer able to attend school. TST wanted to offer up something special and soothing during the days of social distancing and quarantine. Being read aloud to was a privileged I was afforded growing up. There is comfort and security in hearing someone read you something sweet and happy. I am going through and finding my favorite books from my childhood to share with you all. If there is a story you would like for me to find and read for an episode PLEASE let me know.


    8 min
  • Story Time - The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe [KID FRIENDLY]

    THE SEPTIC TANK is so proud to present STORY TIME. COVID-19 is sweeping our world and nation. It is a time of uncertainty and stress. Many of our listeners have children who are no longer able to attend school. TST wanted to offer up something special and soothing during the days of social distancing and quarantine. Being read aloud to was a privileged I was afforded growing up. There is comfort and security in hearing someone read you something sweet and happy. I am going through and finding my favorite books from my childhood to share with you all. If there is a story you would like for me to find and read for an episode PLEASE let me know.

    9 min
  • Story Time - Shibumi and the Kitemaker by Mercer Mayer [KID FRIENDLY]

    THE SEPTIC TANK is so proud to present STORY TIME. COVID-19 is sweeping our world and nation. It is a time of uncertainty and stress. Many of our listeners have children who are no longer able to attend school. TST wanted to offer up something special and soothing during the days of social distancing and quarantine. Being read aloud to was a privileged I was afforded growing up. There is comfort and security in hearing someone read you something sweet and happy. I am going through and finding my favorite books from my childhood to share with you all. If there is a story you would like for me to find and read for an episode PLEASE let me know.

    16 min
  • Story Time - The Tale of Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter [KID FRIENDLY]

    THE SEPTIC TANK is so proud to present STORY TIME. COVID-19 is sweeping our world and nation. It is a time of uncertainty and stress. Many of our listeners have children who are no longer able to attend school. TST wanted to offer up something special and soothing during the days of social distancing and quarantine. Being read aloud to was a privileged I was afforded growing up. There is comfort and security in hearing someone read you something sweet and happy. I am going through and finding my favorite books from my childhood to share with you all. If there is a story you would like for me to find and read for an episode PLEASE let me know. 

    9 min
  • Story Time - The Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch [KID FRIENDLY]

    THE SEPTIC TANK is so proud to present STORY TIME. COVID-19 is sweeping our world and nation. It is a time of uncertainty and stress. Many of our listeners have children who are no longer able to attend school. TST wanted to offer up something special and soothing during the days of social distancing and quarantine. Being read aloud to was a privileged I was afforded growing up. There is comfort and security in hearing someone read you something sweet and happy. I am going through and finding my favorite books from my childhood to share with you all. If there is a story you would like for me to find and read for an episode PLEASE let me know. 

    8 min
  • Story Time - Nobody Rides the Unicorn by Adrian Mitchell [KID FRIENDLY]

    THE SEPTIC TANK is so proud to present STORY TIME.  Nobody Rides the Unicorn by Adrian Mitchell. COVID-19 is sweeping our world and nation. It is a time of uncertainty and stress. Many of our listeners have children who are no longer able to attend school. TST wanted to offer up something special and soothing during the days of social distancing and quarantine. Being read aloud to was a privileged I was afforded growing up. There is comfort and security in hearing someone read you something sweet and happy. I am going through and finding my favorite books from my childhood to share with you all. If there is a story you would like for me to find and read for an episode PLEASE let me know. 

    9 min
  • Deep Talks with Derek- Corona, Leadership, Words recorded March 13th 2020

    Deep Talks with Derek- Corona, Leadership, Words recorded March 13th 2020. We had planned on also discussing the Facade of Money but did not get into it this time around.For those of our listeners who love a long format podcast, Deep Talks with Derek is created with you in mind! Each part is discussed carefully with personal experiences and anecdotes thrown in. We'd love to hear feedback on this episode and if you have suggestions for future recordings of Deep Talks with Derek please reach out to us through social media or email. [email protected] or [email protected]

    2 hr 3 min
  • New Song/Old Song [Stupid Love + Handlebars]

    In this episode I discuss the songs Stupid Love, the new single from Lady Gaga and Handlebars by the Flobots. I cover the lyrics, visual artistry and even get off on a tangent about some of the bigger ideas these songs present. 

    Stupid Love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L6xyaeiV58

    Handlebars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA

    31 min
  • Deep Talks with Derek- Being True to Yourself, Social Media, Empathy & Death [SECOND HALF]

    In the first Deep Talks with Derek installment, we take the time to hash out four topics that we feel strongly about. This episode in totality clocks in at 3.5 hours long, so we broke it into two halves for easy listening. For those of our listeners who love a long format podcast, Deep Talks with Derek is created with you in mind! Each part is discussed carefully with personal experiences and anecdotes thrown in. There is strong language, slight dips into politics, and in the death segment some difficult ideas about religion is discussed. We'd love to hear feedback on this episode and if you have suggestions for future recordings of Deep Talks with Derek please reach out to us through social media or email. [email protected] or [email protected]


    1 hr 32 min
  • Deep Talks with Derek- Being True to Yourself, Social Media, Empathy & Death [FIRST HALF]

    In the first Deep Talks with Derek installment, we take the time to hash out four topics that we feel strongly about. This episode in totality clocks in at 3.5 hours long, so we broke it into two halves for easy listening. For those of our listeners who love a long format podcast, Deep Talks with Derek is created with you in mind! Each part is discussed carefully with personal experiences and anecdotes thrown in. There is strong language, slight dips into politics, and in the death segment some difficult ideas about religion is discussed. We'd love to hear feedback on this episode and if you have suggestions for future recordings of Deep Talks with Derek please reach out to us through social media or email. [email protected] or [email protected]


    2 hr 5 min

About The Septic Tank

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The Septic Tank is a structured podcast hosted by December Hansen. Each episode is a uniquely curated conversation about various topics mainly revolving around art, the creative process, pop culture…