In this, the final(?) chapter of the Shrek franchise, Shrek is faced with an alternate reality created by the nefarious Rumplestiltskin in which he was never born. By reading that description alone, you already know it’s a better movie than Shrek the Third!

Join us as we chat about Shrek the Third: a movie that tried its best to recreate the magic of the first two but failed miserably, managing only to create an insipid, lifeless offering that is best confined to the cutting room floor.

It’s always a daunting task to make a sequel to a successful film, especially one as universally-loved as Shrek. We discuss (in a much more sober fashion) just how Shrek 2 fares when compared to its predecessor. Spoiler alert: it fares VERY well.

We’re getting into the world of kids’ films this week, as we VERY drunkenly discuss the 2001 smash-hit Shrek and what made it so great.

We’re back with Shanghai Knights! Chong Wang and Roy O’Bannon are off to England to bring Lord Rathbone, renowned Game of Thrones villain and the man who murdered Chong’s father, to justice.

We delve into the buddy cop/western/martial arts genres with the flawless Shanghai Noon - a period piece starring Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, and Lucy Liu. It’s such a good film that all we can really do is recap our favourite scenes... Enjoy!

It’s our first reboot! Universal Studios tried to create a monster movie universe in the vein of the of the MCU, but it fell flat from the start thanks to this lacklustre outing. To be honest, the less said about this movie, the better.

Rick is back with a new-look Evy and an American(?) son in the third instalment in The Mummy franchise. We discuss the surprisingly passable CGI, the abhorrently inconsistent writing, and the movie’s total lack of awareness of clichés.

Rick and Evy return this week in the second instalment of the Mummy franchise! There’s more action, more mummies, and a whole lot more men getting sucked dry.

We’re off to Egypt this week as we take a deep-dive into the 1999 cult classic The Mummy. Featuring flesh eating beetles, 3,000 year-old priests, and a smouldering Brendan Fraser, The Mummy ticks all the boxes of a late 90s action/comedy flick.