The Sex Positive Lifestyle Podcast with Sally & Mitch

Yo, you guys are SHOT OUT!

of a needle with vaccines in it. This is a sordid tale of not sexy days due to vaccination reactions LOL. BUT, we also delve into some fun camming thangs and discuss Deadpool & Wolverine a bit. Before that though we give a preview of our next webinar at SDC, Profoto flashes and iPhones! Mitch demos new tech, let’s hope he can handle it as well as he handles me! hehe. Moving on, twisty nipples! Ouch! Beaver Mower, gets LOUD! No, like LOUDDDDDD! We discuss finding a unicorn and Sally using a strap-on while being a um, low thruster. ? Mitch’s booty tastes like, the ocean! No really! “You guys should be doing porn.”, hmmm. Mitch gets some new sexy toys from Lovense. Reviews inside. Hot tub whoring leads to accidental outside exhibitionism with contractors behind us. Oh. yes. Oh and a shoprite trip gets lifestyled.

Come listen you freakanoids!

Flip yo pineapple!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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Mitch Gets His Groove Back,

Sally here, your spanky doodle dandy, spanktriot! LOL! I was a a little off this week so I had Mitch do some time on his own this week using hot little black pleather harness in our sexatorum, hehe! Anyways, we have a few things to discuss this week, one the pumpkin(s)… have been found! Look for details on how you can get some swag later this month! We get camming with a hot couple! Loving it! We get some kniky step um private sessions, oh jeesh! Oh, Mitch goe some new sex toys, for himself! Holy lovense craziness! We discuss! We get interviewed by Stricly Anonymous Podcast and surprise her with our naughtiness for a sorta vanilla couple.Supple Pumpkins. Cock ring mania!! It must be a new fad! Sally makes the funniest statement Mitch ever heard! Funny chihuahuas don’t turn Mitch on. Oh and don’t talk over each other when podcasting! What? Just take a listen, lol!

Now go get your freak awn!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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Birthday girl!

We take Sally on a little excursion for her big double nickle! But first, an epic 1.5 hour cam session with a young stud with yogurt! We go in for a couples massage and my hair drives Mitchy wild! A new sex shop opens in New Hope, PA! We hit up the latest Beetlejuice movie at the local D-Town theatre. Peace Valley bike rides and 8 degree inclines, zoinks! Also, The Mercer Museum and Mitch raises his fist in solidarity! Oh and news about our pumpkin quest 2024 that is coming up!

May you blow your candles well on your birthday as well as other things, hehe!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitchs

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We’re clanking pumpkins bb

!It’s that time of year! The freaktide is upon us, lol! The weather gets cooler but the outfits get hotter and the parties get crazier, hehe! Let’s discuss bikini sites and creampies. No not that kind. We begin the 2024 Pumpkin Quest as we embark upon Sally’s birthday’s festivities! We lean into how turned on Sally gets when boning in the sauna. The lady gets TURNED ON when she is super wet and slippery! What are Jagundo’s limits when it comes to public sex, apparently Sally is more uninhibited. Sally learns about gooning the next level of edging and says, oh I gotta try this! rowwwwrrr! Is it time for the next level Liberator Sex Couch? Perhaps

.All this and other nonsense as we head into the Fall and hornidays.

Now go get your creampie people!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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Glory, glory, sweatallulah,

We are in the sauna and we are podcasting while getting our sweat on! Come see Mitch cover his near nude bikini with a pinapple graphic, me in my sheer Wicked Weasel and us, while we discuss,our busy fall schedule! Birthdays, Weddings, Interviews, being interviewed! WOW! Stay tuned for our Vicrotira Peaks interview this November. We;ll also be on Strictly Anyonymous Podcast after our interview at the end of the month!Mitch gets LOTS of requests for sounding. We discuss. Then Mitch gets a sexy video idea that involves my evening masturbation habits! Sally passes out after about 2 hours in the hot tub. Kablow! The 2024 Pumpkin Hunt is ON! Sally gets excited over 65” of pure video. Finally Sally debuts on SDC, um, WITH HER CLOTHES ON! She’s a hit! So come hang with us in the SJ Erotica Sexy Sweat Lodge!

Let’s get wet together bb!

Twinkle, twinkle,

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Every girl needs a plush penis,

And yes, I bought one dammit! Well, I made Mitch buy it but be that as it may, we now have a large plush penis we have nicknamed Girth Johnson. There we did it and there’s no take backs, LOL. This week some updates on Sally prepping for this weekend’s webinar where she does some meditative foreplay on Mitch. Details on our run off to Fantasy Gifts in Lumberton, NJ where Mitch finds another Whovian! Small world! Discussions of big wang evenings. Sally um, pops the cock. Sally's new WIcked Weasel gets a workout, while we both learn how to do strobe flash with an iPhone. Yep, it can be done! Pumpkin hunt 2024 coming soon! A discussion on broken hearts and animal rescue as well as revelations on what Sally does to try and relax to sleep while Mitch is sleeping. Oh did we mention penis and boob sippy cups? Ok, then you have to listen or watch.

Slurp that sippy bb,

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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On the road again, 

We head off to Cape May for a couple days since the resort weekend got cancelled by mother nature!  So we’re back on our roof discussing wicked weasels, photoshoots, slo-mo video, and LONG ASS bike rides! We also visit Cape May Zoo, Mitch plays on trail whooptie doos and take a long walk for some salty wings. Sally ponders old pussy while Mitch goes, WHAT?
Then discusses wide open. Apparently we are also avid swimmers, only if the pool is warm though. Mitch has a meltdown trying to cam. All this and other stuff we do to stay in sexy shape in our 50’s.

Keep on truckin’ and fuckin’

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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No sexy resort for you!

Dammit! This episode we delve into getting our ASN awards weekend wiped out for us by a storm! The awards went on but we made the decision that we REALLY wanted to do the resort takeover and since it was cancelled, we changed plans. Come listen to our bummed outedness, LOL! So instead we are doing sexy bikini shoots, long bike rides and heated indoor pools, yay! Sally discusses skinny guys with HUGE wangdoodles, oh and massive loads! We’re gonna be on Strictly Anonymous podcast!, I guess we are not technically anonymous, but well ya know. Night market news! We’re off to Cape May and sexy, naughty times!

Get it awn like donkey dong!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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The summer of tanning,

Shout out to Miami Swings! Thank you for the compliments on SDC! We discuss women who can kick ass and take the lead. AKA moving air conditioners. Then we somehow segue into hairy backs and chests. Prayer warriors and night markets. Will Mitch get the OS Bad Boy Club tatt? More updates on the ASN Awards. The tale on how we made up our names. A nasty night showing off and having fun on SDC. We try to make sense of the negative attitudes we found one evening in the sauna. We accidentally cam as just Sally alone. Whoopsie! And a Wyld Penus banner. 

Lick our sweat!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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ewwww, dadday lol!,

Sally makes a wang observation. Bedroom cake? Mitch are you ok? Sally dials in Mitch’s diet and gets the weight off. Miss Sexy gets back into jogging! Reinjuring the jagundo, ha! Mitch gets a tooth issue, oddly enough. Aliens and single guys. Just listen. Sally is now on bikini fanatics! Sally’s covid booster is denied! Mitch rants about our HVAC issue. All this and our usual non-sequitors and non, um, sense, lol!

Get it up and get it going!
Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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