The Sex Positive Lifestyle Podcast with Sally & Mitch

This is a sweaty and gross production,

You did listen first right? If not let’s do a quick rundown of what to expect this week! Mitch’s ceiling hook finally comes in handy with a sex swing, which I deny and he goes and gets another one. Our fist time in a sex swing for a custom video! Mitch learns he LOVES seeing me swing. Lube problems. Sexual body language. Loud,obnoxious automobiles pause our podcast. GoPro problems! Facials. Covering Mitch’s wang with pineapple clings and stand ups! Yea, we’ve been doing custom videos way too CHEAP! We need more pineapple people in our neighborhood! More webinar news. Sally squats, in heels and cums SO HARD. Mitch is amazed at my abilities. News about Sally on SDC doing bowls and singing forks. Mitch leans out for the ASN Awards showcase! And, Pineapple Penis aka, chafed wang from trying to nut standing up for over an hour.

Let’s f and go.
Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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The boobflex chronicles,

LOL, yes, we’re back freaklers!  Up this sexisode, boob flexing, microminimus fun, hardcore tanning! Sally does the podcast in her wicked weasel. Sausage party? Zoinks. Mitch breaks a window and gets a learning curve lesson. We do our latest SDC webinar! Get lit!  We have a minor iphone calamity and lose half a show! The Wyld Penus banner arrives! More sexy sauna stories! Mitch can’t handle how late we stay up boning, ha!  We make a video streaming recording faux paux and lose TONS of great footage, arrgghhh! Pet drama! Turtles, snakes, antibiotics and sunbathing beans! 

Get wet n nasty funksters!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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Mitch Jagundo, hot tub repairman,
So we’re back and in the interest of not melting chocolate we delve right into hohos, well chocolate hohos and yodels. Mitch has one more taste test. Just bare with us, LOL! Ok, back to the TUB BB! Mitch fixed our hot tub Thursday and we RAVED that m-fer back on all weekend. Streaming live to SDC on our Hot Tub Whores group. If you missed out, you missed OUT! Come listen and keep your eyes out for us! LOL! We also go over some snake drama, no actual snake, drama! Oh and we come up with a name for our drift trike team, Team FAD. Fuck A Duck. ha!

Ok, we’ve gone off the deep end, we out.

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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Oh Sally you sauna sucker!

LOL, we have discovered something that we DEFINITELY REALLY enjoy, sex in the sauna bb! Oh sweat yes! LOL! Tune in, listen and find out how getting outrageously sweaty, drippy and nasty in a sauna on cam is TOTAL TURN ON! Come listen to how we learned that sauna sex is something you should try if you are healthy enough! Other things, um, FORTY FIVE MINUTE BLOCK SESSION! Squirells and neighbors. Look, just listen. Mitch helps me stick a turtle. Apparently he knows how to properly massage a turtle. Ladies, learm about his technique of tickling. We get tickets to Manheim Steamroller, for the holidays! Sally keeps them coming (sp) back for more, hehe. All this and a few other tidbits of our odd camming life!

Let’s get sweaty m-fers!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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Sexy Banners On Our Hot Tub!

We gotta plug some holes so the neighbors don’t see us. Mitch becomes a ghost. Smoke alarm happiness. How hard do you guys bang? We answer the question. Making sure we can get the trikes to the swinger olympics. The changing table. We try chaturbate while cammodeling and SDCing and get lost, lol!

No we can’t pick Sally up in the hot tub. Zoinks. Hit ‘em with the horndog! Updates from Peaches, Ziggy and other critters. We get pineappled at a party. Oh and Sally gets her bells on.

Let’s get as wet as we f-ing can!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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We have deemed this, the summer of wet.

Wet humping in the hot tub! Yea bb!! We’re back with more tales of wet raunchiness in our backyard sexidise (sex paradise? LOL) We get laughed at, by um something, what?! Kilroy voyeurs? Roleplay dunk tub action! Mitch GET IN THERE! Ants, EVERYWHERE! We lose power and Mitch stays home to reboot the house. Sally dances on a penis as our sex vid intros? Mitch wants to stretch his videography abilities. Skull shoes arrive! Mitch discovers macarons! Biking in Peace Valley bb! Lavender farms. Salt cave relaxation and amazing foot rubdowns. It’s now time to get hardcore for the ASN awards! Oh and Mitch rides his PK Ripper on a pump track.

We’re off to go play in the tub of tantalizing times.

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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The heat is on and it ain’t the fun kind!

We are back up on our roof in the spider-webs and talking about life, liberty and the pursuit of naughty times and sexy shenanigans! So we realized we were still a bit exposed in our backyard hot tub and we bought a LOT more umbrellas to cover up our freaky action. We’ve gone from SDC’s hot tub whores to cammodels moist hot tub sex king and queen! LOL, they LOVE Sally’s moist bod in that tub.

Things get crazy! Some people relax in the hot tub, we get tips, zoinks. A new level of freakdom.We see an actual UAP while talking about Skinwalker Ranch and um, UAP’s!  Sally’s snakes are doing well! Sally gets new shoes ordered! We hunt for cool metal signs! Dinner on the river! Our 3 year anniversary podcast will be out the weekend we are at the ASN awards! So much fun stuff happening!

Ok, we’re off for the weekend to fuck and get our feet massaged! hehe!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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Welcome back our orgasmic army of lusty lovers!

We’re back and we are HIGH! Um, high on our roof, about 30’ in the air on our new upper deck! Check the photo, spider web railings, so cool! Our exhibitionist streak has leveled up and oh man, wow. It’s getting crazy, Listen in. Our tanning summer continues. We are basically waking and baking, our bods, LOL! You have seen the little vids on our twitter feed right? Mitch continues his Fattoos fetish. Hedo is to a hotel takeover as Disney is to Six Flags? Sally has snake drama in all kinds of ways! Mitch does an extreme lowering of our onlyfans and gets us the ability to livestream. Oh and he also tries out BlueChew. Oh it works.

Come hang with those hot tub whoreohs, us!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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Well wrap my ding dong!

It is TANNING WEATHER! We got new chairs and are broiling! We love it and love it even more now. Come see our tan bods, LOL!

We have been doing more drift trike practice, Mitch is trying to do 360’s and he got a couple gopro handlebar mounts to get action shots. For once, Sally has, no pet drama! Yay! We get into a taste test of ring dings vs ding dongs, lol! Lorenzo put out a post about the old foil wrapped cakes and it got us thinking, which was better, so, we dove in! Lotsa cream in this one, ha! Mitch has redone his creative room! A total makeover for making, um, porn, LOL! Mitch is still experimenting with tattoos, and I am LOVING it! We got our roof railings so we can sunbath there, podcast and just have fun, hehe. Skyclad moonbaths, here we cum! Oh and we got our SDC gear.

Come hang with these odd exhibitionists!
Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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Shout, shout, shout, shout at the weiner!

Come on now children of the wang, be strong and well, ya get it, lol.

What no Crue fans out there?

WOW, we are showing our age, ha! Ok besides bad 80’s metal jokes we get down on some fun stuff this week! Mitch figures out what Pleaser Shoes actually are! The Tanlympics begin!

We attempt to knock down our gutters. We take our first long bike ride and promptly wear ourselves the F out! Long rides on the BMX machines, in our 50’s! Long waits at the pub. HORRORS! The hot tub is BROKEN! So Hot Tub Whores is out of commission for a bit. Hello, sauna! Orgasms so intense the veins in your boobs expand. Sally, you naughty gal! Sasquatch Sunset. What? Oh, our bondage guy! We discuss foil wrapped ding dongs. They are TASTY! Oh and Sally takes her snake to the vet.

Whew, it ain’t easy being weird people! hehe!

Twinkle, twinkle,

Sally & Mitch

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