The Shade Of It All: A Rucast Podrace for RuPaul's Drag Race

READERS, this week Jelizabeth, Jamanda and Jerrica welcome Sue Funke (aka Jabigail) back to the Shade Table for All-Stars 2, Episode 3! We talk citrus-flavored fish poop, suspicious padding, bald caps, all the tea from Phi Phi & Tati's recent Roscoe's viewing, and Reader shoutouts.

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Kyle, Sharron and Katie gather at the Shade Table to talk emojis, scary clowns, sensitive "millennimals," and latex sweats as we get into All-Stars 2, Episode 2: The Snatch Game!

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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FACE! We made it readers! All Stars 2 is real, and it's spectacular! This episode we are back on the West Coast with Dad, Kelly and guests Masi Thomason and Todd Masterson. Don't let our even tones deceive you, this was an exciting night for RPDR and hopes are high for a great season full of twists, puppets and MORE KATYA! (music: www.bensound.com)

Due to an excited lack of communication, the East Coast Shade Table and the West Coast Shade Table recorded All Star ramp-up episodes SIMULTANEOUSLY WITHOUT THE OTHER KNOWING IT! But you win in the long run Readers as we present the West Coast episode only days after the East Coast one dropped. Now you can get twice as excited about All Stars Twice. Will there be overlap? Will there be wildly contrasting viewpoints? Will Alex, Caitlin, Kelly and special guest TODD MASTERSON wear caftans in spin class and reveal the ALASKA 5000 SCANDAL 2016? Listen to find out!

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READERS, Sharron, Katie and Kyle gather at the Shade Table for a summer 'cast before Sharron and Katie go away JUST LIKE KYLE'S FATHER! CAUTION: Potential spoilers abound as we (well, Kyle) Nancy Drew our way through the All-Stars 2 trailer and discuss dick pics vs. ass shots, the Olympic Opening Ceremonies, and Aubrey O'Day. (music: www.bensound.com)

READERS, Katie and Sharron are joined for the All-Stars preview at the Shade Table by new regular host Kyle-Steven Porter! We discuss and disagree on funfetti, Phi Phi O'Hara, the All-Stars armada of Season 5 queens, that time Ru was on Project Runway when she and Mathu were in a tiff, the poetry of Jewel, Britney, SYTYCD and Louis Comfort Tiffany Paul. (music: www.bensound.com)

READERS! We're joined this week by Max Bernstein to chat about the #DragRace finale, Drake, threatening dicks, Josie and the Pussycats, Lucian, upskirt shots, the new AbFab movie, propergangers, a capella singers, and more. Fair warning: We don't get to discussing the finale until almost 18 minutes in #sorryboutit

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Readers, this week Katie and Sharron are joined by Kyle-Steven Porter, talking Untucked and Bianca's new special, Rolodex of Hate! We touch on Azealia Banks's Trump endorsement, organic White Castle, Kyle's synesthesia, Chi-chi's congenitals, Avril vs. Rihanna, Iggy Azalea & Rachel Dolezal, and Newfoundland.

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READERS, this week we're talking small penises, Oreos, Sharron's family of time-travelers, the quest for the right foundation, pork cracklings, flippers vs. veneers, Chastity K. Bonet, Simon Doonan, and this week's reader mailbag.

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READERS, this week we're talking small penises, Oreos, Sharron's family of time-travelers, the quest for the right foundation, pork cracklings, flippers vs. veneers, Chastity K. Bonet, Simon Doonan, and this week's reader mailbag.

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