Today's episode features a tale about a thief who tries to catfish an entire kingdom and a kingdom with the worst security in history. Dive on into this week's story session!

Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions.

Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other stories we know and love today. These aren't the watered-down family-friendly fairy tales you know. These are the grisly originals in all their glory.

At the end of each episode I adapt the story into a guaranteed smash hit movie or TV show. Share your own adaptation ideas by tagging us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ShadowBearStory or Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/The_ShadowBear_Story_Sessions/

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Today's episode features a trio of tales about the fickle and mysterious lives of elves. One moment they're naked and breaking into your house to save your shoe business, the next they're kidnapping your baby and forcing you to do comedy for a literal monster. Dive on into this week's story session!

Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions.

Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other stories we know and love today. These aren't the watered-down family-friendly fairy tales you know. These are the grisly originals in all their glory.

At the end of each episode I adapt the story into a guaranteed smash hit movie or TV show. Share your own adaptation ideas by tagging us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ShadowBearStory or Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/The_ShadowBear_Story_Sessions/

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Today's episode features a paranoid fox and his bigoted wife in a pair of nonsensical folk tales with very questionable messages. Dive on into this week's story session!

Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions.

Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other stories we know and love today. These aren't the watered-down family-friendly fairy tales you know. These are the grisly originals in all their glory.

At the end of each episode I adapt the story into a guaranteed smash hit movie or TV show. Share your own adaptation ideas by tagging us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ShadowBearStory or Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/The_ShadowBear_Story_Sessions/

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Today's tale features a greedy psychopath who uses clothes and accessories to instigate wars and destroy the world. Dive on into this week's story session!

Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions.

Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other stories we know and love today. These aren't the watered-down family-friendly fairy tales you know. These are the grisly originals in all their glory.

At the end of each episode I adapt the story into a guaranteed smash hit movie or TV show. Share your own adaptation ideas by tagging us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ShadowBearStory or Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/The_ShadowBear_Story_Sessions/

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Explore, Donate, or just say hey over at https://www.shadowbearstorysessions.com/

Today's tale features a lying goat, a passive aggressive bee, a donkey that explodes gold from its orifices, and yet another terrible folk tale father. Dive on into this week's story session!

Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions.

Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other stories we know and love today. These aren't the watered-down family-friendly fairy tales you know. These are the grisly originals in all their glory.

At the end of each episode I adapt the story into a guaranteed smash hit movie or TV show. Share your own adaptation ideas by tagging us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ShadowBearStory or Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/The_ShadowBear_Story_Sessions/

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Today's tale features a family of sparrows that take many different paths to arrive at same conclusion: the life of a bird is a terrifying hellscape. Dive on into this week's story session!

Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions.

Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other stories we know and love today. These aren't the watered-down family-friendly fairy tales you know. These are the grisly originals in all their glory.

At the end of each episode I adapt the story into a guaranteed smash hit movie or TV show. Share your own adaptation ideas by tagging us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ShadowBearStory or Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/The_ShadowBear_Story_Sessions/

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Explore, Donate, or just say hey over at https://www.shadowbearstorysessions.com/

Today's tale features an old-timey relationship brimming with confusion, terrible communication, and psychological torture. Dive on into this week's story session!

Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions.

Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other stories we know and love today. These aren't the watered-down family-friendly fairy tales you know. These are the grisly originals in all their glory.

At the end of each episode I adapt the story into a guaranteed smash hit movie or TV show. Share your own adaptation ideas by tagging us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ShadowBearStory or Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/The_ShadowBear_Story_Sessions/

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Explore, Donate, or just say hey over at https://www.shadowbearstorysessions.com/

Today's tale features a cat who is a social-climbing conman and an eccentric, completely clueless king who is obsessed with partridges. Dive on into this week's story session!

Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions.

Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other stories we know and love today. These aren't the watered-down family-friendly fairy tales you know. These are the grisly originals in all their glory.

At the end of each episode I adapt the story into a guaranteed smash hit movie or TV show. Share your own adaptation ideas by tagging us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ShadowBearStory or Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/The_ShadowBear_Story_Sessions/

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Explore, Donate, or just say hey over at https://www.shadowbearstorysessions.com/

Today's tale features a terrifyingly stupid man and a woman who gives him WAY too many chances. A tale as old as time but with some psychotic morbid details. Dive on into this week's story session!

Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions.

Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other stories we know and love today. These aren't the watered-down family-friendly fairy tales you know. These are the grisly originals in all their glory.

At the end of each episode I adapt the story into a guaranteed smash hit movie or TV show. Share your own adaptation ideas by tagging us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ShadowBearStory or Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/The_ShadowBear_Story_Sessions/

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Explore, Donate, or just say hey over at https://www.shadowbearstorysessions.com/

Today's tale features a showdown with the devil (who has some surprising loopholes to prevent him from taking your soul), a very strong contender for the competitive title of "worst folk tale father", and a... well, a maiden who doesn't have any hands. Dive on into this week's story session!

Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions.

Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other stories we know and love today. These aren't the watered-down family-friendly fairy tales you know. These are the grisly originals in all their glory.

At the end of each episode I adapt the story into a guaranteed smash hit movie or TV show. Share your own adaptation ideas by tagging us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ShadowBearStory or Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/The_ShadowBear_Story_Sessions/

Rate, Review, and Subscribe!

Explore, Donate, or just say hey over at https://www.shadowbearstorysessions.com/