I read and voice act the entire movie of Forrest Gump in one take because a friend of mine told me I should. So, here it is. It's probably the worst way to experience this cinematic masterpiece, but I stand by it.

Listen as Shaman Clyde sits down in a totally real, non-AI-scripted interview with the actual Will Smith! (Note: This is not actually Will Smith. This is a parody. Will Smith is too big for this show anyway.)

Come get your horoscopes here! You need em, we got em. Now listen to it you doofus

We're back and better than ever! Current events with Wesley, relationship advice with Regina Feathering, Conor the Ruffian (musician) and Caitlyn Jenner (olympian) argue about stuff, and I, Clyde, bring you the latest, greatest, most accurate horoscopes on the planet!

We're introducing a bunch of wacky segments to our regularly scheduled divine guidance! Enjoy!

We're back at it again with some more heavenly guidance!

We're back at it! Make sure you never miss the guidance that will certainly make your life so much better!

Share with your friends! A new season is upon us soon!

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