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  • Episode #97: Diving into the River

    00:00 Introduction

    • Tee and Pip are in a metal mood thanks to Halloween
    • Their velvet purple skull Twitchy is here for the season.
    • Welcome to new listeners

    02:30 The James River Writers Convention

    • Ways to read signs ahead
    • The James River Writers Conference is an example of a well run convention. Others should take note of some of the things they do.
    • Pip can’t leave Twitchy alone.
    • JRW Conference has been going for many years.
    • JRW provide year round support to local writers.
    • Pip recalls with relish the first contact where Tee was her +1
    Pip be like…
    • Tee tried to stream… and failed…
    • Conventions have to fork out a lot of money for wi fi
    • Seriously Pip leave the skull alone!
    • Follow Tee on Twitch to find out when we go live.
    • JRW make an effort to have a diversity of writers, agents and publishers
    • Tee missed out on the Dating Game
    What, my name got called?
    • Tee did a pitch and met some agents
    • How many people attended?
    • Pip feels a little out gunned
    • Not just chairs—tables too!
    • Moderators are prepared and know who their panelists are
    • Shout out to Bill Blume
    • Panel on podcasting moderated by Sharvette Mitchell was a good time
    • Tee’s Shop Talk was about writing what you don’t know
    • Writing outside your experience? Reach out to those who are in the community
    • Pip feels uncomfortable writing from a first person POV outside her community
    • The importance of beta readers
    • Tee recounts a tale from his theatre days
    • The naming of a podcast… like the Shared Desk?
    • Tee really gets into what the theme music is. It’s important!!
    • Tee did a branding panel. Why does branding matter to authors?
    • World building… important but not everything
    World building is important… but so is writing!
    • Your world can change… and that’s OK
    • The James River Writers Convention is worth attending as a panelist, or if you want to improve your writing.

    28:50 Pip and Tee go into the Kitchen

    • Pip and Tee stayed at the Linden Row Inn supposedly haunted, but no ghosts came to visit
    • Pip has a crazy idea…
    • Richmond has speakeasies… with 100% less poisonous bath tub gin
    • Grandstaff and Stein Booksellers.
    Felt like this…
    • A bookseller, a secret password, and there you are!
    Flaming Youth
    • Tee and Pip enjoyed a flight!
    • Some interesting history behind speakeasies, helped along with some well dressed servers.
    • Not just drinks, the food was also excellent
    • The whole thing was streamed
    • Seriously, Richmond has it all!

    43:19 Wrap up

    • What shall we do for our 100th episode?
    • Tee is working with Steve Saylor for the month of October to raise money for Able Gamers. Go here to donate. See if two knuckleheads can beat Mountain Dew!
    • Tee shaved his beard for this… and Pip is still recovering…
    • If you have an event and want The Shared Desk to appear there, or if you just want to share an opinion about the show, here’s where to find us… 703.791.1701
      [email protected]
      [email protected]
      …and social media, of course.

    Find us on Twitter at either Tee’s or Pip’s account,
    leave us a voicemail or questions for the show at 703.791.1701,
    or leave us a comment here at the blog.
    We’ll talk about it!
    And remember, you can find the show on iTunes or Stitcher!
    Subscribe, listen, and review.

    Enjoy the ride
    and we’ll catch you later.

    49 min
  • Episode #96: Confessions and Dangers

    00:00 Introduction

    • Tee has some new dropins for us from Aggretsuko
    • previous 96 audio wasn’t good enough, so it is a lost episode now. Spooky!
    • Pip comes out from behind the mic
    • Shout out to Key City Steampunk. You’re still awesome.
    Our patronus

    02:53 A Writer Beware Moment

    • Ways to read signs ahead
    • Marie Bilodeau’s blogpost to read
    • Anyone we know through Katie is a good egg
    • Our sore point gets triggered… not getting paid
    • You need to be getting statements at least every six months
    • Do check out SFWA’s Writer Beware
    • Examine your contract before signing… a trick for new and eager writers
    • Tee was smarter than the average author, and checked out his first contract throughly
    • Pip did not
    • Tee recommends research and get a lawyer to check it out.
    • Make sure the lawyer is one versed in contract law and Intellectual Property
    • Be as serious about your contract as you are about your writing career
    • Pip confesses to grabby hands… and that rare time when Tee is smarter than she was
    New authors be like…
    • Make sure your contract specifies how you can get out of it.
    • Tee admits he did make other mistakes
    • Don’t make your author copy transactions too complicated
    • Keep yourself in charge of pricing when working conventions and events
    • Small press has the most varied of contract, but every contract needs to checked
    • Small presses also far less likely to pay advances and agents therefore usually won’t get involved on your behalf
    Maybe not follow this guy to legal advice…

    19:07 Trust Your Gut Too

    • Tee dives into some bad memories from the past… and Pip points out that was ancient times
    • A party makes an impression
    • An uncomfortable conversation where Pip gets a vibe
    • If you can’t get a straight answer out of someone, ask yourself if you want to be in business with them
    • Be alert for red flags
    • Check with author groups (some good ones on Facebook) on the reputation of the publisher
    • When a contract is broken, it still takes money to fight
    • Legal fights in different states and countries can be tricky
    • Tee did have to threaten legal action to get paid… but he did get there eventually. But he was in the same state as the company who hadn’t paid.
    • Tee got a great birthday present!
    • Professional organizations can help you get your money, often without needing to resort to courts
    • Also, without statements you don’t know how well your books are selling
    • Wiley statements showed a renewed interest in Podcasting for Dummies—so new edition happened
    • Such are the nuts and bolts of the business

    34:20 Writers off the Clock: Binge Worthy Media

    • We have a plan for a certain Amazon Original
    • Time for Mindhunter on Netflix. Just as good as Season 1!
    • Being typecast as Manson
    • Serial killers doing audiobooks
    • A nice look at expanding a series
    • The Boys on Amazon Prime
    • New Zealanders FTW
    Kiwis have the best ideas…

    48:38 Wrap up

    • Find Tee at TwitchCon 27-29 September
    • Find Pip and Tee at the James River Writers Convention 12-13 October
    • and at the Maryland Renaissance Festival 19 October
    55 min
  • Episode #95: Something new—Gen Con

    This is the third attempt at an episode 95. Honestly, it seems like the universe doesn’t want us to get one of these out! But we shake our fist in front of those barriers.

    We are now streaming the Shared Desk live on Tee’s Twitch stream. Following costs nothing, and you’ll get an alert that we are going live. Not only do you get firsties on listening to the show, and the chance to comment live… but also we do a little half hour chit chat after the main show.

    Membership has its privileges as they say…

    The show as it was streamed

    00:00 Introduction

    • We think we remember how to do this.
    • Trapped in a car together all the way to Indiana, but we made it back alive.
    • We met new people, saw some familiar faces.

    02:17 What is Gen Con?

    • The best four days of gaming.
    • Tee wants to edit the episode, but Pip actually is doing this!
    • Check out the history of Gen Con
    • It takes over Indiana and Indy itself!
    • 70,000-80,000 people
    • So many neat people have stands there, but for authors Cherie Priest was the Guest of Honor
    • GAWR was at Gen Con, but we missed them. No surprises considering how big it is!
    • Pip and Tee compare Gen Con and DragonCon as far as treating writers…

    07:27 The Gen Con Writers Symposium

    • Well laid out, with authors events in one of the hotels. Not even having to cross into the street.
    • So well organized, with tickets, a green room, and 50 minute panels. This gives everyone a chance to get between panels, and panelists a chance to set up.
    • The morgue, for those writers who need some real quiet
    • The green room was a place to chit chat. Pip loved having a place to chill. Would recommend.
    • Kicking it off with a nice free meal, but Indy had more treats in store…

    11:32 The long drive

    • A nine hour drive, straight to Indy.
    • Tee hates driving through Ohio freeways, and needed emergency caffeine.
    • Thank you Wayze for Cookie Monster. He got us there! Pip and Tee imitate him…

    13:12 Corralling Authors

    • Authors all housed in Marriott East, about 10 miles from Indy.
    • The shuttle was brilliant
    • No hotels for 50 miles around Gen Con

    14:05 Pip and Tee wax lyrical about the con badges

    • Melanie Meadors and Kelly Swails put on a heck of a symposium
    • Nice convention pouch with your events on the back.
    • No dodgy pin primed to break and come loose!
    • Pip says it is the best she’s ever seen

    15:04 Thursday panels

    • Tee brings the Big Score, and despite technical difficulties managed it
    • Tee found a fellow trombone player!
    • Tee stumped many con goers than usual.
    • Tee did a podcasting panel with Anton Strout and Cat Rambo
    • Tee (and Pip) are both OP (original podcasters)
    • Tee Morris from the Dawn of Time….
    • So we went out for dinner with local friend Kevin. Bluebeard was amazing.
    • We ate and drank well. There may have been bread pudding.

    21:23 Friday

    • Pip and Tee worked separate panels.
    • Pip talked about being your own boss. Trials and tribulations meant we could have been there for hours.
    • Pip disagreed with someone!
    • Tee ended up on a panel about Scrivener (a great piece of software for writers)
    • But when you want to edit, you have to use Word
    • It has a screenwriting section, with built in macros!
    • Pip talked about about keeping secondary characters in their place.
    • Lots of good solid topics in every panel
    • Pip and Tee have a slice of humble pie at their Q&A
    • Pip plans to use steampunk to lure people in next time…
    • Tee gets to meet his Wiley editor, Steve Hays
    • Got to meet Aloysius Fox, who runs two events. International Steampunk Symposium and the Chicago Steampunk Exposition
    • Ran into all sorts of people, even in this huge event!
    • Signing a bit of a wash…
    • Pip signed a literary brick
    • Tee also did some pop up streams at the event, but technical difficulties bit
    • Three hour nap turned into just falling on our face. Huge events take it out of a person…

    33:21 Saturday

    • Pip talked about reading other genres. Don’t be in a bubble as far as reading.
    • Tee checks his photos, and stand corrected
    • Pip was done, but Tee jumped on a bunch of panels that needed help
    • Tee talked about passing time in writing
    • CAT BUTT turns up!!
    • Training montages!!
    • Tee is the sole writer in the midst of editors, what happens to my story after I send it in?
    • Tee talks Twitch
    • Pip and Tee contemplate a writing stream
    Tee’s Twitch panel recorded just fine
    • Tee does a panel where he has to think about writing action.
    • After the last panel, we went out with Diana Pho of Beyond Victoriana, and an editor at Tor. And Jen Gunnels also from Tor.
    • Jen and Tee bonded over theatre and single malt.
    • The story of Harry & Izzy’s was worth every penny!
    • If you need to get into a place, stick close to a New Yorker…
    • The food was amazing… but the ending was epic! Bread pudding with Woodford Reserve!
    • 2.5 hour of dinner was so much damn fun. A great way to cap off Gen Con
    • Pip passed out, but Tee went out for beer with Danfinity
    • Find Tee on Untappd

    51:15 Indy wrap up

    • Pip and Tee think Indy is a cool city. 19th century architecture, and public art
    • People were lovely, and our Uber drivers were all charming… and they all love FIFA. Futbol!

    Find us on Twitter at either Tee’s or Pip’s account,
    leave us a voicemail or questions for the show at 703.791.1701,
    or leave us a comment here at the blog.
    We’ll talk about it!
    And remember, you can find the show on
    iTunes or Stitcher!
    Subscribe, listen, and review.

    Enjoy the ride
    and we’ll catch you later.

    56 min
  • Episode #94: Writers Consuming Content

    Remember The Shared Desk? That was a pretty cool podcast. Too bad it podfaded, right?

    Well, no — we didn’t go anywhere! Well, hold on, actually, yeah, we did go somewhere. It was Clockwork Alchemy and it was a right blast!

    The Shared Desk, now recorded LIVE on Twitch at Tee’s Twitch Channel, finally got behind the mics after the dust from a government furlough and a trip out west finally gave them a chance to catch their breaths and record. What are we talking about, you wonder? Well, we’re specifically talking about writers consuming media. Sometimes, writers need to relax. Thing is, that can be hard when we’re always critically looking at how other writers do things. Can writers effectively turn their brains off, relax and enjoy the show?

    Let’s find out.

    00:00 —  Introduction

    • Well yeah, there was another Episode #94, but Tee never got to the editing part of it…
    • the audio may sound a little weird. Wait until you find out why! (At the end of episode, of course.)
    • Adult beverages all around?
      • Kill All the Golfers for Tee
      • Pip has a drink, but she wants Tee’s drink instead.
    • When is Game of Thrones coming back? Oh yeah…
    • Tee is not hip, but he is old.
    • Addressing the stream and a changing of the guard.
    • A nod to Destiny and Happy Hour from the Tower
    • Sorry, Katie! Maybe we can do something special with that episode? Maybe drop it into Pip’s Patreon?
    • The original bell will not go quietly!

    05:18 —  Episode #94: Writers Consuming Content 

    • So where did this all start?
      • As many ideas comes from, it started with a series of rants on Facebook…
      • Pip defines “turning your brain off” as a writer.
      • What inspired the show topic …
    • Tee and Pip have really been enjoying Star Trek: Discovery.
      • Is it worth the cost of CBS All Access?
      • This will be a spoiler-free episode, we promise!
    • Going back to Season One, we meet THIS CHARACTER…
      • We want to know MORE about THIS CHARACTER.
      • The, in Season Two, we get an episode dedicated to THIS CHARACTER…
      • …so we could watch THIS CHARACTER die.
    • Then we get Discovery’s next stop in the galaxy: Talos IV.
      • A bit of Star Trek history
      • Some nods throughout the series coping with canon
      • Where Tee is triggered in all this
    • The writing crew of Discovery handles canon with real reverence, but the new, original stuff is slightly clumsy.
    • Sprinkling seeds throughout chapters or episodes versus cramming it all into one moment
    • After a moment’s rant, Tee asked “Maybe I’m expecting too much from these writers?”
    • Pip thinks writers make terrible media consumers.
      • Pip’s current read is dickering around with time jumps, and she’s got issues.
      • Writing passages in time are not always easy.
      • Tee still believes he can relax and enjoy it, but Pip is struggling…
    • The dice-roll in reading another’s book for the purpose of blurbing it
    • Tee loves a slow burn, and it triggers him when shortcuts are taken.
    • A good example of new canon and a slow burn done right…
    • Massive shout-out to Ethan Peck who gives great Nimoy without doing an impersonation of Leonard Nimoy.
    • As a writer and an actor, Tee’s got a jelly on.
    • Want a glimpse at Lauren Harris‘ next cosplay?
    Ensign Sylvia “Space Merida” Tilly
    • Where you can find them, watch “Short Treks” in between seasons.
    • No, not all writers are perfect. It’s when you show how good you are, but then take cheap or manipulative short cuts?
    • A spoiler from Season One that shows ridiculous, shoddy writing: grafting a personality to someone. (Beg your pardon?)
    • Yes, we get it. We suspend disbelief. But there are limits.
    • Can writers appreciate good writing better than their own? Oh yes!
      • True Detective, Season 3
      • The Marvel Cinematic Universe
      • Game of Thrones, Seasons 1 – 8
    • But really? Cat scratch fever? Really? (Okay, we can give that a pass.)
    • Good writing — no matter the media — should be inspirational to other writers.
    • Since we’re talking about good writing and bad writing in media, it’s time to re-open this old wound…

    32:04 — Writers off the Clock

    • This is a beautiful theme, but it’s not ready for The Big Score (coming soon to AwesomeCon this weekend)
    • How about this for an unexpected surprise?
    • You’re going to want to see this. Seriously.
    • Why Shazam! works
      • Giving Shazam’s suit a makeover
      • Really coherent, cohesive writing by keeping it simple but not stupid
      • Billy Batson is a teenager, so Shazam acts like a teenager. And it works!
    • This was a fun ride, but it does go dark when it needs to. Billy Batson’s story, for example…
    • Zachary Levi delivers as the Big Red Cheese.
    • This is DC’s Guardians of the Galaxy.
    • Tee and Pip wonder why Dwayne Johnson is an Executive Producer? Well, rumor has it…

    39:57 — The Wrap-Up

    • How long until Game of Thrones?!
    • Wrapping up the podcast, but when you follow or subscribe to the stream, you get the extra content!
    • Got some appearances lined up…
      • THIS WEEKEND, April 26-27 in Washington D.C. — AwesomeCon
      • May 21-24 in Baltimore, MD — Balticon
      • Tee weighs in on attending GuardianCon in 2019. Instead, Tee is aiming for TwitchCon in September.
      • Tee & Pip are coming to Key City Steampunk Festival.
      • And there’s a return to Richmond for the James River Writing Festival planned for this year!
    • Twitch for Dummies, now in bookstores everywhere!
    • Time to get to Westeros!
    • If you have an event and want The Shared Desk to appear there, or if you just want to share an opinion about the show, here’s where to find us…

    45:32 — Behind-the-Scenes Blooper

    Find us on Twitter at either Tee’s or Pip’s account,
    leave us a voicemail or questions for the show at 703.791.1701,
    or leave us a comment here at the blog.
    We’ll talk about it!
    And remember, you can find the show on iTunes or Stitcher!
    Subscribe, listen, and review.

    Enjoy the ride
    and we’ll catch you later.

    48 min
  • Episode #93: Looking Ahead to 2019 (with Special Guest, Tim Dodge)

    We are kicking off 2019 the only way we know how at The Shared Desk. We’re bringing in a special guest who has never been on the show, but is practically art of the family. Welcome to The Shred Desk author Tim Dodge.

    Tim Dodge is a regular fixture at the Smoke Writers Retreat, and is taking first steps into professionally writing fiction, but he is no stranger to writing professionally as he writes technical documents on a freelance basis.

    The Shared Desk, now recorded LIVE on Twitch at Tee’s Twitch Channel, after looking back on a year that was very 2018, turns its attention to what is coming this year, as well as looks at the not-so-simple life of a writer when writing is a 9-to-5 occupation.

    00:00 —  Introduction

    • Oh yeah, we’re kicking off the new year right…with a show recorded last year. (See what I did there?)
    • It is a night of firsts!
    • A mild spoiler from Bandersnatch
    • It’s a night of adult beverages and seamless plugs.
    • From one of the authors behind Podcasting for Dummies, Twitch for Dummies (advance copies) has arrived!

    02:56 —  Episode #93: Looking Ahead to 2019 (with Tim Dodge) 

    • Meet Tim Dodge
      • He was passing through and decided to spend some time with us.
      • Did you know that there is more to New York than just a big city?
      • Head north for some beautiful country
      • Tim is a writer of many backgrounds.
    • The Life of a Working Writer
      • How does writing “day job” content affect productivity with fiction projects?
      • Tim’s initiation into The Shared Desk.
      • Tee’s own work with Code.gov and writing for them while working with other projects.
      • How does working on “day job” stuff affect your creativity?
      • The lure (and dangers) of a day job writing gig
    • ….and juggling projects.
    • Tim’s got both indie and professional publishing credits under his belt. Take a look at what he’s got available.
    • Tim Dodge goes back home in his steampunk tale for Tee & Pip.
    • Looking ahead to 2019
      • We already looked back to 2018.
      • So, what’s next? Well, we’re doing something special for Writers Digest.
      • Okay, exactly what did Tee mean?
      • What exactly is the Smoky Writers Retreat?
      • HUGH O’DONNEL IN CHAT!!! (The man behind the Legend of Lazerdick)
      • A brief tangent on New Zealand entertainment
    • Tee’s looking even further ahead to a writing retreat he wants to do when he turns 55…
    • Back on track and looking ahead…
      • RavenCon
      • Clockwork Alchemy
      • GenCon
      • …and somewhere in there, Tee, Pip, and Tim get together again at Balticon.
    • Experiencing the K.T. Bryski Editing Experience
    • The freedom of arriving to a writing retreat with a clean slate
    • Still looking ahead…
      • Aiming for a return to the Maryland Renaissance Festival
      • Tee targets TwitchCon.
    • Writing Goals for 2019
      • More Ministry spinoffs planned
      • Dope needs a home. This means, Tee needs to find an agent.
    • The dangers of writing in Romance
    • Just accept it — Pip is right.
    • And Pip is aiming to return to The Books of the Order in 2019.

    49:38— The Wrap-Up

    • Time flies with friends.
    • Wrapping up the podcast, but when you follow or subscribe to the stream, you get the extra content!
    • Find Tim Dodge online…
      • Twitter
      • Instagram
      • All the good variations of Time Dodge were taken.
    • Twitch for Dummies, coming soon…
    • Pip’s Patreon is still going strong in case you were wondering.
    • If you have an event and want The Shared Desk to appear there, or if you just want to share an opinion about the show, here’s where to find us…

    Find us on Twitter at either Tee’s or Pip’s account,
    leave us a voicemail or questions for the show at 703.791.1701,
    or leave us a comment here at the blog.
    We’ll talk about it!
    And remember, you can find the show on iTunes or Stitcher!
    Subscribe, listen, and review.

    Enjoy the ride
    and we’ll catch you later.

    53 min
  • Episode #92: Looking Back on 2018

    What a year it has been. 2018 was the best of times and the worst of times…

    The Shared Desk, now recorded LIVE on Twitch at Tee’s Twitch Channel, hops, skips, and jumps its way through 2018, and looks at what was a hit, what was a miss, and what we have to look forward to in the coming year.

    00:00 —  Introduction

    • We’re kicking off this show with premium cat butt
    • Sometimes you just have to ride the impulse wave and go LIVE on Twitch!
    • When going live, where do you look?
    • Geek Parenting…
    • So, we’re having adult beverages tonight.
    • 05:05 —  Episode #92: Looking Back on 2018 

      • Let’s glance in the rearview, shall we?
      • Episode #86
        • Big Doctor Who shout-out’s
        • Why was Battlefield Earth on the Hallmark Channel?
        • It was a mega-podcast with The Geek Wolfpack Podcast and K.T. Bryski
        • This was recorded before the younglings landed their respective high schools.
        • Conventions, conventions, conventions….
        • ….and juggling projects.
        • Brandon questions why Tee would be writing Twitch for Dummies.
        • Pro Tip: Find yourself a good Tech Editor.
        • Episode #87
          • Lani Sarem, part of an elite group of idiots in the publishing industry
          • 2018. Not a good year from Zuckerberg’s House.
          • Social Media matters.
          • The New York Times piece that gives Tee pause…
          • Changes in the Facebook approach
          • Episode #88
            • Big jump between episodes. All the bad things were happening.
            • Tee’s Mom is holding up way better than Tee could have hoped.
            • Then Tee sticks the landing with Code.gov.
            • Tee misses his Dad. Hard. All for good reasons.
            • Finding a calm in the storm with Lost in Space on Netflix
            • Episode #89
              • The Sea King’s Daughters launched.
              • Pip loves her spreadsheets!
              • Tee completed the fiftieth short story in Tales from the Archives.
              • Balticon, baby, with the Chain Mail Nerd!!!
              • Nerding….The Next Generation
              • Detroit Become Human and the writing behind it
              • Episode #90
                • Pip was a little apprehensive about streaming, but that didn’t last for long…
                • While Tee and Pip streamed, Nick and Brandon work out a novel development.
                • Pip found Later and Canva around this time.
                • Tee was working towards his Dummies deadline
                • Big month for Pip
                • The Books & Braun Dossier launched.
                • Dope is still underway, and with the furlough, Tee has time to edit.
                • Mainlining Poirot on account of Kenneth Branagh
                • Episode #91
                  • Amazon devours Createspace and Tee turns 50!
                  • Achtung, Baby!!!
                  • Seriously, you’re taking up Krav Maga at fifty?!
                  • Tee and Pip — Professional Beer Hipsters
                  • And Tee slips over to the Dark Side…
                  • The Germany Trip was a good time, even with the delay in the U.K.
                  • Returning to the book business of Createspace, and the growing pains present.
                  • Let’s go to the spreadsheets!!!
                  • Yes, Pip was a machine in 2018.
                  • Audiobooks have been very, very good to us.
                  • 2019…new stuff to come.
                    • 45:15 — The Wrap-Up

                      • Wrapping up the podcast, but when you follow or subscribe to the stream, you get the extra content!
                      • Pip’s Patreon is still going strong in case you were wondering.
                      • More nerdy, writerly talk on the stream; but we’re heading out!
                      • Tee is still working on getting podcasts back on track, including this one and Happy Hour from the Tower.
                      • If you have an event and want The Shared Desk to appear there, or if you just want to share an opinion about the show, here’s where to find us…
                        • 703.791.1701
                        • …and social media, of course.
                        • Find us on Twitter at either Tee’s or Pip’s account,

                          leave us a voicemail or questions for the show at 703.791.1701,
                          or leave us a comment here at the blog.
                          We’ll talk about it!
                          And remember, you can find the show on iTunes or Stitcher!
                          Subscribe, listen, and review.

                          Enjoy the ride

                          and we’ll catch you later.

                          49 min
                        • Episode #91: Achtung, Baby & R.I.P. CreateSpace

                          Well, it has been quite a spell, but it does not necessarily mean that we are taking it slow this year…

                          Welcome back to The Shared Desk, now recorded LIVE on Twitch at Tee’s Twitch Channel. So what is the difference between the live stream and the podcast, you wonder? We’re offering listeners a compact, condensed version of the show in the podcast feed for when you may have missed the show. The live Shared Desk will go longer, and be completely raw and unedited. We will also take your comments and questions as they come in. We are enjoying the whole Twitch experience, and hope you continue to listen (and reach out to us) on either platform.

                          Alright then. on with the show, where we address the changes at CreateSpace.

                          00:00 —  Introduction

                          • It’s been too long…
                          • Memories of Germany
                          • Did we happen to mention it’s been a week.
                          • Where the heck have we been?
                            • Twitch for Dummies is done!
                            • Celebrating seven years of marital bliss
                            • Tee reaches the Gold Edition as he turned 50.
                            • Pip is recording audio. A lot of audio.
                            • Oh, yeah, in September, there was an upgrade to the studio.
                            • 04:48 —  Episode #91: Achtung, Baby! (The Germany Trip)

                              • Let’s celebrate the 50th birthday of Tee Morris!
                              • When you’re in Germany, you’re going to mention the war.
                                • Reminders are everywhere.
                                • History is everywhere you go in Germany.
                                • Oh, Bavaria…
                                  • We like beer!
                                  • We were visiting our steampunk supermodel.
                                  • You want to hear more about the trip overseas? Watch the full show at the YouTube video! (Yeah, catching the show LIVE means extra content!)
                                  • 07:30 — Episode #91: R.I.P. CreateSpace

                                    • What’s breaking int he Writing World? (No, not writing advice from pretentious nitwits.)
                                    • The death of CreateSpace
                                      • We writers find ourselves, once again, here…
                                      • CreateSpace was its own entity…until Amazon decided “We can do it better.”
                                      • Yeah, about that…
                                      • Come on, Amazon. Step up!
                                      • It would have been great to have books for PhilCon, but there were two things we didn’t have: a working car, and books.
                                      • Some concerns about this takeover beyond delivery of books
                                        • Some opinions about Amazon courtesy of Hasan Minaj’s Patriot Act.
                                        • We are hooked on Amazon. We admit it.
                                        • It’s hard to deny how much power Amazon holds.
                                        • Amazon need competition.
                                        • What Tee is worried about: Quality of the Product from Amazon
                                          • An early experience with Dragon Moon’s experience with Ingram’s Spark
                                          • Devil’s Advocate: Times and technology are different.
                                          • How Amazon is handling proof copies
                                            • Amazon marks proofs as proofs.
                                            • Tee also has a bad story about booksellers selling proofs.
                                            • And here is where the “marital bliss” kicks in.
                                            • Pip Ballantine, dealer of sick burns
                                            • A mini-rant on Apple iBooks and the indie author
                                            • So far, the quality of books is fine; but we are still early in this new relationship.
                                            • Amazon is not a perfected science. Here are a few disappointments from the past…
                                            • So what options do you have outside of Amazon?
                                              • Pip is working with BookBub, and digging it so far.
                                              • Did you know about the Books & Braun Dossier? This is a thing!
                                              • We have our own holiday sale with The Curse of the Silver Pharaoh.
                                              • There’s also a sale on our print books! 20% off, and more…
                                              • The best way to get your copy of Twitch for Dummies autographed
                                              • So with all this — will we still use Amazon?
                                              • Old Man Morris rants about Facebook
                                              • Boycotting the ‘Zon? Good luck with that.
                                              • Here’s one good reason to stick with the ‘Zon…
                                              • 28:08 —  Loot Crate Lookie-Loo

                                                • If it is possible to two-fist on a Loot Crate, we’re going to do just that!
                                                • Tee is opening September’s Loot Crate: INVADERS
                                                  • The tee-shirt — Venom. Well played…but it’s black. And Tee is a little burned out on black tees. BUT IF YOU GO TO HANGRY GAMER GEAR…
                                                  • A Predator bandana, and it makes Tee smile wide. (A favorite movie of his…)
                                                  • There are a lot of statuettes, but this Alien statuette is a keeper!
                                                  • Always good to have a blank journal from The X-Files so you can take notes of close encounters.
                                                  • Tee’s pin is another nod to Aliens. Noice!!!
                                                  • Pip is tackling October’s Loot Crate: CURSED
                                                    • Her tee shirt lead —  Attack on Titan …which is not our jam.
                                                    • Socks featuring the Gremlins!
                                                    • Pip also has a statuette, and it is Evil Dead 2 so it stays!
                                                    • There’s a room key from American Horror Story: Hotel ...and she can make the key her own!
                                                    • The pin? A classic Ouija board cypher. Well done!
                                                    • Wow…keeping everything but the shirts!
                                                    • And the Venom shirt is going to our buddy, Hugh!
                                                    • 36:04 — The Wrap-Up

                                                      • Wrapping up the podcast, but when you follow or subscribe to the stream, you get extra content!
                                                      • Where will Pip and Tee be, you might wonder?
                                                        • Thanksgiving 
                                                        • Christmas
                                                        • Did we mention Pip’s Patreon?
                                                        • And many future projects.
                                                        • But looking ahead to 2019…
                                                        • Tee is also working on getting podcasts back on track, including this one and Happy Hour from the Tower.
                                                        • If you have an event and want The Shared Desk to appear there, or if you just want to share an opinion about the show, here’s where to find us…
                                                          • 703.791.1701
                                                          • …and social media, of course.
                                                          • Find us on Twitter at either Tee’s or Pip’s account,

                                                            leave us a voicemail or questions for the show at 703.791.1701,
                                                            or leave us a comment here at the blog.
                                                            We’ll talk about it!
                                                            And remember, you can find the show on iTunes or Stitcher!
                                                            Subscribe, listen, and review.

                                                            Enjoy the ride

                                                            and we’ll catch you later.

                                                            41 min
                                                          • Episode #90: We’re LIVE on Twitch!

                                                            Adjusting to new schedules is still hard.

                                                            An entire summer got by us, but we said we were going to make Show #90 count, and how did we do that? How about this?!

                                                            Yes, we are taking the show to Twitch, and on Tee’s Twitch Channel, bringing all the wackiness and goofiness that you expect from us, only now including video and the magic of going LIVE!

                                                            If you missed the show…well, you’ll just have to listen (or watch) and see if we will decide to do it again.

                                                            00:00 —  Introduction

                                                            • If you’re going to come back, do it with some panache!
                                                            • Upping our game, we’re giving Twitch a shot!
                                                            • The magic of going live.
                                                            • We have adult beverages as we go live. Hold on to something.
                                                            • Hold up, that OP Seat is Tee’s seat!
                                                            • Not bad numbers for a first step out…
                                                            • 04:51 —  Episode #90: Catching Up and Summing Up the Summer…LIVE on Twitch!

                                                              • Let’s try and get back on track…
                                                              • Tee’s on deadline with Twitch for Dummies
                                                                • Tee begins to regret going live with Pip.
                                                                • Apart from finishing the book, Tee’s struggling with one of the Parts of Tens.
                                                                • So what are your hosts drinking? Glad you didn’t ask.
                                                                • Getting an opinion on how to solve this dilemma…and that was quick.
                                                                • Nick Kelly doubles down and claims that Pip on Twitch is the best — thing — EVAR!!!
                                                                • Pip’s summer has been all about her new project.
                                                                  • Pip’s Patreon is offering free stories to her subscribers!
                                                                  • Six women, six mermaids.
                                                                    • Stacia Kelly
                                                                    • Piper J Drake
                                                                    • Lauren B. Harris
                                                                    • Katee Robert
                                                                    • Åsa Maria Bradley
                                                                    • An epic collection of awesomeness
                                                                    • …and this is on top of Pip getting her Books of the Order and Shifted World rights back.While Pip
                                                                    • Again, the magic of going live. And Pip was worried about Tee getting inappropriate!
                                                                    • Pip manages to get back on track. Thank God!
                                                                    • Did you know about the Books & Braun Dossier? This is a thing!
                                                                    • Pip is getting really, really good at laying out books in InDesign.
                                                                    • Hey, who is in this mermaid collection?
                                                                    • Don’t think Tee has forgotten about Dope.
                                                                      • Did Tee mention that he’s still digging his new job?
                                                                      • He’s got a new toy for his video work.
                                                                      • There’s a difference between Gimli and gimbal.
                                                                      • What’s Dope? Well, here is the origin story behind it…
                                                                      • New genres, new challenges
                                                                      • What else is on the White Board Wall?
                                                                      • Death and the Falcon is itching to be written…by Pip, anyway.
                                                                      • MUNCH IS IN CHAT!!!
                                                                      • Talking a little bit about what’s happing in the publishing world…
                                                                        • Createspace becomes part of the grand Amazon machine
                                                                        • The jump was not so bad,at least for Pip.
                                                                        • Stacia D. Kelly introduces Pip to Later.com, and Tee digs it!
                                                                        • Some serious talk about Vellum, and why InDesign is still an essential tool for indie writers.
                                                                        • Adobe has a lot going for it, even beyond InDesign.
                                                                        • The problem with being hommans to floof…
                                                                        • 35:55 —  Loot Crate Lookie-Loo

                                                                          • Tee confesses to having a bit of a blunder with Loot Crate. Yeah…whoops.
                                                                          • And now we are looking at this month’s Loot Crate: MAYHEM
                                                                            • A Rick & Morty Monster Mayhem Statue
                                                                            • A Batman smartphone pop
                                                                            • Pip claims the Harley Quinn notepad for herself
                                                                            • The pin is a nod to Courage the Cowardly Dog 
                                                                            • An Office Space tee…which is heading to the prize bin.
                                                                            • Pip is concerned about the amount of plastic arriving to the house.
                                                                            • 42:26 — Writers Off the Clock

                                                                              • The way adaptations work
                                                                                • Murder on the Orient Express, featuring David Suchet’s Hercules Poirot
                                                                                • Inspired by Murder on the Orient Express, featuring Kenneth Branagh’s Hercules Poirot
                                                                                • The various approaches to Murder on the Orient Express
                                                                                  • An all-star cast with Albert Finney
                                                                                  • Another take with David Suchet
                                                                                  • The recent Ken Branagh take
                                                                                  • What was with the voice, Finney?
                                                                                  • The evolution of Hercule Poirot under Suchet
                                                                                  • It’s a little unfair to compare Branagh to Suchet
                                                                                    • It’s like comparing Sherlocks between Downey, Cumberbatch, and Brecht.
                                                                                    • The differences between Branagh and Suchet, and the ending.
                                                                                    • You want spoilers? Tee and Pip got some spoilers.
                                                                                    • Two separate approaches, and both work.
                                                                                    • Agatha really did not care for Poirot.
                                                                                    • Check out these films and see how one work can spawn different interpretations.
                                                                                    • 54:32 — The Wrap-Up

                                                                                      • Pip really is an optimist.
                                                                                      • Where will Pip and Tee be, you might wonder?
                                                                                        • 20 October — The Maryland Renaissance Festival 
                                                                                        • 27 October — Hallow Read in Ellicott City, MD
                                                                                        • 16-18 November — Philcon
                                                                                        • Did we mention Pip’s Patreon?
                                                                                        • Coming this Fall — Tee turns 50!!!
                                                                                          • We’re going to Germany!
                                                                                          • And we’re getting the band back together…
                                                                                          • And for our anniversary, we’re going quite posh this go round.
                                                                                          • If you have an event and want The Shared Desk to appear there, or if you just want to share an opinion about the show, here’s where to find us…
                                                                                            • 703.791.1701
                                                                                            • …and social media, of course.
                                                                                            • So…should we do this Twitch thing again?
                                                                                            • Find us on Twitter at either Tee’s or Pip’s account,

                                                                                              leave us a voicemail or questions for the show at 703.791.1701,
                                                                                              or leave us a comment here at the blog.
                                                                                              We’ll talk about it!
                                                                                              And remember, you can find the show on iTunes or Stitcher!
                                                                                              Subscribe, listen, and review.

                                                                                              Enjoy the ride

                                                                                              and we’ll catch you later.

                                                                                              1 hr 2 min
                                                                                            • SPECIAL EPISODE: The Geek Wolfpack Podcast and a Review of MAGFest

                                                                                              A SYNDICATED SPECIAL

                                                                                              with the Geek Wolfpack Podcast!

                                                                                              A special episode (dropped into the Shared Desk feed via the Geek Wolfpack Podcast feed) where Papa Wolf  (Nick Kelly) and his special guest (Tee, first time in studio!)  recap the events of MAGFest 2017. Hear these two discuss the unique vibe of this festival, cosplay, retro gaming, our panels, and all sorts of insanity from this incredible Washington, DC music and gaming festival over fine, malted beverages…

                                                                                              MAGFest Recap Notes

                                                                                              0:00 – Intro
1:07 – Fanboyglass – Destiny glasses

                                                                                              2:02 – MAGFest
                                                                                              
2:16 – Brie gets her cameo
                                                                                              2:35 – Momma Wolf gets her cameo
                                                                                              3:08 – Rob Aldrich at www.teachthesky.com
                                                                                              3:49 – Rob’s panel on the Top Ten Episodes of the Transformers

                                                                                              Rob Aldrich presents on the Top Ten Transformers Episodes

                                                                                              4:11 – What is MAGFest?

                                                                                              4:50 – Tee’s intro to MAGFest
                                                                                              5:41 – Awesomecon
                                                                                              6:45 – The attendees are as diverse as it gets, and we love it
                                                                                              8:04 – Our friends at the Geektitude podcast and State of the Geek
                                                                                              8:14 – Locked, Loaded and Liberal
                                                                                              8:54 – MAGFest did a great video of our panel, Storytelling in Video Games
                                                                                              9:03 – Tee’s podcast, The Shared Desk
                                                                                              9:37 – There might be Time Travel
                                                                                              10:03 – Last year, Tee did “The Big Score: The History of Soundtracks in Movies and Video Games”
                                                                                              10:22 – Major kudos to all of the staff. The A/V crew was amazing.
                                                                                              11:10 – Always give thank you’s in the most public way to sound, A/V and lighting people
                                                                                              11:45 – Thursday’s arrival
                                                                                              12:20 – eBro-la is now a thing
                                                                                              13:08 – 4 day cons are actually 6 days long
                                                                                              14:14 – Battletech: Fire Storm
                                                                                              17:04 – The end of a con is not unlike Fat Tuesday

                                                                                              Squirrel Girl!

                                                                                              17:31 – Comics & Gaming

                                                                                              17:51 – Thermal’s new Assassin’s Creed jacket

                                                                                              18:18 – Ashamei got new earrings

                                                                                              18:50 – Sonic Boom gets Overwatch ears
                                                                                              20:16 – How Tee and Rob Aldrich met (in 2003)
                                                                                              21:51 – Hingle McCringleberry
                                                                                              22:10 – Pre-Order Rob Aldrich’s “Rockaiju”
                                                                                              22:55 – Rob mentioned Final Fantasy VI
                                                                                              23:35 – Rob also mentioned Ratchet and Clank
                                                                                              23:38 – Nick talked about Asheron’s Call
                                                                                              24:04 – Xenoblade Chronicles
                                                                                              24:31 – Tee talked Myst
                                                                                              24:45 – Tee also talked Destiny
                                                                                              25:28 – Get a gaming crate from Lootcrate
                                                                                              25:35 – Smuggler’s Bounty – Star Wars themed crates
                                                                                              26:14 – When is the story too much?
                                                                                              26:36 – Overwatch needs a story mode
                                                                                              27:27 – Matthew J Drake
                                                                                              28:25 – Overwatch was the predominant cosplay
                                                                                              28:55 – Rayden from Mortal Kombat
                                                                                              29:40 – The giant Team Skull contingent was outrageous
                                                                                              31:40 – Garrison Tyranus from the 501st Legion
                                                                                              32:35 – The Wolfpack did Friday
                                                                                              33:10 – The Voice Acting Panel
                                                                                              34:57 – Say “good-bye” like this…

                                                                                              Thermal Wolff’s Assassin’s Creed jacket

                                                                                              36:14 – Rail Theory Kickstarter in February

                                                                                              36:36 – 2064 Read Only Memories
                                                                                              37:44 – Shout out to Machinae Supremacy!
                                                                                              38:11 – Old Town Man Cave – Manassas, VA
                                                                                              38:26 – IT WAS COLD!
                                                                                              39:12 – Buy an electric vehicle
                                                                                              39:20 – The Blink charging app
                                                                                              40:12 – Aldrich is reviewing every episode of Transformers ever

                                                                                              43:42 – Do not Chipotle at MAGFest

                                                                                              44:03 – Redstone American Grill
                                                                                              45:27 – We love Luke Cage. Congrats to their stunt crew!
                                                                                              46:18 – We played Joust!
                                                                                              47:55 – The sound that ties MAGFest together, the Colossus roar!
                                                                                              49:00 – Some of the pinball machines (There’s a Big Lebowski game!)
                                                                                              50:28 – Our late night panel, “Slightly Off-Key: Great Soundtracks to Truly Terrible Films”
                                                                                              52:35 – A little Billy Idol history
                                                                                              54:02 – Steve Stevens has a grammy for flamenco

                                                                                              Monty Python’s Spanish Inquisition showed up at MAGFest

                                                                                              54:55 – Why Nick is pissed about Heavy Metal 2000

                                                                                              56:42 – Brian May’s involvement in the New Horizons project
                                                                                              57:45 – We gush over Highlander
                                                                                              58:20 – We talked a ton about Jim Steinman on the panel
                                                                                              59:02 – Nick loves Meatloaf
                                                                                              59:55 – The types of movies we cover: “If they weren’t absolute stinkers, they were train wrecks.” – Tee
                                                                                              60:30 – Where the video game based movies rank on RottenTomatoes.com
                                                                                              62:03 – Shout out to our friends at Horrorview
                                                                                              63:57 – The Batman vs Superman movie themes – fortissimo or djent, however you want to put it…
                                                                                              65:34 – We sold books!
                                                                                              66:16 – We agree to disagree on Van Helsing
                                                                                              66:56 – The different scores of Legend
                                                                                              69:33 – So, Nick, how did you feel after the panel?
                                                                                              71:29 – There’s a lot of Jim Steinman to the Protomen

                                                                                              View from the stage during the Thursday panel

                                                                                              74:22 – MAGFest is a two-way communication at all times

                                                                                              75:44 – Tee had fans of the Ministry in attendance
                                                                                              76:34 – The vibe at MAGFest is contagious
                                                                                              78:44 – Reciprocity!
                                                                                              80:34 – Shout out to Tyler Waldman
                                                                                              81:05 – Shout out to Pip Ballantine!
                                                                                              81:30 – Countless Hues of Crimson
                                                                                              81:38 – Pip Ballantine’s “Immortal Progeny”
                                                                                              81:45 – The Curse of the Silver Pharaoh
                                                                                              81:56 – Shout out to the staff!
                                                                                              82:06 – MAGFest
                                                                                              82:29 – Happy Birthday David Bowie and Elvis Presley. Bowie released an EP on 1/8/17
                                                                                              83:18 – All MAGFest all the time!
                                                                                              83:38 – Outro

                                                                                              Finally….The Colossus Roar!

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