The Shaved Bear

Cangro holds Greg's hand through how to call out of work an hour early. We dive into the sandlerverse with our rankings before getting nostalgic of what TV once was. This is a movies episode

Apologies for the long break, but we had some Christmas breaking to attend to. We mentally prepare for the MSG event coming up in the new year, and then Cangro faces his first tough ranking.

Cangro had his yees hawed in Kansas by an unfriendly Midwest population, a species we didn't know existed. We rank the best superpowers with a small little twist. Greg needs a new Snapchat Spotlight alogrithm.

WARNING: Please ignore Pat's breathing and lemonade sipping in the middle of this epsiode as he inevitably makes his way down with more ASMR food noises. The Christmas season is in full swing. We rank classy to trashy Christmas decorations and true colors are revealed.

Pray for the room that Cangro finds himself locked in with Will Smith and Wall-E. Is Tony the Tiger the undisputed heavyweight mascot of all cereals? We discuss the smartest items in the room.

Who is out here falling off the hardest? We complain about the complainers. We complain about The Polar Express. Of course, Cangro complains about Wall-E - a cinematic masterpeice.

Greg learns what the internet really thinks of people with his name. Cangro won't watch Smile 2. In fact, no one should. Someone's mother needs to use Urban Dictionary.

BEWARE: Spinning random women has grave (fantastic) consequences. Zach Bryan is the world's latest clam. Cangro believed up until a few days ago he was impervious to plane nonsense. Greg "hands" him a new ranking.

Post-election life is upon us. Politics are much too erudite for Greg and Cangro, so they talk their favorite movies instead. Is it too early to start celebrating Christmas?

Hold your breath - Pat comes in with food towards the end again. We talk Yanks eating dirt, how Cangro's cog rail ride went, and all the best (worst) Halloween candy that gets thrown into your bag each year.