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July 18 S2E15 - Euro Reunion! A Jet Lag Disaster, England's depression and the Greatest Name of All Time
The brothers are officially reunited! Miles and Archie are broadcasting live from IMG Studios in London as their massive Euro trip continues.

The boys dissect the gloomy vibe across England following the loss, absolutely roasting manager Thomas Tuchel for his fatal decision to "park the bus" against a relentless Lionel Messi.

In the return of the Shep Bulletin, the boys dive into the wild sports stories making the rounds.

They unpack the "manifestation" and destiny behind the viral 2007 photo of Messi bathing an infant Lamine Yamal, and they introduce you to an Arizona State linebacker who officially holds the greatest name in football history.

Bison.

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35 min
July 14 S2E14 - Stolen Van Update & Archie's European Surprise!
This week on the Shetpmates Show, the boys are continents apart but the chaos remains exactly the same!

Archie dials in live from Dubrovnik to give us a full update on his European holiday. He reveals how he’s slowly squeezing his way out of the "doghouse", how paying the heavy "baddie tax" is affecting his purse, and describes absolute shock surprise he got on his arrival to Greece.

Enjoy!

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44 min
July 07 S2E13 - Australia's Out, Europe's In & Archie Is Already in Trouble
Australia's World Cup dream is officially over... and we recorded this episode just minutes after the final whistle.

We unpack the Socceroos' heartbreaking exit, the Oscar-worthy flopping that drove us insane, and ask one question: is there a more pressure-filled moment in sport than taking a World Cup penalty?

Then things take a turn as Archie prepares to leave for Europe, accidentally lands himself in the international doghouse.

Plus Harry Kane reminds everyone why captains matter, Miles makes another outrageous claim about his set-shot kicking, and we somehow end up debating whether the 100m final is more intimidating than a penalty shootout.
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43 min
June 30 S2E12 - We Became Scottish, Got Pissed for Ben Stokes & Rocky Joins Us
The World Cup has officially gone off the rails. Scottish fans have reportedly drunk Boston dry, Uruguay's players were forced onto commercial flights home after dropping out, and Australia crawled over the line.

We also pay tribute to Ben Stokes after one of Australia's greatest rivals calls time on his international career.

we break down the week's best commentary calls, uncover another batch of ridiculous internet stories in The Shep Bulletin.

Also Miles turns up looking like he's gone 12 rounds. Pour yourself a port and enjoy another week with the Shepmates.

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49 min
June 23 S2E11 - Archie's Flight Disaster & The Japanese Takeover Of Texas
Australia is deep in World Cup fever and we’re absolutely loving it.

This week we unpack our trip to the Gold Coast for Mick Fanning’s charity golf day, the outrageous story of how Archie nearly missed his flight home, the people that saved the day, and why the 2026 World Cup might be the greatest sporting event on earth.

We also dive into Australia’s loss to the USA, the Japanese takeover of Texas, Fed Square at 4am, World Cup fan chaos and a potential million-dollar pickle juice business idea.

Plus, Word Of The Week returns and for the second week in a row… the listeners are involved.

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56 min
June 15 S2E10 - We SLAPPED the Turks, Arch's 3am reno & GUEST: Will Taylor from USA
Australia beat Turkey and we've officially lost the plot.

This week we're basking in Socceroos glory, crowning Patrick Beach as Australia's newest national hero, reviewing iconic commentary calls, diagnosing more cases of Junior Football Parent Derangement Syndrome and preparing for Australia's huge clash with the USA.

Plus Archie accidentally renovated his house at 3am while sleepwalking.

Word Of The Week returns and things get completely out of hand....AND We've got Will Taylor with us from the USA!

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51 min
June 09 S2E9 - We discovered a new Junior Football disease, Ump blunders & FIFA greed.
There’s a new disease spreading through junior football and it’s affecting otherwise normal adults across Australia. We diagnose Junior Football Parent Derangement Syndrome, review another outrageous AFL umpire insertion, put the latest game-winning commentary calls under the microscope, hear your wildest local footy umpire stories and ask whether FIFA has officially lost the plot ahead of the World Cup. Plus, Word of the Week heats up, The Bulletin is as outrageous as usual and we uncover a new life philosophy that may or may not involve cutting across three lanes of traffic.
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57 min
June 02 S2E8 - We got raised at an Umpires Meeting…
The local umpires have officially found the podcast. We unpack the awkward pre-game encounter, debate the best commentary call of Patrick Cripps' match-winning goal, revisit our cave-diving obsession, add more names to Team of the Year and continue the battle of Archie's Word of the Week.

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53 min
May 26 S2E7 - Miles abused an umpire and we're professional landwalkers
This week the boys dissect the real problems of Archies injury, deadeye duo is threatened, miles abuses an umpire and said he’d do it again.

Arch debuts a new segment to keep us informed…Why golf is better than cave diving and the World Cup debate from last week gets reignited.

Plus Word of the Week, a fashion blunder and rating a commentary call of the biggest AFL moment this year.

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46 min
May 19 S2E6 - Socceroos Debate, Mozzing ourselves, Patriotism & Dumbing down the Aus Budget
As expected the boys naturally double down and continue calling out AFL players for a 2v2 shootout.

The boys discuss the weight of the world cup an get behind the Socceroos in the leadup to the competition,

We "dumb down" the Aussie budget, and we introduce the only acceptable way to greet us in public: "Nod for the Pod."

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43 min

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The bedroom door is open..big mistake, the Shepmates are back. Twin brothers Miles & Archie bring their signature satirical take on life and internet culture — blending grassroots stories with the…