When life gives you lemons, then invite Jacob Tingle to join you to make lemonade. The World's most optimistic QPR fan joins all the way from San Antonio to help Andy and Dun make sense of a busy and utterly depressing week in QPRland, in Birthday Boy Ant's absence.

Trigger warning: It's quite long, and I'm not sure we were as optimistic as we set out to be.

Firstly and most importantly Get well Soon Andy Sinton. QPR NYC send our best wishes for a full and speedy recovery

- Coventry 7 (Seven) QPR 1

- Spotty coverage and is it 6 yet? Oh, is it 7 yet? Oh, Is it 8 yet? A trip to Niagara Falls Maid Dun Mist most of the game, but saw enough. More than enough.

- Andy and Jacob kept themselves occupied too.

- Let's not go into game in too much detail

- The Game Model of consistency

- Stop p*ssing about at the back and get it launched

- It'll all come out in the Walsh. Time for Joe to go (on loan?). Just how much damage are we doing to our young keeper

- Where's the Leadership? Our Leadership expert weighs in. Who needs to stand up and be counted?

- The 47th Minutemen. What's being said at half time?

- Pressure on Julien - Our hopes in the four games have gone by in a Blur. How much grace will Stephan get before he steps out the door?

- Knives out for Nourry? Is it possible for someone to go a terrible job and a great job at the same time? We make the case

- Build for mid and long term future success by all means but please don't short the short term and leave us short.

- Witness the (lack of) Fitness. Early injuries make Manuvas in the transfer market entirely necessary

- We're an Eze Lover - Eze Moves to Arsenal, Eze Money for the R's

- The Arrival of Koki is a Saito sore eyes

- Hey Hayden! Isaac join on a permanent for free

- N'Davies left back in the pecking order of signings

- Fortunate Zan - Celar's off to Dusseldorf leaves on loan with a view to a permanent - Optimism: Open training day a success for the kids, Kone off the mark.

- High Intensity Press Coverage from all the outlets

- Screens up for the shooting of a Dark Horse

- More G than X. 5.78 of them in fact. Game by game its a nonsense, but over the season? Still nonsense.- Papier Mache Paddy Kenny's having a party, bring Mbengue and Paul Nardi

- Depreciation Appreciation - Are QPR players dropping in value as soon they drive onto the lot?

- All that (money) and a bag of chips - Adams acknowledges

- The hunt was on for Zohran Mamdani (and a bag of chips)

- Jacob's sandwich course is taxing

- 'Cutlets' cut lets Tommy De Vito ship up to Boston and out of Mom's basement.

- We remember some actual lads including the wonderful Paul Parker

- No Kit Korner, as all the Charlton kits are Trash

- How can you possibly predict a win after that performance. Try us. Just try us...but you just know Kelman's getting his first goal on Saturday

- Across the acrostics with Jacob's Stanzas LIVE!

- There's still lovely stuff in the world - Start of semesters, Fairytale Football at Grimsby & Morecambe and HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANT, and thank you Jacob.

- Andy mentioned the unmentionable. Did he jinx a run at the beautiful Ronnie? Will Edwards head Northwards to West London?

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