This week we talk about what we’ve been up to in Seattle, Hilary Duff’s new music video, creepy online stuff, our Internet history, favorite childhood toys, and Quentin Tarantino licking our feet?

This week we talk about school dances, sports we played, famous people we’ve met, rice, sleepovers, and what it would be like if Sam ran a nightclub.

This week we have a debate about indie versus big game developers, talk about Britney’s new song, first crushes, our laugh, what time we’d want to live in, and what gets our rocks off.

This week we talk about laser hair removal, the Lizzie McGuire Movie being on Netflix, landlords, being introverted, and we discuss the Bruce Jenner interview.

This week we talk about struggling to reject dates, putting horse oil on your face, Drag Race, reincarnation, and what we want to see in the future!

This week we have a competition to see who has the deepest voice, we talk about buying cucumbers at Walmart, SNSD’s new single, college advice, Girl Scout Cookies, and if we would take a bullet for a family member!

This week we talk about what we’ve been up to over our week off, the new Hilary Duff song, dating apps, ancestry, sex in Amsterdam, and food poisoning in Disneyland!

This week Sam gives Joe a quiz on drag terms. We also talk about celebrity close-ups, what horror movie situations we’d like to be in, read a sexy new fanfic about us, discuss cremating Sam’s dead cat, and why we’d want to experience having a vagina.

This week we talk about K-Pop and J-Pop, the art of creating Sims, what we’re afraid of, give an update on new music we’re working on, TV Shows we’re into, and vibrators!

This week we talk about ice cream in winter, give awful advice to teens, discuss friends unfriending you online, snorting ashes, Perfume, and new fan-fiction about us! YOU’RE NO MARGARET CHAN.